00:01easy that's quite a shot you took i miss anything plenty your friend audrey's moved up the wedding
00:08it's happening right now no it's not like hades it is you go there uninvited you'll be breaking
00:14international law i get my hands on savage that's not all i'll be breaking you coming
00:28hello
00:36so
00:41so
00:56Oh, my God.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:42This is Audrey II of Kuznia, and Vandal Savage may be united in holy matrimony.
01:47This relationship is an honorable and sacred one, designed to unite two sympathies and hopes into one.
01:54And it rests upon the mutual confidence and devotion of husband and wife.
02:02Therefore, it is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly.
02:10But reverently, discreetly, soberly, and in the fear of God, into this holy estate, these two persons present come now
02:21to be joined.
02:23If anyone has caused why this couple should not be united in marriage, let them speak now.
02:29I could come up with a list of reasons, but we'd be here for two hours.
02:35Or forever hold their peace.
02:42Audrey, stop!
02:43I won't let you marry him.
02:45He's...
02:49Does anyone else have any objections?
02:57Introducing, for the first time, Her Royal Highness, Queen Audrey, and her husband, Prince Vandal Savage.
03:11What was Diana thinking? Has she lost her mind?
03:14It's obvious she's grown quite attached to you.
03:17I'm fond of her, too, but her behavior is inexcusable.
03:20Banish it from your mind.
03:22Today is your wedding day, my beautiful queen.
03:24I know that you only married me out of duty.
03:26When I look into your eyes, I want to give you the whole world.
03:30Sometimes I almost believe you would, if you could.
03:34We'll see.
03:41The Vandal?
03:45Where is my husband?
03:47Attending to a minor diplomatic matter.
03:49I am to tell you that he will return shortly.
03:54If Her Majesty requires anything, I can send a chambermaid for it.
03:57If I need any assistance taking a walk, I'll let you know.
04:11How dare you burst in here and ruin my wedding?
04:14Aren't you even curious about what Savage is up to? He's dangerous.
04:17Why? Do you think he might throw a tank through my wall?
04:20Grow up. He's obviously using you. He's amassing military and political power.
04:24For what?
04:26What do you think? He's got to be stopped.
04:28You're a raving lunatic.
04:30Not to say you weren't fun to go clubbing with.
04:32This isn't a joke, Audrey.
04:34I think Savage is responsible for your father's sudden illness.
04:37And I think you've just crossed a line.
04:41Don't walk away, Audrey.
04:42You're making a big mistake.
04:44I can do whatever I please.
04:47Surely you'll notice by now.
05:03Did she?
05:04We go out l-
05:08You'll spoil the surprise.
05:15What is the surprise?
05:19It's not good.
05:27Batman to the watchtower.
05:29Hey, hope you're having fun.
05:31I'm up here watching the paint dry.
05:33Wonder Woman's being held captive.
05:35She's too well guarded for me to extract her.
05:37Need backup?
05:37I'll grab the two Johns and we'll-
05:39Flash, Green Lantern.
05:40Join me in the monitor room.
05:42We have a developing situation.
05:43What is it?
05:44I've got bats on the other line.
05:48Well, look who's back.
05:50Today, the world changes.
05:52Kasnia is at the forefront of that change.
05:54Crucial to these changes was Kasnia's contribution to the International Space Station.
05:58Platform 1.
06:03A contribution somewhat larger than you've been led to believe.
06:07No.
06:08Even he wouldn't.
06:09This device is called a mass driver.
06:11But I prefer its more colloquial appellation.
06:14A rail gun.
06:15It's all very complicated.
06:16Perhaps a demonstration is in order.
06:20The asteroid is mostly iron ore.
06:23The large coils are a magnetic accelerator.
06:27The target is anywhere I say.
06:35This time, were I the USS Abington Carrier Group, I'd pick up my pace substantially.
06:57It's a treasure.
07:23With our railgun in orbit,
07:25Kasnia has the ultimate high ground.
07:26I am now the dominant military power on Earth.
07:31And there are going to be some changes.
07:35Item 1.
07:37That weapon must be destroyed.
07:39Its destructive potential is unimaginable.
07:41I don't have to imagine it.
07:42I saw the Yungar of Omega Centauri use one to blow an inhabited moon out of orbit.
07:47You get all that?
07:48Most of it.
07:49We'll have to fend for ourselves.
07:51Taking out that weapon is top priority.
08:02What's the plan?
08:04Plan?
08:04We blow that thing out of the sky.
08:06It is possible that there are still hostages on board.
08:09Astronauts are military.
08:11They know the risks.
08:12Still, if we can save them, we should.
08:14I concur.
08:15If I were them, I'd want you to save the world.
08:25Not waste time coming back for me.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Sputters identified the bogey as the Javelin 7.
08:32May we...
08:35By all means.
08:56I can't control this thing!
08:58Knock your phone.
08:59Avionics are offline.
09:04Brace yourselves.
09:05We're going down.
09:29Destroying the Justice League.
09:30Building a rail gun.
09:31Assuming total dominion over the nations of the Earth.
09:33You're ranting like your grandfather in an old newsreel.
09:37It's not as good as I...
09:38Sweet foolish child.
09:40Wonder Woman was right all along.
09:42Ridiculous.
09:43Imagine saying to THE Wonder Woman that she was wrong.
09:47Just be proven wrong like three minutes later.
09:52You'd have to be over a hundred years old.
09:57I'm far older than that.
10:03The first time a meteor granted me power was over twenty-five thousand years ago.
10:21While my fellows cowered with fear, I dared approach the strangely glowing rock.
10:33It was warm.
10:34The night was very cold.
10:36I slept curled up next to it, not realizing what its rays were doing to me.
10:40But over the millennia that followed, as I watched those around me grow old and die, while I remained unchanged,
10:45I discovered the truth and came to accept my destiny.
10:49Destiny?
10:50I live to rule.
10:54Delusions of grandeur aside, I rule Cosmia.
10:58That's why I married you.
10:59It's also why I poisoned your father.
11:02You... poisoned?
11:14Guards, confine this brat to her quarters.
11:20Unhandly, I command you!
11:21Let me go!
11:30You have any idea what this is going to do to our insurance premiums?
11:38I don't suppose anybody brought the keys.
11:50Closed?
11:54Secure the control room, I'll find the hostages.
12:14What do you think of a great forest?
12:16How do you live here?
12:17The forest is working on a retinoline.
12:19It's not that far.
12:19I'm going toな.
12:20Let's go!
12:21The forest is still there.
12:21Put it on the tree...
12:23I'm just going...
12:23You're not going to die.
12:24I'm just going to die!
12:25I'm going to die!
12:26To the forest is the forest of the forest.
12:28That won't distract them for long.
12:50Hold these, will you?
12:52Sacker.
12:56What is that?
13:08Sacker.
13:09Squeezed?
13:11Squeezed?
13:18Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
13:36Is this everybody?
13:37Yeah.
13:38Stay with me.
13:39Once we shut this place down...
13:58Let me out, do you hear me?
14:00I demand that I be set free immediately.
14:06Oh, hi.
14:09Audrey, we need your help.
14:11I can't even help myself.
14:14Vandals usurped my father's throne.
14:16You're the queen.
14:17You have to take command of the situation.
14:19How?
14:20You can start by taking us to the control room.
14:29They're stalling, Vox.
14:30Sir?
14:31The nations of the world.
14:33Instead of paying me tribute, they're stalling and plotting against me.
14:38They'll have to be taught who's in charge.
14:41It's a shame, really.
14:42I'd rather enjoy Paris.
14:57Hang on, buddy.
15:06He's inside.
15:08Stay here.
15:09Can I borrow your earrings?
15:11Pick of a time to accessorize.
15:21Breathe easy.
15:22You're gonna be okay.
15:23Yeah?
15:24Wish I could say the same for them.
15:44You find the control room?
15:46Yeah, follow me.
15:59Apparently, you didn't get the message.
16:01Let me make it loud and clear.
16:23Not another word.
16:30They really are a girl's best friend.
16:39You're in my way.
16:49Can't you shut this thing off?
17:01Batman, we couldn't prevent the railgun from discharging.
17:04Me neither.
17:05But I did manage to change the targeting coordinates.
17:08Where'd you send it?
17:09Right here.
17:12You're in my way.
17:14I'm in my way.
17:15I'm in my way.
17:18I'm in my way.
17:18I'm in my way.
17:18I'm in my way.
17:20I'm in my way.
17:21I'm in my way.
17:23I'm in my way.
17:25I'm in my way.
17:26I'm in my way.
17:26I'm in my way.
17:27I'm in my way.
17:27I'm in my way.
17:27I'm in my way.
17:27I'm in my way.
17:28I'm in my way.
17:29I'm in my way.
17:30I'm in my way.
17:31I'm in my way.
17:33I'm in my way.
17:34I'm in my way.
17:34I'm in my way.
17:36I'm in my way.
17:57Hey, we can't just leave.
17:59What's to stop somebody else from taking control of that thing?
18:08You're back.
18:14You've got a great deal of rebuilding to do.
18:16I never liked the palace anyway.
18:19Drafty.
18:19What?
18:23But maybe this is a chance for me and Kasnia to make a new start.
18:40You sure can pick them.
18:46Seize that thing!
18:50I don't know how you survived, but I promise that you'll pay for your crimes in full.
18:56Do your worst child.
18:58I'm immortal.
19:00I can't be killed.
19:02We'll see.
19:20You know, we never did get to finish our dance.
19:24I don't know what you're talking about.
19:27If you say so, but you're still taking me dancing.
19:30Rainnd Stoneуса
19:33Rainnnu
19:34Rainnnu
19:35Timeivity folkfish
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