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مسلسل I'm a Virgo مترجم - Episode 1
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00:07.
00:29Get the baby! Get the baby!
00:29No!
00:49What?
00:53He
00:54is
00:55me.
01:10I
01:24thought you might like that.
01:40You know, you're a big motherfucker.
01:43All the wear and tear that you're putting on this house.
01:45I mean, just leaning on the walls, you're putting holes in them.
01:48And I gotta fix this shit myself.
01:50Cause I don't want nobody to see your big ass.
01:53Cause if they see you, they're gonna try to get the people and turn you in.
01:55I'm sorry.
01:56When this paint dry, just make sure you stay on the yellow side.
02:08Heir to the modern computational instruments fortune, successful comic book publisher Jay Whittle sold record-breaking amounts of The Hero.
02:16But, by issue number 12, The Hero would jump off the page and into the embattled streets of Oakland.
02:23Get your mind right, Hapwitz.
02:25Why you let him watch this shit?
02:26He doesn't have much.
02:27He doesn't have this.
02:28Yes.
02:29He's about to find out just what makes the enigmatic entrepreneur tick.
02:32I think that people see in colors.
02:39And I see in black and white.
02:44I suppose gray is a color, but even that color isn't in my color wheel.
02:57It's very simple, really.
02:59People shouldn't have to be afraid.
03:02People shouldn't feel like they have a gun pointed at their head all the time.
03:11People should feel protected.
03:14The law protects people.
03:17The law leads to order.
03:19And order is how we make sure that everyone is safe.
03:37Jay.
03:44I really, I hope that you weren't threatened by that in any way.
03:48That certainly wasn't my intention.
03:49No, I...
03:50Let me hold your hand.
03:58Oh, the world is not ready yet.
04:02How could you know, Mom?
04:03You never ask a Gemini how they know things.
04:06Meanwhile, keep your eyes open as a mirror.
04:08That's it for us.
04:26I can't believe in you.
04:29Last night, the infamous Coco twins were captured and taken off the Oakland streets for good.
04:34The two men were connected with a cigarette-stealing crime spree that lasted about a month.
04:38You still watching TV?
04:40It's just news.
04:41How many hours of reading have you put in?
04:43I told you, ten hours of book reading, three hours of exercise.
04:46It's one hour of hygiene and three hours to do what I want.
04:49I know.
04:49I already did my ten.
04:51You need to get disciplined.
04:53Is that your feet, your butt, or your arms I smell?
04:59You want a big burger to burger your burger.
05:06Put this wet, juicy burger deep in your mouth for three meals, satisfied shape, and get over here now.
05:15You're going to keep on campaigning, and you're going to get elected.
05:20Come on, let's go.
05:21Let's do this.
05:22Come on.
05:26Hard.
05:28Head.
05:29Hands.
05:30Feet.
05:30There is no defeat.
05:34Yeah, bend down.
05:35Get your right shoulder out, Cootie.
05:38Stay on the yellow, man.
05:39Only on the yellow, man.
05:41Stay on the yellow, man.
05:42On the yellow.
05:44On the yellow.
05:44On the yellow.
05:53I have to get out of here.
06:12He Khosh unless he is coming in, when he is walking in my hand home, never kennels open.
06:17Shut up.
06:20What did you think, boy?
06:22Hohohohoho.
06:24Uh, uh, uh.
06:32Shoes.
06:32You're better than that.
06:37custodys
06:38Let's stop the world.
06:43Not yet. Not until your 21st birthday.
06:46Why? Well, I'll magically be ready two years from now?
06:49Yeah. Trust us.
06:52Can't trust us, who can you trust?
06:58What?
07:00A bing?
07:03It's not poison?
07:24It's a version of a Bing Bang Burger.
07:27Yeah, it's a version.
07:29You know we ain't gonna bring that poison in here to you.
07:31You're lucky we got your back.
07:34You ever took my mama to Bing Bang?
07:36Who, her? Hell no.
07:38You know who I mean.
07:40Look, my little sister was a beautiful soul.
07:42Okay, I wouldn't give her the poison,
07:44I wouldn't give it to you,
07:45and I damn sure wouldn't give it to myself.
07:49Heart, head, hands, feet.
07:52Come on, come on.
08:00Heart, head, hands, feet.
08:02As long as I push, there is no defeat.
08:05My disrepentious structure that makes me complete.
08:09A great mind shall nourish, and truth is never weak.
08:14I suffer for the day when all shall gain.
08:18I'll be ready for the world, and ready for the pain.
08:26Get your mind right, half-witch.
08:30Get your mind right, half-witch.
08:32Man, I ain't trying to go to jail, but this bitch obviously don't know who she fucking with.
08:37This bitch really don't know who she fucking with.
08:38I don't know who she is.
08:47Focus on your key words today.
08:50Control, magnetic, commanding.
08:54From that day forward, I knew nothing would stop me from achieving greatness.
08:58From that day forward, I knew nothing would stop me from achieving greatness.
09:18Five minutes.
09:24Click the button to speed up in your way.
09:25I'll keep you back now, brother.
09:28Dear friends.
09:29No, no, no, no.
09:29Don't look at me, brother.
09:32Don't look around.
09:33I'm not really afraid.
09:37Psst. Hey. I saw you. I saw you, man. Now I understand why Francine and Teeth brought
09:51on this fence and these trees. Look, man. My permit paperwork is so fishy. Believe me,
10:00I'm not trying to blow your spot up and have the city coming around here. You dig? I can see
10:07the whole
10:08bay from up there. I've got two and a half out of five bridges. I'm loud, man. I'm making some
10:16tamales for
10:16the block party. I'll sneak some over if you want. Tamales? Best in Oakland. Yes, please.
10:30It ain't no Big Bang Burger like your old man Teeth loves, but... Like... Like Martise loves?
10:39Me and him? We used to fuck up Big Bang Burger hardcore style. Every other day, it seems like.
10:45I figure you must be into it, too, because, you know... Motherfucker.
11:12I have to move it out of your way. Is that your own shit? He's not even out here.
11:23You're doing more or you're watching, huh? That's good.
11:31I'm sorry I act ungrateful sometimes. I know you guys just want the best for me. Like, how
11:40you don't want me to eat the poison that these corporations feed people. Like Bing Bang Burger.
11:47I know you wouldn't want me to eat something that you haven't ate. So... I'm sorry for acting
11:52like a pouty little kid. Apology accepted.
12:02Hey, where you at? We're gonna go to the park. You're gonna be hanging out all night?
12:07No, maybe.
12:14You can't trust us. You're lucky we got your back. You can't trust control.
12:18You wish to fuck up Big Bang Burger hardcore style. You need to be disciplined.
12:22Commanding. You can't trust us. The world's not great. Control.
12:27This bitch obviously don't know who she fucking with.
12:40Lot's not great.
12:41Yeah, I'm just curious he's not a teacher, but...
12:47...my area have been away with him.
12:56Constantly moving to the park, I really think he is in danger.
12:57Before I go.
13:03We're all s World events.
13:07Coming over here, he's going to somewhere.
13:08It's the last dance floor.
13:11It was burnt my fucking throat.
13:13Damn.
13:16You're not gonna lick at me.
13:17You know what I mean?
13:18I'm just saying.
13:19In the bushes.
13:21Go.
13:22I'm running.
13:24Baby bladder.
13:25Shut up.
13:38Hey, yo.
13:40I'm supposed to hide shit.
13:41All right.
13:52Oh, shit!
13:53Hey!
13:54Hey!
13:55Y'all!
13:58The bush just ran away!
14:00There you go.
14:01What?
14:02You all won.
14:03Sit down, Jeffrey.
14:09When your mom makes dinner and it's the...
14:14Let me let my boy Felix know his version of his style.
14:17I saw what I saw.
14:19It was a 13-foot-tall nigga with leaves and shit all over town.
14:25Hey!
14:26Hey!
14:26We got t-shirts based off of Felix's drawings of the swamp monster.
14:31Plank marker.
14:32Hey, link in the bio.
14:33Link in the bio before they go, okay?
14:35Plank team.
14:35My people.
14:36It's soft.
14:37It's gonna get you right.
15:06I was like...
15:07Oh, shit.
15:08We feel like this actual...
15:10Ugh.
15:11I was like,
15:13and what I wanted to know...
15:14We're washing department, you feel me?
15:16So, she...
15:18She's a rubber.
15:19You feel me?
15:20She comin' over me.
15:20I'm like...
15:21And so we argue with her and I'm like,
15:23look, if you...
15:24You talking all of that, you must got the wrong tool, man.
15:28I don't know what you're saying.
15:29What'd you really want to talk about?
15:34Hey!
15:42I told y'all that.
15:45Hey, bro, I see you.
15:47Just come out.
15:48Hey, what's up?
15:50Oh, my God.
15:52Hey, you want to hit this?
15:54Oh, my God.
15:59Whoa!
16:02This shit is saucy.
16:05Hey, Skat, come here.
16:06I really thought they grew weed in here.
16:10Uh, I'm Kuti.
16:13Well, it's Kuti, but you can call me Kuti.
16:18So, you work at Auto Area?
16:20Uh, I do, yes.
16:24Auto Area.
16:26We sell the parts for the autos in your area.
16:31Ba-da-boom.
16:34Hey, bro, honestly, I just work there so I can get parts to fix up my car, but it's
16:39really like the car is my job, because it's really fuck Auto Area.
16:43Yeah.
16:44Well, my parents told me that if you don't get a job, they send you directly to jail.
16:48So, that makes sense?
16:51You know, as a young black man, if you walk down the street and the police see that you don't
16:55have a job, they send you directly to jail.
16:57I know all about it.
16:59Bro, that's not exactly how it's...
17:01Bro, that's not exactly how it's...
17:01Wait, no, I mean, metaphorically, that's how it goes.
17:05Damn.
17:06So, uh, besides when he saw you, you've never been out there?
17:14My mom made me some tacos.
17:16You guys want some?
17:17She made a...
17:18She made a good amount.
17:19No, I'm good.
17:20I'm good, bro.
17:22Okay.
17:31Wow.
17:32Damn, is it good?
17:35Hey, yo, I'mma just ask what we all thinking.
17:39Why are you so damn big, bro?
17:41Facts.
17:41Mm-hmm.
17:42I started to think maybe my size is a sign.
17:45Yeah!
17:46It's a step back, bitches!
17:47It's a signal to do something important.
17:50Important like an overdue bill or...
17:51Important like the hero.
17:53What did you say your name was again?
17:54Jones.
17:55Hey, yo, the hero locked my cousin up for selling weed without a license, bro.
17:58Well, why was you doing that?
18:00It was either for shits and giggles or rent money.
18:03I should ask him.
18:13You guys want to see me bench press the caprice?
18:23Yo!
18:26Power is something exercised that's put into action.
18:30Cool.
18:32Yep.
18:32Power exists only when it's put into action.
18:35It sounds pretty, but useless for actual organizing.
18:37Okay, hey, we got a cut, y'all.
18:40You have to leave now?
18:41Just hit the side show with us.
18:43Yeah.
18:44I don't know.
18:46My mother, she says people get crazy...
18:48Hey, but the whole hood love you.
18:49They already got your t-shirts on.
18:51For real?
18:52The world is not ready yet.
18:54I don't want nobody to see your big ass.
18:56Cause if they see you, they gonna try to get the people in.
18:58Gotta wait till your 21st birthday.
19:00From that day forward, I knew...
19:03Nothing would stop me from achieving greatness.
19:08Well, I'm a Virgo.
19:10And Virgos love adventure.
19:12Fact.
19:12Let's go.
19:13Let's go.
19:14We have a joyride.
19:15We showin' up with a giant.
19:16This is a world.
19:17This is a world.
19:19I'd have been through a whole life.
19:20Child tribulation but I know God.
19:22Satan wanna put me in a bow tie.
19:24Pray that the holy water don't go dry.
19:26Yeah, yeah.
19:27That's how I look around me.
19:28Some of me the motherfuckers wanna tell me.
19:30But they don't be gon' never trap me.
19:31In front of a dirty dog and river they tell me.
19:33And I love myself.
19:35The world is together with these guns and dickens.
19:39I feel small.
19:47Hey, Cooney, you ever heard six woofers coming out of trucks?
19:54Mixed up, I'm bouncing like a trampoline.
19:58Glass shake, one I won't pass the steam.
20:00Candy apple paint dripping plastic green.
20:03Everybody eat when you can...
20:05Oh, my God, I love this!
20:15Candy's 2-18's, our favorite two short song is in a yellow line.
20:21Just to be on a yellow line.
20:22Come on, Cooney, we gotta go.
20:27From that day forward, I knew that nothing would stop me from achieving greatness.
20:32What?
20:33It's the same, people say it all the time.
20:35People don't be talking like that, bro.
20:40Gotta help Jones or something?
20:42First, you take the wheat paste, put it on the wall, then you put the poster on, and then
20:48you go back over with the wheat paste.
20:50Can I help?
20:52Yes, sir.
21:01What the hell?
21:02Damn, he could do the whole block.
21:04He really could do the whole block.
21:06Well, my mom tells me that people get on an FBI list, you know, when they do things like...
21:10Yo, everybody's on an FBI list anyway.
21:12Might as well be for good reason.
21:13Cool.
21:14Oh, you wanna FBI list.
21:15You wanna FBI list.
21:17Damn.
21:18We need a power company be cutting our shit whenever just to save money.
21:22Let's go.
21:23Oh, it's okay.
21:25Yeah.
21:25All right, I'll see you.
21:27Bye, K. Rico.
21:30Yeah!
21:31Oh, no!
21:32Yeah!
21:37Yeah!
21:38Yeah!
21:40Yeah!
21:42Yeah!
21:43Yeah!
21:53Yeah!
21:55Yeah!
21:59Yeah!
22:03Yeah!
22:06Yeah!
22:09Yeah!
22:10Yeah!
22:13Yeah!
22:14Yo!
22:16What's this?
22:17There you go!
22:35You ain't got no time!
22:39Hey!
22:40Hey, good!
22:41You're gonna win the world!
22:44Everybody know I'm too sick.
22:47I'm back.
22:48I'm trying to get my car.
22:52I'm just trying to get my car.
22:59I'm going on.
23:01Get to a car!
23:03Hey, bruh, this car is my life, bruh.
23:04I'm going on.
23:06Get to a car!
23:06Hey, bruh, this car is my life, bruh.
23:09Yeah, I'm pretty sure this niggas did got steering fluid on it.
23:12Tonight, you made her a legend.
23:16Hey, bruh, you a real one.
23:17I am?
23:18Yes!
23:23For real?
23:27It's him?
23:30Spotlight.
23:31You are above the approved decibel level.
23:33I'm checking vehicle registration numbers
23:35and impounding vehicles.
23:38In California, more than three people gathered together
23:40wearing similar clothes can be prosecuted as a gang.
23:44Get your mind right, Halberts.
23:46You ain't back for my life.
23:48I'm just talking about my car.
23:49How about this, mother...
23:52Yes.
23:57Man, what the hell's wrong with you coming in?
24:00What are you thinking?
24:03What?
24:03What do you mean, what?
24:05It's a word attempting to specifically locate the object of one's inquiry.
24:10Boy, I wish I was eight foot taller.
24:11Have you been listening to me?
24:13Have I been wasting my breath?
24:15You can't waste or save it because it comes out either way.
24:18Man, this dude is crazy.
24:20You do not appreciate what we put aside to keep you safe
24:24and to keep you fed.
24:26I didn't ask for...
24:26To become the man that you are.
24:29I gave up...
24:30Look, Bing Bang Burgers?
24:31Hmm?
24:32Y'all used to eat Bing Bang Burgers.
24:35Yes, I did.
24:37I did eat Bing Bang Burgers.
24:40But I stopped.
24:42Okay.
24:44How about subwoofers then?
24:45Huh?
24:46You guys always play music from these tiny little speakers
24:48so you basically kept one of the greatest inventions from me.
24:52It moves through your body.
24:54Like...
24:55Like waves.
24:56Okay?
24:57And it sinks to your bones.
24:58And you can feel the ground and the sky at the same time
25:01as if you're the thing that's keeping it together, you know?
25:05I'm 19.
25:07And I heard bass for the first time?
25:09That's abuse.
25:12You know what?
25:12No one's ever took me away.
25:14Y'all are just paranoid.
25:15And y'all are lying to me.
25:19Take a look at this.
25:20No. No.
25:21Come on.
25:22Sit down.
25:23Mama.
25:23It gives me nightmares every time, please, tomorrow.
25:26Sit down.
25:30We're not lying about this.
25:34This is how we keep them just nightmares.
25:45Things.
26:13This is how we keep them both in and out.
26:31None of them are related to me.
26:34None of them...
26:35No.
26:38But there's one just like you every generation somewhere.
26:47People are always afraid, and you are a 13-foot-tall black man.
26:54They fear you.
26:55They were excited to see me, Mama.
26:57They were excited.
26:59Come on.
27:00No.
27:00No.
27:01Heart, head, hands, feet.
27:03Come on.
27:03No.
27:04No.
27:05Not tonight.
27:06I don't want to do that tonight.
27:11You know, Cootie, soon people are going to try to figure out how to use you.
27:17And when they can't use you no more, they're going to try to get rid of you.
27:25I have one question.
27:28Did she used to go to Bing Bang Burger?
27:30Oh, man.
27:32Mama, tell me, does she eat Bing Bang Burgers?
27:37Yes.
27:43We'll get you here, we'll get you here.
27:47Is it me, or is the moonlight shining brighter than it usually does?
27:57Is it me, or is tonight the most amazing night that there ever was?
28:07Can you see the stars?
28:14Next.
28:19Welcome to Bing Bang Burger.
28:20What can I bop you with?
28:21Um, I'll take seven Bing Bang Burgers, please.
28:35Yours is ready, big man.
28:50Hey.
29:01Oh.
29:03Oh.
29:11Oh!
29:14Oh!
29:15I can handle anything.
29:16Scott?
29:17Ah.
29:18Oh, Tim.
29:20Felix.
29:20It's her.
29:24This is right here.
29:25Now you want to do a boudin.
29:26We got a boudin star.
29:27This is sauce.
29:29This sauce right here is right in this sauce.
29:32This sauce.
29:33This sauce.
29:33This sauce.
29:33This sauce.
29:33This sauce.
29:34This sauce.
29:34This sauce.
29:35What they put in?
29:36Oh, no.
29:37This shit can't.
29:38Always.
29:39Hit, hit.
29:39Mmm.
29:40What you think?
29:42Good, right?
29:45Mmm.
29:46Mmm.
29:46Mmm.
29:47Mmm.
29:50Mmm.
29:53Damn.
29:56It's actually very disgusting.
30:01What?
30:02It's really very bad.
30:03It's just.
30:03That's cause this nigga be eating spinach pie.
30:07She didn't eat.
30:08She didn't eat.
30:09She didn't eat.
30:11Oh.
30:13Oh snap.
30:15Oh snap.
30:15Yeah, yeah.
30:18That's what we're getting here.
30:21That's what we're getting here.
30:26Oh!
30:27Hey, man!
30:30Ha ha ha.
30:30My name is so real, next you will be.
30:32Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
30:36Hey, bruh, you ain't dancing, man?
30:39Huh?
30:40We're gonna dance.
30:41What?
30:42You ain't gonna dance?
30:44Oh, nah, nah, I ain't never danced before, so.
30:50Oh, well, at least, like, hollering females is something, bro.
30:53This is my first time at a club.
30:55Hey, bruh, if you don't just download shots
30:57and get on the dance floor at hollering females,
30:59me and you gonna fight.
31:02They're messing with me.
31:05That's what friends do.
31:07OK.
31:08I always wondered what having a friend was.
31:12Now I know it's, like, bass.
31:15Because, like, the bass coming out this speaker,
31:19friends can help you feel the inside of yourself
31:21and the rest of the world at the same time.
31:29Yeah.
31:30Hey, bruh, that's real as fuck.
31:32Right?
31:33Yes.
31:33All right, look.
31:34I declare us friends.
31:37Well, then I want to help you feel the inside of yourself, too.
31:45Hey, you need another one, right?
31:46Hey, can I get one more from my boy?
31:47No, no, I think I'm drunk.
31:48I'm good.
31:49Just hold it, otherwise you'll look weird.
31:50Yeah?
31:51OK.
31:52Hey, there go one looking.
31:54You ready?
31:55Beautiful!
31:56No, no, no, no, no.
31:56In a black dress!
31:57Hey, look, look, just don't let silence happen, OK?
32:00Silence is a killer.
32:01Beautiful, beautiful, yes.
32:03This is the big man.
32:04Hey, just don't stop talking, OK?
32:10Your dress is really pretty.
32:13Thanks.
32:15I think you could be in the background of a music video
32:17or something.
32:18Cardi B or Beyoncé or somebody big.
32:22Uh, I mean, you pick what music video
32:25you want to be the background in,
32:26and they'll put you in it, you know,
32:29as long as they don't have enough pretty girls.
32:32But I'm sure you would show up early, though,
32:35because you look punctual.
32:37Virgo's a punctual.
32:37I'm sorry.
32:38I don't speak English.
32:39I'm a Virgo.
32:41OK.
33:01I'm sorry.
33:07Excuse me.
33:10We were just talking, and, uh, we want to see that dick.
33:15She said she want to see the dick.
33:17Yo, Felix!
33:18What are you doing?
33:19Felix!
33:21Yo, what's up?
33:23What's going on with your boy, man?
33:26You can't say excuse me.
33:28I mean, the nigga knocked me down.
33:29I'm just looking for an excuse.
33:32Aw, bro, my...
33:33Hey.
33:34I'm very sorry.
33:36It's socially unacceptable.
33:38Yo, grab your man's, Felix.
33:41I'm not feeling the love right now, bro.
33:45Just let me know where you want to feel the love, and I can put it right there.
33:49You twop, niggas.
33:52Act like you forgot what the semen tastes like, homie.
33:55What the semen tastes like?
33:57The cement, motherfucker!
34:00You're going to taste the cement, you fucking slimmed your ass through, nigga!
34:05Nigga!
34:07She doesn't matter what the semen...
34:15Oh!
34:16Stop it!
34:20Don't eat my ass, nigga.
34:22No!
34:23Wait!
34:24No!
34:24No!
34:24He's getting scared!
34:26He's getting tired!
34:27Here we go!
34:32We talked y'all up.
34:34Bro, he's big, bro.
34:36Get up, bro. Get up, bro.
34:38Hey, man, this is from Lower Bottoms, bro.
34:40You got us fucked up.
34:45You jumped on him, bro.
34:47Like, what you thought?
34:49Take y'all drunk asses home.
34:51I'm sorry.
34:53Good night.
34:54Babe, bear, I'm gonna call you, bro.
34:58Many claimed it was a hoax.
35:00There's a giant man in Oakland
35:03with a penchant for sideshows, dancing, burgers, and brawls.
35:07Police stopped the suspect, known as the Twomp Monster,
35:10after a melee between him and five other men.
35:13But video railing the first shot release
35:16clearly shows the giant man acting in self-defense.
35:20Mute.
35:22Muting!
35:25Measure threat level of the Twomp Monster.
35:28Measuring now!
35:34Fuck.
35:35I knew it was gonna happen.
35:38I just wish it didn't happen so soon.
35:42He ain't ready, but we are.
35:44When was the last time you checked?
36:01We're ready.
36:03We're ready.
36:03tae'
36:32ch mistakes
37:25You got that fire and I'm trying to get the wrong one.
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