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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:17No.
01:41Yeah, it's good.
01:43so get comfy grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got
01:52you salivating for more here's Chad to sock it to you so sit back relax and
02:00watch with the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke T shower and with
02:08the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches our favorite show do you watch
02:12like the unseen bits as well yeah they're brilliant because all week you're
02:18quite tense thinking I hope tonight goes well but you know Saturday night is
02:21gonna be fun yeah thanks Nikki I'll give it my best this week with the final fast
02:33approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the boys well
02:40they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty shoot out boys
02:44those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved so it's gonna break
03:14I get no doubt
03:18What a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too?
03:27Alright lads, name, position, club. Take it away.
03:32Luke Mabu, left back, Love Island.
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:42What team? What team?
03:44Love Island.
03:49Finley Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:06Tap, tap, tap, da-da-da-da!
04:09Finn Tap celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no, wait. He is.
04:28I am the fudge. I am team Love Island.
04:31And I am...
04:32Center mid.
04:33Center mid.
04:35Go on, the fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38Who's got a little run?
04:43Who's got a little run, aren't you?
04:44Who's got a little run?
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker, and I play for Pumpy!
04:48Woo!
04:49Pumpy!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to have a little run, haven't you?
04:53When you've got to go like...
04:54Who's got a little run?
04:55Who's got a little run?
04:56Ah!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock rape tees.
05:09We'd all agree Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you, I'm so hot, mate.
05:41I'm so hot.
05:42Where did I go, bro?
05:43This is bro.
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things, but I can't be arsed.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge,
06:03She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me.
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls
06:16who were the pizza bases in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21It doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:23First off, a delicious, saucy, tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:43You got your tummy off?
06:44You got it with your hands.
06:47Straight up my face.
06:54The sauce had to be under up, just like, you know what I mean?
06:57Not.
06:58No, lower, Ted.
07:00You're actually missing us.
07:01I did see you go like that at some point.
07:03No, Ted, you're going too high.
07:07You're just getting on me, Ted.
07:11Yes, that was a good one.
07:12So the lardle, or the ladle.
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one.
07:25Oh, Colin!
07:27Colin, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed,
07:32next, it was on to the pizza toppings.
07:36Oh, Jesus!
07:38That's right, Jess.
07:39Jesus!
07:44Oh, no, it's beautiful!
07:47Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:56Colin, that's good!
07:58I do this every day, you work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I'm there for thinking.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake a baby, shake a cos I love her when you take a meal.
08:10Come on!
08:11Bella!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique, the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say, stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I hate you.
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:27You mixed up sigilliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha.
08:33The next stage was to a chukka da everything.
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going like tomatoes.
08:40One at a time, be careful.
08:43I was absolutely gagging, it's almost disgusting.
08:47Oh my God, I'm gonna vomit.
08:50Oh, you make me feel sick, I can't even smell you.
08:53Oh, fuck, that was a headshot.
08:56I just stood there like an absolute imbecile with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:30You know what, the challenge just made me hungry.
09:32Not even craved pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:38Oi, did you nick some of my peppers?
09:39You what?
09:40You nick some of my peppers?
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:57Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:18It's a nicer place.
10:19I'll shut up with your face.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their hands.
10:33No, not like that, shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to, think of a good punishment.
10:40Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44And it's not, he finally licks it.
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I think he loses, he licks it.
10:48Okay, let's go, because then it will pick us up.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53You have to lick your own foot, you have to lick your own foot.
11:06No, we've got to, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to say?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Ah!
11:17You've got to lick Luke's toe.
11:19No, it's got to be yours, or it's me.
11:23It's yours.
11:30Come on, lick the toe.
11:39You've got to lick her.
11:40You didn't even roll me down, like two of the times.
11:44You're sorry.
11:45And that's drunk.
11:54French is the language of love,
11:56and here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Oh, la, la, monsieur T.
12:00I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason, or did you just want to...
12:07Because it's sexy?
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have,
12:13because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I would like to...
12:21I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:27Again, it's like a silky word.
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:35Go on.
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42No.
12:44There we go.
12:48There we go.
12:50Yeah.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin.
13:00I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is.
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaƮt.
13:14S'il vous plaƮt.
13:15S'il vous plaƮt.
13:15S'il vous plaƮt.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man,
13:19or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Go on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:26Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:28Oh, yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:34Savoir...
13:36OĆ¹...
13:37Aladin.
13:38Ha, ha, ha.
13:40Aladin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaƮt.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54No.
13:55Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir...
14:00There we go.
14:01OĆ¹.
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladin.
14:03Yeah.
14:06Et...
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaƮt, madame.
14:09Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui,
14:13and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be mon amour.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amoir
14:36invisible le morceau.
14:38You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldy knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:52OK, no.
14:53Ah.
14:54Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Tauras and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys,
15:04and apparently that's cloud-watching.
15:06It looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aw.
15:08Aw, you can barely see that.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yeah.
15:15Seahorse, seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willy.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:23A willy.
15:23A fucking willy with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report,
15:27Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen
15:35getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically,
15:39that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M-piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M-piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53I need to melt that a bit,
15:54cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M-piece?
15:56A heel?
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59I'll just call it M-piece,
16:01but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What's it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08Heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:12Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:14Paige,
16:15what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call it?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:26That's all it is.
16:28What is it wrong?
16:28Can I have another molehill?
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:32End of the bread.
16:33Way too long, man.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six,
16:45and it's important,
16:46much like my mum used to tell me.
16:49Ian,
16:50make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So,
16:54much like these lot,
16:55I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:59What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:01Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my bloke?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's the band, Danny.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:12Oh, my God.
17:13It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James.
17:16No.
17:17Oh, my God.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:25That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:44Oh, my God.
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50Oh, he does look like Ozzy.
17:51He does look like Ozzy.
17:53He looks like Ozzy.
17:54Yeah.
17:55Oh, my God.
17:57Let me hear you speak.
17:59Sharon.
18:00Hold that bit on your head, yeah, and let me put it back.
18:04Oh, what?
18:05Oh, you look like Oli.
18:09Oli's back.
18:11Let me hear you speak.
18:15Smile.
18:18Are you waiting, Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21One of the wrestlers.
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am,
18:39this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention
18:42to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing, then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different, though.
18:55I start with my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I always get my cake and foundation after, though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05OK, I like this.
19:06What's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13OK, Finn.
19:15What's that?
19:17I don't really know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it would look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:25Erm.
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh, nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:47I can see it now.
19:48Got Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56OK.
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:00Erm.
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:07Anyone else on here or no?
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling
20:31again.
20:32Oh, what are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci by now.
20:36He's a Gucci baby.
20:37He went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45Spray it in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
20:48Oh, do you want me?
20:52Oh, do you want me?
21:06Oh, do you want me?
21:08Oh, do you want me?
21:12My baby's going to fuck you up, baby.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it, though, and they were keen to
21:26regale the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul at night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:38Do you like this, Elvis?
21:40Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie?
22:00Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Ooh, yeah.
22:12That's a good one.
22:13I'm going to favourite that one, just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my dad, your gramp, and I
22:31cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese, that's your nan that is.
22:38So she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese, and then we'll go.
22:55So I were laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it, whilst
23:00my mum and dad, your nan and gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:03I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy, I wouldn't, I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:11How old are you, by the way?
23:13About two.
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30Okay, that's your candy.
23:32Darcy, go, go, go, go, you got this shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You all right?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream, you got...
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, I'll leave you guys to hit it.
24:14Enjoy.
24:15Thank you, please.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like how I put them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you take it.
24:25I know, that's us I am.
24:30You look sick.
24:32You look sick.
24:33You look sick.
24:35Our baby is unreal.
24:36You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:51Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:53Come here.
24:55It's all right.
25:03Hey, do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal, you want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucking...
25:33Demi, I think Luke might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:48You make me so happy.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari
25:58and chose to watch us instead.
26:01I know it's only been six weeks,
26:03but we love you too.
26:06It's the penultimate part,
26:08but don't worry,
26:09there's still loads of unseen stuff
26:10you never knew you needed.
26:13Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down?
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18Sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought
26:31were the least compatible couple,
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi
26:42and Jess and Ched,
26:44leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia
26:49were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned,
26:53they forgot to follow them to the front door
26:56to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next
27:05as they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla
27:08or Callum and Molly.
27:40Mike and Priscilla.
27:40How are you going?
27:41Me?
27:42Oh, Mum, why don't you give her a little speech?
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm a shout-out speech.
27:45I'm a shout-out speech.
27:46I'm a shout-out speech.
27:46Right, fuck-off.
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford centre in the sunshine, eh.
27:53Don't look back in anger.
27:56Don't look back in anger.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like,
28:13then it's absolutely nothing like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a point.
28:19All right, Geese.
28:20Let me get it.
28:21San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:23Geese.
28:25Peace.
28:28Part of San Miguel, please.
28:29Part of San Miguel, please.
28:31I will have a Pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have Pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a Pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a Pint of San Miguel and whatever she's having.
28:43Are I good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick up like a swordass.
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52Part of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Gaze.
29:00Ah, you're funny.
29:02You're funny.
29:03All right, Finn.
29:05I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06and order a bottle of Bucky and a pizza crunch.
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla.
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19for being cringy or vain.
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them.
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:27Ooh!
29:33You can face me now.
29:40Next position.
29:43Ooh!
29:44Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Oh, no!
29:47She got me!
29:49Ah!
29:50She got me!
29:51Oh, no!
29:52She got me!
29:52All right, cool.
29:53All right, fine, boys.
29:55I love you.
29:57He's so silly.
29:59All right, take a picture of me now.
30:01OK, mommy.
30:02I have to put my glasses on.
30:03Oh, my glasses are too big, though, for the picture.
30:05You ready?
30:06One, two, three.
30:13Hold that.
30:14Hold it.
30:17One more.
30:18Oh, yes.
30:21Welcome to MB Studios.
30:25Mikey B Studios.
30:26Are you ready?
30:27Yes.
30:28Wait until they find out they've got to give their phones back.
30:36Oh, my word, it's nearly part four.
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them.
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet.
30:44This fucking Hespero smells like fucking old people.
30:47It must be time for...
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on.
30:55You should have preheated the oven, but the oven's not hot now.
31:00So...
31:00If I slap it on now, it'll start melting.
31:03It could do.
31:09It's got to be...
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah.
31:14Fan-assisted.
31:16I did turn down the volume.
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
31:30Well, one thing's for sure.
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys.
31:34Guys, have you learnt anything new about women
31:36after living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah, don't get a pool because they won't never go in it.
31:43That's very true.
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers.
31:49Yeah.
31:50That's a new one.
31:51I learnt that as well.
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the showers?
31:54Yeah, because it stops the hair going different colours.
31:57Shut up.
31:58Yeah.
31:58Yeah.
31:58That's not true.
31:59No, it is.
32:00Yeah, that's true.
32:00I've learnt that women take ages to get ready.
32:06Literally ages.
32:07Four hours.
32:09I've learnt that some women do their make-up to come and sit by the pool.
32:14I don't get that.
32:16To sweat it all off.
32:17To sweat it all off.
32:18To sweat it all off.
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool, so it won't get ruined.
32:21But I've learnt it's easier just to nod and say yes.
32:26Yes.
32:26Yes.
32:27Absolutely.
32:28I agree with that.
32:28Just agree with everything.
32:30Agree with everything.
32:32Even when they're wrong.
32:34Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:35Even when they're wrong, they're right.
32:36Especially when they're wrong.
32:37Happy wife, happy life.
32:39So that is.
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn, Finn?
32:43That at some point Paige will see this.
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa.
32:56Oh my days, we're not sitting here.
32:59We're not sitting here.
33:01Love is in the air.
33:02Yeah, and it still looks a bit...
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god, has it gone?
33:07Jesus.
33:08That was big that.
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me!
33:16In this week's...
33:18Islanders get scared by something!
33:22Yay, yay, yay!
33:24Get back!
33:29It's following you!
33:31Oh, it's close to me now.
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you.
33:35Oh, it's following you.
33:36It's following you!
33:39More exclusive bits after the break.
33:43It's time for one of you lot at home to win a smashing Ā£30,000
33:46and a seven-night holiday to the fabulous South Africa.
33:50Don't say we don't spoil you.
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat, we're flying you and four mates out to Cape Town
33:55for a taste of the five-star Love Island lifestyle.
33:58Loaded with Ā£30,000 tax-free cash.
34:02Care check.
34:02For a chance to win all of this, just text LOVE to 65554.
34:08Text costs Ā£2 plus one standard network rate message.
34:11Go to the website, entries cost Ā£2.
34:14Or post your name and number to LV20, P.O. Box 7558,
34:19Star Bay, DE1, 0NQ.
34:21Entrance must be 18 or over.
34:23Paid entries close at 4pm on Monday the 24th of February.
34:25Good luck.
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits and the final Unseen Bits
34:47of the series.
34:48And I want to make it a good end.
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape.
34:54I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57to really get me in the mood for the voiceover.
35:01Ian, you are amazing.
35:04I am amazing.
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land.
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land.
35:13You are big, strong and confident.
35:18I am big, strong and confident.
35:21Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys.
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were.
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape.
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat.
35:36No, seriously.
35:37What do you reckon came first?
35:39The chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be...
35:44It's got to be the egg.
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry.
35:47Surely God would make an egg first.
35:50Why would he make an egg first
35:51when he could just touch straight to the point?
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out?
35:55Yeah, he would.
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish.
36:02Fucking fish.
36:03We came from sea animals.
36:07Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Fossils.
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils.
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from...
36:14It was evolution.
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God.
36:20No.
36:20They come from somewhere.
36:22Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise.
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise.
36:27He's on about apples and gravity, him.
36:31You don't have a scooby about animals.
36:34Who...
36:34Who's...
36:35It's Charles.
36:36Charles Dickens.
36:37Darwin.
36:37Darwin.
36:38Darwin.
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken.
36:51Earlier in the week, you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition.
36:55Yeah!
36:57Yeah!
36:58Yeah!
36:58Go!
36:59Love Island 2020, I love you!
37:01Where we saw all of this.
37:04This.
37:05Yeah!
37:06And a little bit of this.
37:09But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the
37:13scenes, partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest.
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do, like, just basic exercise for couples.
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah.
37:30Oh, no.
37:30Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad.
37:34We've got a dance.
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life.
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together.
37:40Yeah?
37:40Come up with a few moves.
37:41Yeah?
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't going out there half-hearted.
37:44Oh, no.
37:45It's got to be on point.
37:46I ain't doing it.
37:48What's your talents?
37:50Metallics.
37:51Well, I don't really have many, actually.
37:54Oh, fuck off.
37:55I'm nervous, mate.
37:57Okay.
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
38:21We're not doing it.
38:23We're not doing it.
38:25We're not doing it.
38:27Oh, that's so much.
38:28That's the technique.
38:29There we go.
38:31Ah!
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt on doggers.
38:36That means I'm the Overse.
38:40I'm like, I'm gonna do it.
38:45OK.
38:47This is gonna end tragic.
38:49Come on.
38:50Ah!
38:50Oh, my God.
38:52Ah!
38:52Yeah?
38:54Then I gotta do that.
38:55Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light.
38:57This is actually really comfy.
38:59Wow!
39:00Yeah?
39:01OK.
39:06No, I can't do it.
39:09Oh, Paige!
39:15There you go! See, he did it, look.
39:21No pressure.
39:27Okay.
39:27Don't call us, we'll call you.
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions.
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know
39:48what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been.
39:52And this week's Feature Bonanza!
39:57Best moment?
39:59Okay.
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you.
40:05It's probably, like, the funniest moment of my life,
40:07and it's so immature, but it was just so funny.
40:10So I was on the beanbags, and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart.
40:17You could not play off as the beanbag.
40:19No! Rebecca, was that you?
40:22It was so funny.
40:24Get out of there!
40:26The funniest moment...
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk, in that challenge.
40:32Mike, no!
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window.
40:48I don't think anything could really top that.
40:52Natalya's pram falling in the pool.
40:55The pram!
41:00Oh, my God!
41:02Probably watching original Connor do the striptease.
41:11Come on, boys!
41:12Come on, boys!
41:13That was ridiculously funny.
41:17Come on, boys!
41:22That was ridiculously funny.
41:30Come on, boys!
41:32What were you being like, our friend?
41:35It was lovely. It was very nice.
41:43One of the best, walking back from Casper Amor and seeing Paige single.
41:50Can't fuck for that.
41:53I've never been so nervous in here.
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised.
41:59Go get each other. Go get your girl.
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:08I want to ask you something.
42:11Go on.
42:13It was magical. It was... I don't think I've had anything sweeter.
42:18It would be an honour if I could call you my girlfriend.
42:25Unreal.
42:27That's definitely my best moment.
42:32The sweetest moment is just...
42:33It's waking up next to Jess every day.
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better.
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend.
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak.
42:49It was how he done it, you know, the whole fairytale plan.
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way.
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget.
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend.
43:04Oh, 100%.
43:08My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M.
43:14We were so excited.
43:16We were dancing, trying to make ourselves calm down.
43:19I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little
43:23picnic date on the daybed.
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening.
43:30Have fun.
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end.
43:34So put a little love on me.
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M.
43:40Without a doubt, going in with Luke T.
43:45I don't think my Love Island journey would be the same without him.
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
43:52Exactly.
43:52That was this week's Beach Up in Nanza.
44:04And that, ladies and gentlemen, is that.
44:07Six amazing weeks ago, the classic Cape Town 2020 enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love.
44:18You are mustard and I'm having your own time.
44:21They've been schooled.
44:23I'm doing so fun.
44:26They've excelled in biology.
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks.
44:33But after all their coursework, it's time for their last exam, the Love Island final.
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first.
44:48Tune in tomorrow night for the Love Island final.
45:23Love Island final, fans that have had final issues we heard.
45:24We are building up your eyes and we are putting up your kindness to you here for the deep running
45:24for the team.
45:24And you are still there for our evaluation.
45:30For our next videos we better.
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