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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what might be the final chapter in the saga of Jason's medical drama. Was he finally penetrated yesterday at his pelvic floor therapy appointment?
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00:00Tick, tick, tick.
00:00Whoa!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the carnival.
00:06Cotton candy, five hour energy.
00:08It tastes like a carnival, zero sugar.
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:21Oh, it is Friday.
00:23It is the 24th of April, and you are here
00:26with Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:28We thank you for being with us.
00:32Let's do it in the butt.
00:33I said what what, in the butt.
00:35I said what what, in the butt.
00:37I said what what, in the butt.
00:39You wants to do it in my butt?
00:40In my butt.
00:41You want to do it in my butt?
00:42In my butt.
00:43You want to do it in my butt, in my butt?
00:45Let's do it in the butt.
00:47OK?
00:50You know it's gonna be a good day when we start home with that.
00:54I was like, why are we playing this?
00:56Is it a good day?
00:57Well, maybe not for you.
00:58I don't think you saw, but before all that started, he just looks over and goes.
01:06No.
01:07No.
01:08I forgot to ask him.
01:09That was his end zone.
01:10That was his.
01:11That was when he asked you?
01:13He's asking you?
01:15That's his sign language.
01:18And then he plays that.
01:21Oh, my God.
01:24Yes, I consent, Dave.
01:25I had to get his consent.
01:27Yeah, get his consent.
01:28I forgot.
01:28How else?
01:29What other sign language would you give to someone to see?
01:32What I think I would have done is try to get him in a moment and personally ask him in
01:39a private.
01:39No, I don't want to talk to him about getting ass fingered one on one.
01:42I would have.
01:43That's what I would have done.
01:44Just so you know.
01:45You wouldn't have done that.
01:47So don't.
01:49Is it OK?
01:50You gave me the thumbs up.
01:51I don't care.
01:52Shepard's hook.
01:53All right.
01:53So quickly, just to recap here, Jason's been going through some pelvic floor therapy.
01:58I'm here, man.
01:59You know, everybody's along for the ride, whether they like it or not.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03He has a double piss stream.
02:05And so they found that once they went into his dick, he had a really tight pelvic floor.
02:11And that could lead to anal penetration to release that.
02:14So yesterday was when it was D-Day for anal fingering.
02:19And we want to know it real quick.
02:22That recap was a wild ride, even for those of us who lived through it.
02:26Yeah.
02:26Well, you know, just trying to condense it as quickly as possible.
02:29Wild ride for who?
02:32Yeah.
02:33It's all jokes to you.
02:34They've been in your life.
02:36Have they been in your butt?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Oh, yeah.
02:41They got in there, huh?
02:42Yeah.
02:42She went in.
02:43She went in.
02:44And you know what?
02:44You feel great.
02:45Wasn't that bad?
02:46Yeah, I knew it.
02:47Okay.
02:48How was it fast?
02:49It wasn't that bad.
02:50I knew it.
02:50It was a little longer than you'd expect.
02:52Really?
02:52Oh.
02:53It wasn't just a check.
02:54It was like a...
02:55Like a tug?
02:56No, like a couple positions.
03:00Mm.
03:00You know?
03:01Around the compass, so to speak.
03:03Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:04North, south, east, west.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Were you...
03:07When she would be...
03:08Say she's north.
03:09Mm-hmm.
03:10Did she say, all right, you have to pull on...
03:13Yeah, I had to do some Kegels.
03:15Yeah.
03:15While she was in you?
03:16Yeah.
03:17Wow.
03:18I had to squeeze her fingers.
03:19No, you didn't!
03:21Yeah.
03:21That's pretty awesome.
03:22Did you have a lot of anxiety?
03:24Hold on.
03:24Yes.
03:25A lot of anxiety.
03:26Okay, hold on.
03:26Of course.
03:27Just hold on.
03:28Okay.
03:28What?
03:29You had fingers.
03:30Oh, there's two?
03:30I don't know.
03:31I'm assuming.
03:32Really?
03:32It felt like more than one.
03:34It's probably two.
03:35To me, I would think they're lady fingers.
03:36There's probably two.
03:38It felt like more than one.
03:39Yeah.
03:40Wow.
03:40Maybe this one.
03:41Lady fingers.
03:42You know this one, Dave.
03:44I...
03:44You know this one?
03:46Yeah.
03:46You know this one.
03:46So anxiety, yeah.
03:48Yeah.
03:48She could see it on my face.
03:49Well, sure.
03:50Oh, my God.
03:50So she was trying to bring some humor to the situation before everything got done.
03:54Oh, no.
03:54Hold on.
03:55Okay?
03:55Okay.
03:55I'm trying to relax a little bit.
03:56I have to be careful about what I say.
03:58Like a lot of butt jokes or what was her?
04:01Well, she heard the original segment.
04:05Oh, no.
04:06She's a listener.
04:07A listener has been up your ass?
04:09No.
04:09So people send her...
04:11That does happen from time to time.
04:12People send her pelvic floor comedy or memes or anything that comes across social media,
04:19they send to her.
04:21So somebody sent this.
04:22No.
04:23Like, look, this local radio, Dave and Chuck the Freak, we're talking about how the...
04:28No, it's yours.
04:29And then I think she hit him and was like, hey.
04:31That's my patient.
04:32That's him.
04:33No.
04:34So then she knew how you felt about everything.
04:37Right.
04:37Your angry stance against it.
04:40Well, and I said, you know, like the stretching's been working.
04:44And she gave me a look.
04:47And I'm like...
04:47Like you were lying.
04:48Well, she goes...
04:49Well, because you said that that's what you were just going to lie and say.
04:51Oh, yeah.
04:52She's like, I heard the show.
04:53Damn it.
04:54So are you just lying to me?
04:55Oh, no.
04:56God, this is awful.
04:58This is worst case scenario.
05:00It really is.
05:01Your ass doctor, listen.
05:02Because you want them not to know who you are, never hear this show.
05:05Well, it was tough because, you know, we're just making small talk the first time.
05:08What do you do?
05:09And I'm like...
05:10Did you lie?
05:10No, I just said, you know, I work in entertainment.
05:13Sometimes I lie.
05:14Yeah, I know.
05:14Me too.
05:15I don't know how to...
05:15If they don't know, I'm like, I just lie.
05:17I'm not going to say it.
05:18Entertainment.
05:19And so what's that?
05:20It's like, you know, a dying industry.
05:22Chuck hands over just a side photo.
05:24Yeah, I'm like, actually.
05:25Newspaper.
05:26I'm one of the best in the world.
05:27One of those dying industries.
05:28Yeah.
05:30Okay.
05:30So now she's listened to you.
05:32She knows your trepidation of being fingered in the butt.
05:36And she knows she's got to go in there.
05:38So what's...
05:39So she's joking with you.
05:40Well, she just said, you know, and I was like, well, that makes it
05:43uncomfortable a little bit.
05:45Now that you like know me.
05:47Oh, yeah.
05:48But now there's no lies.
05:50It did bring a little like...
05:51Well, I was going to say at the same time...
05:53You know, it changed our relationship.
05:55Yeah.
05:56I bet it did.
05:57In a positive way.
05:57Yeah.
05:58You guys got to really know each other.
06:00I felt more comfortable.
06:01Well, that's good.
06:02Yeah.
06:03I remember when I decided that I truly needed therapy.
06:09And I was like, okay, I could try to find somebody around here.
06:14You know, like I had a lot of people.
06:16I reached out to some people and they were like, oh, I know the perfect.
06:19This person's perfect.
06:20And I talked to like one person and then realized they listen.
06:25Oh.
06:26And then I realized any kind of odd...
06:29Like I'm telling you right now that if I have to get anally stretched by someone, I'm
06:36going...
06:37You're going out of town?
06:38I'm going out of town.
06:39Going to the Dakotas?
06:40I'm going out of town.
06:41For therapy, I went all the way to Missouri.
06:44Well, online.
06:45Online.
06:46Online to Missouri.
06:47So back to you, you're at this appointment, she says, she jokes around a bit and then...
06:52Well, first I got the machine.
06:55What?
06:55So I had to get little things put on my butt and I was hooked up to a machine that
07:01was
07:01responding to my Kegels.
07:03Where?
07:03And I could watch it.
07:05Oh, like a video game.
07:06Like on my butt.
07:07Where on your butt?
07:08Like my butt.
07:09Where?
07:09Just your cheek?
07:10No, inside my...
07:11In your cheeks?
07:13In my...
07:13In your cheeks?
07:14Around my rectum.
07:16Holy crap.
07:16I had little sensors.
07:18So you had to spread it and hold it while someone...
07:19No, I was just on the side and she went and like stuck them on, you know?
07:23I can't even imagine.
07:24A little electrode.
07:24You are really...
07:25She was not inside me.
07:27It was on the outside.
07:28I know, but still, between the cheeks means spread them.
07:32Yeah, I guess.
07:33Yeah.
07:33Well, sure.
07:34He's in the baby pose or whatever.
07:35I don't know what that's called.
07:37On my side.
07:37On your side.
07:37No, it's nice that you're on your side for all the penetration.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Like I don't have to like go on my back or be on my knees.
07:45I hate all that.
07:46Because that's what they make you think, that you're on your knees.
07:49But it's just a nice little...
07:50On your side.
07:51Like in a fetal position.
07:53Fetal position.
07:54That's it.
07:54How were you when you got fingered by your doc?
07:58Mine just like told me to bend over the table.
08:01I was like grabbing my ankles and I was in a very...
08:07Yeah.
08:08He started on his knees.
08:09Anyway, so you're on your side.
08:11You're pantsless on your side with probes up your butt.
08:14Yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:16And then I was getting tested.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:19So it turns out I'm not as tight as you thought I'd be.
08:22Yes.
08:22Wow.
08:23Okay.
08:23So now it's more of like I just need to learn how to pee correctly, I guess.
08:27So you...
08:28I'm so anxious.
08:29I'm so tense all the time.
08:30Yes, we know.
08:31Right?
08:31So you're tense.
08:33You're tense peeing.
08:34It's like every...
08:35Everything's tense in your body.
08:37Everything, yeah.
08:37Holy cow.
08:37That's why your muscles are so tight.
08:39Everything's...
08:39What was your reaction as she entered you?
08:44Ooh.
08:46It was not.
08:47Ooh.
08:48I get it.
08:48Ooh.
08:49Nothing.
08:49Complete silence.
08:50You didn't make any noise.
08:51I didn't make any sound.
08:51Because it doesn't...
08:52You didn't...
08:53It's not...
08:53No.
08:53You don't really feel anything.
08:55It wasn't...
08:55I've told...
08:56I mean, I've had bigger out there, Dave.
08:57Don't worry about it.
08:58Yeah.
08:58No, it wasn't much, you know?
09:00It felt like I was pooping.
09:01I was going to say...
09:03And it's even...
09:04If she had two...
09:06Even if she had two, you've taken a dump bigger.
09:09Oh, yeah.
09:10You know what I mean?
09:10It's not that big a deal.
09:11Your butt can take it.
09:13So that's it.
09:14She doesn't have to go in you anymore.
09:15You don't have to go in yourself anymore.
09:16She might have to stretch me more, like, if it brings me relief.
09:20You know what I mean?
09:21And then it's like, oh, well, instead of me, do...
09:23I don't think she wants to do it every week.
09:25No, it's not a cool thing.
09:25Give somebody the option to do it at home.
09:27No, I don't have to.
09:29Based on what happened yesterday and my urination today, or yesterday, like...
09:35No, it didn't, like, totally change everything.
09:37Oh, okay.
09:38But she had to go in.
09:40I wonder if it's an overtime type of thing.
09:43I'm weird with consent, right?
09:45Because she needs me to say, like, yes, you have permission to go inside of me.
09:50Right.
09:50So first she asked, does you want anybody else in the room?
09:52Like, are you comfortable just us, right?
09:55Oh, God, no.
09:55And of course not, but I think she has to ask just in case.
09:57Yeah, she has to ask to make sure you're not...
09:59So then she's like, so, like, are you ready?
10:01And I was like, I guess.
10:03And she's like, I know, like, you have to say yes.
10:07You can't just say, sure.
10:10Oh, it's just like being in the air.
10:12It's just like I need a definitive, like, yes, you can enter me.
10:15It's just like being in the exit row.
10:16I need an audible yes or no.
10:18Yeah.
10:19I was joking around about butt play.
10:21Oh.
10:22I was like, I guess.
10:23Slide on in.
10:24Oh, my God.
10:25Oh, my God.
10:27It's the only way to deal with life.
10:28I don't...
10:29I feel like her job's crazy.
10:30I think so, too.
10:31Like, to be a butt expert, like, get in there.
10:34So many bad butts.
10:35So many buttholes that she gets in.
10:37Like, at least you shook hands and...
10:40After?
10:41Mm-hmm.
10:42Yeah, we shook hands.
10:43She's like, thank you.
10:45Thanks for going in my butt.
10:45I mean, I'm invincible now.
10:47See?
10:47I can do anything.
10:48You seem so much better now.
10:49I've had something inside my dick.
10:51You just had, yeah.
10:52I've had fingers in my butt.
10:53Yep.
10:53I've had surgery.
10:55Like, what can stop me?
10:55There you go.
10:56I can do anything.
10:57It's just the fear of the unknown.
10:58All for your wife.
11:00It's the fear of the unknown, right?
11:02Yep.
11:03Well, yeah.
11:04I just don't like anything back there.
11:06Like, I don't have any desire to explore more.
11:09But a weekly basis, could you imagine going through that?
11:11Or again, wouldn't you be nervous every week?
11:14Yeah.
11:14Why would you be nervous anymore, though?
11:16I wouldn't be nervous anymore.
11:18Like, once...
11:19I would be nervous about the initial thing.
11:23Well, maybe you would be.
11:25I don't know.
11:26It's so hard.
11:26I feel like he's so brave.
11:28I'm going to be honest.
11:29Like, I feel like...
11:31Me?
11:32You're a brave boy.
11:32The only thing about this is really going to help somebody down the line.
11:37Well, that's...
11:37Okay, someone literally just texted, healthcare professional here.
11:40Jason, you're the man.
11:41Normalizing healthcare and being an adult means so much to us.
11:44Yeah.
11:45I really, I believe it.
11:47Even though we've made a million jokes on this show.
11:48We're going to make jokes.
11:50We're going to talk about your bud and I'm going to do the fingering thing.
11:53I don't know.
11:54And Dave's going to...
11:55He's the only adult here.
11:56Jason is.
11:57Yeah.
11:57I mean, we got a whole thing called, did he get penetrated?
12:00Yeah.
12:00I'm surprised we didn't make a bed.
12:02Like, I am.
12:03I'm surprised Al wasn't up all night.
12:05And we played What What in the Butt.
12:07We played What What in the Butt.
12:09Yeah.
12:09That's the theme song.
12:11Yeah.
12:11That's not a bad one.
12:12It's great.
12:12Yeah.
12:13This is actually probably the best music.
12:15We don't let...
12:16That's the music that we need.
12:18Right?
12:18That to me is the...
12:20Anal fingering update.
12:22Jason got fingered.
12:25I think it needs its own thing.
12:27I don't know what it is.
12:27But I'm happy that you're happy.
12:28I'm happy that you're not.
12:29I mean, I'm not happy.
12:30Well, it wasn't traumatizing.
12:32It wasn't, you know, it's just another day.
12:34To me, what sucks is that you went through it, and it wasn't some kind of, like, immediate...
12:43Thousand yard stare.
12:44Instant.
12:45No, no, no, no.
12:45Like, instant payoff.
12:47Right.
12:47That's what sucks.
12:48To me, that's what sucks.
12:49Right.
12:50Is that it's like, you don't really know if it worked or is working yet.
12:57Right.
12:57Because it's going to take time.
12:59It's a combination of...
13:00Yeah.
13:01You're so tight.
13:02You know, and if I just sit down and pee, then there's no issue with anything.
13:06Like, if I just pee sitting for the rest of my life...
13:09Well, there's an issue.
13:09It's still a double stream.
13:11Yeah.
13:11Yeah, but it's not going to...
13:13What does it affect?
13:14You know what I mean?
13:15Like, there's no, like, damage or issue or...
13:18I thought that that would lead to incontinence issues, they told you.
13:21Well, not if I'm doing my stretches and fingering myself, then I'm fine.
13:24Well, that's what I mean.
13:26You know?
13:26Yeah, he's got to keep up with that.
13:27Yeah, just got to keep on getting it back there.
13:29Got to get stretching and fingering.
13:31If you got the shepherd's hook now, okay, if you got the shepherd's hook, would you be
13:39just doing the exact same things that she is...
13:42Yeah.
13:43...did?
13:43You would just go...
13:44I'd go in and pull down for 30 seconds and pull left for 30 seconds.
13:49I mean, it's really not that big a deal.
13:51Duh.
13:52Duh.
13:53Can you be honest?
13:55I'd rather a shepherd's hook than have a person do it to me.
14:00You're such a lazy baby.
14:01You'd never remember to stretch your hole.
14:02You'd have to put it on your reminders.
14:04You might be surprised how much my hole is stretched.
14:08I'd rather be stretched.
14:09What I'd want, I'd rather want...
14:11I'd rather do something and just do it all at the same time.
14:14You know what I mean.
14:15You know what I'm saying.
14:17And so you're lying on the table.
14:19Did the immortal words of Margarita Jones go through your head?
14:21You never think it's going to be you, and then it's you, and now it's this.
14:25Yeah.
14:26Yeah, of course.
14:27I've gotten a lot of brownie points with my wife.
14:29Oh, you better be, dude.
14:30Because I've been ignoring medical...
14:32You better be, dude.
14:33...forever.
14:34You just did ever.
14:34You know, it all started with one day we talked here.
14:36I'm like, I haven't been to the doctor in nine years.
14:38Right.
14:38And then now I've been filled and cut and sliced and...
14:42You know what's hilarious about this, though?
14:44And you're the better for it.
14:45I guess.
14:46Nothing's really changed.
14:47No.
14:48I'm in the same position I was, just without a rib ball.
14:51Nothing's changed.
14:52Like, honestly, like, his worst fears have come true in a weird way.
14:58Like, why do you not go to the doctor for nine years?
15:00Because of all this.
15:01Because you think, if I go to the doctor, they're going to jam something down my penis,
15:05and then there's going to be a lady with her fingers, and they're going to be inside me.
15:08I'm not going to the doctor.
15:10And then he says, you know what, honey, for you, I will go to the doctor.
15:14They're like, get that thing cut off yourself.
15:16Now we've got to check your penis, and now we're going up your ass.
15:20He went through all the worst things.
15:21It's everything.
15:22Uninvincible.
15:22Yeah.
15:23But that's it now.
15:24So now nothing.
15:24What can you do to me?
15:25Oh, my God.
15:25So just go for your physical once a year, and...
15:27I do get that going.
15:29You know?
15:29Yeah.
15:29That's no big deal.
15:30That's no big deal compared to this.
15:31I got a lot to report.
15:33How have you been?
15:33I know.
15:34It's been a wild year.
15:35So there you go.
15:35Hey, I think I get fingered next week.
15:37So just, you know, I'm on board with you.
15:40We haven't talked about it for nine months leading up to it?
15:42No.
15:42You got a bed for him?
15:43I mean, I just...
15:45It's just, you know, he could do that to me every night.
15:48I know.
15:48What a way to start it.
15:49Yeah.
15:49But no, I mean, it wasn't as bad.
15:51Go do it, man.
15:52That's it.
15:53This was worse than a prostate check 100%.
15:56Oh, yeah.
15:57Because that's just like in and out, right?
15:59Yeah.
15:59Yeah.
15:59It's nothing.
16:00It's really nothing.
16:01Yeah.
16:01But you've got to get scoped.
16:03Yeah.
16:03Dick scope's different.
16:05But yeah, that's got to be the worst.
16:07That's the worst thing.
16:08It's just all...
16:08Peeing on two men.
16:09Yeah, no.
16:10That's the worst.
16:11You pissed on two men was the worst of the whole thing.
16:13I can't even.
16:13Yeah, that's the worst.
16:14I can't.
16:15Yeah.
16:16I can't imagine pissing on two men.
16:17The terror.
16:18And I just can feel it in his eyes when he tells the story.
16:22I'm going to pee!
16:23When he said that and looked right at two gentlemen.
16:28And they're like, do it.
16:29They're like, do it.
16:30Just let it go, man.
16:31Let it go.
16:31Piss on us.
16:32I did.
16:33Pissed right on them.
16:34I know.
16:35So there you go.
16:36Yep.
16:36You need to get stuff done back there.
16:38You need a physical.
16:39Don't let anything stop you.
16:40I'm just saying, I mean, you know, there better be some upside to this.
16:45That's all I'm saying.
16:46Yeah.
16:46Life is life.
16:48Mm-hmm.
16:48Da-ba-da-da-da.
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