00:00This guy walks in, this guy has got a shy b-hole, so he's sitting there hoping this guy would
00:04hurry up and do his business so he could do his.
00:07He says, he doesn't.
00:09The next five minutes consisted of grunting sounds.
00:12Oh boy.
00:15This man pulling at least 10 feet of toilet paper out.
00:18Oh no, I've been there.
00:20I did not hear the typical sounds of wiping that one would hear in a public bathroom.
00:25Then heavy breathing, then...
00:28Yeah, that's a finish right there.
00:30That's a finish.
00:31Don't look at me when you think a finish sounds.
00:34He looked right over at you in the middle of it.
00:37He just turned his head and looked right at you.
00:40Okay, we're going to have a finish off?
00:41Yeah.
00:41Oh my God.
00:43I'm not shy about a finish, I'll tell you that.
00:46David Shook's finish off.
00:48Start going at it, boys.
00:49Anyway, he said the worst part about that whole experience was that this man had nasty, unclipped toenails.
00:55He curved out over the top of his toes.
00:58I mean, that's gross, but...
00:59And I had to see them because he was wearing flip-flops.
01:02Oh, gross.
01:03I mean, it is gross.
01:04It is gross, but it is...
01:06If that man just peed and got out of there, I'd be like, okay, well, that's pretty gross.
01:11But the whole jerking off thing is pretty gross.
01:14Is that all he knows about him is his nasty feet and his flip-flops?
01:17Yeah, he'd have to identify him with the only way, the curved over nails.
01:20He said, did I encounter a campground bathroom jerker or has your show twisted up my imagination?
01:26Much love to everyone.
01:28I'm assuming that you did.
01:30I'm assuming that you did.
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