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7 Days - Season 18 - Episode 04: Thursday March 12, 2026
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00:30Jeremy Corbett, you're about to watch this ragtag bunch of riff-raff riff on the week's news that we've ripped
00:34from the news rags.
00:35Let's meet the team, shall we?
00:37And leading team one, well, he grew his hair to look cool, but just ended up looking like the relief
00:41teacher that would let you get away with murder.
00:43It's Ben Hurley.
00:48Hang down, guys.
00:50I've got a great team.
00:51Good.
00:52Next to me.
00:53She's actually in a gang.
00:54Yeah.
00:55And by that, I mean a hilarious theatre troupe.
00:58It's Abbie Howe.
01:04And down the end, he's actually in a gang.
01:08It's Corey Gonzales.
01:14A leader of team two is originally from my hometown and hers of Parmy, but now lives in the UK.
01:19Yeah, she's Manawatu's own Laura the Explorer.
01:22It's Laura Daniel.
01:24How is it?
01:26International travel, man.
01:27Yeah, yeah, it's all right, innit?
01:29But now, I have been living there for about a year and a half, and don't worry, London hasn't changed
01:33me.
01:33Although you will notice throughout the show, I have picked up a bit of an accent.
01:36What can I say?
01:37I'm a culture sponge.
01:39I do actually pick up accents really fast, though.
01:41You should have heard me after the 12-hour stopover in Beijing.
01:45It's true.
01:46It's true.
01:46I spent the whole 12-hour stopover at Beijing Universal Studios, and I could not stop talking like Shrek.
01:53It was like that, but in Mandarin.
01:56Ni hao, donkai.
01:59I'm leading team two.
02:01Great to do that.
02:01Who's on your team?
02:02Have you met them yet?
02:03Yeah, I've met them once or twice.
02:05Incredible.
02:06She is actually pregnant with her first child.
02:12And he has also had sex at least once.
02:16It's Cuda Forrester and Lloyd Langford.
02:19Beautiful.
02:21Great team.
02:21It's going to be a good night.
02:22We'll kick off the show with a game of Newsmakers, where we cast our eyes over the biggest stories in
02:26the news.
02:27Ignore them and discuss the ones we'd like to joke about.
02:29Team One, you're up first.
02:30Tell me why this is a newsmaker.
02:32Okay.
02:32The Prime Minister is said to be shaken by a...
02:37Oh.
02:38Was it a moderate pad thai instead of a mild one?
02:42I think he's shaken because Parliament just banned people from saying,
02:47look, what I'll say to you is...
02:51He got a bad poll, but because he used to run an airline, he's delaying his departure.
02:57LAUGHTER
02:58Very good.
03:01Our Prime Minister, Christopher Luxon, has been facing rumours of a dethroning his National
03:05Party leader after a horror poll result.
03:08National dropped to sit at 28.4%.
03:10Labor was up to 34.4%.
03:13If Luxon isn't careful, he is going to get rolled.
03:15And let's face it, he's a perfect shape for rolling.
03:19That's not a fat joke.
03:20I mean, he's just not a guy with a lot of edges.
03:22You know, when you look at him.
03:23It just goes to show that in politics, raw sex appeal can only get you so far.
03:28Yeah, exactly.
03:30People always say he's not very relatable, but now that he's quite unpopular and everyone
03:36he works with hates him, I find him more relatable now than everyone else.
03:41We do got to cut him some slack after everything he's had to deal with, you know?
03:44A terrorist attack, a volcanic eruption, a pandemic.
03:47Oh, was that...
03:49Yeah, it was a previous...
03:50Oh, so what did he have to deal with?
03:53Oh, cheese being a bit expensive.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Still pretty bad, still pretty bad.
03:57I mean, you know, this must be worrying for Luxon, because, you know, last time he had
04:01a fool this bad, all the king's horses and all the king's men.
04:05So his rating at the moment, if he was a converter to, if he was an Uber driver, his rating
04:10would
04:11be 1.75 stars.
04:13Do you know how bad you have to be as an Uber driver to...
04:15That's like doing hand stuff to the passenger.
04:19Team Two, it's your turn now.
04:20Wrap your eyes around this and let me know the story.
04:23We're seeing it to start with in youth.
04:25I mean, it's a pretty exciting change in youth over the last 20 years.
04:29Ooh.
04:30I think I've heard this one.
04:31They've stopped using the word skucks.
04:35It's out, apparently.
04:36I don't know how we're going to describe our boyfriends anymore.
04:39I think this is about young people's increased opportunities to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
04:48Pubes are back, maybe?
04:51Thank God!
04:54I'm cubes from here now.
05:00I do actually know what it's about, Jeremy.
05:02Oh, you do?
05:02Yeah, I've been watching the news.
05:04Wow.
05:04I realised I was coming on this show.
05:06Okay.
05:06Here we are.
05:07Done your homework.
05:07Did my homework.
05:08I think this is about the alcohol consumption in New Zealand's now at an all-time low.
05:13It could be because the youth are drinking less, or it could be because I've been in London
05:16for the last year.
05:18Industry's taken a real hit.
05:20Both have been factors, I believe, Laura.
05:23New Zealanders are saying, yeah, nah, taboos with alcohol consumption hitting an all-time
05:26low, down 8.3% on last year.
05:29It's gotten so bad, Liquor King has lost its title and is now known as Liquor Mountbatten
05:33Windsor.
05:38The trouble is, youth don't have any money anymore, right?
05:41Because they're spending it all on vaping and counselling.
05:48You're going to be an incredible mother.
05:51I don't get it.
05:52I've drunk every day of my life since I was 18 years old, right?
05:56And people...
06:00People are always surprised when I tell them that I'm only 22.
06:08Is this the reason why there's so many traffic cones around?
06:12Because there's no drunk people.
06:15There's no drunk people doing crack-up stuff like that and with its head and putting it
06:19on things.
06:20Putting it on a Norfolk pine.
06:22Yeah, a vital industry lost.
06:25When I see a traffic cone at the top of a Norfolk pine, I'm like, we're the same species that
06:31built the pyramids.
06:33This is mankind's greatest achievement.
06:37Someone did that pissed.
06:39And they say white people don't have culture.
06:43I felt like a problem as well is that, like, nerds have taken over making beer.
06:50So, like, you used to be able to just go and get a beer and now you go into a
06:55bar and they're
06:56like, oh, this is a 19% by volume turbo stout from a craft brewery and it'll cost you, like,
07:0540 bucks and you're not allowed to open it in the same room as a pregnant woman.
07:11I just want a beer.
07:12Young people don't have time to drink.
07:14They're too busy.
07:15What was it you were saying backstage, Corby?
07:18What?
07:19Ruining the English language and coming up with even more genders.
07:32Abbey, that was a private conversation.
07:37All right, go to the points.
07:38Now, team 1, you can have zero, which is not a great score.
07:40That's the number of World Cups the Blackcaps currently hold this week after losing to India in the men's T20
07:45World Cup final in Ahmedabad.
07:47You can have five, team 2.
07:49That's the number of wickets Brett Randall took in just five balls in a cricket match this week.
07:53Five wickets and five balls, which is a triple hat trick, I believe.
07:56That's right.
07:57Yeah, which is amazing and record-setting, which means the first star for Newsmakers goes to team 2.
08:07Very crickety theme for our stars.
08:09For the stargazers out there, our stars are more than just pretty shapes.
08:12The team who accrues the most by the end of the show will win the most precious and desired prize
08:16of all.
08:17Look at this and go, ooh, yep.
08:20That is five litres of unleaded 95.
08:24Pure, uncut, sourced from the gull right by my house.
08:28Use it in your car to get home tonight or save it for next week to sell it a huge
08:31mark-up.
08:32The security guards are included in that.
08:35Good luck.
08:35All right, it is time for our next game, which is called Guess Who?
08:38And backstage, I have secreted a mystery star of the week of news.
08:42Comedians have to guess who it is.
08:43It's very simple, but they do make it look hard, I agree.
08:46Please welcome our Guess Who guest.
08:49Now I'm going to jump behind you and pull you in and three, two, one.
08:55It's out there.
08:55That's great.
08:59He's calmed down.
09:02All right, you're going to ask the questions.
09:04Guest, you only say yes or no as an answer.
09:06If you get a no, it goes to the other team.
09:08Team one, you can begin.
09:10Do you work out?
09:13Oh, a little bit.
09:15That's a yes, I guess.
09:17Are you single?
09:19No.
09:20No, that's a no.
09:21Team two.
09:22I don't want to play any of that.
09:27I bet you're just as beautiful with the bag off.
09:31Sorry.
09:32Sorry.
09:33I'm thinking sports, right?
09:36Sports?
09:36Are you a professional sportsman?
09:39Yes.
09:39It's a yes.
09:40Oh.
09:41Okay, now we're going to narrow it down.
09:43Have you been involved in a scandal?
09:47No.
09:47No.
09:48Not scandalous.
09:49Team one, you...
09:50I know it's going to ask if he's in the Warriors, but they can't be.
09:54Do you take part in a sport that involves animals?
09:58Yes.
09:59Oh.
10:00Oh, I know.
10:02Were you in the sheep shearing competition?
10:06Yes.
10:07Did you win it?
10:08Yes.
10:09Oh, correct.
10:10Look at that.
10:13Oh.
10:14Oh.
10:14Oh.
10:16Oh.
10:16Oh.
10:17Oh.
10:18Oh.
10:19Oh.
10:19Oh.
10:19Oh.
10:19Oh.
10:20Toa Henderson, congratulations.
10:21Well done.
10:26So, there you are with the trophy.
10:28So, what do you have to do to win the golden shears?
10:31Because it's the cutting edge of shearing, isn't it?
10:35Just a lot of training, a lot of shearing sheep.
10:37Yeah.
10:37But on the day, is it a numbers thing or is it a quality thing?
10:40It's quality and speed.
10:42How many sheep did you do?
10:45I know.
10:46You know what I mean.
10:47Well, 20 in the final.
10:49But we've got to do so many rounds to get to the final.
10:52Oh, right.
10:52Ben here was wondering, could you do his lower half?
10:58I don't know.
11:00It'll only take a couple of minutes, mate.
11:03Get this, though.
11:04Not even a...
11:05You shear a sheep in under a minute, I think.
11:07Don't you?
11:08Yeah, we've done those 20 in 16 minutes, just over 16 minutes.
11:12Wow.
11:12We're the best in the world at shearing, right?
11:14I'd like to say we are.
11:15Well, we are now because we've got the World Championships.
11:17Yeah.
11:18So, you...
11:18Do you know who else I reckon would be quite good at removing fleece?
11:22Brazilians.
11:25Well, they've got the name for it, don't they?
11:27Because you might be able to explain this to me, because you're talking about the World
11:30Championships.
11:30So, you won the Golden Shares.
11:32You won it last year as well.
11:33And you also won the team's World Championships with your mate, didn't you?
11:39Yeah, with Roland, yes.
11:40With Roland.
11:40But then he won the individual World Champ.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Oh!
11:45And I was second to him.
11:46You're second to him?
11:48Yeah.
11:48What happened?
11:49Oh, just a good bit of team bonding, eh?
11:51And he ended up on top, so...
11:54LAUGHTER
11:56How do you, like...
11:57How do you train for an event like this?
11:59Talk us through it.
12:00Don't leave out any details.
12:03Oh, a lot goes into a preparation.
12:05I've been travelling around every weekend with somewhere new in the country.
12:10Was, um...
12:11Chris Luxon was in attendance too, I believe.
12:14I didn't actually catch up with him.
12:16No, you didn't.
12:16Well, you wouldn't.
12:17There's nothing to share, is there?
12:19LAUGHTER
12:20Where did the sheep come from?
12:21Are they just from all over the country?
12:23Yeah, they are.
12:24No, they are mainly from Dalmarsen and Waste.
12:26Yeah.
12:26Where the competition's held.
12:27I think there was close to 6,000, Sean, over those few days, so...
12:307,000.
12:32LAUGHTER
12:33Oh, there you go.
12:34I didn't realise you were such a fan.
12:35Oh, neither did I.
12:36Oh, yeah.
12:38When did you do your first golden...
12:40Well, when did you share your first sheep,
12:41and when was your first golden shears?
12:42Do you know Corey?
12:45Uh...
12:45LAUGHTER
12:49I actually first competed in the golden shears when I was 14.
12:5314?
12:53I was going to say early teens.
12:55LAUGHTER
12:57Yeah, yeah, so that's how long I've been trying.
12:59It's been 21 years.
13:00So the family's been in the biz for a while?
13:03Yeah, they love it.
13:04I think my dad loves it more than I do,
13:06and I would say does my mother and all my other siblings,
13:09so I just try and make the whole family proud,
13:11and everyone proud that's from back up home.
13:13I bet they are.
13:14Tor Henderson, Golden Shears, returning champion.
13:17Thank you, buddy.
13:18You are dismissed.
13:19Cheers, man.
13:20Thanks very much.
13:21APPLAUSE
13:23Oh, yeah, congratulations.
13:24Corey got it real fast, real fast.
13:26A bit of a record, seven days record.
13:28APPLAUSE
13:29All right, but it's time now for the Burgerfield Brain Grill,
13:31where this week we are heading back to the incredible year
13:33that was 1987, and Team One, I'm going to start with you.
13:36OK.
13:36You need to tell me what event from 87 the following clip is from.
13:40Yes, indeed, every week at this time, right here on Network 2,
13:43we'll be here with this very expensive piece of machinery.
13:46Meet the barrel.
13:48What is that expensive piece of machinery?
13:50Um, it's an IVF machine, I think.
13:52LAUGHTER
13:53Those are the eggs, and they get all swished around,
13:56and you pick one out, and that's how coulda got pregnant.
13:58Oh, really?
14:00Um, is it a machine that drains money
14:03from the lower and middle classes?
14:07That was, as you will probably know,
14:09the very first lotto draw on August 1st, 1987,
14:12the jackpot that week.
14:13Why would it be a jackpot for the first week?
14:15$360,000, which at the time could buy you
14:18a six-bedroom waterfront home in Auckland,
14:19or all of Christchurch.
14:22LAUGHTER
14:22You were waiting for me.
14:23Time for a break now.
14:24Team Two will get a chance later in the show for that.
14:26So will you at home.
14:27Look forward to that.
14:27Right after the break, we're playing Slice of Seven
14:29with special guest Borderline.
14:31We'll see you soon on Seven Days.
14:35APPLAUSE
14:40APPLAUSE
14:42APPLAUSE
14:43APPLAUSE
14:44APPLAUSE
14:44Bonjour, welcome back to Seven Days.
14:46We've got a special guest band in studio today,
14:48ready to ruin some great songs with silly lyrics
14:50for the comedians to decipher.
14:52Fresh from supporting Teddy Swims,
14:54please give it up for Borderline.
14:55APPLAUSE
15:00All right, team one, you're first up,
15:02and Borderline is going to play you a bespoke, custom-made song.
15:05You just need to tell me what news story they're singing about
15:08in your own time.
15:09Take it away.
15:16MUSIC PLAYS
15:21MUSIC PLAYS
15:37MUSIC CONTINUES
15:38MUSIC CONTINUES
15:48MUSIC CONTINUES
15:49MUSIC CONTINUES
16:20MUSIC CONTINUES
16:25So good!
16:27So good.
16:28Now, any ideas, you guys?
16:30Did you get any clues from the lyrics?
16:32Yeah, no jam on their toast.
16:34A lot of bread stuff.
16:36Something about bread.
16:38Yeah.
16:39Well, yeah, Sherlock Holmes and Watson are in the case.
16:43We reckon it's about bread, Governor.
16:47Elementary.
16:48We believe it is about bread.
16:50Martin Freeman played Watson
16:53in the TV show.
16:54Yeah.
16:54None of these are our answer.
16:56None of those are your answer.
16:57Oh, Benedict Cumberbatch.
16:58If you could just...
16:59And also, Johnny Lee Miller did another version.
17:03He was married to Angelina Jolie.
17:04And they're in the movie Hackers.
17:06She won an Oscar.
17:08She won the Oscar for the Girl Interrupted.
17:10The Girl Interrupted.
17:11And guess who else was in that movie?
17:13Brittany Murphy.
17:14I don't know, but I'm going to interrupt you
17:15to just say...
17:17The latest version of Sherlock's very good as well.
17:20The young Sherlock that's on at the moment.
17:22Yeah, highly recommended.
17:23We don't know that one.
17:26Maybe start a Google Doc.
17:28Yeah.
17:28Yeah, we'd love to get into that.
17:30Yeah.
17:31Your team leader.
17:31This is about us running out of Vogels in New Zealand.
17:34Oh.
17:34A national emergency.
17:36Well done, Ben.
17:37You saved team one.
17:38Yes.
17:38Hungry shoppers in Auckland this week
17:40were sent into panic
17:41as supermarkets ran out of Vogels bread.
17:43Problem caused by an issue in the supply chain.
17:46The shortage even affected the church.
17:48They had to change it to
17:49give us this day our daily less snack.
17:51So.
17:53Yeah, what am I meant to spend my face on now?
17:55That's my boyfriend.
17:57It is too.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Wow.
18:01Huge flick.
18:01She's not lying.
18:02It's true.
18:03Yeah, it really is.
18:04Yeah.
18:04Wow.
18:05Do you get any free Vogel?
18:06No.
18:07But no wonder they're selling it
18:09if they're flying off the shelves.
18:13Something disturbing I find about someone
18:15that jams their toast like that.
18:18No one paints the jam to all the edges like that
18:20on their toast.
18:21There's something wrong with him.
18:22He's perfect.
18:23He's perfect.
18:27It's also confusing because he hasn't opened
18:29the law for Vogel's bread.
18:35He's going to be so happy.
18:37There's nothing a guy likes more
18:38than his partner defending him to other people.
18:42What are those boxes behind him?
18:43He's moved in as well.
18:45It's actually in the ad.
18:46It's actually not in his house.
18:48Okay?
18:49Broken into someone else's house.
18:53What about any Bergen fans?
18:54I'm a Bergen guy.
18:56Oh, yeah.
18:56I am.
18:57No, you're good.
18:58Have you not heard of it?
18:59That's the Pepsi of bread.
19:04Maybe the shortage is down to the maniacs
19:06that have Vogel's raw.
19:08Who does that?
19:09Who does that?
19:10Raw Vogel's.
19:12Maybe people that can't be bothered
19:13waiting five hours for Vogel's.
19:17They had Vogel's bread
19:20at my hotel breakfast this morning
19:22and I put it in the conveyor bed toaster
19:26six times.
19:29And then they were like,
19:30Mr Langford, please step away from the toaster.
19:33It is no lunch time.
19:36All right, team two, you're up.
19:37Tell me what Borderline is singing about.
19:39Take it away.
19:52They left them a backpack
19:54And the backpack was stinking
19:56Thought that's just teenagers
19:59But it also had weed
20:01Left on the floor
20:03By the up shop door
20:05A lot of hash
20:07A lot of cash
20:08Who donates their stash
20:10Ooh, you know
20:12You should've bought a cheap-ass suit
20:16For your new lawsuit
20:17Full of bad guys
20:20Trinkets and they stink of dust
20:23Now the shop's in front
20:25And a little drunk bus
20:27Darn it's your wife's there
20:30She's a dealer now
20:43Voices of angels
20:44I was too mesmerized
20:46This is what happens
20:48When the youth don't drink
20:49And apply themselves
20:51We could've been something
20:53They were talking about
20:55A bag left
20:57A bag that had been left
21:00Oh, a bag
21:03Potentially some illegal substances
21:05Were left
21:06They were handed into an op shop
21:08I heard shop
21:09Yep, op shop
21:10An op shop
21:11Is that it?
21:14Feels like all you're going to give me
21:17It's actually a pair of 16-year-olds
21:18In Southland
21:19Accidentally donated a bag
21:21Containing cannabis
21:22And thousands of dollars in cash
21:23To a charity shop
21:24The pair have since been arrested
21:26The bag containing cash and drugs
21:27Had a street value of $10,000
21:29And an op shop price of $11.30
21:35So yeah
21:38You'd be kidding
21:39So they left the drugs in the op shop
21:43I would just love to be a fly on the wall
21:46At the gang HQ
21:49When they dropped off like an old duvet cover
21:52And a jigsaw with a missing piece
21:56It's quite serious
21:57Like it is really serious
21:58There was like a serious amount of drugs in there
22:00Apparently there was enough weed
22:02To make living in Southland bearable
22:05Um
22:05We
22:06Tends to slow things down
22:10Imagine slowing down life in Southland
22:14Well God forbid the local tinny house
22:17Tries to give back to the community
22:23Alright that second song you heard by Borderline
22:25Is one of their own
22:25It's called Watching It Burn
22:27Comes out at midnight tonight
22:28I believe
22:29And uh
22:30Yeah
22:30Check it out with their actual lyrics
22:32In all the classic places you do
22:33Absolute banger that one
22:34Give it up one more time for Borderline
22:39Uh
22:39Slice of seven
22:40Um
22:41Let's do points
22:42And this is
22:43This is a salute
22:4475
22:44The age of Herb's frontman
22:46Dilworth Karaka
22:47Who passed away this week
22:48Um
22:48Herb's of course
22:49With Dave Dobbin
22:50Did Slice of Heaven
22:51And uh
22:52We turned that into our very own
22:53Slice of Seven
22:54So you have my condolences
22:55We salute you
22:56Alright
22:5630 is the price of a sausage sizzle
22:58At the Australia Grand Prix
22:59On the weekend
23:00The burger was $32
23:01They did come with chips however
23:0275
23:03Beats 30
23:04Team one wins a star
23:08Alrighty
23:09Team two
23:10Burger fuel brain grill
23:11Time for you
23:12Eyes to your screens
23:13For a clip
23:13From 1987
23:14Again
23:15What's this all about?
23:16It's just your money
23:17Not your life
23:19Everybody who really loved you
23:21A week ago
23:21Still loves you tonight
23:24This is a voicemail
23:26My dad left me recently
23:28Yeah
23:29It's about the inheritance
23:30I think
23:31Right
23:32Yeah
23:32That's my personal mantra
23:35After I wake up
23:36After a big night
23:38Well that was from
23:39October 19th 1987
23:41More famously known
23:42As Black Monday
23:43The day stock markets
23:44Around the world crashed
23:45And people lost millions
23:46Even I had to sell off
23:47One of my rentals
23:48To get by
23:49So it's a pretty tough time
23:50Your turn at the
23:51Burger fuel brain grill
23:52Is coming up later in the show
23:53Look forward to that
23:54Time for a break
23:55Right now
23:55Go grab your goggles
23:56When we come back
23:57We're diving into the
23:58Cool calm waters
23:59Of Club Topic
24:11Welcome back to Seven Days
24:13Well there are sharks in the water
24:14It doesn't scare us
24:15We're headed to the beach
24:16Play the steel drums
24:28Yes
24:28Club Topicana
24:29Brought to you by
24:30Dole Pineapples
24:31Pineapples
24:31Scaly on the outside
24:32Yellow on the inside
24:33Like a dragon
24:34With hepatitis
24:35Alright
24:36Inside
24:37This sliced
24:37And gutted pineapple
24:38A collection of news stories
24:39I want to hear
24:40A little bit more about
24:41They're from the week
24:42Ah yes
24:42TV
24:43Early TV
24:44Farming show
24:44Country calendar
24:45Celebrating its 60th year
24:47On television
24:47Congratulations
24:48Great stuff
24:49Did get me wondering
24:50What was TV like
24:51Back when they first started
24:52Teams
24:53Give me some scenes
24:54From the first days
24:55Of TV in New Zealand
24:58Kia ora
24:59And welcome to the
25:00First TV show in New Zealand
25:02Oop look
25:02We already have a letter
25:03There's too much
25:04Māori on TV
25:10Next up
25:11A new cooking show
25:12Called
25:13Just boil it longer
25:16Followed by
25:17What else can we do
25:18With mints
25:24If you have any
25:25Broadcasting standards
25:26You'd like to complain about
25:28Just give us a call
25:29On 097
25:38This week at Briscoes
25:39Everything is full price
25:42That's right
25:43Full price
25:44Nobody's coming in
25:47We should do something
25:48About that
25:53And coming up next
25:55With the weather
25:56Is a witch
26:03Next up we have
26:05The all blacks
26:05Who are actually
26:06All white
26:07And we're hoping
26:09They'll really nail
26:09The haka
26:17Hello
26:18My name is
26:19Jeremy Corbett
26:20And welcome
26:21To seven days
26:22Today's topic
26:23The contraceptive pill
26:25What is it?
26:33Tonight on
26:34Young Mike Hosking
26:37Do poor kids
26:38Even deserve breast milk?
26:44Alright
26:44Back to the pineapple
26:45We go
26:46Ah yes
26:47Jail time
26:48This week
26:48Pop star
26:49Britney Spears
26:49Was arrested
26:50For a DUI
26:51In California
26:51Imagine being a famous
26:53Person in jail
26:53Would be harrowing
26:54But potentially
26:55Also hilarious
26:56I want to see scenes
26:57From pop stars
26:58In jail
27:01Yeah just a
27:02Heads up
27:03Do not go into the shower
27:05With R Kelly
27:09He does
27:09He sings
27:14Okay we've got to
27:15Break out of here
27:16Okay somebody needs
27:17To distract the guards
27:19Shakira
27:19You better use
27:20Those hips girl
27:25It's not looking good
27:26For you Lou
27:26They found blood
27:27And hair samples
27:28All over your apartment
27:30A little bit of Monica
27:31A little bit of Jessica
27:33A little bit of Rita
27:38According to police report
27:40The perpetrator
27:42Actually had a confession
27:44To a member of family
27:45If I may read
27:46Mama
27:48Just killed a man
27:56Name
27:57Michael Jackson
27:58My age
27:5945
28:00My pronouns
28:02Are
28:02He-he
28:09Alright back to my
28:10Pineapple I go
28:12Moving on to sports
28:13Yes the Warriors
28:14Kicked off their season
28:15This week
28:15Sellout crowd
28:16Watching them dismantle
28:17The Roosters
28:1842-15
28:19Big Warriors
28:20Wins happen all the time
28:22So instead of that
28:23I'd like you to show me
28:24Please
28:24Some unlikely things
28:26To hear
28:26At a sports match
28:30Oi Riff
28:31Nobody's perfect
28:33You did your best
28:34Under immense pressure
28:40Stop crying son
28:42Of course I'm gonna
28:43Still love you
28:44If you lose
28:49Hey player
28:50That used to play
28:51For our team
28:52But went to that team
28:53For more money
28:54That
28:54Was a prudent
28:55Financial decision
28:57That probably
28:58Is gonna serve
28:59Your family
28:59Really well
29:00And I respect it
29:06Goal
29:08For this year
29:09Be a better listener
29:14Hot dogs
29:15Get your hot dogs
29:16We got a sexy
29:17Little schnauzer
29:18A hot little
29:19Dash hound
29:20Five dollars a look
29:21Ten dollars a touch
29:30Pass the bull
29:31To Abby
29:31Pass the bull to Abby
29:38All right
29:40That is it
29:40Because floaters
29:41Currently outnumber
29:42Floatees
29:43The whole ocean
29:44Needs to be drained
29:44And cleaned
29:45Play the steel drums
29:46Sit yourself down
29:58All right
29:58For points
29:59You can have
30:002007 team
30:01One
30:01The last time
30:02Britney Spears
30:02Was arrested
30:03As mentioned
30:04Last week
30:04She was locked up
30:05Again
30:05This time
30:05For drink driving
30:06And you can have
30:0725 team
30:08Two days worth
30:09Of petrol
30:09Remaining in New Zealand
30:10Due to a certain
30:11You know what
30:11In the Middle East
30:12Britney beats petrol
30:14Team one gets a star
30:20Jeremy's special game
30:21Is on the way
30:21On seven days
30:22But first a quick break
30:23See you soon
30:35Welcome back to seven days
30:37We are now going to play
30:39Jeremy's special game
30:40This week
30:41I've got a bit of a hankering
30:42For one of my old phase
30:43But I thought if I put a bit
30:44Zhoosh it up a bit
30:45Put a twist on it
30:45I can make it my own
30:46This is
30:47Your family
30:48Could draw that
30:49In this game
30:49We bribe family members
30:51Of our panellists
30:51On the show tonight
30:52To draw a news story
30:53Which they now have to decipher
30:55Team one
30:56Are you ready
30:56You're up first
30:57Please welcome
30:58Our first artist
30:58It's Corey's daughter
31:00Come on out
31:03Jump on up here
31:05There you go
31:06All right
31:06Hold your picture up
31:07You know what to do
31:08Your name
31:08Your school
31:09And this is my picture
31:10And they'll go nuts
31:10Hi
31:11My name is Freddie
31:12I go to Greyland Primary
31:14And this is my picture
31:15Yeah
31:17Nailed it Freddie
31:18Nailed it
31:21How proud now
31:23Right now Corey
31:23Very proud
31:24So proud
31:24Okay Corey's crying
31:25So let's
31:28Talk shit about it
31:29I dare you
31:31This is the best picture
31:32I've ever seen
31:34It's really good
31:35It is really good Freddie
31:38It's all girls
31:39Yeah
31:40Oh it is all girls
31:41They look like they're
31:42Maybe girl guides or something
31:44Yeah
31:45There's a couple of the ladies
31:46In the middle
31:47At the top
31:48Who are either singing
31:49Or on the vapes
31:51Looks like a
31:51Yeah
31:52Can I just say
31:54I don't reckon that
31:55Who was driving that
31:56Forklift or construction
31:57Type vehicle down the bottom
31:58Is really adhering to
32:00Health and safety
32:03Somebody has a spike in their head
32:05Did they get their licence
32:06I don't think they did
32:07Do you know what I've realised
32:08This game's a lot harder
32:09When the kid's in the room
32:17You're all good eh Freddie
32:18You're good
32:19Yeah
32:19Fortunately it's a very good picture
32:21Some of them are shit
32:24You're not helping
32:26Women
32:27And construction
32:28And building
32:30Tradies
32:30Women tradies
32:31Women are getting
32:33In construction
32:34So they can
32:35Do some cat call them
32:38Is that your guess
32:40Yep
32:40Alright Freddie
32:41Would you mind explaining
32:42What you've drawn
32:43Okay
32:44So this is a construction site
32:46Yes
32:47She's smoking
32:51She's high on V's
32:56She's hammering
32:58She's eating a pie
32:59That's rotten
33:00So that's why it's green
33:01Oh okay
33:02Yeah
33:03She's mad
33:04So she's throwing a bomb
33:05Because her boyfriend
33:06Broke up with her over tech
33:09A lot of backstory
33:10Yeah
33:10She's vaping
33:12And she accidentally
33:13Hit that button
33:14So it's gonna
33:15Crash that building
33:16And she's gonna
33:17Die
33:20What's this?
33:22That's
33:22They don't have a bathroom
33:33That is the most diplomatic answer
33:36To a very curly question
33:38Alright if you just want to
33:40Hold your picture up
33:40Again to the camera
33:41And say
33:41And this is my picture
33:42And this is my picture
33:44Beautiful
33:45Thank you Freddie
33:46Thank you
33:49Oh that is great
33:51Thank you very much Freddie
33:52The real story there
33:54There are calls to increase
33:55The number of females
33:56In construction
33:57In New Zealand
33:58Currently they make up
33:59Only 16% of that industry
34:01And I think
34:01I agree
34:02There should be more women
34:03In construction
34:03Women can do anything
34:04That men can do
34:05You know
34:05As long as the building supplies
34:07Aren't on a high shelf
34:08Or inside a tightly closed jar
34:11Why not I say
34:12Why not
34:12Hey Ku
34:13Don't you work in construction?
34:15Because every day
34:16I see you backing up
34:17That dump truck
34:27The catcalling would be quite different though right
34:30If it was all women
34:30Instead of like nice tits
34:32It would be like
34:32Nice emotional maturity
34:35Because historically speaking
34:37Women only worked in construction
34:38When the men had to go fight
34:40A world war
34:40So like
34:41Pretty soon
34:42I guess
34:44I just think that orange
34:45Is like a really hard colour
34:47To pull off
34:48And there's just a huge barrier
34:49For us
34:50I mean I'm a spring
34:51There's no way
34:52I think it would be good
34:53To have
34:54Like more
34:55Women tradies on the site
34:57Someone to say
34:58Hey I don't know
34:58If it's a good idea
34:59To cut that
35:00When you're holding it
35:01In between your knees
35:04Because women tend to go
35:06To more like
35:06Kind of teaching
35:07And like nursing
35:08Kind of things
35:09Like something to distract them
35:10From getting paid
35:15Oh that's true
35:16That's so true
35:17If we get women in construction
35:18It would be a lot cheaper
35:19Wouldn't it
35:23Okay
35:24Team two
35:25Are you ready
35:26For your artist
35:26Yes
35:27Kura
35:28I think you might know them
35:29Because they are your partner
35:30Please come on out
35:31Artist
35:32And let them introduce themselves
35:35Alright
35:36You know what to do
35:37Freddie did a great job of it
35:38Away you go
35:39Hi there
35:40My name is Mark
35:41I went to Kington Primary School
35:43And this is my picture
35:46There we go
35:48That's great
35:49Just stay there mate
35:51I have a question
35:54Yes Lloyd
35:54How come
35:55His picture is worse than Fred
36:00Probably fair call
36:01It's not
36:02It's beautiful
36:03It's in the eye of the observer
36:05Isn't it
36:06Kura
36:06Some choppers up there
36:08Pretty old school
36:09Pretty old school
36:10Helicopters
36:11There's lots of people
36:13And like
36:15Maybe some
36:16Farming gates
36:18Yes
36:18Electric fence
36:19Potentially
36:21It's one of the problems
36:22You may encounter
36:23If you build a house
36:25With no door
36:29It's a free for all
36:31A bunch of people
36:32Have gathered together
36:33To do some type of heist
36:34Jeremy
36:35Is that your guess
36:36Is that team two
36:37Is that our guess
36:38That is our final answer
36:40Alright Mark
36:41Over to you
36:42Tell us what you've drawn
36:42Please
36:43Well this
36:44It was actually a story
36:45That was in the news
36:46This week
36:48And it was a house
36:50That got gate crashed
36:51And that's the gate crashing
36:53In the
36:54There
36:55In the river
36:56Gate crashed
36:57And so all sorts of teenagers
37:00Were held
37:02Arrested
37:03And police choppers came
37:05Wow
37:06And Kingston Primary School
37:07That you went to
37:08Is in the UK right
37:09Correct
37:09Hence the way
37:10You've drawn these houses
37:11Yeah
37:13Okay it's great
37:14So if you'd just like to say
37:15And this is my picture
37:16One more time
37:16And this is my picture
37:18There we go
37:19Thank you very much
37:20You've been dismissed
37:21Cheers
37:22Thank you
37:24Mark is dead right
37:26That's your daddy
37:27That's your daddy
37:30A 16 year old's birthday
37:32In Sydney
37:33Was ruined
37:34Slash made awesome
37:35When it was gate crashed
37:36By 500 uninvited guests
37:38Leading to the riot squad
37:39Being called
37:40Three arrests
37:40And a helicopter
37:41To disperse the crowds
37:44Really does take me back
37:45To my teenage years
37:46All those crazy parties
37:48I'd hear the other kids went to
37:51500
37:52God the poor parents
37:54Making all the fairy bread
37:55It'd be just
37:55A lot
37:56Yeah
37:57More sausage rolls
37:59Quick
38:00This is what happens
38:01When you make kids
38:02Get off their devices
38:04That's right
38:05They say more screen time
38:07When I was in high school
38:10Every Friday
38:11All the popular girls
38:12Would come crowding
38:13Around to Webby
38:14Because they wanted
38:16To use my ID
38:17Because I turned 18
38:20Like early in the year
38:20And they're like
38:21You're not using that
38:22And I was like
38:22Nah I'm not
38:23You don't need an ID
38:25To watch DVDs
38:26At Margaret's house
38:29I don't know why
38:30They got helicopters
38:30Involved though
38:31I mean all they had to do
38:32Was get a couple of parents
38:33To get up on the dance floor
38:34And those kids would have
38:37Disappeared
38:37That's what you do
38:38That's how you
38:38Make things uncool
38:39For young people
38:40Well this is why
38:41I don't understand
38:41Why so many more kids
38:43Didn't turn up
38:43To my daughter's
38:44Birthday party
38:45Because I had my full
38:46DJ booth
38:46Set up on the front lawn
38:47Here's one for you kids
38:52Nothing wrong with Enya
38:56Alright
38:59Let's go to the points
38:59Team 1
39:00You get 23
39:01That's the number of players
39:02Red carded
39:02After a mass brawl
39:04During a football match
39:04In Brazil
39:05Brutal they said
39:06Military police
39:07Took the field
39:07The beautiful game
39:09Team 2
39:10You can have everything
39:11That's what a hidden workforce
39:12Of thousands in Kenya
39:14Is seeing through
39:15People's Google glasses
39:16Even when you don't think
39:18The camera's on
39:18Apparently they're reviewing
39:19Everything that those
39:20Video cameras can see
39:21On your glasses
39:22To train the AI
39:23Yeah big scandal
39:25I broke this week
39:25Everything is an
39:26Impossible score to beat
39:27Which means team 2
39:28Congratulations
39:28You get a star
39:29Well done
39:33Alright before we take 5
39:35It's time to give you
39:36Your picture for the
39:37Burger Fuel Brain Grill
39:38Here it is quickly
39:40On the show
39:40But have a more decent
39:41Squiz if you like
39:42Over the break
39:42On our socials
39:43Send us a crack up
39:44Caption to win
39:45Some mighty fine
39:46Burger Fuel
39:47You do that
39:48I'll have a quick nap
39:48We'll be back soon
39:49For caption that
39:50On 7 days
39:50See you soon
40:01Hey you
40:01How are you doing
40:02Me too
40:04It is the final part
40:05Of the show
40:05We're playing
40:06Caption that
40:06Where I show the
40:07Comedians some
40:07Candid pics
40:08I took over the week
40:09They're pretty good
40:09They simply have to
40:10Supply the all important
40:11Caption team
40:12One you're up first
40:13Caption this
40:13Oh I figured out
40:16Where all the
40:16Vogels went
40:19I think he's
40:20Attempting a coup
40:25People line up to
40:27Poo on the
40:27Pigeon statue
40:28So they know
40:30How it feels
40:33British version
40:34Of Sesame Street
40:35Disappointing
40:4040 years later
40:41Chernobyl
40:42Still having an impact
40:45That is a pigeon
40:46Sculpture by artist
40:47Ivan Argoite
40:48He stands in the
40:49High Line
40:49In New York City
40:50Team 2
40:51Your turn now
40:51Caption this picture
40:55Southland op shop
40:56Volunteers
40:57Find big bag of powder
41:00Pepper pig
41:01Gets too close
41:02To electric fan
41:07Operation
41:07Dessert storm
41:10This is how they
41:11Announce there's a
41:12Gay pope
41:17That is Hindu followers
41:18Showered in coloured
41:19Powder during holy
41:20Celebrations in India
41:21Back to you team
41:23One
41:24Caption this one
41:25For me
41:26Controversy hits
41:27Taranaki fashion week
41:28As they let humans
41:30Do the runway
41:34Blind jockey
41:35Needs a bit of help
41:40I believe this is
41:42Megan and
41:42The stallion
41:45You are looking at
41:46The two biggest
41:47Users of
41:48Catamint
41:54Well as all
41:55Fashionistas will
41:56Know
41:56A model presents
41:57A creation by
41:58Designer Stella
41:59McCartney
41:59During Paris
42:00Fashion week
42:01Also there's a
42:02Horse
42:04Another one for
42:05You team 2
42:06Here's another
42:06Picture for you
42:07Oh god
42:08Tinder date
42:09Wish I said
42:10Just stuck to
42:11Dinner and a
42:11Movie
42:15I'm not sure
42:16We're going to
42:17Get our deposit
42:17Back
42:21That's New Zealand's
42:23Army on the way
42:23To help
42:27Deluxe
42:27High rise
42:28Accommodation
42:29According to
42:30Airbnb listing
42:33Your Uber Eats
42:34Driver has been
42:35Delayed
42:38On the plus side
42:39My mobile signal
42:40Has never been
42:41Stronger
42:47Emergency personnel
42:48Prepare the
42:48Extraction of two
42:49People stuck in a
42:50Balloon that hit a
42:50Cellphone tower in
42:52Longview Texas
42:53They're all
42:53Okay
42:54Great round of
42:55Picture words
42:55It's time now to
42:56Announce tonight's
42:56Overall winning team
42:57Let's go to the
42:58Star chart and
42:59Add them up
42:59Look at that
42:59Congratulations
43:00Team 1
43:06Well done
43:08Enjoy your petrol
43:10Don't drink it
43:10All at once
43:11Thank you so much
43:12For watching
43:13We do appreciate
43:14You and we
43:14Appreciate our
43:15Comedians of course
43:16Please join me
43:16In thanking Ben
43:17Abby
43:18Corey
43:18Laura
43:19Kura
43:19And Lloyd
43:20We'll see you
43:20On Saturdays
43:22Mata
43:30Thank you
43:31New Zealand On Air
43:32And to the
43:33Teenagers watching
43:34This show sober
43:35What's that like?
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