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A stand-up special featuring Larry the Cable Guy at his best, delivering all new jokes with his signature rapid fire wit | dG1fUHVIZzBZZFoyVGc
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00:00This is a body built for sin.
00:03Unfortunately, that sin is gluttony.
00:06I did put on a little weight.
00:08The government just put me on the no-fry lift.
00:12I got these pants at the Goodwill.
00:15I come home, my wife goes,
00:17where'd you get them pants?
00:18I thought I took them up to the Goodwill.
00:22How have I not won a Grammy Award by now?
00:25Get her done!
00:31How have I opportunities for you?
00:36I love you.
00:38I found my store coming out.
00:40I regained your figure quick,
00:41I didn't even come over.
00:43I was curious how multibarited long,
00:44but at a while living in the scriptures,
00:47I thought it was impossible to enter your figure
00:50as well.
00:51I tried it out.
00:54I figure it out at the kingdom of God's sake.
00:56I��쳐 his power.
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