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00:12I know this is dark, but I would love to do a show with dead people where we could ask
00:23them, what's the stupid way you died?
00:30Like, you totally regret.
00:32No.
00:33You know what I mean?
00:34Even Vader hates this idea.
00:36Yeah.
00:36So, like, after they're dead, you ask, like, what were you thinking, sort of?
00:39Yeah.
00:40Oh.
00:41Why'd you do that?
00:41Do you regret that?
00:42Of course they regret that.
00:44They're dead.
00:47Well, a lot of times it's not, like, your fault, you know?
00:50Like, you're thinking about.
00:52Yeah, but a lot of times it is.
00:52Okay.
00:53You do something stupid.
00:55You put a screwdriver in a socket to try and fix it, and the next thing you know.
00:59You know.
00:59Don't you think it could happen to anyone?
01:01You'd die of something stupid.
01:03Sure.
01:04Yeah.
01:05Yeah.
01:05No, like, listen.
01:07Like, I just was watching this tornado thing with Stella last night, and there was a part
01:12where these people went into, like, a yogurt shop, and they were like, we gotta take cover,
01:16and two of the people were like, I'm not dying in a yogurt shop, and they left.
01:22They're like, I'm not dying in a yogurt shop.
01:25That sounds so stupid.
01:26And they got out of there.
01:28I don't know if they died or not.
01:29Did they say that?
01:30Yeah, they did.
01:31That's hilarious.
01:32To the employees.
01:33Because it was a flamboyant man was trying to save everybody.
01:37He was like, oh my god!
01:38What?
01:38There's just a tornado!
01:41What's happening?
01:41There's a tornado!
01:42There's a tornado!
01:42It's coming!
01:43Everyone's gotta take cover!
01:45I know what you're talking about, Chuck.
01:46Those definitely weren't the smartest folks, though.
01:49Oh, well, no.
01:50No.
01:51But that would be something you would think about.
01:53Like, I don't want to die in a yogurt shop, you know?
01:55Yes!
01:56But that's the thing.
01:57But then you die outside, and you're like, that was stupid.
01:58I should have just stayed in the yogurt shop.
01:59And they're the first callers for the death show.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Well, that's true, but at the same time...
02:04I had that thought in...
02:05The rental car place.
02:06At the rental car place in New Orleans.
02:08Same thing!
02:08I was like, here comes...
02:09I'm gonna die in a budget rental car garage.
02:11And that's what these people were like, no.
02:14We're dying on our own two feet outside.
02:18We're taking on an F5 tornado on foot.
02:22Well, it's strange that this is National Mango Day.
02:27I have mango!
02:29Whoa!
02:31She's excited!
02:32What's going on?
02:32Do you have mango here?
02:33Yeah!
02:34What is going on?
02:35I brought mango.
02:36That's just pure coincidence, please.
02:38I have mango!
02:40I've never seen her that excited in the history of the show.
02:43Oh my god, she...
02:44That's the most excited she's been on this show.
02:48Yeah, on this show.
02:49It's like someone just gave her a new car.
02:51In a long time.
02:52That is, we just saw her, like, Price is Right reaction.
02:56I have mango!
02:59It's like she got to play Plinko or something.
03:01That is an amazing reaction.
03:03I don't know.
03:04What is...
03:04How is all this tying together, though?
03:06Okay, all right.
03:07Wait!
03:07Am I in trouble?
03:08Yes!
03:09No!
03:09I shouldn't eat mango?
03:10No, you're fine.
03:11Okay.
03:11But one woman, the stupid way she died, was picking mangoes out of her tree, climbed up.
03:18Yeah!
03:19Dead.
03:19Fall?
03:20Yes.
03:21See?
03:21Yeah, see.
03:22You never know.
03:23Love mangoes delicious.
03:24From her mango tree.
03:25I think the last thing she said was, I have mangoes!
03:29Oh!
03:30Yep.
03:33Yep.
03:34Somehow those mangoes ended up in a store in Michigan.
03:38And Lisa bought them.
03:39Dead lady mangoes.
03:40Yeah.
03:40Here's the story from NBC6.
03:44I want to show you the tree police said this woman was climbing.
03:47We'll go ahead and zoom in for you because we're down the street.
03:49The family, they want some privacy right now.
03:50But there is the tree.
03:52Earlier today, I talked with a man off camera.
03:55He says he's the woman's ex-husband.
03:56He just describes their mood and feeling right now as shocked.
04:00He says they're in shock.
04:01The people who live in this neighborhood describe this woman as nice.
04:06I believe one time, maybe when I was younger, I believe she...
04:09People in the neighborhood describe her as nice.
04:14Pretty nice.
04:15They're really pretty good.
04:17I don't know.
04:18I believe one time, maybe when I was younger, I believe she had some extra mangoes.
04:22She dropped by, just delivered some to neighbors here and there.
04:25And that was very sweet of her.
04:26This is a solid reminder that accidents do happen.
04:29So we're in the Grand Cay neighborhood off Miramar Parkway.
04:31Police say 56-year-old Lucretia Cardozo was climbing her mango tree and fell.
04:35Police believe a neighbor called 911 after finding her on the ground.
04:39Again, the family's inside the home, including police say the woman's teenage daughter.
04:44They do not want to speak.
04:46But the neighbors say this is a close-knit community.
04:49Several people described Cardozo, again, as a nice woman.
04:53And as you heard earlier, just a few moments ago, one man told me she would do things for her
04:59neighbors in the community.
05:01He also...
05:03She gave one guy a mango once.
05:05That's all they could figure out.
05:07That's all you need to do.
05:08One nice thing.
05:09That could have been me.
05:11I was up there on a ladder, leaned up against the tree.
05:13It really wasn't that stable.
05:14That could happen to anyone.
05:15You really have to be careful when you're doing something like that.
05:17Always make sure you're out there with someone.
05:19I was up there with my father, but even if something happened, he could have gotten a response on the
05:23scene quickly.
05:24Again, police describe what happened out here Monday as a tragedy.
05:2856-year-old Lucretia Cardozo.
05:32That's too high.
05:33Yeah, she had one of those.
05:35That ladder looked crazy.
05:37It looked precarious.
05:38That ladder...
05:39So, when I first got married, Patty had that ladder, I think.
05:43Extend a ladder, right?
05:44It's that extend a ladder.
05:46Like the guy on QVC fell from.
05:47The one that he fell from.
05:48That looks...
05:49No.
05:49We have one, too.
05:50They're not.
05:51I never use it.
05:52So, where is it leaning up again?
05:54It's way up.
05:56She just has it up against a branch way up there.
05:58That's it?
05:59That's it.
06:00You can tell.
06:01It's just up against a branch.
06:03It's not...
06:04Hire someone to go get your mangoes.
06:06She looks like she has a nice house.
06:07She could afford it.
06:08How much are you going to pay somebody?
06:09Hey, can you go up and get my mangoes?
06:11They're delicious.
06:11I get it, but...
06:13You know how you live?
06:15Buying them from the grocery store.
06:16That's true.
06:16Yeah, that is true.
06:17That's what I did.
06:18The National Mango Day.
06:20Oh, mango!
06:20It is my favorite fruit.
06:22There is a time when mango trees are kind of near the ground, right?
06:26That's why people just walk over and grab people's.
06:28This is like a full-ass tree.
06:31Yeah.
06:31At some point, the mangoes are off-limits on that tree.
06:35You know what I mean?
06:36That's a dumb way to die.
06:38Mind you, if I didn't have a lot of money and I didn't mind climbing, I could see, like,
06:43offering my mango service.
06:45There's got to be someone out there, like a homeless guy, that'll climb a tree and pull
06:49all your mangoes down, but he has to keep five of them.
06:51That's fine.
06:52That's fine.
06:52That's fine.
06:53Fair penalty.
06:54That's fine.
06:57I'll see you next time.
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