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مسلسل Not Dead Yet مترجم - Episode 2
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00:00Good morning. One for you.
00:03One for me.
00:04What is a very large coffee?
00:06It's actually 13 shots of espresso.
00:09It's been rough.
00:10I'm having a hard time not bringing work home with me.
00:12Have you had your carbon monoxide monitor checked?
00:15I smell gas.
00:17Yeah? Are you afraid you're going to die more?
00:19And what do you know about robotics?
00:21Fun fact, the word robot comes from the Czech word robota,
00:25which means forced labor.
00:27At least one of us doesn't have to worry about heart disease.
00:31For now.
00:35I just don't think writing obituaries is good for my head.
00:39Ugh, I totally get it.
00:41Yeah.
00:41No, I don't. I'm sorry. I love my job.
00:43Don't be sorry that you're the lifestyle editor
00:45and you have this massive office with light and oxygen and dignity.
00:50Also, be glad you don't have the weird intern
00:52just following you around, glaring at you.
00:55Oh, yeah, Mason.
00:56He thinks he's better than everyone just because he went to Dartmouth.
00:59Pretty confident for a guy that gets dropped off by his mom every morning.
01:03His generation ever got bullied in high school?
01:05They're invincible.
01:24Hey. Hi. I'm, uh...
01:26The other intern who I would delight in defeating.
01:29Um, okay. Um, but I'm not an intern.
01:31Then why'd they give you my office?
01:33The storage closet?
01:34Yes, intern.
01:35Must be because you're, like, 25 years older than me and they felt bad for you.
01:39You do know I get paid to work here.
01:41Doesn't mean you can steal my closet.
01:43The battle of the interns is on.
01:46Only one can survive.
01:47Again, I'm not a...
01:48Oh, never mind.
01:59I wish I loved anything as much as Tina loves salads.
02:03You have two children.
02:06Stop the presses!
02:08Stop the presses!
02:09Does she know that's not a real thing anymore?
02:11But she says that it usually means that her dad has called and the numbers aren't good.
02:14I just got off the phone with my father and the numbers for the paper are not good.
02:19That is creepy you speak, Lexi.
02:21Readership is down.
02:23We need to find a way to get eyeballs on us.
02:25We need that clickety-clickety-buzz-buzz.
02:27Hmm.
02:27Topical stories that are socially relevant.
02:29You!
02:30You're young.
02:31What drugs are you on?
02:32We could write about that.
02:33Claritin and an asthma inhaler.
02:35As needed.
02:36Yeah, well, that's going to change, okay?
02:38We'll do an expose.
02:39We're going to enroll you at Euphoria High School.
02:40Somebody wire this kid up!
02:41Hey, Lexi, Lexi.
02:42Babe, remember, Euphoria High School is not a real high school.
02:45Oh, right.
02:47The point is, we need better news, okay?
02:51And good stories can come from anywhere.
02:53Tina, leave the salad alone!
02:55Come on, who's got something?
02:57Please don't look at me into the shadows.
02:59I'd like a chance to pitch.
03:00Oh, no.
03:01I need young and relatable.
03:03You write about old and dead.
03:06Ouch.
03:07Unless I translate to something else.
03:09It doesn't.
03:10Ouch.
03:13Knock, knock.
03:15Wow.
03:17Wow.
03:17This is still depressing.
03:19So you want to tell Lexi I can do more than write obituaries and end my nightmare?
03:22Girl, you know I would if I could, but I can't.
03:25But cheer up.
03:26I have a little something special for you.
03:28A better smell for my office?
03:30No.
03:30That's in the walls.
03:32Yeah.
03:32I have your next assignment.
03:35Motivational speaker.
03:36Jane Marvel from her series Unleashing Your Inner Tiger.
03:41This helped me come out to my dad.
03:43Hmm.
03:43Although I think I got some of the jargon wrong because he thought I was joining the Marines.
03:49Anyway.
03:50Happy obit writing.
03:53Elevate your confidence and become a majestic tiger in 36 powerful steps.
03:59Jane Marvel.
04:01Hello, tiger.
04:03Who's ready to get the success they want and want the success they get?
04:10Oh, boy.
04:11Okay.
04:12So, what are you?
04:13Are you my spiritual advisor?
04:15Esta mañana, Vicky.
04:16Are you an angel?
04:17Keep it real, Vernon.
04:18Maybe I'm the angel.
04:19That makes more sense.
04:21Good luck with that MRI, Serena.
04:23Nope.
04:24I've had it with you, ghost.
04:25You are not coming with me.
04:26Ghost.
04:28Oh.
04:28Whoa.
04:29Well, that's a perk.
04:32What's next?
04:33Look, lady, this is how this is going to go.
04:35You'll follow me around, annoying me for a day or two until I write your obituary.
04:38They'll print it in the back of the paper where no one will read it.
04:41I'll have a mild panic attack about my life, and then you'll move on.
04:43I've been in weird response.
04:45Luckily for me, I've recently made a friend who owns a wine bar, so I'm going to go there,
04:49start at Chardonnay, and work my way to Zinfandel.
04:52Ah.
04:54There you go.
04:55Cricket, I love your place.
04:58Aw.
04:58It's beautiful.
05:00It's got you, it's got ambiance, it's got alcohol.
05:04You know, Monty and I met wine tasting in Spain.
05:07We always dreamed of opening our own place.
05:11We did, he died, and here I am.
05:14How are you holding up?
05:16I'm all right.
05:17Yeah.
05:17All of our customers have been so kind and loving.
05:21That's sweet.
05:23Girl, it is getting on my nerves.
05:25What?
05:25No, I appreciate the sympathy.
05:28I do, but I just wish people would stop tiptoeing around me, you know, and just be real.
05:33I can't believe you did then, wouldn't we?
05:34Thank you all so much for coming.
05:37Oh, we're very sorry for your loss.
05:39Just know that grief comes in waves.
05:46Oh, damn it, Nell.
05:48Oh, not you, too.
05:50It's a lovely metaphor.
05:52Grievous like the sea.
05:53Yeah.
05:54Whatever, Cricket.
06:03Rise and shine.
06:06No!
06:08God!
06:08Oh.
06:09Before I am sent to that jungle in the sky, I have decided to make you my last disciple.
06:15No, thanks.
06:16I'm good.
06:17We did not get up to give up.
06:19Your work habitat was pretty bleak, so I'm hoping your home life is better.
06:23Oh!
06:23Yes, Peloton.
06:25Ha ha.
06:25Do not underestimate the power of exercise in the jungle.
06:29Do you know that the panther travels 20 miles per day doing a zigzag pattern?
06:34Do panthers eat fruit loops?
06:37Good morning, Nell.
06:39Good, you're married.
06:40We can skip ahead to disc three.
06:42Reminder, we made a deal that you were going to walk Arthur by 8 a.m. if you're going to
06:45live here.
06:46An adult roommate.
06:48That tracks.
06:49I'm glad you brought up the rules.
06:50I'd like to make an amendment to move the Peloton out of the dining area so that we can
06:54do a proper kitchen table.
06:56Why?
06:57There's plenty of places you could eat.
06:58Eat in your bedroom.
06:59Or you could eat on the couch if you put a blanket down.
07:01You could even eat in the bathroom if you're a monster.
07:03Or the breakfast bar if it wasn't so covered in your weird little piles.
07:06No, these are important legal briefs, okay?
07:08I'm working on a case.
07:10Don't put the bowl on the handles, please.
07:11My job is important, too, but you don't see me hogging up all the eating area.
07:15Really?
07:15Are you trying to block construction of a minor league baseball stadium on a marsh that's
07:19home to the endangered southwestern willow flycatcher, which controls insect population
07:23around waterways and wetlands?
07:25I could if I wanted to.
07:26Nell, I'm trying to save something that's alive.
07:28I'm not writing book reports about dead people.
07:30All right, have a nice day.
07:32Mm-hmm.
07:33Are you really going to let that tall piece of broccoli walk all over you like that?
07:37I'm not letting him walk all over me.
07:39He's on the spectrum, and honesty is part of his personality.
07:42I want to share TikTok about it.
07:46Hey!
07:47Hey!
07:48I got us salads, huh?
07:49I thought we could have lunch in your luxurious office.
07:51I really wish I could, but Lexi scheduled a pitch meeting with all the editors, and she
07:55had some lobster flown in.
07:57She thinks that expensive food will really motivate people.
07:59And it does, but I'll sneak you some lobster, okay?
08:05Euphoria kid!
08:06You're coming too!
08:07A nickname already.
08:08Oh!
08:09Sam, these pets are fabulous.
08:10Come in!
08:11The intern is going?
08:12This is an intern!
08:15Ugh!
08:17Looks like you're stuck in the bullpen with the salad eaters.
08:22I can't believe Mason got invited.
08:24Cheers, everybody!
08:26When I started at the paper, I had so much momentum.
08:29God, if I hadn't moved to London with Philip, I could have been in there, too.
08:33I'll say to you what I said to Dermot Mulrooney.
08:38Doesn't matter that you could have, because you didn't.
08:41Dermot and I are on different paths.
08:44Oh, I...
08:46I...
08:49And by the way, I am getting really tired of listening to dead people.
08:52Then do something about it.
08:54Oh, come on.
08:55You heard Lexi.
08:56She isn't interested in my ideas.
08:58Do you think that the tiger just waits for a chubby baby to come wandering into the jungle?
09:05No!
09:06Of course not!
09:07It saunters into the villages and it snatches one from the mother's teat.
09:14Well, you know, when I heard about the case that Edward was working on about saving the
09:20Southwestern Flycatcher, I immediately thought that it would make a great feature.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Write the article.
09:27It's a win-win-win.
09:29You get a new job, I get my last triumph, and you don't have to hang out with ghosts anymore.
09:39Screw it.
09:41Jane, make me a tiger.
09:45Okay, this will be good.
09:46You know, it's been a while since I've done some meaningful writing.
09:50I can do this, right?
09:51I can do this, right?
09:52If I wasn't a ghost, I'd smack you across the face.
09:56You just need a boost.
09:58Hit play.
09:59Okay.
10:01The jungle.
10:03Nature's proving ground.
10:04Kill or be killed.
10:06What is your jungle?
10:07Could it be your office?
10:09Your bedroom?
10:10Your church?
10:11Okay, wait.
10:12How long is this?
10:13Seventeen and a half mind-blowing hours.
10:16I don't have time for this.
10:18I'll just give you the broad strokes.
10:20Step one.
10:21Dreams are just wishes.
10:23Set a goal and do the work.
10:26Step eight.
10:27A no is just a yes.
10:29That doesn't know it yet.
10:30Councilman, I'll ask again.
10:32How much of the city's tax credit is going to fund the stadium?
10:37I can't work like this.
10:40We're going to score some coke.
10:42Oh, I was talking about my workspace.
10:44Oh, huh.
10:45Don't move.
10:46Huh.
10:47Why are there more screws than holes?
10:52Step seventeen.
10:53When you feel small, make yourself big.
10:57Ooh, do you have any thick maxi pads?
11:00I don't see how that's even up.
11:01I knew it.
11:02Go get them.
11:04Huh?
11:06Congratulations.
11:08You can move on to disc two.
11:14What's happening?
11:16I'm writing an article about your case.
11:18Well, the Southwestern Willow Flycatcher thanks you, but why the hell did you move my bike?
11:22Because I live here, too.
11:24And if you can have a stupid bike that doesn't go anywhere, I can have a flerskader that I get
11:29to eat breakfast on.
11:30It's difficult having a conversation with you when you look like three kids stacked on top of each other, trying
11:34to sneak into an R-rated movie.
11:38You know disc one now would just take your honesty crap?
11:41Well, I'm going to be honest with you.
11:43You have too many dumb rules and unreasonable expectations, and you are super annoying to live with.
11:51Noted.
11:52Oh.
11:55Well done.
11:57And now, it's time for the final step.
12:00Exploit all your resources.
12:06I mean, this is a very bold choice for a Wednesday.
12:10I'm trying a thing.
12:11You're trying something.
12:13Hello.
12:14Ricket.
12:14Yes.
12:15I want you to meet my very best friend, Sam.
12:17Hi.
12:17She helped me get my job with vapor.
12:19Well, I have to thank you for bringing Nell into my life.
12:22She wrote the most beautiful obituary for my husband, Monty.
12:26Oh, I am so sorry for your loss.
12:31But remember, when one door closes, another window opens.
12:37Thank you for that.
12:39You're so welcome.
12:40Mm-hmm.
12:41Empathy is my superpower.
12:43For sure.
12:43Yeah.
12:44So, I wrote an expose on the corruption around the ballpark going into the wetlands, and it's the best thing
12:50I have ever written.
12:52Uh, I want you to show Lexi.
12:55Nell.
12:56You heard her.
12:57This is the kind of journalism she wants.
12:59And you guys are friends.
13:01Yeah?
13:02You speak her language.
13:03You just got this job writing obituaries.
13:05Why are you trying to rush off and do something else?
13:08Two minutes.
13:10That was a two-minute plank.
13:12I really can't explain it.
13:14I just need to do anything else.
13:16See, I love you, but it just sounds to me like you're trying to skip some steps.
13:21Oh, she doesn't get us.
13:22You gotta cut her loose.
13:24You're right.
13:25I shouldn't have brought it up.
13:25No.
13:26Article is no big deal.
13:28Let's drink our lunch.
13:29All right.
13:30We'll find another way.
13:34Hey, Tina.
13:35Who's in charge of uploading the, um, articles to the paper's website?
13:44Wow, that's a really thick salad.
13:48Everything has to go through the section editor, who then sends it to the internet upload engineer.
13:54I don't think I've met them yet.
13:58I don't think I've met them yet.
14:22I really want us to stop competing with each other and start supporting each other.
14:26Why?
14:27Cool.
14:27We have a deal?
14:28Awesome.
14:28Now, I need you to upload an article that Dennis is too busy to upload, but he totally wants
14:33uploaded.
14:34And, uh, this feels great.
14:35This feels good.
14:35I'm glad we're friends.
14:36Clearly, you're lying.
14:37What?
14:38I won't do it.
14:39Unless.
14:41Okay.
14:42Just say it.
14:42What do you want?
14:42$5,000 in the Miata.
14:44No.
14:44My office back.
14:45Deal.
14:45Yes.
14:46Yes.
14:49Oh, it has been a pleasure making you less pathetic.
14:53Yeah.
14:54And if you're the last dead person that I talk to, it's been weird.
14:57Aw.
14:58I know.
15:00Kaboom!
15:01Oh, you did it.
15:02I'm back, baby!
15:04What have you done?
15:05Huh?
15:06Lexi wants to see us in her office.
15:08Because she read my article?
15:10And loved it?
15:12And wants to give me a promotion?
15:14And some lobster?
15:17All sales of Unleash Your Inner Tiger are final.
15:23Your article has been taken down.
15:25What you did was completely egregious.
15:27One mistake and we could have been sued.
15:29Also, that jacket is gross.
15:31And you smell like summer rain.
15:34It's my shoulders.
15:36Nell.
15:37Nell, Nell.
15:38Do you spell that with an N or a K-N?
15:40What is that?
15:41This is my book of chances.
15:42I keep a tally for each of my employees and how many chances they have left before they get fired.
15:46How many do I have?
15:48Five.
15:49Ah.
15:50Nell, you had one.
15:51That makes five sound pretty good.
15:53We'll always be friends.
15:54All right.
15:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:56A few years ago, I moved away and I screwed up my life.
15:59And I want you to know that I really appreciate this job.
16:02But since I've been writing obituaries, I've been weirdly stuck in my head.
16:08And I haven't done my best work.
16:10I know I could be more valuable to this paper as an investigative journalist.
16:16Hmm.
16:17I don't think I follow.
16:19Lexi, what Nell is saying is that she thinks she can give you the clickety-clickety-boom.
16:23And if you take away that last chance, she won't be able to prove that she can give you the
16:27zip to the zap-zop.
16:30Now that I understand.
16:32Why didn't she say that in the first place?
16:35Sam, you get eight more chances.
16:37Can I just use one of those chances to say that Nell is a really great writer?
16:40Hmm.
16:41Well, she must be.
16:42I've been getting a lot of emails to the editor praising her obituaries.
16:46For some reason, you've really connected with our readers.
16:49What?
16:50Wait.
16:51Really?
16:52Yes.
16:52And most of them say the same thing.
16:54That it really seems like you actually know the person that you've been writing about.
16:57Which is why I need you to do your job.
17:00Unless, of course, you don't want it.
17:02And then I can just go right back here.
17:03No, no, no.
17:04She wants it.
17:04No, not.
17:05But down.
17:06There we go.
17:06Let's go.
17:07Let's go.
17:08Oh, did you ever think about putting together a book of praises?
17:11Did you ever think about making a book of bad ideas?
17:14Oh.
17:17Thanks for saving my ass.
17:19I just, I can't believe you were going to give one of your chances for me.
17:23Are you kidding?
17:24Her kid bit my kid, so I actually have unlimited chances.
17:27Nice.
17:27I know, right?
17:29I guess I just get so caught up in what I'm not doing that I don't realize I'm doing something
17:34good.
17:35Yeah, you kind of do that sometimes.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Do?
17:39You do.
17:40It's like you don't think you're far enough along, so you just jump into something else.
17:44You just did it with this.
17:46And you kind of did it when you dropped everything and moved your entire life for Phillip.
17:50So maybe it's time to just, like, be patient and enjoy where you're at.
17:55Here?
17:55This place?
17:56Yes, here in this place.
17:57You know, with me.
17:59Look, I may speak Lexi, but you know my first language is now.
18:04Love you.
18:05Love you.
18:06Love you.
18:06Oh.
18:08You're welcome.
18:09For what?
18:10You almost made me lose my job.
18:12Or did I make you want the success you got?
18:16You're exhausting.
18:17Five out of my six ex-husbands said the same thing.
18:20I'm genuinely excited to write about you.
18:22Ooh.
18:23Yeah.
18:23Let's start with how you first realized you had this town.
18:27Oh, great story.
18:28So I did one semester of zoology at Arizona State and had parents that withheld love.
18:35Oh.
18:39Hi.
18:42Let me move my flerskader.
18:48Thanks.
18:49Yep.
18:55I'm sorry I said you were annoying.
18:58It's fine.
19:00It's better if people are straightforward with me anyway.
19:03Oh, my God.
19:05My girlfriend says I'm annoying all the time.
19:08She also says that obituaries aren't book reports for dead people because they offer closure and comfort, which I never
19:14really thought of.
19:14But I guess it's true.
19:17Yeah.
19:19I'm starting to see that now, too.
19:23I'm going to clip out.
19:24Okay.
19:27If we're going to live together, I think it's best that we work on our communication a bit.
19:31I'm down with that.
19:33Hopefully it'll help me better understand your irrational and erratic mood swings.
19:36Also, your obsession with tables.
19:39You're not going to let the table go, are you?
19:41Autistic people just hate tables now.
19:43Really?
19:43No.
19:44I'm joking.
19:44I beg you.
19:45Please.
19:46Stop getting all your information from TikTok.
19:49But it's just, it's so quick and trendy.
19:56Hey.
19:57Hey.
19:57There she is, my favorite new customer.
20:01Edward, I'd like you to meet my friend Cricket.
20:03Oh.
20:04It is lovely to meet you.
20:05I heard your husband passed away.
20:06I literally just told you not to say anything.
20:09That must suck.
20:10You're still fit.
20:11You're young.
20:12You've got a lot of years left alone.
20:14Well, maybe 20.
20:16Edward.
20:17Cricket, I am so sorry.
20:18Really, I love it.
20:20Finally, some honesty.
20:22Plus, he's right.
20:24I still got it going on.
20:25But, here you are, very alone.
20:29He's dead.
20:29He died.
20:30Yes.
20:31It's devastating.
20:32It's a total waste.
20:33It is.
20:34You're pathetic, you old bag.
20:36Now, the woman just lost her husband.
20:38I thought we were doing a thought what?
20:41Oh, screw you guys.
20:44He died.
20:45I told you.
20:47You did.
20:47You got a lot of nerve, you know that?
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