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The Bear - Season 4 - Episode 07: Bears
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00:00:13Just take your time.
00:00:15You're good.
00:00:20Oh, it's going to be fine.
00:00:23It's going to be fine.
00:00:26It is, right?
00:00:28I think so.
00:00:31Everything in life is just for a while.
00:00:33Says who?
00:00:36Phillip K. Dick.
00:00:40Well, he's right.
00:00:42You know, everything ends eventually.
00:00:46That's the truth.
00:00:52What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:00:57The fuck?
00:00:58How's your dad?
00:01:00That's real shit.
00:01:01I'm being a little fucking asshole.
00:01:03He's much better.
00:01:05Thanks.
00:01:07Resting.
00:01:07Got five days off from work, which he's loving and also kind of hating.
00:01:12Good.
00:01:13That's good.
00:01:14Fuck.
00:01:16Fuck, Sidney.
00:01:17Everything's fucking...
00:01:18Fucking...
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:19Yeah.
00:01:20It's okay to be nervous.
00:01:26Good, because I am.
00:01:29I get it.
00:01:31Are you nervous?
00:01:33I mean, not about this, obviously, but...
00:01:37What are you nervous about?
00:01:40I'll tell you later.
00:01:43I'll tell you later.
00:01:43Promise.
00:01:47Oh, God.
00:01:48Hey.
00:01:50You mind holding my cigarette for a second?
00:01:51I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:01:52No.
00:01:53Just for a sec?
00:01:54No.
00:01:55Please, just hold...
00:01:56Straight up, do not throw up.
00:01:57I'm wearing open-toe shoes.
00:01:58Please, Richie.
00:01:58Richie.
00:01:59Richie.
00:02:01Ah, fuck!
00:02:02I think all this shit is just really fucking me up,
00:02:04and that's why my pre-service speeches,
00:02:06they're fuck, suck, fucking shit,
00:02:08if I'm just a fucking man.
00:02:09Richie, Richie, Richie.
00:02:10Being a fucking baby.
00:02:11Richie.
00:02:33Let's just get through this, yeah?
00:02:39Thank you for coming with me.
00:02:46Let's do this shit.
00:02:47Fuck yeah.
00:02:57Tommy.
00:02:58Hey, Ty.
00:02:59Hi, hey.
00:02:59Thank you so much for coming.
00:03:00Hey, congrats.
00:03:01Yeah, of course.
00:03:02Of course, please.
00:03:02Thank you for having me.
00:03:04No, I really mean it, though.
00:03:06I really appreciate you coming.
00:03:08Yeah, yeah.
00:03:09Are you okay?
00:03:10Good.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:11Sure?
00:03:12Sure.
00:03:13Just a little, you know.
00:03:15Anxious?
00:03:15For sure, very much, yeah.
00:03:16Yeah, everybody is.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:17That's the secret.
00:03:18I mean, functions are dysfunctional, right?
00:03:21Right.
00:03:21And I don't know 75% of the people here,
00:03:23so I'm just trying to keep it as mellow as possible,
00:03:27you know?
00:03:27So just hang out.
00:03:29You can eat if you want.
00:03:30There's a tent in the back.
00:03:31There aren't going to be any speeches.
00:03:33Okay.
00:03:33No, no speeches, just a little bit of dancing,
00:03:36and I've already seen you.
00:03:38I really appreciate it, so you can cruise whenever you want.
00:03:41You make it easy, so thanks.
00:03:43Like mine's, right?
00:03:44Yeah.
00:03:45So, like, I buy part of a painting,
00:03:48and then it's just, like, in a garage somewhere?
00:03:51No, no.
00:03:51It's in a highly secure facility with air con.
00:03:54But I don't get to keep it?
00:03:55Why would you keep it?
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:56Because I like art.
00:03:58Because you like art.
00:03:59It's not the point, Pete.
00:04:01Rezzies are good, and, you know, we're even,
00:04:03so nothing new to report.
00:04:04You know, sweetheart, I'm, uh...
00:04:07I'd like to take a day off.
00:04:08That'd be okay.
00:04:09Yeah, me too.
00:04:11Hey, so, um...
00:04:13What exactly went down with you and Francine?
00:04:15That bitch knows what the fuck happened.
00:04:17So Frank's mom is best friends with your mom?
00:04:20Yeah.
00:04:20And you used to work with Frank?
00:04:23No.
00:04:23He fired me twice.
00:04:26You guys still must be cool
00:04:27if they invited you to this wedding
00:04:28and gave a plus one?
00:04:29No.
00:04:30Totally.
00:04:32His mom invited me.
00:04:34What?
00:04:35His mom invited me.
00:04:36He didn't invite me.
00:04:37What the fuck, dude?
00:04:39What the fuck?
00:04:39You do this shit all the time.
00:04:41You about to get kicked out this fucking wedding?
00:04:42What about, um, Double Dragon?
00:04:44Uh, whereabouts?
00:04:45Uh, no.
00:04:46Oh, hi!
00:04:46Hey.
00:04:46Hun, um, this...
00:04:48I don't...
00:04:49I don't even know what to call you anymore.
00:04:51Oh, I think, uh, cousin still is good.
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Yeah.
00:04:56Yeah, you're my cousin Carmi.
00:04:57This is my cousin Carmi.
00:04:58Hey, what's up, man?
00:04:59Of course.
00:04:59Chef!
00:05:00Hey, what's going on?
00:05:00Right.
00:05:01Oh, sorry.
00:05:01That was super late.
00:05:03No, no.
00:05:03Wait, hold on.
00:05:04So, I very seriously cannot see the thing that you're asking me to invest in?
00:05:09Pete, exactly what the fuck don't you understand about this?
00:05:14I mean, it just seems like the pitch is a little all over the place, but...
00:05:17You think you're gonna bring home a painting that you only own a piece of?
00:05:21Yeah, what?
00:05:21What?
00:05:22I don't bring the paintings home.
00:05:23Have you worked with these guys before?
00:05:25Didn't feel like work.
00:05:27All I need to hear you say is that you're my uncle and you got my back, okay?
00:05:31Honey.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:32Of course I am your uncle.
00:05:33And I always have your back.
00:05:34But this attitude right here is exactly why things like this give people the shits, okay?
00:05:40What things?
00:05:40What shits?
00:05:41What are you talking about?
00:05:42Family fucking things.
00:05:46Oh, Natalie.
00:05:49What are you doing here?
00:05:51Francie fucking fag.
00:05:52How are you?
00:05:53I'm a little shitting.
00:05:54Oh, no.
00:05:54Oh, okay, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:05:56Look at you.
00:05:56You gotta be kidding me, too.
00:05:57Oh, see this?
00:05:58You're shitting me, too.
00:05:58She's shitting me, too.
00:05:58She's shitting me, too.
00:05:58In ten seconds.
00:05:59I'm not even sure she did it.
00:06:00You were in five seconds or was it five seconds or was it ten seconds?
00:06:02It's goddamn mine.
00:06:03By the way, I wanted to tell you earlier when I saw you down, Saris.
00:06:05You look gorgeous, by the way.
00:06:07Thank you, buddy.
00:06:08You look like Chelios.
00:06:10You do.
00:06:11You look like a hockey player.
00:06:12I appreciate that.
00:06:14I have a girlfriend, too, by the way.
00:06:15Oh, yeah?
00:06:15Yeah.
00:06:16Do you like her very much?
00:06:17Yeah.
00:06:18That's key, man.
00:06:19Well, yeah, I do like her a lot.
00:06:21I know what that looks about.
00:06:22I don't like it.
00:06:22You can apologize whenever.
00:06:23No.
00:06:24You know that?
00:06:24No.
00:06:25No.
00:06:25No what?
00:06:26No.
00:06:26You are so fucked.
00:06:27Well.
00:06:27Well.
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:28Well.
00:06:28No.
00:06:29Oh, well.
00:06:30Well.
00:06:30I'm francy fucking back.
00:06:32Well.
00:06:32Why, you fucking bitch?
00:06:35I'm very happy to meet you.
00:06:36Thank you, man.
00:06:37And congratulations.
00:06:39I was just saying.
00:06:40Yeah, no, congrats to you.
00:06:41We hear the bear is, like, amazing.
00:06:43Oh.
00:06:43Right?
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:44Yeah, no, that's very nice.
00:06:46Not that we're allowed, so.
00:06:48Oh, what do you mean?
00:06:50Oh, well, Richie keeps saying that we can't come until it's, uh.
00:06:52Until it's perfect.
00:06:54Oh.
00:06:55Yeah, well, he, uh, he cares a lot, so.
00:06:58He's okay, all right?
00:06:59Yeah, he's good.
00:07:01He's great.
00:07:02He, um.
00:07:03Yeah, you'd be proud.
00:07:07Richie's the best.
00:07:08He is.
00:07:09Yeah, yep.
00:07:11Okay.
00:07:43What's this, what's this shit?
00:07:46What does he do?
00:07:48Uh, tech.
00:07:50Oh, like, AI, I bet.
00:07:52I don't know.
00:07:53It's something called, um, F-Tap.
00:07:56The keyless entry app?
00:07:58Yeah, I guess.
00:08:02But, like, actually, I don't know if you, like, look into it, but it's pretty fucked up.
00:08:06Like, they use those in, like, gentrifying buildings and stuff.
00:08:09Like, it's, yeah.
00:08:11And I also, like, my building, you know, I have keys.
00:08:13I don't even, I don't even use that, so.
00:08:21Is there any reason why they shouldn't bum me out right here?
00:08:27That seems like a real happy kid.
00:08:31You're all that I need in the world.
00:08:36I'm your child.
00:08:37Make me blush.
00:08:38Charming while, Susanne.
00:08:42You're all that I want to tell.
00:08:47Hey, Michelle.
00:08:50Hi.
00:08:52Hi.
00:09:00You look good.
00:09:03Thanks.
00:09:06Are you good?
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:28Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:09:30Where did you find that hot chocolate?
00:09:33Stranger.
00:09:34No.
00:09:35Not a stranger.
00:09:37Who do you know?
00:09:39Do you know Frank?
00:09:40Nope.
00:09:41Exactly.
00:09:42I'm a stranger.
00:09:47Are you okay?
00:09:50Uh, I just hope everybody's vibing, that's all.
00:09:55The vibe's fine.
00:09:56Yeah.
00:09:56The vibe is fine.
00:09:57The vibe is good, yeah.
00:09:59Okay, it's just, uh, there are a lot of risottos here.
00:10:05Everyone came.
00:10:06How are you related to them?
00:10:08Married to a cousin.
00:10:10Shelly's on whose side?
00:10:12Shelly's doesn't enter into it.
00:10:13Do you know how Big Phil had two sets of kids?
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18But Estelle adopted the second set?
00:10:20Right.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:21Okay.
00:10:22So, Michelle's their cousin the way Spooky's their cousin.
00:10:24I got it, I got it.
00:10:25And Spooky is selling what now?
00:10:27I thought he was fixing motorcycles.
00:10:29Oh, okay.
00:10:30I thought he was selling them.
00:10:33I'm going to tell you something later.
00:10:34Mm-hmm.
00:10:35As a surprise.
00:10:36Okay.
00:10:37I'm going to play right now.
00:10:38Please?
00:10:39Just wait.
00:10:40Okay.
00:10:40It's going to be sweet.
00:10:42What does this usually end up like?
00:10:46What?
00:10:47Oh, no.
00:10:47No, no, no.
00:10:48Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:10:49It's, here's one way to look at it.
00:10:51It's really fun.
00:10:53Okay, got it.
00:10:54Genuinely.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:55It's, um, hot Claire.
00:10:57It's a lot of people with very specific and unique personalities that feel things very
00:11:05strongly.
00:11:06Feel things deeply.
00:11:07And experience life intensely.
00:11:09Intensely, yeah.
00:11:10So everything's going to be just fine.
00:11:11It is going to be fine.
00:11:13Yeah.
00:11:14You've been to these before, though, right?
00:11:15Every chance I get.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:16Every chance I get.
00:11:17Dude, we're in the same shit.
00:11:19What the hell are you doing here, man?
00:11:20Dude, your mom lied to me.
00:11:22Why are you just freaking out?
00:11:23Congrats.
00:11:23Mom!
00:11:26I mean, what?
00:11:27What other way to, what other way is there to say it?
00:11:30I think maybe we should have pulled him, like, the direct truth.
00:11:33That he's fucked?
00:11:34I mean, maybe.
00:11:35There's no warning that can sum up what this is going to be.
00:11:41I know, but he's just, like, such a sweet soul.
00:11:44So was I.
00:11:45But you're still here.
00:11:46You, like, want it.
00:11:48I do.
00:11:48You get a high off of it.
00:11:50If they didn't bring it, I'd be a little heartbroken.
00:11:55Your nails look so good.
00:11:57For right now.
00:11:58They look so good.
00:12:00I've never really seen you with these nails this color.
00:12:03It's my bridal look.
00:12:04I know.
00:12:05It's very good.
00:12:06You so much for coming.
00:12:08No, I'm so glad you came.
00:12:09I know, I'm sorry.
00:12:09When is your flight?
00:12:11It's in, like, an hour.
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:12You're an angel for coming at all.
00:12:13Well, I wouldn't miss it for the world, except for I'm going to totally miss it.
00:12:17I saw you.
00:12:18You're here.
00:12:19That's all that matters.
00:12:21Are you okay?
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:26So she's really not coming?
00:12:30Gave her an easy out.
00:12:31Oh, God.
00:12:34I'm sorry.
00:12:37I'm really sorry.
00:12:39Do you know where she is?
00:12:43Boulder.
00:12:44Doing what in Boulder?
00:12:46There's a guy in Boulder.
00:12:47There's a guy in Boulder?
00:12:49There's some guy in Boulder.
00:12:52Is she working?
00:12:55I don't know.
00:12:59Oh, honey.
00:13:04Just keep hoping that she's okay.
00:13:15Maybe it's better like this.
00:13:18Yes.
00:13:20Yes.
00:13:21I really, I really actually think yes.
00:13:24You do?
00:13:24I do.
00:13:25Really?
00:13:25I do.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:26Because it's like this feeling of...
00:13:30What's the word I'm looking for?
00:13:31I know.
00:13:32I know.
00:13:32Because it's not exactly dread.
00:13:34And it's not exactly anxiety.
00:13:36Yeah.
00:13:37And there's like a little bit of hope.
00:13:38Yeah.
00:13:39Just a dash of disappointment.
00:13:41Yes.
00:13:42Yes.
00:13:42But it's also...
00:13:44It's this feeling like...
00:13:47It's going to allow me to like...
00:13:49Behave really badly.
00:13:51To be in a shitty mood.
00:13:53Because you can blame everything on her.
00:13:55Yep.
00:13:55But then like...
00:13:56It's like a lot of excuses.
00:13:58Yeah.
00:13:59And you have to be careful with excuses.
00:14:01I was going to say.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:09Was the word I was looking for apprehension?
00:14:13That works.
00:14:14Mm-hmm.
00:14:20I'm sorry.
00:14:21She's not coming.
00:14:29Don't do that.
00:14:31Please don't do that.
00:14:36Also...
00:14:38We still have a double D to contend with.
00:14:43Oh, my God.
00:14:43Let's not forget.
00:14:44We are not off the hook.
00:14:46Oh, we got a double D.
00:14:49Hello, angel.
00:14:52Yeah.
00:14:53Oh, what's wrong, baby?
00:14:55I saw a kid who had a hot chocolate.
00:14:57What?
00:14:57What?
00:14:58I saw a kid who had a hot chocolate.
00:15:00Well, do you want me to get you a hot chocolate, sweetheart?
00:15:03No.
00:15:04Yeah?
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:05Who's this kid who took your hot chocolate?
00:15:07He wasn't very nice.
00:15:08You can bring that fucking kid right here, and I will punch him in the fucking nuts.
00:15:10Like, I'm sorry.
00:15:12I am serious.
00:15:13I've always been serious.
00:15:13First of all, it wasn't even your house.
00:15:16Okay?
00:15:17Secondly, I have no idea where your house is off there.
00:15:19What time really was it?
00:15:21It was everywhere.
00:15:22What did you want me to do?
00:15:24The bus was going to leave.
00:15:25Those are the absolute shit.
00:15:26And I don't know how they started the car.
00:15:28Even until God knows when.
00:15:29There were no cell phones then.
00:15:31And you keep forgetting that phone either.
00:15:32It's like, oh, you're chocolate.
00:15:34Oh, you're chocolate.
00:15:37Hey, do I have to break this up?
00:15:40Do I have to break this up and separate you two ladies?
00:15:43Chad's got a girlfriend now.
00:15:44Yes, it's Kelly, by the way.
00:15:45Hey, Kelly.
00:15:46She's trying to find a better time to introduce her, but you guys are kind of crazy.
00:15:50I love the vibe.
00:15:52That's cute.
00:15:53Shut up.
00:15:54No.
00:15:54Fuck you.
00:15:55Okay, okay, okay.
00:15:56Let's not start this again.
00:15:57Dietz like in denial because of what I was just telling you about those two.
00:15:59What?
00:15:59I'm not in denial.
00:16:00That these two hooked up.
00:16:01What?
00:16:01You two did not hook up.
00:16:05Ow.
00:16:13Ow!
00:16:20Ow!
00:16:34Oh, come on!
00:16:37Bear!
00:16:43Hi.
00:16:47Come on.
00:16:48Hi, Bear.
00:16:52How are you?
00:16:54Wow.
00:16:56You look...
00:16:57gross.
00:16:58Oh, yeah.
00:16:59Tiff.
00:17:01Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:17:01No, and you've met Frank.
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:03Oh, so nice.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:04So nice.
00:17:04Happy.
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:05Yeah.
00:17:06Yeah, and so, you know, the baby.
00:17:08Yeah, what?
00:17:08The baby.
00:17:08Yes.
00:17:09Oh, so cute.
00:17:10Seen the baby.
00:17:10Really cute.
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:12So many, so many people.
00:17:17Yeah, a lot of old faces.
00:17:18Yeah.
00:17:19Yeah.
00:17:19Yeah, and little Sophie.
00:17:21I mean, you're an uncle.
00:17:23You're an uncle?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:26No, I never thought about it.
00:17:28Right.
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:32Wow.
00:17:37I, uh, I got this, uh, the box.
00:17:42The pictures you are.
00:17:43I was hoping to see you.
00:17:44Carmen.
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:45That dude in the kitchen.
00:17:47You're supposed to help them with the shit.
00:17:48They're looking for you.
00:17:48Huh?
00:17:49Hi.
00:17:49Hi.
00:17:50Hi.
00:17:50Hi.
00:17:52These guys, they're waiting for you.
00:17:53In the kitchen, remember?
00:17:55Right.
00:17:56Because you were going to help them.
00:17:57Sid, um, Mom, Donna.
00:17:59Hi.
00:17:59This is me.
00:18:00Yeah.
00:18:01Oh, sorry.
00:18:01It's time to go.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:02They're looking for you.
00:18:03You gotta go.
00:18:04All right.
00:18:04I'll be fine.
00:18:08Is he okay?
00:18:09He's great.
00:18:10Oh, yeah.
00:18:10Really good.
00:18:11Yeah?
00:18:11Yeah.
00:18:11He's good.
00:18:12He's just gonna help out with some stuff.
00:18:13You're looking great, too, Andy.
00:18:14You good?
00:18:15Yeah.
00:18:16Can I get you some, a little 7-7?
00:18:17No.
00:18:19No.
00:18:19I'm, I'm, no.
00:18:20I'm not drinking right now.
00:18:22I'm trying to be healthier.
00:18:24Oh, yeah, sure.
00:18:25I get that.
00:18:26No fun.
00:18:28No.
00:18:28Um, so you, you work for Carmen?
00:18:32Um, yeah, yeah.
00:18:34Well, no.
00:18:36Sidney works with Carmen.
00:18:37She's a fucking gangster in the kitchen.
00:18:39I'm sorry.
00:18:40No, don't be sorry.
00:18:41I don't know.
00:18:41Oh, um, Frank.
00:18:43Hey.
00:18:44This is Sidney.
00:18:44Sidney, this is Frank.
00:18:46Hi.
00:18:46Hi.
00:18:47Sidney, very nice to meet you, Didi.
00:18:49I know.
00:18:49I'm sorry to interrupt.
00:18:50No, no, no.
00:18:51You're fine.
00:18:51Because, uh, hey, can I borrow you for a minute?
00:18:54Uh, just a minute.
00:18:56Sorry to interrupt.
00:18:57No.
00:18:58Excuse me.
00:19:04It's a great day.
00:19:06And your dress is lovely.
00:19:08Yeah, of course.
00:19:09Yeah.
00:19:13Yeah, sure.
00:19:14You know what?
00:19:14Yeah, no, of course.
00:19:15I just need a little hug.
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:18Yeah.
00:19:21What's going on?
00:19:24Looking good, Rich.
00:19:25Shut the fuck up, Kyle.
00:19:26Kyle, slow down.
00:19:27I'm a cop where he is.
00:19:30I need your help.
00:19:32Help of what?
00:19:40Knock, knock.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:44It's actually pretty nice under here, huh?
00:19:48It's okay.
00:19:49Mm-hmm.
00:19:51What do you think?
00:19:52You want to hang out with us for a little bit?
00:19:54I'm fine.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56Cool.
00:19:59Oh.
00:20:00You need anything?
00:20:01Want some snacks?
00:20:03I'm not hungry for this again.
00:20:11How long has she been under there?
00:20:13I don't know.
00:20:15Like a scared herd.
00:20:17How the fuck you do that?
00:20:18I don't know.
00:20:19Yell at her or something?
00:20:20What?
00:20:20No.
00:20:21No.
00:20:22Of course not.
00:20:24I don't know.
00:20:24Like, maybe it's just like, uh, all this wedding shit, you know?
00:20:29What does that mean?
00:20:30No, no, no.
00:20:30Like, like it, it makes people act goofy.
00:20:34Am I acting goofy?
00:20:37See, I don't know.
00:20:38I don't really know you.
00:20:39I can't tell.
00:20:44You know what?
00:20:47I think it, I think it might be the dance.
00:20:51What dance?
00:20:53It's just, she and I are supposed to do this cute dance like a father-daughter dance.
00:21:00Stepfather-daughter dance.
00:21:01Yeah, see, you are acting goofy.
00:21:03Fuck.
00:21:04Do it.
00:21:05You're from acting goofy.
00:21:06Your face, it's like, uh...
00:21:09Yo, you gotta put your game face on, G, all right?
00:21:12You can't be showing fear like this.
00:21:13Okay.
00:21:15But like, how?
00:21:16I don't know, you just...
00:21:18You can't be looking like this, all right?
00:21:20That kid's gonna eat you alive if she sees you shitting your pants like this, all right?
00:21:26I'm just nervous, man.
00:21:53Oh, hey, bear.
00:21:59What are you doing here?
00:22:02Uh, celebrating a wedding.
00:22:05No, I mean, like, who the fuck invited you?
00:22:07Your ma.
00:22:13We're just friends.
00:22:15Brother's gone, you move in.
00:22:17No.
00:22:23What you got?
00:22:24Can I, um...
00:22:38Let me see.
00:22:41Damn it.
00:22:43All right.
00:22:46Thanks.
00:22:47Yeah.
00:22:48When'd you quit?
00:22:50Uh, a couple months ago.
00:22:52Uh, you?
00:22:55I haven't yet.
00:23:02Are you hiding out in here?
00:23:05Yeah.
00:23:06Hmm.
00:23:07Same.
00:23:09How's the restaurant going?
00:23:13Uh, I'm not really sure.
00:23:15I've heard good things.
00:23:17Yeah?
00:23:18Hmm.
00:23:19I'm glad to hear it.
00:23:26Last time I saw you was, uh...
00:23:29at the funeral.
00:23:35I saw you walk out.
00:23:39Mikey's.
00:23:41I saw you walk out.
00:23:47You didn't tell anybody?
00:23:50Nope.
00:23:51Nobody.
00:23:56How come?
00:23:59It wasn't my place.
00:24:02No?
00:24:03No, I figure just...
00:24:05It's your way to process.
00:24:07Hmm.
00:24:10Process, Mikey.
00:24:13Process whatever.
00:24:23I wasn't around.
00:24:28What's that mean?
00:24:32I think I mean...
00:24:36that I left...
00:24:40Um...
00:24:42I left everybody else to deal with everything.
00:24:48So, uh...
00:24:49but you, uh...
00:24:51didn't deserve to be there.
00:24:52Is that what you're saying?
00:24:56Yeah.
00:24:57Something like that.
00:25:02That's stupid.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:20God, you were always such a prick.
00:25:25And?
00:25:28And, uh...
00:25:31I don't know.
00:25:32I just guess...
00:25:37I'm surprised you were there.
00:25:38That's all.
00:25:40Well, Mikey and I became pretty good friends.
00:25:44Well, that's bullshit.
00:25:46Nope.
00:25:49When?
00:25:51When you weren't around.
00:26:00That's fucking wild.
00:26:02Maybe.
00:26:08So what?
00:26:08You guys would just hang out?
00:26:11Throw shit at each other?
00:26:14No.
00:26:18I'd go over there and see your ma.
00:26:20Hmm.
00:26:20And, um...
00:26:22Mikey would be there and we'd hang out and...
00:26:26He'd talk.
00:26:27He...
00:26:28He told me everything about you.
00:26:30It sounded great.
00:26:36So you guys were suddenly just cool?
00:26:40I think I was suddenly...
00:26:43Not trying to be his dad.
00:26:45And your ma and I...
00:26:48We're old friends.
00:26:49Hmm.
00:26:50Okay?
00:26:51And she's doing real well, too.
00:26:54Not driving cars through houses?
00:26:55She's not keeping everything so locked up.
00:26:59Tremendous.
00:27:01Yeah, can I say something?
00:27:03You can say whatever you want.
00:27:06Your ma?
00:27:10There's a lot of pain in there.
00:27:16Yeah, no shit.
00:27:20But she's learning to talk about it before...
00:27:25Before what?
00:27:28Before...
00:27:28It builds up.
00:27:31You know, I'm learning that, too.
00:27:34Okay?
00:27:34I've been going to meetings like three times a week.
00:27:37Talking about mistakes.
00:27:40And God.
00:27:41And shit.
00:27:43And the more you do that,
00:27:45the more you realize that people
00:27:46are not so different.
00:27:52Hmm.
00:27:55Like who?
00:27:56Like you.
00:27:59You and her.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:02You're both real sensitive.
00:28:03You're both real intense.
00:28:10I'm not sure you know me well enough to say that.
00:28:13Okay.
00:28:14Okay.
00:28:15But I think you leaving was a smart thing to do.
00:28:18And I don't think you should bust your own balls over it.
00:28:24How come?
00:28:26Because sometimes to break patterns...
00:28:30You got to break patterns, man.
00:28:33And I'm sure it's not easy.
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:53I'm glad she's doing better.
00:28:54She is.
00:28:56And I would never tell you to go visit her.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:58But you should...
00:29:04But it's fine.
00:29:13It's nice that you and Mikey were cool.
00:29:16Yeah, it was nice.
00:29:18It was probably a little late, but...
00:29:28You would really talk about me?
00:29:31All the time.
00:29:37You mean one thing?
00:29:39One thing?
00:29:40One thing?
00:29:42Just one.
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:45He told me you, uh,
00:29:47wrapped fish in potato once.
00:29:50Does that make sense?
00:29:55Yeah.
00:29:56He told me you made something with ants.
00:30:01He told me you worked at the best restaurant in the world.
00:30:04Twice.
00:30:06Yeah, I believe you.
00:30:08He told me he was proud of you.
00:30:35Thanks for not telling me to go visit her.
00:30:41Thanks for the shitty gum.
00:30:59So, do you like working there?
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Yeah?
00:31:02Very much, yeah.
00:31:05Yeah, you know, I worked there once.
00:31:07Oh, really?
00:31:08Mm-hmm.
00:31:09Well, I...
00:31:10Not really.
00:31:11But kind of.
00:31:12No, no, because when my husband bought it,
00:31:14you know, I was there all the time,
00:31:16and so I didn't know what else to do.
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:18So I...
00:31:19You got a crash course.
00:31:21Yeah, major.
00:31:24Major.
00:31:26I still feel like that, like...
00:31:29Whoa.
00:31:30Yeah, well, I don't...
00:31:31You know, I don't know if you ever stopped feeling that.
00:31:34Mm.
00:31:35No.
00:31:36Yeah.
00:31:37No, I know you don't.
00:31:38Yeah.
00:31:39Like, it's so loud.
00:31:42It's so loud.
00:31:45I mean, like...
00:31:46Yes.
00:31:47Can people just shut the fuck up?
00:31:50I mean...
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52No, no, for sure.
00:31:55But I'll be honest.
00:31:58Sometimes I like the noise.
00:32:00Is that crazy?
00:32:01It's a little crazy.
00:32:03Well, I mean, we're all a little crazy.
00:32:06Sure.
00:32:07I, um...
00:32:09You know, do you know what I actually loved?
00:32:10What?
00:32:11About it.
00:32:12Mm.
00:32:13I loved seeing the same people every day.
00:32:17You know, the people that work there just felt very...
00:32:21Alive.
00:32:22Mm.
00:32:24Eh, it's a strange comfort.
00:32:26No, I get it.
00:32:28Maybe it's hindsight.
00:32:30No, I don't think so.
00:32:31I'm, I'm, I'm there with you.
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:38Um, so, what, uh, kind of co-worker is Carmen?
00:32:43Whoa.
00:32:45I mean...
00:32:46He's great.
00:32:49I believe it.
00:32:50I mean, like, no, but he's...
00:32:54Genuinely so, so good, um, at what he does.
00:32:58I mean, he just...
00:33:03He's one of the best in the world, like, without a doubt.
00:33:10He's not the damnedest guy.
00:33:13He works really hard.
00:33:17And...
00:33:19Cares.
00:33:21Like, really cares.
00:33:25And...
00:33:25Wants things to be better than they are.
00:33:29Like, himself included.
00:33:31And...
00:33:32He's just always working, you know?
00:33:34Like...
00:33:35Actually, this is pretty wild.
00:33:37I don't even know if he knows this, but...
00:33:39I went to New York a few years ago.
00:33:42Because I, like, I want to eat his food so badly.
00:33:44You know?
00:33:44This was before we even knew each other, and, um...
00:33:48Hands down, the best meal of my life.
00:33:52I mean, I had to split up, like, three credit cards.
00:33:55Because it was quite expensive.
00:33:58But...
00:33:59It was really special.
00:34:01You know?
00:34:04Wow.
00:34:06Carm's special.
00:34:08What he does is special.
00:34:10He definitely, you know, can be hard on himself.
00:34:14But...
00:34:16He's good at what he does.
00:34:18And you guys are very close.
00:34:21Oh, I...
00:34:21I think so.
00:34:26You see, that's exactly what I was talking about.
00:34:29Isn't that strange?
00:34:31What do you mean?
00:34:32Well, what I was saying, like, sometimes your...
00:34:35Work family is closer to you than your family family.
00:34:40Oh, well, um...
00:34:43I mean...
00:34:44Sometimes I feel like your work family is, like, part of your family family, though.
00:34:48You know?
00:34:49Like...
00:34:50It's my big...
00:34:51I don't know.
00:34:52Family family.
00:34:53Family.
00:34:56Yeah.
00:34:58If you're lucky.
00:35:06Um, I'm gonna...
00:35:08I'm gonna head out.
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:10So...
00:35:10Will you cover me?
00:35:12Uh, sure.
00:35:13Yeah.
00:35:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:15Yeah, yeah.
00:35:15Okay.
00:35:18God bless you.
00:35:43All right.
00:35:45You gotta get back under there.
00:35:46You gotta try again.
00:35:47Okay.
00:35:49Yeah?
00:35:50Like now?
00:35:51Yeah, but just, like, take a breath.
00:35:52All right?
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54Hey, Claire Bear.
00:35:55How you doing?
00:35:56I'm good.
00:35:57What's...
00:35:57What's going on?
00:35:58Oh, we...
00:35:59You know, we got a little situation.
00:36:01What's the situation?
00:36:02I'm destroying a child's life.
00:36:03Okay, enough with that already.
00:36:06Look, I'm nervous.
00:36:08And it's not about this.
00:36:09It's not...
00:36:09I love Tiff so much, and I know that that's gonna be okay,
00:36:13but what I'm trying to tell Richie is that I'm...
00:36:15So I'm being a stepdad, man.
00:36:17And I can't even get her out from under a table, Claire Bear.
00:36:20Why is she under a table?
00:36:22She don't want to dance.
00:36:23So don't have her dance.
00:36:24Well, it's not about the dance.
00:36:26It's...
00:36:26Well, then what's it about?
00:36:27It's...
00:36:28I don't know.
00:36:28It's like...
00:36:31It's...
00:36:33Hey, man.
00:36:34Every time she comes home from spending time with you,
00:36:38all she can do is talk about it.
00:36:41Non-stop.
00:36:42And I love that, because you're a great dude,
00:36:45and you're an amazing father.
00:36:47And I don't want to get in the way of that,
00:36:49because I love you, man.
00:36:51And I want this to be great,
00:36:53and I don't want it to be strange,
00:36:54but I just, like...
00:36:57I want...
00:36:58I want to be able to get her out from under the table,
00:37:00and I want her to, like, like me a little bit, too.
00:37:02Frank, Frank.
00:37:02Okay?
00:37:03Listen to me, all right?
00:37:05Every time I drop her off at your house,
00:37:07I fucking hug that kid
00:37:09like I'm never going to see her again, right?
00:37:10Like I'm going to get phased out.
00:37:12And every time you drop her off at my house
00:37:15or I come and pick her back up,
00:37:16all she can do is talk about Frank.
00:37:18Frank this.
00:37:19Frank that.
00:37:20No.
00:37:20Yes.
00:37:21It drives me fucking nuts.
00:37:30Thanks, man.
00:37:34Get back under there.
00:37:35Try again.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39Okay.
00:37:39Come on.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:42All right.
00:37:49Is that true?
00:37:51No.
00:37:53You're such a good dude.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:37:57Sorry.
00:37:58No, no, no.
00:37:58You okay?
00:37:59Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:59No, no, no.
00:38:00It's not happening.
00:38:01It's not happening.
00:38:02Um, Claire, you want to get a try?
00:38:05Is it a good idea?
00:38:06Uh, yeah, okay.
00:38:06Honored.
00:38:07Okay.
00:38:08Hey, babe.
00:38:09You want to talk to Auntie Claire Bear?
00:38:11All right.
00:38:13Wish me luck.
00:38:14All the lucky.
00:38:16Hi.
00:38:17This will be good.
00:38:20No.
00:38:21No.
00:38:24You're such a good dude, man.
00:38:25All right.
00:38:25All right.
00:38:26All right.
00:38:27All right.
00:38:28Sophie.
00:38:29Sophie, Sophie.
00:38:29What?
00:38:30Smile.
00:38:30What are you...
00:38:32Why didn't you tell me you have a girlfriend?
00:38:34What?
00:38:34Why didn't you tell me you have a girlfriend?
00:38:35Because you're mean to all of my girlfriends.
00:38:38You've never been nice.
00:38:39You've never been nice to any of our girlfriends.
00:38:40Remember Allison?
00:38:41Were you nice to Allison?
00:38:42I know.
00:38:43I wasn't mean.
00:38:43She...
00:38:44Yeah, I'm supposed to.
00:38:45That's my job.
00:38:46You pick bad girlfriends.
00:38:46That's your job?
00:38:47Bad girlfriends?
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:48You have amazing girlfriends.
00:38:49You put my girlfriends in their head.
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:52You scare them.
00:38:52I know.
00:38:53It's because I want to get to know them better.
00:38:55Okay, but this one's for real.
00:38:56Kelly is the real thing.
00:38:58What?
00:38:58Yeah.
00:38:59The one out there?
00:39:00Yes.
00:39:01Oh, I don't think so.
00:39:02Why?
00:39:02No.
00:39:03What?
00:39:03You haven't even talked to her.
00:39:04What are you talking about?
00:39:05No.
00:39:05You were staring at her shoes for too long.
00:39:07I don't know, because the shoes were really bad, and it says a lot about a person.
00:39:10You think Mom would like her?
00:39:11No.
00:39:12What?
00:39:12What?
00:39:12No.
00:39:13See?
00:39:13Now you're putting me in my head.
00:39:15What are you talking about?
00:39:15Maybe you should be in your head.
00:39:16Use your head.
00:39:17It's because, listen, you get it, it's because I love you both so much.
00:39:20I love you so much.
00:39:20I know.
00:39:21I love you too.
00:39:22I love you.
00:39:22I love you too.
00:39:23Yeah.
00:39:23Get your head in the game, though, okay?
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:24It is.
00:39:25Okay?
00:39:25My head's in the game.
00:39:26It's not.
00:39:26It never was.
00:39:27Can you?
00:39:27It's time now.
00:39:28Okay.
00:39:30Good.
00:39:31Hi.
00:39:34She left.
00:39:36Hey, God.
00:39:37Okay.
00:39:38What's that?
00:39:39I don't know.
00:39:40It's okay?
00:39:41Yeah, I was totally fine.
00:39:43Yeah?
00:39:44Really?
00:39:45Yes.
00:39:45Yes.
00:39:46Good.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:49Um, I think it was hard or weird for her, too, you know?
00:39:54Just everything, everybody.
00:39:57No, I know.
00:39:57I'm trying to, you know, make some room for that.
00:40:02I'm trying to think about that.
00:40:03Are you?
00:40:04Trying to, yeah.
00:40:08Okay.
00:40:11What's up?
00:40:13She'd like to see you both.
00:40:17Okay.
00:40:17Yeah.
00:40:18Progress?
00:40:19Something.
00:40:20Something?
00:40:21Can we all go?
00:40:21You go first.
00:40:21All right.
00:40:22Let's go.
00:40:24Is it nice seeing her?
00:40:28I think so.
00:40:29I mean, I'm glad she seems okay, you know?
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:36Um, and thank you for talking to her.
00:40:39No, it's totally, I don't care.
00:40:42I think she just wanted to know how you are, you know?
00:40:44Yeah?
00:40:45Hey.
00:40:45Oh, sorry.
00:40:46No, no.
00:40:46Hi.
00:40:46Sorry.
00:40:47Oh, shit.
00:40:48Hey.
00:40:48I don't know what it'd be.
00:40:49Hi, roomie.
00:40:50How are you?
00:40:51Um, Stevie, this is my friend Sid.
00:40:53I'm Stevie.
00:40:54This is cousin Stevie.
00:40:55I'm his, I'm married into the family.
00:40:58Sorry.
00:40:58Stevie and Michelle, they let me stay on their couch when I was in New York.
00:41:02I was working in New York.
00:41:03Oh, that's nice.
00:41:04Best roommate ever.
00:41:05Yeah?
00:41:05Never saw you.
00:41:06Right.
00:41:063 a.m.
00:41:08Comes home, smelling like a psychopath, but very quiet.
00:41:12Can I inquire about the psychopath smell?
00:41:15Uh, pledge week at a Sicilian fraternity.
00:41:19Oh, okay.
00:41:20Sweat, death, lemons, garlic.
00:41:22I think it's the specific, more like restaurant.
00:41:24This is restaurant smell.
00:41:25Oh, and what was that last ingredient?
00:41:27Oh, the most cigarettes ever?
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30I actually, I.
00:41:31That feels a bit like, car me specific.
00:41:34Well.
00:41:35I, uh, I quit, actually.
00:41:37You quit smoking?
00:41:38He did.
00:41:38Congrats, man.
00:41:39Was it hard?
00:41:39It was.
00:41:40It was hard, but I, um, I really wanted to say thank you to you and Michelle, just for,
00:41:44for, for having me when you did.
00:41:47Pardon me, that was nothing.
00:41:47Come on.
00:41:48No, it was.
00:41:48You were busting your ass, totally inspiring us.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:52Guy with a passion, kind of killing himself to commit to it.
00:41:56We just had a couch.
00:41:57I know.
00:41:58That was easy.
00:41:58I just, I, I, I owe you forever.
00:42:00I owe you.
00:42:01Please.
00:42:01You owe us.
00:42:02No, you owe me, because I stayed and Michelle left.
00:42:04You owe me a dinner.
00:42:05Okay.
00:42:05Michelle gets nothing.
00:42:06I can do that.
00:42:07Yeah.
00:42:08Great.
00:42:08That's a deal.
00:42:08I saw you met Donna.
00:42:10Oh, yes.
00:42:12Donna rules, right?
00:42:13Yeah.
00:42:14It was, you know, it was, it was an experience.
00:42:17It was nice.
00:42:18It was fine.
00:42:18It was fine.
00:42:18Yeah.
00:42:19I think she's skedaddled with Lee.
00:42:21She left.
00:42:21She was with Lee?
00:42:22Who's Lee?
00:42:23Lee is a man I've met nine times, and I don't know who he is.
00:42:28All right, buddy.
00:42:30You see, we're both here.
00:42:34You want to say something, Frank?
00:42:37Both here, baby.
00:42:39There's too many people up there, right?
00:42:42Yeah.
00:42:43Yeah.
00:42:44Let's just be down here.
00:42:45It's so fun to hang out down here.
00:42:47We definitely don't have to dance down here.
00:42:50Okay.
00:43:15Yo, Rich, what the fuck are you doing?
00:43:17Yo, what are you doing?
00:43:20Oh, hey, Carm.
00:43:22Hi, Claire.
00:43:24Hey.
00:43:25Hi, everybody else.
00:43:27What's up?
00:43:27Hey, Uncle Carmy.
00:43:28Hi, baby.
00:43:29How are you doing?
00:43:30Uncle Carmy, can you sit?
00:43:32Oh, honey, I don't know.
00:43:34Sit down.
00:43:35Oh, okay.
00:43:36Sit down.
00:43:37I'll make some move.
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39All right.
00:43:40What are we doing?
00:43:41We're just hanging out down here because it's like, the vibes down here are just so fun.
00:43:46Yeah, no, it's nice.
00:43:47I like it down here.
00:43:48She's nervous.
00:43:49Oh, okay.
00:43:50All right.
00:43:50Go ahead.
00:43:51Are you fucking hiding?
00:43:52I can hear you.
00:43:53Hey, Shook.
00:43:54Stop hiding.
00:43:55What?
00:43:55What?
00:43:56Hey, hey.
00:43:56Uh, Shook.
00:43:57Yo, yo, yo.
00:43:58Hi.
00:43:59Everyone.
00:44:00Hey.
00:44:00Hi, Shook.
00:44:01Hi, honey.
00:44:02You want to just come in?
00:44:03Hey.
00:44:04What's going on?
00:44:04We're just hanging out.
00:44:06Evie is afraid of doing the father's, uh, stepfather, daughter dance, and, uh, we're
00:44:11just telling her that she doesn't have to do it.
00:44:13Right, guys?
00:44:14Yeah, dancing is so stupid.
00:44:15Yeah.
00:44:16You sad about something else, honey?
00:44:18No, Francie, where are you going?
00:44:19Seriously hiding for me?
00:44:20Okay, this is...
00:44:21Under a table.
00:44:22Nothing to do with you.
00:44:23Jesus, just sit down.
00:44:24Hi, Auntie Francie.
00:44:25Hi, honey.
00:44:27It's actually really cool down here.
00:44:29Be quiet.
00:44:30Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys.
00:44:31Honey, what are you sad about?
00:44:36Well, I guess I'm sad about my dog dying.
00:44:38Oh, baby.
00:44:39Oh, yeah.
00:44:40Sweetheart, um, hey, Jonathan died, like, three years ago, and you didn't even really
00:44:44like him.
00:44:44Right?
00:44:46What's really going on?
00:44:48Yeah.
00:44:49Hey, baby.
00:44:49You can tell us.
00:44:50You scared about something else?
00:44:52I saw them go under here.
00:44:53Hello?
00:44:54Hey.
00:44:54Hey.
00:44:55Yeah, come in.
00:44:56What?
00:44:57This is fire.
00:44:58You want to meet Kel, my girlfriend?
00:44:59Just sit down.
00:45:00Sit down.
00:45:01He'll name Kelly.
00:45:01Yeah, okay.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:02You afraid of something else, baby?
00:45:04I got to text Parker's right at the table.
00:45:05I mean, I'm scared all the time.
00:45:07Stevie in here?
00:45:07So is Uncle Carmy.
00:45:09Right, Carmy?
00:45:10Oh, yeah.
00:45:11I get scared.
00:45:11You get scared, Carmy?
00:45:13Big time.
00:45:14I get really scared sometimes, yeah.
00:45:16Yeah, honey, Carmy is very scared.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:20Hello?
00:45:21Yo, Sid, we're under the table.
00:45:22Sid?
00:45:23Hey, Stevie.
00:45:23Hey, Stevie.
00:45:24Under here.
00:45:24We're under the table.
00:45:25Everybody's here.
00:45:26Oh, you found us.
00:45:27Hey, Sid.
00:45:28Hey.
00:45:29How about you, guys?
00:45:30This is interesting.
00:45:31We're talking about what we're afraid of.
00:45:33Eva, that's Auntie Sidney.
00:45:35Sidney, Eva.
00:45:36Hi.
00:45:37Hi, Auntie Sidney.
00:45:38Hi.
00:45:39I'm Brenton Todd.
00:45:40Oh, hey.
00:45:41Hi.
00:45:42Hi.
00:45:43Hi.
00:45:43I'm Steve.
00:45:43Uh, Sid, Stevie, you guys get scared, right?
00:45:47All the time.
00:45:47Every day.
00:45:48Yes.
00:45:48I knew he was hiding down here.
00:45:51What's going on?
00:45:51Oh.
00:45:52Hi.
00:45:53Hi.
00:45:54Hi.
00:45:54Hi, baby.
00:45:55Hi, baby.
00:45:55What's going on?
00:45:56I'm just talking to Evie.
00:45:58Oh, about what?
00:46:00Afraid.
00:46:03Hi.
00:46:03Hi.
00:46:06Why don't we all go around and say what we're afraid of?
00:46:10Hmm.
00:46:10Hmm.
00:46:11Yeah.
00:46:11I'll start.
00:46:13I am horrified of bees.
00:46:15Hmm.
00:46:15Cool.
00:46:16I mean, bees.
00:46:17No?
00:46:18Okay.
00:46:18Richie?
00:46:19Oh, uh, AI, specifically the singularity, but like, you know, in general, just artificial intelligence.
00:46:25Frank?
00:46:26Yeah.
00:46:27I'm afraid of heights.
00:46:28Big ones.
00:46:29Neil?
00:46:30I'm afraid of, like, big dogs.
00:46:32Ooh.
00:46:32You never know what they're going to do, and, I don't know.
00:46:36Yeah.
00:46:36His head.
00:46:37That is scary.
00:46:38I'm afraid of enclosed spaces.
00:46:40Like, I got, like, two-minute stops in here.
00:46:42Hmm.
00:46:43You know what I'm saying?
00:46:44So.
00:46:45Kel?
00:46:46Um, I guess, like, the gradual collapse of the planet and all the infrastructure.
00:46:51Okay.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:52I was going to say that.
00:46:53That's dark.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:55I was going to say that.
00:46:56Shug?
00:46:57I am afraid of best friends betraying me.
00:47:00Francine?
00:47:01You go.
00:47:01My biggest fear is friends betraying me.
00:47:04Oh, is it?
00:47:05Oh, is it?
00:47:06Yeah.
00:47:06Because, actually, I have a little story for all of you.
00:47:07I want you to hear your story.
00:47:10It's nice.
00:47:10It happened to you, too.
00:47:11It happened to you, too.
00:47:11It happened to you, too.
00:47:13Nice.
00:47:14Nice.
00:47:15Nice.
00:47:16Tiff, please.
00:47:17I think it's Tiff's turn.
00:47:19Yes.
00:47:19Yeah.
00:47:20Yes.
00:47:20I am afraid of losing people that I love.
00:47:25Stevie?
00:47:26Do you know what I'm afraid of?
00:47:27I'm afraid of every disease.
00:47:30Anyone, you can pick it.
00:47:31Lou.
00:47:32Lou.
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:33I get a shot for...
00:47:35Sid?
00:47:37Um, I'm afraid of failing.
00:47:41I think of messing stuff up.
00:47:43That's scary to me.
00:47:45Mm-hmm.
00:47:45Mm-hmm.
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:46Mm-hmm.
00:47:49Carm?
00:47:49Oh, I am afraid of...
00:47:53Sarah?
00:47:53Oh, Pete!
00:47:54Under the table.
00:47:55Hey, babe.
00:47:55Under here.
00:47:55Right here.
00:47:57Come on in, guys.
00:47:59Oh, what the fuck?
00:48:01Just sit down.
00:48:01Everybody's here.
00:48:02Hey.
00:48:02This is dope.
00:48:03Um, we're saying what we're afraid of.
00:48:06You three say what you're afraid of.
00:48:07Oh, um, capers.
00:48:10Uh, I'm afraid of spiders, but I also love spiders.
00:48:14Aw.
00:48:15I'm afraid of running out of creativity.
00:48:17That's it.
00:48:19Cool.
00:48:19Who's next?
00:48:21Arm?
00:48:21Yeah, card.
00:48:22Uh, yeah.
00:48:23Yeah.
00:48:24Um, I don't know.
00:48:27What's, what's like the opposite of chaos?
00:48:29It's, uh...
00:48:30Hmm.
00:48:32Um, peace?
00:48:34Right.
00:48:36Uh, math, then.
00:48:37I think it would be math.
00:48:38You're very bad.
00:48:39It would be math.
00:48:40That's math.
00:48:41No good at math.
00:48:41You're really good at math, aren't you?
00:48:43Math's also afraid of you.
00:48:44Math.
00:48:46What about you, Evie?
00:48:51I'm afraid of...
00:48:54dancing.
00:48:55Oh, sure.
00:48:58Dancing's terrible.
00:49:01You don't ever have to dance, okay?
00:49:03You don't have to do it.
00:49:04And I'm, I'm terrified of dancing, too, so I get it.
00:49:07Because dancing is terrifying.
00:49:10Yeah.
00:49:10Yeah.
00:49:11Yeah, and you don't have to do it, baby.
00:49:13Like, I, I just wanted to have fun with you.
00:49:15I have fun with you.
00:49:16And if you don't want to dance, we don't have to dance.
00:49:19Okay?
00:49:19Okay.
00:49:21I love you, sweetie.
00:49:22I love you too, Otto.
00:49:25You got it?
00:49:26Yeah.
00:49:27We can all get out of here.
00:49:28Here, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:30I gotta get a photo of this, though.
00:49:31Yeah.
00:49:32This might never happen.
00:49:33I'm gonna get a photo.
00:49:35Get your...
00:49:35Get your...
00:49:36Get your...
00:49:36Get your...
00:49:36Get your...
00:49:36Get your...
00:49:37Get your...
00:49:37Get your...
00:49:37Get your...
00:49:37Get your...
00:49:39Get your back.
00:49:40Here we go.
00:49:41Wait, I...
00:49:42Here we go, you guys.
00:49:44Bears on three.
00:49:46One, two.
00:49:47Bears!
00:49:50Bears!
00:49:51Okay.
00:49:52Got it?
00:49:53Another one.
00:49:54One more.
00:49:55One more.
00:49:56Here we go.
00:49:57I don't have any space.
00:49:58Okay.
00:49:59Four, two, three.
00:50:00Bears!
00:50:02That was good.
00:50:03One more.
00:50:04One more.
00:50:04Should I be hopeful?
00:50:09All around me.
00:50:11I see you too.
00:50:12It's been...
00:50:14All around to me.
00:50:19See?
00:50:20That was nothing.
00:50:21Thank you, Richie.
00:50:23I didn't do anything, man.
00:50:26That was tough.
00:50:27Yeah, well, you know.
00:50:30There's a lot of that.
00:50:32A lot of what?
00:50:34I don't know all of this, you know?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:39Good luck.
00:50:42Hey, thanks.
00:50:44Hey, buddy.
00:50:45Hey.
00:50:45Hey, I got you.
00:50:46You're so pretty.
00:50:48Yeah, I'm here.
00:50:48Oh, Neil, that's so nice.
00:50:50What?
00:50:51I didn't say anything.
00:50:52What?
00:50:52I just heard you say it.
00:50:54No, I...
00:50:55I didn't say that.
00:50:57Where did you?
00:50:58I know, but I said that Claire Bear was here.
00:51:01Claire Bear's here.
00:51:03It's all around me.
00:51:08It's all around me.
00:51:13It's all around me.
00:51:22Richard.
00:51:25Hey, James.
00:51:29Claire Bear.
00:51:32Gorgeous.
00:51:33Tiffany.
00:51:34Looking absolutely beautiful.
00:51:37I'm telling you.
00:51:38You and that fucking tweaked-out line-cooked pal of yours,
00:51:42you're a pair of fucking idiots.
00:51:43Yeah.
00:51:45Idiots.
00:51:46Yeah, I know.
00:51:49I mean, I gotta say that this Frank character was a pretty fucking nice guy, too, right?
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:58Yeah, I know.
00:51:59Sucks a bit?
00:52:03Yeah.
00:52:04The most.
00:52:08You okay?
00:52:12Neil, I'm okay.
00:52:17Let me be your shelter, shelter
00:52:20From a storm outside
00:52:24Let me be your shelter, shelter
00:52:28From a storm outside
00:52:29Natalie?
00:52:31Yes, Francine?
00:52:36I...
00:52:38What?
00:52:43I think about you a lot.
00:52:45I bet.
00:52:54I do miss you.
00:52:59And I...
00:53:01Really hope that you're happy.
00:53:04And that...
00:53:07You have someone who loves you.
00:53:16I think about you, too.
00:53:18Do I?
00:53:19Do you?
00:53:19Do you?
00:53:25Yeah.
00:53:25I think about how smart you are.
00:53:29How hard you work.
00:53:33How funny you are.
00:53:37And I just think, holy shit, she's probably doing something great.
00:53:45Well, I am.
00:53:52I think I'm going to tell Kelly I love her.
00:53:58What?
00:53:58Yeah.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00It's amazing.
00:54:01Yeah.
00:54:01Should I?
00:54:02Is that weird?
00:54:03No.
00:54:03It's not weird to, like, tell someone you love them at, like, someone else's wedding for the first time?
00:54:06Absolutely not.
00:54:07Where now is the love?
00:54:08Today's the day.
00:54:09Today's the day.
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:10Do you feel it?
00:54:11Yeah.
00:54:12I want to be good.
00:54:13You know?
00:54:14You deserve to be good.
00:54:15Like, she makes me want to be good.
00:54:17It's crazy.
00:54:19You ever been to Kyoto, James?
00:54:21Never have.
00:54:23You?
00:54:24Uh-uh.
00:54:27William Friedkin, he tells us, you know who that is?
00:54:30Of course I know who the fuck that is.
00:54:32Yeah, fucking G.
00:54:33The fucking G.
00:54:33Right, so he's in, uh, Japan, right?
00:54:37Promoting The Exorcist or whatever.
00:54:40And he decides to visit some famous garden in Kyoto.
00:54:45And he gets there, no flowers, no trees or nothing, just a few rocks and a bunch of combed sand.
00:54:54And he's looking at it, he's like, maybe these rocks are, like, planets or countries?
00:55:01And he's like, oh, no.
00:55:03What if they're families or people?
00:55:06And this garden is showing how spaced out everyone is from everybody else, how separated they are, how alone, right?
00:55:15Huh.
00:55:15And the only thing that's connecting them or touching them is this sand.
00:55:19And, wow, he's, like, really moved, like, really fucking moved by this.
00:55:29But I'm, like, standing here so relieved, you know, fucking really grateful because I, I think I've been looking at
00:55:43this all wrong.
00:55:46You're not, you're not one of the rocks.
00:55:50I think I'm the sand, man.
00:56:01Okay.
00:56:03Come on, let's smoke.
00:56:05Lead the way, Crashopper.
00:56:08Lindsay, you want to maybe try to be friends?
00:56:15Yeah.
00:56:18You won't fuck me over.
00:56:22No, I will not fuck you over, Natalie.
00:56:25Okay, thank you.
00:56:25Because, you know, if you do fuck me over, I will fucking kill you.
00:56:29Listen, if you fuck me over, then I will kill you.
00:56:31Okay, well.
00:56:32Well.
00:56:36What were you going to tell me?
00:56:38What?
00:56:38Earlier.
00:56:39What do you mean?
00:56:41You said you had something to tell me.
00:56:43I.
00:56:45Like, big deal something.
00:56:49In here?
00:56:51You said it.
00:56:52I.
00:56:53I.
00:56:59I love you.
00:57:02Like, like, like, like a crazy amount.
00:57:06Like, so much.
00:57:11I do.
00:57:16I love you, too.
00:57:18Really?
00:57:20Big time.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:26Golly.
00:57:28My heart was pumping.
00:57:29Oh, man.
00:57:34Sid told me about, um, her dad.
00:57:38Yeah, scary.
00:57:39Yeah.
00:57:40Really scary.
00:57:43I'm glad you were there.
00:57:45Yeah, me too.
00:57:52I'm really surprised you're here.
00:57:56Why?
00:57:57Shouldn't you be at work?
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00Um, closed.
00:58:01Today.
00:58:02So.
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:03Sunday.
00:58:05Right.
00:58:05Your favorite.
00:58:07That's right.
00:58:08Mm-hmm.
00:58:15I really, uh, forced you to participate.
00:58:22You will make me call your name.
00:58:25Kind of.
00:58:26Yeah, I'm participating more.
00:58:29That's good, right?
00:58:30Well, yeah.
00:58:31I should say I'm, um, I'm trying to participate more.
00:58:36An important step.
00:58:37Is it?
00:58:38Yeah.
00:58:39Well, maybe the most important.
00:58:40Oh.
00:58:44Shit, um, you finished your residency.
00:58:50That is so great.
00:58:51And, and congratulations.
00:58:53Yeah, that, that happened yesterday.
00:58:55How, how did you know that?
00:58:57It's so weird.
00:58:58You spying on me?
00:58:59Yes.
00:59:00Yeah.
00:59:01Mm.
00:59:01Yeah, yeah.
00:59:02Mm-hmm.
00:59:02I knew it.
00:59:03No, um, Ted told me.
00:59:13You, uh, you doing all right?
00:59:18Yeah.
00:59:20No, it's a lot of family.
00:59:25How do you, how do you do these things?
00:59:28Terrible.
00:59:30I just do a better job of hiding it.
00:59:32Right.
00:59:33Yeah.
00:59:39Karma, I mean, like, how are you doing generally?
00:59:43Getting there.
00:59:47You?
00:59:50Getting there.
01:00:04When, uh...
01:00:06Sugar called me about Michael.
01:00:11I was working.
01:00:12I was on the line.
01:00:13And, uh...
01:00:16I didn't want to think about it,
01:00:17so I put my hand on the burner.
01:00:22It wasn't, uh...
01:00:25A hot pot.
01:00:29I didn't think that it was.
01:00:33I'm trying to tell people a thing.
01:00:39Terrifying.
01:00:41Yeah.
01:00:46Is this, um...
01:00:48terrifying?
01:00:55No.
01:00:57We may never meet again.
01:01:00Okay.
01:01:08Okay, what else?
01:01:09A hundred candles, right?
01:01:12And a big cake.
01:01:14How big?
01:01:16Marcus.
01:01:17You know, my friend Marcus,
01:01:20he makes absolutely the best cakes in the world.
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:23Well, we wouldn't know,
01:01:24because we're not allowed to see.
01:01:26It's crazy that we haven't been yet.
01:01:27All right.
01:01:28Yeah, we're almost there.
01:01:29You know, when it's perfect,
01:01:30you know, we would love to have you guys.
01:01:32Uh, excuse me, gents.
01:01:34I was, uh...
01:01:36hoping to get a dance with a gorgeous young lady.
01:01:38Oh, she's not really in a dancing mood today.
01:01:41Oh, golly, forgive me.
01:01:42I was actually hoping to take my first spin
01:01:44with the, uh...
01:01:45the other gorgeous young lady.
01:01:47Oh.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:50I'm gonna put this there.
01:01:53Be good.
01:01:55Are we gonna be good?
01:01:57I don't think we should be.
01:01:59Should we flip over a table?
01:02:01You know what?
01:02:03You kitty cats, chill.
01:02:05I'll be right back.
01:02:06I'm not a kitty cat.
01:02:08You know, that's exactly what a kitty cat would say.
01:02:11I think we should be kitty cats the rest of the day.
01:02:13What do you think?
01:02:14Thank you so much for coming.
01:02:16You would not miss it for the world.
01:02:18I know, but...
01:02:23What?
01:02:24What's the matter?
01:02:26It's just...
01:02:27the scary part of the divorce
01:02:28was I thought I was gonna lose you
01:02:30and, you know,
01:02:31Stevie and Chell
01:02:32and Carmi and Matt
01:02:34and everybody.
01:02:35You know, leave me.
01:02:37Well...
01:02:38My family's such a mess, you know?
01:02:40And they're all over the place
01:02:41and I'm...
01:02:42Look, they're not even here.
01:02:43I don't have anybody here
01:02:44and the...
01:02:46Bearzottos are like a family to me.
01:02:48Oh my God.
01:02:49Well, that is a horrific fucking notion,
01:02:50I'll tell you that.
01:02:51I know, but guys...
01:02:54You're really important to me.
01:02:56And if I lost the bears, I don't...
01:02:58Okay, okay.
01:03:00Viv, listen to me now.
01:03:02There are way too many things to worry about
01:03:04in this nasty shithole of a world.
01:03:06For you?
01:03:08There ain't one of them.
01:03:09No.
01:03:10No, ma'am.
01:03:12Unfortunately for you,
01:03:13you're a bear forever.
01:03:14My condolences.
01:03:16I love you.
01:03:17I love you too.
01:03:21Yeah, the road is dark
01:03:26And it's a thin, thin line
01:03:31But I want you to know
01:03:34I'll walk it for you anytime
01:03:39Maybe your other girlfriend
01:03:43You know, I can love other girls.
01:03:45What?
01:03:47With Francine?
01:03:48Yeah.
01:03:49No, babe.
01:03:50Oh.
01:03:50I've been ready for love
01:03:52Honey, I'm tougher than the rest
01:03:58Oh.
01:04:00Good one.
01:04:12Do you want to dance?
01:04:15That's not going to burn you alive?
01:04:19No.
01:04:21Are you sure?
01:04:23I don't think so.
01:04:26It's a good way to participate.
01:04:29Yeah, it is.
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:34What do you say?
01:04:38Whatever.
01:04:39Okay.
01:04:42Oh, your hand.
01:04:45You know what you're doing?
01:04:47You're right.
01:04:56I was really surprised
01:04:58You didn't say that, uh,
01:05:00refrigerators were the thing
01:05:01you were the most afraid of.
01:05:03Mm.
01:05:05Swing and a miss.
01:05:30Okay, I'll try it.
01:05:34Yeah?
01:05:35Only for one minute.
01:05:38You sure?
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:41Cool.
01:05:48Thank you for coming with me.
01:05:50Of course.
01:05:51Also, you know,
01:05:54this is like a pretty rich wedding,
01:05:55so food is, is about, you know,
01:05:58I don't know.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00Oh, shit.
01:06:01Um, you never told me
01:06:03what you're nervous about.
01:06:05Yeah, I, uh,
01:06:06just a decision.
01:06:10Okay.
01:06:12You think the right one?
01:06:14I don't know.
01:06:16I think there's only one.
01:06:17Yeah.
01:06:17Honey, I'm tougher than the rest.
01:06:21Yeah, if you're rough enough alone,
01:06:24Honey, I'm tougher than the rest.
01:06:29Oh, shit.
01:06:36Uh...
01:06:37Hey, uh...
01:06:46Oh, yeah.
01:06:50Oh, yeah.
01:06:53Oh, yeah.
01:06:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:07:38Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:08:19Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:32Oh, oh, oh.
01:09:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:35Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:36Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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