Hazell. S01 E02. Hazell Pays a Debt.

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First broadcast 23rd January 1978.  Keith O'Rourke has just been released from prison and is intent on settling a score with the person who put him there - James Hazell.  Nicholas Ball - James Hazell Roddy McMillan - 'Choc' Minty Celia Gregory - Vinnie Rae Barbara Young - Dot Wilmington Maggie Riley - Maureen George Hilsdon - Mr. Fred Hazell Betty Hardy - Gladys Hazell Maurice O'Connell - Billy Begg Richard Murdoch - Dornford Desmond McNamara - Cousin Tel Derrick O'Connor - O'Rourke Sandy Ratcliff - Mrs. O'Rourke Karl Howman - Slippery Leo Dolan - Rodders Oscar James - Swimming Pool Attendant Roland MacLeod - Pub Manager Arbel Jones - Barmaid Lennie Hastings - Singer Stan Greig - Musician Len Skeat - Musician (as Len Skeats) Martin Guy - Musician James Faulkner - Gordon Gregory William Gossling - Man at Pool Alex Hood - Man in Pub Ricky Lansing - Man in Pub

Transcript

00:05The

00:36According to Cousin Tell, the Three Colts up Tottenham Way was the latest in place for

00:40your North London cocktail set.

00:41Trouble with in places is they attract the in crowd.

00:45In Wormwood Scrubs, mainly.

01:03The Three Colts

01:04The Three Colts

01:09The Three Colts

01:29My business with Till's mate, Slippery, was Till's excuse for getting out from under the

01:35cosh that night. The other guy was Slippery's brother, Rodders. All very jolly, at first.

02:06It's your charm, Rodders. Here, do you reckon she fancies me, then?

02:10Oh, oh, no, no. A fish and chips.

02:37Yeah, Jim, I usually have a stripper now, then. She makes the tassels go in the opposite directions.

02:41Do you know what I mean? Hey, it's us.

02:46Hey, Jim, Till tells me you're after a bit of furniture, then.

02:48Yeah, that's right. What sort of money are you thinking of?

02:51Thirty quid, top weight. Gordon, Benny. You don't want me back teeth and all, do you?

02:56What's your mileage? One owner.

03:01Till was right. The aristocracy. Billy Begg. Relaxing between massacres.

03:09Just the sight of Billy Begg made people think of life insurance.

03:13In fact, to a lot of people, Mr. Begg was the insurance.

03:16He either paid his premiums, or the next noise you heard was six playful King Kongs turning your nice little

03:21establishment into Casa del Champ.

03:35Jim, Jim. Keep my room. Do you know him, do you?

03:39Know him? Only the bastard that crippled Jim's old man, ain't he?

03:41Yeah, the word has it, it's got me down for the wheelchair Olympics and all.

03:44Yeah, go on.

03:48Well, look, I think we'd better...

03:51It's time we made a move, Till.

03:52Well, do what? Don't be a mutter.

03:54Go on, come on.

03:58They're letting a filth in here now, then, are they?

04:01Come on, Till.

04:02Listen, I've done two years bird because of you, copper.

04:05Yeah, and my old man walks funny because of you I walk, now that makes us even.

04:08Yeah, well, two years wasn't long enough, you bleeding animal.

04:10Keith.

04:11It's personal, Billy.

04:12Not when I'm having a few quiet drinks.

04:14Put this bloody head off.

04:16Shut up, Keith.

04:18I expect you'll find another pub.

04:20Oh, yeah, well, we ain't running because of him, John.

04:28No.

04:29Not because of him.

04:33Because of me.

04:37All right.

04:44We was, uh, just going anyway.

04:49You let Till know about that other business, will you?

04:51Come on, Till.

04:52Come on.

04:52Come on, Till.

04:54All right.

04:55Drink up.

04:56Next round's on key.

04:58But what the hell are we doing a runner for?

04:59You heard, Mr. Begg.

05:00Oh, he gives you your oldest, does he?

05:02Look, Mr. Begg is what we in a trade call a gangster.

05:05You know, he feels underdressed without what we in a trade call a shooter.

05:07I am what we in a trade call anxious to stay alive.

05:16We'll never get a chance again like that.

05:18And once we do him, that's it.

05:20He stays done.

05:21Tell.

05:22Give it a rest a minute.

05:23Look.

05:24How long's you been out there, Nick?

05:25A couple of weeks.

05:26Now, give him another fortnight, he'll forget all about me.

05:28Shit.

05:29But it ain't only you, is it?

05:36Look who's here, Fred.

05:39Fred?

05:40Gladys, I was watching that.

05:42Emma's lost 3-0.

05:43Not worth watching, mate.

05:45You've lost weight, son.

05:46Hasn't he lost weight, Fred?

05:49Are you all right then, Fred?

05:51Are you all right then, Fred?

05:52Can you smoke me?

05:54Oh, let me come round because the boozer's shut.

05:59Is that it?

06:02Yeah, I'll cook.

06:02I'll give him.

06:03I need the exercise.

06:05What is it with you, eh, you miserable old bleeder?

06:07You get all knocked when I don't come round and when I do all you manage is a snarl.

06:10Now, don't start all that again, you two.

06:13Coming in here, breathing all strong.

06:16You only come round to see your mother once every pancake day.

06:19Is that any way to treat your favourite son?

06:21Tom?

06:21Our only bleeding son.

06:23Uh, yeah.

06:23Have you got any of your beer to go with the spirit, Claire?

06:26What is this new job of yours?

06:28Come on, Claire.

06:28He's getting cut.

06:29It's like an inquiry agent, love, you know?

06:31Bit of debt collecting and that.

06:41We, uh, just had a run in with an old friend.

06:44Oh, yeah?

06:45Key for a rope.

06:47Oh, but that was nice for you.

06:49Yeah.

06:49Well, he could be bothered, mate.

06:52Well, he can't do much more to me, can he?

06:53Yeah, well, it's not just you, is it?

06:55It's Mum.

06:57Well, he ain't that much for another, surely.

06:59Look, we've seen him, I'm telling you.

07:00Look, do yourself a favor.

07:02Be careful who you open the door to us.

07:05Tell says you're a private detective.

07:07Isn't that kind of work a bit risky?

07:09Yeah.

07:10Risk of not getting paid.

07:11Yeah.

07:12My good lady won't never believe I was duckling and diving with you, look.

07:15Who's coming to the door, Jimmy?

07:17No one, Claire.

07:18No one.

07:19Now, am I gonna watch this bleeding match or aren't I?

07:23Go on, Jim.

07:23Turn it up.

07:24All right, come on.

07:25Well, let's go, Al.

07:42Good lady.

07:43Do you remember Good Manors?

07:44Gents raising their tip for the ladies and that.

07:47Good lady.

07:50Whatever happened to us, Gents.

07:55whatever happened to us ladies

08:04sorry we already have a window cleaner time i had my own key marine why because kicking down

08:10doors can cause unsightly toast what's it jim is this it yeah this don't hang about you jim

08:16real snip couldn't let you get away

08:26you lost something darling your valet service

08:37sorry darling we're on a double yellow aren't we come on that way right right up you go okay

08:42watch the paint work top floor other stuff's got to be dumped there's a fridge included in the 35

08:51jim i've never heard of a smash and grab delivery before 30 we said oh yeah well that was before

08:56the fridge people's will be worried ah now you wouldn't try to fly a kite on me would you jimmy

09:03lend us your bag this is about gonna clean me up here we come on your bags mind your bag

09:08here we go

09:23just got three words to say to you madam chip in now

09:3233 was it no 35

09:38there's the fridge jim boy

09:39love it

09:40anybody think it was stolen property

09:45you want a new flex for the fridge jim only we have to cut it free

09:49come on you lot you ain't got time to chat her up

09:53they'll be wanting work of directors in a minute anytime jim

10:08hello jim see you runners

10:11oh jim

10:13after we've scarpered last night our rule told slippery he'll catch up with you

10:16now jim jim it's serious

10:18ah you know keith when he's had a few drinks in him when he's had a few drinks in him

10:22for go up yourself

10:23okay

10:26oh by the way it's the van that's stolen

10:36what now jim jim

10:39how do you feel about a spot of busking

10:41how do you feel about a spot of double injury bookkeeping

10:44small electrical wholesalers and actors

10:46i'm just trying to read out the stock

10:48uh nine times nine is

10:50ninety nine

10:52all right dumbo

10:55follow me

10:59where are we going

11:00bad debts

11:01i bung him over to a smart cookie called finnie ray on a split commission

11:06hey

11:08maybe she'll give you a crumb

11:11just a word in your ear dumbo

11:13her best subject at road eve

11:15was karate

11:18all happening today innit

11:21hello vinnie

11:23this is um

11:25james hazel

11:33max only goes for the throat if i raise a finger

11:36what does he go for if you raise two fingers

11:39he's rather direct isn't he

11:41oh yes he is

11:44like a sort of pink tornado

11:46rather good looking in a boy sort of way

11:48careful

11:49trades

11:51rather rough trade i imagine

11:53yes well as you can see he does have the common touch

11:57awfully snubbish of you darling

11:58yes i know

11:59thank heavens he can't understand this

12:01as it happens

12:02yes dumbo

12:04as it happens i'm something of a dog lover myself

12:06kinky

12:07i've cried for days with my little rinty girl run over

12:11jay

12:11how old were you

12:1223 24

12:14don't you dare say i don't feed you

12:16then there's my cousin vera

12:19i think we're about to get his entire repertoire

12:22now vera was so scared about going out on her own at night

12:26i mean all the muggers and that etc

12:27that she bought herself a dog

12:29dirty great alsatian

12:31sort of wolf thing

12:32rather overrated

12:35thing about vera being

12:37prior to that

12:37she never went out walkies

12:40not till she got the dog

12:42but then she had to go out walkies

12:44you can see her problem

12:46no

12:47but i can see yours

12:49at the risk of not mixing my metaphors

12:52vinnie dear

12:52do you think you could throw him a bone

12:54keep his brain from going soft

12:56i'd be

12:57ever so grateful

12:59any experience in debt collecting

13:01collecting new ones every day

13:06oh thanks

13:08hey

13:09a lot

13:10full settlement

13:12450 pounds

13:14from that devious young gentleman

13:16please don't tell me how you did it

13:18i'm fascinated myself

13:21it was quite simple really

13:23feminine approach

13:25i charmed my way into his executive suite

13:29tore open my rather nice silk blouse

13:34and pointed out that if he persisted in his brutal advances

13:37not only would i have to scream for help

13:39but that i would be unable to restrain max here

13:42from making a meal of his adam's apple

13:44the feminine approach

13:45we girls have had to learn the hard way

13:49by the way i had to buy a new blouse

13:52put it down as a tax expense

13:55you're 20% ma'am

13:56tax?

13:58i thought that nice little man with the bushy eyebrows had abolished it

14:02those about to die of socialism

14:04salute you

14:05you do need help

14:07find him something that requires an adolescent sense of humour

14:13here's an old favourite

14:15a miserable 200 not even worth the legal fees

14:21yeah well uh unfortunately i left my blunt instrument at home

14:24and uh i'm rather fond of this blouse

14:27as it happens

14:27try some of your jokes on him

14:29he'll fork out just to get rid of you

14:31with no violence

14:33what do you call uh threatening his adam's apple with cuddles here

14:38applied psychology

14:4220% of 211 pounds

14:4410% of all this

14:48here comes a chopper to chop off your head

14:50so you know

14:51you know

14:52you know

14:52you need to write a joke

14:53you need to take a great fine

14:54so you need to do the text

14:57you need to do the text

14:58you need to do the text

14:59you need to do the text

15:00criteria

15:00you need to do the text

15:07you need to do the text

15:12you need to do

15:12what about your head

15:12a lot of things

15:17in front of your head

15:18I think you need to release

15:19you need to do the text

15:19so you'll see

15:19you need to do the text

15:19and especially

15:22I'll see you

15:22they're funny

15:23in front of your head

15:30and he'll find

15:31Mr. Dornford.

15:32What's it about?

15:33An accountant.

15:34Gresham's office equipment.

15:35He's not here anymore.

15:36Well, could you...

16:01Sirly beggars.

16:02Perhaps you're deaf.

16:03Well, could you tell me where I might get older, Mr. Dornford?

16:05He comes in occasionally to collect his mail.

16:07A right to him.

16:08Now, unfashionable as it may seem, I have work to do.

16:11Well, the trouble is that he doesn't seem to be answering his letters.

16:14Postage rates are very high these days.

16:25Don't think people are after that scoundrel.

16:27Maybe less than polite, I think.

16:30He swindled me, too, you know.

16:32I bought these agencies from him.

16:41So, uh, you'd be legally responsible for his company's debts?

16:46Yeah, there was a time we talked of moral responsibility.

16:50You're too young to remember, Mr....

16:52James Hazel.

16:53Now, he had, uh...

16:54People wanted to work, Mr. Hazel.

16:56Now, corruption, laziness, cynicism.

16:59I often ask myself if we had to fight the Battle of Britain all over again.

17:04Oh, these long-haired layabouts.

17:07When I think of all the top-class chaps I saw dying round me in the desert.

17:12A great nation spinning its blood.

17:15Yeah.

17:15I'm a bit patriotic myself.

17:17Wouldn't even have German measles.

17:22Well, look, if you, uh, if you own the company, then...

17:25Oh, I bought only the goodwill.

17:27Oh, the ill will, as it transpired.

17:31Somebody's got to pay, Mr....

17:32In the telfer.

17:33I'm office on the hotel.

17:34Well, can you tell me where I might get hold of Mr. Doomford?

17:37Now, he does come in here, you say.

17:38We never know when.

17:41Next time I'll get his address out of him.

17:44Tell you what, give me your business card and I'll write to you.

17:46Best I can do, I'm afraid.

17:49It's not much fun at my age.

17:52Life savings tied up in deaf businesses.

17:55Trying to compete with all these dusky devils.

17:59Have you a card?

18:02I, uh...

18:02I'll ring you, Mr. Telfer.

18:10Ah!

18:12You're in business.

18:13If that's the correct term.

18:16You'll take on my cause if I'm out, won't you, sweetheart?

18:18Deal with all your little popsies?

18:20Well, if it is a popsy, tell her, uh, I deny everything.

18:25Uh, oh, yeah.

18:26If it's a popsy with a deep, gruff voice.

18:28Name of Kifo Rube.

18:30You never heard of me, right?

18:31I'm dying to meet all your friends.

18:34Yeah, well, you meet this one, blue eyes, and your dreams may come true.

18:37No, straight up.

18:38Never heard of me.

18:39No address.

18:40Nothing.

18:41How do I know when you're being serious?

18:44Anything to do with Kifo Rube is serious.

18:48Now, you sitting comfortably?

18:53Then I'll begin.

18:56Kifo Rube was involved in a betting shop, Blake.

18:58A what?

18:59Robbery.

19:01Now, my old man was a manager of that betting shop.

19:04Now, being of the old school, he remonstrated.

19:06They, being of the modern school, press their point with a pickaxe handle.

19:10He's still on sticks.

19:13So, Kifo Rube gets himself sent down for another job.

19:17But he thinks I've stitched him up.

19:19Framed him.

19:20So, having paid his debt to society, he might just consider that I've got a debt to pay.

19:26So, no phone calls.

19:29You all right?

19:30Teddy?

19:49I'm just taking Dot out for a drink.

19:52Very nice.

19:55How about you?

19:58Actually, I'm into milk.

20:08Ooh.

20:10How goes it with the bold Mr. Dornford?

20:13Mr. Dornford doesn't live there any more.

20:15Newgeyser's getting me his address.

20:17Newgeyser?

20:17Yeah.

20:18Mr. Chalfer.

20:20Uh-huh.

20:23About 65.

20:24Land of hope and glory.

20:26What did you do in the war, Daddy?

20:27Send them back to where they all came from, sort of thing?

20:29Oh, you've met him, have you?

20:31Yeah.

20:32But I've met Mr. Dornford.

20:35Oh, no.

20:38Try some fish with your milk.

20:40It's awfully good for the brain.

20:46BIRDS CHIRP

20:47BIRDS CHIRP

20:49BIRDS CHIRP

20:51BIRDS CHIRP

20:53BIRDS CHIRP

20:54BIRDS CHIRP

21:05BIRDS CHIRP

21:14What are you staring at?

21:27yeah oh hello Tom what's up and you said he'd go away he's going a bloody war mate

22:07okay so what did he actually say there? well first he said he only wanted to have a chat with

22:12you

22:12so I said I didn't know where your new gaff is yeah so he starts getting all strong you know

22:20so I sent him to your place at Cricklewood Cricklewood yeah 29th hour lane so about now

22:28he's beginning to realize you're a liar that's all right what's the gear there all right

22:37look you've got to do something now present guns at dawn behind the laundroma yeah well if you won't

22:44I bleed and will all right yeah sure true ma'am come on yes it's all right come in all

22:50right I'll take that

22:51come on we're late all right I'll have it in the moment what's the road bone the case and the

22:56boots all right yes all right ma don't let tell talk you into anything stupid tell watches too much

23:03vision I'll be in front all right

23:18so

23:22so

23:44And the spectators in the balcony.

23:47There's a bloke on me, isn't he?

23:53And you'll need to get changed, eh?

23:57I've got no gear, have I?

23:58Oh, we have plenty of fire. Come on, this way.

24:01Can't swim, can I?

24:02Bull-de-dums. Then I'd lend you my rubber duck then. Come on, why?

24:07There's nothing so little.

24:09Well, I quite agree with you. I quite agree with you.

24:11A little swim is good exercise, but I love the boy like you need all the lovely girls.

24:18Are you all right? I'll get you some towels and a soap and anything, okay?

24:27Find it?

24:28Let's go.

24:43Asking Chuck Minty for a favour came a bit hard.

24:47Cops tend to be suspicious about cops who don't wait for the pension.

24:50Minty was suspicious of the old human race.

24:52Any favour I got from him would have a price.

25:04It's more fun than the D-pan.

25:06I'll race you.

25:07You'll go to any lengths.

25:31Breathing beauty who never got wet, eh?

26:00I'm out of rock.

26:02I made a few inquiries.

26:04Thanks.

26:06I'm not a charity.

26:10I'll pay for your air drive.

26:13What's new with your big lawyer friend, Gregory?

26:16Forget it.

26:18Anyways, villains you're supposed to be after.

26:20Villains are honest by comparison.

26:23I make good money from Gregory.

26:25That's my interest, Jim.

26:27O'Rourke's been hanging around with Billy Beck.

26:29Begg's lying, isn't it?

26:31Needs hooligans.

26:33What do you got in mind for O'Rourke?

26:36Just a quiet chat.

26:38I don't care if you cripple him.

26:40I have that in writing.

26:43His wife moved up to Walthamstow while he was inside a new flat.

26:48Who's paying for it?

26:49I don't know.

26:51Got the address in my jacket pocket.

26:54Can we go and get it, then?

26:55Well, I'm finished.

26:57I've got a strict schedule.

26:59Twenty-lane delivery lunchtime.

27:05Funnily enough, the commissioner was saying only yesterday.

27:09You're a first-class crawler.

27:26A quiet chat.

27:29That's all I had in mind for O'Rourke.

27:31After all, what had he done?

27:34Crippled my old man?

27:35Broke me his walking sticks?

27:38Terrified my mum?

27:39He was entitled to a bit of a chat, wasn't he?

27:58Keith coming out to play.

28:00Keith doesn't live here anymore.

28:02Who are you?

28:03James Hazel.

28:04You, his, uh, wife.

28:06We're not together anymore.

28:09Hazel, the copper?

28:10Yeah, well, me and the force ain't together anymore.

28:14Are you sure Keith's, uh, not here?

28:17Look, I've told you.

28:18We're not together anymore.

28:20Yeah.

28:22Last place you got here.

28:23We'll pay for, is it?

28:24Look, if you want a conversation,

28:25why don't you try the lady down at number 40?

28:27Because I'd rather try you.

28:29I'm busy.

28:30I can see that.

28:31Ironing.

28:32Yeah, I thought you looked a bit steamy.

28:34But why don't you sod off?

28:36There you are.

28:36You see now, we are having a conversation.

28:38Look, you've done your loyal bit.

28:39Why don't you just...

28:40What's going wrong, Jim?

28:42What's Keith?

28:46Don't I know you?

28:48My name's Billy Beck.

28:50Billy Beck.

28:51We met socially the other night

28:52in the boozer up Chotland.

28:54Oh, yeah.

28:56You're the fella with the bird's name.

28:58Hazel, isn't it?

29:00Keith was going to give you a clumping.

29:01I mean, you've got a bit of a nerve turning up here.

29:06Well, I was giving this address for Keith.

29:09Mr. Beck's only on a visit.

29:12That's right.

29:14Just a visit.

29:16Yeah, well, look, I won't bother you any longer, eh?

29:19Um, of course,

29:20if you wanted to have a chat for Keith,

29:25you know we're a bee, don't you?

29:27Oh, no, as it ams.

29:29It's funny how a good-looking barmaid

29:31attracts the punters even after hours, isn't it?

29:34Gotcha.

29:35Of course, you won't bring my name into it, will you?

29:37No, of course.

29:38And you won't go around making any more trouble, will you?

29:49That's right.

29:50Yep.

29:51Billy Beck.

29:52So now we know who paid for the nice new flat, don't we?

29:58No, no, of course you didn't know.

30:00That's why you sent me around there, you Scotch bastard.

30:12The point being,

30:13what was Mr. Beck sending me into?

30:16Still, when in doubt,

30:18go in,

30:19mob Andy.

30:27What time's this with Didney Raven in the afternoons, hasn't it?

30:30Just a quiet drink

30:31and a blimp with the barmaid.

30:33What time's this with didney Raven in the afternoons?

30:55What time's this with didney Raven?

31:03This sh times he could do my first Brunk

31:13What a shot.

31:14The friends that keep my law firm wings.

31:16Bad enough you wanting after us without telling your bloody friends.

31:20No.

31:23There you are, kids.

31:25Always say it's better when it's illegal, I always say.

31:28For you.

31:28Look, mate, I'm not running open house for his friends.

31:31There's no friends of mine.

31:32No friends.

31:34New fighting social calls on my mum and dad.

31:37Yeah, well, we all get a bit of an uptown again, don't we?

31:39Look, maybe I can get you something, eh?

31:45Don't want the law out here causing trouble, John, do we?

31:52Ah!

32:21First and break, these pigs!

32:22and then you break your sticks.

32:24Now, I want you to promise me something, Keith.

32:27Can you hear me?

32:29You come near any of us ever again.

32:54All right, Friday, I have a talk.

32:56Great.

32:58Not good.

33:03He never was no beauty, but now...

33:20Here, we'll have a good drink now, eh?

33:22You deserve it.

33:24I've got a living to make.

33:29You've changed, Jim, Jim.

33:30You know that.

33:34You done threw it at me back, didn't you, then?

33:35Eh?

33:40Sure?

33:40Well...

34:20Now, let's be British about this, Mr. Dornford.

34:23My name's Telfer.

34:24Yeah, and mine's Lawrence of Dagenham.

34:26How did you think you were going to get away with it?

34:28When you're desperate.

34:31Do the old-fashioned thing, eh? Pay your debt.

34:34If only I could. Business is abominable.

34:37What, for a lousy 211 quid?

34:39What was all that crap about moral responsibility?

34:42There was a time when I would have worried about my name and reputation.

34:46Now, I've outlived everyone who knew my name.

34:49Look, let's cut out all this dying in the desert rubbish, shall we?

34:52Yes. Just history to you, isn't it?

34:56Ah, well.

34:56Well, my daily entitlement.

35:00All my own fault, of course.

35:02Pure ego.

35:04Refusing to admit my day is over.

35:07Go on, take it.

35:11Right.

35:12Can we talk about the balance?

35:14Yes.

35:15I dare say yours is the appropriate attitude for these times.

35:19In a way, I'm not sorry to be bowing out.

35:22I'm just trying to earn a living.

35:24Yes.

35:24Hounding a futile old man who's happened to fall behind with a few payments.

35:29Fall behind?

35:29You haven't even gotten to start this orders yet?

35:31Of course, we could break into a little nest egg my wife and I have tucked away.

35:37Could be very bleak and cold at our age.

35:40Is that what you want?

35:42Your people have a turnover running into hundreds of thousands.

35:46They should never have encouraged an old man to get into debt.

35:53Oh, my God.

36:03Well, I suggest you get on with it.

36:07Get on with what?

36:08The rough stuff.

36:10That's your game, isn't it?

36:13Come on, Mr. Hazel.

36:15I don't imagine a man of my age will give you much trouble.

36:19You mean you want me to, ain't you?

36:21That's what they pay you for, isn't it?

36:25Oh, balls.

36:39Mr. Hazel, a man in your game.

36:42How are you offering insurance?

36:55Well?

36:57It's a nice office you've got.

36:59What happens when it rains?

37:03It's a silly question.

37:05Well?

37:09I'm, uh...

37:10I've not got the stomach for this sort of thing.

37:15Didn't you like your jokes?

37:17Yeah, especially the one about till debt do us part.

37:20Huh.

37:21No, I didn't get a quid from it.

37:23Congratulations.

37:25You've earned yourself 20p.

37:30Look, he's an old geezer living in some dream world about the war.

37:33Now, what do you want me to do?

37:34Kick it out of him?

37:36I mean, if that's what you want, I should send in the mad axe man.

37:42Did he have a sick wife?

37:44Well, he didn't say she was sick.

37:54Well, there's no point in this.

37:56I mean, I've talked to him.

37:58What the fuck are you talking about?

38:03Mr. Darnford?

38:06You've met our Mr. Hazel, I believe.

38:09May we come in?

38:24Virginia Ray.

38:26Gresham's have asked me to handle your account.

38:28I've already told Mr. Hazel.

38:30Mr. Hazel is still learning our business.

38:33Now then, Mr. Dawnford.

38:35You owe 211 pounds.

38:38I'm afraid the company isn't prepared to wait any longer.

38:41They can sue me.

38:42Bad, Max.

38:45Be quiet, Max.

38:49The company gave you every chance.

38:51I've explained the position to Mr. Hazel.

38:55However, I suppose I could make some proposal.

38:58Sorry.

38:59I'm instructed to collect the full amount.

39:00Oh, my dear young lady.

39:02You told Mr. Hazel your name was Telfer, I believe.

39:05Sounds like false pretenses, doesn't it?

39:07I appeal to you as a man of reason.

39:09We all know how appealing you are, Mr. Dawnford.

39:13Sit, Max.

39:16This is intimidation.

39:19Oh, no, Mr. Dawnford.

39:21It has to be a lot worse before it's intimidation.

39:41To cash, please.

39:46You forgot the date.

39:48Oh, so I did.

39:50Terrible thing, old age.

39:52Some wear it better than others.

39:56When Mr. Hazel brings back the cash,

40:00I'll give you a receipt.

40:07Don't be long.

40:09Max is getting bored.

40:14Where's the dog?

40:15He's in the car.

40:17Chewing on a pedestrian, is he?

40:20Scotch and soda, please.

40:26Nice little cinema foyer you have here.

40:29How can you afford it on what you own?

40:31Don't I get my cut then?

40:33With all my help.

40:36I should have known.

40:39Just a great big boy at heart.

40:49What happened to your face?

40:52Three rounds with a maddened guppy.

40:55I thought perhaps Dawnford might have worked you over

40:57with a rolled-up holiday brochure.

40:59Yeah.

41:00Yeah, all right.

41:00So I'm inexperienced.

41:01I'll get better.

41:03Can't wait.

41:06Excuse me a moment, will you?

41:29Yes, it's right.

41:44Who was it?

41:45Oh, the exchange.

41:46Some query about your account.

41:49I told them you were in the bath.

41:50Cheers.

41:53Do you live here alone?

41:56Just, uh, me and my tropicals.

41:59I think it's about time you had a grown-up, Bobby.

42:01Well, now that depends on what you'd call a...

42:05What query about the account?

42:07Oh, just verifying the address.

42:09And you told them?

42:11Yes.

42:12They asked for me by name.

42:13Hmm.

42:15Are you famous?

42:16Just tell me, exactly.

42:17What do they say?

42:18Were you in?

42:19Yes, I said, in the bath.

42:21Oh, they said,

42:22would I mind verifying the address for the account?

42:25By all means, I said.

42:28What's the problem?

42:30Two problems.

42:31One, even the GPO don't worry about the accounts at this time of night.

42:34And two, the account ain't in my name.

42:35Now, you better drink your drink because we're going.

42:37Why?

42:38I think an old friend is planning a surprise visit.

42:40Doesn't he know you started with girls?

42:42Yeah, well, he's not that sort of friend.

42:44I've seen them all visit.

42:45Yeah, something like that.

42:48Son it.

42:52Get in the bedroom.

42:53God's sake, don't speak a word.

42:55Are you sure you haven't been on your own?

42:56Just get in there, will you?

43:22Yeah.

43:22This, uh, Keith, I'm wrong here, just passing,

43:24but I've no chance of a drink, I suppose.

43:27A bit late, really, isn't it?

43:29Well, I'd like a chance.

43:32I'm in me kip.

43:33Well, that's going to make me a bit noisy sleepy

43:34while I smashing the door down, isn't it?

43:37Us?

43:38Yeah, I've got a little friend that you've got to make.

43:41Another time, eh?

43:44Nah, naughty, naughty.

43:45Come up with a dog and aggravate the neighbours now, do we?

43:49Yeah.

43:51All right, Keith.

43:53Why not?

43:54Hang about.

43:58Get down behind the sofa.

44:00Don't even breathe.

44:15Any chance of getting a bit of light on the subject down here, then, Jim?

44:19Okay.

44:19Do you know what I'm saying?

44:21Do you know what I'm saying?

44:32Do you know what I'm saying?

44:36I'm saying it's not good.

44:36I'm saying you, too.

44:37Okay.

44:37Thank you, too.

44:37Thank you, though.

44:48We'll see you next time.

44:55All these stairs must keep you fit, eh?

45:03You fit, are you, Jim?

45:35I've, uh...

45:36I've cut to blow your head off, haven't I?

45:43Keith!

45:59You can't do that.

46:00You can't do that.

46:01You can't do that, you can't.

46:05Vinny?

46:23poor Vinnie

46:26sharp lady

46:27but never seen her deaden

46:32why didn't you just wing him

46:33they kept asking

46:34all night

46:35just a lucky shot I kept saying

46:38unlucky for Keith maybe

46:41they tried it on for size every way

46:43but it kept adding up to self-defense

47:02so

47:06so what

47:07I always knew you were a fly-by-head

47:09but when do I get the medal

47:15funny old life

47:15lucky for you the girl was there

47:18you could be right

47:20you set him up

47:22you let him into that house

47:23why do they always take him matches in the nick

47:25frankly we're going to burn ourselves to death

47:27you set him up

47:28could be that you're actual sadists

47:30I mean leave the fags but take the matches

47:32and talking of setting up

47:34someone gave him my phone number

47:36now that couldn't have been you

47:38could it Chucky

47:39old mate

47:42you got away with my dad

47:45you know that

47:46don't you

47:49yeah

48:07Jackson

48:09Jackson

48:23I'll drop you off

48:27No thanks

48:30You take it

48:31I'll give you a ring

48:46You were born one morning

48:49Woke up where the ceiling fell

48:54Born one morning

48:56Woke up where the ceiling fell

49:01You nailed everything you know

49:04It's six days on the seventh day

49:06You knew it very well

49:09You trusted pretty women

49:12A pretty woman had you tied and bound

49:16You trusted in the bottle

49:19But in the end the bottle got you down

49:24You've tried everything that's going

49:27But leave it all to faith this time around

49:32You've been down so long it looks like a

49:37Ain't that a shame

49:40Down so long it looks like a

49:44Ain't that a shame

49:47You know your life might change tomorrow

49:50And then again

49:52It might stay just about the same

49:57You know your life pamięta

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