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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a urologist who was arrested for allegedly touching and recording his patients. Then, talk more about Jason's upcoming urology appointment.
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00:00Well, be-bew, be-bew, be-bew!
00:02Playing with your toys again, Chuck?
00:04Yeah.
00:04Cotton candy five hour energy flavor is back.
00:07It makes me feel like a kid again.
00:08You should try it.
00:10Och, baghash and baghorne, wait, dude, it's here!
00:12Oh, there he is!
00:13Gimme, boo!
00:20All right, well, as Jason prepares to visit the dick doctor
00:23soon, um...
00:25Dude, it's coming.
00:26Oh, no.
00:27Unfortunately, here's a story of a dick doctor
00:29who liked dicks a little too much.
00:32What?
00:33Dude, you're the worst, man.
00:36He is.
00:37You're the worst.
00:38Tell me about the dick doctor fondling dicks
00:41right before I go to the dick doctor.
00:43That's fun.
00:44Cool.
00:46Was he at least handsome?
00:49We're going to find out.
00:51A urologist
00:53who got a little too into penises
00:55has been sent to prison for six years.
01:0055-year-old Dr. Timothy Gerling
01:05performed sex acts on patients
01:07under the guise of examining them.
01:11I'm going to need to put this in my mouth
01:13to make sure you don't have anything going on.
01:15Are you sure that's necessary?
01:17Oh, I'm quite sure.
01:19Listen, I'm going to insert a couple of these digits
01:25into your rear.
01:27Wow.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:29Oh, my God.
01:30Digits?
01:32I mean, I guess if you need to check the prostate.
01:34Uh-huh.
01:35Uh-huh.
01:35A jury convicted the doctor
01:38of assault voyeurism
01:39and attempted voyeurism.
01:41My goodness.
01:44Uh, one victim said,
01:46I realized afterwards it was very wrong.
01:50So, it must have been just, like, hand jobs.
01:54Like, squeezing or...
01:57Like, too much.
01:59Like, too much down there.
02:02Too much down there.
02:05I don't know.
02:07No.
02:08Wait.
02:09The guy pulled it out
02:10and he was holding it.
02:11If he would have started, like, stroking it,
02:13I would have, like...
02:13Well, what if he gave it...
02:14...just some gentle pulsating squeezes?
02:17That might have grown a little bit.
02:19Oh, my God.
02:22Here's the doctor.
02:23Oh, no.
02:25It doesn't shock me.
02:27That guy's a urologist?
02:28Yeah, he is.
02:29I wouldn't believe that.
02:31What?
02:32What do you expect a urologist to look like?
02:34He doesn't look like a doctor to me.
02:35No.
02:35Looks like a perv.
02:36Piercing blue eyes.
02:38Yep.
02:39Court just looks right into his eyes.
02:41Look how close his eyes are.
02:42Court, are you going back to the urologist again?
02:45Yeah.
02:45That's weird.
02:46A check-a-day keeps the apples away.
02:48A check-a-day.
02:49Yep.
02:50The court used...
02:51He also used his phone to secretly film appointments
02:55and had a camera set up in the bathroom
02:57to film men using it there.
02:59He had 600 different penis pictures.
03:05I mean...
03:05On his device.
03:06Oh, he's taking pictures.
03:07Like, what's nuts about that is you just...
03:09I just know that from the time you were young,
03:14you were like,
03:15I love penises.
03:17I'm going to become...
03:18I'm going to have a job where I deal with them
03:20all the time and hold them.
03:23And then I'm...
03:24Oh, you can't think that way, Chuck.
03:26Come on, man.
03:26And that's got to be, like, 0.001% of the profession.
03:31No, no, no.
03:31I'm not saying all of them.
03:32I'm saying him, though.
03:33Like, he must have had a master plan here, right?
03:36Or is it just that...
03:37What a crazy thing to do to commit, like,
03:39a decade of your life to school
03:41just so you can get close to dicks?
03:43Or was he just,
03:45I'm just a doctor,
03:46and then you developed a hankering?
03:50Can you touch so many of them
03:51that you develop a hankering for them?
03:53No, man.
03:54Well, he liked men, obviously.
03:55Yeah, I think so.
03:56You know, to start with,
03:58and then I don't think...
03:58I think the hankering comes first.
04:00You don't develop a hankering.
04:02Right.
04:02That's passion.
04:03Like, you could touch dicks any time.
04:06You don't have to go through med school
04:07and become a urologist.
04:09Yeah, I know.
04:10Like, just go touch them.
04:12Trust me.
04:13I know.
04:14Go to DickTouchers.com.
04:16If it doesn't exist, I'd be shocked.
04:18Yep.
04:20Yeah, it is wild.
04:21I mean, I just, you know...
04:24It's odd to make it your choice,
04:26and then, you know, you're a perv, so...
04:28Did he do scopes, too, this guy?
04:30Yep.
04:31You know it.
04:32You know it.
04:33He got satisfaction from watching him score him.
04:36Oh, the sounding aspect.
04:39Knowing that it's gonna...
04:41Don't worry, I'll take care of you type of stuff.
04:43I'm a little nervous, though.
04:45Oh, yeah, I know.
04:46I get it.
04:46He's not.
04:47Your doctor's not into it.
04:48Oh, I was just playing with him.
04:50Yeah.
04:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:51Sorry, yeah, yeah.
04:52I mean, I am nervous.
04:53I don't know.
04:54No.
04:54No, I was just...
04:55No, don't be nervous.
04:57Listen, I'm gonna give it a couple little kisses here.
04:59That'll...
05:00Kisses!
05:01That'll...
05:01I thought we'd use more of, like, a lubricant.
05:04It'll...
05:04I'm gonna...
05:05Don't worry, I will spit on it a bit.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07I need the name of your doctor.
05:10Whatever works, Doc.
05:11I was referred by a Jason Watson.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Hmm.
05:15No, that's an incredible betrayal of trust.
05:17Oh, Court, you're back.
05:19No, Court, you can't come with me to my appointment, okay?
05:22Somebody needs to drive you home.
05:25That's true.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Oh, if you go under.
05:27You've decided you're not going under.
05:28I'm not, and I was gonna take the Valium, but they said I need a driver for that, too,
05:32so I'm just going raw.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:35He's raw.
05:35I need some for the driver.
05:37There's just no one who can drive, like, there's no one who can drive me the time it
05:40is.
05:41I don't even know if I'll make it.
05:43I gotta...
05:43Like, this...
05:44It's gonna be a terrible day.
05:46I gotta get out of here in time and fly.
05:49I gotta speed to my appointment.
05:50Oh, no.
05:50So you're gonna be thinking about it the whole time the show's going on?
05:54Yeah, and then immediately after here, I have to go get it done.
05:57Don't tell us what day.
05:59Okay.
06:00Because they will tease you all the day before.
06:03We'll know.
06:03You'll know.
06:03I'm not gonna say a word.
06:05We'll torment you.
06:05Every time you look at me, you're gonna be like, what's up, man?
06:08Nothing.
06:09Keep it to yourself.
06:09Okay, that's amazing.
06:10We're gonna guess the day.
06:12If you guys had any memory, if you weren't goldfish, you would know, because I said it
06:17already.
06:18You're a goldfish, though.
06:19I said it once in this conversation.
06:22I said it in this conversation.
06:24Just now?
06:24The exact date?
06:25No, but I said the day, and I also told you the exact date.
06:29You don't listen to anything I say.
06:30I feel like I'm at home with my wife.
06:32Today you said it?
06:33Yeah, I mean, I said it under my breath as we were talking.
06:36Oh, I didn't know.
06:37But I did say the actual date in the initial story of the story.
06:41I felt like...
06:43I don't know if I was...
06:44I don't remember.
06:45Do you want to know?
06:45I'll tell you.
06:46No, no.
06:46I want to guess.
06:47We would forget, though, anyway.
06:48I want to guess now.
06:49I won't remember to guess.
06:50When is it?
06:51No, I want to, like, on the day of, I want to be like, I think it's today, because he's
06:56acting weird.
06:57I think it's today.
06:58Oh, that's what I want to play.
07:00I want to play...
07:01When's he getting his dick touched?
07:02Exactly.
07:03It's not just touched.
07:04It's been touched.
07:05When's he getting his dick scoped?
07:06It's being assaulted.
07:12Yes.
07:13Yeah, it is.
07:14I mean, it's getting penetrated.
07:16It's getting penetrated.
07:17Let's play, when is Jason getting penetrated?
07:19Yeah, that's it.
07:21When is Jason's penis being penetrated?
07:29So scary.
07:31I would be terrified.
07:32I mean, I really would.
07:33I would not have brought it to the...
07:35Do you want one of us to drive you in the same thing?
07:36Yeah, right.
07:37To drive you to your...
07:38No, thanks.
07:39What?
07:40Chuck, we'll both do it.
07:40That would be hilarious.
07:41I don't know why we'll do it together.
07:43I'm not getting in the car after that's happened with you guys laughing in the front seat.
07:49What was that like?
07:51No.
07:51He didn't touch you like this other doctor, did he?
07:53It would be all fun and games, right, Dave?
07:56Like, we'd be in the car.
07:57We'd be joking it up.
07:59And then, like, Jason would come get wheeled to the thing, and we'd see his face.
08:03Wheeled?
08:03Yeah, because then they wheel you out.
08:05No, they wheel you out.
08:06I think he'll be able to walk out.
08:08I don't think he's going to be wheeled.
08:10What are you talking about?
08:11No, they wheel everybody out.
08:13They always wheel you out.
08:14No, he's not going to be going under.
08:15They wheel him out.
08:16That's what we're saying.
08:17He can go under because we'll drive him.
08:19Yeah, exactly.
08:20Yeah.
08:21He wheel him out, and we see his face, and all of our jokes instantly stop.
08:27Oh, my God.
08:28Yes, I lift him into the car.
08:30Well, the silence would be worse.
08:32Oh, as soon as I get there, it would be silent.
08:34I would be like, oh, no, no, something's really.
08:37Yeah.
08:38He's had a really bad time, Dave.
08:39Something's going on.
08:41This penis, something's wrong with his penis.
08:43Thank you for the offer, but I'll be fine.
08:45Sure, we're here.
08:46We're available.
08:46We can drive you.
08:47If you want to take a Valium or something, they'll drive you.
08:50Yeah, or get knocked right out.
08:51We'll be there for you.
08:52I'm not getting knocked out.
08:52It was just going to be the Valium.
08:53But I realized what's in it.
08:55You don't really have to wait until you take your first piss or something, right?
08:57Because they wait until you're fired after a colonoscopy.
08:59What do they do after?
09:00Oh, no.
09:00But my first pee is going to be, the river went red that day.
09:08I think it's going to burn really fast.
09:10It's going to burn and there's going to be blood in it.
09:14That's what I've been told.
09:18It's terrible.
09:19It's really terrible.
09:21So then that day is going to suck, and then the next day, I just got to come back in
09:27and
09:27be like, nothing happened here.
09:29Okay, so we learned something.
09:30He has to work the next day.
09:32Yes.
09:32That's a good clue.
09:33There's one clue.
09:33I mean, he's told us the exact day before.
09:36He's told us the exact day.
09:38Or is it?
09:38No, it's not.
09:39No, because you just said.
09:41Well, I have to always eventually come back.
09:43Yeah, but that's not what you implied.
09:45You exact just said the next day.
09:46Yeah.
09:46You screwed that up.
09:47Did I?
09:47He gave us a great big hint.
09:49I mean, we could go back and try and find it.
09:51I'm sure people are violently texting in with the actual date right now.
09:55They don't listen to me.
09:57They do.
09:57Yeah, they do.
09:58They do.
09:59No, they really, they hate you, so they do.
10:01I just wouldn't make fun too much of this whole situation with him, because you could
10:05be in this situation.
10:06Yes, 100%.
10:07I know.
10:08I'm not.
10:09I really am not.
10:10My whole thing is, I can't believe that he is just, he's trying to, he's like his wife.
10:15He's like, I want to feel every bit of this whole process.
10:19I don't agree with that.
10:19What is wrong with him?
10:20I don't agree with that.
10:21I talked to my, you guys suggested I talk to my medical professional family.
10:24Family.
10:25And he was like, dude, if you're going to have to go under for the lipoma eventually, it's
10:29better to not go under, like to go under as little as possible in a short period of
10:35time.
10:36So like, no, I haven't done it, but you'll be fine.
10:39But you're just know you're going to feel a lot of pressure.
10:43There you go.
10:44A lot of people think we should be there for you and carry you out of the hospital.
10:47Exactly.
10:47Oh, you're going to have like a sign and balloons and like get well soon and all that.
10:51He just got his dick touched.
10:53He just got his dick touched.
10:53Imagine a scene you'd make out in the parking lot.
10:56Oh my God.
10:56It's like two boyfriends carrying out their son.
10:58Jason!
10:59Two boyfriends bringing out their son.
11:03They're fun.
11:06Our boy's penis.
11:07This is our boy.
11:08Our boy in big trouble.
11:10Had a lot of problems.
11:12He's fine.
11:13We're hoping for one stream.
11:15If I walked out of those, that, that thing and you guys were standing there, I'd just
11:19go right back in.
11:21Okay.
11:21I have another question.
11:23Okay.
11:23This is just to evaluate things like this.
11:28There could be another round here.
11:29Oh yeah.
11:30Like a repair the stream.
11:31He's there going in to see what's going on.
11:33Yeah.
11:33They're going in to see what's going on.
11:35Oh man.
11:35This is just scope to lay the land.
11:37And if there's nothing wrong in the front, then we have to go in the back.
11:41Oh.
11:42Well, how's your father?
11:43Oh, oh, oh.
11:44Yeah.
11:44So keep, they have to just keep investigating.
11:46To be honest though, the back, I feel like the back is, don't worry about the back.
11:50The back is child's play.
11:52The back is child's play.
11:54I believe you're always out for the back.
11:55Maybe you're not.
11:55Not if he's like, hey, I didn't find anything.
11:57Let me just pop a couple in there right now and see.
11:59Oh, well.
12:00Pop a couple in there.
12:02So they've never had that check?
12:04They say, if he talks to you like that, run.
12:06They've never had, you've never had that check like that.
12:08I've never done it, no.
12:08I'm getting close to that age though.
12:10Oh boy.
12:10That's a tough one.
12:11The first penetration.
12:13That's a tough one.
12:14That's a wild day at the doctor.
12:17It is.
12:17Let me tell you.
12:18It's not great.
12:19But listen, I will say this, you guys, I think we scare guys when we talk about this
12:23stuff.
12:24You have to get it done.
12:25It's no big deal.
12:26It's weird.
12:26It's uncomfortable.
12:27It's awkward.
12:28But then it's good.
12:29The back stuff is child's play compared to what he's going through.
12:33I mean, like, honestly, it's like, whatever.
12:35I'm trying not to think about it too much.
12:37Oh yeah.
12:37Well, we'll do a whole segment on it again.
12:40Because what's going to happen?
12:42I can't do anything about it.
12:44They say, don't be afraid to ask for extra lube.
12:46And that's not a joke because he said that I get them done every three months.
12:51The most important thing is to ask for extra lube.
12:56Some nurses don't push the whole tube up there.
12:58Get them to push the whole tube.
13:00What do you mean?
13:01The whole tube of lube?
13:02I have to say more lube, please?
13:04No, I don't want to say that.
13:06You should do that, Jason.
13:07That's creepy.
13:08You know what?
13:08I'll write it in a note.
13:09Don't listen to me.
13:10I'll write a note.
13:10Yes, we were right.
13:11Jason would like all the lube, please.
13:13And what do you mean the nurse?
13:14The nurse fills up the...
13:17Well, this guy gets it done when he gets a scoped up.
13:19The nurse lubes him out.
13:20It should just be me and him, right?
13:22No.
13:24Yeah, there might be someone else.
13:25I should have asked more questions.
13:26You didn't, though.
13:28No, it's going to be...
13:28There's like a whole team.
13:30Team one stream.
13:32I got a team one stream.
13:33I got a clean up shop.
13:35Yeah, yeah.
13:35Not going under will limit the amount of people in the room.
13:39I would think so, too.
13:41But I do think that there has to be an assistant.
13:43Team one stream.
13:44Team one stream.
13:45To make sure you're not taken advantage of.
13:47Exactly.
13:48Yes.
13:49This is why I don't do this stuff, though.
13:51Because if there's something wrong now, then...
13:53And I have to have surgery on my guy.
13:55But you need to get it done.
13:56Just to have like one...
13:57You can't just let it be.
13:58Strong flow, you know?
14:00I don't care.
14:02Yeah.
14:03But I am sick of dribbling, man.
14:04I'll tell you what.
14:06It's like...
14:07It's such a conundrum.
14:08Sick of dribbling.
14:09I'm in a tough place.
14:10I know you are.
14:10Well, that's what he asked me.
14:12That was one of the questions.
14:13Are you sick of dribbling?
14:14No, he just said,
14:14Have you ever been standing at a urinal
14:16and you heard another guy go
14:17and thought to yourself,
14:19that's a nice stream.
14:21I was like, no.
14:22I used the stall because I'm embarrassed.
14:25You know?
14:26He was like, well, it's much worse.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Much worse than we thought.
14:30Yeah.
14:31That's...
14:31I mean, you know,
14:33you get to be a certain age and, you know.
14:36Oh, yeah.
14:37In a lot of situations,
14:38the nurse does the lube
14:39and the doctor does the scope.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:42Oh, no.
14:44It's terrible.
14:46You've ruined my day.
14:48No, come on.
14:48I would be like, give me the lube.
14:49It's better to be prepared, man.
14:50You'll know going in.
14:51Give me the lube.
14:52You told me you got all sorts of emails
14:54that you won't share with me.
14:55I will not share with you.
14:56So, you know...
14:57Oh, it's so nice of you.
14:57It's really nice of you, Dave.
14:59No.
15:00Because I know what they've said.
15:01Yes.
15:01I've kept a lot from you.
15:03I have a tummy ache.
15:05Oh, no.
15:07So, that means it's coming up soon.
15:08Yeah.
15:09That means it's coming up soon.
15:12It's coming up very soon.
15:13Oh, my God.
15:14It's like impending doom.
15:17Oh, yeah.
15:17This week?
15:18Yeah.
15:18This week?
15:19Yeah.
15:20Oh, my God.
15:2213th.
15:2213th.
15:23So, it's Thursday.
15:25That's scary.
15:26Oh, my God.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:29It's not Thursday.
15:30Oh.
15:35It's not Thursday.
15:35Then it's tomorrow.
15:37It's not tomorrow.
15:37Friday the 13th.
15:38So, it's Friday.
15:39Friday the 13th.
15:41Yeah, that's what I said.
15:42Oh, yeah.
15:42And when I made the appointment,
15:44the receptionist was like,
15:46what a dark day.
15:49Oh, my God.
15:51Yeah, so Friday.
15:51Can't wait to see you guys.
15:53I don't...
15:54It'll be a fun show.
15:55It's dick day, bitches.
15:57It's dick day, bitches.
15:59I don't believe in Friday the 13th, really.
16:02No.
16:02But I wouldn't...
16:06Wouldn't have...
16:06Maybe that was the only time you could get.
16:08I know.
16:08I get it.
16:09I understand.
16:09You take what you can get.
16:10I'd do it, too.
16:11I wouldn't want to be coming in here the next day.
16:13It was the soonest appointment.
16:15Yeah.
16:15I would have done it right on the spot
16:17if they would have let me.
16:18Oh, that might have been better.
16:20Yeah, just do it right now.
16:21Can you do it right now?
16:22Because I'm so anxious.
16:22Yeah, honestly, I'd be like, get it done.
16:24Let's get it done.
16:25I'm just so anxious.
16:26I got stuff like...
16:28I got to leave that thing,
16:29and then I got to go get the kid from school,
16:32and I got to be like cooking dinner
16:33and like showering them.
16:34I just had a scope inside of me, man.
16:36I can't take care of anybody.
16:39No, you should get that time off.
16:41That's terrible.
16:42Isn't it?
16:42Yeah.
16:44It sucks that you have...
16:45Oh, we wish you all the best.
16:46Do you?
16:46We wish you all the best.
16:47I'm sure you guys do.
16:48Yeah, you're going to have everybody waiting outside.
16:52Come on.
16:53We got our listeners.
16:55Listeners?
16:56Come cheer on Jason's dick.
16:57Support Jason.
16:58Yes.
16:59In his time of need.
16:59Team one stream.
17:01That's so inappropriate.
17:03You come out, it's a big...
17:04Yeah!
17:05It is.
17:06I can't even imagine a crowd outside of a colonoscopy I have.
17:10I'd be very off-put.
17:13Maybe it may be.
17:13I'd be very upset.
17:14It's nice to know that so many people are championing my penis.
17:17They are.
17:18They're really worried about it and they want it to be fine, as do we.
17:21It could be a male nurse.
17:22Some people have had male nurses do it, so...
17:25I don't...
17:25Nothing makes it better.
17:26I don't think it matters who you have to say, please, more lube, do.
17:31It is...
17:32That's awkward.
17:33It's an awkward thing to have to say, and I understand that.
17:36More lube, please.
17:37Don't say that.
17:38Squeeze the entire...
17:39Home tube, please.
17:39More lube.
17:40More lube, please.
17:41What are they lubing?
17:42The scope?
17:43No, but in the hole, man.
17:46But they're numbing inside of it.
17:48Numbing and then lubing before the procedure.
17:49And then they squirt a whole finger.
17:50Well, they gotta put two things inside.
17:52Three things inside.
17:54I'm sorry.
17:55I am not.
17:56I don't make the rules here.
17:58This is the only thing that gets me to yell.
18:02No, it's not.
18:03But it is one.
18:04I don't really yell much here.
18:06You don't see much animation out of it.
18:08No, that's true.
18:09Watch it be nothing, and you'll be like, ah, there's nothing to it.
18:11How can it be nothing?
18:12I'm sure it'll be nothing.
18:12There is a scope going inside my penis.
18:15Whatever, yeah.
18:16So whatever.
18:16Into my bladder.
18:17Some people do that for pleasure.
18:18I've seen a guy put a whole screwdriver, the whole handle...
18:23So have I.
18:24...in there.
18:26So you're fine.
18:27They like pain.
18:28I know, they do.
18:29It's like getting spanked.
18:30I know.
18:31There's pain involved.
18:32You're not adverse to pain.
18:34No.
18:34You might like this.
18:35I do the spanking.
18:36Oh my God.
18:38Coming up.
18:39Coming up.
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