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Superman is so weak
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00:1432% iron oxide, 21% carbon, 19% silicon.
00:20Are you getting this, Hawkgirl?
00:21As if you were in the next room.
00:23I'm sending your data through backup analysis even as we speak.
00:27Three and a half miles across.
00:28Can you imagine what would happen if it hit the earth?
00:31It's not going to happen.
00:48If only there was like a super strong Kryptonian and a super strong Martian who could just break up the
00:56rock.
00:57Oh wait.
01:00That's you guys.
01:05What is the point of having powers that we're just going to use?
01:08Ready for the fireworks?
01:09Ready.
01:21Oh no.
01:23Superman.
01:23The computer says there are hydrogen pockets inside that asteroid.
01:26Get away from them before it...
01:39John!
01:41Superman!
01:42Come in!
01:44Come in!
01:55John!
01:57Superman!
02:03You're hanging out by a rock.
02:05Life functions still active.
02:06Incredible.
02:07Bring them aboard.
02:17How could this happen?
02:18You were supposed to be monitoring the situation.
02:21Listen, I followed the protocols.
02:23And now two of our men are out there.
02:25Injured.
02:26Maybe worse.
02:29Neither of them are men.
02:32They're just males from other planets.
02:34Do you want to stand here pointing fingers or do you want to do something about it?
02:40Let's go.
02:51Sean.
02:54Your instincts were right about this one, sir.
02:57My tests say he's a Kryptonian.
02:59A Kryptonian?
03:00I thought they were extinct.
03:02Apparently not.
03:03A rare specimen.
03:05And quite strong, too.
03:08He should do well on Warworld.
03:11I don't see you.
03:13KRAGO!
03:15KRAGO!
03:16KRAGO!
03:17KRAGO!
03:18KRAGO!
03:19KRAGO!
03:20KRAGO!
03:22KRAGO!
03:23KRAGO!
03:24KRAGO!
03:25KRAGO!
03:26KRAGO!
03:26Save your cheers.
03:28That's not what KRAGO fights for.
03:31KRAGO fights for honor.
03:34And for our leader,
03:36the great Mongol.
03:39I want to do that.
03:49well said rega but i wonder what your opponent thinks don't you
03:59he hails from parts unknown at a weight of 720 mass units meet crotahar the terrible
04:15he prefers to let his weapons do the talking and that's exactly what they'll do on war world
04:37what a ridiculous name for a planet if you're if the thing you are is in your name you're unoriginal
04:45or uncreative that's like earth being called water planet
05:05so
05:49It's not over.
06:04Once again, the winner is mighty Draegar.
06:08Shall I spare him, my lord?
06:11What say the rest of you?
06:20The people have spoken.
06:22Long live democracy!
06:25Hey, uh...
06:28What?
06:33What are these, wrestling fans?
06:38Hey, he must be, like, have never lost for that reaction to happen.
06:46He must be undefeated like, uh, 98 Goldberg.
06:55Captain, I want you to hear something.
07:14I want you to hear something.
07:28He better.
07:43There it is.
07:53No sign of them.
07:54How many times has that ship been destroyed?
07:56And it's been 10 episodes in.
08:00An ion trail.
08:02Looks like a ship's been by here.
08:03A big one.
08:08Evening that ship's been destroyed.
08:22Are you serious?
08:24And you, the Kryptonian, you're the biggest disappointment of all.
08:34Just for that, you're getting destroyed. Just for that.
08:39Why didn't you do that when Drago was here?
08:41It's called turning the other cheek. I have to find a friend of mine.
08:45The kid just allows him to spit on the other one.
08:48Those are the breaks. One minute you're a champion.
08:51Next, you're croc-chopped. Gotta give him credit.
08:54We never begged for mercy.
09:10John, look out!
09:19John? Where are we?
09:21I'm not sure, but we're getting out of here.
09:24Can you stand?
09:26Still weak. Something in the atmosphere is sapping my strength.
09:31Don't strain yourself.
09:32I'm...
09:33Hey! Superman!
09:43No.
09:55This place is starting to get on my nerves. Come on.
10:02Which way now?
10:05Not that way.
10:06Not that way.
10:15You're saying what I'm saying.
10:17Get back!
10:33Look!
10:34I see it!
10:58It's some kind of force field!
11:01It's some kind of force field!
11:02I won't leave without you!
11:04I won't leave without you!
11:04You've got a better chance of helping me out there! Now go!
11:15I won't leave without you!
11:16You've got a better chance of helping me out there! Now go!
11:24I'll leave without you!
11:24I'm sad, but I'm feeling so good!
11:25What's wrong?
11:26I'm losing the trail!
11:30There are too many others covering me!
11:32Think that might be why?
11:34looks like a refueling port if you say so sherlock what are you waiting for
11:39let's check it out who's driving here anyway
11:47our nation's food ration is being cut another 15 percent oxygen mask in a space suit and fly there
11:53yourself and then there are the medical shortages the power blackouts why do you persist in bothering
12:01me with these petty details ready but sire if this continues think of the consequences like people
12:08are already starting to talk about rebellion there's not going to be any rebellion not if i
12:16can keep giving them fights good ones enough to take their minds off their troubles
12:26what's this the kryptonian he tried to escape
12:32a pity i was hoping to build him up with some preliminary matches but now i'll have to make
12:37an example of him give him to draga
12:54i keep telling you i don't know nothing i mind my own business and you should too
13:01my friends are missing that is my business hey don't bust my mandibles around here it's best not
13:08to ask too many questions why there's a lot of stuff going on smuggling bootlegging slave trading
13:26uh
13:27uh
13:29uh
13:31uh
13:33uh
13:37uh
13:38uh
13:44let me guess it was something you said I could have handled them I've got more
13:51important things to do than saving your buck those three knew something I'm sure
13:55of it and you're letting them get away wanna bet relax all we want is
14:06information about our friends you can talk to me or you can talk to her I heard
14:14something Tony he was being taken to war world war world nasty place heavy into
14:21carnage for the masses take us to this war world
14:32let them all come and fight me let them come from every corner of the galaxy
14:53move it you don't want to miss the fight so many spectators don't they have families or jobs to
14:59tend to are you kidding there's no jobs I haven't worked in years that's dreadful you want to talk
15:05you should have seen the last game but I hear this Kryptonian is a real killer
15:12today Drago meets his greatest foe the man from Krypton
15:35are you ready Krypton I won't fight for your amusement mongol a bold move but let's see how long his
15:46idealism
15:47last on war world
16:05war world war world war world war world war world war world war world war world
16:13war world war world war world war world war world
16:25Draga, we don't have to do this.
16:28You don't have a choice.
16:29Neither of us does.
16:55You don't have to do this.
16:57You don't have to do this.
17:10You don't have to do this.
17:21Give it to him, Draga!
17:23Pair on that lousy critonium!
17:37Yeah, sir.
17:44What kind of animation is that?
18:19You don't have to do this.
18:21You don't have to do this.
18:23You don't have to do this.
18:52The Kryptonian has fallen.
18:56Draga claims victory.
18:58You don't have to do this.
19:05Enough!
19:07Yes.
19:11Do it.
19:36A stunning development.
19:39The Kryptonian is victorious.
19:44Well, what say you?
19:52Give the bum what he deserves!
19:55It's unanimous, then.
19:57The people have spoken.
20:00Finish him.
20:01I refuse.
20:03You can't refuse.
20:05Yes.
20:06I order you to finish him.
20:08No!
20:10Do it.
20:11How is a guy gonna tell a guy from another planet what to do?
20:18I'm just saying.
20:20Give me an honorable death here on the battlefield.
20:26Sorry, but I can't.
20:29How can I live with the shame?
20:32Don't make me beg you.
20:34Finish me.
20:36Do as he says.
20:38This is your last chance.
20:44No.
20:46Then destroy him!
20:53No!
20:57Previously on Justice...
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