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00:01Good morning.
00:02Good morning.
00:04You know, if there's one thing that surprises me even more than a legendary hitman getting turned back into a
00:10kid,
00:10it's the fact that you're hooked on studying.
00:14Wait, now I get it?
00:16It's so you'll be smarter and better at the job when you turn back, huh?
00:19Yeah, right. The only reason I'm doing it is because I find it fun.
00:24Studying is fun? I literally have no clue what you're talking about.
00:27You don't? Why not?
00:30Whatever. I guess that's just how it is when you're young.
00:35Olga, good morning.
00:38Wait, are you talking to me?
00:40Who do you think?
00:41Morning!
00:45Good morning, Takeda. Hi, Baba.
00:48That smile is super creepy, Olga.
00:53You can jump into the group chat more often, you know?
00:56Yeah.
00:57Hmm?
00:59Oh, the S&S thing.
01:01I'll try.
01:04Man, I really am bad with kids.
01:09A hitman with who knows how many kills, and now I'm Olga.
01:33I'ma goin' doin' my way,éȘéăăăȘă.
01:37Making my way to the top.
01:39I know that you can see.
01:42I am a soul and I am all proud of my life.
01:43I'm a soul of my life.
01:44Man, I'm that left and behind, I can't hold up, hold up.
01:47Hold up, hold up.
01:47I'm sorry, why don't you try out?
01:49Shut up, shut up.
01:50You're the only one who feels a fit in the world.
01:52Now, ooh, wow.
01:54You're playing with fire.
01:55I won't have to win.
01:57Oh, ooh, wow.
01:58Don't stop!
02:00I've made my heart
02:01I've made a plan, don't look back
02:07Oh yeah, oh yeah
02:08Oh yeah, oh yeah
02:10Giving you my attitude
02:11Oh yeah, oh yeah
02:13I'm not a camera, I ain't know the move
02:15I'm not a move, I'm not a move, I'm not a move
02:19So I'm giving you my attitude
02:22Attitude, move, move, move
02:24I'm not a move, I can't kill my vibe
02:26I'm not a move, I'm not a move
02:28You'll see me rise
02:29Turn up, get to me and pay the price
02:30I'm not a move, I'm not a move
02:34Don't look back
02:38Giving you my attitude
02:41I'm not a move, I'm not a move
02:45I'm not a move, I'm not a move
02:48So I'm giving you my attitude
02:51Attitude
02:58What was her name, Lauren?
02:59It's No-ren
03:02Take your marks
03:04Get set
03:26To be or not to be, that is the question
03:30Whether tis no blur in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
03:35Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
03:38And by opposing, end them
03:40To die
03:41To sleep
03:42To sleep
03:43To sleep, perchance to dream
03:44I
03:45There's no-
03:45Her name is No-ren Mitsuoka
03:48Try and get close to her if you can
03:50You might pick up some useful information
03:53Huh?
03:54Hold on a second
03:55Her dad may be president of Mitsuoka Pharmaceuticals
03:58But it's not like his daughter's gonna have any useful information
04:01I'm aware that it's a long shot
04:03But right now, I'll take anything I can get
04:06Even the tiniest lead
04:13Man, if you're trying to come off as a misfit loner
04:15You're really rocking it, boss
04:18Pipe down, get off my back
04:20There's more than a 20-year generation gap between me and these kids
04:23If I did fit in, that would be weird
04:27Gotta admit, I enjoy doing the schoolwork
04:30But this ain't no place for an old guy like me to be hanging out
04:34I just want my old body back
04:36And get the hell out of here fast as I can
04:39Yeah, I guess so
04:41Which means Aerie was right after all
04:46Okay, whatever
04:47I'm sure nothing will come out of it, but
04:50I'll try talking to her
04:54Uh, excuse me
04:56Hey, Norin
04:57Hey, do you happen to have a minute?
05:00No, Creepo
05:01I don't
05:02Unless this is some announcement, please disappear
05:06Alright
05:07Never mind
05:08Sorry
05:10Bye
05:10Bye
05:12Whoa
05:13Whoa.
05:33Boss, both yourself together.
05:35The saddest thing for an older guy
05:37is to hear a young girl call him a creep.
05:40And she said it was such total, undiluted,
05:42pure, 100% disgust.
05:45Ngh.
05:46Oh.
05:48Boss?
05:49Boss?
05:50Boss?
05:52She said that he said that I was-
05:54Uh, Ogo, what are you doing?
05:56That's creepy.
05:57Again?
05:59Oh, Norin?
06:01She totally hates guys.
06:03Seriously.
06:04Wait, you really didn't know that before now?
06:07Anyway, she's good at both schoolwork and sports,
06:10and her parents are rich.
06:11And of course, she's gorgeous and super tall like a model.
06:15You'd never guess she was in elementary school
06:16till just recently.
06:18So yeah, all kinds of guys ask her out,
06:20and she shoots them all down, brutally,
06:23with zero consideration.
06:26Yeah.
06:27In fact, even with the girl, she's kind of standoffish.
06:30She's, like, hard to approach.
06:34Sigh.
06:35So what now, boss?
06:38We'll have to come up with another way to get information.
06:41She's a dead end.
06:43Especially if you're a guy.
06:45And if you're an old guy, it's even worse.
06:48I knew it was a long shot from the very start.
06:50Might as well give up on it.
06:53Sigh.
06:53I guess.
06:59I've never tried the ramen here before.
07:03Hey, boss.
07:04Go easy on the garlic.
07:06Welcome.
07:07Take a counter seat up front, OK?
07:22Sorry to keep you waiting.
07:26Water?
07:28Thanks.
07:30What'll you have?
07:32I'll try the ramen with those seasoned egg.
07:35One ramen with egg!
07:36Coming up!
07:37Coming up!
07:42What the hell?
07:43Why is Norin Mitsuoka, the daughter of a pharmaceutical tycoon, working at a ramen shop?
07:49Middle schoolers aren't even allowed to have part-time jobs, are they?
07:52Though as a middle school hitman, I'm not one to talk.
07:54But wait, maybe she just looks like her.
07:57Here you go.
07:58Enjoy.
07:59I have no idea what's going on, but first things first.
08:12So good!
08:14At first glance, it looks like a pretty standard shoyu ramen, but the noodles, the toppings,
08:19the quality are on a whole different level.
08:21Oh!
08:22Most of all, this broth...
08:28It's light, but with a richness and depth of flavor that's just incredible.
08:32And it pairs perfectly with these noodles.
08:35It's sublime.
08:37It's...
08:38It's...
08:38Excuse me.
08:41When we close up the shop, I need you to meet me around back.
08:51You're Ogami, right?
08:53Why'd you come here, of all places?
08:55Well...
08:56Because I live nearby.
08:58It's so far from school or any of the usual hang-offs that I'm sure no one from school
09:03would ever show up here!
09:04Damn!
09:05So you thought you were safe, huh?
09:08Okay.
09:09You've just...
09:10You've just got to keep this a secret!
09:12Yeah, okay.
09:14I can do that.
09:16Do you always go home alone?
09:19Yes, I do.
09:20Why?
09:21Well, don't you have a driver to pick you up or something?
09:24After all, you're pretty rich, aren't you?
09:28I hate that mindset.
09:32Natsukiya, was that the name?
09:34The shop belongs to my uncle.
09:37I'm not getting paid or anything.
09:38It's more like I'm helping out a relative.
09:41So if it's not a real job, why do it?
09:46You really wanna know?
09:49Yes, you could say I'm rich.
09:51Very rich, in fact.
09:53I've got a Canadian mom, and that's why my looks make me stand out.
09:58I know I've been blessed.
10:01Believe me.
10:02They'll even introduce me to guys they think would make good future husbands for me.
10:07And I'm still just a middle schooler.
10:10These guys had only just met me.
10:12They didn't know anything about me, and yet they'd be all nice and friendly.
10:18Even when I was in elementary school, I looked pretty grown up.
10:21You really don't look like a great schooler.
10:21So they treated me like an adult woman.
10:23Wow, beautiful.
10:24And all the time I'd be thinking, this is disgusting.
10:29And once I got to middle school, the boys in my class started looking at me the same way.
10:35All thanks to these so-called blessings of mine.
10:40So that's where the hardcore hatred of men comes from.
10:44That's why I wanna... own a ramen shop.
10:48Oh.
10:50Wait, are you serious?
10:51I told you.
10:53I hate my family's old-fashioned mindset.
10:55Including the whole women should get married and be housewives thing.
11:00I just wanna create my own success.
11:03I want to carry on my beloved uncle's ramen.
11:08He became a ramen chef because he hated the thought of only hanging around other rich people.
11:21Whenever I was hurting, he'd make a bowl of ramen for me without saying a word.
11:27Huh?
11:35My uncle's ramen always did the trick.
11:37It was truly delicious.
11:42It's funny, Ogami.
11:44You kinda remind me a little of him, for some reason.
11:48I have no idea why, though.
11:50Heh.
11:51Cause I'm an old guy, too.
11:55Well, why don't you just do what you wanna do?
12:00Just cause you're a kid, doesn't mean you have to live the way your parents want you to live.
12:06Anyway, that ramen is really good.
12:09Especially the broth.
12:14I know, huh?
12:15That broth...
12:16Oh my god, that broth's incredible!
12:18And today's batch made me extra happy.
12:21You know why?
12:21Because they let me help out a little with the prep!
12:24The base is chicken stock, but they blend in a special seafood broth, too.
12:28And they're super particular about the aromatic...
12:31Well, I go this way, so...
12:34Oh, right.
12:35Hey, listen.
12:36Don't start acting like we're friends at school tomorrow, got it?
12:40Got it.
12:41Back to man-hater mode.
12:42No.
12:43No.
12:55No.
12:56No.
12:59No.
13:00No.
13:01No.
13:02No.
13:04No.
13:04No!
13:05No!
13:06You just snatched her right off the street!
13:09Why?!
13:10Well, when your father's the head of a major corporation involved in shady stuff, there are multiple reasons someone might
13:17target you.
13:19Boss, I'm looking into it. Late model black minivan, Hachiyoji plates, but there's no registration seal.
13:28Most likely the plates are bogus. So what do you want to do?
13:33Me? I'm thinking about the most delicious food in the world. And that would be ramen.
13:40Huh?
13:43My bag has one of those transmitter rounds in it, right? And the after-received messages, too?
13:49Yeah, that's right, but... Wait, you're going after them? That's impossible! It's too late! They're moving way too fast!
13:56Plus, that round's for a handgun, right?
14:02There's no way you're gonna hit it!
14:07I know all that. How many years do you think I've been doing this?
14:23Just because you're the best aim in the world doesn't mean anything at this range! I don't know what-
14:27Shh!
14:31Let's just say I'm a veteran relying on my instinct and experience.
14:43Got him.
14:45Unbelievable!
14:47Huh?
14:50Nothing there.
14:51Get him, Jack.
14:52Would you just drive and shut the hell up?
14:57I've only had one bowl of it, and that's not gonna be the last.
15:05If she's the heir to that ramen, do these bums really think I'm gonna let them take her away?
15:10Like hell I will.
15:20You're almost there.
15:22Got it.
15:33Relax, you'll be fine. Just stay nice and quiet and you won't get hurt. Much.
15:38Man, she's even cuter up close.
15:41Is she really just in middle school?
15:44Hey buttercup, mind if I grab a kiss?
15:46Come on, just a little peck for me.
15:49Don't touch me scumbag!
15:54Do your job properly.
15:56I do apologize for that idiot.
16:00Don't worry, I'll kill him later for stepping out of line like that.
16:03However, in return, I'd like for you to tell me one little thing.
16:07You know that ultra top secret new drug that your father's company is developing?
16:11I know you do.
16:12So why don't you tell me all about it, huh?
16:14Huh?
16:16I have no idea what you're talking about.
16:18No, no, none of that.
16:20The client told us, and I quote,
16:23We don't know exactly what the drug is yet, but there's no doubt the daughter will know something.
16:28I don't. I swear. I don't know anything about my father's work. I never even hear about it.
16:35Really? That's hard to believe.
16:37Well, believe it, because I have no idea what you're even talking about!
16:41The ramen shop where you work, that's your beloved uncle's place, right?
16:47Actually, I ate there just yesterday.
16:51The floor and the counter were filthy. Not to mention the food was terrible.
16:57Can't even call that crap food, really.
17:00A dump like that ought to be smashed to bits and flattened.
17:04It should be leveled to the ground.
17:10Stop it! My uncle has nothing to do with this!
17:13Yeah, so, if you tell me what I want to know, I think this anger inside of me might settle
17:19down a little.
17:21I don't know anything! What the hell is he going on about?!
17:32How could you possibly say that ramen was terrible? Your tongue broken or something?
17:39Sorry to do this.
17:42You don't want to expose your identity.
17:44T-Tachima! Who in the hell is this little brat?!
17:48I'm older than you, moron.
17:50And before I beat your ass, I've got two pieces of sage advice for you.
17:55First off, if someone ever makes you food, you never insult it.
17:59And second...
18:00Screw your advice!
18:01Why don't you just go to hell?!
18:02Don't make me give you even more advice.
18:07When someone's talking, you should let them finish.
18:10What's happening?
18:10Oh, non-lethal rubber rounds? How come?
18:14Yeah, I'm not killing anybody when I'm off the clock.
18:17What would that sound? This way!
18:18Sounds like there's still a few of them left.
18:21How are you ever gonna get out of there with that girl?!
18:23Somebody say something! It's just off me!
18:29We're going to go for a little ride.
18:31There, hold on tight to that.
18:47You're heavier than I expected.
18:49Hey!
18:50Don't move!
18:53Sorry!
18:54What happened?!
18:59The stairs are straight ahead!
19:00I'm sick!
19:02I'm gonna be sick!
19:17Whatever's going on, I can't take any more of it!
19:27Huh?
19:39What the hell with the job and my orders?!
19:40Somehow, you made it out!
19:45The hell with the job and my orders!
19:47You're both gonna be roadkill when I'm done with ya!
19:52Bulletproof.
19:53Even a 9mm wouldn't shatter that.
19:55If it were just the boss, I wouldn't worry.
19:57But with the girl, too!
20:00Sorry again!
20:04Good thing I picked this up along the way!
20:11Oh, and to get back to my second piece of advice...
20:15I know it may sound old-fashioned,
20:18but I think it still holds true.
20:23Any man who doesn't know how to treat a lady with respect is garbage.
20:31Ugh, I'm beat.
20:33Guess that wraps it up, boss!
20:35Now then...
20:39Mind taking a quick whiff of this?
20:41Why, what is it?
20:46Right.
20:50What is it, boss?
20:53I left my study guide behind.
20:57Oh, yeah!
20:57Let's get on top of my mind.
20:59Oh, yeah!
21:06Oh, yeah!
21:08I made it.
21:09I never put that away!
21:10I couldn't wait until I'm done,
21:12okay, so...
21:13As soon as I graduate, I'm gonna be the punk
21:17No, it can't be true
21:19If I fall in the future, no no no no
21:22I'm gonna start
21:24Right right right now
21:25Take your scone, take your chin to the top, take your chin to the top
21:27My my nightline
21:28Get ready, take your seats, the car's on the tempo
21:30I got the same, I got the same, man
21:34Don't stop up up, we're going up higher
21:37In the dark, I'm on the drive
21:50I'm a winner.
22:11Give up, give up, give up, give up
22:13I'm on a rampage, here comes my kill shot
22:35Was it all just a dream?
22:41So it wasn't a dream
22:43But then who?
22:46That voice
22:47Don't tell me
22:51Hogami
22:54Morning
22:56Was it you last night?
22:59Were you the one who rescued me?
23:02Rescued you?
23:03What do you mean?
23:04Ah, keeping your ramen shop secret?
23:07No, and I told you never to mention that
23:09And I never will
23:12In return for my silence, I only ask for one thing
23:17Okay, what?
23:18I want you to let me drop in for ramen from time to time
23:23And I want my next bowl to be on the house
23:29That's two things
23:31But okay
23:33Can I add an egg?
23:35No, no toppings
23:36Thanks
23:37Oh come on
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