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00:11Oh, my God.
00:13Aw, look what Penny wrote.
00:14Aw, we love you, penetration.
00:17We're back in the workroom after Penny was just eliminated.
00:21It's really hard because I'm really going to miss her.
00:24All right, Penny, here we go.
00:25Bye-bye.
00:26Bye, Penny.
00:28I happen to have stumbled.
00:30And that's okay.
00:31I know that Destiny wanted the queens to see how good of a performer I am.
00:34Maybe that's what I needed for the queens to really respect me.
00:36Well, I really thought I was going to be on the bottom.
00:38It scared the out of me.
00:39And I realized looking at you guys competing, I was like, you know what?
00:41That could have been me.
00:42I just feel like I'm different from the rest of these girls, you know?
00:46My head mentally, it's like somewhere else.
00:49There was something about Monica at Penny's elimination.
00:53She just wasn't happy that we were safe.
00:56I thought Penny was revving up for it at the beginning.
00:58I was like, watch out, girl.
01:00Oh, does that mean you guys were rooting for me?
01:05Were any of you guys wishing I went home?
01:07I love Penny.
01:08And Penny and I have gotten caught.
01:09You know what I'm saying?
01:11And I'm not trying to be a bitch or anything, but you've kind of gotten on my nerves a little
01:13bit so far.
01:15I'm upset because I really would rather see Serena go home.
01:19Serena has annoyed me to the point where I can't say anything nice about her.
01:23I'm just going to try my best to avoid Serena.
01:25And if she's going to get in my way, I'm just going to smack her like a fly over a
01:28cow
01:28patty.
01:29Just go home, bitch.
01:35The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of Color Evolution Cosmetics,
01:39a luxury trip courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel, headline logos Drag Race Tour featuring
01:44Absolute Vodka, cocktails perfected, and a cash prize of $100,000.
01:50And tonight, extra special guest judges Kristen Johnson and Juliette Lewis.
02:08Rilaskitox is Roxy.
02:10Rilaskitox isimilaskir in detox.
02:12Rilaskitox.
02:13It's a new prescription drug for people who are gagging.
02:16Sorry about it.
02:17Sounds like a venereal disease.
02:21Girl, you got She-Mail.
02:23My queens, for the first time in drag race history, I am not going to say, for the first time
02:30in drag race history.
02:32Now, the queen that doesn't know her herstory is destined to repeat it.
02:40Hello, hello, hello.
02:44Congratulations, Serena Cha-Cha.
02:47You survived the first lip sync for your life.
02:50Let that be a lesson to all of you.
02:52To win $100,000, you're going to need to put your money where your mouth is.
02:59Oh, pit crew!
03:05Now, for today's mini-challenge, you need to pucker up and impress me with the power of your pie hoe.
03:12Now, using just your mouth, I want to see winning lip sync performances of my songs,
03:19shiny chaser, ladyboy, and peanut butter, all available on iTunes.
03:26You'll be competing in three groups, and the best lip sync from each round will win.
03:32So, put on some lipstick, and let's go for the glory.
03:40There are some crazy lips in this room.
03:42Detox looks like the Joker.
03:44Linatia looks like a painted peacock fantasy.
03:49And Coco's looking like she just fell into a vat of glitter.
03:52Ladies, assume the position.
03:56You do that all so well.
03:58Is some treasure chest up in here?
04:01Welcome to my stratosphere.
04:03Make a move.
04:04What you want to do?
04:06I ain't got no time for no looky-loo, boo.
04:08Is some treasure chest up in here?
04:10Let me make one thing clear.
04:12Make a move.
04:13What you want to do?
04:14I ain't got no time for no looky-loo, boo.
04:18That was awesome.
04:19But one of you really, really popped.
04:27Serena Cha-Cha.
04:30I want a mini challenge.
04:31Boom.
04:32Take that, bitches.
04:34This room is for my girls, little lady, boys and girls.
04:40You got me oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:43You got me going oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:46This room is for my girls, little lady, boys and girls.
04:52The winner is this kisser right here.
04:57Detox!
05:00My jaw hurts a little bit.
05:01Yeah, I bet.
05:07Gonna walk right through that door, like before.
05:10High, high heels on the high wood floor.
05:12They all coming back for more.
05:14Back, back, back for more.
05:16Hand it up and do it right this time, ass so fine.
05:18Spread that Jump, spread it good.
05:20Pin A Pin A Pin A Pin A Pin A Pin A Pin A Pin A Pin A
05:36Nice lip jobs, ladies.
05:38But consider that just a warm-up for this week's main challenge
05:43It's going to be a lip-sync extravaganza.
05:46You'll be taking classic moments from the herstory of Drag Race
05:50and recreating them in your own scene-stealing viral videos.
05:56You'll be lip-syncing to the spoken word, darling.
06:00I'm Laura Linney, and this is Masterpiece Theater.
06:04Serena Cha-Cha, Detox, and Ivy Winters, your team captains.
06:11Serena, you choose first.
06:13Ms. Roxy Andrews.
06:15I want my Lasky.
06:18Lasky.
06:19Ms. LaNatia.
06:23Ms. Alyssa, call me a baby.
06:25Give me Monica.
06:26Ms. Vivian.
06:28Ms. Jane, call me a baby.
06:30Coco Montrese, get your ass over here, bee.
06:34Ivy Winters, take your pick.
06:37I'm sorry, Jay, but I'm going to have to go with honey.
06:39It's okay, girl.
06:39And that means J. Jo Lee goes with Serena Cha-Cha.
06:44I'm not exactly like the person that would normally be picked last.
06:47It kind of pissed me off.
06:49Yay.
06:49Welcome to our team.
06:53Ladies, I need your lip-syncs to be as tight and unforgettable as your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
07:00Gentlemen, start your engines.
07:03And may the best woman win.
07:05Our team gets an envelope, and we are going to be lip-syncing to a video of past seasons of
07:11Untucked.
07:12And we are doing season threes, Raja and Delta.
07:16And in the scene with Shangela, Mimi, and Mariah.
07:20Shangela.
07:21Shangela.
07:21Mariah.
07:21Somebody has to be Mimi.
07:22I think you should be Mimi.
07:23I think I should be Raja.
07:25I think you, Raja, and Sam.
07:26Yeah, I'll be Mimi.
07:27Okay, guys, so let's just finalize this.
07:29We have Raja, we have Delta, we have Shangela.
07:31I'm Delta.
07:33I was pretty much ignored.
07:35I kind of got dealt with what was left.
07:37If our team is in the bottom, I am going to throw Serena right into the frickin' pit.
07:42Coming up, Jade, did you choose to be Delta?
07:47Do it again.
07:48Can I have a second?
07:49Oh, but you want to really fight.
07:58So Rue tells us that we will be reenacting scenes from Untucked from seasons two, three, and four.
08:05Season four.
08:07Season four.
08:07So we have Miss LaShawn Beyond, Jiggly Caliente, Fifi O'Farrell, and my boyfriend, Shara Needles.
08:15Where's Shara and Mimi?
08:16I go Fifi.
08:18I got Fifi.
08:19Okay, I'll be Shara.
08:20I'll be Jiggly.
08:21You want to do Jiggly and you'll be LaShawn?
08:22Yeah, here we go.
08:23Fifi, I was not trying to throw you under the bus.
08:26Girl, what you do best is you act.
08:28Can you please put a wonky eyelash on?
08:29That's all I ask.
08:30This is going to be sick, girl.
08:33Anybody have any orange paint?
08:35I know Fifi personally, and I think she's a lovely person.
08:38But I'm taking this exaggeration to the nth degree.
08:43My foundation is sickeningly dark, and one of my lashes is gluing one of my eyes shut.
08:49That might be a little too dark.
08:52LaNesha, why don't you play Tyra?
08:54Tyra Sanchez.
08:55I am doing season two.
08:57We've got Morgan McMichaels, Mystique, Tyra, and Tatiana.
09:02There isn't anything else to say.
09:03But why are you talking?
09:04Why are you talking?
09:05Because if I have a problem with someone, I have something to say to someone, I say it to them.
09:09If I don't like you, I don't like you.
09:11And quite honestly, I think LaNesha is going to struggle the most because of the language barrier.
09:19Hello, hello, hello.
09:20Hello, girl.
09:21Team Serena Cha-Cha.
09:23Hola, hola, hola.
09:24Serena, you're playing.
09:25Raja.
09:26Raja.
09:27Did you assign the roles for each person?
09:29We did it evenly.
09:31Jade, who are you playing?
09:32I'm Delta.
09:34Did you choose to be Delta?
09:36No, I was kind of a team player and just going to work it out.
09:41Okay.
09:43So Jinx is Mimi on first.
09:45What about you, Roxy?
09:46Who are you playing?
09:46I'm doing Mariah.
09:47Mariah, of course.
09:49And you're playing?
09:51Shangela Hallaloo.
09:52I put her in drag for her very first time.
09:53You did?
09:54Yes.
09:55A family that drags together stays together.
09:58As you well know, one of the best queens who's ever used spoken word in a lip sync is Lipsynka.
10:04Yep.
10:04She is famous for using dialogue from Joan Crawford and Betty Davis films.
10:09Absolutely the best.
10:10So now, are you kids going to give me just a taste?
10:14Are you, like, curious at all as to why Stacey didn't, like, immediately pick you?
10:17I smell fear in her and I tend to kind of not pick on her, but I'm just very, like,
10:21hard on her.
10:22So you're reading off the thing.
10:23You haven't memorized it yet.
10:25And you haven't done any characterization yet of Raja.
10:30Well, she doesn't really move very much.
10:32She's still a character.
10:34Bring it up.
10:35Bring it up.
10:35I can do it.
10:35I can do it.
10:36I can do it.
10:36You all make it work, okay?
10:38See you later.
10:39Just make up a character, honey.
10:40Make up a something.
10:43Team Detox.
10:44Team Detox.
10:44Hi.
10:44Now, I know you're doing season four.
10:47Who's playing Sharon?
10:48Who's playing Fifi?
10:49Fifi.
10:51You're Fifi.
10:52And you're Sharon.
10:53Yeah.
10:54It's interesting.
10:55You live with Sharon.
10:55Why didn't you play Sharon?
10:56I do Sharon all the time.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Now, who are you two?
11:01I'm Jiggly Caliente.
11:02Jiggly Caliente.
11:03I'm LaShawn Beyond.
11:04LaShawn Beyond.
11:05Yeah.
11:05What is the key to doing this?
11:07Have you ever done spoken word?
11:09Not that much.
11:10What's the biggest challenge with this scene?
11:12Just listening to Fifi's voice over and over.
11:15Well, I'm going to let you kids get back to it and make it special.
11:18Okay.
11:20Ivy Winters.
11:21Hi.
11:22You're doing season two.
11:24Yes.
11:24And who are you playing?
11:25I play Morgan.
11:26And who are you playing?
11:28Tatiana.
11:28Tatiana, of course.
11:30Yes.
11:30And you are?
11:31Mystique Summers.
11:33Mystique Summers Madison.
11:34I wanted to call her Mystique Summers Eve, but she wasn't having it.
11:40Okay.
11:40Who are you?
11:42Tyra Sanchez.
11:43You're the other, other Tyra.
11:45Can we hear a little bit of Tyra and Tatiana?
11:48That's you.
11:49I tapped you on the elbow first.
11:51If it bothered anyone, if they would have just said, could you keep it down?
11:55It's bothering me.
11:56That would have been fine.
11:57And I did that.
11:58If someone comes to you and say, you're not sure.
12:02I'm watching you lip sync.
12:03Okay.
12:04I started it, though.
12:04I tapped you on the shoulder.
12:05First, I said your name across the door.
12:09Okay.
12:10You got a lot of work to do.
12:11Get at it.
12:12Thank you, Rory.
12:12All right.
12:12See ya.
12:14All right, dolls.
12:15Now, I warned you, this is going to be a lip sync extravaganza.
12:20Read my lips.
12:32My train, girl, my train.
12:33Our challenge this week is to lip sync to a past scene from Untucked.
12:39Where do you want me to be?
12:40Mimi, over here, then.
12:41My team had to do scenes from season three.
12:43It's Shangela, Mimi, I'm first, and Mariah.
12:47Boo, just because you got a sugar daddy who pays for everything for you.
12:49Bitch!
12:50No, no, no, no.
12:52Okay.
12:53Ready?
12:53Boo, just because you got a sugar daddy who pays for everything for you.
12:56Bitch!
12:58No, no, no, no.
13:08No, no.
13:10Do it again.
13:12Do it again.
13:12Can I have just one second to get this back on?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Just get it for her fast.
13:17Ready?
13:17Five, four.
13:20Do it again.
13:20Just roll it up.
13:21I will never look like that.
13:24True.
13:26Do it again.
13:28It is easier for you to say, do it again.
13:30Okay?
13:30Can I have a second?
13:33Oh, but you want to really fight.
13:35It got to the point where I had to yell and scream.
13:39And snap at people just to be heard in that group.
13:42And this is too important to me to let them get to me like this.
13:48Coming up.
13:49Sweetie, if I hit you, that would take the lose away fucking out.
13:53I'm really starting to get annoyed.
14:01Our challenge today is we have to lip sync from a past season.
14:04The second scene is with myself and Serena.
14:07We're playing Delta and Raja.
14:09Like, it's like a soccer player from, like, Paraguay or something mixed with, like, Afghanistan and Charo.
14:15I wonder if people talk about us this way.
14:17At the end, when you hear, I wonder if they talk about us this way, you turn to us like
14:22you just heard the entire conversation or whatever.
14:24Okay.
14:24Well, then I'll just pass out.
14:26I come from an art school environment, and I believe that drag is performing gender through various skills, like makeup
14:32as a form of painting, fashion as a form of sculpture, and showmanship through performance.
14:38I wonder if people talk about us this way.
14:45Serena playing Raja, that was really bizarre.
14:51All right.
14:52All right.
14:52How did you guys feel about that?
14:55I feel good.
14:57How did you guys feel?
14:58Oh, my God.
14:59We're so going to be on the bottom because of y'all.
15:03All right, ladies.
15:04All right.
15:05The first scene that my team is performing is a catfight between Morgan McMichaels and Mystique Summers from season two.
15:12Go fix your hair.
15:13I don't need to fix my mug.
15:14I don't need to fix my mug, bitch.
15:16Honey, you do need to fix your mug.
15:17Sweetie.
15:17You do need to.
15:18Sweetie.
15:18I don't got to get your ass, so probably get voted off, bitch.
15:21Hit me.
15:21Walk off.
15:22Do it.
15:22Step off, bitch.
15:23Lanaysha's acting crazy.
15:24Okay, let's do it again.
15:26We should be working as a team, and she's goofing off and playing around.
15:30It'll be, like, banging because the argument's mainly about what Morgan and Mystique are saying.
15:36Hit me.
15:36Sweetie.
15:37If I hit you, that would take the loser away from me.
15:40That would take the loser away from me.
15:42I think Lanaysha wants all the eyes on her, and I'm really starting to get annoyed.
15:51Ooh.
15:51I'm playing Tatiana in a scene where Tatiana and Tyra are bickering back and forth.
15:57If I don't like you, I don't like you.
16:00And I don't like you.
16:01Are you happy?
16:02I don't like you.
16:03I was not talking to you.
16:04Then why are you looking in my direction?
16:07I don't like you.
16:08I was not talking to you.
16:10Then why are you looking in my direction?
16:15Lanaysha was the worst person to work with, but her performance as Tyra was awesome.
16:19She was so on point.
16:20She's one to be reckoned with.
16:24I love her.
16:25My team has two scenes to reenact from season four.
16:28One of which is between Fifi O'Hara and Sharon Needles.
16:32Do you really think I'm upset that I didn't get a cruise?
16:34The only thing you keep saying is I promised Alaska one thing, and that was to bring her back a
16:38trip.
16:38Why didn't I get a cruise?
16:52I'm doing an okay job, but luckily Fifi does this a lot, so I can do that to cover the
16:58fact that I don't know what she's saying.
17:03That was a lot better.
17:04Yeah, that's fun.
17:07Our second scene is between Jiggly and LaShawn.
17:11I'm not here to make best buddies, bitch.
17:13This is not RuPaul's best friend.
17:15You're a shit, Sherlock.
17:16Of course, I get to be LaShawn Beyond, who has a little bit of problem with her makeup, not saying
17:21that I do, because I think I'm beautiful.
17:23And then Monica got to be Jiggly after the weight loss.
17:27If you lack in one thing, somebody else ain't lacking, then shut the f*** up.
17:31I didn't say anything about you going on the wrong way looking like that.
17:34I said nothing about your look.
17:36Okay, really, Monica, you're fumbling a little bit of a line, so when you're doing that, just act up.
17:40Just get nasty with it.
17:42If you lack in one thing, somebody else ain't lacking, then shut the f*** up.
17:46Monica started to talk her lines when we're supposed to be lip syncing.
17:50It kind of threw me off a little bit.
17:51I felt like I was just letting you have it, because you didn't throw it back at me.
17:55Just throw it back at me.
17:56This is not RuPaul's best friend, Greg, Sherlock.
17:59Ooh.
18:00I'm like, oh, I'm f***ing it up.
18:02I'm not focused.
18:03And I don't have my 100% of competition, because I have so much going on in my head.
18:08I feel like Monica gets a little bit nervous, so I'm hoping that she shakes out of that.
18:17Now I last...
18:18Last and Toss is in the building.
18:21It's always a little tense on Elimination Day.
18:24I do not want to be in the f***ing bottom.
18:25We won't be in the bottom.
18:26I promise.
18:27Or sort of looking around the room to see who's going to be on the chopping block.
18:36Something's a little different with Monica.
18:38I'm not sure exactly what it is, but there's something on her mind.
18:42You all right?
18:45I have so much on my mind, and I don't want to be here.
18:50I'm petrified to tell these girls my huge secret.
18:54I don't know how they're going to take it.
18:57But it's hard to be here.
18:59Listen, you're here for a reason.
19:01You could tell inside she's just breaking down.
19:05I don't think she's all here at the competition.
19:17Come a girl, put the bass in your walk.
19:21Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
19:25And what?
19:28Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle Visage.
19:33Darling, this is the best set of queens yet.
19:36From your lips to God's ears, darling.
19:39Well, shut my mouth.
19:41It's Santino Rice.
19:43My fair lady.
19:44Kristen Johnston, how are you doing tonight?
19:47I can't believe it, but I'm actually very attracted to you right now.
19:51Juliette Lewis, you look gorgeous.
19:54I'm happy to be here.
19:56This week, our queens paid lip service to drag race herstory.
20:00And tonight, they've come dressed to impress.
20:03Gentlemen, start your engines.
20:05And may the best woman win.
20:07Coming up.
20:08The lip syncing was completely off.
20:11What the F?
20:13I don't want to see boobs when I'm a drag race.
20:23Commence, shake, down.
20:25First up, Lanaysia Sparks.
20:28Gorgeous, look at those legs.
20:29I'm looking Latina.
20:32I feel Carribeña.
20:33Totally flawless.
20:34I wore that at the beach last week.
20:36I'll meet you at the cabana.
20:38Yeah.
20:39Honey mahogany.
20:41Caftan realness.
20:43I'm feeling pretty fierce.
20:44This look is going to slay the judges.
20:46Now, Juliette, is she wearing a cape fear?
20:49Ah, hello.
20:51Ivy Winters.
20:53Wow.
20:54Oh.
20:55Now, that's what I call stilettos.
20:57Being a circus queen, I decided to pull out my stilts.
20:59And I did a butterfly goddess look.
21:02Does anybody have a really big butterfly net?
21:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:06Mwah.
21:07Vivian Panay.
21:09She's got her own stilts.
21:10Check them out.
21:10Yes.
21:11Siss it at walk, honey.
21:13I'm wearing a sick gold dress.
21:16Low cut, very short, looks fierce.
21:19Little Grecian goddess.
21:21Almighty Isis.
21:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:24Alyssa Edwards.
21:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:28I think she's choking her dog.
21:30I have my clutch in my left hand and my baby chinchilla in my right.
21:34And I'm serving Rodeo dry fishness.
21:37She walks like a dressage horse.
21:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:42Serena Cha Cha representing Panama.
21:45That's it.
21:46You can't even fit that through the Panama Canal.
21:48Walking around in this carnival costume from the Republic of Panama.
21:51It's a dream come true.
21:53Dance off, dance off.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Jade Jolie.
21:57It's the missing ringling sister.
22:00Screw the rainbows.
22:01Give me leather.
22:02I'm serving up real lion's hamen realness.
22:05Bitch, send in the clowns.
22:06Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:07Our little Jade is all grown up.
22:10Roxy Andrews.
22:11If Cher had breastfed, this is what she'd look like.
22:14I like to have the fringe going down my boobicles and on my booty.
22:18And I want to try and win two times in a row.
22:20Teeter turt turt.
22:21Teeter turt turt.
22:23Seen it should say.
22:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
22:26Jinx monsoon.
22:28Hollywood glamour.
22:29Meets space.
22:29I am serving up Hollywood 3,012.
22:33Space agey and beautiful.
22:36Very third rock from the sun.
22:38Yes.
22:39Monica Beverly Hills.
22:41Oh, yeah.
22:42Can you pay my telephone bills?
22:44Ha, ha, ha.
22:45My money maker is my face.
22:46I know for a fact that I'm beautiful.
22:48That is a nice ass.
22:49And it's not padded.
22:50Natural born thriller.
22:53Alaska.
22:54The 49th state.
22:56I'm trying to give sass and pleur and be cute and sell this garment, sweetie.
23:02Party girl on her way home.
23:04Oops, I left my phone inside.
23:07Coco on treats.
23:09This is Patti LaBelle meets Ziggy Stardust.
23:12Yes.
23:13I love fetish.
23:14So I thought I'd give Santino a little bit something to dream about tonight while he's at home.
23:18You better ask somebody.
23:19Damn, girl.
23:22Detox.
23:23Oh.
23:24Snow White and the Hunty Men.
23:26Tonight I am wearing an over-the-top gown.
23:29I'm feeling really sickening.
23:31How many black cocks had to die for that outfit?
23:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:38Welcome, ladies.
23:40Let's take a look at your viral videos.
23:42First up, team Serena Cha-Cha.
23:45In the interior illusions lounge, Shangela and Mariah confronted Mimi on first.
23:51You told them you could do glamour and you were high fashion.
23:55Do you feel that you deliver that today?
23:56That's the question.
23:57No, but I don't think that was a challenge.
23:59Don't tiptover on the answer.
24:00The thing is, you just told us that what you do is camp.
24:03You'll never be glamour.
24:05Who?
24:06Just because you got a sugar daddy who pays for everything for you?
24:08Oh.
24:09I've never had a sugar daddy.
24:11If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get one because I am what?
24:14Sickening.
24:14No, no, no, no.
24:18Meanwhile in the bar, Delta gossiped with Raja.
24:22Manila was just that like amalgamation of every Asian stereotype.
24:26She was like Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.
24:28Remember that?
24:29Right.
24:29Like she was like a place in France where the naked ladies dance.
24:32She was Cambodia, China.
24:33She was like Middle America's interpretation of Asian people, but when they call them Oriental.
24:40I wonder if people talk about us this way.
24:43All right.
24:45Watching Serena is like watching an old Chinese movie.
24:49Next up, Team Ivy Winters.
24:53In the gold bar, Tyra defended her singing, which infuriated Tatiana.
24:58I'm not going to replay it because I already know what happened and you already know what happened.
25:01Okay.
25:02I'm not replaying it with you over and over again.
25:04There isn't anything else to say.
25:05But why are you talking?
25:06Why are you talking?
25:08Anyways, if you have a problem with someone, address it.
25:11And that's probably why I seem like a bitch.
25:13If I don't like you, I don't like you.
25:15And I don't like you.
25:16Are you happy?
25:17I don't like you.
25:18I was not talking to you.
25:20Then why are you looking in my direction?
25:24Back in the lounge, things were getting heated between Morgan and Mystique.
25:30Go fix your hair.
25:31I don't need to fix my mug.
25:33Honey, you do need to fix your mug.
25:35Sweetie.
25:35We have no manner.
25:36No class, no manners.
25:38No class, no manners.
25:39You piss me off some more, I will whoop your ass.
25:43Bitch, I am from Chicago.
25:48I'm actually super confident that I'm going to be the winner of the challenge because I
25:51feel like I turned it out.
25:52Next up, Team Detox.
25:55In the gold bar, Jiggly was mad at LaShawn.
25:59I'm not here to make best buddies, bitch.
26:01I'm not here to be your friend.
26:02Then shut the up.
26:03You've been everybody's BFL and kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it, kick it.
26:06No.
26:06Clearly, I don't get along with you.
26:08That's fine.
26:08I don't have to be your friend.
26:10This is not RuPaul's best friend.
26:11You're Sherlock.
26:14Back in the lounge, Sharon defended herself for calling Fifi O'Hara cutthroat.
26:19I wasn't tarnishing your s**t, you were cutthroat.
26:22And I'm not cutthroat.
26:23Because I'm f*****g fierce and I'm doing what I do.
26:25No, you're the one that's going to get saying I'm just here for a trip.
26:29We all know that s**t.
26:30Bulls**t every f*****g time.
26:33It's bulls**t now.
26:34You're bulls**t.
26:44Ladies, you all did an amazing job.
26:48But one group was more in sync than the others.
26:52The winner of this week's main challenge is...
26:59Coming up...
27:00Is that a prosthetic nose?
27:01You were like Chewbacca in drag.
27:04Is this really your best drag?
27:13Ladies, one group was more in sync than the others.
27:18The winner is...
27:20Team Ivy Winter!
27:23Yay!
27:24Yay!
27:26But one of you really lip-smacked the competition.
27:30Lanaysha Sparks.
27:34You've won a couture latex outfit from Siren Latex.
27:39Plus immunity from Elimination next week.
27:42You may leave the stage.
27:47Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques.
27:50Melissa Edwards.
27:51Your Shangela lip-syncing was...
27:53Who's better than Shangela?
27:56I do a bit of acting myself on the side.
27:58But I love when people transform.
28:01And I didn't recognize you.
28:02That's a good thing.
28:03Yeah.
28:05Serena Cha Cha.
28:06What the F was with that little teeny flag?
28:09You come out with this ginormous thing and like...
28:12The panties are almost abuela, grandma panties.
28:16And the lip-syncing was completely off.
28:19It was just kind of uncomfortable to watch, too.
28:23Roxy Andrews.
28:24It was a great lip-syncing and you gave it over-the-top Mariah-isms.
28:29With all the fringe hanging down and the color, I thought that you were like Chewbacca in drag.
28:34Shut up, Pezzantino, because that's perfection.
28:37Come on.
28:37All right.
28:39Jinx Monsoon.
28:40The hair was a little thirsty.
28:42I tried to tease it, but I just pissed it off, I know.
28:44Yeah.
28:45Yeah.
28:46Yeah.
28:47Your Mimi couldn't take my eyes off you.
28:50Your bananas, and I love it.
28:52J. Jo Lee.
28:54Your Delta War was hilarious.
28:59You should have practiced with that whip, though, a little bit more.
29:02If you're going to walk with a whip, you better crack that t***.
29:04Am I allowed to say whip?
29:06Just kidding.
29:08Monica Beverly Hills.
29:10Jiggly's probably one of the biggest characters, and you let that completely go away.
29:14Also, and your runway as well.
29:16I don't know, maybe you're sad today or it's a hard day.
29:18You're kind of disconnected.
29:22Monica, tell me what's on your mind.
29:25It's true what you're saying.
29:26There is a lot going through my head.
29:27I feel I'm not here.
29:29I've just been holding a secret in and trying so hard.
29:33And what secret?
29:36I'm not just a drag queen.
29:38I'm a transgendered woman.
29:42Ever since I got here, I've been lying to myself and to other people.
29:46I'm a transgendered woman.
29:47The only way I'm going to be able to give 100% if I come clean.
29:50I feel like I'm not being myself.
29:53Every day is hard.
29:56I invited you here because you were fierce.
29:58You deserve to be here.
29:59And that's why you're here.
30:01You have to believe in yourself.
30:02And the only person who does not believe is you.
30:06Stay strong, Monica Beverly Hills.
30:09I will.
30:10I think she's here now.
30:11I think you're here too.
30:12It felt good to say that.
30:14Monica has been through everything.
30:17Right now, she's my hero.
30:18She's the strongest girl in this competition.
30:21All right.
30:23Alaska, the 49th state.
30:25The Fifi Genius.
30:28Is this really your best drag?
30:31This is actually Detox's best drag.
30:36Coco Montrese.
30:38I think everything is flawless.
30:40You're yummy.
30:41If it ever comes down to lip syncing against Coco, I fear for each and every one of you because
30:47she is no joke.
30:49Thank you so much.
30:50Detox.
30:52Your sharing needles scared me.
30:55And that's hard.
30:56You've been around a little bit.
30:57I can tell, right?
30:58What are you trying to say?
30:59Been there, done that.
31:00Just a little vibe of that coming from you.
31:02It's just loosening up a little bit on everything.
31:06It's a shock to hear that I'm overconfident.
31:08This is something that I've been wanting to do for years.
31:11And to finally be here, I'm humble.
31:13Well, my queens, I think we've heard enough.
31:16While you enjoy an absolute cocktail, in the Interior Illusions Lounge, the judges and
31:21I will deliberate.
31:23All right.
31:24Now, just between us girls, Alyssa Edwards.
31:28She revealed this whole other talent with the lip syncing.
31:33I love her mouth so much.
31:35It's very hard for me to take everything else in.
31:37I get hypnotized.
31:38All right.
31:39Serena Chacha.
31:40I have a special place in my heart for Raja and she got nothing right.
31:45Don't swim in the big pond until you got your little floaties on, girlfriend.
31:49I see improvement.
31:50Is it enough improvement?
31:51I'm not sure.
31:53Roxy Andrews.
31:54Her performance as Mariah, it was spot on.
31:56Yeah.
31:57But I don't want to see boobs.
31:59Why are you sitting next to Michelle then?
32:01I don't want to see boobs when I'm at Drag Race.
32:06Jinx Monsoon.
32:07This is not meant to be offensive, but is that a prosthetic nose tonight?
32:10No, that is a real nose.
32:11Oh, my God.
32:11So do you think that the way she shaded it, it looked almost Alice the Goonish?
32:15Yeah.
32:15That said, she's certainly the best actress up there.
32:19I mean, she's phenomenal.
32:21J. Joe Lee.
32:22Had it not been for her portrayal of Delta, that whole thing would have been unwatchable.
32:27I'm a little bored.
32:28You know, come on, fat suit, funny.
32:30Monica Beverly Hills, who confessed to us that she actually is in the middle of transitioning.
32:35Good for her.
32:36I think she looks great.
32:37She's going to have a great life.
32:37But she didn't embody any jiggly.
32:40She could have gone all the way and blacked out some teeth.
32:42Yes, you couldn't have even done her expression.
32:45You know, that like...
32:48I don't see the performer.
32:50Alaska.
32:51Her fifi was fantastic.
32:54I actually think her performance really failed.
32:57I thought it was over the top in not a funny way.
33:00Coco Montrese.
33:01She is such a badass.
33:04The lip syncing she had down to a T.
33:06Her Lashon was beyond Lashon.
33:09Detox.
33:10Flawless and beautiful.
33:11It just didn't do it for me.
33:13She didn't do it for me.
33:14She kind of feels like she's figured it all out.
33:16You love her.
33:17We get it.
33:18No, I love all of them.
33:20Silence.
33:21I've made my decision.
33:22Thank God.
33:24Oh, yeah, yeah.
33:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:32Welcome back, ladies.
33:34Based on your performances in this week's challenge and on the main stage, I've made some decisions.
33:42Monica Beverly Hills, please step forward.
33:45Serena Cha-Cha.
33:48Monica, your performance this week was a little too jiggly and not enough caliente.
33:54And Serena, as team leader, you forgot to cover your own ass.
34:01I'm sorry my dears, but you are both up for elimination
34:07The rest of you may join the other girls
34:11It was no surprise to me that I was going to be on bottom two
34:14I should have said something earlier
34:17Bottom two again, f*** my life
34:19Two queens stand before me
34:22Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
34:25To save yourself from elimination
34:28The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life
34:35Sorry Serena, I'm going to lip-sync for my m***ing life
34:39Good luck and don't f*** it up
34:57Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
35:02Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
35:06I think I'm the bigger contender, honestly
35:08I think I have a lot more than she has
35:13Oh my god, Serena did a split
35:16Oh wait, she did that last time
35:31Monica is slaying the hell out of Serena
35:34And I'm very happy
35:35Serena can get the hell out of here
35:49Ladies, I've made my decision
35:53Monica Beverly Hills
35:56Shantae, you stay
36:01You may join the other girls
36:03Thank you
36:06Serena Chacha
36:07You are a young and talented queen
36:11With so much more to show the world
36:13Keep on keeping on, Panama
36:16Now, sashay away
36:19Thank you
36:24It sucks, I feel like there is a lot more to offer
36:26But there's nothing I would change
36:28Except for not being team captain
36:29The other queens
36:30Pick up a book and go read
36:33One dozen queens
36:35One step closer
36:37To becoming America's next drag superstar
36:40Now remember
36:41You can't love yourself
36:43How in the hell
36:44You gonna love somebody else
36:45Can I get an amen up in here
36:47Amen
36:47Let the music play