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7 Days - Season 18 - Episode 05: Thursday March 19, 2026
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00:22Welcome to Lord Flight 7 Days, I'm your captain Jeremy Corbett and boy do I have a treat for
00:27all you fans of a good sesquicentennial it is our 450th episode we couldn't have done it without
00:33you at home for watching a nation of bloody legends and our legendary in-studio audience give
00:38yourselves a round of applause all right let's delve into the news of the week for the 450th time
00:46and meet the teams the leader of team one has had a good week actually on Tuesday
00:50search and rescue found a pair of missing hikers in his beard it's reese matthewson
00:56great week good news good result lovely to see you you do not look a day of a 449 episode
01:02thank you very powerful team one this evening he killed a man with his bear hands and she killed
01:07a bear with her man hands and the captain of team two is an o n z m which stands
01:16for ordinary new
01:17new zealand man putting the d h into a d h d it's die hamlet thank you very much i
01:27got a little badge
01:28as well saying o n z m and everything that's very flat that's very good now team two look at
01:34these two
01:34they're sort of like the odd couple cast in a movie where their friends die and they get custody of
01:40a
01:40baby just things to think about it's angela dromedy and chris barker
01:49our first game of f430 as we like to call it uh is newsmakers where i rip a clip from
01:54a big news
01:55story of the week and the panelists have to inform me which story it is from team one you're up
02:00first
02:00you're going to hear a new topical term i want you to tell me what it means yeah i think
02:04we've all
02:04learned in recent weeks of this new phrase crack spread uh which sounds rude crack spread that's
02:13like Nutella that's like crack yeah yeah i thought crack spread was what happens when you don't call
02:20novice for your windshield no this is very clearly uh based on the iran economic response down the
02:29bottom this is to do with oil we currently have 50 days worth of oil left 51 if we squeeze
02:35out brian
02:36tamaki's hair as i'm sure all of you at home know crack spread is the difference in price between a
02:42barrel of crude oil and the petrol refined from it it's in the news because we're running out of fuel
02:47may even have to revert to carless days the scheme from the 1970s so welcome to our fuel crisis i
02:53mean
02:54those people who've always said you know children are our most precious natural resource must be feeling
02:58pretty stupid right now i mean carless days sucks for commuters but it's absolutely devastating for
03:05tina from turners cyclists are just gonna feel really weird though like on a carless day they'll
03:14feel like how ducks feel the day after hunting season ends
03:22i do kind of like the idea though that like all the boy racers that would drive by and call
03:27me a
03:27homophobic slur have to do it from an e-bike now
03:34takes out a bit of the punch boys doesn't it
03:37it's good to see schools are pivoting i know in my son's school they're now teaching you
03:41how to siphon petrol from your neighbor's car it could just be an avondale thing but we're
03:49you know i think we're gonna be fine because i reckon it's gonna be just like when the fuel light
03:53comes on in your car like when the fuel reserves go we've got like 40 or 50k left i reckon
03:58you know we have carless days too but we just call it being poor
04:05you're not going to be surprised to hear this but i remember the carless days from the 1970s
04:10thank you
04:12um but you don't it's not all cars aren't off the road all the time you get a sticker different
04:17color for every day of the week and you have to put that on your car so we got a
04:20green sticker i think
04:21which meant we couldn't drive that car on tuesdays so luckily we had hundreds of cars so it wasn't
04:28so i'm a massive straighter hormones guy right what like like you know so what you know the
04:37straighter hormones right i'm a big man straight and homo straights of homo's where the the yeah
04:45all right all right i had a total of many that is not my name if anyone from the states
04:53is watching
04:53not my name i know it's not your name you've got a very similar vibe it's the bottle it's the
04:57bottleneck for all the chain of yeah supply what are you telling me i'm a massive straighter i know
05:01i was into it before everyone else oh really i was blocking that shit with a kayak and a shotgun
05:08way back in the day but what i don't understand is we've got planes when you fly the oil out
05:16i haven't thought of that have you i think uh the oil tankers can take about 120 million
05:22liters of fuel i don't know that your average airplane's gonna handle that yeah you don't know
05:28are you saying
05:33all right team two we're coming over to you why is this a newsmaker please have a look at this
05:37throw your phone in a lake throw it in the garbage get rid of it
05:41i think this is what happens if you've got a flip phone just chuck it
05:46okay why would you be chaffing your phone away spying on you hey you think so yeah i mean you're
05:51always thinking that people are listening in on you yeah no i'm a step um step ahead you know
05:55never use my government name what does it die well this is um paranoia around people thinking their
06:04phones are spying on them so she's obviously going the extreme chug it in the river yeah a new
06:08research suggests your phone is not actively listening to you uh as many people fear the
06:13reality even creepier it's tracking everything else you do and predicting which ads will appeal to you
06:19the most um for for me i think it's better to be safe than sorry i i assume my phone
06:24is listening
06:24uh when i talk to myself i put on a variety of different voices so at least my phone thinks
06:29i have
06:30friends you know it'll report back to the hq jeremy lots of friends all different nationalities
06:37some probably shouldn't be doing
06:44people are so paranoid about like their tech spying on them like lots of people put their like a little
06:48bit of tape over their laptop camera i don't do that because i actually perform better when i know
06:52being watched i try to unlock my phone in my face and it just suggested i go to turkey for
07:00gastric
07:00sleep
07:05wow if our phones are listening to us though i'd just like to get out ahead of the scandal and
07:09formally apologize to my phone that accent that i was doing by myself is actually a celebration of
07:15jamaican culture there's actually an amazing you have there's this amazing day when the algorithm
07:21works out that you're gay because it's sort of like it sort of susses you out like a sort of
07:26estranged auntie would where it's sort of just like what's going on with you chris and then one day
07:30it's like chris you're gay you might like these rainbow shorts with a built-in jock strap
07:42and i do i love them i'm wearing them right now i this is true i got recommended i started
07:48getting
07:48recommended like diabetes medication now i do not have diabetes you will
08:01there sounded like a threat what does she know yeah yeah i was talking to your phone about it
08:10oh that was a great round had both news and making love it uh for points uh team when you
08:15can have
08:15seven liam lawson's placing in the chinese grand prix and the sprint uh the race was won by 19 year
08:20old
08:20kimmy antonelli what were you doing when you're 19 eh uh team two 30 000 good score that's the
08:26prize money won by far north man harley ra derreeling in a 7.6 kg snapper the 90 mile beach
08:32snapper
08:32bonanza world's biggest surf casting festival which means the star goes to team two
08:43it is as mentioned our 450th episode so the team that gets the most stars this evening will win a
08:49wonderful prize and i'm very excited to present it to you especially this week i spent all night
08:53working on it have a look at that and go oh that is oh yes one cake with 450 candles
09:0023 million
09:01calories and it says everything about uh seven days i think yeah what what's the doll there's like a
09:08it's creepy why is there a doll one oh doll pineapples uh so you can take that light it up
09:14eat it freeze it use it for a doorstop whatever you do teams if you win tonight if you get
09:19enough
09:19stars all right time now for yes minister on seven days where politicians are encouraged to answer
09:23these guys hardball questions without giving us a yes or no this week all the way from the
09:28ikara or rafati electorate on the east coast please welcome kushla tangari manual
09:37welcome
09:38shut yourself down uh so your job to answer the questions but not use yes or no got it
09:44ka pai
09:45ka pai
09:47all right teams uh kushla you are the co-chair person of the parliamentary group for
09:52latin american and caribbean friendship is that right i am so would you say it's okay
09:57to do an accent as long as it's a celebration of jamaica
10:02that's not something i've partaken in
10:05i see that you're now the spokesperson for emergency management and natural hazards
10:11does this mean you're now responsible for the natural hazard that is david seymour
10:17nobody can take responsibility
10:23nobody nobody
10:25there's an unnatural hazard anyway
10:28um kushla la la that's the way that we rock when we're doing our thing
10:32kushla la la that's the la that we bring
10:36the refugees it's not always about you yeah i've got a question
10:39i was just opening it up with a sick rendition of the fugees
10:45i feel we're being sidetracked by the white man once again
10:52kushla is it true that if winston peters stays
10:56out after midnight he turns into a pouch of tobacco
11:00i couldn't possibly comment
11:03kushla kia ora um thank you thank you for your service
11:10my question is did you put a hyphen in your name uh just so that the people in your electorate
11:18that also has a hyphen in its name would succumb to some sort of subliminal
11:25wizardry and thus elect you
11:27the true answer is actually very very boring but you know there's no harm in spreading yourself
11:33across whakapapa when you when it comes to elections
11:39kushla is it true that shane jones is turning the beehive into a secret oil depot for mp
11:45i'm getting paranoid about all these new zealand first questions
11:49ironically they don't actually have new zealand first
11:54you used to be the ceo of nazi paro east coast rugby right correct so if politics doesn't work
11:59out do you reckon you could be a head coach of the all blacks is that an easier job someone
12:05actually
12:05asked me that um yeah it was me actually just now it was another comedian um actually rugby is
12:14a great preparation for politics uh if you look at the structure of new zealand rugby it's made up of
12:20provincial unions and clubs who you know their four constituencies who all want their best interests
12:27represented and there's a lot of quits with head injury
12:39is the future of new zealand hopeful absolutely the future of new zealand is hopeful and i see it
12:46every day um in the communities i serve throughout ikaroa rawhiti even though um we know that the cost
12:52of living is going crazy when i visit families and communities they have aspirations and plans for
12:59the future of the future of atiaroa and them and themselves
13:10sorry bunny duncan um hi just wondering i notice you're not wearing socks
13:20um did you ever used to buy uh red socks in your prior to getting into parliament
13:30and and do you now consider if not do you now consider red as a potential sock
13:37color when you're in your house stop shopping uh typically i wear socks okay
13:45just not they just wouldn't be a good look with these shoes
13:48uh oh yeah oh yeah yeah play you uh um you went to nata memorial college
13:54nata yes
13:58doesn't count but you're a head girl
14:02i was head girl that's a memorial college awesome i just wanted a yes
14:09sorry and with your uniform at
14:15college i'm just checking did you have to wear socks
14:20there were standard socks right and you were aware of
14:25i was okay that's all
14:30do you still work for tvnz as well as a as a reporter or i did do you do your
14:36mates go
14:36easy on you in press conferences they do not oh yeah in fact sometimes they can go
14:43and congratulations to our winning team team two congratulations
15:00you get a star team two time now for the burger fueled brain grill this week uh we're taking the
15:05delorean back to 2014. team one what is happening in this picture please 2014. oh this is the good
15:11old days and we had spare petrol for play
15:16is this wellington's first go at the bucket fountain
15:22this is an amniotic fluid gender reveal party
15:28tastes like a boy
15:32uh 2014 i'm gonna guess that this is ice bucket challenge or some
15:36boom yeah that was the als ice bucket challenge undertaken by millions of people across the world
15:41to raise money for motor neuron disease uh remember it myself someone nominated me to do that
15:45challenge unfortunately i was already doing the say no to stupid challenges challenge so
15:50couldn't do it all right let's take five you put your bathing costume on after the break we'll
15:54head off to club topikana here on seven days
16:07welcome back to seven days our prime minister flew to samoa this week but we can only afford
16:13the fuel to get to that screen over there for club topikana let's go play the steel drums
16:28yes club topikana as always brought to you by dull pineapples corby fact pineapples contain an
16:34enzyme called bromelain which is used to soften meat exactly what i need every time i see one of them
16:39sexy pineapples all right inside this gorgeous fruit uh none of my bodily fluids but a collection of
16:45topical tales i picked from the garden of news this week let's uh dig in i want to hear a
16:50little
16:50bit more about some of these okay weddings national mp mark mitchell is getting married
16:54congratulations mark it will be his fourth time doing so which is interesting i've never been to
16:58a fourth wedding before very much like to show me some scenes from a fourth wedding please
17:09gary gary this is gary he's a great priest hi gary how's it been how are the kids it's great
17:16to see
17:16you again yeah oh this is um sorry michelle stephanie michelle mike wendy dominic uh judith mike ju jenay
17:28i'm just so happy
17:34and i now pronounce you husband and wife and if you pass me your loyalty card i'll stamp it and
17:40your
17:41next one's free
17:46and if anyone here has any reason these two should not wed besides you three
18:05i'm an elderly granny by the way
18:14well well i'm not bothering learning this sluzz's name
18:31you may kiss the bride
18:48you may kiss the bride
18:59all right back to the pineapple we go for our next story um sticking with politicians crime minister
19:08crime minister
19:19take that
19:20take that
19:21crime minister
19:23the power is so woke
19:27now now poor lux is catching strays from the far right
19:40prime minister i should just said pm uh prime minister chris luxon visited samoa this week as
19:45mentioned was gifted the title of matai or samoa in chief that was work trip what would a vacation be
19:51like for an mp you know holiday give us some examples of politicians on island holidays please
19:59uh
20:00uh mr hipkins here's your uh eight bottles of sunscreen let's not get burnt twice in one week
20:11it gives me great pleasure to be the first european here
20:14oh
20:15oh that's a lot of coconuts
20:40so it feels weird coming from me um reese can you say it
20:47oh that's a lot of coconuts
20:51do it in a jamaican accent
21:01as a celebration of their culture
21:10telofa
21:13we're not we're not we're not in samoa judith this is bali
21:20potato potato
21:26uh excuse me excuse me did i just hear david seymour's on the snorkeling expedition
21:31can i book a spearfishing tour please
21:40i'm sorry young man you have to be 18 or over for the spa pool oh sorry simeon brown i'm
21:45so sorry
21:47you look so little in your ash vest
21:53oh darling those togs are far too small i can see a member of parliament
22:01checking in a reservation uh what i would say to you is that we uh may have a reservation but
22:08there
22:08are many new zealanders with or without reservations and we're doing our absolute
22:11best to ensure those reservations for kiwis who want reservations in terms of the practicalities
22:17look we haven't ruled anything out we haven't ruled anything out what the actual problem is
22:21we're dealing with the reservation problem from the last government
22:27oh and this hotel has a 35 approval rating which is good
22:34no need to change the hotel i think that's very popular 35
22:40that's 35 who believe in this hotel
22:46uh mr speaker i'd like to address the opposition
22:59so let's go to our next story um louis thoreau's documentary about the manosphere is making a few
23:04waves uh this week great film i'd like to see some examples of docos that didn't make such a splash
23:10teams if you'd be so kind show me some rejected documentaries please
23:16this is another docu-series on the mushroom murder trial
23:21but this time from the point of view of the mushrooms
23:30two men one kayak the gay of hormuz
23:42siphoning comedian's life force the secret to eternal youth a jeremy corbett story
23:52to all of new zealand i'm just the mad butcher
23:56but when i look in the mirror i'm the sad butcher
24:05dude where's my slippers 24 hours inside the wildest rest home in hamilton
24:15all right one more for you uh this week a hawk's bay pub celebrated celebrated
24:20jacinda ardern's new book by burning it well i've never heard of that happening before
24:24uh but it did intrigue me so i'd like to see some more examples of unlikely things to hear in
24:29a rural pub
24:33yeah good day just the one shandy thanks
24:39yeah sorry you reckon you could turn that sport down my mate's just opening up about his divorce
24:51oh
24:55oh
24:56oh
24:57oh
25:07i'm dave uh he they
25:16yeah
25:16yeah
25:16yeah
25:16yeah i've had a few i might not actually draw it
25:25all right all right everyone let's just start the night with a cut of kia
25:33so you know mate it's a d like jacinda not jacinta
25:42sorry to say that like uh akaroa there's a bit of oil in the water take a couple of mouthfuls
25:47because that stuff worth heaps play the steel drums everyone sit yourselves down
25:55i say things they're not always words or sentences
26:01all right uh very good topicana thank you teams uh team one you can have the amount paid at an
26:06auction for david gilmore's guitar used on several of pink floyd's best albums 24 million
26:11nz not bad for the black strat uh team two you can have 2200 that's the number of live ants
26:16a man
26:17was attempting to smuggle out of kenya oh bloody former carrier market ain't too tempting guitars
26:24beats ants star goes to team one
26:25all right uh team two your turn now for the burger fuel brain grill uh we're going back to
26:342014 as mentioned sneaker peek and tell me who is this person talking about you are incredible
26:40you are courageous you are hard working he's not talking to his box of viagra is he
26:49uh speaking to his supporters that's what he was doing that was then labor leader david cunliffe
26:53who valiantly led his party to a glorious silver medal in the 2014 election lowest election result in
26:59mmp history with 25 of the vote ow he was the 15th leader of the labor party and the 12th
27:05one called
27:05david uh all right let's all take five to towel off and regather meet here after the break for
27:10the cult classic my kid could draw that right here on seven days
27:23welcome back to seven days you you look good time now to whip out your felts and crayons for a
27:28round of
27:29my kid could draw that where creative children paint their best portraits of a news event
27:32for our critical comedians this week we're headed to matipo primary school on the teatatu peninsula
27:38thank you for having us matipo so let's see how the kids went team one you are first up what
27:43is your
27:43kid drawn here please my name is nadia and i go to matipo primary school and this is my picture
27:52great picture nadia right beautiful use of perspective cubist almost
27:57uh very textural very textural okay we're seeing i've seen some a fruit band
28:04uh seven seven days seven days is there so clearly a fan of the show
28:08we've got aisles we've got a supermarket a band is playing in the supermarket
28:14they are training fruit to play music in supermarkets
28:20yeah that's the answer yeah why not
28:24yeah because that would be nonsensical uh but let's check with nadia nadia what have you drawn
28:29please my picture is about supermarkets being the hottest new concert venue this is the band and
28:36they're all mexicans and they are all fruit well most of the fruits and an ice cream they're playing
28:43mexican music because they're mexicans and the name of the group is the fruity mexicans
28:49the strawberry is playing the maracas the supermarket is open seven days a week
28:55like the tv show what could be better than that and this is my picture
29:04you definitely win right there uh supermarket in delaware in the us has started putting on music
29:09gigs inside the supermarket to attract shoppers and apparently is working since introducing the
29:14scam customer numbers have nearly doubled wow it's a good idea i actually i saw dave dobbin
29:19performing at our supermarket once um except he was outside and asking for money
29:25i said you're good you should form a band with some other dudes
29:30the rest is history i mean to be fair the pack and save at mount alba already feels like a
29:36mosh bit you
29:36know like get out of my way bring out the rotisserie chickens i think that's a bad idea i wouldn't
29:43ever want to do a gig where there's throwable fruit within arm's reach i can imagine the music isn't
29:50talking about it though like going oh yeah yeah i got a couple of four squares coming out this week
29:56i'm a little bit nervous apparently the agent from uh fresh choice is going to be there
30:02who books that i'm just stoked because i don't currently hear enough 660 at the supermarket
30:13ethnic member of the band and they're like you have to play in the international aisle
30:19why is there like international tortillas and then like no normal tortillas
30:27like they're just both tortillas though just put them in the tortilla aisle all foods international if
30:32you're looking about it i would be into it though like a little loungy kind of bert baccarat
30:39yes bossa nova trio in the corner why don't you buy a little yang and then put it in your
30:47trolley
30:49yes and then you buy another yeah and then you got two yams
30:58i i got a countdown a lot i've never seen two employees that
31:11apparently they wanted to get kirk cobain but he used the self-checkout back in
31:21to do
31:21you could use our um you could use holograms couldn't you forget your favorite dip you can
31:25have you know tupac and save
31:32nwa but the nw stands for new world oh i love a new world with an attitude
31:40all right uh back to matapau primary team two it is your turn tell me what this kid has drawn
31:46please
31:46my name is ayla i go to matipo school and this is my picture
31:52it's a triptych so we're working in three things here common element sun and the hot air balloon
32:00but the middle ones are zooming oh my god there are people who've fallen out of the hot air balloon
32:06yes oh my god yeah i hope this isn't just a horrific air balloon accident that we're covering also i've
32:15just realized uh you may not see it but it says lick lick lick lick lick on the side here
32:19which is
32:20interesting interesting detail the thing you usually hear after people plummet from a
32:26and hit the ground and everyone's oh lick lick lick lick get a good licking in before those
32:33ambos arrive
32:39okay so anyway we've established it's not that so what's she carrying looks like kettlebells or something
32:46yeah and that first one carrying it in the second one yellow and red car and is that like a
32:52key and a
32:54missile on top of what's going on okay jeremy our wonderful artist has successfully drawn
33:02every news story
33:04and put it in this beautiful trip pitch yeah pretty confusing uh isla can you tell us please what you've
33:10drawn my picture is about people making butter while running in scene one a girl with bags of cream and
33:18salt strapped to her arms she's running through the dog park and there are dogs and rabbits looking at
33:23her because they like the smell of the cream and salt in the second scene the girl's running on the
33:28road
33:29as you can see the dogs and rabbits have kicked the two guys out of the hot air balloons now
33:34they're
33:34falling and screaming ah when she got home after all that effort she couldn't find the butter
33:42because all the animals found a way to steal it and now they're licking it if i was going to
33:47make
33:47butter i would steer clear of all dog parks and this is my picture
33:56i have to be honest i'll have more questions uh than answers uh burn and churn is the theme burn
34:05and churn a new trend where runners make butter by strapping heavy cream with a dash of salt onto
34:09their bodies while they run and apparently it actually works yeah finally though i can come home
34:14from a long run covered in butter and have an excuse so this is good for me in terms of
34:19creating dairy
34:20products while on a run i'll draw the line at milk and butter but as soon as you're making human
34:25cheese while running i want no part of it unless burn and churn is accurate like clean and jerk for
34:32instance you know it's a great example of why i do not have a les mills membership
34:40what what happened to good old butter tuning yeah like that you know you're getting a forearm workout
34:46you it's teaching your life skills have you found those you've seen those tibetan tibetan like yak
34:52butterers the ones that do the big turn the big one no mate you get on that algorithm you're never
35:00coming back i'll meet you on a very similar algorithm
35:07thanks to our incredible artists nadia and ayla and to matapool primary for having us give them a
35:11round of applause thank you uh for points uh you can have 16 team one that's the age of footballer
35:18max downman uh youngest ever scorer in the english premier league uh he netted one in arsenal's two
35:23zip win over everton team two you can have 213 record number of tries scored by alex johnston
35:30yes guy um it's just the whole aggression i know it was quite aggressive yeah but yeah alex
35:36johnston uh his record led to absolute pandemonium the uh the crowd stormed the field uh but that does
35:41mean that team two gets a star well done
35:45all righty i'm anchoring to watch some high quality ads uh you have a high quality break we'll
35:49be back soon with jeremy's special game on seven days
36:01welcome back you fine purveyors of fine television perfect timing for a spin of the world's favorite
36:06game jeremy's special game uh tonight we're playing charade the news already one of my favorites i'll give
36:12one person from each team a list of things inspired by a news story they must act out for their
36:17teammates
36:17to guess you'll get it all right this week the welsh rugby team won their first game in 1491 days
36:24yeah a mammoth achievement uh from a country who stole their name from an animal all right barney you'll
36:29be acting for team one and your category is places that are also things like wales and wales uh you've
36:35got your cards reese and brinley you'll be guessing your time are you ready barney uh okay starts now go
36:43that cape oh turkey turkey turkey good chili chili good
36:54intestines disemboweling disembowelment kill murder murder oh blood dying zombie oh god
37:05uh guts it's new zealand what it's new zealand i'll give you a clue new zealand oh hamilton
37:14moving on okay next one
37:17soap bath yeah well done perfume uh cologne yes experiment which potion brew cauldron
37:31coffee java oh little boy drinks coffee oh juice milk oh it goes crazy energy drink uh uh uh uh
37:41sugar hyper um
37:42um what's he what's he what's he putting in there rah-ro
37:46rah-ro again tea oh it's hot english breakfast oh salon um oh porcelain
37:59uh china china china's right
38:02and that is time
38:04almost a buzzer beater there
38:08well done team one
38:13you've got a wonderful six points great work uh barney very good acting all right uh it is over to
38:18you team two die you're up for team two there are your cards uh the 98th academy awards took place
38:26in los angeles this week your category is the oscars so the oscars that's what you're looking for team
38:31well barney that was controlled economical amount of movement you nailed it i'm gonna go for a more
38:38sort of power cable flailing on a wet pavement
38:42in short confusing all right die your time starts now oscars film a free willy um a whale rider
38:50yeah no see joe titanic yes running running oh marathon um hills and running running limitless
38:58i'm running because i'm on pills chariots of fire
39:03fishing and it fell over and he's running more because he's oh my god two minutes
39:10morris gump yeah
39:12chocolate
39:13huge breasts and a little waist and i'm a model and you better watch out because i've got a dog
39:20and i'm driving my dog legally blind driving miss daisy and get out get the keys out and having a
39:25barbeque
39:26um barbecue barbecue boobs barbeque barbie
39:35barbie
39:36um
39:40yeehaw
39:43rotten cowboy
39:44the ugly
39:45oh yeah yeah yeah yes yes uh uh pro bed mountain
39:55matrix yeah well done
39:59wow a box
40:00and that's up there
40:02oh um
40:0518.
40:06it's correct yes
40:08oh time
40:15wow
40:16you wouldn't believe it it is a tie six a piece what a pointless game
40:22i've got one more burger fuel brain grill for you at home this time uh have a have a look
40:26at
40:26this here it is here here's your one uh you can get a longer look at it up on our
40:30socials where
40:30you can enter your own caption to win some burger fuel of your own all right let's have one more
40:35break and when we come back we'll play captions and find out who's won my wonderful
40:39450 candle cake you'll be crazy to miss it
40:41oh welcome back for the last time this episode uh now we're going to find the winner with a couple
40:57of photos these guys need to caption it's a game called caption that team one you're up first
41:01what is the caption for this picture from the last seven days wow oh apartment for rent
41:07newly added third bedroom americans are running low on missiles
41:16bus driver regrets trying to work from home
41:21you know they always told me the venga bus would come
41:26but i didn't believe them until it was too late
41:30this is what happens when you don't say thank you driver
41:35the driver on the bus says close your eyes and call your parents
41:42oh this is the first draft of 9 11.
41:48oh yeah hey like i love what you're planning but buses can't fly
41:55there's something else that could fly but they're all busy transporting oil
42:01hey great example if we were transporting all oil
42:04by air there'd be no spare planes to fly in and we would have saved track
42:07so hey laugh about it mate
42:14you won't be surprised to hear that's an art installation of a bus crashing
42:17through an eighth floor wall it's based on the lyrics of a popular
42:20dao lang song in chong ching and that's in china well done all right team two your turn now caption
42:25this
42:26in world's first car flattened by cat
42:35um so i've attached an ai rendering for my insurance claim of what happened to my car
42:44don't worry timmy mr ruffles has gone to the big wilson car park in the sky
42:52a cat always lands on its fiat
43:00exactly there better not be my purr show
43:05the caption i was looking for a cat walks amongst tiny cars at a zoo in the park of miniatures
43:10in a town i can't pronounce in crimea another one for you team two caption this for me please
43:18pick it up pick it up pick it up the old bunny missus order from peaches and cream
43:21is this photographer says can you turn the mirror around so we don't have to see the side with the
43:31hole in it
43:36this world's smallest man has pickle for lunch
43:39is it um tall marrow tall marrow i love you tall marrow
43:49you're only a day away
43:54everyone here we go
43:56tall marrow i love you tall marrow you're only a day away
44:09give yourselves a round of applause then
44:14everybody that is a man competing in the giant vegetable competition at harrogate autumn flower
44:20show in england great round of picture words time to announce tonight's winning team let's go to the
44:25bar chart and add them up look at that congratulations team
44:34enjoy that cake 450th cake made from butter i've earned and churned myself congratulations
44:39thank you so much for watching we appreciate you
44:41and we appreciate our comedians please join me in thanking reese barney brinley
44:45diet and we'll see you in seven days we'll see you in seven days on seven days good night
44:55thanks joseph and doniam and if you don't have diabetes yet
45:00you will
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