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00:05In the far reaches of outer space, Rocket Robin Hood and Will Scarlett come to the end of a non
00:10-successful hunting expedition
00:12on the rugged, desolate surface of an uncharted asteroid.
00:16I'm afraid we won't find much in the way of gaming this for some place, Will.
00:19I agree. We've nothing around here to shoot at but each other.
00:22Hold on there, you varmints. Reach for the sky, for a pump you're full of lead.
00:28Reach for what?
00:30I think he said the sky.
00:31Reach, I says, and when I says reach, you reach as if you want to stay healthy.
00:36Oh, well.
00:37That's better. Now, talk fast. Who are you? What are you doing here?
00:41What are you doing with them bows and arrows? What are you? A couple of engines?
00:45Just a moment now, Fran. Before we answer your questions, I think you ought to introduce yourself.
00:50Introduce myself, eh?
00:52All right, tenderfoot. Jesse James is the handle.
00:56The toughest, meanest, straightest shooting outlaw ever to saddle a drunk.
01:01Jesse James?
01:03The name strikes fear to your heart, don't it, boy?
01:07Jesse James. Jesse James.
01:09Oh, yes, Jesse James, the ancient earthling outlaw.
01:13Then this eyesore must be his direct descendant.
01:16You betcha.
01:17The end of a long line at Jesse's.
01:20And the roughest of the lot.
01:22The fastest gun in the western hemisphere.
01:25Fastest gun, you say?
01:27Well, my friend Robin here happens to be the fastest bow in the universe.
01:31Fastest bow?
01:33Phooy.
01:39Well, there ain't no call to get nasty about it.
01:41Of course not, Mr. James. I just thought you might like a demonstration.
01:45After all, we are in the same line of work.
01:47Same line of...
01:48You mean, you fellas have lost, too?
01:52Certainly.
01:53We make a habit of taking from the rich and giving to the poor.
01:56Steal from the rich and give to the poor.
01:59That ain't the way you do it at all.
02:01You steal from the rich and you keep it.
02:04That's what you do.
02:05By the dilapidated looks of you, Mr. James, you're not doing too well.
02:09Oh, well, you see, oh, shucks, I just ain't no good at it, that's all.
02:18I'm a disgrace to the name Jesse James.
02:21Oh, come now, Mr. James.
02:23Surely if you applied yourself.
02:25No, no, I couldn't rob a piggy bank.
02:28Well, you're just going through a run of bad luck.
02:30Have another go at it.
02:32You think so?
02:33Of course.
02:34In fact, your fortunes may even change today.
02:38Hey, the interplanetary stagecoach is due along here within the hour.
02:42A stagecoach, you say?
02:44By thunder, a stagecoach.
02:46It'll be just like old times.
02:49I'll do it.
02:50Ha-ha, bravo.
02:51Well, we must be on our way.
02:53All right, coyotes.
02:56See you later.
02:57I've got to practice my draw.
02:59That's it, Mr. James.
03:00Practice makes perfect.
03:01Come, Will.
03:02We have to go find a stagecoach in a hurry.
03:05I was afraid you were going to say that.
03:10Well, that does it.
03:12Tombstone stage.
03:14What does it mean?
03:15I don't know.
03:16But I seem to recall reading it in a volume of ancient earth history.
03:19You know, Robin, it's been my experience that your sense of humor, however entertaining,
03:24usually gets us into trouble.
03:26Nonsense.
03:26This has nothing to do with my sense of humor.
03:29We're merely doing a good deed for a fellow outlaw.
03:31The poor man's confidence needs a boost.
03:34And why the not-guard uniform?
03:36Oh, I just thought since we're to be the villains in this piece, we might as well dress the part.
03:39Here's yours.
03:47Easy there, old Pete.
03:48You'll be riding pretty soon now.
03:51What's that?
03:53What's with the stage?
03:54There she is.
03:56It's a...
03:57Well, that'll be sat in cactus.
04:00They need some fancy stagecoach.
04:02And, Prince John, this is an unnamed asteroid which just moved into this orbit.
04:07It doesn't look like much, but there is the possibility of vast mineral deposits.
04:12I compliment you on a thorough inspection tour, Sheriff.
04:16Come on, partner.
04:18Let's go get him.
04:22What is that object on the radar screen?
04:25I don't know.
04:26But whatever it is, it's coming straight at us.
04:28Battle stations.
04:29All alert.
04:30Battle stations.
04:33Come on, mate.
04:35Oh, buddy.
04:36Come on, horse.
04:37Atta boy.
04:38Whoa there.
04:40Pull up, you mavericks.
04:41This is a hold-up.
04:44Whatever it is, the silly-looking thing is attacking us.
04:47Yahoo!
04:48Giddy-up.
04:48Playing Jesse James.
04:50Rides again.
04:52Range 140.
04:54Fire!
04:58What in the name of Wyatt Earp was that?
05:02I bet they got Bill Hickok riding shotgun.
05:13Page, let's ski-daddle out of here.
05:18What shoddy marksmanship is appalling.
05:20I, uh, I've got him zeroed in this time, Prince John.
05:27Range 050.
05:28Oh, come on, horse.
05:30Get me out of here.
05:32Fire!
05:34Is this the end of Jesse James' comeback as an outlaw?
05:37As Will Scarlet warned us, Rocket Robin's sense of humor often leads to trouble.
05:45Jesse James, the bumbling outlaw, tried to hold up Prince John's royal spaceship.
05:50It wasn't a good idea.
05:52Prince John has no sense of humor.
06:05That takes care of him.
06:07Go down and see if you can find him.
06:09If he can still talk, I'd like to find out what the old fool was up to.
06:14According to my calculations, he should have come down right about here.
06:19Ah, yes, there's the wreckage of that stupid-looking spacecraft he was riding.
06:24But where is he?
06:25I'm up here, you bush-wagon bunch of saddle-traps.
06:28And it's lucky for you that I am, too.
06:30If I could get my hands on you.
06:32The man wants to get down.
06:34Oblige him.
06:40On your feet, you space flea!
06:42How dare you remain seated in the presence of the sheriff?
06:45Sheriff?
06:46Did you say sheriff?
06:47I did.
06:47Well, sheriff, it looks like you finally caught up with me.
06:53Finally caught up with you?
06:54I don't even know your name.
06:56You don't even know.
06:58When was the last time you was in a post office, man?
07:00What is this idiot talking about?
07:02My picture splashed all over every post office in the universe.
07:07Take him back to the castle for questioning.
07:10Well, this is the right place.
07:12I wonder where our desperado is.
07:15Look, Robert.
07:16That looks like the ruins of that space steed of his.
07:20Oh, we'd better get a closer look.
07:28Now, who would want to do a thing like that?
07:30And where is Jesse James?
07:33Hmm.
07:34Will, this asteroid isn't on the regular Knot patrol run, is it?
07:37No, but I imagine they conduct occasional inspection tours.
07:41Why do you ask?
07:42Now, suppose a Knot ship happened along before we got back.
07:45Jesse James might naturally have assumed it to be the stagecoach and...
07:49And attack it.
07:50If that's true, it's a wonder he isn't lying here with his trusty steed.
07:53They might have taken him prisoner.
07:55We'd better conduct our own inspection tour at Knot Castle.
07:59All right, now.
08:00Who is this muttly scavenger?
08:03He calls himself Jesse James, sire, from the planet Earth.
08:07Don't try to fool me.
08:08You dry gulch me for the reward.
08:11Reward?
08:11What reward?
08:13Ain't you never seen none of them posters with my picture on it?
08:16What, it's Jesse James dead or a...
08:20What am I saying?
08:21You've put us to a great deal of trouble, little man, so we'll check on your story.
08:25And if there is not a handsome reward,
08:28indeed you'll find yourself a guest of honor at your own execution.
08:31Take him to the dungeon.
08:34Now, where do you suggest we begin our search for Jesse James?
08:37It appears we don't have to.
08:38Here he comes now.
08:40Now, now, you've done it, Jesse.
08:42You come up with that reward story just once too often.
08:46Doesn't appear to be very happy, does he?
08:48Prince John and the sheriff often affect people that way.
08:51I think it's time for the changing of the guard.
08:53You take the right, I'll take the left.
08:55Yes, honor at my own execution.
08:57I tell you, that prince fella's got some sense of humor.
09:01He's real funny, he is.
09:08I tell you, this here old law business isn't enough to drive a man to sarsaparilla.
09:11Calm yourself, Mr. James.
09:13You're among friends once again.
09:15What?
09:15Well, you two again.
09:18Well, of all the conniving bullcats I ever rode with,
09:21telling me you was outlawed and there ain't no honor among thieves no more, that's what.
09:25Now, don't let the uniforms fool you.
09:27We could hardly walk around here in our usual sporty attire.
09:30They'd have us in the dungeon before you could execute that lightning-fast draw of yours.
09:33Yeah, I guess that's right, then.
09:36Where are we going now?
09:37Well, if all goes well, we're going to borrow one of the sheriff's rocket ships
09:40and exit as quickly as possible.
09:41There's a good idea.
09:43Hmm, that's strange.
09:47They're taking him to the runway instead of the dungeon.
09:50Who's taking whom to the runway?
09:52The two guards.
09:53They're taking the prisoner to a space rocket.
09:56They're getting on board.
10:00You fool you!
10:02They're obviously not guards.
10:03They're spies helping him escape.
10:05After them.
10:07Yes, Your Excellency, right away.
10:09Call out the guard.
10:10Prepare to launch space fortress.
10:23Now, that wasn't hard, was it, Mr. James?
10:26Sure, it ain't hard, but it sure is hair-raising.
10:30They're sending a space fortress out to us.
10:32We should be able to outrun them in this ship.
10:34The posse's on our trail.
10:51I really wish you hadn't done that, Mr. James.
10:54You just destroyed our rear-view monitor as well as our fuel tank.
10:57We couldn't outrun Friar Tuck in this condition.
11:00I suppose not.
11:01It looks as though we'll be going back to the castle
11:04as the sheriff's guests.
11:16Having been captured by the wicked sheriff's posse,
11:20can Robin and Will possibly hope to avoid joining Jesse James
11:23at the execution ceremonies?
11:29With a single shot,
11:31Jesse James has put a speeding rocket ship out of commission.
11:35Unfortunately, he, Will, and Robin were in it at the time,
11:39thus placing them at the mercy of the sheriff.
11:52I trust you'll be comfortable here.
11:55You'll want to be well-rested for tomorrow's festivities.
11:58I'm in your debt, Rocket Robin Hood.
12:00Tomorrow's highlight was to be the routine execution of this mangy vagrant.
12:05Now you've come along to add two star names to the bill.
12:08I'm sure it will be standing room only.
12:10And the proceeds go to Prince John's favorite charity,
12:13Prince John.
12:14I'm curious to see how witty you are when you face the executioner.
12:17Oh, I imagine we'll manage to keep him entertained.
12:19Unless, of course, we cancel the performance.
12:23If these prisoners are not delivered to the executioner promptly in the morning,
12:27you three will take their place.
12:29Yes, of course, Your Excellency.
12:32Did you hear what he said?
12:34Did you hear him?
12:35If you two allow anything to happen and get us executed,
12:37I'll see that you live to regret it.
12:39Oh, what am I talking about?
12:44Will, why don't we pass the time with a few rounds of Spaceman?
12:47Excellent idea, Robin.
12:51Mercury, Mercury, old Spaceman,
12:53he'll blast out as fast, as fast as he can.
13:01Mercury, Mercury, old Spaceman,
13:03he'll blast out as fast, as fast as he can.
13:17Thank you.
13:18I never tire of that game.
13:22Come along, Mr. James.
13:29This fellow doesn't deserve to be a colonel.
13:37This is the surest way out of here.
13:39And what are we waiting for?
13:41This moosey.
13:41Not just yet, Mr. James.
13:43We have some important business to attend to.
13:45Important business?
13:46Much more important than getting out of here in one piece.
13:48If you'll just keep your eye on the exit, Mr. James,
13:50we'll be with you in just a few minutes.
13:54Signal us if anyone happens along.
13:57Nice fellers, but flightier than a herd of buffalo.
14:07Well, there's the vault.
14:09Now, there's just 12 inches of magnetic steel
14:12between us and the crown jewels.
14:13What do you suggest?
14:14Now that you're a colonel,
14:16I suggest you cede your slovenly troops
14:17while I ceded the jewels.
14:19You're absolutely right.
14:21Those two are a disgrace to the uniform.
14:23What in the name of Neptune is this?
14:25Of all the bedraggled, lazy, poor excuses
14:28by guardsmen I've ever seen you two
14:29are the worst of the lot.
14:30Look at you.
14:31You haven't got a back bone between you.
14:33Look at that uniform.
14:34A disgrace.
14:34You're not fit to wear it.
14:36About time we got some discipline around here.
14:40Base front.
14:41Tight end.
14:42Cut.
14:44I don't want either of you to move a muscle
14:46until you're relieved of duty
14:47or you'll answer to me.
14:48That is all.
14:54Please control yourself, Mr. James.
14:56Such enthusiasm could attract attention.
14:58What do you mean sneaking up on a feather
15:00like a pair of prairie dogs?
15:01I apologize, of course,
15:03but we could hardly go clomping through the halls
15:04at this late hour.
15:05The guardsmen need their sleep.
15:07I think it might be a good idea
15:09to continue this fascinating chat later.
15:11We still have some escaping to do, you know.
15:13That's right.
15:13It slipped my mind.
15:15Come along, Mr. James.
15:21What do you think?
15:23No.
15:23Oh, this bucket has seen better years.
15:26I'll bet he couldn't pull better
15:28than a Force 12 metro cycle with a tailwind.
15:30Now, let's shove around a bit.
15:32What's the matter with you?
15:33Let's jump in this thing
15:34and high tail it out of here.
15:36Patience, Mr. James.
15:37If there's one thing Will knows,
15:38it's spaceships.
15:39There's the one we want.
15:42What do you blame?
15:43Fool.
15:44There's somebody in it.
15:45If we ask nicely,
15:46I'm sure he'll let us have it.
15:48I've never seen such a pair
15:50of rattle-brained sick-headed.
16:14Right this way, Mr.
16:16Why, you crafty old fox!
16:19Huh?
16:19What?
16:20Will, do you know what this man has done?
16:22He somehow managed to pilfer
16:23a sack full of crown jewels.
16:25No.
16:27I don't believe it.
16:30Oh, now there is a real outlaw for you.
16:33How I envy you, Mr. James.
16:35Such great wealth.
16:37And such excitement.
16:38Just think of the adventurous years ahead,
16:40Mr. James,
16:40with the knock guardsmen
16:41on your heels every minute.
16:43On my heels?
16:45Tell me, Sonny,
16:46how does he feel about rocket ships?
16:49Oh, this?
16:50You'll never miss it.
16:50I tell you what.
16:51You keep the jewels.
16:53I'll take the ship.
16:54But, Mr. James,
16:55where are you going?
16:56Straight.
16:56That's where I'm going.
16:58I aim to leave this yard
16:59outlawing business
17:00to brainless young localese
17:02like you.
17:03Adios!
17:13We're Robin's men.
17:16We rule the sky.
17:18So raise your voices.
17:21Raise them high.
17:23For rocket rocket ship.