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00:00:05Andi! It's time to wake up! Your mother and father are waiting for you.
00:00:12Phyllis, it's Saturday. People are supposed to sleep late on Saturday.
00:00:17Ordinary people, dear. Now, here are your clothes for today.
00:00:24The nuns at school get to wear hotter stuff than that.
00:00:27The limo leaves in an hour, so hurry up.
00:00:30Don't let grass grow under your feet.
00:00:38Another fundraiser. Another photo op.
00:00:44Another boring day in the life of Hallie Richmond.
00:00:57My day with the president's daughter.
00:01:00My day with the president's daughter.
00:01:03Oh, yeah. My day with her.
00:01:06So happy.
00:01:08It took all night.
00:01:09I felt so good.
00:01:13We took the mobile office by surprise.
00:01:16You should've seen the secret service agent's eyes.
00:01:19His jaw must've dropped about a hundred yards.
00:01:22When we stole her daddy's big black car.
00:01:25My day with the president's daughter.
00:01:28My day with the president's daughter.
00:01:31Oh, yeah. My day with her.
00:01:34So special. So unique.
00:01:37I'll never forget it.
00:01:40My day with the president's daughter.
00:01:44My day with the president's daughter.
00:01:46My day with the president's daughter.
00:01:46Good morning.
00:01:46Good morning, sweetheart.
00:01:50Good morning, Daddy.
00:01:52Good morning, sweetie.
00:01:54Good morning, sweetie.
00:01:55Eat your eggs, baby.
00:01:56They're getting cold.
00:01:59I believe that the young people of this country
00:02:02are the one and only hope for the future.
00:02:04Pass the jam, please.
00:02:06Paul, I mean, come on.
00:02:08I might as well say I'm in favor of mom, apple pie, and puppies.
00:02:11They also want to send a crew to follow you and Barbara around for a day.
00:02:16Follow us, why?
00:02:17You know, a day in the life of the First Lady.
00:02:20Hmm.
00:02:21Pass the jam, please.
00:02:25Mr. President, have you seen the latest polls?
00:02:27Hmm.
00:02:32Olsen.
00:02:33Honey, are you telling me those aren't hair implants?
00:02:38George.
00:02:39Am I wrong or right?
00:02:40Let's not start on that again.
00:02:42You're much better looking than he is.
00:02:45Right.
00:02:47Hallie, please hurry up.
00:02:48We're leaving in 15 minutes.
00:02:50Can't I stay home just this once?
00:02:52Honey, your father's doing a speech on family,
00:02:55and it would be nice if the people could see his family.
00:03:10You still have to go.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:15Daddy.
00:03:16You have to go.
00:03:20Morning.
00:03:20Morning.
00:03:21Morning.
00:03:21How are you?
00:03:22Good.
00:03:25Kelly.
00:03:26Schneider.
00:03:27Black suits again.
00:03:29You guys should really try to expand your wardrobe.
00:03:31Help.
00:03:36Ah!
00:03:39Remember, when you're making your speech,
00:03:41try to work the word family in as much as possible,
00:03:44without being obvious.
00:03:45Family.
00:03:46Yes, sir.
00:03:47And in closing, I would just like to say family,
00:03:50family, family, family, family, family, family.
00:03:55Like, something like that.
00:03:57Maybe one less family.
00:03:59One less, okay.
00:04:00Mr. President.
00:04:03Um, Daddy, did I tell you about the dance next Friday at school?
00:04:08Everybody's gonna be there.
00:04:09Friday, honey, we're gonna be, uh, we're gonna be in Houston.
00:04:13But, Daddy, it's the last major dance of the year,
00:04:16and I've already missed all the others.
00:04:18Hallie, dear, it's an election year,
00:04:21so we all have to make some sacrifices.
00:04:25Sacrifices?
00:04:26I go to an all-girls school,
00:04:28and I'm the only one in my grade who hasn't been on a date.
00:04:30Sweetheart, listen, I'm sorry,
00:04:32but it's gonna have to be another time, okay?
00:04:36Is Reed gonna be there today?
00:04:38All of the Vice President's children will be there, yes.
00:04:41Including Reed.
00:04:42I hate Reed.
00:04:44He's always trying to make a move on me.
00:04:46Hallie.
00:04:49Ah!
00:04:56It is my hope, it is my hope,
00:04:59that daycare centers like this
00:05:01will help working people, working families,
00:05:05breathe a little easier, knowing that their children are safe.
00:05:12I grew up in a traditional family.
00:05:14When we got home from school,
00:05:16there was always somebody there.
00:05:19But things have changed since then.
00:05:22Most of the parents...
00:05:23Listen, there's a great new dance club opening up tonight
00:05:26called Club Alien.
00:05:27What do you say, you and me, huh?
00:05:28Sorry, I don't date out of my species.
00:05:31Oh, my God.
00:05:32You don't date at all.
00:05:33Come on, I don't think you've got any other options.
00:05:36You have ten seconds to get your tentacles off of me.
00:05:39Ten...
00:05:40Nine...
00:05:41Eight...
00:05:42Seven...
00:05:42I have one.
00:05:43The Vice President has three.
00:05:46Three...
00:06:00Two...
00:06:03Mr. President,
00:06:04we have a few minutes.
00:06:05It would be a great opportunity to work the crowd.
00:06:07Oh, thank you.
00:06:08Honey, uh...
00:06:09Thanks very much.
00:06:10Watch your step.
00:06:12Thanks very much.
00:06:13How are you?
00:06:15I hate it when he does this.
00:06:16It's true.
00:06:17Thanks for coming.
00:06:28Thank you very much.
00:06:29How are you?
00:06:29How are you?
00:06:30How are you?
00:06:33How are you?
00:06:49Wow.
00:06:51Well, my...
00:06:52Picture this.
00:06:53You're driving her home from the dance tonight.
00:06:55It's been a perfect evening.
00:06:56You pull over by a lake, or some other body water,
00:06:58chicks like that.
00:06:59You put this on.
00:07:01I'm telling you, my friend, she'll lose control.
00:07:03She will lose control.
00:07:04And bar fun.
00:07:05You want makeup music, Curtis?
00:07:07Stick with the classics.
00:07:09Yeah, right.
00:07:10Excuse me, sir.
00:07:11You have change for a dollar?
00:07:12Actually, let me grab that.
00:07:13Okay, come on.
00:07:13Give it up.
00:07:14Give up the change.
00:07:15There's some.
00:07:16You're cheap.
00:07:1650 cents?
00:07:1775 cents.
00:07:18Come on.
00:07:18There it is.
00:07:19Come on, Duncan.
00:07:21We're in a public place.
00:07:23Uh, speaking of public, look at this.
00:07:24You got this right in public.
00:07:25Check that out.
00:07:26No, I ain't.
00:07:26Look at it.
00:07:28Here, Duncan.
00:07:29Come on, look at this.
00:07:30It's really cool.
00:07:30Okay, watch this.
00:07:31Ready?
00:07:31Two rings.
00:07:33Come on, Duncan.
00:07:37Huh?
00:07:38Not too bad, huh?
00:07:40That's real cool, Duncan.
00:07:41The babes will be all over you.
00:07:43With sticks.
00:07:44Duncan, you gotta cut this stupid magic stuff out, all right?
00:07:47People are gonna think you're a dog.
00:07:48You know, you guys used to like this stuff.
00:07:50I used to like Sesame Street, too.
00:07:52Now, let's see if you can match and conjure up a date for the dance tonight.
00:07:54Uh, I am not going to the dance.
00:07:56See, the dance is for morons.
00:07:58Don't be such a wuss.
00:07:59Just ask me.
00:08:00I'm not asking.
00:08:02Hey!
00:08:04Hey, what?
00:08:06Hey!
00:08:07Sorry I didn't get out of your way fast enough, sir.
00:08:17Steve Ellinger.
00:08:18I can't believe that jerk's still hanging around here.
00:08:20At least he was nice enough to flunk out of school.
00:08:22No.
00:08:23Remember that time in sixth grade he gave you a swirly there, Duncan?
00:08:26Oh, thanks for reminding me of that.
00:08:27And that wedgie he gave you in the seventh grade?
00:08:29The wedgie.
00:08:29I remember the wedgie.
00:08:30That was good.
00:08:31Okay, Duncan.
00:08:33Look.
00:08:33Right there.
00:08:34It's the secret to getting girls.
00:08:36What are you doing?
00:08:37What, being on parole?
00:08:38No.
00:08:39No.
00:08:39Be aggressive.
00:08:40Girls like a guy who's aggressive and strong.
00:08:42Not geeks who do magic tricks.
00:08:45Look.
00:08:45Both of you.
00:08:46I could get a date for the dance, okay?
00:08:47I choose not to.
00:08:48Fifty bucks says you can't.
00:08:51I don't know.
00:08:52Hey, come on, Duncan.
00:08:53It's easy money.
00:08:54Whoa.
00:08:54Whoa.
00:08:55Unless you're afraid.
00:08:56Afraid!
00:08:57Stop right there.
00:08:58No thank you.
00:08:59Not afraid.
00:09:00You guys got a deal, chumps.
00:09:01Fifty bucks.
00:09:02I'll bring the date, you bring the cash, alright?
00:09:03No paid escorts.
00:09:05And no cousins, Duncan.
00:09:06I can't help you.
00:09:08Fifty bucks richer.
00:09:09And half of it's money.
00:09:10All right.
00:09:12Okay, Duncan.
00:09:13Come on.
00:09:14You're gonna be aggressive.
00:09:15That's the next girl you see.
00:09:17The very next one.
00:09:19After her.
00:09:23And her.
00:09:27Definitely her.
00:09:30Oh, I give up.
00:09:31You'll be riskless.
00:09:38She's not going to be better anyway.
00:09:40I love you.
00:09:44OK.
00:09:45Ah, it's worth it.
00:09:46Thank you, Duncan.
00:09:46I love you.
00:09:47Oh, it's worth it.
00:09:47You can't help me.
00:09:47You can't help me.
00:09:49Hey.
00:09:52Oh, I love you.
00:09:58You can help me.
00:09:59Hey.
00:10:01Oh, hey, excuse me.
00:10:03Do you happen to have this in a smaller size?
00:10:07I don't work here.
00:10:09Oh, sorry.
00:10:11Well, tell me anyway.
00:10:12Which one do you think would look better on me?
00:10:14And be completely honest.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:22Actually, I think they both look good.
00:10:26Typical boy.
00:10:27Can't make up your mind.
00:10:28You know, when I said that, I just meant that I'm sure whichever one you buy, it's kind of look
00:10:33great on you.
00:10:35Oh, that's sweet.
00:10:38I'm Hallie.
00:10:39Uh, Duncan. Duncan Fletcher.
00:10:40Nice to meet you.
00:10:42What you got there?
00:10:43Oh, it's just something I bought at the Magic Sporting Goods store.
00:10:47Oh, so what sports are you into?
00:10:49The usual, uh, bungee jumping, some karate, rock climbing.
00:10:55Rock climbing.
00:10:57I've always wanted to go rock climbing, but my dad won't let me.
00:11:00He thinks I'm made of porcelain.
00:11:01Ah, that's a shame.
00:11:02It's a rush.
00:11:04Just, uh, I actually just got back in the Grand Canyon.
00:11:06I bungeed off the Northern Rim.
00:11:09Really?
00:11:10Yeah, bungee snapped halfway down.
00:11:12I had to tie it with dental floss inside.
00:11:14Uh-oh, uh, I've got to go.
00:11:16My ride's here.
00:11:17It was really nice meeting me.
00:11:18I know this is kind of last second, but I was wondering, would there be any chance that
00:11:21maybe you'd want to come with me tonight with me tonight to, like, a dance?
00:11:26A dance?
00:11:27You mean with people our age?
00:11:30Yes.
00:11:31I'd love to.
00:11:32Seriously?
00:11:33Yes.
00:11:35She's got to be here somewhere.
00:11:36Uh, well, I'll pick you up at 7?
00:11:38Where do you live?
00:11:39Uh, 1,600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
00:11:42It's a big white house.
00:11:42You can't miss it.
00:11:43I'll see you tonight.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:45I'll see you.
00:11:461,600.
00:11:481,600.
00:11:49That was almost easy.
00:11:53Sorry.
00:11:54Sorry.
00:11:55Sorry.
00:11:55I couldn't find one that fit.
00:11:58Bye.
00:12:00Absolutely not.
00:12:01You can't go out on a date tonight.
00:12:03But, Daddy, I don't want to go to another fundraiser with a bunch of rich dorks who have paid money
00:12:10just to eat with us.
00:12:11Hallie, you can't go out with some strange boy you met in a mall.
00:12:17Oh, right.
00:12:19You know, no one ever asked me if it was okay that you ran for president, even though it changed
00:12:24my whole life.
00:12:26Honey, please.
00:12:28Hallie, can you excuse us for just a minute?
00:12:39Don't bother.
00:12:40It's soundproof.
00:12:42George.
00:12:44I'm not trying to keep her locked up, Carol.
00:12:48It's just we have some special circumstances here.
00:12:53It's not as if she's just an ordinary girl.
00:12:56See, you see, that's just it.
00:12:58She is an ordinary girl.
00:13:01Face it, George.
00:13:02We are the parents of a real, live, full-fledged teenager.
00:13:06And incidents like this are going to happen more often if we try to keep her locked up in an
00:13:10ivory tower.
00:13:13And what about security?
00:13:15That's what the Secret Service are for.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:26You can go on your date.
00:13:29Thank you, thank you, thank you, Daddy.
00:13:31Now listen to me.
00:13:31When that boy gets here, I want to talk to him.
00:13:33Got it?
00:13:34Got it?
00:13:35You won't...
00:13:35Now, hey, I get a kiss.
00:13:49Wish me luck, Harry.
00:13:53I grew up.
00:13:55You ready for this?
00:13:56Fifty dollars for a couple hunts of cheese and seventy-five for fish eggs.
00:14:00I'm gonna need that promotion just to pay for this party tonight.
00:14:03Make sure you laugh at Herb's jokes, dear.
00:14:06He may even make you vice president.
00:14:08Oh, look, Harry.
00:14:09Do-nothing president.
00:14:10Trying to get re-elected.
00:14:11Daisy, those are for the party.
00:14:13Go to your room and play.
00:14:13Go on.
00:14:19Whoa!
00:14:20Did you use not perfume?
00:14:22It's not perfume.
00:14:23It's cologne, eh?
00:14:25Get out of here.
00:14:28Hey, Dad, um, I was wondering, do you think I could use a car tonight?
00:14:32Yeah, take the station wagon.
00:14:33Oh, come on, Dad.
00:14:34It's a spring dance.
00:14:35The station wagon is the most uncool car ever invented.
00:14:37Well, BMW's my company car.
00:14:40You're not sure how to drive it.
00:14:41I mean, I know, but I'm kind of going with the girl.
00:14:45You have a date?
00:14:47Your first date?
00:14:48That's wonderful.
00:14:49Oh, next time don't you have so much to go home, dear.
00:14:53What kind of loser would want to go out with you?
00:14:56Daisy, be quiet and give me that.
00:15:00All right, I want you to take this, but only use it in case of an emergency, okay?
00:15:06Um, thanks, Dad.
00:15:07I appreciate it, but you know about the car?
00:15:08I've got a date.
00:15:09Oh, yeah.
00:15:11First date, huh?
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13Better get that station wagon washed.
00:15:15All right.
00:15:57Okay, Pennsylvania Avenue.
00:16:01Here we are.
00:16:021,300?
00:16:041,400?
00:16:071,500?
00:16:091,600?
00:16:111,600?
00:16:121,600?
00:16:131,600?
00:16:131,600?
00:16:131,600?
00:16:131,600?
00:16:141,600?
00:16:19Oh, the White House.
00:16:20Dang, it's just great.
00:16:23Yeah, she nuked you, Duncan.
00:16:25There goes 50 bucks.
00:16:28I wonder if there's a Pennsylvania Avenue South.
00:16:44Name, please.
00:16:45Um, Duncan Fletcher?
00:16:47Say, I was actually just wondering, is there a South Pennsylvania Avenue?
00:16:51All right, Mr. Fletcher.
00:16:53Up the driveway, park in the visitor's lot.
00:16:55Check in with the guard at the front door.
00:16:58Yeah, but...
00:16:59Yeah, but...
00:17:00Drive on.
00:17:01Yeah, but...
00:17:01Drive on.
00:17:06Excuse me.
00:17:07I think there might be a little bit of a mix-up here.
00:17:09I met this girl named Hallie, and I...
00:17:12Hallie will be down in a second, son.
00:17:14Hallie's here?
00:17:15Where else would you expect the president's daughter to be?
00:17:18What?
00:17:20Duncan!
00:17:24Hi!
00:17:26Hi!
00:17:27Hallie, uh, why didn't you tell me you were the president's daughter?
00:17:30Oh, that?
00:17:32Must have slipped my mind.
00:17:33You can put your arms down now.
00:17:36You're lucky.
00:17:37Last week, they strip-searched a guy.
00:17:38Really?
00:17:39Come on, I want you to meet Daddy.
00:17:41Daddy?
00:17:42You mean the president?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:46Of our country?
00:17:50Oh, good try, sir.
00:17:52Mr. President, as head of the Secret Service, it's my job to protect you.
00:17:57But I can't do that if you wander aimlessly out into a crowd like you did this afternoon.
00:18:03Dan, it happens to be an election year.
00:18:05You cannot keep him locked up.
00:18:07He can't be re-elected if he gets shot!
00:18:10Thanks a lot.
00:18:15Ah, Miss Richmond.
00:18:16Excuse me, Daddy.
00:18:17Oh, sweetheart, come on in.
00:18:19Gentlemen, can you excuse me for a second, please?
00:18:22Certainly, sir.
00:18:26Scheduled to attend our early Egyptian prime minister on the site.
00:18:30Daddy, this is Duncan Fletcher.
00:18:34Duncan, how are you?
00:18:35I'm fine, sir.
00:18:36Nice to meet you.
00:18:37Come on, sit down.
00:18:38Is there something to drink?
00:18:39Oh, no, no, sir.
00:18:40I'm fine.
00:18:40Are you sure?
00:18:41Yes, sir.
00:18:44So, tell me about yourself.
00:18:46Well, I'm 17 years old.
00:18:48I live in Arlington.
00:18:50Um, I attend, uh, Franklin High School, and, um, I would have voted for you, but, uh, I'm
00:18:56too young.
00:18:57Well, that's good enough for me.
00:18:58Okay.
00:18:59You also, uh, you had your appendix out last year, and, uh, after you got your driver's
00:19:05license, you, uh, you got one parking ticket and no moving violations, right?
00:19:10Yes, that's right.
00:19:13How did you know that?
00:19:14Well, sometimes being president has its, uh, its advantages.
00:19:21But that's, I don't want to talk to you as a president.
00:19:23I'm going to talk to you as a dad, Duncan.
00:19:26Yeah.
00:19:27A dad with his own armed secret service.
00:19:29There you go.
00:19:30Well, as long as you mention that, uh, I'm sure you know that, uh, with Hallie, we have
00:19:36certain, uh, security problems that, uh, well, Dan, uh, Duncan, this is Mr. Thornhill
00:19:44out of the secret service.
00:19:47First of all, today's little incident at the mall illuminates the need for extra restrictions.
00:19:54Therefore, you will limit your dating activities to this list of pre-approved restaurants, movie
00:19:59theaters, and other securable locations.
00:20:04Okay, so, so wait a second.
00:20:05You're saying we can only go to these places and nowhere else?
00:20:08Correct.
00:20:09Nowhere else.
00:20:11Yeah, yeah, but see, we were going to go to...
00:20:13We were just going to go to dinner and, and a movie.
00:20:16Good night, Danny.
00:20:17Good night, sweetheart.
00:20:18You two have fun.
00:20:19Be back by 11, okay?
00:20:21Sir.
00:20:22Oh, thank you, sir.
00:20:22Nice meeting you.
00:20:23Nice meeting you, too.
00:20:23Okay.
00:20:24Good night.
00:20:24What about the dance?
00:20:25Don't worry, we'll talk about it later.
00:20:28Oh, Duncan.
00:20:29Sir.
00:20:30You will be sure to take care of my little girl, right?
00:20:33Of course.
00:20:35Good night.
00:20:37Come on, Duncan.
00:20:42I don't know.
00:20:43Sometimes it's harder to be a dad than it is to be president.
00:20:56This is Rumpelstiltskin.
00:20:58We are heading west towards the movie theater with Snow White and the Frog Prince.
00:21:02Copy that.
00:21:03Frog Prince?
00:21:04The Secret Service gives everybody a code name.
00:21:07Yeah, I know, but Frog Prince?
00:21:24Oh, my dad's been borrowing my car again.
00:21:26Oh, my dad's been borrowing my car again.
00:21:26Go ahead.
00:21:32Go ahead.
00:21:33So, these guys go everywhere with you?
00:21:38Pretty much.
00:21:41You're so lucky.
00:21:42You can go on dates.
00:21:44You can go rock climbing.
00:21:46Rock climbing?
00:21:47Did you say you were a rock climber?
00:21:50I did.
00:21:51I am.
00:21:51I do.
00:21:52I climb.
00:21:53I climb rocks.
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:55But, um, actually pretty much more now just into the, uh, you know, karate.
00:21:59Karate?
00:22:00Wow.
00:22:01What belt?
00:22:02I'm a, uh, I'm a black belt.
00:22:09You're just lucky these seats are between us.
00:22:11Yeah.
00:22:22How can they stand this?
00:22:25Jeez, I was in Vietnam and this stuff makes me cringe.
00:22:29Just try to think happy thoughts.
00:22:32Are you sure we can't go to the dance?
00:22:34I think we'd have a really good time.
00:22:36I'm sure we can go.
00:22:37Of course, we're gonna ditch these seats.
00:22:38They're just Secret Service?
00:22:41If we can't do that, we'll get in trouble.
00:22:43Come on, Mr. Bungie Climber.
00:22:45If we don't get rid of these guys, we're never gonna make it to the dance.
00:22:48Okay.
00:22:50So what do you have in mind?
00:22:58Ah!
00:23:00Whoa, wait.
00:23:02Supposed to protect them, aren't we?
00:23:03No.
00:23:04I think he's the one who needs protecting right now.
00:23:06Oh, man.
00:23:07I was just a nail on a jelly bean.
00:23:10Come on, Bungie.
00:23:11Yeah, okay.
00:23:13Oh, this isn't sanitary.
00:23:16Do you, like, have a wet nap or anything?
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:23Shh, come on, hurry up.
00:23:34Oh, here's a good part.
00:23:36Watch this.
00:23:37And right off with the head.
00:23:40Yes, that was so great.
00:23:42Oh, I can't believe we got away with that.
00:23:44So, off to the dance, right?
00:23:46Right.
00:23:48Just as soon as I stop off and buy some new clothes.
00:23:51New clothes?
00:23:52Why?
00:23:52What's wrong with the clothes you have on?
00:23:55Duncan, look at me.
00:23:57What?
00:23:58I think you look nice.
00:23:59I don't want to look nice.
00:24:00I don't want to look hot.
00:24:05Let's just make a left up here.
00:24:07Would you mind telling me how they even got out of your sight?
00:24:11Well, sir, we, Agent Schneider and I, thought that Snow White and the Frog Prince were on the floor engaging
00:24:19in some adolescent passion.
00:24:23Well, maybe you'd like to explain that to the President of the United States.
00:24:29No, sir, I would not.
00:24:31All right.
00:24:32Uh, should we notify D.C. police, sir?
00:24:34Not yet.
00:24:36I don't want the media getting wind of this.
00:24:43How'd he take it?
00:24:45Oh, all things considered, well.
00:24:49All right.
00:24:51Mr. President, uh, Agent Kelly just reported in, uh, apparently Hallie has gotten lost.
00:25:02Lost?
00:25:04Well, actually, we think she and the boy may have deliberately run away.
00:25:09Run away?
00:25:11You mind telling me how a 16-year-old girl can run away from two trained secret service men?
00:25:17Uh, we're still trying to ascertain that, sir.
00:25:21Meanwhile, Hallie's out there with no protection.
00:25:24Okay.
00:25:26Hallie, you know Hallie.
00:25:27She's, she's probably just gone out for an ice cream or something.
00:25:31Look, we, we might as well go on to the fundraiser, and as soon as they know anything, they'll contact
00:25:37us.
00:25:38Immediately.
00:25:39All right.
00:25:41All right, we'll go.
00:25:45And, Dan, I want you to find that boy's parents and bring them to the fundraiser.
00:25:49I want to talk to them.
00:25:51Yes, sir.
00:25:56Goodness, I've waited until later.
00:26:05Well, Hallie, you've pretty much tried on the whole store, can't you, you know, just, like, uh, pick one?
00:26:12No, I can't just pick one.
00:26:14You do want me to look good, don't you?
00:26:18Uh, could you do me a favor?
00:26:20Put these back for me.
00:26:21Sure.
00:26:22Wait, wait.
00:26:23And these?
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:25And wait.
00:26:27These two.
00:26:28What, you have somebody in there making these for you?
00:26:30Jeez.
00:26:34Size five, size six, size whatever.
00:26:42Huh.
00:26:42Huh.
00:26:53This is cool.
00:26:58Oh, Duncan.
00:27:00Not more dresses.
00:27:05Oh.
00:27:19Well, Duncan, what do you think?
00:27:26Well, Duncan, we must work on your ensemble.
00:27:34Your outfit lacks a certain cohesive element.
00:27:39Like what?
00:27:42Oh, Duncan, this is so you.
00:27:45Yeah, if I were dating someone named Yoko.
00:27:48Come on, I don't know how you got through 16 years of your life without this outfit.
00:27:51It's gonna take me another 16 years to pay this outfit off.
00:27:54Well, it's on sale, and you've got a credit card, right?
00:27:57Well, yeah, but I can't use it.
00:27:58I mean, I don't like to use it unless there's an emergency.
00:28:02Trust me, Duncan.
00:28:03This is what we call a fashion emergency.
00:28:09That'll be $730.16.
00:28:20Oh, look, Duncan, it's Club Alien.
00:28:24Club what?
00:28:25Club Alien, that new club that just opened.
00:28:26We should go there.
00:28:27Okay, we can go there.
00:28:28After the dance, of course.
00:28:30You know, you look a lot like President Richmond's daughter.
00:28:36Really?
00:28:38I've always thought she was so much prettier than me.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:43What's your policy on returning items?
00:28:46There's no return on sale items.
00:29:11There's no return on sale items.
00:29:17Allie?
00:29:18Hey.
00:29:19How you doing?
00:29:20You ready to go to the dance?
00:29:22Yes, but could I have a little bitty favor?
00:29:26Uh, sure.
00:29:27Like what?
00:29:28Can I drive?
00:29:30Oh, you know what?
00:29:31I'm really not supposed to let anybody else drive the car.
00:29:34I thought it was yours.
00:29:37Thanks, Duncan.
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:47Easy.
00:29:48Slow.
00:29:49Slow, slow, slow.
00:29:51So then the client comes back to me.
00:29:54And did you remember this, Charlie?
00:29:55Yes, I do.
00:29:55And he says,
00:29:57but I thought it was a portable.
00:30:00That story gets funnier every time you tell it, Herb.
00:30:03Charles, honey, we need more ice.
00:30:05You're a great friend.
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:06Herb, look, I have to get more ice.
00:30:07Don't tell any more funny stories until I get back.
00:30:09You got it, Charlie.
00:30:13Herb, he couldn't make a hyena laugh.
00:30:31Rita!
00:30:33Rita!
00:30:38You guys here for the party?
00:30:41No, sweetie.
00:30:42We're federal agents with the Secret Service.
00:30:45May we please speak to your mommy or daddy?
00:30:50And may I inquire as to the reason of your visit tonight?
00:30:55Charles, you can kill him when he gets home.
00:30:57There's nothing you can do about it right now.
00:30:58Yes, there is.
00:30:59I can make sure that Herb, my boss,
00:31:01doesn't find out that her teenage son
00:31:03has taken the company car for a joyride.
00:31:05How is he ever going to find that out, for heaven's sake?
00:31:08Mom, Dad, the feds are here to arrest you.
00:31:10It's Duncan!
00:31:13Duncan is out with the president's daughter?
00:31:16I'm afraid so, ma'am.
00:31:17And you're going to have to come with us.
00:31:20You can bring your own car if you'd like.
00:31:22Of all the nights for this to happen.
00:31:25Well, I'm sorry, sir,
00:31:26but the president wants to see you now.
00:31:28Are you sure we're talking about our Duncan?
00:31:31They were last seen driving a red BMW,
00:31:34licensed T8D1016.
00:31:37Charles, you let your son drive the company car.
00:31:44He was getting it washed?
00:31:48Easy.
00:31:49Come to a nice stop.
00:31:51All right, I'm impressed.
00:31:54Woo-hoo!
00:31:55Oh, look what we got here, boys.
00:31:57Something I'd really like to have here.
00:31:59Come on.
00:31:59Woo-hoo!
00:32:00Come on over here, sweetie,
00:32:02and give me a big smoochy kiss.
00:32:04Look at those guys.
00:32:06They see a girl,
00:32:07and they turn into Howard Stern.
00:32:09Yes, it's very rude.
00:32:10You're right.
00:32:11Just ignore them.
00:32:11Come on, give us a little kiss there, girl.
00:32:15Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:16You guys late for a meeting at the inbred club?
00:32:20You better watch out, honey.
00:32:22I'll come over there and teach you some lessons
00:32:24you never thought you'd learn.
00:32:25Look, pinhead,
00:32:26you get out of the car and come over here,
00:32:28and you'll be sorry you were ever born.
00:32:30Oh, who's going to make me sorry,
00:32:31that geek you're riding with?
00:32:33Excuse me,
00:32:34but that geek happens to be a black belt in karate,
00:32:36and he'll kick your big, ugly butt.
00:32:41Go get him.
00:32:42Go get him.
00:32:43Go.
00:32:43Okay, go.
00:32:44Go.
00:32:45He's coming.
00:32:45Go.
00:32:45Oh, my God.
00:32:46Go.
00:32:47Get out of the car, Junie,
00:32:48and let's see what you got.
00:32:49Get out of that car, boy.
00:32:51They're coming.
00:32:51They're coming.
00:32:52Get out of there.
00:32:52Go.
00:32:53I can't.
00:32:53It's a red light.
00:32:54It's illegal.
00:32:55Your dad will pardon us later.
00:32:56Go.
00:32:57Get out of there.
00:32:58I can't.
00:33:05Ow.
00:33:07Oh, my God.
00:33:10Oh, my God.
00:33:11Oh, my God.
00:33:11Oh, my God.
00:33:12Oh, my God.
00:33:13Oh, my God.
00:33:13Did you see them?
00:33:15Oh, my God.
00:33:15What are you trying to do?
00:33:16Get my face rearranged?
00:33:17Well, you said you were a black belt.
00:33:20Yeah, but I'm also a pacifist.
00:33:23I'm sorry.
00:33:24I happen to be a very outspoken person.
00:33:26Oh, it's easy to be outspoken when you got your own secret service, isn't it?
00:33:30What are you being so crabby about?
00:33:32I mean, we made it, didn't we?
00:33:33We did. We did make it.
00:33:35But there's this little catch.
00:33:36They're going to come looking for us.
00:33:37We've got to get off the road, and I mean, like, now.
00:33:40We'll just hide out in here.
00:33:54I'm driving from now on, okay?
00:33:56Okay.
00:34:00You think you could have parked a little closer?
00:34:03Probably.
00:34:05Oh, baby.
00:34:07Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:34:08Not a scratch.
00:34:09Hey, Duncan, look where we are.
00:34:10It's that dance club I told you about.
00:34:12Let's go in.
00:34:13What about our dance?
00:34:15Well, we'll just hang out there until the jerks are gone, and then we'll go.
00:34:18Oh, yeah, we just happen to end up here.
00:34:29This is Kay Wingate reporting live for WLMW Action News.
00:34:34The fundraiser tonight is expected to raise up to $10 million for the president's re-election campaign,
00:34:40with some people paying as much as $100,000 just to sit at the president's table.
00:34:45Protesters here tonight maintain that this is tantamount to buying the presidency.
00:34:49This is Red Eagle who are approaching the fundraiser with the Frog Prince's parents.
00:34:53Copy that.
00:34:53Think they got anything good to eat here?
00:34:55Over the door.
00:34:56Tracy, not now.
00:34:57I wonder how much this little trip is costing the taxpayers.
00:35:00I can't wait to meet this guy.
00:35:02Charles, will you stop it?
00:35:03This is like a police state.
00:35:05You know, I really don't want to be touched right now.
00:35:07I don't particularly like touching you either, sir.
00:35:08Anyhow, I'm telling anyone who listens, if you want to get the country back on track,
00:35:15you've got to let the president finish what he started.
00:35:18You know what I mean?
00:35:19Absolutely.
00:35:20And the first lady and I certainly appreciate your support.
00:35:23Oh, yes.
00:35:24Pleasure.
00:35:24Excuse me, Mr. President, first lady.
00:35:26The people that you requested are here in the next room.
00:35:29Oh.
00:35:29Come with me.
00:35:30All right, fine.
00:35:31Will you excuse me for a minute?
00:35:32Something's come up.
00:35:33Oh, hope it wasn't a salmon moose.
00:35:40It won't be long.
00:35:42My meat is running.
00:35:44Well, this is not how I envision my day going.
00:35:47I don't care who this guy is.
00:35:49Shh.
00:35:49Everyone's probably bugged.
00:35:51Mmm.
00:35:52No, don't.
00:35:53Mr. President, Charles and Rita Fletcher, the boys' parents.
00:35:58Nice to meet you.
00:35:58How are you?
00:35:59It's an honor to meet you.
00:36:01And I'm Tracy.
00:36:02Tracy, I'm a big fan of yours, even though my dad thinks you're a loser.
00:36:07All right.
00:36:08Tracy.
00:36:09Okay, what is going on here, please?
00:36:10Well, evidently your son, Darwin.
00:36:12Duncan.
00:36:13Duncan has disappeared with my daughter, Hallie.
00:36:16We didn't know Duncan was out with your daughter, Mr. President.
00:36:18He just said he had a date.
00:36:20Whoa, talk about a miracle.
00:36:23I thought a girl would have to be brain dead to go out with Duncan.
00:36:26Tracy.
00:36:26This is a very big night for us.
00:36:28There's a party back at the house.
00:36:30My boss is there.
00:36:30I understand, but do you have any idea where they might have gone?
00:36:34Well, he said that they went to the spring dance at Franklin High.
00:36:39I'll get two men over there right away now.
00:36:41You know, Duncan is a good boy.
00:36:43I'm sure that Hallie's safe.
00:36:45Oh, Mrs. Fletcher, we're not suggesting that Duncan has done anything wrong here.
00:36:48I don't even know why we think this is Duncan's fault.
00:36:51Maybe Haley's behind all this.
00:36:52It's Hallie, dear.
00:36:53What?
00:36:53Hallie.
00:36:54Hallie.
00:36:54Hallie.
00:36:55Hallie would never do anything like this.
00:36:57Except for this afternoon.
00:36:58She ran away to a mall this afternoon.
00:37:01Well, you see, Duncan has never disobeyed me.
00:37:04Well, except tonight, dear, when he took the car.
00:37:08Mr. President?
00:37:09Yeah.
00:37:10We have 250 contributors out there who've got a lot of money to see you, and they're not seeing you.
00:37:15Okay.
00:37:15Yeah, right.
00:37:16You'll have to excuse us, okay?
00:37:18Don't worry.
00:37:19Bye, Mr. P.
00:37:21Why don't you make yourself comfortable, sir?
00:37:24It's going to be a while.
00:37:31Wow, look at this place.
00:37:33Isn't it great?
00:37:34Yeah.
00:37:35Do you want to dance?
00:37:37Um, you know, maybe in a minute, I'm actually going to go and use the restroom.
00:37:41Why don't you just hang out here, okay?
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:42All right.
00:37:52Hey, how's it going?
00:37:53Good.
00:37:54Guy on the bike, right?
00:37:55That's right.
00:37:56Want to dance?
00:37:59Um, sure.
00:38:01Sure.
00:38:20Hello?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:21Duncan, where are you?
00:38:22I got hung up, but I'm on my way.
00:38:24What's the matter?
00:38:25Duncan couldn't get a date from the kennel club there, buddy?
00:38:27Oh, uh, I got a date.
00:38:28Actually, it's, uh, it's Hallie Richman, the president's daughter.
00:38:32Give me a break, Duncan.
00:38:34It says it's got a date with the president's daughter.
00:38:35You're right.
00:38:36Oh, well, then, I don't suppose you'd mind doubling that little wager we have, then?
00:38:40Let me get this straight.
00:38:41If you show up at the dance with anyone besides the president's daughter, you pay me a hundred
00:38:45bucks.
00:38:46That's right.
00:38:47All right, you got yourself a bet.
00:38:49A hundred bucks richer.
00:38:50Really ain't going off the edge this time, man.
00:38:53I'm a hundred dollars richer.
00:38:57There's no sign of them anywhere.
00:39:00They're not going to show.
00:39:02Let's just keep looking.
00:39:10Allie?
00:39:27Hey, my keys!
00:39:29Come on!
00:39:30Excuse me.
00:39:32Excuse me.
00:39:39I bet they're here somewhere, boys.
00:39:41Let's find them.
00:39:42Yeah, get that little freak.
00:39:44Tear them limb from limb!
00:39:51Hallie!
00:39:52Oh, hi, Duncan!
00:39:53You again.
00:39:54Get your own date, twerp.
00:39:55She is my date.
00:39:56Yeah.
00:39:56Just let me finish dancing with Steve, and then I promise I'll dance with you.
00:39:59Oh, thanks.
00:40:01Look, we can't right now.
00:40:01We got to go.
00:40:02Our friends are here.
00:40:03Our friends?
00:40:05Our...
00:40:06Move!
00:40:08Oh!
00:40:10Sorry, Steve.
00:40:11Got to go.
00:40:11It was great dancing with you.
00:40:14Excuse me.
00:40:14Hurry.
00:40:15Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:40:17Whoa!
00:40:17Hallie!
00:40:19Green!
00:40:19Yeah.
00:40:20Wow, look at you.
00:40:21What are you doing here?
00:40:22Where's your secret service detail, huh?
00:40:24We ditched them.
00:40:25Where's yours?
00:40:26Snack out.
00:40:27What are you, Ernie?
00:40:28Asked your money, babysitting?
00:40:29Duncan, this is Reed, the vice president's mutant spawn.
00:40:32Nice to meet you.
00:40:33That was good.
00:40:34All right.
00:40:35Okay, we got to get going now.
00:40:36Come on.
00:40:36Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:37Not before you dance with me.
00:40:39Let's go.
00:40:40I don't want to dance with you, Reed.
00:40:42Okay, I...
00:40:42I don't get it.
00:40:44You go out with him, but you don't go out with me.
00:40:46I'm missing something.
00:40:48Yeah, human DNA.
00:40:49Well, looky here, boys.
00:40:51We've been looking for you, sweet thing.
00:40:53You ran over my $300 boots.
00:40:56Right, yeah.
00:40:56Well, there you guys are.
00:40:57We've been looking for you.
00:40:59This is my boyfriend.
00:41:01You remember the karate expert?
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:04Oh, no.
00:41:04He wants to kick your butt.
00:41:07Well, is that a fact?
00:41:09Oh, yeah.
00:41:12Come on, me.
00:41:13Come on, Duncan.
00:41:13Let's go.
00:41:16Where'd she go?
00:41:18No matter.
00:41:19We'll take him to the truck.
00:41:20Let's go, boys.
00:41:23I don't know what the big deal is.
00:41:25I was just dancing with him.
00:41:26The big deal is the guy's bad news, Hallie, okay?
00:41:29Trust me.
00:41:30I know.
00:41:32Duncan, you're jealous.
00:41:33Me?
00:41:34No.
00:41:34No, no, no.
00:41:35See, I don't get jealous of guys that have been featured on America's Most Wanted, all right?
00:41:39You're in the real world now, Hallie.
00:41:41No secret servicemen.
00:41:42No limousines.
00:41:43Well, why don't you just take me home, then?
00:41:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:46We are going to that dance now.
00:41:48It's my turn to have some fun.
00:41:50You know, the kind where you don't get killed.
00:41:53Oh, now what?
00:41:56Oh, that's just perfect.
00:42:06It's just a flat, Duncan.
00:42:08Yeah, now we're never going to make it to the dance.
00:42:14Reed, are you sure you don't want a doctor?
00:42:17No, thanks.
00:42:18I'll be okay, thanks.
00:42:20So, anyway, I see Hallie in this dance club.
00:42:23What's the name of the club?
00:42:26Club Alien.
00:42:27It's on Maryland and 34th.
00:42:29So, anyway, I see Hallie in this dance club without her secret service detail,
00:42:34and I say to myself, you know, don't ticky-tock,
00:42:38this is no place for the president's daughter, okay?
00:42:41But when I try and get her out of there,
00:42:43this young hoodlum that she's with gets his gang to beat me up.
00:42:47Gang?
00:42:47What?
00:42:48Duncan's not in a gang.
00:42:50Are you sure she was all right?
00:42:52Yes, sir, she was all right.
00:42:56This is ridiculous.
00:43:00Rita, Tracy, wait here.
00:43:01Charles, where are you going?
00:43:03By the time these clowns find Duncan, he'll be your grandfather.
00:43:07Charles, but...
00:43:14Yeah, wait here.
00:43:16George?
00:43:16George?
00:43:20I don't like this.
00:43:21I don't like this one little bit.
00:43:23They're disorders.
00:43:25By the way, where was your secret service detail?
00:43:30Oh, uh, I think I'd need to see that doctor now.
00:43:36Busted!
00:43:42Wait a minute.
00:43:44I'll come home with you.
00:43:45No chance.
00:43:45You're just going to get in my way.
00:43:46Oh, besides, how are you going to get away from the secret service?
00:43:49If you never Hallie can do it, I can do it.
00:43:55Come here.
00:43:57Ow!
00:43:58You know, I couldn't believe it.
00:44:00I finally got my Redskins tickets to the ER line, the New York Giants.
00:44:03The Redskins are 6-2.
00:44:05And he decides to go to Camp David.
00:44:07You know, he might have understood.
00:44:08That's part of it.
00:44:10Who goes to Camp David in November?
00:44:11Nobody goes to Camp David in November.
00:44:13So, you know, I mean, what am I supposed to say?
00:44:15Oh, sorry, Mr. President.
00:44:16I can't go.
00:44:16I got Redskins tickets.
00:44:18You know, he...
00:44:18Mark me.
00:44:20Hey!
00:44:21Hold it.
00:44:23Let me get that for you guys.
00:44:44Yeah, figures.
00:44:46No.
00:44:52Nice bumper sticker you got, dear.
00:44:55Nice secret service you've got there.
00:45:03All right, Hallie, I think we're ready to go.
00:45:08Hallie?
00:45:12Uh, excuse me, sir.
00:45:14Excuse me, sir.
00:45:15Sir?
00:45:16Excuse me.
00:45:17I was just wondering, did you by any chance see the girl that I came here with?
00:45:20Do you know where she went?
00:45:36Oh, no.
00:45:39Oh, no.
00:45:41Oh, no.
00:45:42Come on up.
00:45:43Come on up.
00:45:49All right, I got the eight ball in on the first shot.
00:45:55Excuse me.
00:45:56Hey, what?
00:45:56Excuse me.
00:45:57Hi.
00:45:58Excuse me.
00:45:58Hey, Valter.
00:45:59Excuse me.
00:45:59Hey, Hallie.
00:46:00Excuse me.
00:46:01Hey.
00:46:01I just...
00:46:02Excuse me.
00:46:04Hey, what are you doing here?
00:46:06I had to go to the bathroom.
00:46:07Yeah, well, come on.
00:46:07We're getting out of here right now.
00:46:08But I just got here, and I made some new friends.
00:46:11Hey, maybe she doesn't want to leave.
00:46:15Beat it, twerp.
00:46:18Hallie, I demand you come with me right now.
00:46:21I'm warning you, you little creep.
00:46:24Get out of here.
00:46:27Over my dead body.
00:46:36My pleasure.
00:46:39What?
00:46:40Uh, maybe we'd better go now after all.
00:46:44What about his dead body?
00:46:47Just a figure of speech.
00:46:49Here, uh, pick a card.
00:46:52Any card.
00:46:52Call it a, uh, a last request.
00:47:00Okay, I'll show it to everybody.
00:47:02Show it to everybody.
00:47:02Show it to your friends.
00:47:03Make sure everybody sees it.
00:47:05You got it memorized.
00:47:06You know what it is?
00:47:07I know what it is.
00:47:08Okay, uh, do that.
00:47:09You just put it anywhere in the deck, anywhere you want.
00:47:11All right, you ready?
00:47:13Here's your card, the...
00:47:16We have clubs, by any chance, was it?
00:47:19Way to go, Duncan.
00:47:23Hey, there.
00:47:27Let me see that again.
00:47:31Let's go, Duncan.
00:47:35You're right, you're right.
00:47:37What do you mean he's gone?
00:47:39How can he be gone?
00:47:40I have a hall full of donors expecting him to give a speech.
00:47:42I have got the president of the United States running around like a tourist from Podunk, USA.
00:47:48Podunk?
00:47:51I may be voting for Olsen this fall.
00:47:53Hi, how are you?
00:47:55What makes you think they might be here?
00:47:57Duncan and his friends spend more time in the mall than they do at home.
00:48:01Why would kids want to spend their time in a place like this?
00:48:06They've got to be here someplace.
00:48:10Oh, gosh.
00:48:10I'm sorry you have to see this.
00:48:12Welcome back to reality, Mr. President.
00:48:14Where are you going?
00:48:15Thanks a lot.
00:48:21Wait a minute.
00:48:23There they are.
00:48:24Hey, you two are in big trouble.
00:48:31Mr. President, I'm sorry.
00:48:33I was just kissing her.
00:48:35We won't do it again, we promise.
00:48:37That's right, honey.
00:48:37They just, uh, just made a mistake.
00:48:40Me?
00:48:43Thank you, thank you very much.
00:48:45I'm going to do one more for you here now.
00:48:46This one's a little bit different.
00:48:48If you notice, my lovely assistant here is holding a pair of stainless steel handcuffs.
00:48:52If you could just, could you come over here?
00:48:54Want to lock that out of my arm here?
00:48:55Bring it right around back there.
00:48:57Fantastic.
00:48:57Come on tight, Jackie.
00:49:00All right, now if you'll all notice here, the handcuffs are securely fastened around my wrist.
00:49:04Nowhere for me to go, right?
00:49:05Now if you could all do me a favor, could you, could you count to five for me, please?
00:49:09One, two, three.
00:49:12Sorry, my fault.
00:49:14If we could just start over, that would be great.
00:49:17One, two, three, four, five.
00:49:21Five.
00:49:22Thank you very, very much.
00:49:25No, no.
00:49:25Thank you, guys here.
00:49:26I believe these are yours.
00:49:27Thank you very much.
00:49:30Duncan, come on, show us another one.
00:49:33Come on, Duncan.
00:49:35Come on, man.
00:49:35Skull.
00:49:36Oh, guys, I would love to do one more, but unfortunately, my lady friend and I have to go off
00:49:40to a dance now, but thank you, guys.
00:49:41A lot of fun.
00:49:42I really appreciate it.
00:49:44I can't.
00:49:44I'm sorry, guys, really.
00:49:45You ready?
00:49:46Oh, Skull, baby.
00:49:47Here you go.
00:49:48There's your wallet, pal.
00:49:49I appreciate it.
00:49:50For this evening, I really appreciate it, but we've got to get going, okay?
00:49:53Good night, guys.
00:49:54Good night, everybody.
00:49:55Oh, yeah.
00:49:56Good night, Washington.
00:49:58Oh, yeah.
00:49:59Oh, yeah.
00:49:59Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:50:04I did not know you could do magic.
00:50:06That is so cool.
00:50:07Do you really think so?
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09I don't know anybody our age who can do that.
00:50:12All right.
00:50:12So, are you ready to go to the dance?
00:50:15Ready.
00:50:20That's my car.
00:50:22That's my car!
00:50:23Hey!
00:50:24Stop!
00:50:25Stop!
00:50:26Stop!
00:50:27Stop!
00:50:29Oh, at least come back and kill me.
00:50:32Save my father the trouble.
00:50:37You look so hot in this car.
00:50:39You don't look so bad yourself.
00:50:43Watch later.
00:50:45I'm hungry.
00:50:45Let's get something to eat.
00:50:46Your wish is my command.
00:50:49I'm really sorry about your car, Duncan.
00:50:52That's not my car.
00:50:53That's my father's car.
00:50:55My father's company car.
00:50:58It is?
00:51:00Why'd you tell me it was yours?
00:51:02I don't know.
00:51:03But you know something?
00:51:04It's gone now, and we gotta go report it to the police.
00:51:07Come on.
00:51:07No, Duncan!
00:51:08They'll call the Secret Service!
00:51:11Come on, we can just get this straightened out later.
00:51:13Straightened?
00:51:13No, no, we will not.
00:51:14We will straighten it out now.
00:51:15But, Duncan!
00:51:17What about the dance?
00:51:18What?
00:51:19Hi!
00:51:20Were you out getting popcorn in the last five minutes?
00:51:22My dad's car was just stolen.
00:51:24We gotta go report that to the cops.
00:51:25Let's go!
00:51:26Duncan, wait, wait, wait.
00:51:27Just listen, okay?
00:51:27What are your parents gonna do to you when we get home tonight?
00:51:30Grounded.
00:51:31For life.
00:51:33No allowance.
00:51:34Oh, yeah.
00:51:35Yeah, I get to lick the garage clean once a week forever.
00:51:37Plus a month.
00:51:39And I won't be allowed to date till I get married.
00:51:41So what difference does it make if we turn ourselves an hour or just wait a few more hours?
00:51:45I mean, how much more trouble could we get into?
00:51:48Duncan!
00:51:50This is our last night of freedom.
00:51:53Our last night!
00:51:56Let's at least go to the dance.
00:52:00You know something, Hallie?
00:52:04You're right.
00:52:07You are absolutely right.
00:52:09We should go to that dance.
00:52:11I mean, tomorrow, I'm dead.
00:52:13So why not go now, enjoy the evening, then tomorrow, we kiss the teen years goodbye.
00:52:18Let's go to the dance!
00:52:21I can't believe George just walked out like that.
00:52:23Well, I'm sure the Secret Service will find them.
00:52:25Yes.
00:52:26By the way, if you need to go to the banquet, I'll understand.
00:52:30Well, frankly, I'd rather stay here.
00:52:33Would you like something to eat?
00:52:35Sure.
00:52:36I'll get them to send something up.
00:52:38But won't they miss you out there?
00:52:40Oh, believe me, they never miss the First Lady.
00:52:46Did you see where Tracy went?
00:52:56What's that?
00:52:57That 100 G's a plate, it ought to be.
00:53:01Hey, you gonna eat that?
00:53:06Stop, Steve! Stop!
00:53:09I told you I'd get something to eat!
00:53:11Who needs money when you've got disguises?
00:53:14Stop, Steve!
00:53:16Police!
00:53:18Baby, you look so hot in that paper bag.
00:53:21You don't look so bad yourself.
00:53:25Woohoo!
00:53:26He called the judge!
00:53:29We've been to the mall, the video arcade, and the magic shop.
00:53:33I don't know where else to look.
00:53:35You're telling me you don't know where your own son would be likely to go?
00:53:38Okay, Mr. Family Values.
00:53:40Where does Hallie like to go?
00:53:43Paris.
00:53:43Oh, gee, maybe that's where they win.
00:53:48Hey!
00:53:48That's my car!
00:53:50What?
00:53:52That's them?
00:53:53I don't know my own car.
00:53:55Come on!
00:53:57Hallie!
00:53:58Hallie!
00:54:01Go!
00:54:02Go, go, go!
00:54:03I'm going, I'm going!
00:54:04Just ride!
00:54:05Ride!
00:54:06Ride!
00:54:08Ride!
00:54:10Ride!
00:54:11Ride!
00:54:12Ride!
00:54:12Ride!
00:54:12Ride!
00:54:12Ride!
00:54:13Ride!
00:54:14Come on, it's us!
00:54:16Hey!
00:54:18There's someone following us!
00:54:19Cooked!
00:54:20Maybe we'll be on TV?
00:54:22No.
00:54:23A station wagon.
00:54:25Don't worry.
00:54:26I'll lose him!
00:54:41I can't believe they're running away from us.
00:54:44I can't believe they're running away from us.
00:54:45Maybe they don't recognize us.
00:54:46I can't believe they're running away from us.
00:55:02Oh, no.
00:55:04what a cop oh great all right pull over i'll handle this sometimes being president has its
00:55:15advantages officer you're making the biggest mistake of your career oh oh is that right
00:55:23that's right yeah well the white house says president richmond's at a fundraiser he has been
00:55:27all night you called this handling it who knew we'd be dealing with morons oh and you had to tear
00:55:40up
00:55:40the ticket just to make your point huh it's not my fault he didn't know i'm me it would help
00:55:46if you
00:55:46would carry some identification any kind of id coming up this hour live coverage with k wingate
00:55:56live at the president's oh hey look there's your fundraiser yeah yeah it's funny they get riled up
00:56:06when you raise money but if you don't you lose sometimes i think the best thing that could
00:56:11happen to me is i lose this election can't even remember the last time i did something with
00:56:15hallie just for the fun of it it's not easy being president and a parent believe me hey it's not
00:56:21easy being a parent even when you're not president duncan and i are practically strangers
00:56:29i work six days a week i don't get a chance to play golf anymore you play golf yes i
00:56:37do
00:56:38in fact i was captain of my college team you play not lately too busy with the campaign
00:56:48i don't have time for anything okay mr president
00:56:55to get one phone call thank you very much hey doesn't the secretary of agriculture you're gonna call
00:57:13two so is there anything else we could do before we turn ourselves in i mean before we go to
00:57:18the
00:57:18dance like what i don't know normal stuff i mean what do you and your friends do when there's no
00:57:28dance
00:57:29i don't know nothing except you know hang out with other people that are pretty much doing
00:57:35well nothing you seem to think that you know having a normal life is really glamorous it's not
00:57:40i mean you you wake up in the morning you go to school your teachers hassle you you go home
00:57:46your
00:57:46parents hassle you you wake up in the morning you do it all over again having normal life it's
00:57:52it's really boring i mean look at you you jets out around the world you meet really famous people
00:57:57and every moment of every day is planned and scheduled for me i mean i don't even have time
00:58:02to have a boring moment i haven't had too many of those either since i met you
00:58:10hey look
00:58:15hey this is where my daddy's fundraiser is let's check it out
00:58:20kelly what about the dance
00:58:26kelly kelly look i think we should really get out of here before somebody spots us okay
00:58:29no i've never gotten to see one of these from the outside before excuse me
00:58:36and now let's go over here and see if we can talk to some of these protesters
00:58:39uh miss what's your opinion listen richmond and his administration have totally destroyed
00:58:46everything this country once stood for and and this fundraiser it just proves they're all crooks
00:58:51that's not true obviously you have a different opinion about the president miss you bet i do
00:58:56what are you doing you know you look a little like the president's daughter i know i get that a
00:58:59lot
00:59:00they are just a couple of teenagers gentlemen how difficult can it be find them
00:59:08tracy thank you where have you been eating where else
00:59:15thornhill here
00:59:19what you're where
00:59:23what how did you end up there
00:59:26never mind we'll be right down
00:59:31well you'll never guess where the president is
00:59:34no you'll never guess where duncan is
00:59:39so tell us miss what do you think about the president
00:59:41oh i think he's basically an okay guy
00:59:45except you know he could probably lighten up some
00:59:48i don't believe it
00:59:49what about you what do you think of the president
00:59:52what do i think um i think the president is a great great man
00:59:57and forgiving and and we should all get behind him
01:00:02cool my brother's a tv star
01:00:06get him
01:00:07yes sir great
01:00:10you obviously disagree with this young man
01:00:12well totally this president is using the secret service to spy on our organization
01:00:17that is not true he would never ever do that
01:00:20oh honey you are so young and naive
01:00:24president richmond is a very corrupt and evil man
01:00:27how can you say that
01:00:29do you know how hard it is to be the president
01:00:3124 hours a day seven days a week
01:00:33people wanting something from you every moment
01:00:35he never has any time to do anything for himself
01:00:37anything fun anything normal
01:00:39you don't even know him
01:00:40i know what he does
01:00:44i'm surprised he hasn't already sent in his goon squad
01:00:48to break up this legal protest
01:00:53secret service
01:00:55excuse me
01:00:56excuse me here they come
01:00:57here they come
01:00:58here they come
01:01:00they're out of the way
01:01:02excuse me
01:01:08go go go go
01:01:09Go, go, go, go!
01:01:19Oh, come on! Don't lose him! Let me go!
01:01:24Excuse us, sorry! Excuse me!
01:01:26Sorry! Come on, this way!
01:01:33Murphy, three men, go that way! Clear, rogers, follow me!
01:01:43Come on, they're gonna be here somewhere!
01:01:45Well, they're not! Larry, follow me!
01:01:50Hurry up, Duncan, before they spot us!
01:01:55I'm coming!
01:01:58Slowly, I'm coming!
01:02:00Right this way!
01:02:02Cool! Daddy's in jail!
01:02:05Charles? George?
01:02:06Honey, we just saw the kids on television.
01:02:09So did we! Dan sent the Secret Service out to get them, but they got away.
01:02:13What? Are you sure you want these guys protecting you?
01:02:16Would you please let my husband out of jail?
01:02:18Excuse me.
01:02:20Sorry, Mr. President, I had no idea.
01:02:27I just talked to the precinct captain. I told them if they catch him, they call us before they do
01:02:31anything else.
01:02:32Can we get back to the fundraiser before the press gets wind of this?
01:02:35We're not going back to the fundraiser. We're going back to the White House.
01:02:38Mr. President, if you don't go back to that fundraiser, it could cost us $10 million in donations, and that's
01:02:42money we're going to need in the fall against Olsen.
01:02:45Oh, for the rest of the night, I'm just a father. Let somebody else be president.
01:02:50If Duncan goes to jail, can I have his room?
01:02:54Yes. Please stop him.
01:03:02TAD 1016. That's our boy. Let's get him.
01:03:08Uh-oh.
01:03:10Cops.
01:03:12Fear not, VP. Hang on!
01:03:36We'll wait up here for a few minutes, and then we'll go back down.
01:03:40Are you okay?
01:03:42Huh?
01:03:43Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:46No. No, I'm not okay. No.
01:03:48I've got a little confession to make. Um, I'm not a rock climber.
01:03:53The only thing I've actually ever climbed in my life were stairs, and I'm not a bungee jumper.
01:03:58And the only thing I know about karate is what I saw in the Jackie Chan movies.
01:04:02I didn't take you for the sportsman time.
01:04:04Are you mad?
01:04:07I figure if you wanted to impress me that badly, then...
01:04:12you must really like me.
01:04:14Oh.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:18I haven't been totally upfront with you either.
01:04:21When we first met, I deliberately didn't tell you who I was
01:04:26because I was afraid you wouldn't want to go out with me.
01:04:30Why wouldn't I want to go out with you?
01:04:32As you may have noticed, my life is kind of... complicated.
01:04:37It's true.
01:04:40And, even though I've gotten into more trouble tonight than I have in my entire life,
01:04:46I've still had a really great time.
01:04:50For the most part.
01:04:53Me too.
01:05:01Hey, um...
01:05:02I got this for you back at the, uh...
01:05:05at the clothing store.
01:05:20I love this song.
01:05:25Do you want to dance?
01:05:28Here?
01:05:31Yeah.
01:05:32It'd be fun.
01:05:36I don't know how.
01:05:39Come on, I'll show you. It's easy.
01:05:59Let's just stay up here all night and watch the sunrise.
01:06:05What about the dance?
01:06:07It couldn't be over pretty soon.
01:06:09Yeah, but, um...
01:06:11You know what?
01:06:12We really have to go to that dance.
01:06:15Why? We'll only make the last five minutes.
01:06:18It's so beautiful up here.
01:06:21It is.
01:06:22It really is beautiful, but...
01:06:24You know, if I don't show up at that dance...
01:06:26What?
01:06:29Well...
01:06:30I, uh...
01:06:34I sort of made this bet.
01:06:37A bet?
01:06:40What kind of a bet?
01:06:42It was, um, about you.
01:06:45You made a bet about me.
01:06:48Um...
01:06:48Yeah, I, uh...
01:06:50bet my friends $100 I'd show up at the dance with the president's daughter.
01:06:53It's...
01:06:55Oh.
01:06:57So that's why you were so eager to get me to the dance.
01:07:00I'm just some kind of trophy to show off to your friends.
01:07:04I thought you went out with me because you liked me, Duncan.
01:07:09Looks like you're gonna lose your bet.
01:07:13Hallie!
01:07:16Hallie!
01:07:17Hallie!
01:07:18Hallie, come on, wait, please!
01:07:20Please!
01:07:20Please, stop, Hallie!
01:07:22It was a stupid bet!
01:07:23I'm sorry!
01:07:24It was before I got to know you!
01:07:39Hallie!
01:07:41Hallie!
01:07:46Well, fancy meeting you here.
01:07:50What's the matter?
01:07:51You having a bad night?
01:07:53You could say that.
01:07:56The guy I was with ended up being a real jerk.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:08:00The more immature they are, the more they feel they gotta prove themselves.
01:08:03Tell me about it.
01:08:06I thought he liked me for me, you know.
01:08:09A woman like you doesn't need a boy.
01:08:13She needs a man.
01:08:15A man who understands her.
01:08:19Give me a break.
01:08:21All I'm saying is, don't let this guy ruin your whole evening.
01:08:25Hop on.
01:08:26Let me show you a real good time.
01:08:28Like what?
01:08:30Me and my roommates are having a little party tonight.
01:08:33You can be my date.
01:08:36How about it?
01:08:38I'm not so sure.
01:08:39Come on.
01:08:40Hallie!
01:08:43Hallie!
01:08:44I'd love to.
01:08:50Hallie, where are you going?
01:08:52Steve and I are going to a party at his house.
01:08:55And I'm gonna be his date.
01:08:57Hallie, you don't know this guy.
01:09:00Don't wait up for us, Fletcher.
01:09:16A, B, C, D, E.
01:09:20Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger.
01:09:22Ellinger, Ellinger.
01:09:24Gotcha.
01:09:26We're all right. Watch out.
01:09:32Pizza check!
01:09:36Hey!
01:09:38Sorry! National Emergency!
01:09:39Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger, Ellinger.
01:09:59I really hate my life.
01:10:07Hang on! We're heading into hyperspace!
01:10:32Truck! Truck! Truck!
01:10:43Yeah!
01:10:47These anti-law breaks rule!
01:10:52Freeze!
01:10:54Something wrong, officer?
01:10:57Some set of wheels, huh?
01:11:03You live here?
01:11:04Yeah.
01:11:05I mean, I know it's a little rough, but where do you see the inside?
01:11:11Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen, they've just been apprehended in an alley on 10th after a high-speed chase.
01:11:19Cool. Oh, my.
01:11:21Oh, that's great.
01:11:22Apparently, they are also suspects in a convenience store holed up earlier this evening.
01:11:28What? Are they all right?
01:11:30They're fine. I'm having them brought here immediately.
01:11:34Olsen's people are gonna have a field day with this.
01:11:35Daughter of family values, president on crime spree.
01:11:38Our son's a juvenile delinquent.
01:11:40And our daughter is Patty Hearst.
01:11:48What's that smell?
01:11:50That. That's been here since we moved in.
01:11:52Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
01:11:54Come on in.
01:11:55Hey!
01:11:56Hey!
01:11:57Steve-o!
01:11:59Who is your friend?
01:12:00This is Hallie.
01:12:01She's gonna party with us for a while.
01:12:03Now, listen.
01:12:04If you get sick of him, you just let me know.
01:12:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:07Get out of here, man.
01:12:09Come on.
01:12:12Hallie!
01:12:14Hallie!
01:12:14Hallie!
01:12:16Hallie!
01:12:18Oh, hi.
01:12:19Huh.
01:12:20Sorry.
01:12:20Obviously, you're not, uh, Steve Ellinger.
01:12:22Is there a Steve Ellinger Jr. here this evening?
01:12:25Hm.
01:12:25Close the door quick, Herbert.
01:12:26It's one of them psychos.
01:12:27Beat it!
01:12:29That would be a no.
01:12:39You...
01:12:41About ready to dance?
01:12:43Yeah.
01:12:44Sure.
01:12:56Steve?
01:12:57Steve?
01:12:58Steve, what are you doing?
01:13:00I was trying to kiss you.
01:13:03Look, I really like you and all, but that's moving too fast.
01:13:06Okay.
01:13:07Let's just dance.
01:13:24These are the ones, sir.
01:13:29Hey, it's the president.
01:13:31Who are these punks?
01:13:33You're sure these are the ones?
01:13:35Yes, sir.
01:13:36Red BMW, T8D, 1016.
01:13:38How's it going, Mr. P?
01:13:39Hey.
01:13:40Where'd you get that car?
01:13:42Hey, lighten up, man.
01:13:43We boosted it.
01:13:44Oh, there was no one in it.
01:13:45Get him out of here.
01:13:48Let's go.
01:13:48Hey, uh, Mr. P, you think we could stay in the Lincoln bedroom?
01:13:52Now's not a good time?
01:13:53We'll call you.
01:13:55Hey.
01:13:56Hey, guys, could we go to the Zoom in your shop on the way out?
01:14:02So where are they?
01:14:04Dan?
01:14:07Uh, I'll get right back to you on that.
01:14:10Come on, come on, faster, faster!
01:14:17Steve!
01:14:18What are you doing?
01:14:19Stop!
01:14:20What's your problem, huh?
01:14:22I think you'd better take me home now.
01:14:24Look, I'll take you home when I'm ready.
01:14:26Fine, I'll walk.
01:14:28Excuse me.
01:14:31Strike three.
01:14:32He's out.
01:14:32Shut up, man.
01:14:35Where do you think you're going?
01:14:36Home.
01:14:37I'll take a bus if I happen.
01:14:38Look, nobody walks out on Steve Ellinger.
01:14:40Oh, well, then I guess I'm nobody, because that's exactly what I'm doing.
01:14:44Let me go!
01:14:45You be a good little girl, come back in the house, and I'll take you home later.
01:14:49Steve!
01:14:50I need you!
01:14:50Let me go!
01:14:52Steve!
01:14:52Stop!
01:14:53I...
01:14:54I want to go home now!
01:14:56Hallie?
01:14:58Hey, let her go!
01:15:01Duncan!
01:15:02Come on, Hallie.
01:15:03I'm here to take you home.
01:15:03Maybe she doesn't want to go.
01:15:04I do want to go home.
01:15:05You shut up!
01:15:07Look, you've got five seconds to get out of here.
01:15:09One, two, five!
01:15:14Duncan, are you okay?
01:15:16I'm okay, Hallie.
01:15:17You stay out of this, all right?
01:15:18I'm handling it.
01:15:20You want some more?
01:15:21Yeah, I want some more!
01:15:26Duncan!
01:15:28Hallie, I'm handling this.
01:15:29Just stay up there.
01:15:31You better give it up, little man, before I really get angry!
01:15:34You like that, Hallie?
01:15:35Hey, you like that?
01:15:40Just stop it!
01:15:44Just stop it!
01:15:47Just stop it!
01:15:49Just stop it!
01:15:50Just stop it!
01:15:58You stay out of it!
01:16:05Oh, Steve!
01:16:08Oh, Steve!
01:16:14Yeah!
01:16:16Ow!
01:16:17Oh!
01:16:18Duncan!
01:16:19You idiot!
01:16:20You could have gotten killed!
01:16:21Yeah, well, we're both gonna get killed if we don't get out of here.
01:16:23His friends might come out and help.
01:16:24Come on, we gotta go.
01:16:24We gotta go.
01:16:24Wait!
01:16:25Wait!
01:16:25Where are you going?
01:16:32Oh, Steve!
01:16:34Huh?
01:16:36Hm?
01:16:37Oh!
01:16:45Hehehehe.
01:16:48Huh!
01:16:51Loser.
01:16:56Catch you later, Steve Marino.
01:17:02Sorry.
01:17:04You were right, Duncan.
01:17:06If I were more careful like you, I wouldn't get into so much trouble.
01:17:10No.
01:17:11If you were more careful like me, you wouldn't have a life.
01:17:14You just got to be careful who you hang out with, that's all.
01:17:17I guess not everybody's as nice as you.
01:17:20Oh, I don't know how nice I am.
01:17:23I've been trying to get you that dance all night just so I could, you know, win a hundred bucks.
01:17:28I'm sorry.
01:17:31You know, I guess I...
01:17:33I kind of used you.
01:17:36I kind of used you, too.
01:17:39I wanted to go out so badly, I'd have said yes to anybody.
01:17:44But I'm really glad it was you, Duncan.
01:17:49You sure you don't want me to go with you?
01:17:53Yeah.
01:17:54Daddy will be mad enough as it is.
01:17:58Oh, hey, um...
01:18:00I thought, uh...
01:18:02You know, you might like to have this back.
01:18:14So...
01:18:16You think we'll ever get to see each other again?
01:18:19Maybe.
01:18:21I won't be the president's daughter forever, you know.
01:18:24Yeah, only four more years if your father gets re-elected.
01:18:52Bye, Annie.
01:18:54Bye, Annie.
01:18:54Bye, Annie.
01:18:56Bye, Annie.
01:18:59Allie, where you been?
01:19:00Don't worry, guys.
01:19:01I'm not going anywhere.
01:19:04Not anymore.
01:19:11Snow White has returned to the castle.
01:19:14Roger that.
01:19:15Trust me, it'll happen.
01:19:16Watch.
01:19:16All right.
01:19:16There you go.
01:19:20See, that's too tense.
01:19:21You have to loosen the shoulders as a pendulum.
01:19:24I don't feel tense.
01:19:24No, go ahead.
01:19:26Perfect.
01:19:26Well, how about...
01:19:28That's not bad.
01:19:35Oh, Hallie.
01:19:38Oh, my God.
01:19:40You okay?
01:19:41Where have you been?
01:19:42A lot of places.
01:19:46Where's Duncan?
01:19:47He's on his way home.
01:19:49Oh, he's home?
01:19:50Just wait till I get my hands on him.
01:19:52Look, I am really sorry about tonight.
01:19:55And good luck on your campaign, huh?
01:19:57Well, good luck on your promotion.
01:19:59Yeah, after tonight, I'm going to need it.
01:20:01Good night.
01:20:02Let's go.
01:20:03Good night.
01:20:04Good night, Mr. P.
01:20:06Night, Tracy.
01:20:08Is it breakfast yet?
01:20:10You, come on, please.
01:20:14Young lady, you have cost the taxpayers nearly $50,000.
01:20:19We'll handle it, Dan.
01:20:20And you could have cost your father his re-election.
01:20:23Good night, gentlemen.
01:20:25This is family business, not an affair of state.
01:20:27Sir, I'm just trying to...
01:20:28Good night.
01:20:29Good night.
01:20:42Good night.
01:20:44Well, first order of business.
01:20:54Would it help if I said I'm sorry?
01:20:57It wouldn't hurt.
01:20:59But you're still not off the hook.
01:21:14I still can't believe it.
01:21:1717 years of being completely responsible and trustworthy.
01:21:21I used to brag about you to my friends who had wild teenagers.
01:21:29Boy, oh boy, you have really made up for lost time.
01:21:32Sign here, sir.
01:21:33Sorry.
01:21:36And you are grounded indefinitely.
01:21:39And your allowance?
01:21:41That's gone.
01:21:42Get in.
01:21:46Look, Duncan, I was pretty rough on you back there, but I've been thinking, when you're no
01:21:51longer grounded, we should do some stuff together, maybe play a little golf, maybe you could
01:21:57teach me one of those magic tricks.
01:22:00Really?
01:22:01Yeah.
01:22:04Sure.
01:22:04That'd be great.
01:22:08Well, that's a great jacket.
01:22:12Which is...
01:22:13Looks new.
01:22:15Expensive.
01:22:16Oh, it was.
01:22:19You know, an emergency came up, so I did what you told me to.
01:22:22I charged it.
01:22:23You charged it?
01:22:24Well, you...
01:22:25Dad, look out!
01:22:32You idiot!
01:22:34What, you didn't see me?
01:22:36You didn't see the sign?
01:22:37What part of...
01:22:38Stop!
01:22:38Don't you understand?
01:22:40Stop!
01:22:4670, 80, 90, 100.
01:22:50So what did you really do Saturday night?
01:22:52You chickened out?
01:22:56Saturday night.
01:22:58I had a date with the president's daughter.
01:23:00Got chased all night by the Secret Service.
01:23:02My dad's car was stolen.
01:23:04Got into a brawl at a dance club.
01:23:05Put on a magic show at a biker bar.
01:23:07That was pretty cool.
01:23:08Uh, was on television.
01:23:09And then...
01:23:10Oh, right.
01:23:10I kicked Steve Ellinger's butt.
01:23:12Any other stupid questions?
01:23:14All right, you know, you don't have to tell us if you don't want to, Duncan.
01:23:17I don't really care if you guys believe me or not.
01:23:19You know why?
01:23:20Saturday night was the night of my life.
01:23:23I mean, I got to go out with a girl who was...
01:23:24Who was beautiful and smart and funny.
01:23:26And she liked me for me.
01:23:29And oh, yeah.
01:23:30She thinks magic's pretty cool.
01:23:35Whatever.
01:23:36Whatever.
01:23:38The election of 1920 had a lot of first-time voters.
01:23:42Does anyone remember who they were?
01:23:46Duncan.
01:23:47Huh?
01:23:48Wake up, Duncan.
01:23:59Duncan, the Secret Service is here for you.
01:24:03Now what did I do?
01:24:09Boys?
01:24:10Nice to see you again, Duncan.
01:24:12Mm-hmm.
01:24:12Mm-hmm.
01:24:14Whoa.
01:24:22Whoa.
01:24:31There you go.
01:24:32Check it out.
01:24:35That's all right, gentlemen.
01:24:36I'll take it from here.
01:24:38Hello, Mr. President.
01:24:39Well, Duncan.
01:24:42I must say that since you and I first met, I've been very excited.
01:24:49Yeah.
01:24:51Listen about that, Mr. President.
01:24:52And I just want you to know that, um, it was my fault.
01:24:55Hallie had nothing to do with it.
01:24:57She's completely innocent.
01:24:58Hallie told me everything that happened Saturday night.
01:25:02Everything?
01:25:03Even about the boy on the motorbike.
01:25:06Yeah.
01:25:07Well, you know, I guess if we didn't ditch the Secret Service, then I wouldn't have had to save her.
01:25:11Yeah, but you did, didn't you?
01:25:14And for that, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.
01:25:19Well, it was my pleasure, Mr. President.
01:25:22Of course, I'm never going to get to see her again, but...
01:25:25Oh, I'm not sure I'd veto that idea.
01:25:27Really?
01:25:29In fact, I'd feel fine knowing she's out with you.
01:25:31Duncan, if you ever need anything, let me know, okay?
01:25:34Well, thank you, Mr. President.
01:25:37All right.
01:25:38Bye.
01:25:42Actually, Mr. President!
01:25:43Um, now that you mention it, there is one little thing you could do for me.
01:25:49Charles?
01:25:51You'll never guess who I just got off the phone with.
01:25:54Who?
01:25:56The White House.
01:25:56The White House?
01:25:58The President wants me to play golf with him on Saturday,
01:26:03and he specifically asked that I bring you with me.
01:26:05Really?
01:26:06The President?
01:26:08Start working on your golf swing.
01:26:10Mr. Vice President in charge of operations.
01:26:13The President, Charles.
01:26:15Saturday.
01:26:17I wonder if the Secret Service knows my handicap.
01:26:21Thank you, George.
01:26:23Thank you very much.
01:26:31Good evening, Mr. Fletcher.
01:26:33Top of the evening to you, Ron.
01:26:38You must be getting used to this, Duncan.
01:26:40Do you actually own another suit?
01:26:44Duncan?
01:26:47Hey.
01:26:53Night, Dad.
01:26:53Night, Mom.
01:26:54Night, baby.
01:26:55Good night.
01:26:55Don't worry, Mr. President.
01:26:56I'll have her home by 11 o'clock.
01:26:58Whenever.
01:27:00Thanks, Dad.
01:27:02Have fun.
01:27:04You know, once this election's over, why don't we take a little family vacation?
01:27:10What were you thinking, Camp David?
01:27:12I was thinking Camp David.
01:27:14Or Paris.
01:27:17Paris.
01:27:18Paris.
01:27:21I never thought we'd get the chance to do this again.
01:27:24Yeah, I know.
01:27:25You know, your dad is a really cool guy for trusting us like this.
01:27:29Yeah.
01:27:53The cheetahs are back and ready to take Spain by storm.
01:27:57Don't miss all the singing and dancing in the Disney Channel original movie, The Cheetah Girls 2.
01:28:02Tomorrow at 8, 7 central, here on Disney Channel.
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