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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:05You are listening to RedFM.
00:07I noticed that Brempton is a very Punjabi romantic comedy film.
00:13A Canadian jumper from Punjab came to Punjab.
00:16He gave me a girl with a girl.
00:17Oh, yes. A Canadian born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21So, did you just meet?
00:22Yes. Lucky Gil, the director of the film,
00:25just came off three successful projects.
00:27So, can you keep up here?
00:29I have a lot of Mazzarkia films.
00:31Hussan Ali, prepare for it.
00:32No tension.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:50You know, it's about my love.
01:06What is it?
01:08Oh, hey.
01:13Do you know what time we're starting?
01:14Call time was like, three hours ago.
01:16Should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay, do you know what time that is exactly?
01:23Yeah, I can ask them.
01:25Great.
01:29Like, now, or...?
01:32Yeah, one second.
01:34I'm just finishing my tea.
01:36Okay.
01:42Sir?
01:43Desineter is asking about time.
01:46Yeah.
01:47Okay.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Okay.
01:50Okay.
01:56So, what'd they say?
01:58She'll be starting shortly.
02:02Okay.
02:06Bitch fan, by the way.
02:09Thanks.
02:27What's up, guys?
02:28Prem here.
02:29Check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top-secret movie I'm shooting with Chris
02:35Rock.
02:35We got a whole bathroom with a shower, a mini hot tub, a PS5, ice cream machine, ping pong table,
02:44a mini trampoline, my own bed in case I get tired.
02:48Oh, you're ready for me?
02:49Damn right on time, too.
02:50Let's go!
03:18Let's go!
03:20Don't work.
03:21Don't work.
03:22Don't work.
03:23Don't work.
03:23Don't work.
03:23Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:25Don't work.
03:25Don't work too fast like that, remember?
03:27Uh—, I know— I'm good, man.
03:30Look, about the script I was thinking about just different ideas that are really like, elevate it and take it
03:36to another level.
03:38name, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:40Actually, I swear to him, he's an uncle.
03:43He's an uncle.
03:44Ah, yeah.
03:46OK, here's an idea.
03:47What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl,
03:51right?
03:51So that, like, reawakens his, like, warped understanding
03:54of what love really is.
03:56It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us,
04:00you know?
04:01Progressive.
04:02Yes, progressive.
04:03Pah, he's coming.
04:04He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:05He's coming.
04:10He's coming.
04:11Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:15Banagi, gala, banagi, banagi.
04:17Here's what we do.
04:18He got to see.
04:20Prittina al-vyani krona.
04:22Prittina al-vyani krona.
04:24Eh?
04:25Salii?
04:26You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada
04:29and get PR.
04:30That is right.
04:31Ah.
04:32Pahji, palamda na ho ga rainbow card.
04:35Ji, mei PR card hundha.
04:36Oh, yeah, rindna de hundha ni ho chandejj rangu perang jej.
04:38I don't know, man.
04:38It just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird?
04:41Why weird?
04:42You're not going to be a gay.
04:43You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No, that's not the weird part.
04:46I just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what?
04:51Then there's going to be a marriage auditor,
04:53and he's going to have to test our marriage,
04:54and we're forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:56Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:58Brilliant idea, pahji.
05:00Brilliant idea.
05:00Pahji, linko, linko, linko, linko.
05:02No, no, no, that's not what I meant, man.
05:03Pahji, this is going to be our breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story about two guys trying to figure out
05:10their sexuality.
05:11This just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no.
05:15This is going to be the most progressive thing ever
05:17happening in the Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi people, gay people,
05:20we've got to know about gay people.
05:21They've got to know about rights.
05:22Oh, we're going to hit the very right audience.
05:27Indians, Canadians, Latinos,
05:29gore, kaare, Afrikke.
05:32Pahji, gay Indians, gay gore, gay kaare, gay Afrikke.
05:35Pahji, you're a big star, the biggest star.
05:38Pahji, millions, billions.
05:39Pahji, avatar, a titanic.
05:42Oh, that's the picture behind you.
05:43A little bit of a big director.
05:45A little bit of a big star in the sand.
05:46I'm just gonna pull in through the forest.
05:48He did not turn around.
05:49I'm here.
05:51He's doing his entire land.
05:51The man you still got to know about.
05:53You're from his own land.
05:56Let's go to our village.
06:00Tsaip.
06:10Tsaip is a great star.
06:13Tsaip, Tsaip.
06:14Tsaip, Tsaip, Tsaip.
06:15Oh, my God, it's a bad thing.
06:45In the night, no one wants to watch TV.
06:48Now, my little girl will still be here.
06:51You decide now.
06:53I'm going to go.
06:54I'm going to go.
06:55I'm going to call you.
06:56Okay, Changa.
06:58You don't think about it.
06:59I don't feel like you're in your way.
07:07I don't feel bad at all.
07:17Oh, yo.
07:19You look so fucking jokes, bro.
07:22Bro, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
07:24Come on, you signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:26Like, last-minute changes are the norm.
07:28Yeah, but this much, though?
07:29The whole concept's completely changed.
07:31Why are you so nervous?
07:32You're only pretending to be gay.
07:33Okay, that's not why I'm nervous, all right?
07:36Well, yo, man, this would be great for your career.
07:39This would be like a Bat Break Mountain.
07:41Pearl, that's not the name.
07:43You know what?
07:43I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:46Bhaji, don't you have any other options?
07:48You know what, man?
07:57I'm going to find Lucky
07:57and set this whole thing straight.
08:00I mean, like, I'm going to clarify shit.
08:03What?
08:04Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
08:06Like, he knows what he's doing.
08:07He knows how to make him smash it.
08:09Yeah, but like...
08:11Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
08:12Hold on, hold on.
08:15Yeah, bro.
08:16Yo, what's up, man?
08:18Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
08:21Pause.
08:23Yeah, yo, let's talk about that, like,
08:25fine-ass goldie card chick, bro.
08:28Yeah, yeah, man.
08:29The one with the big-ass mommy.
08:31I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:44I...
08:45I didn't order anything.
08:48Uh...
08:49Is this...
08:50Justmeet's apartment?
08:52Yes, it is.
08:54But he's not here.
08:56So...
08:57He doesn't know I'm here.
08:58But I come just to hang out.
09:00Uh...
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Oh, did he order me food?
09:04Uh...
09:05No.
09:05His mom actually...
09:07Oh, Pooji.
09:08Yes, she sent food.
09:10Great.
09:11I'll just...
09:12Actually, Subinder auntie asked me to make sure
09:15that Justmeet gets it.
09:16So maybe I could put it...
09:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19Please.
09:19Come here.
09:25Um...
09:25You work for Pooji?
09:26I do.
09:28Uh...
09:28I'm...
09:29I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:31Nice.
09:32Yeah, I used to do that.
09:33Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:35And now you.
09:37So...
09:37You're probably a robot.
09:40Zzz...
09:40Beep boop.
09:41My name is Janet 3000.
09:44I am a robot.
09:46Imported from India.
09:48How may I be of service to you?
09:51Um...
09:52I am Neil 2000.
09:53I do not need your service.
09:57I just want the food.
09:59This is Justmeet's food.
10:01Plus, your nails are dirty.
10:03Okay.
10:04It's not dirt.
10:04It's actually nail polish, so...
10:07Oh.
10:08It's very Prince of Darkness.
10:11Like Ozzy Osbourne?
10:13Yeah.
10:13I love Black Sabbath.
10:15Are you kidding?
10:15That's my favorite band.
10:17Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
10:18No way.
10:19Mine's Warpigs.
10:22Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
10:26But honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
10:28Well, yeah, of course.
10:29Of course.
10:29They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
10:31Probably.
10:32Or Hell.
10:34Yeah.
10:34I think so.
10:38Okay, well, um...
10:41I should go.
10:43But, uh...
10:44Thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:47Um...
10:48Oh, and, um...
10:49Mera Tanwad...
10:52Denu...
10:53And, uh...
10:54Bitch.
10:56Egg Bitch?
10:57What?
10:58Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:02I'm...
11:02I'm learning.
11:03Okay.
11:03It's really...
11:04Bad.
11:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:08Well, thanks again.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:20Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:24Bye.
11:34You know, make him more gay.
11:36You know, uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:39Lucky, I wanted to, uh...
11:42Appreciate it.
11:43Yo!
11:44Lucky!
11:45Lucky!
11:47Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:49Yo!
11:50Lucky, where are you?
11:51Yo!
11:52Hey!
11:53Wow!
11:54What are you wearing?
11:55Uh...
11:55I know, it's just...
11:57It's a long story.
11:58I'll explain it soon.
11:59Okay.
12:00You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah.
12:03I trust in him.
12:03Sorry.
12:04Sorry.
12:06So...
12:07Thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:11This is gonna be a super smash.
12:14Hey!
12:18I am the director of the film, Lucky Gil.
12:20And let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23He is the superstar, upcoming megastar.
12:26And we are going to the director of the Sara Juroori Kamshadke.
12:29Hey, there is Sadi.
12:30A little film career.
12:32I am so glad.
12:33I am so glad.
12:33I am so glad.
12:34I am so happy.
12:34So please give it up for...
12:37Sajan!
12:39Oh yes, yes.
12:40Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:43Thank you so much.
12:43Very nice feeling.
12:45Very brilliant script.
12:47Very brilliant script.
12:47And I am reading a script.
12:48And I have two lines, yes.
12:50And I'm going to Dubai.
12:52I'm going to climb here.
12:53I'm going to climb here.
12:54And I'm going to climb here.
12:56And I'm going to go,
12:57No, we are not here.
12:58We are not going to perform here.
12:59We will perform here.
13:00We will do a movie.
13:00And then the pilot is like,
13:01You turn.
13:02I'm going to come here.
13:03And I am from Toronto to be part of this amazing culture movie.
13:07And I am very proud and emotional.
13:10And I am very excited.
13:11And I am very excited.
13:11And I am having a backbone mountain.
13:16Thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:18So yes, also introducing...
13:21Just me.
13:22Dear Director.
13:23Thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:25So let's do the kick things up.
13:27Take your voice.
13:28My friend, avatar, please.
13:30Please share the voice.
13:32Waheguru, Waheguru, Waheguru.
13:34Please, bless this set.
13:37And all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes.
13:41The dirty deeds and stuff like that.
13:42I don't agree with.
13:43But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:45There's like a lot of it.
13:46This director went crazy.
13:48But like...
13:49You gotta laugh at something, right?
13:51Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, lucky.
13:53I haven't got this script yet.
13:54You have to have two minutes left.
13:55No, but I'm just wondering...
13:56Oh, man.
13:57Don't put two minutes left.
13:58I'll take it here.
14:00Now, continue.
14:01And Waheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Oh, oh, thank you.
14:05Thank you, Uttar.
14:05Come on.
14:06Come on.
14:06Come on.
14:07Come on.
14:08Come on.
14:09Come on.
14:10Come on.
14:11Well, sure.
14:13The specifics of yourBM is the right connection.
14:14I can't.
14:15I can't.
14:18telefon.
14:19Please.
14:20einmal guys.
14:21Is it on the outside?
14:25unmized us.
14:26Okay.
14:30Amy.
14:32Mr.
14:33Mr.
14:34For
14:34me
14:44Oh my god, I've never seen the Pakistani drama.
14:47Oh my god, I've never seen the Pakistani drama.
14:50Oh my god, I've never seen the Pakistani drama.
14:50No, it's very nice.
14:52You can see it once again.
14:53They're just sitting there sitting there,
14:54they're trying to lose their mind.
14:56Even if they're going to die,
14:57then they're going to die.
14:58Huh?
14:59Oh my god,
15:03you're tired.
15:04Oh my god,
15:05What's the matter?
15:06Oh no,
15:07I've ever seen the Aussie on the fly.
15:10Oh, I haven't seen the entire life.
15:16Oh, God,
15:18you're not aware that?
15:19Oh God,
15:21you've never seen the past.
15:27You're fine.
15:29Oh God,
15:32you've never really seen the pastries.
15:33Oh God,
15:33you've never seen the pastries.
15:33you've never seen the pastries.
15:54Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor, and he's going to interview our lovely couple, and you
16:08know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
16:13So, what's the best way to do that?
16:15Anybody?
16:16By showing marriage certificates?
16:18Oh, no, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other.
16:25It's just like the back mountain.
16:28Oh, thank you, thank you.
16:32Dude, what the fuck?
16:34Oh, man, let's switch it up on the last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
16:42Oh, he wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:44He wrote it.
16:46He wrote it.
16:47He wrote it.
16:48He wrote it.
16:48He wrote it.
16:49He wrote it.
16:51He wrote it.
16:53He wrote it.
16:54He wrote it.
16:56Oh, God.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who are we really laughing at here, you know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Love is a love, my friend.
17:06He wrote it.
17:07He wrote it.
17:09He wrote it.
17:09He wrote it.
17:11Okay.
17:11Well, can we get an intimacy coordinator at least?
17:15You know?
17:16A what?
17:16You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and everything's
17:21consensual.
17:22Isn't that a thing?
17:25It's just a small kiss.
17:28How to kiss.
17:30Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:35Do you want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax.
18:07I'm trying to get through the directory, man.
18:11I didn't mean for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
18:22Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
18:26Or maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting yee paid.
18:35Keep working on the fixes, okay?
18:38Okay, man.
18:38Whatever.
18:39I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:42I'm gonna go hit him.
18:45I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:47I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:48Fire me.
18:49No, I don't.
18:59Supinder, what are you doing at the table?
19:03What happened?
19:04Please help me.
19:05My mother did all the things, my mouth was bad.
19:08I didn't like cooking.
19:10I was in the morning, I was in the morning.
19:12I couldn't see the drama.
19:15OK.
19:16I'm going to do it.
19:17OK?
19:19Huh.
19:21Come, come.
19:22Come, come.
19:23OK?
19:25Huh.
19:33Man, this is crazy.
19:43I just saw my friends came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:48But, man.
19:49We didn't learn all the things in our culture.
19:51We didn't show you.
19:53We didn't show you.
19:54I was in the house.
19:54Why is that?
19:55Oh, man.
19:57I don't know.
19:57How are you doing this?
19:58How are you doing this?
20:01How are you doing this?
20:02No, no, no, no.
20:02No, no, no, no.
20:03No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:15Using them to something like this will open up their minds.
20:18Oh, pa ji.
20:19Expose.
20:20Or to take a little expose on you.
20:22No, no, no, no.
20:25No, no, no.
20:26No, no, no.
20:27No, no, no.
20:27No, no, no.
20:27No, no, no.
20:28No, no.
20:39No, no, no.
20:44Well, having a marriage certificate and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy.
20:49But I'm going to need proof.
20:52Or your PR status will be revoked.
20:55Oh.
20:57What happened?
20:58What happened?
20:59What kind of proof do you need?
21:01Huh.
21:02Sample.
21:05Kiss.
21:06Your husband.
21:08Huh?
21:09That's it?
21:11Yup.
21:12Oh, no.
21:14Huh.
21:15Huh.
21:16Huh.
21:17Huh.
21:17Huh.
21:18Huh.
21:18Huh.
21:18Huh.
21:18Huh.
21:18Huh.
21:26Do it.
21:28Do it.
21:29Huh.
21:30Do it.
21:33I don't know how many people are doing this.
21:35How do they do it?
21:38Do it.
21:40Do it.
21:40Do it.
21:40Oh, you're a big star.
21:41You're a big star.
21:45Do it.
21:47Are they really the people to tell this story?
21:49He knows what he's doing.
21:51He knows how to make him smash it.
21:53Mm.
21:55Mm.
22:03Come on.
22:04Come on.
22:04Come on, man.
22:06He has to do this.
22:08Citizen shit.
22:11I can do this.
22:12Huh.
22:12Do it.
22:13Do it.
22:15Do it.
22:40Do it.
22:42Anyone.
22:43He's like my younger bro.
22:44I don't want to see that shit.
22:45It's gross.
22:46I thought it was great.
22:47I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
22:49You were, you were like, you were like pale and you looked like you were gonna shit or vomit.
22:53It was like, it was real.
22:55Yeah, it was a little too real.
22:57Yeah, it was a little too real.
22:57Acting.
22:58Sure you weren't actually nervous?
23:00I mean, he is straight.
23:03Well, sexuality's the spectrum.
23:04I think everyone's a little gay.
23:06Yeah, right.
23:07Guy's crazy.
23:10Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
23:12That's, that's really good for the community, right?
23:15Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie and just go
23:20and work on yourself, you know?
23:22Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Just me, is doing this movie.
23:25If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
23:28Anyone as an actual queer person?
23:30You know I had to bend over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off?
23:34This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
23:36Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
23:39Seriously.
23:48Hey, look, I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
24:00Oh shit, what the fuck?
24:03Uh, yo, I spilled something up by a shirt.
24:05I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
24:07Bro, are you serious?
24:08Oh, are you serious?
24:09Oh, are you serious?
24:10Come on, come on, come on.
24:11Oh, chitri, come on, come on.
24:15Barely any budget, your clothes are my house.
24:19Sorry, man, I just, yeah.
24:31I don't know, man.
24:32Look, you sound fed up too.
24:33Why are you working in this industry?
24:34Why don't you go to Hollywood?
24:59I don't know, man.
25:00I'm like, I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man.
25:03Isn't that the whole point?
25:22You're born ready like me.
25:24You're born ready like me.
25:33You're lost.
25:34And here is time now.
26:00Okay, more than last trip to world,
26:02If you have any others,
26:03If you have any help,
26:05Your family?
26:06Yes.
26:07I'll take care of the hotel room.
26:09My wife is so quiet.
26:11We're coming down.
26:11Why not?
26:11I'm gone.
26:12Can you keep going?
26:12I'd like to put the house on the floor.
26:13Oh, no.
26:14It's okay.
26:14You're going to sit on the floor.
26:16Come, go.
26:18Oh.
26:19Where do you go?
26:20That's true.
26:21This is so quiet.
26:22I almost insisted.
26:23Come on.
26:25Come on.
26:26Come on.
26:27The front is on the front.
26:28Come on.
26:30Hi.
26:31Hi.
26:35Oh, my God.
26:36You're standing behind me.
26:41Yes, yes, yes.
26:42You're standing behind me.
26:45You're standing behind me.
26:48You're standing behind me.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:28Don't worry, man. I get it done. Don't worry.
27:31Yo, let me call you back.
27:33Yo, why didn't you change yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking, and, uh, I'm not gonna lie, man.
27:39I can't do this with you. I quit.
27:41What? Excuse fucking me?
27:43Bro, this shit changed like 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity. I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro. I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to fume my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
28:07I'm warning you. Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:11Yo, what have I found for you?
28:13You should be with this one in the next scene.
28:19Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
28:24And you? You're fired.
28:31You know what? I don't need you, Jismeet.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man, in a second.
28:41Yo, I quit here.
28:45I'm going Hollywood, baby.
28:48Jismeet, let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:51Let's go.
28:51Let's go.
28:53Let's go.
28:54Who's going to dress our star?
28:56Let's go, man.
28:57Let's go.
28:58Let's go.
28:59Let's go.
29:08Let's go.
29:36Let's go.
29:43.
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