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00:47Hello?
00:52No, just tell me what's happened, and what is it?
01:01Right, I'll be right there.
01:05What's happened?
01:08Ah, Susana.
01:10Susana?
01:12Princess Susana.
01:15Is she alright?
01:17I don't know.
01:42Don't kill me.
01:47Please don't kill me.
01:49Read the statement.
01:54Yes.
01:55All right.
01:58On the screen.
02:00That is correct.
02:05I am Susanna.
02:08Duchess of Beaumont.
02:11Popularly known as Princess Susanna.
02:17I am in a place you cannot find.
02:22Held by one you will not trace.
02:31Prime Minister Michael Callum.
02:35Prime Minister Michael Callum.
02:41My life depends on you.
02:46If you do not do precisely as instructed, by 4pm this afternoon I will be executed.
03:08What are you doing, keep it going?
03:10Prime Minister, at this point I think it's important to say that we are 100% certain that this is
03:18indeed Princess Susanna.
03:20Her car was intercepted shortly after midnight, returning from the wedding of a college friend of hers.
03:27She had insisted on going.
03:29You had security on her?
03:30Two PPOs, still unconscious.
03:33Heavy sedative, close range, each with a single puncture wound.
03:36No sign of struggle.
03:38What do they want?
03:41Money?
03:44Release a jihadi?
03:46Scrap third world debt?
03:50Save the fucking libraries.
03:52We are convinced both the video and the demand it contains are genuine.
03:57What demand?
03:58What Susanna says next.
04:02It concerns you directly, sir.
04:07Just play it.
04:12There is only one demand.
04:14And it is a simple one.
04:17At 4pm this afternoon, Prime Minister Michael Callum must appear on live British television on all networks, terrestrial and satellite.
04:37And have thought on simply sexual intercourse with a pig.
04:46I don't understand.
04:50The video ends with a series of technical specifications for the broadcast.
05:09Why are you doing this?
05:15This is a joke, right?
05:17Ha ha, Mike, ho ho.
05:19It's real.
05:25She's a pig.
05:27Sex with a pig.
05:31They want me to have sex with a pig.
05:34Live.
05:36On television.
05:37This afternoon.
05:43But what?
05:45Who?
05:46We're checking with our embedded operatives, compiling a list of suspects as we speak.
05:50Meanwhile, the demand has been made and there's not long to formulate our response.
05:57Well, I'm not fucking a pig.
06:00Page one.
06:01That's not happening.
06:03Of course.
06:12Absolutely, sir.
06:16Well, have we established a dialogue with us?
06:18We can't.
06:19There's no email address.
06:20No code word.
06:22No channel for negotiation.
06:25Okay, so we'll focus on finding Susanna.
06:27We get her back.
06:28And however it's done, I don't care.
06:30We stop this now.
06:31I assure you everyone's working towards this.
06:33Yes.
06:34No, not everyone.
06:35A dedicated core team.
06:36This can't go wide.
06:38And keep it so far from the press, it's on the other side of Jupiter.
06:42This only exists in this room.
06:46It's already outside it.
06:49Well, if there are hacks sniffing around, shut them down.
06:51Bright red D-notice.
06:53Super fucking Godzilla injunction with 10-inch Whitehall fangs.
06:57This video came from YouTube.
07:02What?
07:03It was uploaded via an encrypted IP over an hour ago.
07:06Well, get it off there!
07:07We did, after nine minutes.
07:09But that was long enough for it to be downloaded, duplicated and spread.
07:13Spread?
07:15How many people have seen this?
07:17We take down one, six clones immediately pop up elsewhere.
07:20How many people?
07:2150,000.
07:22That's our current estimate.
07:25The newsrooms have got it.
07:28They're running this on air.
07:29No, no.
07:30We put a Type 5D notice out immediately.
07:32And they're complying.
07:33For now.
07:35It's trending on Twitter.
07:37Oh, for fucking internet.
07:44So what now?
07:44What's the playbook?
07:46This is virgin territory, Prime Minister.
07:49There's no playbook.
08:13I don't know.
08:13What does it look like?
08:14This is got a text message that I had talks to leave.
08:16I use my attention to.
08:16How is it when I哪 cornered theredger song?
08:18Definitely a ha-
08:19and have full arms of sexual intercourse with a pig.
08:24No way. It's a piss-take, man. Look at you.
08:27I don't understand.
08:29Why is it not on the news?
08:30...Karlton Blum's controversial agitation exhibition at the Tate Modern closes three weeks ahead of schedule amid criticism...
08:37So how do we even describe it? An indecent act?
08:40Everyone's seen the video. They already know the full details.
08:43If we mentioned bestiality pre-watershed, Ofcom would be seriously pissed off.
08:47Fuck Ofcom.
08:47We're still observing the de-notice.
08:49We're honouring the de-notice.
08:51The voluntary de-notice.
08:53It may be a sportsman-like gesture, but we are making it.
08:56A woman's life is at stake here. We follow procedure.
09:00My timeline consists 100% of viewers asking why we're not covering it.
09:04How do I reply?
09:05You don't.
09:06Yeah, that is totally backwards.
09:08No-one else has broken rank. Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...
09:11I hear Facebook's coverage is pretty comprehensive.
09:14That may be, but...
09:15It's like 9-11's happening and we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.
09:18We're not a chat room.
09:20It's on CNN and Fox and MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK and...
09:27Yeah, all right!
09:30Oh, God, there's a planet!
09:34Okay, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.
09:36Damon, public reaction.
09:37Mira, the royal angle.
09:38Upcoming marriage, etc.
09:40Simon, set tone with standards and practices.
09:42We need to explain this without viewers sticking up their Weetabix.
09:45Lorcan, the internet aspect.
09:46New paradigm.
09:47Twitter, Arab Spring, all that bibble.
09:50Dan, all graphics run past me.
09:52Keep it functional.
09:52No Peppa Pig's.
09:54Malaika, update the Princess O-Bit VT.
09:56The O-Bit VT?
09:58Hm?
09:58First, an awkward phone call.
10:00At least I knew it was one Tom.
10:06We put a D-notice on it.
10:08It's gone global.
10:09Don't.
10:09I can't do anything.
10:10I'm begging you.
10:11You're begging?
10:12Don't run it, Martin.
10:13Look, I'm sorry.
10:14I can't help you.
10:16You know how much help you're getting from here on in?
10:19Multiplying nothing by shit all.
10:21UKM is dead to us.
10:22Shut up your ass, you fucking...
10:25Interesting.
10:26A man.
10:27Man?
10:28A man.
10:30Tom.
10:31See you across it.
10:33I'm exploring contingency plans.
10:36I brief Kallet.
10:40Ah, Mr. Kallet.
10:42Noel from Blue Eye.
10:44Uh, Noel won an Emmy for his effects work on that HBO moon western thing.
10:49See your tranquility.
10:50Yeah, yeah, you won't find better.
10:52Can you map a head on to a different body at live?
10:54Defends if your camera's moving.
10:55Rule sheet specifies a single handheld camera in a constant roving motion.
11:01Hm.
11:02Yeah, Gonzo style.
11:03He knows his shit.
11:05That's tough.
11:06For a mission to be transmitted in four.
11:09What does...
11:09Just focus on the visuals.
11:10Different face mapped onto a live performer.
11:13According to those stipulations.
11:15Fringes of possibility.
11:17Deadline's at four.
11:18We need to know if it's workable by two.
11:24Can't happen.
11:26It has to.
11:28Our embeds have ruled out the major players.
11:29It's not AQ, not IRA.
11:31And this is what's left.
11:32Radicals, hate groups.
11:34People who threaten yourself for the, uh, or the royals.
11:37They're being pulled in, even as we speak.
11:40More than questioning, I hope.
11:42Somebody knows something.
11:48We all do it more, then there'll be less waste overall lying around whenever the bin men...
11:53Is it still not on the telly?
11:54Nothing.
11:55It must be a hoax.
11:56Or a blackout.
11:58Oh, heads up.
12:00Some major breaking news now here on UKN.
12:03In the last few minutes, it's been confirmed that Susanna, Duchess of Beaumont, has been kidnapped.
12:09A video uploaded anonymously to the internet appears to depict the princess pleading for her life.
12:16The video also contains a bizarre ransom demand of a personal nature involving the Prime Minister.
12:23This is followed by a detailed list of instructions relating to the enactment of this demand.
12:28As police round up potential suspects across the nation, this UKN News Viewer video shows armed officers...
12:35...raiding an address in Bradford.
12:37A man thought to be connected with a religious pressure group can be seen being dragged to a waiting van.
12:42Details regarding...
12:43If it's terrorist, they'll take her head off.
12:46Fuck's sake, man.
12:47Go try him.
12:48They'll be asking for a million quid or something.
12:51They want him to do it with a pig.
12:55Telegraph has the whole video and an interactive timeline.
12:59Tonally Stark.
13:00Brief mention of the ransom being a sex act.
13:02Nothing too gross.
13:03Sun runs with Taken.
13:05Big grab of Susanna.
13:07Of course I still want that drink.
13:09Oh, then give me something.
13:10Oh, it's not...
13:11That won't be possible.
13:13I'm friendly when I drink.
13:15Very friendly when I'm grateful.
13:18There's no comment at this time.
13:19I'm doing medical tests.
13:30The Guardian are running a fucking live blog and a short think piece on the historical symbolism of the pig.
13:37More now.
13:39And the OPS deadline now only five hours away.
13:42UK-end Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis.
13:46It's a day like no other.
13:48It's a day like no other.
13:48The kidnap video has now been watched by over 18 million people.
13:51The social networking sites are abut with an estimated 10,000 tweets per minute.
13:55So, while we wait for Downing Street to make a formal response, there's no doubt that the nation is voicing
14:00its opinion.
14:01I don't think anyone should concede to any sort of humiliation under that kind of threat.
14:06I couldn't bear to see that and watch that.
14:08I won't personally be tuning in.
14:10I mean, just thinking about it is horrible.
14:12That's disgusting.
14:12It is disgusting.
14:13You think about it.
14:14It's going to be disgusting, but after that one, you're going to be a hero.
14:17People will look at him like he is totally insane and maybe take his position away.
14:22It would be absolutely hilarious to see that on TV.
14:25Nothing too abnormal for prime ministers and MPs.
14:27They're all deviants, sexual deviants, all MPs and prime ministers.
14:34We've been squeezing hard, but still nothing concrete.
14:38It is my house.
14:40You cannot stop.
14:40You are standing in my doorway.
14:42You are touching my door handle.
14:48Could I have a word?
14:53It won't come to that.
14:55And if they don't find her?
14:57MI5 have got a name.
14:58They're surrounding a place now.
15:00Where?
15:01What?
15:01Where's the place?
15:03Truro.
15:04Why are you lying?
15:05What?
15:05You're lying.
15:07Truro.
15:08Jesus.
15:09I don't want you worrying.
15:11You never patronize me.
15:12Don't start now.
15:13Whoever this is, is insane.
15:15And has a princess.
15:16Who'll get through this?
15:17Not just any princess.
15:19The princess.
15:20Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart.
15:25I won't have to do anything.
15:28Everyone's laughing at us.
15:30You don't know that.
15:31I know people.
15:33We love humiliation.
15:34We can't not laugh.
15:35Nothing is going to happen.
15:36It's already happening in their heads.
15:39In their heads.
15:40That's what you're doing.
15:42What my husband is doing.
15:45Jane.
15:45Could you just...
15:48Please?
15:50Jane.
15:56I love you.
15:59What?
16:01Alice on the phone, sir.
16:03Get Alex to stall them for a bit.
16:05She's already been speaking to her for ten minutes.
16:08Her?
16:09It's the Queen herself.
16:13Go on.
16:23As the 4pm deadline draws nearer and the world holds its breath, waiting to discover whether
16:29Princess...
16:29Would they use a female pig?
16:31It's on the list.
16:32The list of rules at the end of the video specifies camera angles and things.
16:35It's like Dogma 95.
16:37It's not like Dogma 95.
16:38Exactly like it.
16:39What's Dogma 95?
16:41Cinematic movement.
16:42Lars von Trier.
16:44Oh.
16:45The list of rules for the director.
16:46No background music, only natural light and so on.
16:48For authenticity.
16:50Same as these rules.
16:52So they can't cheat it.
16:53Intercutting other guys' hours, pumping away.
16:55I mean, I can't think of anything remotely like this.
16:58It's an entirely new form of terrorism.
17:00The point of which terrorism, it's not Islamist in nature, to request a pig is specifically...
17:04That's exactly the point.
17:06To make love to a pig.
17:08Make love?
17:10Steer them away from the grisly details.
17:12We can't discount anything.
17:14Let's not dwell on any of the details.
17:16This is already a huge national talking point.
17:19Isn't this precisely what whoever is behind this is looking for?
17:24How's Her Majesty taking it?
17:26I trust you'll do everything in your power to get her back.
17:29That's what she said.
17:30And we are.
17:32It wasn't a collective you.
17:33It was a singular you, i.e. me.
17:35Sir, we may have something.
17:37Jamie's been tracing the video's origin.
17:39I thought it was untraceable.
17:40Technically, yes.
17:42But, so I thought, work with what we do know.
17:44And that video?
17:45Okay, before YouTube compression, it was 57.3 meg.
17:49Algorithm.
17:50Boring.
17:51Anyway, we also know it was uploaded at 3.16am.
17:54So I ran a nationwide traceback on uninterrupted one-way uploads of precisely 57.3 meg in the minutes leading
18:01up to 3.16.
18:02And the closest I can get is a postcode.
18:05But it came from somewhere in there.
18:08Looks like a campus.
18:10Yeah.
18:10Closed 2010, and it's been empty since.
18:13Latest eyesight image on this area?
18:153.00am flyover shot from last night.
18:20Looks like it had lights on.
18:24We got him.
18:26We got him.
18:27Alert the local team.
18:28We'll head out now.
18:29Full squad.
18:30I'll man it.
18:30With helmet cam relay.
18:32We can watch the operation.
18:34Press office.
18:35Okay, Tom?
18:41Yes.
19:00Right, confident?
19:02It's a bit of a kick-bollock scramble, but with finesse in it should be okay.
19:05Well, finesse quickly.
19:06I'll perform as on his way.
19:14It's a new one for me, obviously.
19:16Because it's illegal.
19:17I wouldn't normally, you know.
19:20You seen any of my films?
19:21No.
19:22Well, I'm pretty trad.
19:23Bish bash bosh.
19:24In and out.
19:25Yeah, well, what do I put on the invoice?
19:28That's what I'm wondering.
19:29There won't be any invoicing.
19:30Oi, oi, Rod.
19:31Oi, oi.
19:32Seven oi.
19:35Need to prep two statements on the rescue operation.
19:38Good outcome, bad outcome.
19:39Rescue operation?
19:41Goon squad's heading for some postcode in Buckinghamshire.
19:44HP 8-4-T-D.
19:45It's a college or something.
19:46They should be there by now.
19:47This morning, it was the mayor's turn to be seen.
20:05As victims of the throne have been seen on the surface,
20:08assembly members wanted to know why the mayor didn't want to leave for investigation.
20:11Yeah, I've accused the illuminance of the chroma key.
20:15Agent Callad, this is Mr. Flynn.
20:16A.K.A. Rod Senseless.
20:20Stage mate.
20:23Yeah, well.
20:25You need to get into this.
20:27Is there a dressing room, I'm not going to use?
20:29No.
20:30Where's my co-star?
20:32It'd be rude not to give her a bit of a kiss before, eh?
20:35Outside, in the truck.
20:38It's bullet joie de vivre, isn't it?
20:43You also need to wear this.
20:45On your head.
20:55Board's been prized away, that's where they got him.
20:57Okay.
20:59Target identified.
21:00Commissioner, thank you.
21:01Sword team red, spotted possible entry point.
21:04Any orders, boss?
21:05Continue reconnaissance and await instructions before you proceed.
21:08With the 4 p.m. deadline, only three hours away, time is running out for the prime minister.
21:12It's gone to Uber, right?
21:15Of course, let's never change in.
21:18Simon's here.
21:22They're gone in, yeah?
21:24Do you think I'd be here if they had?
21:27I've got statements for either outcome.
21:33Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.
21:35Can't think about coverage now.
21:43But it's onside.
21:45Strong undercurrent of sympathy.
21:47Every poll indicates public understanding.
21:49Disgust with the captor outraged at the whole thing, but not at you.
21:57The fact is, if Walker's team fuck up, I'm not saying they will, but if they do, the public anticipates
22:02non-compliance.
22:05There'll be squalls from the usuals, but it's not England expect.
22:17If he kills her, there's no blood on your hands.
22:22Bottom line.
22:26With just hours to go before the deadline, time is running out for the security services.
22:32Well, joining us is actress Lydia Balway, who attended...
22:34I thought this story was coming from OB-7.
22:37It is, but we trimmed the edit, so it's coming direct.
22:40Where do I know Twinkle Tits from?
22:44Actress, Downton Abbey knows the princess.
22:47This came for you, left the reception.
22:49Thanks, Jack.
22:50Korean dropped it off.
22:5220 seconds on the end.
22:54Thanks.
22:55I'm going to plug this in.
23:05Jack, call the police.
23:06What, me?
23:07Just take it.
23:08Get someone to shoot that first.
23:10What the fuck is this?
23:13I gave you rules, I said no cheat.
23:26Some more breaking news now, and a severed finger, thought to belong to Princess Susannah,
23:33has been delivered to UKN, along with a video apparently showing the kidnapper removing it
23:38from the princess.
23:40UKN News has passed all material to Scotland Yard.
23:44Fuck you, no.
23:46Oh, God, I can't watch this.
23:48He's got to see what they want.
23:50What if he fucking has?
23:52... accompanied by a memory stick, which contained a statement...
23:54... accusing Downing Street of attempting to break rules laid down in the demands.
23:59Well, this grim development comes just hours before the 4pm deadline out...
24:06Jesus.
24:13Unless I'm mistaken, our mystery man specified no visual trickery in his original demand,
24:19didn't he?
24:20I considered it necessary...
24:21You considered it necessary...
24:23... to devise...
24:24Fucking hell!
24:29Mike!
24:32Don't.
24:34It's no...
24:35One word, and I swear I will fucking...
24:50What did you do, Alex?
24:52I had a backup plan.
24:54A man prepared to do it, and an FX company that would paint your head onto his shoulders.
24:59And you actually thought that would work?
25:01I believed it worth considering.
25:03Well, then you're a stupid bitch.
25:04With your interests at heart.
25:06Who knew about this?
25:08A select few.
25:10They seem some idiot at the studios.
25:12Recognised our designated performer.
25:15Tweeted a photo, and the online hive mind did the maths.
25:18It's not playing well.
25:21With him.
25:24With...
25:24With anyone.
25:26A few hours ago, public opinion was behind Prime Minister Callow, with only 28% of the
25:32public believing he should fulfil the bizarre and illegal request.
25:36But in the wake of these images, and with the delivery of the princess's severed finger
25:40to UKN, the mood is shifting.
25:43It would be humiliating, but nothing compared to her suffering.
25:46The appearance of the finger, he's just got to do it.
25:49He has to do it.
25:50What's the alternative?
25:51We can easily get another Prime Minister, but we can't live without a princess.
25:55Of course we should do it.
25:56Well, if he doesn't get it released, you know, he's finished, isn't he?
26:00Online polls suggest that 86% of voters now believe the demands should be met.
26:06Damon Brown, UK...
26:10When a walker's team hit in the college.
26:12They need time to...
26:13It's almost half two, and I'm not pissing around.
26:16Julian's advising against...
26:17And I'm advising for...
26:18They go in now.
26:19They go in now.
26:21They go in now.
26:38Where's my hobbit, VT?
26:40What would you say if I told you I was standing near the building where Susanna's being held?
26:44I'd say bullshit.
26:46Then you'd be wrong.
26:49Have you got a crew with you?
26:50Well, I'm not stupid.
26:53Malaika?
26:55Hello?
27:11Are you getting this?
27:12Yeah, we are.
27:13But stay back.
27:14Don't put yourself in any danger.
27:15I'm better.
27:22Still getting this?
27:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are.
27:24Just stay safe, Malaika.
27:25Be careful.
27:43If this doesn't work, we need to.
28:03Oh, God.
28:05Oh, God.
28:13Oh, God.
28:14Oh, God.
28:33It's a decoy, they must have bounced the upload from here with the proxy, they could
28:37be anywhere.
28:38I'm sorry.
28:41They're looking right at him.
28:42No, they can't see her, there's a screen here.
28:43Malaika, make sure they can't see her.
28:50Run, Malaika, run!
28:55Get out of there, come on!
28:58Get out of there, come on!
29:11Where the fuck is Jack?
29:13Run, run, run!
29:15Run, run, run!
29:16Run, let me out!
29:17Get out of there!
29:19Get out of there!
29:19Get out of there!
29:20Let's go!
29:20Repeat!
29:22Let's go!
29:24U-U-K-N.
29:26Malaika, something or other, she's from U-K-N.
29:28You breast shit!
29:31Here goes your RTS award.
29:34There must be something.
29:35There's nothing there, mate.
29:36There'll be a clue, some evidence.
29:38We've done all we can.
29:39You sent in a strike team to rescue a mannequin!
29:41I'm sorry, Michael.
29:42Oh, fuck off, Julian!
29:43Michael, it's twenty past three.
29:44We're out of time.
29:45We're not out of time!
29:47We're not out of time!
30:06It's not gonna happen.
30:07To the public...
30:08Fuck the public!
30:08To the public, this would be one man of, to be blunt, questionable popularity, putting
30:13personal embarrassment over the life of a young girl.
30:15You won't even release her anyway.
30:17She's probably already dead!
30:18And if she isn't, he'll kill her and upload the video.
30:21Everyone will see it.
30:23The world will see it.
30:25The mood will border on insurrection, and you will be destroyed, I guarantee you.
30:31Utterly destroyed.
30:35The polling bears that out.
30:37You won't just be a disgraced politician.
30:41You'll be a despised individual.
30:44The public, the palace, and the party insist on compliance.
30:50Fuck the party!
30:51Refuse, and I've been advised that we cannot guarantee your physical safety.
30:58Or that of your family.
31:13I've made arrangements for the broadcast.
31:18I'm sorry, Michael.
31:20It's out of your hands.
31:45I'll take you live now to the scene in central London.
31:48As we see the Prime Minister's car travelling across London.
31:52He's got a deal of...
31:54The world's bloody broken.
31:55...a few minutes ago, and now appears to be heading west to Bankside Studios.
32:00...is...
32:09...is...
32:13...is...
32:15...
32:33we've ratified the law after midnight it'll be a criminal offense to store any recording
32:38or still images of the event
32:45they're doing an announcement beforehand to walk people off even watching
32:48some sort of sonic tone that causes nausea
33:00at the 4pm deadline approaches the whole nation is at a standstill watching this extraordinary
33:06situation play out and just to remind you this is now a story of global significance
33:12michael carlow has displayed incredible bravery in what was literally a matter of life or death
33:19that's how it opens and then i think we should move on
33:23okay yeah
33:26everything prepared yes ma'am it's sedated injection stay silent
33:39it's time to go in now
33:47an unprecedented nature
33:50this is an official announcement in a few minutes the prime minister will perform an indecent act
33:56on your screen this is an accordance with the kidnappers demand in the hope that it will ensure
34:02the safe release of princess susanna recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become
34:08illegal at midnight all viewers are advised to turn off their televisions immediately
34:13the broadcast will commence after the following tone
34:16the broadcast will commence after the following tone
34:50We're complying with all the stipulated rules, so you'll have to keep going.
34:57You'll have to see it through to the end.
35:04We've placed visual aids in your eyeline, which might help if you get into trouble.
35:14The suggestion we're getting from psychologists is that you should take as long as you need.
35:22To rush might be misinterpreted as egoism or even enjoyment.
35:41It's just a skeleton crew inside.
35:43Close that.
36:11It's just a skeleton.
36:37I trust this will bring about the safe return of Princess Susanna.
36:59I love my wife.
37:05May God forgive me.
37:06Good luck!
37:25The same thing I wanna be.
37:26I love you.
37:26I love you.
37:28I love you.
37:30I love you.
37:31Oh!
37:34Oh!
37:35Oh!
37:36Oh!
39:09Poor bastard.
39:11Oh, but it's been on for nearly an hour.
39:14It's history, this.
39:16Yes.
39:24Yes.
39:28Yes.
39:29Yes, yes.
39:33Yes.
39:35Yes.
39:40Yes.
39:49Yes.
39:51Yes.
40:17She's back, ma'am. We've got her. Susanna.
40:19They released her. Stumbling about in the middle of the city, sedated. She can't remember anything, but she's unharmed.
40:26But her finger? Not hers. DNA shows it's male. What? There is one other thing, ma'am. There's a CCTV
40:34grabber from half three. It seems he let her go 30 minutes before it happened.
40:41Why? My guess. He knew everyone would be elsewhere, watching screens.
40:50So it's a statement. Ma'am?
40:53That's what this is all about. That making a point.
40:56Should we, uh...
40:58Lose that page of the report? No one sees it, especially the PM.
41:03Of course.
41:14Good news, Michael. You saved her. Susanna's alive and well.
41:28Good news, Michael.
42:11On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal,
42:15an apparently unconcerned Michael Callow put in an assured performance
42:19at a public appearance today, accompanied by his wife Jane.
42:22Here I go.
42:24OK.
42:28The other central figure in last year's events was also before the camera
42:32at last night's Children of Valour Awards.
42:35Princess Susanna made her first public appearance since announcing her pregnancy.
42:40It was one year ago today that the former Turner Prize-winning artist,
42:44Carlton Bloom, coerced the Prime Minister into committing an indecent act
42:49with the audacious kidnapping.
42:51As the anniversary arrived, one art critic has caused controversy
42:55by describing it as the first great artwork of the 21st century.
42:59But while cultural commentators debate its significance,
43:03there's no denying that with a global audience of 1.3 billion,
43:06it was an event in which we all participated.
43:08However, the incident failed to destroy a Prime Minister
43:11who currently holds an approval rating three points higher than this time last year.
43:16Damon Brown, UKN.
43:23Jane.
43:24Jane.
43:26Jane, please.
44:09Bye.
44:15Bye.
44:16You
44:45You
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