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Twice Two (1933) is a classic black and white comedy short film filled with lighthearted humor, misunderstandings, and chaotic situations that deliver timeless entertainment. This vintage comedy showcases clever storytelling and funny moments that reflect the charm of early cinema. Perfect for fans of classic films, old Hollywood comedy, and timeless short movies.

Enjoy a nostalgic journey back to the golden era of cinema with this fun and entertaining comedy classic.
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00:07The End
00:33Come on.
01:27What do you want?
01:30Do you know what day it is?
01:31No.
01:32It was just a year ago today that I married your sister and you married mine.
01:36Do you remember?
01:37That's right.
01:39Today's our anniversary.
01:41You know that was a good idea of yours, marrying into each other's family.
01:47I'll tell you what we'll do.
01:49Let's get the girls and go out tonight and celebrate our anniversary.
01:52That's a good idea.
01:54Get my wife on the phone.
01:55What's the new number?
01:57Can't you remember?
01:58Well, they keep changing it.
02:00It's Waterloo, 2-2.
02:032-2?
02:042-2.
02:072-2.
02:082-2.
02:082-2.
02:092-2.
02:26You're husband, Dolly, wants to talk to you.
02:28All right.
02:37Is that you, baby?
02:39Yes, Pudgy Wudgy.
02:41It's me.
02:46Do you know what day this is?
02:48How could I ever forget?
02:57What about you and Sis and Stan and me going out tonight and celebrating our anniversary?
03:03That's a good idea.
03:04Let's go down to Foo Young's and get some sucky-yacky.
03:10Pardon me just a moment, sweetheart.
03:13Hee-hee.
03:19Don't listen to my conversations when I'm talking privately.
03:23Just because she's your sister, that's no sign you have to hear everything we say.
03:27Well, you're listening when I'm talking to your sister.
03:30No, I don't.
03:30Yes, you do.
03:31I don't.
03:32You certainly do.
03:33Well, what about it?
03:38Sooky-yacky.
03:39Oh.
03:43Now, what were you saying, sweetheart?
04:15Hello.
04:17Hello.
04:22What?
04:23Shhh!
04:30Hello!
04:32That you, sis?
04:33Yes?
04:34Is Fanny there?
04:36Oh, Fanny!
04:42What do you want?
04:44It's your husband, Stanley.
04:46He wants to speak to you.
04:49Oh!
04:50Very well!
05:00Hello.
05:01Is that you, Fanny?
05:03Yes.
05:04Say, listen.
05:05Ollie wants to take us out tonight to celebrate our university.
05:09You tell Ollie we can't go.
05:11I'm cooking dinner, and we're going to have a nice, quiet evening at home.
05:16Listen.
05:17We have a surprise for him.
05:22But, Danny, he's going to have a nice, quiet evening at home.
05:23Don't you tell him.
05:25I won't.
05:26Goodbye.
05:28Goodbye!
05:32Who were you talking to?
05:34I was just talking to Fanny.
05:37What'd she say?
05:38She said that we can't go out tonight, that we have to go right home.
05:42Why?
05:43She's got a surprise for you.
05:47What else did she say?
05:49She told me not to tell you that she had the surprise.
05:52Well, don't tell me.
05:53I won't.
05:54I can keep a secret.
06:00Put that cake down and help me fix the table.
06:04What do you want me to do?
06:07When I get underneath and unlatch it, you pull it open.
06:12Well, why didn't you say so?
06:14You're always getting excited.
06:25All right.
06:26Now pull.
06:51the bakery and order another cake.
07:09Well, open the door.
07:11Come on.
07:12Come on.
07:41Let's go.
07:42we're on the next to the window.
08:01All right.
08:03Go ahead.
08:04Go ahead.
08:05Go, go.
08:06I'm ready.
08:06Go ahead.
08:08Go ahead.
08:08Go ahead.
08:10Go ahead.
08:10Go ahead.
08:32Oh, hello, Sid.
08:34Hello, Fanny.
08:36What's new?
08:37The funniest thing happened today.
08:39Fanny fell in the cake.
08:44Dinner ready?
08:46It'll be ready in just a while.
09:13Hello, baby.
09:14Don't baby me, you big lunk.
09:17Oh!
09:20Why, it wasn't me.
09:21It was that dumb brother of yours.
09:24Don't you call him dumb?
09:26Why, you've forgotten more than he'll ever know.
09:30In his little finger.
09:37You...
10:04What is it, dear?
10:06Come here.
10:17What do you want?
10:19Close the door.
10:32Is Ollie home yet?
10:33What?
10:35You didn't tell him about the surprise.
10:41Have you got any money?
10:51Now take that 15 cents and go down to the corner and get some strawberry ice cream.
11:06Bye.
11:13Bye.
11:35Can't you eat your soup without making that noise?
11:43Why, you're making a noise.
11:46That isn't a soup noise.
11:48It's my asthma.
11:5715 cents for the strawberry ice cream.
12:00We haven't any.
12:19Hello.
12:23Family says they haven't any strawberry ice cream.
12:27Well, get Tootie Fruity.
12:32Well, get Tootie Fruity.
12:40Give me Tootie Fruity.
12:42We haven't any.
12:48Oh, there it goes again.
12:57Hello.
12:57Hello.
13:00Well, get chocolate.
13:05I'll take chocolate.
13:08We haven't any.
13:16I'll get it.
13:21Hello.
13:22Hello.
13:24Well, get vanilla.
13:26Anything.
13:28Oh.
13:30I'll take vanilla.
13:31We haven't any.
13:33Well, what have you got?
13:34I told you.
13:35We don't sell ice cream here.
13:37Next door.
14:00Well, where's the ice cream?
14:02They didn't have any.
14:04Why didn't you go somewhere else?
14:06Well, I spent the 15 cents calling you up.
14:09That's the dumbest thing I ever heard of.
14:12You keep out of this.
14:14I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't.
14:16Sit down.
14:19Spent the 15 cents calling me up.
14:23Hmm.
14:46Alright.
14:47New York.
15:15I can ask you guys.
15:16I can ask you guys a question, you know,
15:16I'll be more.
15:51Fanny.
15:53What?
15:54Would you go into the kitchen and get me some horse's radish?
15:57You go get it yourself.
16:00Horses radish.
16:01What's wrong with that?
16:03Why don't you leave him alone?
16:05You're always picking on him.
16:08Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.
16:09You keep your big mouth out of this.
16:14Did you hear what she said?
16:18Oh, he hasn't got a big mouth, have I?
16:25And furthermore, he's my husband and I'll talk to him just as I please.
16:32Just because you wear the pants in your family,
16:35that's no sign you're going to wear them in mine.
16:40Oh, well I wear my own pants in this family.
16:43Yes, and I wear mine.
16:52Don't pay any attention to her.
16:54It serves us right for marrying into such a family.
16:58Wait a minute.
16:59What's the matter with my family?
17:02I'll have you know that my family's just as good as your family.
17:07Oh, yeah?
17:08Yeah.
17:09After all, our family's done for your family.
17:14Let's stop this argument and get dinner over so I can find out what the surprise is.
17:23Oh, so you told him, didn't you?
17:35Now let that be a lesson to you.
17:38If I wasn't a perfect lady, I'd bust you in the nose.
18:06Cut that out.
18:07And you, too.
18:09You get that hussy out of here.
18:11Don't call me a hussy.
18:14Sit down.
18:17I'm not a hussy, am I?
18:20No.
18:21Get that dame out of my house before I go.
18:27Tisn't your house.
18:28Tisn't my house.
18:30Tisn't, tisn't, tisn't, tisn't, tisn't.
18:32Come on, and let's get out of here.
18:34Go somewhere where we can eat in peace.
18:36That's a splendid idea.
18:39Get out of here and stay out and don't come back.
18:44I'll come back if I want to.
18:46No, you won't.
18:47I will, too.
18:48Tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle.
18:49Come on, and let's get out of here.
18:52Come on.
18:53Come.
19:11Come, Ollie, dear.
19:13Let's go to the ambassador where we can get something good to eat.
19:19I hope you choke.
19:22Same to you, you big-
19:25You can't.
19:26Ugh.
19:28There they go.
19:29Ignore them.
19:39Does Mrs. Laurel live here?
19:41Yes.
19:42Here's the cake she ordered this morning.
19:44Will you see that she gets it?
19:45I certainly will.
19:55The man said to be sure that you got this.
20:12Come, Ollie.
20:16Come, Ollie.
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