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00:05uh-oh another bitch is tripping and this pardon my drink is a hot or not get your math skills
00:17righty chuck he was furious he was dave during the commercial break was as intense and as paranoid
00:26as anyone could ever get i'm trying to get more information on this very little information
00:30on it now so that's my problem chuck am i in this yeah why not okay i don't know sometimes
00:37i send
00:38you them okay so i didn't know this i don't you know what it's gonna be real hard that was
00:44my
00:44problem how am i gonna do math if i don't have any details all right we won't use math on
00:51this one
00:51i'll go with feeling a troy missouri woman okay
00:59who falsely accused a man of rape falsely accused eyes got big there eyes got big i know it's crazy
01:11but false accusation she has been sentenced to six months in jail
01:20this case involves selena schoonover
01:27who eventually admitted to police that she made the whole thing up
01:35they were suspicious of her story and she finally confessed
01:43that's it huh she has just begun serving her jail sentence as of yesterday
01:50that's all i need this happened in troy missouri
01:54there's not a lot of i don't see anything on this here's how the troy missouri woman sentenced to jail
02:01here's how the math works on this one okay
02:05woman from troy missouri i'm thinking the top you could be from troy missouri is about a seven
02:13false rape minus five minus five that's the only other detail we have so uh she's a two at two
02:22at two
02:26yeah so far on the deductions false rape is the most i've ever had to sing deduct deduct at one
02:36time
02:36one time yeah false rape jason selena i don't know if i've ever seen a big selena
02:43but something's telling me that this is a big lady okay
02:50selena from mizzou
02:51i didn't know there was a troy mizzou
02:55nope
02:55uh i don't know just to play the game let's give her a four
03:00okay
03:00i don't know
03:02a chubbier but cute four
03:04i don't think she's cute
03:06oh no
03:08um maybe she's got a fat ass and that's what gives her a four
03:11okay
03:12but we won't be able to see your butt in this
03:14you never know
03:14you never know
03:16recap in here chuck says troy missouri instantly puts you no higher than a seven
03:20and you get five points taken off for false rape accusations
03:24yep
03:24lands a bit of two
03:26although jason has never seen a big selena
03:30he's giving this lady the benefit of the doubt
03:32i would say that the majority of selenas are big
03:37really
03:37i think there's only one hot latin selena
03:40i think there's one
03:40outside of that
03:41oh and there's two
03:42there's selena gomez
03:43okay
03:44and there's
03:45wasn't the singer
03:46yeah
03:46yeah
03:47there's a couple
03:47yeah so there's a couple of hot latin selenas
03:49can i change mine
03:51okay
03:52i'd like to make an amendment
03:53all right
03:54a one
03:56why
03:56no
03:57you don't get to change
03:58why would you change
04:00i just
04:01four is high hopes
04:02yeah
04:03and i don't know anything about
04:06troy missouri
04:07no
04:07no one does
04:08and uh
04:09those rape allegations
04:11are awfully
04:12when you hear it again
04:14i know
04:16minus five
04:17kudos to ryan
04:18i gave him this story like three minutes ago
04:20he got it up at daveandchuckthefreak.com
04:22you can go check it out there
04:24how did the boys do on their hot or not
04:27chuck with a two
04:28jason has to be stuck with a four
04:30please open the wrong one
04:33oh
04:33you should have been able to switch it to one
04:36well she's bigger
04:37yeah
04:38i was great about that
04:39you nailed that
04:40i'll tell you this
04:41there's no way she's a two
04:45you guys
04:46there's no way she's a two
04:48oh my god
04:49she's got a big stitch shirt on
04:51oh my god
04:51oh boy
04:52it's so bad
04:53oh man
04:54i think she still uses a pacifier
04:56she looks like that kind
04:57you know like those bigger girls
04:59who never grew up
05:01oh yeah
05:01i'm sure
05:02i don't know if she's all there
05:03but you think you'd then
05:05you
05:05you wouldn't go to jail
05:06if you were
05:07challenged
05:08guys
05:08i mean i hate to even just say this
05:10because it sounds so bad
05:11but
05:14for someone to come out
05:15and say
05:18oh yeah
05:19that was false rape
05:20100%
05:21false rape
05:21they knew
05:22without a shadow of a doubt
05:24there's no way
05:26that it happened
05:31there's no way it happened
05:32oh there's no
05:33yeah
05:33there's no way it happened
05:35you ain't banging big stitch
05:36uh-uh
05:37no you're not
05:38no one is
05:38and that was probably the threat
05:41bang me or i'll say
05:43oh my
05:43yeah
05:45or
05:45i could see it being
05:48you don't even really know this person
05:51you know what i mean
05:52i'm just on
05:54i'm on social media
05:55and the
05:57and she scrolls by your page
06:00do you know what
06:01that's
06:01that's how bad i think this is
06:03that you don't even have to really know her
06:06to have been wrapped up in
06:08in crazy times
06:11she's a disaster dude
06:13oh yeah
06:13that's a disaster
06:15you're looking at right there
06:16yeah
06:17hate to say it
06:18i hate to say it
06:19paywall
06:20so that's why
06:20it was hard to get
06:23information on it there
06:24but that is her
06:26she's not gonna do well in prison guys
06:30oh my god
06:31the bitches will have their way with her
06:33no they won't
06:34not like way
06:35not like sexual way
06:36like they will
06:37kill her
06:40okay
06:41what
06:42what
06:42what you got
06:44i found her
06:45but i i don't understand what's happening with one of these profile pictures
06:50is that
06:51that's intriguing
06:52long haired girl
06:53her
06:55long dark hair
06:56that's in like almost like a glamour shot
06:59you see what i'm seeing
07:00if dave
07:01dave
07:01when you went to the images
07:02it showed you
07:05no
07:06no
07:06oh okay
07:07no so i sent you
07:08i sent you
07:08oh my god no
07:10that would be
07:11so the first one
07:12that was a mind f
07:14it must have been hacked
07:16because who's
07:18that
07:19that's not her
07:20but if you go to her photos
07:21it is her
07:23she put
07:24go back to that
07:25what
07:26go
07:27go back to that
07:28and then go
07:29go back
07:30to her profile
07:31okay
07:32back
07:32and then scroll down
07:35where is
07:36no
07:37see you down there
07:40that's
07:40that's stitch right
07:41that's stitch
07:44that's stitch
07:45so what is she
07:47who's that
07:48an ai version of her
07:50yes
07:50i mean the head is placed on
07:52the head
07:52yeah
07:52look at that
07:53is that how she catfishes people
07:56i'm hooked
07:56like
07:57is that who she sends
07:58because this is really her
08:00this one
08:01oh my god
08:02that's her
08:03yeah that might be her catfish page
08:06gotta suck when your face is round enough to not fit in the mirror
08:12gotta get a wider mirror
08:14oh my god
08:16i'm not sure she's right
08:17no
08:18i think she is
08:19look at her friends
08:20can you look at her friends
08:21who is the bat
08:22i don't know
08:23what is her
08:24what is she saying in her face
08:26something babe
08:26oh
08:27is that up your alley chuck
08:28no
08:29i got your goth mommy right here
08:31oh my god
08:32your babe
08:33holy cow
08:34not your babe
08:35it is wild
08:36when you're
08:37oh my god
08:38when the bottom of your chin
08:40just turns into your chest
08:43is a wild look
08:45just a straight line
08:47chin to chest
08:50she's what you call
08:51revolting
08:52no i mean this is um
08:54this ain't great
08:55i mean i hope they never
08:56that's gotta be her mom
08:58oh no
08:59please don't ever take a photo like that
09:01oh my god
09:02oh you see where she got her face
09:03oh my god
09:04it's definitely family huh
09:06yeah
09:06you see they got matching chins
09:10oh man her chin's got like a little pillow to sit on at least
09:13yeah
09:14it's gonna get bigger
09:15mm
09:16mm-mm
09:17i wish i could have changed
09:18you have to check out
09:21this lady's mugshot for yourself
09:23today's hot or not
09:24is it daveandchuckthefreak.com
09:26please go see
09:26stitch
09:27please go see stitch
09:28whatever the overall
09:30i'm gonna remember her name
09:32i know
09:32well that's perfect
09:33yeah
09:34that's her name
09:35that was her name
09:36selena
09:37selena
09:38selena
09:39she single-handedly brings down the total number of selena hotness
09:44yeah
09:44at least one number herself
09:47was she named after the dead latin singer you think
09:51one million percent
09:52that's crazy
09:55chunky white chick
09:56from missouri
09:57i bet if you looked at the
09:59like her age
10:00and
10:00and when that went down
10:02pretty close
10:04well stitch goes to jail
10:06yeah
10:08and it's a wild story
10:09now you know i was rushing to get
10:12mm-hmm
10:13he was in a panic
10:14i was
10:15because
10:15he was in a panic
10:15all the info is behind a paywall
10:18and i was trying to get the info i needed
10:21only one newspaper there in troy missouri so
10:24stitch is gonna eat that jail out of honey buns and oh my god
10:28she's gonna be running that
10:29i feel like stitch ain't wearing a bra either
10:31no them low-hanging fruit
10:33low-hanging boulders going on there
10:36oh
10:37i just pictured her nipples
10:40why
10:41i just pictured her nipples
10:42because they're probably so bad
10:45huge areola
10:46oh my god
10:48what is wrong with your brain
10:50he's gone purple
10:51look his face has gone purple
10:52well think about it
10:54damn cialis watson
10:55i don't want to
10:55no not in a sexual way
10:57thank god
10:57sometimes the curse is a real win
11:00not sexually
11:02i cannot even
11:03how can you think of ariel as non-sexually
11:04because they're gross
11:06do you think them are big
11:07i think they're big and hairy
11:09do you think them are big
11:10hairy
11:12okay
11:13stitch
11:13oh man
11:14stitch
11:15i gotta stop thinking about stitches
11:18nipples
11:18nipples
11:19i know
11:20go check out stitch at
11:21daveandcheckthefreak.com
11:22whoa
11:22you'll see it there
11:25we'll let him calm down
11:26yeah shocking reveal
11:27yeah
11:28wow
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