B.M. 26. Mazey Day.

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First broadcast 15th June 2023.  A troubled starlet is dogged by invasive paparazzi while dealing with the consequences of a hit-and-run incident.  Zazie Beetz - Bo Clara Rugaard - Mazey Day Danny Ramirez - Hector Robbie Tann - Whitty James P. Rees - Duke David Rysdahl - Nathan Jack Bandeira - Terry Corey Johnson - Clay Kenneth Collard - Doctor Dmitri Babich Charles Hagerty - Justin Patrick Toomey - Nick Marieta Sánchez - Luisa Jean Lee Summers - Ji-Hoon (as Yoojin Lee) Lucía Pemán - Sydney Alberti Marta Castellví - Misty Alex Britt - Edwin Julio Perillán - Mazey's Director (as Julio Perillan) Gary Anthony Stennette - Mazey's 1st AD (as Gary Stennette) Jessica Carroll - News Reader

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00:00And of course, the news that everyone is talking about in L.A. today is that the Tom Kitten has

00:06a name.

00:07That's right. Tom and Katie have issued a statement naming their new baby Suri.

00:13That's right, folks. Suri Cruise. According to the statement, Suri...

00:24Hey, what was up?

00:26Yeah, JP. I've been sitting here for two hours, but there's no sign of them.

00:30Oh, they're still at it. Are you sure it was him?

00:34Did I ever let you down? I'll let you know.

00:56Hey. Can I talk to you?

01:00With an agency?

01:01I can pay for those pictures.

01:05$500?

01:07You're killing me.

01:10Please.

01:12Ladies and gentlemen, you're killing me!

01:18Fuck!

01:22Fucking animals!

01:27TV's Justin Camley enjoys a little afternoon delight with a male buddy.

01:34Okay, this, this, and this.

01:39$250 each.

01:40$250?

01:41Come on, man. $300.

01:43Camley hasn't been on TV in like four years.

01:45He was on that VH1 thing.

01:47And he offered me $500.

01:50Okay.

01:52Three each.

01:58Don't want to tell you what it is.

02:00Oh, wait.

02:01That's so serious.

02:03You've been thinking just too much.

02:05I want to shut it out.

02:06But it's this one thing that got paid tripping.

02:09It's this one thing that got paid tripping.

02:11Hey, oh, hey, sorry.

02:14Sorry.

02:15I got paid for a new toy.

02:18Can you believe how small it is?

02:20That's great.

02:21Yeah, cool, right?

02:22Yeah.

02:26So, you know I don't like to judge other people's lifestyle choices.

02:31But I have really delicate sinuses.

02:35And when you fry garlic and ginger, it just makes the whole apartment a little acrid.

02:42Yeah, sure.

02:43I'll, um, yeah, I'll open the window, Nathan.

02:46Thank you so much.

02:47Yeah.

03:05Hey, I'll, uh, take a skinny vanilla latte.

03:09Sure.

03:33This whole Justin Canley situation is sad as shit, Moe, but it's not your fault.

03:38You're just doing your job, that's all.

03:41Yeah, I know.

03:43Can't say I sympathize with the guy.

03:45Whitty, come on.

03:46I'm sorry, but did someone force him to become an actor?

03:48Whitty, shut the fuck up.

03:49I wanted his face out there, the money and the rest of it, and then I don't know he gets

03:52sad because he feels exposed.

03:54This is dumb.

03:54Can't handle the consequences.

03:56Don't earn the game.

03:57Duke's right.

03:58And half of these assholes would kill themselves if we didn't take their picture.

04:02My limo guy says he's got Sidney Alberti in the back.

04:06Slutty Alberti.

04:07Slutty Alberti.

04:09Heh heh heh heh heh.

04:15Where are you going?

04:16Sidney!

04:18Sidney!

04:19Sidney!

04:20Come on!

04:20Sidney!

04:21Sidney over here.

04:21Come on, come on, come on!

04:22You got a beautiful, I love it.

04:24You got a beautiful, I love it.

04:25Come on.

04:26Sidney.

04:26Sidney!

04:27I love that dress.

04:28Sidney!

04:28Where are you wearing?

04:29Come on.

04:36Sidney!

04:38Sidney!

04:38You piece of shit!

04:39Say it to my fucking face!

04:40Come on, say it to my face!

04:41You touched me again.

04:42That is assault.

04:43I've got witnesses.

04:45You touched me again.

04:46You can hear from my lawyer.

04:48Come on, say it to my wife.

04:49Come on, say it to my wife.

04:53Come on, say it to my wife.

04:55Come on, say it to my wife.

04:56Come on, say it to my wife.

04:59Come on, say it to my wife.

05:03Come on, say it to my wife.

05:06Come on, say it to my wife.

05:32Miss Katzermal, is everything all right?

05:37Never better.

05:40Cut!

05:43Okay, guys, that's a wrap for day two.

05:45Take your sides for tomorrow if you don't have them.

05:47Make sure you check your call sheets for pre-call.

05:50Great job.

05:55Give me that.

05:58There's a treat in the pocket from Stefan.

06:01Oh.

06:05I was schooled at Wycombe Abbey.

06:07I was schooled at Wycombe Abbey.

06:19Wycombe Abbey.

06:24I was schooled at Wycombe Abbey.

06:34I was schooled at Wycombe.

06:38Wycombe Abbey.

06:41I was schooled at Wycombe Abbey.

06:58Wycombe Abbey.

07:00Wycombe Abbey.

07:02Wycombe Abbey.

07:03Wycombe Abbey.

07:05Wycombe Abbey.

07:06Wycombe Abbey.

07:10Wycombe Abbey.

07:12Wycombe Abbey.

07:13Wycombe Abbey.

07:15Wycombe Abbey.

07:16Wycombe Abbey.

07:17Wycombe Abbey.

07:18Wycombe Abbey.

07:20Wycombe Abbey.

07:22Wycombe Abbey.

07:23Oh, my God.

07:54master

07:56master

07:57master

07:59master

08:04master

08:08I don't know.

08:47I don't know.

09:27I don't know.

09:43The road is closed.

09:45I go around.

09:47What did he say?

09:48They found man in the road.

09:53Man?

09:55They think hit and run.

10:25Maizy, hair and makeup are ready for you.

10:39It's been two whole weeks since Maizy Day,

10:43star of the Everwish saga,

10:45abruptly left the set of the third installment

10:47of the franchise.

10:48No one has been.

10:51I-I heard you come in.

10:53Yeah.

10:54This is really hard for me.

10:57I'm not good at confrontation,

10:59so my therapist suggested that I use cue cards.

11:06And...

11:10As you know, your share of the rent is late,

11:15and I have noticed groceries disappearing

11:17from my clearly marked personal shelf in the fridge.

11:23And while I truly value our friendship...

11:25Nathan.

11:25Please.

11:26I do not feel it is appropriate for me

11:29to financially support...

11:31Nathan.

11:33I'll get the money.

11:54All right, that's Erica and Brad.

11:58Have a nice day.

12:00What's up, Bo?

12:03Haven't you heard?

12:04No dogs allowed?

12:06Yeah.

12:08You got a minute?

12:10Well, like I said, heck, I'm out.

12:13I'm not trying to tempt you back in.

12:16Yeah, because you're scared of the competition.

12:18Ha.

12:21Maybe I respect your decision.

12:22Thought about that.

12:24So why are you here?

12:27Thought that maybe you could, um, help me with something.

12:32Help you with what?

12:33Maisie Day.

12:37The actress?

12:38Yeah.

12:39Maisie Day.

12:40What about her?

12:41You know, she's filming in Checklist Lowe somewhere.

12:43One of those, um, started day drinking.

12:46Erratic behavior.

12:47Stopped showing up to set.

12:48Angry one day, fucking weeping the next.

12:50Basically gone fucking wacko.

12:51So that's your professional psychiatric opinion

12:53of the situation?

12:55She got kicked off the movie set two weeks ago.

12:57Flew home.

12:58And no one's seen her since.

12:59Not home.

13:00Nowhere.

13:00And so everybody's just cool with leaving her alone, then?

13:04Nick's offering 30K for the first photo of her.

13:1030K.

13:1130K.

13:1240.

13:13If you catch her looking like a junkie.

13:15I've been, um, hitting up all my peeps, but...

13:19No leads.

13:20Nothing.

13:20Nada.

13:24You, um, still keep in touch with your snitch?

13:31I took his number off my phone.

13:33All right.

13:34Well, if you happen to find that you rode her somewhere,

13:38let me know.

13:46Hey, JP.

13:48Hey, stranger.

13:50Um, have you ever heard anything on Maisie Day?

13:54Thought you'd given up on all this.

13:56Yeah, this could be the kind of payday I could use.

13:59Look, I only know what everyone else knows.

14:01She's not at home.

14:02Gotta be holed up somewhere, but...

14:05No clue.

14:05All right, cool.

14:07Uh, let me know if that changes.

14:13Hello?

14:14Food delivery.

14:17Oh, um, I think I have some money in my purse.

14:19It's okay.

14:22Mr. G said, while you're a guest in his house,

14:24he's left money to cover everything.

14:28There you go.

14:38So she still has a membership, but she hasn't been since when?

14:43Haven't seen her in a while.

14:45Yeah, well, you can give me a call at this number

14:47if she pops by again.

14:48Well, let me know if that changes.

14:50Call me here if anything changes.

14:52Bye.

14:54All right?

14:55Fuck.

14:55All right.

15:03Hmm.

15:12Maisie Day's a fan, huh?

15:14Mm-hmm.

15:17She says she orders here every week?

15:19Mm-hmm.

15:19Come on.

15:21She so does.

15:22Saw her yesterday.

15:24Really?

15:26She's staying at some, like, producer's house.

15:41She says she's staying at the house?

15:42She's staying at the house.

15:46Oh, she says, she's staying at the house.

15:52I love her.

15:56She's staying at the house.

15:57But I could choose or not have to be a house.

15:58There's a house.

15:58She says, hey, we'll go to the table with my house.

15:58There's a house on her house.

15:59I'm doing.

16:01I don't know.

16:32I don't know.

16:57Miss Day?

16:58Miss Day?

17:02Miss Day?

17:13Miss Day?

17:14Miss Day?

17:17Miss Day?

17:21Miss Day?

17:27Miss Day?

17:43Miss Day?

17:48Miss Day?

17:49Miss Day?

17:50Miss Day?

18:13Miss Day?

18:14But it's about getting you through tonight

18:17and then the next night.

18:21And then we see.

18:25Okay.

18:32Shit.

18:40Fuck yeah.

18:45This better be amazing.

19:23Fuck are we going?

19:50Fuck yeah.

19:51Fuck yeah.

20:15Oh shit.

20:17Fuck.

20:26Fuck.

20:36Oh shit.

20:40Hey.

20:42What the fuck?

20:45God damn it!

20:52Fuck!

21:12Thanks guys.

21:14Thank you very much.

21:21Are they going well?

21:26Absolutely not.

21:28I'm guessing you could use a coffee.

21:34Or a beer.

21:37Coffee's fine.

21:39Coffee it is.

21:42Do you know anyone with a tow truck around here?

21:45Car trouble?

21:46Yeah.

21:47Mitch runs the repair shop in town, but he came by here this morning.

21:51He'll be gone for the day.

21:53Would he come if I called him?

21:54No, I mean, uh, you know, gone for the day.

21:59Oh God.

22:01Is there a motel within crawling distance?

22:05Uh, the only place near here is the Cedarwood Retreat.

22:08That's really more like a rehab place.

22:11A rehab?

22:12Yeah, both are like rich hippie types, you know?

22:16It's a little new age for my blood.

22:18Maybe they have a bed for the night?

22:20Yeah, you got no chance of that.

22:22Uh, Kyle, that's my uncle.

22:23Most days he's a masseuse there.

22:25He says someone hired the entire complex for the weekend.

22:29The whole place?

22:30All the staff sent home.

22:32So it's empty.

22:33Ultra private.

22:34The whole place for like one person the whole time.

22:37Any clue who the one person is?

22:39Someone rich you wants to get straight?

22:42On the down low?

23:07Oh, hey.

23:08You were right.

23:10Humblements is a shot.

23:11Mm-hmm.

23:12Thumbs up for the pecan pie, Jessica.

23:13We aim to please.

23:23Wait, wait.

23:24Wait, wait.

23:24No, no, no.

23:25Come on, come on.

23:26I just got here.

23:28That's a long ass ride.

23:29We don't have time for a soda.

23:30You want a soda or you want Maisie Day?

23:34Yeah, that's what I thought.

23:36You actually know where we're going?

23:38Just shut up and trust me.

23:40.

23:41Ooh.

23:50.

23:56Ooh.

24:08It's a reality.

24:10I don't know.

24:46It was worth a shot.

24:47Was it?

24:48What if it would have opened the door?

24:50No one's hopping this fence.

24:52What is this, Jurassic Park?

24:54Got a T-Rex in there or something?

24:55No, they're just keeping people like us out.

25:00How sure are you she's in there?

25:0385%?

25:0585%?

25:06Maybe 80.

25:0880.

25:08It's going to be 75 and then...

25:10Wait, wait, wait.

25:10You hear that?

25:11Hide the bike.

25:12Hide the bike.

25:14Oh, shit.

25:16Is that Whitty's car?

25:19Did you tell him?

25:20No, did you fucking tell him?

25:21No.

25:31Hey, ladies.

25:32Where'd you put it, huh?

25:33Underneath my seat?

25:35Where's what?

25:35Your fucking tracker's what?

25:37I think of it as an unpaid informant.

25:40It's under the gas tank.

25:49Two chunks of shit.

25:51You've never popped one under a limo.

25:53This is legit journalism.

25:54Oh, Mr. Pulitzer.

25:56It's adorable.

25:57This is stealing intel.

25:58Ooh, yeah.

25:59Some intel.

26:00What the fuck you doing out here, huh?

26:02It's got to be Maisie Day, right?

26:03This was my find.

26:05Yeah, I heard of this place.

26:07Private A-list, list-stick experiences.

26:09Super kooky.

26:10Sounds like a rehab joint.

26:13Let's find a way in.

26:15Come on.

26:22Oh, fuck, my privacy screen.

26:25Which means whatever they do on the other side,

26:27it's got to be worth seeing.

26:47You're literally crawling in the dirt, guys.

26:50Shut up.

26:52Shut up.

26:53Shut up.

26:59Ladies first.

27:09Terry.

27:09Hey, Clay.

27:11I'll do the chicken.

27:12Sure thing.

27:38How's that sound?

27:40It's like a power tool.

27:49Door's opening.

27:51Is he carrying a rivet gun?

27:55Fuck.

27:56That's the guy who slashed my tires.

27:58Maisie Day is here.

28:04Okay, my friends, that's Dimitri Babbage,

28:06specialist doctor to the stars.

28:08Ah, the big addiction guy.

28:10My guess is she's on crystal meth.

28:12More like Coke.

28:13Isn't Babbage into, like,

28:14holistic food or some shit?

28:15Is he even a doctor?

28:16For Hollywood, just about.

28:19She must have been desperate to call him in.

28:33Okay.

28:35Okay.

28:44Okay.

28:51Okay.

28:59Is that her?

29:03I think it's her.

29:04Oh, shit.

29:05This is 30 grand.

29:09Is that a fucking chain?

29:12Is that a fucking chain around her neck?

29:13Kinky shit.

29:19Looks like Babbage shackled her up for the cold turkey.

29:21That's fucking illegal, Hector.

29:26Shit.

29:29Bo, what the fuck?

29:30Bo, what are you...

29:33Shit!

29:39Shit!

29:43Oh, my God.

29:45Oh, my God.

29:47Shit.

29:50Guys, she's burning up.

29:53So much for sexy shots.

29:59You gotta go.

30:02Guys, can you just stop for one minute?

30:06Stop!

30:07She's chained to the floor.

30:10I'm gonna say I gotta be alone.

30:13I gotta get through this alone.

30:15They say a lot of shit!

30:17Okay.

30:18We're gonna get you out.

30:21What the fuck?

30:27Get the fuck away from me!

30:30There we go.

30:31Get the fuck away!

30:32Please!

30:33You don't understand!

30:36Is he?

30:37Is he?

30:41They're here.

30:42Go!

30:43Run!

30:44Run away!

30:46Run!

30:47Run away!

30:49Run away!

31:05Run away!

31:13What the fuck is this?

31:15Oh, no!

31:20Get down!

31:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

31:27Oh, my God, what the fuck?

31:31Go, go, go, go.

31:32No, we gotta go, Bo.

31:34We have to go, Bo!

31:36Oh, my God, what's wrong with her?

31:40Oh, oh, oh!

31:45Oh, fuck.

31:52Shit, shit.

31:53We gotta go.

31:54Just a couple more.

32:05Let's go, let's go, let's go.

32:20Come on, let's go.

32:26Guys, guys, help!

32:27Shit.

32:30No!

32:40Roger, what are you doing?

32:41These shots are worth a million each, Bo!

32:44A million...

32:47each!

32:53Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

33:08Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

33:20¡Claro!

33:21¡Es que sáquense del camino!

33:23¡Joder, mierda!

33:24¡Claro!

33:48¡Claro!

33:50You're right.

33:51Another satisfied victim.

33:53Goddamn, Jesse.

33:54Good to know.

33:55That's what you ought to call that.

33:56Pecan perfection.

33:59I mean, that chicken was perfection.

34:00The chicken was perfect.

34:02It is so easy to screw up chicken.

34:05Oh, yeah.

34:05Not many people know this, you know?

34:06They think, oh, well, you just drop it in the deep fryer.

34:09No.

34:09It's not about frying chicken.

34:11You know, you're gonna sauté it, you're gonna bake it,

34:12you're gonna...

34:13But it's gotta be done, you know,

34:16because you undercook it and, you know,

34:20people die.

34:23Whoa!

34:24Whoa!

34:24What?

34:25What?

34:26Are you okay?

34:27What are you...

34:29What is...

34:31It could come in.

34:32It's out there.

34:34They could be coming this way.

34:36We need to block the door.

34:37Ma'am.

34:38What has happened?

34:39Ma'am, ma'am, calm down.

34:40Please just call for help.

34:41Calm down.

34:42Call for help.

34:43I will momentarily, ma'am, but first...

34:45Fucking call for help.

34:46You need to calm down.

34:47Take a few deep breaths.

34:48Settle down and explain to me what has happened.

34:51Then maybe we can figure out how we're gonna move forward for you.

34:53No, just please just fucking call for help.

34:55I will do that momentarily, ma'am, but first...

34:58I need to understand the situation.

34:59No, no, no, no, no.

35:00Okay, back up.

35:02Back up, sir.

35:03Stay down.

35:04Stay down.

35:05Officer, officer.

35:07It's out there, officer.

35:08You need to call for backup, officer.

35:19Hey, Jessie, are you okay?

35:24Jessie?

35:31Help!

35:37Help!

35:40Help!

35:42Help!

35:43Help, come on!

36:02Oh, my God.

36:24Oh, my God!

36:49Kill me.

37:06Please.

37:19Kill me.

37:24Please.

37:29Just shoot me.

37:45Just shoot me.

37:49Just shoot me.

38:00Just shoot me.

38:04Just shoot me.

38:06Just shoot me.

38:17Just shoot me.

38:19Just shoot me.

38:21Just shoot me.

38:22Just shoot me.

38:26Just shoot me.

38:35Just shoot me.

38:38Just shoot me.

38:39Just shoot me.

38:41Just shoot me.

38:42Just shoot me.

38:43Just shoot me.

38:44Just shoot me.

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