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Dave & Chuck the Freak follow-up with Jason about his pelvic floor therapy appointment to find out if he received a backdoor check and learn more about what happened there.
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00:00Tick tick tick WOOOOOOOAAAAA
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the Carnival!
00:06Cotton Candy 5 hour energy.
00:08It tastes like a Carnival.
00:09Zero sugar.
00:10That actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah you want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:23Uhh is this guy safe?
00:25Because someone had a pelvic floor.
00:28Oh my god.
00:29God, therapy, therapy session yesterday for the first time.
00:32And there was a question.
00:34Would he be anally penetrated?
00:36Would a man get him hard?
00:38Yeah.
00:38A couple of questions, a couple of questions.
00:40And he was a little weird about it this morning.
00:43I didn't get into it with him.
00:44I didn't want to know.
00:45I just cleared it with him that we could talk about it.
00:47That's nice.
00:48Right.
00:48Yep.
00:49That's nice of you.
00:50That's usually not what Dave does.
00:52No, it's not.
00:52I thought it was odd.
00:53I now ask for consent.
00:54Well, because, you know, if I think Dave realized if you were fingered,
01:00that that's a bit of a tough topic.
01:05That is.
01:05Waiting for no HR to ask for consent is like backwards.
01:09Yeah.
01:09Yes.
01:09Yeah.
01:10But you're right.
01:11If someone was not pleasured, not happy about being anally fingered.
01:17Right.
01:18Especially like just maybe last week or so, you were like,
01:21maybe we should be easy on all of our medical stuff.
01:25Yeah.
01:25Right.
01:26Yep.
01:26Maybe we don't share so much.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:28Yeah.
01:29He did.
01:29Chalked him.
01:30Oh, okay.
01:31And then Dave's like, so you want to talk about your medical stuff?
01:34Yeah.
01:34And I told him flat out, I was not fingered.
01:37You were not fingered.
01:38Not yet.
01:39Not yet.
01:40Oh.
01:40That's to come.
01:41I might have to be.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:43No, honestly, really?
01:44Yeah.
01:45They said that to you?
01:45So I didn't, she, I don't want to do it, but, you know.
01:49Don't do it, then.
01:50It's okay.
01:51It's okay.
01:52Like, talk about it or be fingered?
01:53I don't want to be fingered, for sure.
01:55I'd say no.
01:56That's a guarantee.
01:56That's a guarantee.
01:57It's ridiculous.
01:58So.
01:59What?
01:59Talking about it?
02:00Or being fingered?
02:01Yeah.
02:02Being fingered is ridiculous.
02:03You're right.
02:04Being fingered is ridiculous is my favorite quote ever.
02:08I don't.
02:08Being fingered is ridiculous.
02:10She's never said anything close to that.
02:12I know.
02:12Lisa, if you weren't you, I would be clipping that immediately.
02:15I don't care.
02:17Just like everyone else doesn't care, I don't care anymore.
02:20No, don't clip it, though.
02:21No.
02:21I mean, don't do it.
02:22I don't care that I, I know what I'm saying when I, before I say it, and I don't care.
02:27Right.
02:28Don't you dare clip it, though.
02:29Being fingered is ridiculous, but it could happen.
02:32Yeah.
02:33It could.
02:34So they made that clear to you?
02:36Seriously?
02:37Yeah.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Seriously.
02:39And I guess I didn't react well to that news.
02:41Of course not.
02:41Because she was like, are you, like, you didn't know what this was all about, did you?
02:47And I said, no, why?
02:49And she's like, well, it looks like your eyes are going to jump out of your head.
02:52So I guess I was like, well, I can't, I can't believe it.
02:56And she was talking, like listening to her, you know.
03:02She's like, are you okay?
03:03I'm like, yes, I'm okay.
03:05I'm okay.
03:06There's only been a couple times in my life when I've been worried about that happening,
03:09and your eyes will jump right out.
03:11Well, there's more.
03:12Oh.
03:13There's more to it.
03:15What?
03:15It's not just her one time.
03:16What is it?
03:17If I have to do, like, if I have to do more.
03:21Do you have to put a device or something?
03:22Like a Thames machine up there?
03:23Not a Thames machine.
03:25What?
03:25What?
03:26It's a pelvic wand.
03:28You, Mike, you got an ass deal, though?
03:30You're going to get a medical ass deal, though?
03:32No way.
03:34No way.
03:35It's something that usually helps.
03:38And I spent all day.
03:41I spent all day watching videos because I can't.
03:47I can't do it.
03:49Like, I'd rather, I'll pee all over myself.
03:52Like, I'm done, you know?
03:54I'm not putting a wand in myself.
03:56I don't blame you.
03:57Because when you look it up, did you know that it's hard to find?
04:00What?
04:00Because everything else just shows you sex toys?
04:03So I'm like, where's the wand?
04:05I looked it up.
04:06It shows it.
04:07Yeah.
04:08Like, I'd have to train myself.
04:10I know those shapes.
04:11Okay.
04:12That's what it looks like?
04:14No, there's another one.
04:15This is his rectal trainer's...
04:16Hold on, this is another one.
04:17No, there's another one that looks like a...
04:19Is it the bendable wand?
04:21It looks like a snake, you know?
04:22Yeah, it's a bendable.
04:23Look up.
04:24Yeah.
04:24Look up bendable, Dave.
04:26Just Google pelvic wand.
04:28Oh, there it is.
04:29Is it the orange one?
04:29Yes, that's the one.
04:30She didn't show it to me.
04:31But she has her gloves and her lube and everything ready to go.
04:34She did?
04:35It's all on the counter.
04:36So there was no exercises or anything?
04:39That's all I did was stretching yesterday.
04:41She's like, you know what?
04:41I think we're going to wait.
04:42Oh my God, she was going in.
04:45She was going in your ass.
04:46I'm supposed to.
04:47No.
04:47Because that brings the most relief to this issue.
04:50Shouldn't they tell you that when you make the appointment?
04:52Like, someone's going to go in your ass?
04:54Yes.
04:54I don't know.
04:56Because being figured is ridiculous.
04:58I got to know every time someone wants in my ass.
05:01Every time.
05:03I need a heads up.
05:04I mean, you need to know before you go.
05:07Oh my God, this whole thing.
05:10So it was stretching.
05:12Oh no.
05:12And then she has to check my perineum.
05:16Okay.
05:17Your taint perineum.
05:17So she's like, what yesterday was supposed to be.
05:21It was like, hi.
05:22You were taint fingered?
05:24I think I have to be on my back.
05:25And she has to like, check if I can flex and unflex.
05:28She's like, so your genitals are covered.
05:30But like, I have to see.
05:32Oh my God.
05:33And I just kept wanting to be like, so my taint.
05:35But I can't say taint, right?
05:36So I had to do my perineum.
05:37I was going to be like, check my taint.
05:40But she was like, we'll just wait on all that until next week.
05:43Oh my God.
05:44So next week you're going to be.
05:45So you can cancel.
05:46I don't know.
05:46Taint chat and anally penetrated.
05:48I have stretches.
05:49I started last night.
05:50I'm going to do the stretches.
05:52And I'm probably going to go in and be like, you know, those stretches are working fantastic.
05:56You're going to lie.
05:56What are they though?
05:57You're going to lie.
05:58Why not?
05:58I'm so good at it.
06:00So she would put this in you?
06:03She would use her finger.
06:05He would put that in him.
06:06And if that like works, then I would have to have this and do like a internal stretching
06:13routine.
06:15Where I would have to be stretching myself yourself in the A.
06:18Yeah.
06:19And I'm not.
06:20Like I'm just not.
06:22F-ing yourself in the A.
06:24A.K.A.
06:26So I'm not.
06:27Oh my God.
06:27And this is why I said, I don't know, Dave, if I want to talk about it.
06:30Listen, I'll be honest.
06:32I don't know.
06:32This is even blowing Lisa away.
06:34Because I thought it was a joke.
06:36Yes.
06:37No, it's not.
06:38You know, like I thought when we were talking about it yesterday, ha ha, funny.
06:41I told you listeners had said that.
06:43I know.
06:44I know.
06:45Yep.
06:45I can't have this.
06:47No, I agree.
06:48I'm not doing it.
06:48I want you to have this.
06:50I'm not going home after the show and lubing it up and like putting it in my butt every
06:57day to stretch.
06:58There's a whole routine.
06:59You got to go down and like pull it to the side.
07:01Oh my God.
07:02I'd have to stretch my rectum.
07:03Oh my God.
07:04I'd rather be tight for life.
07:06Whoa.
07:07I can't do right.
07:08A five part video series.
07:10New content, baby.
07:12Did you refer?
07:14Digital first.
07:15I feel a lot better, Jason.
07:17I'm going to go home and climb a tree again.
07:19I'm going to borrow myself.
07:20Oh, I do.
07:21Yeah, man.
07:22That's terrible.
07:22You want to borrow my ladder?
07:23Yeah.
07:23You made the owls that day look like nothing.
07:25Yeah.
07:26He's not going home to anally stretch himself.
07:28Nope.
07:28Nope.
07:29Flat tire and cat in a tree again today is fine with me.
07:32Dave's got to be getting a little bit worried about this and considering how tight he is
07:35back there.
07:36Oh, yeah.
07:37Yeah.
07:37Look at that.
07:38And he'll have to.
07:38He'll have to stretch himself out one day.
07:40Oh my God.
07:41Okay.
07:42Relax.
07:42He might.
07:43He might.
07:43No, I'm fine.
07:44I don't have your issues.
07:45My hips are sore.
07:47That's the beginning.
07:48I didn't think.
07:49Uh oh.
07:50I got to be strapped up.
07:51She's got to put things on me.
07:53Not strapped up with like that.
07:55But like a monitor.
07:57A better bag.
07:58Right?
07:59With shocks to like see how my.
08:01Like I have to have my taint shocked.
08:04Measure.
08:05This is wild.
08:06Just to measure my taint.
08:07Oh my God.
08:08To see like how my.
08:09So first I have to bend up like either I'll be on my bag or bend over and I have
08:13to flex
08:14my perineum while she's like checking to see if it works.
08:19Okay.
08:19She's got to be right up in your taint.
08:21Oh yeah.
08:21Inside feeling it.
08:22Oh okay.
08:23First it's like a.
08:24First it's an overview from the outside.
08:26She warms him up first.
08:27So I don't care anymore.
08:28And this is a lady?
08:30Yeah.
08:31Your doctor should have warned you.
08:34He didn't.
08:35No.
08:36He should have said if you're going to.
08:37This is what they do.
08:38Don't you think sometimes they just like throw you into a scenario because they know
08:42you'll probably call and cancel?
08:45Well I was ready.
08:46I said you know I'm just do whatever it takes.
08:48And she was like we're going to wait.
08:50And maybe she was giving me the opportunity.
08:52Oh so you gave her the like get in my ass.
08:53Well like I'm here.
08:55Let's just do it.
08:56Like what do I have to do?
08:57Have you ever been?
08:59I have not been penetrated.
09:01You've never had like a prostate check or anything like that.
09:04I meant medically.
09:05No I just phoned with the boys.
09:06That was a wild question Dave.
09:09That's like an employment ending question right there.
09:12Because we have.
09:13We've gone through a prostate check right?
09:14And we I know the nerves you get.
09:17Like I was there.
09:18If you've never had anything back there.
09:19Like I'm there.
09:20Just go do what you have to do.
09:22So you're okay with it now.
09:24So now you're now.
09:25Just a minute ago you seemed like you were never going back.
09:27But now you're like get in there.
09:28I can't have a lady.
09:29Having her check me up inside.
09:32Versus taking home a pelvic wand and doing it myself is two different things.
09:39I don't do this.
09:40A pelvic wand is a medical device often recommended by pelvic floor therapists to help you treat pelvic floor muscles
09:45at home.
09:46They come in all different shapes and sizes.
09:49Some are bendable like the intimate rose.
09:52That's their intimate rose.
09:53Oh look at this one.
09:55While others are more rigid like the soul source.
09:59The V-Well.
10:00Whoa.
10:01And some have vibration features.
10:04Oh.
10:07That one's huge.
10:09Jason is that your phone?
10:11I'm not tensing my ass.
10:14It's not tensing.
10:15That's not tensing.
10:18That's finishing.
10:19Silicone or acrylic and can be used both vaginally and rectally.
10:23Why is it red?
10:25They're designed to help you release areas of tenderness or muscle tension.
10:29Ridiculous.
10:29And they're commonly used for self-stipular therapy under the guidance of a qualified pelvic health professional.
10:36What are pelvic wands used for?
10:38Oh my god.
10:38A pelvic wand.
10:38How many guys are going to go do this now?
10:41They're going to try to go to pelvic floor therapy.
10:44What you got to do, Doc?
10:45That business is booming ever since we talked about it.
10:48I bet.
10:49I'm real tight down there.
10:51Real super.
10:52They've never seen tighter.
10:53Because you know what to say now.
10:55That's like God.
10:56Let's just say I wanted really bad to get anally taken.
11:01Whoa.
11:02I just say IP double stream.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I know now.
11:07Like they don't have to watch it.
11:09Did they ever watch you?
11:10You have to get scoped.
11:12Yeah.
11:12Like I needed a metal order.
11:14I'm assuming maybe I like that too.
11:15You don't.
11:16Man.
11:17Well, there's.
11:18Like I can't.
11:18It can't be my year.
11:20Someone said.
11:21Oh my god.
11:21I've had something in my penis.
11:23And something in your ass.
11:23Now I might have something in my ass.
11:25Yeah.
11:25And I just had surgery, man.
11:27I'm still recovering.
11:282026, baby.
11:29This year sucks.
11:31Sucks so bad.
11:31So far for you.
11:32Oh, it sucks for you for sure.
11:342026, Jason's DP year.
11:37Oh my god.
11:37Let's not call it that.
11:39And I've refused to title anything with that.
11:43Front and back.
11:44Front and back.
11:44I already got a whole saga called My Penis Problems.
11:47I don't need to have Jason got fingers.
11:49Listen, you do you.
11:50Or have her do you.
11:51Whatever you get into.
11:52I don't know.
11:53But I would say.
11:56I know.
11:57And I agree with Lisa.
11:58If it was me, I'd probably be thinking differently.
12:00But if it's going to help you.
12:03And later in life, it'll prevent more issues.
12:06Well, it's not going to.
12:07I mean, I hate to say it.
12:09What's that?
12:10I got to keep a diary.
12:12Oh, no.
12:13Are you writing a diary?
12:13He reveals more and more.
12:15He's like, I'm not going to share.
12:17Here's my anal fingering diary.
12:20It's a bladder diary.
12:22It's just for my pee.
12:23Friday, I fingered myself.
12:24Every Saturday.
12:25I hate writing.
12:27Here's a diary.
12:27It's a bladder diary.
12:29That's worse than all of it to me.
12:31What?
12:32That's worse than all.
12:32I got to keep track of how often I pee.
12:34Oh, I can't write.
12:36So if you see me jotting notes.
12:39You're putting it on pen and paper.
12:40I have to turn it in.
12:41Oh, you have to turn it in.
12:43Do they give you like a worksheet?
12:44It's like just the times and how often.
12:48How much I drink.
12:49Okay.
12:50So you're not.
12:50You don't have to.
12:51It's a piss diary.
12:52It's not an anal diary.
12:53A bladder diary.
12:54You don't have to talk about your feelings and stuff like that in it, though.
12:58No.
12:58What?
12:58Okay.
12:58Thank God.
12:59Thank Jesus.
13:00Well, I just.
13:01Are they trying to keep you alive at the same time?
13:03Because I'm, you know, I'm pretty down on myself if I've been, you know, front and backed.
13:11I mean, I'm really thinking about.
13:13I'm having a lot of anxiety at the thought of having to penetrate myself.
13:17Well, sure.
13:18Dude diary.
13:18It can't be that.
13:19It can't be all that bad.
13:20Dudes are doing it nonstop.
13:22Yeah.
13:23So, you know, I'm just saying.
13:25We got any news or something today?
13:29Like, what are we doing?
13:30There was breaking news.
13:31We got some big news.
13:32Breaking news.
13:33Jason gets fingered.
13:34How long is, does it go for?
13:35I didn't ask.
13:36The timing of it.
13:37Okay.
13:37I think it's until it feels, until it starts working.
13:39Like it would be daily ass stretching.
13:41I had no idea.
13:42Oh, God.
13:43She would not.
13:44She like.
13:45She didn't elaborate.
13:46She stopped.
13:47She stopped.
13:47She knew you were.
13:48As soon as she mentioned it, and my eyes popped out, she was like.
13:52Okay.
13:52Let's just do some stretch.
13:53I'll show you the stretching routine.
13:55I'll be honest, though.
13:56You know, like, because, you know, we were talking about, I had kind of heard that the
13:59pelvic floor stuff involved this thing, but then, like, Lisa kind of even put my mind
14:04at ease.
14:05She was like.
14:06I don't know what I'm talking about, obviously.
14:07You guys are stupid.
14:09Don't ever listen to me.
14:10And, because I was like, I think Lisa's right.
14:13It's just going to be stretches.
14:16I know.
14:16It's hard to believe that this goes on.
14:18I could go.
14:19I mean, you're in a private room, right?
14:20You're not out.
14:21Yeah.
14:21Oh, well, yeah.
14:22Because a lot of these physical therapy places have just.
14:24Oh, that's true, too.
14:26That's wild.
14:26I know it's private.
14:27Okay.
14:28If you're going to be penetrated, it's got to be private.
14:30Yeah.
14:30But, you know, I'm not worried about the check.
14:34The check.
14:35Right?
14:35The guy's got to get checked.
14:36Yeah.
14:36It's important.
14:37You're worried about the daily anal exercises.
14:40Taking home a personal stretcher and stretching myself is a completely different thing than
14:47like, here's your prostate check.
14:48It's completely different.
14:50I agree.
14:51I hear you.
14:51Like, I have to go buy a wand.
14:53I got to like Amazon a wand.
14:55And I'm like, I got to do it myself.
14:58Would it help you if I did it, too?
15:00Do it with you?
15:01Yeah.
15:02Anal buddies.
15:02Not with you, but.
15:04You want to do it?
15:06Anal buddies.
15:08So, what does your wife say about it all?
15:10She hates it.
15:11I mean, she thinks I'm a big bitch.
15:14But does she think you should penetrate yourself?
15:16If it helps?
15:18Yeah.
15:18Yeah.
15:18Tell, okay, what if you said, listen, I need you.
15:20We didn't get into it too much.
15:21She did want to talk about it.
15:23Yeah, I guess.
15:24Someone said, listen, I will say I'm grateful for Jason sharing and has encouraged my husband
15:28to go get checks, so I appreciate it.
15:29Oh, yeah.
15:30That's great.
15:30Anal bros.
15:31Yeah, you must love it.
15:33I'll get checked.
15:34I think he's right, though.
15:36It's the front scope that is the real, the barrier between the guys who just want backdoor
15:43stuff to happen.
15:44Yeah.
15:45If you have to go through that test in order to get the backdoor stuff.
15:47I would just do the backdoor stuff myself if I was into the backdoor stuff.
15:52Well, that's why I don't mind the check.
15:53I'd cut to the chase.
15:53I don't mind the check.
15:55There's no way that check is worse than the penis.
15:59Yeah.
15:59No, it's not.
16:00There's no way.
16:01There's no way.
16:01You don't even know.
16:02It was terrible.
16:04Right.
16:04Yes.
16:04No, no.
16:05The backdoor stuff.
16:05I'd take a hundred fingerings before I got a scope down there again.
16:09I'd take 25,000.
16:11I mean, I would.
16:13I really would.
16:14I'd take a whole fist before I got there.
16:15I really would.
16:16No, honestly.
16:17I would.
16:17This sounds crazy.
16:18Me too.
16:1925,000 anal fingerings over a dick scope.
16:22Yep.
16:22Yeah.
16:23I really would.
16:24I would agree.
16:25I would agree.
16:26I can't even imagine.
16:27It was not an enjoyable experience, but I think the dick scope would be outrageous.
16:32I mean, I will say, I would just be like, put me right out.
16:35Right.
16:35You can't.
16:36You can't.
16:37Yeah.
16:37I would.
16:38Yep.
16:39All right.
16:39Well.
16:40I wouldn't even know what happened.
16:40Glad your day went well.
16:43We're done, right?
16:44Yeah.
16:44No, like with the day?
16:45Yeah, no.
16:46I feel like we've been talking for four hours already.
16:49No, not with the day.
16:50Oh, no.
16:51I was only in.
16:51But that's okay, man.
16:53So good.
16:54You.
16:55You do you.
16:56Oh.
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