B.M. 10. Shut Up and Dance.

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First broadcast 21st October 2016.  When withdrawn Kenny stumbles headlong into an online trap, he is quickly forced into an uneasy alliance with shifty Hector, both at the mercy of persons unknown.  Alex Lawther - Kenny Jerome Flynn - Hector Susannah Doyle - Blackmailed Woman Frankie Wilson - Tom Jimmy Roye-Dunne - Red Hannah Steele - Melissa Sarah Beck Mather - Restaurant Mother Beatrice Robertson-Jones - Restaurant Daughter Maya Gerber - Lindsay Camilla Power - Sandra Ivanno Jeremiah - Moped Man Mariam Haque - Petrol Station Attendant Natasha Little - Karen Nicola Sloane - Bank Clerk Paul Bazely - The Man in the Woods Leanne Best - Penny

Transcript

00:00I don't know.

00:32I don't know.

01:18I don't know.

01:33I don't know.

01:34I don't know.

01:34Look at you.

01:34Right.

01:37Excuse me.

01:40Someone forgot this.

01:41Oh, thank you.

01:43What did you say?

01:46It's all right.

01:47She forgets everything.

01:47Thanks again.

01:56She was some yoga teacher, but a proper bendy.

01:58Eh?

01:59Look.

02:01Jesus.

02:03Fuck.

02:04Well, she sent that to you, did she?

02:06Double naughty.

02:07I see.

02:09Jogon.

02:11Okay.

02:26Okay.

02:42Lynn!

02:44Liz, where's my laptop?

02:49Don't be a bellend!

02:51Use your own?

02:52Mine's bust.

02:53I think it was just gone all frozen anyway.

02:54What did you do?

02:55She was just trying to put on this film thing.

02:57What film thing?

02:58I don't know.

02:58Some program lets you watch free films.

03:00Well, I was trying to put it on and then it locked up.

03:03Look, it's not my fault.

03:05Don't take it again.

03:05It's not yours.

03:07Oh, fix mine when you've done that.

03:08Yeah, mine when you've done that.

03:25Okay.

03:27Okay.

03:33Okay.

03:37Okay.

03:56Stop nicking my Cokes!

03:59Whatever.

04:17Do you do all that yourself, Kenny?

04:27Thanks, Kenny.

04:28See you tomorrow.

04:30Bye.

04:32Bye, Kenny.

04:33Bye, Kenny.

04:33I'll see you tomorrow.

04:39You're mental.

04:44You're mental.

04:46You're a thief.

05:00Love?

05:03Kenny?

05:05What do you think?

05:07I'm still not used to the colour.

05:09It's nice.

05:10Yeah?

05:12Do me a favour and prison guard your sister, will you?

05:15I won't be late.

05:17Probably.

05:21Oh, my God.

05:21He's outside.

05:23There's a lasagna thing in the freezer.

05:25I love you.

05:33Oh, my God.

05:34Oh, my God.

05:35So many ladies and views of me and lies.

05:38Well, just one girl, she's stand out from the crowd.

05:42She got me saving love.

05:44Oh, oh, oh, oh.

05:46Just one girl.

05:48She makes me go wild.

05:50What?

05:51Hey, where are you, where are you?

05:53What is my girl?

05:56She picks me up.

10:17Have you seen my keys?

10:19You okay, Ken?

10:22Love?

10:22Yeah, fine.

10:27Oh, ha!

10:54Good morning, Kenny.

10:57Hi.

10:59Hi.

11:00Hi.

11:12Hi.

11:19Hi.

11:25Hi.

11:29Hi.

11:33Hi.

11:37Hi.

11:45Hi.

11:47Hi.

11:50Hi.

11:51Hi.

11:58Hi.

11:59Hi.

12:01Hi.

12:05Hi.

12:13Hi.

12:15Hi.

12:16Hi.

12:25Hi.

12:26Hi.

12:27Hi.

12:41Hi.

12:47Hi.

12:49Hi.

12:53Hi.

12:55Hi.

13:02Hi.

13:11Hi.

13:12Hi.

13:15Hi.

13:17Hi.

13:18Hi.

13:23Hi.

13:25Hi.

13:27Hi.

13:29Hi.

13:31Hi.

13:34Hi.

13:43Hi.

13:44Hi.

14:12Come on.

14:17Hi.

14:22It's fragile.

14:25What is it?

14:31They told me to do that.

14:39Is that it?

14:40What do I do now?

14:47I can't really help you.

14:52What do I have to do?

14:53Just whatever they say.

14:54And once you've done that, you're out.

14:56They'll let you off.

15:02I can't.

15:09I can't take this away.

15:14No.

15:16No.

15:17Oh, my God.

15:26Oh, my God.

15:32Oh, my God.

15:54Oh, my God.

16:23Oh, my God.

16:47Oh, my God.

16:49Oh, my God.

16:54Oh, my God.

17:11Oh, my God.

17:23Oh, my God.

17:33Oh, my God.

17:44Oh, my God.

17:59Oh, my God.

18:06Oh, my God.

18:10Oh, my God.

18:26Oh, my God.

18:33Oh, my God.

18:41Oh, my God.

19:00Oh, my God.

19:01Oh, my God.

19:03Oh, my God.

19:14Oh, my God.

19:16Oh, my God.

19:18Oh, my God.

19:19Oh, my God.

19:24Oh, my God.

19:26Show me the text.

19:28Okay, well, um, they start...

19:31I should... Shut up.

19:33Just let me...

19:38What the fuck is this?

19:41Who are these people? I don't know.

19:44Who are you?

19:46Not them.

19:48They send me messages and I do what they say.

19:51Why?

19:53Why would you do that?

20:15Why would you do that?

20:16Is it them...

20:28I don't know.

20:53I don't know.

21:14I don't know.

21:16Jesus Christ.

21:26Okay, okay.

21:30They're saying they just need us to follow their instructions and everything will be okay.

21:35Okay?

21:38Shit.

21:41They're saying we have to do it together.

21:45What do we have to do?

21:46Just take the cake somewhere.

21:49I don't know.

21:49They sent me an address.

21:51A map.

21:51Coordinate thing.

21:52And there's a car we need to get.

21:54A car?

21:54What sort of car?

21:57I don't know what sort of car.

21:59They said it's in the car park outside.

22:01They sent me a license plate.

22:02That's all I know.

22:04What?

22:05Why both of us?

22:07I don't know.

22:10Just let me deal with my fucking shoe, please.

22:16What are they saying?

22:19They say go with him.

22:21Take the package.

22:24Okay.

22:41V760DHM.

22:45V760DHM.

22:49I'm getting fucking number blindness here.

22:51That's it.

22:55V760DHM.

22:56All right.

22:57You said the keys were on the back.

22:59Okay.

23:07Look, maybe you better drive.

23:09Do you drive?

23:10I mean, I had a drink back there.

23:11I can't.

23:12I can.

23:13I can drive.

23:13I'm still learning.

23:14I haven't passed my tested.

23:15Uh, you're navigating.

23:19Okay.

23:19You got a sat nav in your front?

23:21Yeah.

23:23Here it is.

23:24Punch that in.

23:25It's a street somewhere out of town.

23:27Sort of high Wickhamish.

23:28They said we got to be there by two.

23:31It's gonna be tight.

23:32Get in there.

23:44I'm guessing they got some shit on you that they're threatening to put out there.

23:55with me.

23:58You saw the wrong fucking lacy knickers and...

24:02I was waiting for a prostitute.

24:05Let's go and hook her, whatever they call them now.

24:08I got a family.

24:09Which is great.

24:13You get bored.

24:15I mean, when I was young, I used to like...

24:19I can't fucking justify it.

24:20I just wanted to fuck her 20-something.

24:22For old times sake, I don't know.

24:24I joined this website.

24:25But...

24:26I was curious.

24:28I just wanted to see what was on there.

24:29I got talking to Mindy.

24:31Who I thought was Mindy.

24:33I mean, she sent me pictures.

24:35I sent some back.

24:37Phone photos.

24:38Grabbing my cock.

24:40You name it.

24:40They got the whole fucking thing.

24:42They're not just pictures.

24:43Chat messages.

24:44All the arrangements.

24:45Where and when.

24:46Me haggling over the price.

24:47And they say they got it all.

24:48Sucked up the whole hard drive like an audit.

24:52Fucking twat.

24:53What a fucking idiot!

24:56If that shit gets out, that's my wife out the door.

24:59Then there's her kids.

25:00She'd take them.

25:01Oh no.

25:01Another doubt in my mind.

25:02She'd take them and she'd win.

25:04Custody.

25:04She'd win.

25:06And I am not losing my kids.

25:07I tell you that right now.

25:09No way.

25:10Absolutely fucking no!

25:17They filmed me.

25:21Filmed you?

25:22Through my computer camera.

25:25What, like filmed you?

25:26Yeah, like...

25:28You know, doing it.

25:30Like sex?

25:32No, like...

25:33You know.

25:35Jerking off.

25:37Jerking off to porn or something.

25:39Well, everyone does that.

25:42The fucking Pope probably does that.

25:43They're gonna put it everywhere.

25:45Like they're gonna send it to everyone.

25:46Shit the fuck!

25:48What, what?

25:48How long's that light been on?

25:49What light?

25:51I don't know where this car this is.

25:52They left it fucking empty.

26:00Oh, my God.

26:02It might be a minute.

26:06Unleady.

26:08Unleady.

26:11Oh, fucker!

26:17Listen, you pay, yeah? It'll save time.

26:20Have you got any money?

26:24OK, Visa card, PIN number 3109.

26:26Say that back to me. Visa card.

26:28Just the number.

26:29Uh, it's 3109.

26:31OK, go.

26:35Punt 4.

27:00What's your punt number?

27:01Oh.

27:02I want some chocolate.

27:04Oh.

27:05It's two for one this week.

27:06I'm OK.

27:103109.

27:15Pop your pin in.

27:42What's that?

27:44No, no, of course not.

27:46I'll go on to that.

27:47Make some calls.

27:48Brilliant.

27:49It's next Wednesday.

27:50OK.

27:51Keep it non-dairy, just to be safe.

27:53OK.

27:58This is, uh...

28:01my nephew.

28:04Nice to meet you.

28:05Nice to meet you.

28:06Kenny.

28:07Kenny.

28:07Penny.

28:07I'm Karen.

28:09We're both Ks.

28:13I'm head of the PTA at Theo and Cassie's school for my sins.

28:17Just wrote poor Hector into sorting out the catering for the quiz night in the usual balls-up.

28:23Listen, we'd better get this guy to the station, his trains.

28:27So, we'd better go.

28:28Cairns Road Station?

28:30Yeah.

28:31Oh, couldn't drop me at the end of my road, could you?

28:33It's on the way.

28:33Mayer Street?

28:34It's the bus, otherwise, and that goes all the way around the coffin.

28:37We're in a bit of a rush, actually.

28:38Oh, it's no detour.

28:39It's en route.

28:40I'll hop out.

28:42Hardly need to slow down.

28:43Yeah?

28:46Yep.

28:47Sure.

28:47Good to go.

28:48Brilliant.

28:49Thanks.

28:50I'll just get in the back.

28:55Oh, I don't want to squash your box.

28:57What's that?

28:58A present?

28:59It's a cake.

29:00It's just a...

29:01It's a cake for Penny.

29:03Lucky her.

29:08So, how is Penny?

29:09I've seen her since...

29:11Must have been sports day.

29:13She's good.

29:15She's still planning to get back to work?

29:17Yeah.

29:18Yep.

29:21I mean, how old's Theo now?

29:24Uh, seven.

29:26He was so funny in the play.

29:28Look at that big top hat on.

29:31Yeah, he had a good time.

29:35Oh, Hannah's having a sleepover.

29:37Cassie's probably already told you about it.

29:40Six nine-year-olds in the house.

29:41I must be mad.

29:51So, Kenny, where are you heading back to?

29:53Sorry.

29:54What?

29:55Are you going home?

29:57Uh...

29:58Train?

29:58Birmingham.

30:00Yeah.

30:00Yeah, I live in Birmingham.

30:03Oh, my husband's from Birmingham.

30:05What part are you?

30:06Uh, south.

30:07South?

30:10Mainly.

30:11Right.

30:14Have you always lived there?

30:15Because you don't sound...

30:16I don't have the accent, no.

30:17Everyone says no.

30:18No.

30:19I don't have the accent.

30:23I didn't grow up there, though.

30:24I grew up somewhere else.

30:26Like London.

30:28I grew up in London.

30:29Yeah.

30:30Okay.

30:31And it...

30:32Is your mum and dad on Hector's side or...

30:52HECTOR'S SIDE

31:08This is me.

31:14Great to meet you, Kenny.

31:16Give my best to Penny, won't you?

31:17Yes, of course.

31:19Bye, then.

31:20Bye, Karen.

31:20Bye-bye.

31:37We're gonna make it, okay?

31:40It's this junction.

31:41Or this one?

31:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:50Oh, my God.

31:51Oh, my God.

32:01Are you sure this is it?

32:06Look in the cake.

32:11Let's look in the cake.

32:22Look in the cake.

32:26In the cake, I suppose.

32:40I'll go, sonny.

32:50What the fuck?

33:10Five minutes to decide.

33:13Decide what?

33:17Who is driver?

33:19Who is rubber?

33:36Who is rubber?

33:38I'm driver.

33:41I'm driver.

33:41You said you can't drive.

33:42I'm driver.

33:43I'll be right here, with the engine running.

33:47We...

33:47We can't.

33:48We can't...

33:48And how else are we gonna deal with this, Kenny?

33:51I'm not...

33:52Listen, Eddie.

33:52I'm...

33:53Shut up and listen.

33:56Hat and sunglasses.

33:57No one's gonna ID you.

33:59You could be Kevin fucking Bacon.

34:00That's point one.

34:01Shut up.

34:02Point two.

34:03In a robbery, staff are trained...

34:06I am...

34:07They are trained to hand over the cash.

34:09No argument.

34:10I saw it in a documentary.

34:12No resistance.

34:13It looked easy.

34:14It's not easy.

34:14I know it isn't easy, but what the fuck else are we gonna do?

34:19Eh?

34:21This gets out.

34:23I will lose my kids.

34:24And I swear to God, I will stand in the kitchen and put a fucking bread knife through my throat

34:29if that happens.

34:30I don't know.

34:31I only looked at pictures and...

34:34And beat one off on camera.

34:36That's what they got, yeah?

34:39Your hot little face.

34:41Blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere.

34:45Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking-whatever.

34:49And her friends.

34:50All eyes on you.

34:51Giving it that.

34:53Tossing the cunts at work, calling you Spurty Magoo.

34:56Laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper.

34:59It's not just weeks.

35:00We're talking years here.

35:01My pictures hang about on Google like a gypsy fucking curse.

35:04There's no cure for the internet.

35:05It would never go away.

35:06It would be glued to your name.

35:07A fucking stain on you.

35:10I'd hang myself if that was me.

35:11Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.

35:20They just want the money.

35:22So go in there and do it.

35:25You'll drive away.

35:27I am not gonna drive away.

35:29I'm gonna be sat here with the engine running.

35:33I can't.

35:34I can't.

35:35You can't.

35:35I can't.

35:35You can't.

35:36I can't.

35:37I can't.

35:38I can't.

35:39You can't.

35:39I can't.

35:39We don't have much time, Kim.

35:45It's not real.

35:46This is not real.

35:48You can do this.

35:51Keep it together.

35:52Please hold it together.

35:53Shut up.

35:54Shut up.

35:55Okay.

36:02Have you got a bag?

36:04Glasses.

36:06Breathe through your nose.

36:19Watch it.

36:32No, that'll be fine.

36:35Should've got a bag.

36:36Hit.

36:44Should've.

36:44I need light.

36:58Give me money.

37:08Just give me money.

37:10Yes.

37:11Okay.

37:13Lots of it.

37:14I need lots of it.

37:16Should I use your bag?

37:35I'm going to pass this back to you now.

37:37Is that okay?

37:43Is that okay?

38:13There was some bloke standing there on its front, freaking me out.

38:16Did you get it?

38:17Yeah.

38:28Look, faster!

38:29Speed limit's 40.

38:30You want to get stopped for speeding now?

38:39Oh, shit.

38:41Fuck!

38:55That's the same room.

38:56Shush!

38:58Shush!

39:05Let's go!

39:06Shut up!

39:10Wait.

39:11Wait.

39:13Come on.

39:15Come on.

39:18Okay.

39:31All right.

39:34All right.

39:48Okay. We should text him now. Tell him we got the money.

40:00They say we gotta take it somewhere.

40:02Where?

40:21This is it?

40:23Yeah.

40:29Here we go.

40:32Find an instruction.

40:34Take car away and destroy.

40:38Destroy the car.

40:41Just you alone.

40:46Why just you?

40:49No.

40:51No.

40:57I've got to take the money somewhere over there.

41:01Why?

41:02Why have I got to do it?

41:06Fuck knows.

41:10So.

41:15You better go, yeah?

41:20Hey.

41:21You've got this far, haven't you?

41:24Just...

41:26Drop it off. That's it.

41:29You'll be alright.

41:40Hey, listen, Kenny.

41:43Look, I'm sorry about just back there shouting at you, calling you stuff.

41:50I'm an alright bloke, really. I swear I am.

41:54When it's...

41:56When stuff's normal.

42:00You take care, yeah?

42:01No.

42:08No.

42:17No.

42:24There.

42:25I have to.

42:26I've got to.

42:27No.

42:28No!

42:29I don't know.

42:59I don't know.

43:29I don't know.

44:04Yeah, yeah, hang on.

44:05Hang on.

44:15They told me I had to set this thing off first.

44:36Okay.

44:39You got the prize money?

44:42Prize money?

44:43You know, for the fight.

44:47How is there a fight?

44:50They didn't tell you.

44:51No.

44:52No.

44:57We've got to fight.

44:59I don't know.

45:01I don't know.

45:02I don't know.

45:04I don't know.

45:21I don't know.

45:22I don't know.

45:26I don't know.

45:43I'm watching.

45:47I don't know.

45:53I don't know.

45:56I don't know.

46:10I don't know.

46:18I don't know.

46:20I don't know.

46:27I don't know.

46:40I don't know.

46:41I don't know.

46:59I don't know.

47:13I don't know.

47:20Okay.

47:22Wait.

47:23Away from your sleep

47:30To dry your tears

47:39Today we escape

47:46We escape

47:57To dry your tears

48:06The blood flow

48:09The bodyof flow

48:13The blood flow

48:17The blood flow

48:30Mindy.

48:54Keep breathing, I can't do that.

49:04Oh.

49:17Sing.

49:20As a sign.

49:21I can't remember.

49:23I can't remember.

49:24The sounds are keeping us warm.

49:33Day.

49:36Such a chill.

49:40Such a chill.

49:43What did you do Kenny?

49:46They say you're kids.

49:48You've been looking at kids.

49:50And Lindsay's horn.

49:52And there's no video of you.

49:53And you're doing like all of her friends have got this.

49:57Kids getting.

49:58Now we don't know.

50:00As if home.

50:06And here's the.

50:09I can't remember.

50:23You've been there.

50:28As I am.

50:30And praise you

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