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00:01I don't like the, oh, it's National Porcupine Day.
00:06It's National Fried Chicken Day.
00:09It's National, you know, whip your kid with a belt day.
00:15I love that day.
00:17So, Chloe just sends me a text.
00:27Next, it's National Favorite Child Day.
00:31Make sure to shout out your favorite child.
00:34Andrew, can you look this up, please?
00:36Is this truly national favorite?
00:40That's awful.
00:42There's a day to recognize your favorite kid?
00:47I mean, your other kids are little bastards.
00:50Oh, this kid's my favorite.
00:52I think everybody who has multiple kids has one they like a little differently than the other one.
00:57There's a website, National Day Calendar.
01:00I just, I don't like these.
01:02I might recognize, like, maybe National Pizza Day or National Homemade Ice Cream Day.
01:10Or National Scuba Diving Day or the things that you like.
01:13I don't even think I recognize things that I do like ridiculously so.
01:17But, and every single day, there's like five or six things that it's National Day of.
01:26I mean, there's only so many days.
01:27I don't point out, at least.
01:27I don't like this.
01:28I don't know.
01:29It's not like this.
01:30I don't like this.
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