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The Bear - Season 4 - Episode 05: Replicants
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00:14So I tell him, yeah, sure, you can stay here while I'm gone over the weekend, but there can be
00:18no mischief.
00:21Of course, he says, and I tell him how serious I am, right?
00:24And there can be no mischief, and I tell him he has to water the plants.
00:29I just think, you know, God forbid he does something crazy like I'm thinking he's going to.
00:34You have to water the plants, I tell him.
00:37You have to water this plant, absolutely this plant.
00:40It's an alocasia that belonged to our dead mother, and I'm the one that's been nursing it back to fucking
00:43health alone, right?
00:46And so, um, he promises me, you know, yeah, I'll take care of the plant.
00:52He's explained to me, he's sober.
00:54Six months, three weeks, 14 days, eight hours sober.
00:59He's my brother, and I love him.
01:02I want to kill him.
01:04And love him and kill him again.
01:09I choose to believe him.
01:18Anyhow, he looks at me like he's just a kid, and he says, Georgie, I love you.
01:22I'm not gonna, I'm gonna water the plants.
01:24There's no mischief.
01:27I believe him.
01:29I do.
01:31I believe him.
01:33And I'm gone three days.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38And when I get back, I open that door.
01:42And, you know, a little mischief would have been one thing.
01:45I mean, it was only mischief.
01:46There are four people naked, asleep, on my couch.
01:49None of them are my brother, by the way.
01:52Thank God, actually.
01:53And, you know, there's beer bottles and burnt foil everywhere, cigarettes.
01:58Throw up, which then he tells me, no, that was, that was there before.
02:03I walk down my hallway into my bedroom.
02:06And there on my bed, ripped up everywhere are actually not what you're probably thinking,
02:12but ketchup packets, which is equally confusing, as it is genuinely terrifying.
02:19And I'm, you know, I'm heartbroken, and I'm nauseous, and I'm really starting to panic,
02:27because I think he's dead.
02:31And I turn into my bathroom, and they're in the bathtub.
02:39He is fully clothed.
02:43He is smoking a cigarette.
02:47He's happy.
02:48I mean, he's happy as I've ever seen him.
02:51And I look at him, and I start to cry.
02:56And, you know, he starts to sing this song, which our mother used to love.
03:03It's a Doris Day song.
03:04It's called Magic.
03:05Magic, um, do you know what?
03:07It's, uh, the stars desert the skies and rush to nestle in your eyes.
03:11It's magic, you know.
03:14And I'm staring at him, and he's singing, and I sit on the toilet seat, and I just,
03:21I mean, I just totally lose it.
03:24And he comes over to me, he sits down at my feet, and he looks up at me, and he
03:31says,
03:32Georgie, don't worry, I watered the plants.
03:43Thanks.
03:46Thanks.
03:53You got the cool water, when the fever runs high.
04:06You got the look of love light in your eyes, and I wasn't crazy motion, till you calmed me down.
04:21You took a little time, but you calmed me down.
04:32Oh, let me live in your city.
04:35The river's so pretty, the river's so pretty, the air is so fine, rent me a room where I can
04:45lay over.
04:46Oh, I'm just a traveler, oh, I'm just a traveler, eatin' up my traveling time.
04:54I'm just a traveler, eatin' up my traveling time.
05:08You took a little time to get to me.
05:19Oh, let me live in your city, the river's so pretty, the air is so fine, rent me a room
05:31where I can lay over.
05:35Oh, I'm just a traveler, eatin' up traveling time.
05:40Oh, I'm just a traveler, eatin' up my traveling time.
05:46Oh, I'm just a traveler, eatin' up my traveling time.
06:21Oh, I'm just a traveler, eatin' up my traveling time.
06:41Friends have said to lock the door and have an open house no more
06:45They said the factory must change and slowly slip away
06:59But if I have to live in fear where will I get my ideas with all those crazy people gone
07:06Will I slowly slip away
07:17Still there's no more Billy name Andine is not the same
07:21Wanted with a turtle
07:23Help me be slowly
07:26Hey baby
07:27Hi, hey, um, have you seen a, like, big knife?
07:32Oh shit, you sound weird
07:34Are you okay?
07:36I am fine, I promise a sick day
07:38Okay, well what do you need?
07:40I'm fine, what do you need?
07:43What does the big knife look like other than a really big knife?
07:47Nothing, I'll find it
07:48Original floors, so sick
07:50Radiant heating, I mean, come on, closets everywhere
07:53Got the master on the second floor, uh, guest on the first
07:57Cute little kitsch, I hope you guys like to cook
08:01Will you try this and be honest?
08:04Of course I'll be honest
08:05No, you'll be nice and bullshit me
08:08I won't
08:09You will, you will kiss my ass, as you should, but not this time
08:15Okay?
08:16Okay, I won't
08:16If I close the factory door and don't see those people anymore
08:19Color
08:20One of the easiest ways to spot the age of a wine is by its color
08:23I'll slowly slip away
08:27It's the exact same shit
08:39You sound frazzled
08:40Yeah, well I'm busy, you know, I'm just like
08:42I don't know
08:43I miss you
08:44Yes, I miss you too
08:45You haven't called
08:46I'm sorry, you haven't seen it, like, at all
08:48I wouldn't touch that shit
08:50This is a hip neighborhood
08:51There's a lot of skaters moving in, I think
08:53There's a lot of white kids with baggy pants moving in this neighborhood
08:56Which is like, you know what I mean?
08:58Which, that could be good, unfortunately
09:00What can I do by myself?
09:03It's good to hear from someone else
09:05It's good to hear a crazy voice
09:08Will not slip away
09:11It sucks
09:14You're lying
09:14I'm lying
09:17Bitch
09:18If I have to live in fear, my ideas will slowly slip away
09:27If I have to live in fear, I'm afraid my life will slip away
09:32Okay, I just, um, feel better, let me know if you need anything
09:35I gotta go to find this thing, sorry
09:38Love you
09:38Bye, yeah, you too, bye
09:41Fuck
09:42Fuck, really?
09:43My boy Sammy facted the floors
09:45Actually, hold on, I'm getting hit up right now
09:48Do you know what this address is?
09:53Will not slip away
09:56Jesus Christ
09:58If I have to live in fear, where will I get my ideas with all those crazy people gone?
10:05And I slowly slip away
10:08When did you get your real estate license?
10:09Uh, a few months ago, while you were in Copenhagen with that hot guy
10:13Were you jealous?
10:15No, I think it's cool that we have other friends
10:17I think that's healthy
10:20How many houses have you sold?
10:22Including this one?
10:23Mm-hmm
10:25One
10:28You good?
10:29Mm-hmm
10:30It feels small, right?
10:32Yeah
10:34It's fucked up, I mean, it's crazy to think of just like, you know
10:38All the good times and the life that was had in here
10:42Right?
10:43Big time
10:46You know what I think about a lot?
10:48What's up?
10:50Whenever you sell a house, there's always something bad
10:55Think so?
10:57Yeah, like, you know, you run out of money, somebody dies, you get divorced, move out
11:04I mean, you could also say it's good
11:06Like, I don't know, you know, people have kids, people get married, people made money, they want to buy something
11:15I never thought about that
11:16I know
11:18It's because I'm wise
11:20It's why they call it moving
11:24Moving on
11:26I don't know
11:27Like you moved on from design to real estate
11:30No, dawg, this is a side hustle
11:32Design remains my passion
11:34Don't at me
11:36Alright
11:37Friends have said to lock the door, watch out for what comes through that door
11:42That's it, the factory must change
11:45This is it?
11:47This is it
11:48Beautiful
11:49Morning, chefs
11:50What's up, Chuck?
11:51Just crushed the living shit out of an AA meeting
11:53What's up, Chief? Charles D. Valentino
11:55Albert Schnur
11:56Pleasure
11:57What's this? We're gonna need some more bread
11:58Chief, you got bread?
11:59Coming, guy
12:01What's going on, my guy? Christopher Zuccaro
12:03Albert Schnur
12:04Albert, you look a lot like this asshole I used to know
12:07Is his name Albert?
12:07Are you an asshole?
12:09Depends on the day
12:10Let's go!
12:11Yeah
12:14That's the team
12:15Just the three of you?
12:16One for prep
12:17Three for service
12:18One for breakdown
12:19And one more to prep for the next day
12:22So what I'm hearing is that you're getting
12:24Six shifts out of three workers
12:26Am I hearing this right?
12:27You're a beautiful dick, don't you sir
12:30How you doing?
12:31Bread trucks out front
12:32Bread trucks out front
12:33All right
12:33Whew
12:35You look good, dude
12:36Cuccinelli
12:38I don't quite know how to take that
12:40Take it as a compliment
12:41Tidy fact
12:42Yeah, Albert Schnur
12:43Nice to meet you, sir
12:44Bread truck
12:45Yeah
12:46So you've seen the space
12:48Yeah
12:49The question I keep having is
12:50I know there's room for growth
12:52But I just can't seem to find it
12:54I keep trying to think big
12:57You don't have to
12:59I don't?
12:59No, no
13:00What has kept you in such great stead all these years?
13:04I don't know
13:04Thinking small
13:07What do you mean?
13:08Look
13:08Look at this place
13:09What is it?
13:10150 square feet?
13:12Yeah
13:13There's no tables
13:14There's no servers
13:15You don't even have baskets for the sandwiches
13:17Which is good, by the way
13:18Because you don't have to spend all that time and money
13:20You know, cleaning it up
13:21And you are either meeting or exceeding last year's numbers
13:25And why?
13:27Because you think small
13:29Think small
13:31Big money
13:33Take notes
13:34Guys
13:35It's a beautiful dictum, sir
13:37Come check it out
13:50You sigh the sun begins
13:55You speak and I hear violins
14:01It's magic
14:06Alright
14:07Let's go, let's go
14:09Make this
14:11Not complete, total, nightmare, failure, ABS, fucking bitch
14:17In the hole
14:17It's magic
14:20It's magic
14:21About a golden one
14:26Okay, best of three
14:27There you go
14:29Oh, Mr. John
14:32Man and the other
14:33Go
14:33I love you
14:38I love you
14:40You'll like me
14:43I love you
14:44I love you
14:45You're not
14:46You're not
14:59You're not
15:04He says something!
15:05Your friend!
15:06I love you!
15:08I love you.
15:09Yeah!
15:21Yo, Chef.
15:23Hey, Chef.
15:24Hey, I got you.
15:26Walk us.
15:31Is this it?
15:32It's all we can afford, Jeff.
15:35Yikes.
15:36Yeah, yikes.
15:38I would never tell you how to do your job, Chef.
15:41Ever, never, ever.
15:43And you know I trust you.
15:45But this week it's two components and we barely got enough.
15:50Barely to get through tonight.
15:52We keep going like this, next week it's gonna be down to one component.
15:56And you do you, but I can't help but wonder if we just made it consistent.
16:02We could stretch it out.
16:02Yes, and I've eaten every dish and they're all excellent.
16:06You hear me?
16:08Excellent, Chef.
16:10And if we could just make the same thing, they would get better and better.
16:15And we could get faster and faster.
16:17And I know I've only been doing this for five years and I don't pretend to know anything,
16:20but I can feel you chasing something.
16:24I could feel you fixating on something and I think that's cool.
16:28I think we all have goals, but I just wanted you to hear something out loud.
16:35What's that?
16:37You the shit, baby.
16:40You got nothing to prove.
16:46Shit.
16:47I don't think I know what I'm gonna do.
16:53You got nothing to prove?
16:59You got nothing to prove?
17:08A no one to prove the best.
17:12I ain't gonna be lying now.
17:13You got nothing to prove that I'm in trouble.
17:15I'm not sure if you're gonna be consistent.
17:16I know the truth is a mistake.
17:16yo yo good i think we just saw my mom's house yeah all right put one on the board for
17:23chester
17:23sold to the first person too feel good yeah all right don't tell me about that dehydrated
17:35pair of violet caramel nice what's the green shiso looks familiar ready you tell me okay
18:02it's beautiful i'm gonna with that for the rest of your life if you could you missed a part what
18:15where'd you get that from ledger domain
18:32what do you think
18:35lamb's going out tonight i don't know karma i think i might need some more time no non-negotiables
18:43pickups gonna be a bitch though dude i didn't even think about that yeah it's a good thing i got
18:47you
18:47some firepower what kind what's going on mustache mustache oh
18:54shit they say you're gonna get some help i used to
19:31i have two words for you real estate agent that's three words look you have a
19:43brilliant concept here a simple delicious brilliant concept but have we reached the
19:49uh the the ceiling for opportunity no no you haven't i've got one word for you
19:56mini franchise are you saying we should yes yes that is exactly what i'm saying expansion
20:03through replication i don't know the berzado family are you kidding me they're gonna love it
20:09you know you look you keep the family feel you go slow one shop at a time that way you
20:14can ensure
20:15quality control and uh you know if you do this right uh you could be bigger than arby's
20:22i don't know yes you do yes you do and you know when you hit it big you know you
20:28know maybe you'll
20:28think about uh old albert here and uh cut him in for a little piece of the pie uh in
20:33this case beef
20:34we have the beef is see that dead you're already thinking like a like an ad agent i'm loving it
20:40what no that you can't use that see that's mcdonald's dot dot dot dot yeah that's mcdonald's
20:44i'm loving it eat fresh well see that's subway 7-eleven what are you saying to me you're just naming
20:49stores now
20:50oh okay excuse me busted what are you doing here um i found myself saying a bit longer in chicago
21:01and i also heard this restaurant isn't bad oh did you hear though that they for sure can't afford you
21:08oh you can afford a stash okay well that is very kind but i i feel kind of bad just
21:15because like you're
21:16gonna be showing peas for me for the next three weeks oh yeah i thought um i was told i
21:22was gonna
21:22get to work on some chives is that chiles some chives yeah no chives no choice for you no no
21:29you're
21:29just i like i just i'm not sure you're there yet you know what i mean to work on chives
21:34that's crazy
21:35how that is fully two syllables when you say that wait how's it how's this right i'm a i'm a
21:42i'm a stash
21:42in chicago wow chills down my spine i want to chop chives this is awful is that not good it's
21:49all right
21:49give me some time oh yeah no for sure yeah well while you're sort of shelling the peas you can
21:54practice in the corner yeah just so i know ahead of time what hot closet are you gonna lock me
21:58in oh
21:58the one uh where we ferment the fish well thanks so much this has been a pleasure uh i'll see
22:05you
22:05upstairs i'll be the guy chopping chives oh oh no bueno just bad just all around bad okay bye
22:21hey local live
22:26uh reservations are okay you know uh review hasn't killed us yet honestly the review made the restaurant
22:32sound sound not boring who made that chef carmen fucking dumb it's excellent i like people that set
22:43expectations great hey morning chef um i wanted to talk to you about a um i'm sorry i was all
22:56right
22:56just pause you you go sorry no um these are repeats yes these are like
23:10all repeats yeah i was going to talk to you about that feeling alive are you i don't look it
23:18you look
23:19like you're about to stand on that chair and let out a blood-curdling buck yeah maybe if i stand
23:25on
23:25a chair and yell i can inspire people inspire people to what inspire them
23:31at the beef stand you walked in and that place was fucking rocking all right it was alive and you
23:45were part of it and it was a fucking vibe in there you know what i'm saying so what you
23:51got
24:00oh god no nothing what what is this it's a set menu it's the greatest hits from the last couple
24:10months so we have six dishes plus marcus's desserts okay and when you change your mind i won't
24:20am i supposed to believe you you you change your mind you change the menu i changed the menu to
24:26challenge myself and that wasn't fair all right it was selfish it didn't make anything better
24:36i know that i'm not great with consistency yeah clearly
24:47but me neither so
24:52i'm sorry sit
24:56can i ask you something yeah shoot okay my daughter wanted this like really expensive teddy
25:06bear so i told her no okay someone else bought it for stepdad oh that's a crime right mm-hmm
25:13yeah
25:14felony yeah it's illegal many states who's the stepdad frank who's frank
25:24nice nice oof that sucks i've got luca now now with marcus so if we get in the shit yeah
25:34right and then three more dishes and we are you're home right he's all stuck on the lamb forever it
25:43seems yeah what's that pin oh checkered flag you race sometimes
25:53dad's detroit indycar 1992 okay mm-hmm you drive nope
26:02got it also i want to make sure this is a two-way street you know i know you've wanted
26:08to talk to me
26:08and i i want to give you the space to to do that okay yeah well kind of two things
26:15okay
26:17the first is that i lost my cleaver and it's just very annoying you you need a cleaver
26:25maybe yeah i don't know we'll get you yeah i know for sure okay
26:30chef carmen is your cousin no oh but natalie is also no got it what's uh what's two
26:42there's an updated agreement
26:47yeah um okay we uh we redrafted a couple of terms and i really i think this is going to
26:59be really
26:59good you know for everybody but there was one thing i wanted to explain to you and um
27:07hi hi baby there's baby sweetie these are the bears
27:17when the roads were as many is the place i don't know who you are uh i'm luka natalie
27:24i thought richie wasn't gonna hire anyone else no he's a stash stash wonderful
27:28she's little she's little she's little she's like cuter than i thought she'd be at this point thanks
27:35yeah quiet very quiet what's her name sophie sophie brisada no she's a katinski shut the
27:45fuck up facts sophie that's marcus want to hold her sure can we hold her no sweethearts okay
28:02that's marcus i think we're best friends now are you going to smile are you going to smile
28:10mark
28:23so who are stevie and michelle related to okay we're not there yet oh
28:34i missed you i missed you too where's my fucking niece uh she's out there with marcus all right go
28:40check her out who wants to melt some provolone on a baby right now hi i'm natalie jessica i work
28:47here
28:48now oh hey richie yeah stop fucking hiring people hey good morning i'm renee renee garrett
28:56garrett guessing you two also work here now they also work here now got it any other new stages
29:03or hires not to my knowledge we should we call you sugar natalie okay yeah good
29:11you know this is a surprisingly formative period in a person's life it's good for her to be around
29:17me and you you know absorb some skills take an interest in productivity that's right so
29:24you don't look at jeff carmen you'll develop a refrigerator complex don't talk
29:28shit to me through the baby no no don't shit right to your face okay kid's new ally i don't
29:34care
29:34i'm teaching her about the perils of antisocial behavior summer keeps calling me all right i'm gonna
29:39take it i really like babies no no no no sugar said i could hold it too yeah she said
29:51we could
29:51hold her yeah that's a lie it's not a lie that's a fucking lie it's not richie facts don't lie
29:55yeah
30:00yeah hi uh this number called me a few times i yes this is she
30:12okay
30:18okay
30:21uh yes thank you hey sid um hey i'm sorry we didn't get to finish um um my um that
30:40was um my dad
30:42had a heart attack oh my god he's in the hospital and i i don't know i don't know what
30:49to uh to do
30:51it's okay we're gonna want we're gonna get you in the van we're gonna get you to the van and
30:54um
30:55i'm gonna i'm gonna go with you no um no um yeah no no no um stay please um you
31:01can um the potatoes
31:02are in the oven and um yeah i can go by them i can go by myself you sure yeah
31:07i want to um yeah
31:09yeah yeah um i i i um he had a horror attack yeah please don't tell anyone
31:26okay okay all right let's get to the keys yeah okay i got you i got you
31:29all right
31:58so
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