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00:03Well, officially, the rest was on YouTube.
00:11Six months we've been doing that.
00:13Come on, people. Let's clean it up.
00:16Howard, don't tell me you can't carry more than a piece of crate paper.
00:22Hi, Max. Sorry I'm late.
00:24What new threat was it this time? Root-rot-man?
00:27This time it really was, Mr. Wayne.
00:28He needed a ride. He's back again.
00:31Where's Dana?
00:32She got tired of waiting for you. Sounds like an old song, doesn't it?
00:35Well, if it isn't Mr. School Spirit.
00:37Don't worry, McInnis. Batman filled in for you.
00:41Yeah.
00:42What was that about?
00:44I, uh, made a little joke.
00:46What kind of little joke?
00:47Just something about how this school sees more of Batman than it does of you.
00:53I know. It wasn't that funny.
00:56Max!
00:57I'm sorry, okay?
00:58You can't even joke about this. Understand?
01:01It just slipped out.
01:06And I don't get what the big deal is anyway.
01:09If a few more people knew your secret, especially a certain girlfriend,
01:13life might be a lot easier for you.
01:14Oh, yeah. Just like with the Diaz kid. Remember how easy that got?
01:20Come on, it was all over the net.
01:22The net's a big place, McInnis.
01:24Hmm. It happened right after I started being Batman.
01:27There was this kid, Miguel Diaz, around the same age as my brother.
01:30He was gonzo about that new action toy, Soldier Sam.
01:32It's all over for you, Dr. Darkblood.
01:35And just how do you plan to stop me?
01:37With this.
01:40And this.
01:45Shouldn't he be playing?
01:47He is playing.
01:48I mean, with the other children.
01:51Miguel!
01:54I'm you!
01:56Miguel!
01:57Why don't you give Soldier Sam a rest and go play with the other boys?
02:01But, Mom!
02:02Come on!
02:03You've been doing that all day.
02:05Time for something else.
02:12Such aggressive behavior.
02:14Get him, get him!
02:15Let's do it!
02:15Flip him over!
02:16Get him, get him!
02:18Get him, get him!
02:18You can do it!
02:19Get him, get him!
02:21Get him, get him!
02:24Soldier Sam, to the tower!
02:25Hold it.
02:26Hold it.
02:27Hold everything.
02:28I just want to play this.
02:33How'd you get?
02:34You get it?
02:44Meanwhile, way across town, the Cobra gang was playing its own games.
02:48They had just broken into a credit reserve, hoping to make a fast withdrawal.
02:51There was just one problem.
02:55Batman.
02:58It's Batman. He was waiting for us.
03:00But how?
03:10Batman.
03:43I've got to try to force him down.
03:45I'll tell the commissioner.
03:50He's gaining.
03:51Let him. It'll make him easier to hit.
03:55Like he's easy to hit.
04:00No!
04:03Damn!
04:06He should have just gotten hit.
04:12There's a kid on top. I'm going after him.
04:22My baby!
04:28Ah!
04:33Ah!
04:35Ah!
04:36Ah!
04:45It's all right. Don't be afraid.
04:49Get away from me!
04:52Hey!
04:57Ah!
04:58Ah!
04:59Ah!
05:02Hey, I'm one of the good guys.
05:04You don't look like a good guy.
05:06He actually looks just like...
05:09He kind of looks like the action figure.
05:11The villain action figure he was playing with.
05:14It's just to scare the bad guys, really.
05:16Ah!
05:17Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:19Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:22Ah!
05:22Come on!
05:23Come on!
05:23You have to trust me!
05:24Ah!
05:26Ah!
05:27Ah, slagget.
05:28Look!
05:29You're just a guy.
05:31Yeah, a guy who doesn't want to see you barbecue.
05:33Reach!
05:34You can do it!
05:43Ah!
05:46Ah!
05:47Ah!
05:49Ah!
05:50Ah!
05:54Ah!
05:57great story all it did was prove my point you saved the kid he saw your face and it wasn't
06:03a
06:03problem now let's go tell dana there's more oh yeah as you can probably guess they weren't happy
06:12down at cobra headquarters batman again it's almost as if he knows what we're planning
06:18how do you suppose that happened i wouldn't know perhaps we should find out exactly what you do
06:27know you know it can't harm you it's a sensor not a transmitter it reads the fluctuation in your
06:35synaptic response and turns your thoughts into pictures is there anyone you told about our
06:42operation no i would never i'm telling you this because i still owe you something just make sure
06:54your creds are out of the gotham federal bank by monday i can't say any more than that warning
07:00someone outside the organization on a cell phone no less that's how batman picked it up it was my
07:08brother i had to warn him he's family cobra is your only family ours and in your weakness you just
07:15betrayed us no no please
07:42cobras love rodents if only it were batman sir something you should see
07:49it all must have been very scary i wasn't scared not a batman he's just a guy like everybody else
07:55with his mask off i mean
07:58you can't be serious
08:01are you without your mask yep and the old man he saw the report how could he not it was
08:07the news bite
08:07of the day
08:09what were you thinking he would have died there was no other way there's always another way i don't see
08:17what you're so worried about he's probably forgotten what i look like by now that doesn't matter what
08:21matters is that other people think he knows what you look like you've made that little boy a target
08:31this is your block honey you be careful now and i'll see you next week and be sure to keep
08:36practicing i will
08:39this piano teacher just walked him to his corner once he's settled in i'm gonna call it a night
08:44wrong he's no less of a target indoors than he is outdoors come on i can't follow him forever
08:51i've got a girlfriend homework a life i won't be able to do my job as batman
08:57all right i'll call the commissioner see what i can do about getting you some relief
09:01you know the people who get paid to do this
09:10come on kid don't stop now five more houses in your home
09:38something to make you a little more cooperative
09:53move
09:54move
10:06Oh
10:26Stay behind me
10:31The teeth of a Cobra are sharp so sharp. You'll barely feel them, but you will feel its paralyzing poison
10:40Thanks for the information
11:00Oh
11:07Step away from the boy and turn around slowly. No, don't shoot. It's Batman. He's one of the good guys
11:18Sorry, oh can't be too careful, you know sure just doing your job. I assume the Commissioner explained everything
11:24Yeah, we're supposed to take the kid in protective custody
11:37Hey, wait a minute, where's Sam I've lost soldier Sam
11:44Here you go big guy, thank you
11:48Well
11:49Oh
11:53Terry are you there? I'm here
11:55Cobra just tried to make a move on Miguel everything. Okay. Yeah
11:58Cops were just here sweeping up. Thanks for arranging things with the commission. I
12:03Didn't she was in a meeting. I couldn't get through what?
12:06Terry, I think I just handed Miguel over to Cobra
12:18Don't worry Miguel. I'll save you
12:23I'll save you
12:31Have it over here!
12:32Come on!
12:32Come on, I'll find him!
12:34Gail, so they set up a distraction
12:36The old man never would have fallen for it
12:37Hey, don't beat yourself up. You were just starting out. Remember and I walked right into it
12:51Well
12:54Nothing I can't believe I could be so stupid
12:57They look like cops and their cars. They look so real. They probably were real stolen stolen and that's good
13:04for us
13:04Every Gotham police car has its own locator frequency. All I need is the car number. Oh great
13:10What was it?
13:12Two something
13:13Three
13:17Slag it
13:19Wait, I might not remember but the recorder in the Batmobile will
13:37We got in
13:48This isn't the police station
13:50What an astute little child
13:53Such clarity of thought
13:56Hook him up
14:09They've ditched the cars. Don't see the boy
14:11Follow them
14:12Like you had to tell me
14:14Hmm
14:15Huh?
14:17Huh?
14:24No! I won't put it on! I won't!
14:27Sit still and behave or you won't get this back
14:29Ever
14:30Huh?
14:40Now, let's see what kind of images we get
14:49What's wrong with it?
14:50We've never used it on a child before
14:52Their minds are a bit more erratic
14:55Now, Miguel
14:57I want you to remember back to last week
15:00The fire on top of the tower
15:06Excellent
15:06You were in danger
15:08Batman came out of the smoke to save you
15:13That's right
15:31What?
15:31And as he got closer
15:32He took off his mask, didn't he?
15:35Uh huh
15:36And what did he look like?
15:41What's wrong?
15:42He's losing his concentration
15:43Think
15:44What did he look like?
15:46I wanna go home
15:47Can I go home?
15:49No!
15:53Here
15:54Relax
15:58All I want is for you to concentrate as hard as you can on his face
16:03You can remember his face, can't you?
16:09Better
16:10Much better
16:11That's it
16:28You can see
16:29Any second now?
16:30Yes!
16:31There it is
16:32The face of Batman
16:34Who is he?
16:35I don't know
16:36Wait a minute
16:37I've seen him before
16:38I'm sure it's
16:40Where?
16:40I can't remember
16:41We'll send this picture through the dark side
16:43database it shouldn't take long to come up with a name i want to go home of course
17:34what do you mean what are these
17:55batman step away from the door we're leaving no you're not you're not hey
18:13what's so funny i might have lost this one battle but you've lost the war see we know what you
18:20look
18:21like under that mask all of us do what you can thank your little friend here i pulled a perfect
18:28image of your face from his memory and i've uploaded it to every cobra site in the world
18:33it'll only be a matter of time before my colleagues find out your name gotham police open up
18:44i've done well i'll be remembered don't
19:04so the kid imagined you as an action figure yeah i guess in his mind he was just substituting one
19:10hero for another don't you ever worry that he might remember what you really look like
19:14it was smoky on that tower he was scared i don't think he ever got a good look at my
19:18face to begin
19:19with thanks how can you be sure because that was him i see him here all the time and he's
19:28never
19:28recognized you never hey miguel let's go i'm coming he he got him
19:39wow it's can't believe that's the last one
19:45oh
19:46you
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