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00:00:01what's happening guys welcome in to thursday we got barstool nba playing delivered again

00:00:07last night as the tournament starts to take shape uh we have rachel nickel stopping by a bit later

00:00:12i'll talk to her about it we got quest from a third grader we got the thursday crew here

00:00:16it's gonna be a ton of fun and it all starts now on fs1

00:00:40what's up y'all welcome in this is wake up barstool okay let's voice sounds great so i was gonna

00:00:44say

00:00:45let's just get this out of the way this is like your uh your frank caliendo moment and you're doing

00:00:49a doc river's impression um i'm 37 years old and i stayed awake for 30 hours uh this week yeah

00:00:56there's a tale on that there's no way around that so normally i project a lot i talk very loud

00:01:01on

00:01:01this show but if i do that it's gonna go like this so jerry was actually saying do i need

00:01:06to adopt more

00:01:06of like this should i just speak a little like softer is this sound better i like this is this

00:01:10okay on the mic it's good okay okay jerry was saying that he could take your seat and that jerry

00:01:15could host the show you want to you want to you want to i mean i mean the transitions would

00:01:19be

00:01:19tough all right come on here we'll come on give a shot jerry jerry wanted to go off script we

00:01:23got

00:01:23to at least do a segment i mean jj tell them what we wanted to talk about yeah yeah bring

00:01:27it back

00:01:27bring it back bring it back okay from like the yeah start the intro guys yeah yeah all right

00:01:57all right all right welcome in wake up barstool fans i'm jersey jerry joined by

00:02:02my crew every single thursday we got t bob big t and my good friend pft welcome in boys and

00:02:12girls watching at home we know this is your favorite show every single thursday morning

00:02:16we're live um boys how's it going how you guys feeling i don't know doing great jerry i love the

00:02:22energy that you're bringing to the show it's it feels like i'm i'm ready to roll ready to rock

00:02:26talk about sports with the fellas love that it's tough jerry i don't know i don't know you know i

00:02:30mean

00:02:30i'm i'm i'm i'm hearing about this beef between these girls i don't i don't know what's going on

00:02:36yeah let's caught up t bob i'll be honest i've seen the clips i still don't got it i don't

00:02:41understand

00:02:42it i need somebody to fill me in on what exactly is going on well hey hey these five is

00:02:47it five women

00:02:48we'll get to it we'll get okay we'll get to we'll get to are you talking about the wmba

00:02:52no i was talking about something else okay the five what i thought you're talking about

00:02:55the dallas wings wmba let's talk about nba real quick okay yeah yeah let's do it steph curry last

00:03:00night wow they come out they say he's on a minutes restriction and then he drops 35 on everybody's

00:03:06head yeah steph curry man old stuff now jerry you didn't happen to bet on steph curry last night did

00:03:12you i did yeah i bet on steph curry last night we had a little conversation before we left the

00:03:17office

00:03:18yesterday and jerry was so angry because he found out that that steph might be on a minutes

00:03:22restriction uh after he had just been on him to score over 30 points yeah but hey turns out it

00:03:27was

00:03:27a great bet great bet he's still got a little something left in the tank it was cool to see

00:03:31him

00:03:31out there last night just filling it up at the end of the game warriors were kind of a uh

00:03:35it was kind

00:03:36of a get back for all the old guys yeah i mean al horford's the 840 he goes 4-4

00:03:42down the stretch

00:03:43uh draymond green who nobody's going to talk about as much i mean shut down kawhi at the end of

00:03:49the

00:03:49game and then steph remains a killer dude i mean we could all agree those you that everybody wants

00:03:54to see steph in the playoffs right yeah yeah without a doubt i want to see him go for one

00:03:58one last ride

00:03:59i i like seeing draymond out there and steve kerr after the game saying that he's he's the best defensive

00:04:05player that he's ever seen in his entire life and steve kerr is a man that that played alongside

00:04:10dennis rodman and scotty pippen and michael jordan like some pretty great defensive players he's like

00:04:15draymond's the best uh so yeah i i want to see the i want to see the gang have one

00:04:19last ride to the

00:04:20the the the only thing that i wish is that you could step in and switch like okay let's say

00:04:26golden

00:04:26state makes it i wish you could step in and switch portland and golden state oh like like like because

00:04:31the storylines of the old heads going against wimby and the new look spurs that's a little more

00:04:36exciting also steve kerr going against the spurs would be interesting yeah true

00:04:40i'll say this hand up i i'll be honest i don't watch much dumb b uh nba but i thought

00:04:46that game

00:04:46last night during the playoffs no so okay so so how it works is seven and eight play okay the

00:04:54winner

00:04:54automatically becomes the seven seed okay nine and ten play the winner sorry the winner of seven eight

00:05:01becomes seven seed the loser goes to another game okay then you have the nine ten the loser of nine

00:05:07ten

00:05:07season over the winner of nine ten plays the loser of seven eight and the winner of that becomes the

00:05:15a seed yeah so it's like if you're the seven or eight seed you have to win one game gotcha

00:05:19yeah get

00:05:19in what if you're the nine or ten you have to win too what do you like i don't i

00:05:22don't like the fact

00:05:23that the seven seed has to play in it i agree i i feel like this is something that should

00:05:27be reserved

00:05:27for like i don't know maybe eight nine to but it basically it's just uh you know it's adam silver

00:05:32trying to give the owners one last home game or two last home games if they want like it well

00:05:37yeah i mean yes you can be it's cynical you can be cynical about like when you are like the

00:05:42hornets

00:05:43right now or or or even at one of my favorite pelican memories every was like a playing game where

00:05:48they had to beat the clippers on the road it's a year where you're desperately trying to prove you're

00:05:52moving in the right direction like it can be very fun depending on your franchise perspective i'll

00:05:58give you that with like with a young up-and-coming team like the hornets oh they're fun to watch

00:06:02i'm

00:06:02okay with watching the hornets play in the play and if they wouldn't have been in like they're they're

00:06:06way more of a fun watch than the magic the magic have been kind of a bummer watch this year

00:06:10yeah it feels like like everything about them is fun now you can say like maybe uh maybe that's not

00:06:16really the case in the last 24 48 hours uh given some of the stuff that the hornets and and

00:06:21and

00:06:21ball have gone through but i feel like the hornets are team that you want to see more of right

00:06:25you

00:06:26want to see more absolutely of the hornets so for for that reason it's not bad but i mean it's

00:06:30just

00:06:30it's a gimmick designed to get like a little bit you know another game or two some more pops and

00:06:35more

00:06:35views yeah i mean look you say gimmick yeah but if there's one guy on this show that i know

00:06:41i i just

00:06:43have to get some massive big t you probably love the plan this is this is how i'm learning who's

00:06:48in the

00:06:48playoffs um this is the most nba i've watched this season congrats to the sixers i they made it

00:06:54the sixers did make it yeah a lot of people were saying pre-season this year for the sixers

00:06:57this was a do or die year for them given the the injury situation around the rest of the east

00:07:03it

00:07:03felt like this was the year that the sixers had to get in had to make some noise that might

00:07:07have

00:07:08been me saying that just to put pressure on max and his sixers but a lot of pundits were echoing

00:07:13that same sentiment including big cat yeah now you get philly boston that's going to be exciting

00:07:19i mean i hope joel mb can get back from the appendicitis like he's still hurt yeah he got

00:07:24appendicitis out of nowhere he's got appendicitis yeah i have my appendix yeah yeah hasn't hasn't

00:07:29ruptured yet no so ticking time bomb we all got ticking time bomb really in our stomachs and

00:07:33yeah and bead it was like the the worst timing for him i think he's going to come back i

00:07:38think i think

00:07:38he wanted to play yesterday uh but yeah i think he'll i think he'll probably play at some point

00:07:44against the celtics i'm looking forward to that series i'm going to say like yes big t regular

00:07:48season sucked but like these playoffs have a lot of good matchups and exciting storylines

00:07:52these are actually going to take your word for it even even even this magic hornets playing game like

00:07:58like pft was talking about you have two very young teams but ones that have completely different

00:08:04feels this year the hornets have been on a rocket ship kind of like what the magic been doing the

00:08:08last couple years whereas the magic end of the year thinking desmond bay is going to put them

00:08:11over they've now fallen on their face and this is kind of their last stand to save this season

00:08:15yeah did you guys see lamello ball yeah get fined for the trip yeah was it 35 35 grand i

00:08:23i don't know

00:08:23the price yep 35 grand there it is right on the tv yeah 35 grand he sticks his hand out

00:08:27here yeah

00:08:28pretty clearly trips him yeah it's tough there's a lot of people making a a big deal about this it's

00:08:33a

00:08:33dirty play yeah it's i don't i don't necessarily agree that he should be like suspended i think

00:08:38this is like a warning 35 is nothing as well 35 yeah you also you have to know if you're

00:08:44adam silver

00:08:45you know where you know what side your bread's buttered exactly and he's a star people are going

00:08:49to want to see him they're going to say like don't do it again 35 slap on the wrist and

00:08:54uh and and

00:08:55boys will be boys so yes from a business perspective it would be insane to suspend them but also like

00:09:03that's kind of i don't know if unlucky is the right word but like the fact that that hurt bam

00:09:08out of bio yeah is a bit crazy like like like nine times out of ten yeah that's a flagrant

00:09:15yeah he

00:09:15falls he falls on his butt whatever like it doesn't result in injury and nobody cares we're not talking

00:09:20about it anymore it's dirty play don't get dirty play yeah it's a it's a very dirty play i think

00:09:24that

00:09:24in the interest of public safety it's probably safer for you to have lamello ball go to the game

00:09:29than it is to to give him a night off i think i think if you really care about the

00:09:34citizens

00:09:34and the pedestrians of your city you want him you want him on the court you want to keep eyes

00:09:39on him

00:09:39at all times you don't want him on the street yeah okay he drives there he's not allowed to

00:09:43maneuver take away his keys yeah take away he needs to live walking distance from the arena i would

00:09:49agree with that yeah uh but yeah so i mean with the exception of that dirty play which was a

00:09:53very

00:09:54dirty play don't get me wrong um i think the hornets are the fun young team right now and then

00:09:58in the west i am i'm very much looking forward to watching playoff wimby oh yeah because he's been

00:10:03he's been like on a minutes restriction all season even though he did play in the requisite 65 games

00:10:08he's my mvp of the year um but he's did you bet on that i did i bet him preseason

00:10:14but i don't think

00:10:15it's going to hit i got i got great odds on it and he looked like a complete alien for

00:10:19the first week

00:10:20then he kind of got dinged up a little bit and they they dialed back his minutes but in the

00:10:24playoffs

00:10:24i think they're just going to be like it's wimby time i went through a two-week phase

00:10:30this year of i heard about web when we yama last year and i'm like oh man this guy looks

00:10:38great

00:10:39and he's like super big and i'm like this this guy's gonna be the next the next jordan you called

00:10:44it last year so yeah i said that to myself last year and i went through a two-week phase

00:10:47this year

00:10:48i i almost pretty much wiped my savings on buying when when we yama smart uh-huh yeah so i

00:10:57mean so

00:10:58you got a lot yeah that's what i'm saying i have an out of 10 rookie from when we when

00:11:04we yama okay

00:11:05am i saying that right yeah yeah there's another in in there but it's fine close enough close enough

00:11:09i like him though the guy could play yeah but sure i mean those those are going up right like

00:11:14that's a

00:11:14good investment yeah of course and so then now you have a rooting interest like the better he

00:11:18does in these playoffs i mean that's more and more jack you know who else jerry loves massive game for

00:11:23holland this weekend oh uh is it premier league yeah oh champions league premier league it'll it'll

00:11:28it'll decide the the title so pft did you hear about that holland situation i have are you talking

00:11:33about the netherlands the dutch yeah yeah so the soccer player oh yeah yeah i was you guys ever hear

00:11:38breaks like the card breaks and whatnot yeah i wasn't i was in a break right and these guys were

00:11:44telling me there's one card in here that's going to be that's worth 15 000 to buy in was two

00:11:49grand

00:11:50there was three spots left i bought the first spot i got a dud card the people in the chat

00:11:55were like

00:11:56jerry jerry jerry you got to buy another card i'm like all right i'll buy it again yeah chat runs

00:12:00the

00:12:00show so so yeah um i bought it again so now i'm at four thousand dollars a dud card it

00:12:06was like a

00:12:06kevin garnett rookie worth like 800 bucks and at this point i'm pissed because i think these guys are

00:12:11lying to me so then the final one they're spamming there's a jerry buy the last one buy the last

00:12:17one

00:12:17it's the guaranteed hit you're gonna hit i bought the last one now i'm down six grand i pulled a

00:12:23holland

00:12:25rookie out of 15 i believe autographed black on card and what what's the card was worth 15 it's been

00:12:35going up but what really what really hit me hard was the year messy won the the balondor

00:12:41balondor balondor yeah balondor he uh stop sorry it's your america no i know i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm

00:12:49just impressed you said what really hit me is your best like where's this going i want to get this

00:12:53he's the balondor champion holland should have holland should have won that year that car would have

00:12:58went ballistic and i and i thought like he should have won he didn't win and what i'm realizing now

00:13:05is he'll never win a world cup because he plays for norway yeah uh no yeah and i don't know

00:13:11about

00:13:12the ballot the balondor i don't know if that'll ever happen i don't know that was talking soccer

00:13:16that was a really good soccer about he can win multiple yeah he could okay yeah he's he's that good

00:13:22all right but yeah also in the west back to the nba for just a second are we going to

00:13:29break are we

00:13:29going to break oh wait wait there's getting something there we're going to break all right

00:13:32listen okay we'll be we're going to go to break right now we're going to be coming back and we

00:13:38got a commander they released the new uniforms so pft is going to check those out i don't even know

00:13:43if you've seen them yet but we're we're going to be back yep

00:13:53welcome back ladies and gentlemen um we're going to talk we're going to talk uh commander's

00:13:58uniforms now and pft has a uh he has a laptop and he's going to show us ipad we got

00:14:06ipad

00:14:07by the way this is jersey jerry he's filling in for uh for t bob by the way who's out

00:14:12with throat

00:14:12you did a quick change yeah i decided to put on the team issue gear why what why'd you change

00:14:17one of one of my guys back in the production room danny he was clowning me on my quarter zip

00:14:22he

00:14:22didn't like it i put on a shirt this morning that he felt too tight and then sure enough i

00:14:26look in

00:14:27the mirror i felt fat felt bad about myself put on one quarter zip that didn't work i didn't secure

00:14:32about that so now i'm on to the uh uh house of representatives quarter zip that hakeem jeffries gave

00:14:38us uh shout out to team issue gear yeah love it we may have a senator coming on soon i'm

00:14:44trying to

00:14:44get senate okay well i mean you know if you need somebody to help out that episode dude rico bosco

00:14:49he'd be a massive fan of the government if you just yeah what is it he'd be like tax day

00:14:54let's go

00:14:56uh jerry yeah great intro way to bring us back i think the first one was better than the second

00:15:00first one was i mean 10 out of 10 yeah so i mean you can't always be 10 out of

00:15:0410 yeah exactly you know

00:15:05yeah i know so yeah i don't know if you guys saw the uh the new uniforms the commanders you

00:15:09probably

00:15:09did yesterday uh it was the easiest home run ever that they could hit they just said we're going to

00:15:14go back to the uniforms that we had for like 40 years love that and it's perfect it's perfect it's

00:15:18simple it's easy it's clean it looks great it makes me feel something we're done with the whole like

00:15:24gradient number thing that we had yeah i didn't like how we had like the name commanders also trying

00:15:29to be the steelers with those uniforms are you guys still going to use those yeah but they changed a

00:15:33little bit okay the black ones changed a little bit we're going mostly the traditional like love

00:15:37that white traditional uh burgundy and the gold and it doesn't say the name commanders on it anywhere

00:15:42which i'm very excited about okay that's okay well a couple well first first statement the the the

00:15:50commander's colors have always been one of the all-time good color combinations yeah yeah oh yeah i

00:15:54just i it's something about that burgundy and gold yeah it's like minnesota is kind of like them

00:15:59in minnesota might be my favorite college yeah set my question pft uh-huh we're just completely

00:16:05moving away from the name commanders well they're taking it off the uniform and some uniforms don't

00:16:10have the team name on no no i know but but but if more teams should do this it feels

00:16:15like no word mark

00:16:16it wasn't mentioned i do think it's been very a mention of the name in a while i i think

00:16:22we might

00:16:23be doing a uh you know the the story of the frog in the boiling water yeah yeah like if

00:16:28you put a frog

00:16:29in a pot of water and the water is boiling it's going to jump out but if you put a

00:16:34frog in some

00:16:35lukewarm water yeah and you turn it up and it gradually gets up to a boil it's going to stay

00:16:39in

00:16:40there and and eventually just die but which by the way frogs have to be like the stupidest animal ever

00:16:45if

00:16:45they would just stay in there and die i don't know if that's true but i think that's what we're

00:16:49doing with the name i think that josh harris every time i've seen the guy he's always been wearing

00:16:54something that's like burgundy something that's gold and the team colors i've never seen him wear

00:16:59the word commanders because he doesn't like it because he doesn't like nobody likes they're

00:17:04quiet but even left hand up yeah they can't stand us we can still left hand up all we want

00:17:09but

00:17:09with with josh harris and the team name i don't think that i think it's just a

00:17:14a reminiscent stench of the dan snyder era are y'all going to go back to the the football team

00:17:19to the artworks uh no to the football team i wouldn't mind the football team honestly uh

00:17:22i don't know what we're going to do long term it might just be the commanders for the long term

00:17:27um but i got a take on that yeah okay so you know the 90s you had all the baggy

00:17:33jeans and whatnot

00:17:34then we transition to the skinny jeans yeah and now we're going back to the baggy jeans yeah i think

00:17:41they can go back to the because i don't know if i could say this on the redskins yeah yeah

00:17:45but i

00:17:45think they eventually will go back to the redskins i think a lot of people would like that i think

00:17:49that they're i don't i don't think that you can go back to that name really i think that there's

00:17:53enough people out there that wouldn't like that and he doesn't want to do anything that's going

00:17:56to be divisive at all because his his interest is to make money and make the team as popular as

00:18:02possible i don't see a world where they go back to that i i think that if he was still

00:18:06the owner

00:18:07and it hadn't been changed i don't think he would have changed it but um i don't think they're going

00:18:10back i putting the spear on the black uniforms is kind of a i love the blacks did you see

00:18:15the

00:18:15blacks yeah they look great it is cool i just think that um i think that i think that there's

00:18:24a

00:18:25possibility and that it would change when the new stadium opened so maybe this is just like one

00:18:32of the steps towards changing the name and in 2030 when the new stadium rfk jr opens then we change

00:18:38the name again um but for now they they knocked it out of the park with these uniform redesigns and

00:18:42it

00:18:43was easy it was an easy thing they didn't screw up except now we have one aspect of the redesign

00:18:48that is breaking people's brains myself included and that is the alternate logo oh no so i don't i

00:18:55don't understand the controversy all right all right so i'll explain to you the controversy and again

00:19:00let me just say that like if this is the big controversy with our rebrand this has been an

00:19:06incredible rebrand to win because in years past like we would have we we put out the the shield

00:19:12with the super bowl dates and we got the super bowl dates wrong on there tough like the the

00:19:16championships that we had won the sean taylor statue is still the sean taylor statue there's a lot of

00:19:21so if dan snyder had done this he would have probably taken some imagery from like birth of a nation

00:19:25and inserted the fact that we're talking about whether or not this 3d logo is is physically

00:19:31possible is a massive like they did it correctly yeah so but here a lot of people are saying i

00:19:36got

00:19:36the telestrator right here uh you have to look at it this way so i'm gonna trace the outside of

00:19:41the w

00:19:41right here okay okay so look at where i just traced yep that part is supposed to be 3d so

00:19:49it's like

00:19:49coming out to our left okay yeah and so people are saying if that's if that's the logo how is

00:19:58the

00:19:58spear going through right here because that makes no sense i don't like this you okay here's the way

00:20:04you need to view it yeah okay so there are four parts of the w right one two three four

00:20:10yeah yeah

00:20:10two and four are in the foreground right one and three are in the background so it goes over one

00:20:17right under two over three yeah under four it's correct i so so i know what you're saying and if

00:20:24you were to take like a piece of paper and i saw somebody do this and they folded the piece

00:20:28of paper

00:20:28over oh here we go yeah so they folded over a straw to show that it's possible if that's how

00:20:33you look

00:20:34at the logo then yes it is physically possible yeah but i think the original intent of the logo

00:20:38was to have it be a 3dw that was coming out of the screen to the left i think you're

00:20:44overthinking it

00:20:44in which case uh hang on i'm gonna tell you how to fix it because oh i had never seen

00:20:52what you're

00:20:53saying but now i do and there's no that's not the logo because that looks horrific if that's what

00:20:58you're saying that i think that i think that is the logo so here's how you would fix that

00:21:02is i don't think that's the logo is you would just like pretty good color match do one of these

00:21:08and pft i think and then and then boom logo that's all you and i think the spear shows that

00:21:14the way you're looking at it is not supposed to be the logo maybe i might have been looking at

00:21:18it

00:21:18wrong i think you've been looking at it i blame dan snyder this is dan snyder's fault that we're

00:21:23even having this conversation and to be fair to dan snyder he wouldn't know what a w looked like if

00:21:28it bit him on the ass okay we didn't have a lot of those at the time so you want

00:21:31the arrow to be

00:21:32emerging from the center of the w as if it got punctured yeah in fact that's what he's he's saying

00:21:39the logo is yeah and i'll do i'll do you one further if it was even like like that okay

00:21:49that

00:21:49looks okay actually that's not bad now and then you have like a little bit maybe even through here

00:21:55is is it at all like a little now that's a logo a little unsatisfying so the thing is like

00:22:02it

00:22:03i'd be lying if i said that it hasn't given me anxiety looking at this and just thinking about

00:22:08it because i it's been freaking me out a little bit i've looked at it too long and it doesn't

00:22:13make

00:22:13any sense to my brain and that's okay my brain's not that great but if i'm spending this much time

00:22:19thinking about it imagine what it's going to be like for an opponent on the field yeah and they're

00:22:23just looking at that logo and they're going to be like is this an mc escher picture what what's going

00:22:28on do the staircases keep going up i got it'll blow their minds and all of a sudden they're like

00:22:32am i in cover two or cover three i don't know i got a question that i believe you used

00:22:36to play with

00:22:36back in the day pft if a defender has his helmet on and he's running towards a target to make

00:22:43a tackle

00:22:44how does he ever reach that target if you can always divide that space by half the arrow paradox

00:22:52yeah how did how does he ever make the tackle nobody's ever made a tackle before yeah how's it

00:22:57possible no one's ever hit all right so here's we've we've had some like fan art come out by the

00:23:01way sir production you you can't talk to me as the host you have to talk to jesus i'm not

00:23:07going to

00:23:07throw to anything i'm not going to talk anything jerry is the full host what do you want me to

00:23:11ask

00:23:11what do you want me to ask no he just wanted they wanted to set up this graphic sorry go

00:23:14pft yeah i'm

00:23:15looking at this uh we've seen some fan art there's been a lot of people that have noticed the same

00:23:19thing so they've come up with their own different redesigns of it uh yeah i guess that makes more

00:23:24sense i think that bottom one looks terrible the way i look at it i don't like that i i

00:23:28i think it

00:23:29makes more sense physically but i don't like that there's there's a lot of empty space right there

00:23:33uh i'm trying it also forces me to view the logo in your cockamamie way which i i i don't

00:23:40like

00:23:41good yeah good use so here's i i don't like that space and then right here i think that this

00:23:49space is well done right there right yeah you know what they should have did your privileges

00:23:57away but that's where they should have put some burgundy like blood on the tip of the arrow

00:24:01now that that would be nice like have an actual yeah bloody scene there yeah exactly yeah so i mean

00:24:07listen if this is what we're talking about with the redesign again massive win for the commanders

00:24:12they had it it was right it was a it was a 95 mile an hour fastball groove right down

00:24:17the middle

00:24:17and we just knocked out of the park so so good job this would be something that we would screw

00:24:21up

00:24:23enormously in years and decades past so um i'm pumped i spent a lot of money on the team store

00:24:29yesterday love that got some new luke mccaffrey gear coming in of course yeah it's going you're

00:24:33one of the few owners of that uh snow like alternate uniform what do you mean like that that white

00:24:39one

00:24:39you have ice one oh yeah you don't see a lot of people with those the luke mccaffrey arctic camo

00:24:44yeah yeah salute to service you don't see a lot of people i didn't know you so you're a big

00:24:47ice

00:24:47guy pft uh yeah you know like uh i like goals yeah i like hockey goals hell yeah shout out

00:24:54to

00:24:54the ice people mm-hmm so we got the so we got the cowboys i don't know if you guys

00:24:58seen trading up

00:24:59to the sixth they traded up to the sixth you see that they haven't done that yet well they have

00:25:04they

00:25:04haven't i got bad info i got bad info yeah i like this freaky friday jerry hosting thing okay i

00:25:11think

00:25:11you're saying that some people that do mock drafts yeah okay yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah

00:25:15chee kuyper dane brugler gotcha who we talked to yesterday dane did a seven round mock draft that

00:25:22you have to be complete a psychopath like a legit psychopath to do a seven round mock draft

00:25:28mock draft with trades uh they haven't trading up to number six huh who would they trade up to six

00:25:33four i mean it seems like there's one choice if you're jerry right this this would be a jeremiah

00:25:39love trade yeah that's what jerry would yeah he wants to back right jerry wants the splash guy

00:25:45he wants i don't think he's going to be there jerry no it's jeremiah oh with jerry yeah jerry love

00:25:51yeah yeah jerry love i kind of like you think he's going higher than six yeah where do you think

00:25:56he's

00:25:57going to go four okay uh and now in the mcshade kuyper brugler mock they all have him going after

00:26:03sonny styles maybe looking to uh maybe looking to make up for the michael parsons absence the boy

00:26:10get a little rookie contract elite defender in there yeah that guy crushed the combine right yeah

00:26:16he's an absolute freak dude it's it's it's unbelievable yeah jerry does love a good linebacker

00:26:21too but i don't know i was just thinking that if he were to move up i think that love

00:26:25might be

00:26:26the best player in the draft but it's just like how high do you want to take a running back

00:26:30the only

00:26:30problem is running backs i think have more value than they had a few years ago where like but but

00:26:37it does feel like they're they're kind of final piece of the puzzle right like you've got to be

00:26:40pretty solid everywhere else and then a running back can bring you to the next level yeah yeah i feel

00:26:45like if you're like like the cowboys don't need offense right don't need offense they need defense

00:26:49bottom line it's that simple yeah uh i yeah i may maybe it won't be love then i i hope

00:26:55that love is

00:26:55still there when the commander's pick not that i necessarily want him but i mean i would be happy with

00:27:00him but i also think that if he's there when we pick we could also trade back what pick do

00:27:03you

00:27:03guys have uh we were picking sixth oh so that would be the pick they would trade that would be

00:27:08that

00:27:09would be the oh no sorry sorry um seventh i believe seven wait where where are the commanders

00:27:14six or seven now i'm all six seven now i'm all turned around wow i'm shocked uh because i don't

00:27:20think

00:27:20that we would trade with the cowboys yeah we're seven we're picking to your point i mean to t's point

00:27:24though jeremiah love remains one of the fastest risers because like early mock saints at nine i'm starting

00:27:29to dream about oh my god i'm getting a saint's chair my love jersey next thing you know saint sign

00:27:35hn and they're basically saying like look it's not it's i don't think he's making it to nine

00:27:40yeah and so i'm i'm gonna be very interested to see how high love ends up going as he's kind

00:27:44of

00:27:44considered the consensus maybe best you know he's a top one or two player in the entire draft yeah

00:27:49speaking of love t-bob we love our third graders right and that's coming up next wow

00:27:53we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna take a break here we'll be back we got questions

00:27:58from a third grader coming up

00:28:10welcome back welcome back yeah jerry we got uh we got the uh damn sorry but yeah we're in the

00:28:19c block

00:28:19all right i got it i figured it out we're in the c block now ladies and gentlemen we got

00:28:23our

00:28:23questions from a third grader coming up right now it is right now actually um breaking news

00:28:30breaking news yeah let's get into it this is our uh we love them we appreciate them every week every

00:28:35year let's get into it for the kids for the kids out there watching all right here's a question this

00:28:40from uh ralphie from washington pennsylvania hey ralphie he says is aaron rogers going to be a

00:28:46pittsburgh stealer or not jerry i mean what the hell i want to like the guy but we were told

00:28:50not

00:28:51to worry about another f word off season of this bs why can't he just tell us if he's coming

00:28:56back

00:28:57next year what is he even doing wow saucy i think that's ralphie man relax ralphie i don't know if

00:29:03uh

00:29:03where you learned that type of language uh but i understand the passion and yeah jerry i i was told

00:29:09that we weren't going to do a full off season of will here won't he with aaron rogers i haven't

00:29:13heard anything about him listen uh i don't know if you were here for this wub i think you might

00:29:18have been i gave out a jj guarantee yeah a couple weeks back on wub on thursday and it was

00:29:23a jj

00:29:24guarantee aaron rogers is coming back ralphie okay this is just what he does he wants to play in

00:29:30pittsburgh he loves the city loves the fans um he'll be back in fact ralphie i can probably give

00:29:37you another jj guarantee uh aaron rogers will be announcing the draft pick oh really yeah he will

00:29:44be announcing the draft pick what yeah it's gonna happen he's gonna be announcing it he's gonna come

00:29:48out people are gonna go crazy they love him ladies and gentlemen ty simpson

00:29:58i don't know if that's gonna happen but um he's coming back you think that this is like the flair

00:30:03for the dramatic there i could see it well bft he's he's just i mean he learned at the feet

00:30:10of

00:30:10brett farm right like he's just he's going to that he'll retire he'll get into tax scams like this is

00:30:17just the the latest in his farm career milestone chase i just thought that this was going to be we

00:30:22wouldn't have to talk about it this offseason i mean we don't have to talk about it like i i

00:30:25have

00:30:26not even posted on twitter about it you're not worried i'm not no when would you start to be

00:30:30worried no no here's the thing like i'm not worried regardless because what i think the steelers should

00:30:36have did was last year i think they should have just played wolf howard for the year because you're

00:30:41either gonna know right then and there like hey we got the drafts coming up in a year let's play

00:30:46will howard for one year right he's either gonna be bad or he'll be good and you'll

00:30:51realize like okay we don't have to draft the quarterback and if he and if he's bad you get

00:30:56a better pick would you hmm so there's a few different things here i guess because like next

00:31:02year's quarterback class supposed to be awesome i guess you never know whether to work out or not

00:31:06steelers would never tank though right you can't take no they never will year one they they don't

00:31:10want to lose no would you want to take a flyer on like a tail in green here it's an

00:31:15absolute

00:31:16physical freak see i don't know much about him we he put up calvin johnson numbers at quarterback at

00:31:24the combine yeah we'll learn about we're gonna watch a little teaser from gruden 2b class a little

00:31:28later on but jerry here's a guy he's 6 5 he ran a 4 3 7 40 quarterback quarterback 43

00:31:36inch vert 11 and a

00:31:37half broad and he was pretty good at quarterback he just like he made too many mistakes down the

00:31:42stretch he threw a few too many points oh here he is high potential guy here dude absolute physical

00:31:47freak let me put a little more weight he's still like 220 at 6 5 he's good yeah or he

00:31:52could be good

00:31:52i don't know he looks big i don't know why i i've become i've become completely infatuated with with

00:31:57taylor green i i mean i like the look of him i haven't watched him i do like the look

00:32:02of him though

00:32:02they lost this game by the way no they lose every game but my deal is if we live oh

00:32:06he's a loser i

00:32:07don't want him if we live in a world where anthony richardson went top five because of what a freak

00:32:12he is who barely played football well that was an incorrect decision i know but my point is taylor

00:32:18green is anthony richardson physically but with way more experience and he's a good and you can get

00:32:23him in the third round i think it seems like crazy value i would take a flyer on him right

00:32:29i like your

00:32:30prediction though that aaron's gonna come out there i could see it now when he comes out there two

00:32:34not as a pick he's gonna say and i'm coming back i think i think it would be known i

00:32:40don't know if

00:32:40he has to say it yeah i think people would just realize okay he's back if he's making the pick

00:32:44he's back here what's the uh what's the smoke on the street with mccarthy people see because i mean

00:32:49the press conference made me love him yeah i mean everybody's still all people love him i mean

00:32:52patrick queen did an interview the other day talking about him um obviously it's gonna it's gonna be a

00:32:58you know a different scenario for those guys who've been stealers for a while like cam awart tj watt

00:33:03um you know they're gonna have to get used to mccarthy the way he goes about business but i think

00:33:08so far so good you know i'm excited about the offense i really am because i think that was a

00:33:13big

00:33:13part of the stealers these last five years uh the offense is atrocious so we'll see hopefully he

00:33:21could put in some new plays new system yeah let's get into yeah let's get a new question yep that's

00:33:24right um all right next question oh here we go oh this is okay from dave from swamp scott massachusetts

00:33:32he says alex or alex who you got can somebody fill me in on this i got alex yeah i'm

00:33:40gonna take

00:33:40alex still i'm gonna take out but i but i i need to know what this is about i've seen

00:33:45the clips and i

00:33:46just don't understand it i think uh so so that's kind of where i'm at okay where i've watched five

00:33:53or

00:33:53six breakdowns and i still have no understanding of the situation i think i can explain it for you guys

00:33:59okay um they're in a beef about the fact that they have a beef okay so they neither side has

00:34:08released what the beef is about they're just beefing it's beef and so people are waiting to find out

00:34:15what the beef is going to be but we don't know yet big t you're probably pretty studied up on

00:34:20this

00:34:20what do you what i i got a quick question yeah what the hell are we talking about okay so

00:34:25good

00:34:25question big t uh alex earl or alex cooper they're fighting they're fighting with each other they're

00:34:32they're sniping at each other they're making little comments behind the scenes uh on social media then

00:34:38uh people are trying to figure out whose side to take but we don't know what the fight's about but

00:34:42it's all anyone's talking about so everyone's talking about the fight that no one knows what it

00:34:48is yeah now if this was like logan paul and tom brady i'd be like this is a work and

00:34:53something's gonna happen they've been building up to their building up yeah uh but with these two

00:34:58maybe this is wrestlemania beef i don't know maybe yeah maybe alex earl comes out yeah these two would

00:35:03lead you to believe it's not a work i don't think that they're doing a work no what's the i

00:35:07don't

00:35:08want to get in trouble here because i'm already constantly flirting with dave and dan hating me what

00:35:12what's the barstool like who am i supposed to cheer for here what's the company line i i don't know

00:35:17so brianna and whose side is she on whatever side chicken fries on that's the side you're on

00:35:23if you're thinking about job security yeah yeah whatever side chicken fries on you you got her

00:35:27back okay so which side is bri on uh she weighed in and i think she's team alex okay alex

00:35:33or alex

00:35:33team alex so you are don't worry about any of that t bob you're just on chicken fry side yeah

00:35:39yeah

00:35:39i'm i'm a plan i'm a plan brie boy they call me brie bob yeah brie bob i like that

00:35:43all right you

00:35:44know transitioning from the alex talk we got our uh last question now coming right up

00:35:51okay here we go pft will you give jerry a thousand dollars if you can whistle the national anthem

00:35:55from matt from chicago uh there was a great video this was at the baltimore orioles game big t did

00:36:01you

00:36:02see this i did as a whistler no i did not see i love whistling so i love whistling so

00:36:07big t i know is a

00:36:08great whistler like he's one of the best that we got uh they brought out a world champion whistler

00:36:13to whistle the national anthem before the hell yeah and it was amazing it was just dude's incredible

00:36:19at it uh big t can you just a little sample because we can't use the video

00:36:27wow that's pretty good right that's really good jerry can you do it yeah i can try i love whistling

00:36:33and i

00:36:33fancy myself a whistler and you have you can't do it you have a depth we have we had some

00:36:39people try

00:36:40to do a whistling competition here to disprove that i was the best whistler and they quit it halfway

00:36:44through because i was lapping the competition you have a depth to your whistle that is hard to achieve

00:36:51it's incredible the key is you got to learn how to whistle breathing in so that you can never stop

00:36:56yeah yeah yeah i can do that i just can't do it with the wow

00:37:06are we standing up

00:37:08are we standing up

00:37:13oh

00:37:23oh

00:37:28oh

00:37:36oh

00:37:37oh

00:38:02hey listen if if you own a major league baseball team white socks i'm looking in your

00:38:08direction maybe i won't do the white socks i'd only do wrigley all right we got more wake up

00:38:13coming up next if you own the chicago cubs and want big t to whistle the national anthem i'm not

00:38:19i don't do second i was gonna get whistle cupped here dude i thought that was that was that was

00:38:24that was and that was that was a b minus performance

00:38:33all right welcome back america

00:38:36one of our favorite people of all time john gruden has a new quarterback class with taylon green

00:38:42let's check it out right now

00:38:45or three six i gotta ask you this because i've heard you get off when people say what about playing

00:38:50other positions you know hey don't don't bring that up to me yeah well hell i'm an offensive coach

00:38:55and i've studied offensive players my whole life yeah and i ain't never seen a guy six six

00:39:00230 that run four three six is that a 43 and a half inch vertical yes sir and that's an

00:39:0711 foot

00:39:08two broad jump yes sir that's never been done in the history of the combine by any quarterback no

00:39:12sir not vic not lamar not anybody no and the only guy that has these measurables is a guy named

00:39:19megatron you ever heard of this guy oh definitely so what if i said hey man i i really have

00:39:25a vision

00:39:25uh-huh pretty good offensive coach got a hell of a quarterback we could really use a calvin johnson

00:39:31would you be interested in and being a wide out i mean you know matt jones right yeah did he

00:39:37play

00:39:37quarterback at arkansas he did and what did he get drafted by the jaguars in the first round

00:39:42what did jacksonville do to his ass receiver would you do it no i'm a quarterback throwing through

00:39:48what if i beg you nah i know what i am i got my belief in myself here we are

00:39:53we're on defense here

00:39:54yeah i'm telling it's a four down front let me hear you four down so that's all you say yeah

00:40:00four down set hut what if you want to go on a hard count i would just say we'll be

00:40:04like on delta so

00:40:05i'll say delta delta hut look at this what are you doing at boisey what was your snap count

00:40:08it was just like alpha let me hear it let me see it alpha oh god oh god you got

00:40:16a new count today

00:40:17you ready talk to me set up it's like taylan two syllables one word set up we're gone we're going

00:40:23on a quick count okay if we're going on one which we're going to go 90 of the time we've

00:40:28got a lot

00:40:28of shifts and motions and all kind of yes sir always start it set up now it's color number color

00:40:33number and now off that second color number we're rolling right into set hut again gotcha set up

00:40:39blue 85 blue 85 set up okay so how do we sound when we're going on a quick count

00:40:48nice how do we sound when we go on one side 180 what is that beautiful you always smile like

00:40:55that

00:40:56oh gotta smile gotta have fun i mean i love it man you're a confident dude aren't you yes sir

00:41:00okay

00:41:01let's hear a hard count here we go i mean hell the owners out there oh yeah all the fans

00:41:05come out

00:41:06we need a great presence let's go tuesday tuesday

00:41:15that's the best we've had here come on open your hips down at red lines down at red line

00:41:22that's the ball right there beauty beat them over the top with speed

00:41:26we got all we need right here we got taylor green i'm like a rapper come on beat them over

00:41:32the top

00:41:32with speed we got all we need with taylor green

00:41:37ron

00:41:37oh this is taylor green arkansas razorback what's that noise they make

00:41:45oh pig suey teach it to us oh pig suey let's all try it you ready

00:41:53oh pig suey we could do better than that man i mean hell

00:41:58all right here we go oh pig suey

00:42:02oh man nobody better than john gruden he's the best nobody better i i love this guy by the way

00:42:09taylor green yeah where's he out on your board now now he's one number one number one you want

00:42:14he's a stealer he i mean i just picture green in the back of the jersey in the black and

00:42:19gold

00:42:20i could see it i could see it i i i want the guy i can i can tell yeah

00:42:25if nothing else he'd be

00:42:26exciting and again you probably get him in the third round third fourth round yeah so i guess

00:42:30maybe maybe not want first round right well he's your number one third round pick number one third

00:42:36round pick okay no yeah number one third round pick i i love gruden how just enthusiastic he gets

00:42:40whenever he talks he he's the number i think he likes talking to guys more than anybody else oh yeah

00:42:45i think he's the number one talk to guys guy 100 in the world and when he's doing that interview

00:42:50with him and he's like what is this right here man what am i looking at and it's just words

00:42:55that say

00:42:55like 11.2 broad jump he's like is this 11.2 broad jump yeah he's like yes sir he's like

00:43:01man i've never

00:43:02seen that before uh i i love everything about it gruden's like he is so passionate about uh evaluating

00:43:09quarterbacks and just talking football people and uh i don't know if green's going to be a great

00:43:13nfl quarterback but i i would very much want to take a shot on him as like a flyer yeah

00:43:18you know like

00:43:19there's a lot of upside that you have with a guy yeah it sure looks like it um speaking about

00:43:24upside go get those views up on youtube go check out john gruden's quarterback class uh you like

00:43:31that that was a good one we got more wake up barstool coming up next

00:43:41welcome back wake up barstool family listen boys i don't know about you guys but do you guys realize

00:43:49the amount of legends we're witnessing right now before our very eyes shohei otani dominates and i

00:43:56mean dominates the mets i mean the guy's just a superstar probably i mean right now in my opinion

00:44:02the best baseball player of all time why didn't he bat last night oh i was gonna try to get

00:44:07him

00:44:08don't worry about it oh wait wait okay we can maybe still get him no no yeah he was pitching

00:44:12he was pitching last night yeah he was pitching last night and he got hit by a pitch and he

00:44:16got

00:44:16that's why he got hit by the pitch last night yeah no a couple games ago he got hit by

00:44:19a couple games

00:44:20hit by a pitch yeah that's why he didn't hit last night yeah he is the best baseball player i'll

00:44:24be

00:44:24honest when they when they told me in the earpiece i thought he hit like four home runs well but

00:44:28i mean it

00:44:29is so so and big t you're probably our our best mlb guy on today's show we're not probably you

00:44:35are

00:44:35just just period but uh it is it it really like can you be so good at something that we

00:44:45take it for

00:44:46granted or it almost becomes commonplace yes because i mean shohei's not just the best hitter

00:44:52in the bigs like he could win the cy young his three starts he's two and oh he's got 18

00:44:57innings

00:44:57pitched he's given up one run in the entire i don't think he'll ever be that good enough to

00:45:02win a cy young i mean maybe i'm wrong but uh no he's great he's i mean but he wants

00:45:07to he's been

00:45:08very on the record about it i mean look at the numbers he's putting up right now and he's going

00:45:11deep yeah i mean he's just going up against scoobel and i i would say crochet crochet got shelled the

00:45:16other night yeah um no he's an incredible player it does suck that he plays on the west coast

00:45:24and like like people don't watch him like he's just even on the dodgers he's still just kind of

00:45:34i don't want to say toiling because he's on the best team in the league but like

00:45:38we're not watching dodgers games all that often so is it a reflection of baseball as a whole

00:45:43is it the fact that he's not american is it like i said is it just that he's so good

00:45:49that we almost

00:45:49take it for granted i think it's that and the west coast thing he's become too good that yeah

00:45:55that it actually hurts smith at this point yeah it is like every night he does something yeah he

00:45:59does something insane that has been done the game that he had in the playoffs last year that's the

00:46:03best baseball game that anyone's ever played in the history of the sport so he's like he's

00:46:07incredible i don't i don't know if that we're taking him for granted yet i think there is some

00:46:11truth to what big t said about the west coast when he plays late night games not all of america

00:46:17gets

00:46:17to watch it uh but yeah he's he's the best he's the best he he uh had like i think

00:46:22he said he had

00:46:23three pitches in a row that uh were over 100 miles an hour last night just because he felt like

00:46:28throwing hard well yeah it was like i didn't wow i can't throw i can't throw my hardest all the

00:46:31time

00:46:32but in this part of the game i was like okay i should probably try my heart try me hottest

00:46:37and

00:46:37that's a lost art in pitching these kids now they just throw 100 max effort every pitch

00:46:42well and what's crazy it's like the context of it too he gives up his first run of the season

00:46:47yeah and it's man on second and third he's like okay i gotta juice it up what does he do

00:46:51four

00:46:51pitches over 100 he comes back the next inning he strikes out the side yeah he ends it with a

00:46:5773

00:46:57mile an hour curveball yeah and then i'm looking up because i'm seeing i mean he's like okay he

00:47:01throws a sweeper he throws a splitter he has that crazy curve he throws six to seven pitches at

00:47:07a professional level and he's the best hitter in the league unheard of is he underpaid already

00:47:14we are i mean well what they're paying him right now yes with a deferred contract right yeah he won't

00:47:20be underpaid in 2060 by the way i uh i said he was going up against scoobal and crochet he's

00:47:26obviously

00:47:26in the national league so he's against skeins and right but it's it's tough to be like the i i

00:47:33think

00:47:33he's a top five pitcher in baseball but i don't know that he's okay all right let's name him

00:47:39skeins sale crochet scoobal um you'd have to give me give me the next break i'll come up with

00:47:47i think he's in that conversation for the fifth though is it also fair to say though that is it

00:47:51also fair to say that like we haven't seen his ceiling pitching he's at the two ucl injuries now

00:47:57he's coming back from this one he looks like this yeah i mean if he didn't if he wasn't also

00:48:01the

00:48:01best hitter he could probably dedicate himself just to pitching and no no what i'm saying though

00:48:05in in this world that we're in have we like it's possible as he's hitting he seems to be doing

00:48:11this

00:48:11pitching yeah like like it's possible like he's still getting better at it it's it let me ask you

00:48:17t bob would he strike himself out um no yes because good pitching always well how many at bats

00:48:24all right let's say that i think in 10 at bats yeah he's getting four hits yeah he's probably 300

00:48:30i think

00:48:31i agree with that because i'm good of a hitter he is and a homer so one home run yeah

00:48:34four hits

00:48:35how many bases like any other there's one double mixed in there he walks is it i one walk i

00:48:43think

00:48:43you'd be four hits one walk and a homer i think he'd be careful pitching to himself

00:48:48yeah i mean you don't know himself yeah he's going to know himself yeah you don't want to lay one

00:48:51in

00:48:52there too well yeah it is uh it is it is it is wild to me i think i think

00:48:57it's also like okay

00:48:58qui-gon jinn has the old line in phantom menace where he says there's always a bigger fish and we

00:49:04all know that and and that is like essentially true except by literal definition you eventually

00:49:13have to find the biggest fish right like you have to be the true top best and with how baseball's

00:49:20become

00:49:20mike trout worldwide now he's big fish big fish but there's a bigger fish tim salmon big fish

00:49:28but joe is a bigger fish i think those are all the fish andrew fisher andrew fisher catcher a fish

00:49:33didn't get that but there's always a bigger fish no i guess i guess what i'm saying i i don't

00:49:38know

00:49:38exactly how to verbalize this but i do think it's incredible that like uh we we're very lucky that

00:49:44we live in a day and age where baseball's being globalized and so you're literally pulling from

00:49:50almost the full billions of people on the planet the billions of genetic computations yeah and so

00:49:56like we we like who knows if he's anybody be better well if he's born 80 years ago he would

00:50:01have had all this natural talent potential but we were never able to see it babe ruth babe ruth was

00:50:05pretty good at pitching and hitting right yes no absolutely yeah no i know what you're saying

00:50:09like i wonder this sometimes about the fastest man alive like is can can we run faster than usain

00:50:15bolt i know gout gout is out there yeah but like uh like usain bolt broke the world record by

00:50:21so much

00:50:21in the 100 meter dash like at some point the human body won't be able to go any faster and

00:50:26you're saying

00:50:26like at some point the human body won't be able to throw baseball anymore i guess even even even then

00:50:31raising the ceiling i'm more just pointing out that we are looking at a prodigy level talent a la

00:50:39like like a mozart like like jengis khan like caesar like like this is a it's just he's unparalleled this

00:50:47is like one of the great men of history i do want to talk about we talked about this on

00:50:52macro a little

00:50:52bit today uh the 48 game on base streak a streak can't cross seasons the whole point of a streak

00:50:59is that

00:51:00you're you're hot you're doing it day after day i actually have no problem in the street crossing

00:51:05season i'm okay with it too as long because we didn't get down to the bottom of this i'm okay

00:51:09with it crossing seasons as long as it didn't also ignore the playoffs yes i hate those but i think

00:51:14it

00:51:15does if it was like the end of the regular season and then we threw out what happened the playoffs

00:51:19and

00:51:19he had some games where because i he might have had some games where he didn't get on base in

00:51:23the

00:51:23playoffs yeah so i'm with you if that's the case he wasn't i don't think he was amazing until

00:51:28like the nlcs if i he had a couple bad games sprinkled in there offensively yeah um but

00:51:34if it skipped the playoffs and then it resumed at the start of this regular season yeah i agree i

00:51:38don't care we can throw the side i'm against it it is crazy to think about what if like football

00:51:42was

00:51:43global dude what what what football prodigies and football freaks and talents are are being wasted

00:51:50because they were born in the wrong country right now so you're doing the opposite of our soccer thing

00:51:55like if we just had all our best athletes play soccer you're saying what if other countries had

00:52:00their guys play football yeah yeah i just i just wonder like what what what shohei otani level

00:52:04talent could be out there that would just blow our mind just be the best quarterback would be a

00:52:08country that would dominate you think i think i think dagestan would have some incredible linebackers

00:52:13well they know how to tackle yeah they'd have some incredible middle linebackers yeah like

00:52:17i don't know if they're that big well i'm sure there's a bunch of big people there's some there's

00:52:21some big guys out there yeah yeah yeah i think uh probably a lot of norse a lot of norsemen

00:52:26that

00:52:26would make for great tight ends yeah yeah a lot of the scandinavian tribes i mean look new zealand i

00:52:32mean look at the all blacks dude yeah yeah great team great team look at steven adams fan team yeah

00:52:38we got uh we got 18 brothers and sisters they're all over six feet tall shout out shohei though yeah

00:52:43shout out freaking man we got uh we're gonna go to break right now but coming back

00:52:48from break we got rachel nichols she's gonna be joining the show everybody knows rachel nichols

00:52:53right sure yeah yeah so we're excited about that nba legend yes all right welcome back america

00:53:06listen we're waiting on rachel nichols she'll be joining us shortly can we can we talk about the

00:53:11elephant in the room okay what the fact that everybody's tweeting they're like you better

00:53:15hosting the show than me this is crazy no no no no yeah big t you're gonna say this to

00:53:20me as my

00:53:20face i'm sitting next to you i think that's more respectable yeah i guess you know how it goes

00:53:24tebow the backup quarterback's always the most popular you can't give him a shot i need him to

00:53:28throw a pick yeah no i mean i i'm probably gonna throw a pick i need him he can have

00:53:33a hot game or two

00:53:33and then i need like a four game losing streak right i love the i love the ipad like this

00:53:38yeah yeah it's

00:53:39good ball security look at that high and tight but the the air condition in barstool as a whole

00:53:47yeah i don't know what's going on we can't do it just it just comes on and there's nothing we

00:53:51can do

00:53:51no yeah we got the plants back here look like they're they're at the beach they're just waving

00:53:56in the wind we're in a hurricane but it's it's almost every room in the building some rooms it's just

00:54:03not able to have ac and it's just hot and then some rooms are just freezing yeah it is actually

00:54:10it's a wind tunnel i'm sure it's coming through on the mics too

00:54:15i hate this building big t you said uh what was it in college that's crazy right in the dorm

00:54:20room

00:54:20something happened yeah in college uh they they turned our heat on in like october in knoxville

00:54:26tennessee where it's still 80 degrees and i was like can we turn this off and they were like it's

00:54:31controlled by some company in colorado i was like well that seems really uh bad why why do

00:54:38why can't i control it yeah so then i had to buy all this stuff on amazon to try to

00:54:43cover up the vent

00:54:44because my bed was right next to the vent i was sweating it was terrible then you make a fire

00:54:48hazard

00:54:48but this i mean the air just comes on and it you you freeze i had a funny story about

00:54:54air bad deal

00:54:55my my mom oh um when i used to live with my mom and my nanny who is my grandmother

00:55:01uh who was a very

00:55:03mean woman uh my mom had to put a lock box on the uh on the thing yeah because my

00:55:09my grandmother which

00:55:10i have uh like no idea how but um because she was she was like really fat she was like

00:55:17400 and something

00:55:18pounds she was all she was always freezing always freezing always freezing yeah so she would put the

00:55:25heat up to like 80 degrees that's a grandma thing yeah we would come home whenever i come from school

00:55:31my mom would come home from work and my mom would just snap she would snap to the point where

00:55:35she got

00:55:35the lock box she locked up she locked up the thermostat sometimes that's necessary it's a fair detail by you

00:55:43with the weight thing though big t because i'm iro jerry because i'm with you big t like normally

00:55:47that is a grandma thing but they're normally kind of frail grandmothers right yeah no i haven't seen

00:55:51a 400 pound grandmother right yeah she was a house yeah she was i told the story already she was

00:55:58your

00:55:58nanny and your grandma well no no she was like not an actual i called her nanny gotcha gotcha yeah

00:56:03yeah

00:56:03yeah but uh she was a diabetic she passed away on her birthday oh r.i.p you guys didn't

00:56:08know this

00:56:08story this is an iconic jerry jerry did tell the story what is this i'm not going to tell it

00:56:15again

00:56:15unless you could promise you never heard it i've never heard it eric i've heard it eric has heard

00:56:20i've heard it but i'll sit this one out okay so so pretty much my nanny her name was marie

00:56:24um she was a diabetic and um she was in a nursing home uh because i went to arizona i

00:56:31wasn't able to

00:56:32take care of her anymore my mom had to work during the day long story short anyway um she it

00:56:37was her

00:56:37birthday right yeah she wanted um we got the the popeye shrimp tackle box by the way she was a

00:56:43diabetic did i mention that yeah she was severely overweight diabetic she was 89 years old um so

00:56:48she wanted a shrimp tackle box for dinner so i bought her the shrimp tackle box we we had a

00:56:53good

00:56:53time we had a shrimp tackle box and then she she wanted uh dessert so we got dessert for her

00:56:59right we

00:57:00sang happy birthday and then uh the ice cream sundae and then i got home showered went to bed woke

00:57:07up

00:57:07and then in the middle of the night she's dead she she died on her birthday and still to this

00:57:14day

00:57:14my mom says i killed her mother now she was 89 she was 89 that's a true story american that's

00:57:24not a

00:57:24that's a true story i am not trying to to laugh at this yeah that was delivered in the most

00:57:32insane

00:57:32way that i could possibly well no i love her to death she was like my one one you know

00:57:37what i

00:57:37mean yeah literally jerry i mean you got her shrimp tackle box and ice cream sundae it does sound like

00:57:42she she was peaceful she had a heart attack in her sleep so she was happy listen i'll can i

00:57:47say

00:57:47something this is on the record obviously she's been wanting to die since she's 40 years old

00:57:52she was she was one of those grandmothers that she wake up every every day i hate it i want

00:57:56to die i

00:57:57want to die i hate it whatever she complained about everything um but yeah i mean she she went

00:58:02out like she wanted this is not energy we've been missing on this show in the morning like t bob

00:58:07is

00:58:07super positive like jerry jerry's just keeping it real like my grandma wanted to die since the day she

00:58:13was born welcome back to wake up barstool yeah and she had the best she had the best life ever

00:58:18she

00:58:18would just wake up um she had a a friend who would come over uh and and he would make

00:58:24her coffee in

00:58:25the morning and whatnot she watched the prices right then she would send she had like a an aid

00:58:31that would come help you know like one of those aids yeah yeah the day she would send her to

00:58:34the

00:58:34grocery store she sent her with money if the lady came back and like the grocery store charged her

00:58:39like an extra five cents or something with a coupon she'd send the aid back for the five cents

00:58:44she was a yeah she was like a great woman terrible person at the same time but um you know

00:58:49yeah she

00:58:50had a great she had a great life made up of paradox yeah she had a great she had a

00:58:53great life

00:58:54welcome back wake up barstool here on fs1 guys uh look nfl draft season is here uh what that means

00:59:03it's a lot of tough decisions to be made these nfl gms are staying up at night they're watching film

00:59:11they're talking to scouts they're trying to figure out who do we select can be incredibly tough to judge

00:59:17okay that's why i'm so happy that we have the perfect person to adjudicate these decisions and that's

00:59:24our guy judge jerry all rise now proceeding judge jerry thank you gentlemen please be seated please

00:59:33be seated thank you jerry thank you sir thank you your honor sorry didn't mean to not use the correct

00:59:38title that's fine that's fine jerry you're rocking the shorts and the robe or is there anything

00:59:44underneath that yeah they're shorts okay all right just making sure making sure you got something on

00:59:50there yeah uh jerry i love this time of year for you because you uh you pay attention to like

00:59:55three

00:59:55or four college football games a year yep i'd say like at the end of the season oh yeah but

00:59:59then you

00:59:59lock in on your guys before the draft yeah which i found one today we got one today yeah we

01:00:03got green

01:00:03got green got one today taylin taylin taylin taylin taylin so we're gonna ask you to judge some uh some

01:00:08blind resumes i actually love this i'm excited actually all right let's see let's get these uh let's get our

01:00:14first crop of players up on the screen here so we going okay so one one on each side okay

01:00:19um do we

01:00:21know the position yeah these are quarterbacks okay six two two oh eight six four two twenty i like that

01:00:28more three thousand five hundred three seven yards three eight one three 28 tds 30 tds more picks

01:00:34though better completion percentage son of d1 head coach i don't like that you don't like coach's son

01:00:42no i don't like for a quarterback they're going to be because because the backup might have been better

01:00:46than him but it might have been the son of it might not be his wasn't it wasn't it might

01:00:51not be his

01:00:52coach okay fair dog is an instagram story i hate that yeah that's a minus um neck and dad played

01:00:59linebacker at navy for the other guy we should have added uh butthole lies on wow there's a lot i

01:01:05don't

01:01:05like here i'll be honest the three how do you feel about the lambo yeah i'm out that just that

01:01:09just

01:01:10turned me completely off long neck and dad played linebacker at navy long neck um i guess the

01:01:16quarterback that would be good right yeah because it makes your eyes yeah um i can't get off the lambo

01:01:22i'm gonna go with the left all right the guy on the left all right there you go you've selected

01:01:27ty simpson from alabama okay over carson back he's good right yeah i i would say back that's okay he

01:01:33transferred to miami yes okay yeah i would say that consensus says that ty simpson is qb2 so i think

01:01:40yeah you you judge this perfectly he's been climbing up he's been he's been elevating so where would you

01:01:46rank this guy as far as quarterbacks in the draft whoa after ty simpson it just seems like it's an

01:01:53everybody else situation okay there's nuss meyer who people see it seems like nuss is maybe moving

01:01:57to the top of that tee would you agree with that i don't know i haven't heard anything about nuss

01:02:02meyer but i think carson back stinky stinky stinky i would take a shot on nussie yeah it seems like

01:02:09people he was hurt last year what you're gonna drive value down yeah yeah okay okay six one wow

01:02:17small guy 205 66 224 another coach's kid what's up with that that's crazy father is an nfl oc i'd

01:02:27like

01:02:27that though oh really the nfl oc i like that moved 12 times growing up i dealt with a lot

01:02:34of adversity

01:02:35i love that yeah okay hell yeah been through the ringer sister played d1 basketball 660

01:02:44overall recruit out of high school that's not good right no but that's crazy at 6 6 224 that's wild

01:02:5019 touchdowns 11 interceptions but that's only 12 touchdowns and five picks yeah that guy kind

01:02:57of stunk look at 19 1900 yards though he's probably yeah games or something oh man um just stinky

01:03:03you might be poopy maybe he's not that stinky big team maybe he just like you know i had a

01:03:07lot of

01:03:07how tall was dub flutie uh 5 10 5 9 maybe yeah so he could still sling the rock right

01:03:14talk to

01:03:15flutie yesterday he's incredible dude he's one of the best athletes we got give me the 6 1 guy i

01:03:19love

01:03:19the father is the nfl i think he nailed it again that's no smire dude but but that's your boy

01:03:24okay

01:03:24that's tailing green on the right though ah man yeah you missed out on him damn how is he 6

01:03:3160 overall

01:03:32coming out of high school i i don't know how is that possible i i don't understand because he

01:03:36ended up at boise maybe he went to like a no name school yeah but i mean like at the

01:03:41very at the

01:03:42very least given how athletic he is and his size you would think that there was size alone maybe he

01:03:46grew after he got to college i don't know you told me tyron matthews a two-star coming out i'm

01:03:50like

01:03:51okay yeah i get that i can see it because he's just a massive overachiever for yeah but physically

01:03:56taylor green looks apart i don't know damn i kind of wish i picked the right oh yeah i know

01:04:01what are you gonna do all right next up we got okay this is receiver yeah okay see yeah see

01:04:06i know

01:04:06how to judge receivers i wish i had pictures of the ankle is that your best position i and the

01:04:10ankles

01:04:10have you ever heard that theory so coach o when he came here a few months ago he was talking

01:04:16about

01:04:17that with d lineman really that they're all about the ankles yeah all the scouts love ankles yeah

01:04:23like athleticism speed power exactly it's like it's like we're back in the the flapper girl era

01:04:29i i remember talking to uh coach bielema and he said that when you meet a meet a recruit

01:04:33always uh try to shake the mom's brother's hand he's like that's that's how you can tell

01:04:39how strong they're gonna be i love by the by the mom's brother's handshake yeah i love that all

01:04:44right so this guy coached by heinz ward walks barefoot to ground himself okay that's like matt collins yeah

01:04:52yeah yeah matt collins kind of like nine 61 catches 711 yards eight touchdowns 6-2 200

01:04:576-3 195 51 catches 875 yards nine touchdowns born in chicago left during covid first team academic

01:05:09all-american

01:05:12i'm gonna go with the right yeah i agree i'm gonna go with the right here boys i agree

01:05:18so you're going over the guy that's coached by heinz ward yeah yeah what's up with that uh you know

01:05:24i listen i love heinz ward great great great guy i just i can't get off the barefoot the barefoot

01:05:29to ground himself matt collins also is not like a really really good wide receiver i think he's

01:05:36yeah he's he's solid solid solid yeah yeah wr3 yeah that's this guy uh cornell tate from ohio

01:05:42oh yeah that guy's a monster ohio's tate yeah george ward tice is also a uh uh a monster oh

01:05:49really

01:05:49yeah yeah but by tate tate but to your point i think you're right because tate is viewed consensus

01:05:55one so you say i'm probably three for three right now uh yeah if we're going off of the draft

01:06:00yes

01:06:01intelligentsia yes okay all right so we're rolling we're rolling to jerry's i wonder why

01:06:06he left during covid i don't know probably go to college got it all right another receivers

01:06:15college for three years okay we're still in covid 201 511 i'll tell you small 195 79 catches

01:06:251156 yards 11 touchdowns lifelong skateboarder probably really good ankles

01:06:30very true probably i don't even need to see anything else good point i'm going with the

01:06:35guy on the right oh wow you weren't freaked out by his interviews at the combine then yeah what was

01:06:42it what what uh stares awkwardly at reporters he's got he's got a weird vibe about him really he had

01:06:48a moment where he just he looked at all the reporters like he would like to possibly murder

01:06:54really i saw oh that's not the vibe i got okay something something else oh don't worry about it

01:07:00all right he uh he kind of had the vibes of like the snake off a jungle book a little

01:07:04bit jerry i'll do

01:07:05my best to recreate the look he gave oh yes go tight on go tight on t here guys we

01:07:11have to go

01:07:11have a tee for this uh it's gonna be okay there we go yeah this one yeah yeah

01:07:21that's what he did for like 20 seconds yeah you know what i actually love that because nfl high

01:07:26lemon star wide receivers are very weird that's a very good point yeah that's true kyle lemon he's a

01:07:31beast is that omar cooper on on the left there that's what it says yeah yeah it is oh i

01:07:38didn't

01:07:38know we had names the entire time i didn't know that either yeah you serious yeah dead serious i

01:07:42had no idea gotcha i just noticed that too see let me and jerry are so locked in on the

01:07:47resumes there

01:07:48we don't even see names i think i'm four for four you are four i think so yeah wow all

01:07:53right 2026

01:07:55nfl draft line resume 6 3 275 okay are these linebackers these are uh defensive linemen okay

01:08:04defensive possibly slash edge okay 6 3 250 52 tackles 14 and a half sacks brother played football

01:08:11at harvard bachelor's degree from stanford do you trust a smart guy rushing the past i do i do trust

01:08:18a smart guy do you want a dumb guy rushing the past i think cj wadsmart yeah he's smart guy

01:08:23i i think

01:08:24i actually yeah you know what if it's if it's like a linebacker or defensive tackle

01:08:29i think especially a kicker i want a dumb kicker yeah because like you know over thing yeah they

01:08:35can't be self-conscious yeah yeah but i think i think now the way the nfl has gone edge is

01:08:40a uh

01:08:40that's a thinking man's position you think yeah yeah angles and all that what to do like certain

01:08:46situations yeah like who are the best edge rushers in the game right now tj watt miles garrett both

01:08:51guys that you would describe as being like thoughtful yeah yeah yeah i guess i mean you're not guys that

01:08:56are like deliberate about things yeah yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go with the guy on the left here

01:09:01interesting and the only okay so so my theory was right the hurricane i figured in my head that

01:09:07might be the reuben uh cane guy reuben bay you know who else was called the hurricane reuben carter

01:09:12yep good movie great movie great song hurricane yeah great song mincy can't sing that one no not all

01:09:19the words oh okay got it got it got it wait uh david bay so you're not at all you're

01:09:24not at all

01:09:24worried about reuben bayne's short arms alligator arms yeah nah i mean yeah but for the sake of the

01:09:31show in the segment i was reading about him yesterday and apparently he's got a big like a

01:09:36wide chest so even though he's got short arms his wingspan isn't like abnormally small like his like

01:09:43his arms okay his arms would be considered to be i think like at the bottom one percent of defensive

01:09:49linemen that are really yeah they're like it's a strange body type that he has but his chest is

01:09:54wide enough where like his total but he needs reach out but is that just more surface area for

01:10:00the linemen to hit kind of yeah that's a good point a bigger target yeah like that's wasted space

01:10:05yeah exactly like your torso that is not arm yeah it's kind of wasted space yeah now now this might

01:10:12be the first one i believe where you've maybe zagged yeah on on on the accepted i think everybody's

01:10:19on david bayley one yes david bayley is going to be uh a very high draft pick although i think

01:10:25i mean

01:10:25they're both going to be high draft picks but i think david bayley has the edge in terms of

01:10:29all the experts i'm not i'm not 100 and i believe the jets might have did they just cancel their

01:10:34visit

01:10:34with david bayley i i think it was it was a story that came out last night it was either

01:10:38him or or

01:10:39uh i'm i think it was him um but i don't think that means i think the jets might still

01:10:45go ahead

01:10:45a little smoke screen a smoke screen season and i think that it might be like we know that we

01:10:49want

01:10:49to draft you we're going to save our visits for somebody else it's a little fud yeah got it

01:10:53trying to muddy the waters a little bit all right jerry that was that's jerry excellent job

01:10:57jerry judge jerry sharp eye yeah sharp eye can't get anything past him all right coming up next guys

01:11:05ask wub hashtag ask wub on twitter you can ask us anything we had an extra long segment we did

01:11:10a

01:11:10ton of questions so uh take us a break jerry yeah we'll be back with ask wub coming right coming

01:11:16right up that's right i love it give him a gavel bang it yep

01:11:30all right welcome back in welcome back in um

01:11:33tweet at us actually ask wub we're gonna do that segment shortly but before that i want to

01:11:39talk about soccer okay soccer's been on my mind since the holland uh card situation we were talking

01:11:45about what are your thoughts on soccer boys you guys like soccer i'm pro soccer i'm pro world cup

01:11:50yeah yeah i am i'm pro world cup okay which which game of the u.s is jerry in the

01:11:55world cup are you

01:11:55most looking forward to right now of the the group stage games oh man um you know you know big

01:12:00t i'm

01:12:01italian so i'm thinking about italy right now um and it's which of their games are you looking

01:12:06forward to none because they didn't make the world cup okay there we go yeah good which is bad for

01:12:09us

01:12:10and the italians like the italians are dying out exactly yeah you know as you've discussed as i

01:12:14discuss italians are dead yeah uh listen i am i i'm very excited for the world cup i love international

01:12:21soccer i don't really care much for like the epl although the tottenham story is very funny to me

01:12:26the fact that they they might get relegated and they're i think they've got like tottenham's on

01:12:31the edge of getting yeah they're big six if right now they would be really didn't they finally just

01:12:35win the epl like a couple years ago for the first time nope not even close they got close

01:12:41uh tottenham famously has never won the epl okay i thought like a few years ago they were getting

01:12:45close they weren't maybe i'm getting my wires hearts with liverpool because they had liverpool

01:12:50has won it many times yeah uh but yeah tottenham might get relegated which would be very very

01:12:54funny if that happened but no i i'm excited about the world cup because i love the world cup and

01:12:58international soccer uh and then on the eve of the world cup the u.s just uh lost our director

01:13:04of

01:13:04soccer for like the u.s soccer federation whose name rhymes with soccer which is interesting weird

01:13:10matt crocker left and he went to go to saudi arabia to do another role yeah they have their pocket

01:13:19books

01:13:19are open now because they can spend the live money well the the live money is probably going to dry

01:13:23up at

01:13:23the end of this year that was a wild 12 hours in saudi arabia yeah i guess they've had some

01:13:29pretty

01:13:29wild wild days they they uh and and we love live here on uh wake up barstool but uh they've

01:13:35been

01:13:35the saudis have been funding the live league to the tune of a hundred million dollars a month for the

01:13:41last three years wow yeah that's um that's a pricey investment that's a that's a lot that's a lot

01:13:49and i don't think they've been exactly like raking in revenue handover yeah maybe i don't know what

01:13:53the roi they're probably you know i don't know i don't know what i do know the u.s has

01:13:58to win this

01:13:59group yes the highest ranked team we saw this team advance from the group of death what was that 14

01:14:06maybe uh how many years ago like like it would be it it's it they're in horrible form entering

01:14:11they have to they have to know and you know the other teams in the group yeah turkey paraguay

01:14:18and australia yep good yeah i mean paraguay paraguay we do have to advance because it's not only just

01:14:25like yeah we're we're better than australia we should beat australia we should beat paraguay turkey

01:14:29i think is going to be we should beat a lot of south and central american teams that we don't

01:14:34that we

01:14:34don't beat yeah turkey is going to be a challenge i think they're a pretty good team uh but the

01:14:38way the

01:14:38format's set up this year it's like not only the top two teams in half the groups the third team's

01:14:44going to advance too yeah like we no excuse there's no excuse for us to not if you're the third

01:14:48team

01:14:48you're going to be playing like really germany in the round of 32 a really good team do you think

01:14:53good friend of the show uh do you think alexi lawless wants the u.s to lose no no he's

01:14:58too american

01:14:59but he would be set up for an all-time good alexi lawless rant oh for the rant yeah like

01:15:05we've had

01:15:05we've had alexi lawless rants that have stood the test of time but even this would be depths

01:15:11unplumbed as of yet yeah by the u.s mnt it would be kind of crazy like so we lost

01:15:16our director of

01:15:17soccer i i don't think that anyone's accused this guy of being like really excellent at its job

01:15:23because of where u.s soccer is right now yeah um so maybe i don't think it's going to be

01:15:27a massive

01:15:28loss he did hire the coach that we have right now also uh his name's matt crocker right yeah

01:15:34very american sounding name he's a welshman oh is he yeah he's a welshman wow yeah not even

01:15:40american i mean we we have to we have to get out of the group we have to win at

01:15:43least one game no we

01:15:45have to win the group we have to win the group but i'm saying like bare minimum i want to

01:15:49see us win

01:15:50one game in the knockout stage at least well yeah because now winning a knockout game is only getting

01:15:54to where getting out of the group got you before yeah yeah so we have to win two teams are

01:15:59there

01:15:5948 okay and then 32 make it to the knockout this is a new format it used to be 32

01:16:07and 16 would make

01:16:09it out gotcha and we got some questions coming in from ask wubs oh okay let's go we're gonna get

01:16:14to

01:16:14that that wants to know yeah ah yes oh man lu garig wally pip t i don't like i i

01:16:23feel a little

01:16:23betrayed by you right now i really don't like how emphatic you're being but you listen you know i'm a

01:16:28jj

01:16:28guy when he took over for kate i said he was better at that too yeah that's true actually he

01:16:33just does everything better so you're saying even when i have a good voice your voice the voice was

01:16:38yeah i mean jj has something that you can't coach yeah that's true he's not he's not trying to be

01:16:45something he's not you know oh wow so now you're accusing me being fake no i'm just saying you have

01:16:51a you're trying to do it up like a pro which is great that's what we want most of the

01:16:57time but

01:16:57sometimes you just want to watch listen t-bomb it's like it's like listen watching the professional

01:17:02golfers play augusta is fun it's good but if i watch jerry play augusta that would be infinitely

01:17:09more it would be great content i think it's just a one one day thing it's just a one day

01:17:14thing

01:17:14that's it uh thank you posa a2 all right we got another one ask wolf is steph curry the best

01:17:20basketball player ever pound for pound yeah it's not close pound for pound pound for me

01:17:26it's like it for like for his weight i know what it means i'm asking into you use that in

01:17:34a boxing

01:17:34sense to be like this guy's littler but if he was that big he would be so much better what

01:17:39does

01:17:40that mean in a basketball like if you were to assign a number one like is he the best guard

01:17:44ever

01:17:44no assign a number one to 100 in terms of how good he is at basketball and then divide that

01:17:49by his

01:17:50weight and then we get the ratio of how good per pound of stuff like how good at basketball is

01:17:56one

01:17:56pound okay but the top like 50 players ever are all at 100 so then it's just okay then let's

01:18:02make

01:18:02it out of uh out of a thousand scale one to a thousand all right so he's a 970 982

01:18:09out of a

01:18:10thousand okay and then how good is lebron james 996 okay and then how good is michael jordan

01:18:19991 okay can we take those three numbers and then divide them by each guy's weight and then we can

01:18:24find out according to big t yeah i think you're being willfully ignorant i think you just said that

01:18:29this is a sport of giants and you have a but he can't do the things the giants do he

01:18:36he's done

01:18:36things that nobody's ever done he's the best ever at doing what he does he literally changed the

01:18:41fabric of the game i mean he led the three-point revolution and showed how like now you have kids

01:18:47like pulling up from like practicing shots no one just from the logo yeah that's what i'm saying

01:18:52so to be that's actually a bad thing to be that diminutive to be that diminutive he's so good at

01:18:57the

01:18:57game that he ruined it to be that diminutive yes and he's one of the 10 best players ever i'm

01:19:02not

01:19:02yeah and he's tiny so pound for pound he's the best he might be the best okay i recently got

01:19:06a

01:19:06basketball hoop and i i started playing lebron james simulator on it meaning i lowered it to nine feet

01:19:12hell yeah and then i just started like walking around looking at it shooting jump shots feeling

01:19:17this is what it this is what lebron james sees when he's on the court oh i see how easy

01:19:22is

01:19:22basketball is so easy when you're lebron james yeah it's so easy like if i was six foot eight

01:19:28it'd be over for you guys but not when you're steph not when you're steph yeah make your way also

01:19:32again i steph curry is one of the most terrifying people to watch play your favorite team and i loved

01:19:38seeing steph have another flash of that last night oh yeah all right we got uh five david lawrence

01:19:44big t huge ut fan what's your take on the qb situation and out hour an hour okay sorry yep

01:19:54hour mia edge rusher so we'll we'll take the second question first because i think that will

01:20:00be of more interest uh nationally do you guys know about chaz coleman no i've not heard about so chaz

01:20:06coleman was one of the top uh targets in the transfer portal this year he was like top top two

01:20:11or

01:20:11three i think uh went from penn state to tennessee and he just kind of like nobody saw him like

01:20:17all

01:20:17throughout spring practice like nobody knows if he's in trouble if uh what happened uh i i think

01:20:25josh heupel addressed it once uh and didn't really give much of an update but yeah so chaz coleman just

01:20:30kind of was never really out there yeah um so that's a a pretty significant concern uh and then the

01:20:37quarterback battle um from what i i heard this spring i think fason brandon is maybe in a good

01:20:45spot true freshman five star to win that job over george mcintyre um but we'll see there's a long way

01:20:52to go right whenever i hear fason brandon i think it's like a uh a gamer on like a rival

01:20:57team to the

01:20:57bush yeah it's just like walker developed his own yeah it sounds like a gaming company yeah hey it's me

01:21:03hey it's me fason brandon he's from uh where's grimsley high school in north carolina is that

01:21:09greensboro i believe is in greensboro yeah i think he's from greensboro my mom might have gone

01:21:14no she went she was a whirly gig went to greensboro high but i think grimsley is the next door

01:21:19neighbor

01:21:19all right we got hold the bus ask wub you get into an elevator and push button then you see

01:21:26a person

01:21:27coming do you act like you're stopping door from closing in parentheses but don't or hold it open

01:21:35and let them on uh i hold it open i hold it open good for you yeah i hold it

01:21:40open you're you're a big

01:21:41fake no so here's the deal so at my apartment the the elevator buttons are really good i mean when

01:21:47you

01:21:47press it it does what you want yeah and uh and you there are no floor buttons on the elevator

01:21:53you have

01:21:54to put it on like an ipad before you get in oh so so it's that so well because you

01:21:59have to do your

01:21:59key so you you can only go to your floor it's it's a it's a security measure t-bop yeah

01:22:03so if i see

01:22:04somebody on the pad and i'm getting in i mean i'm hammering close yeah and it closes but i feel

01:22:09like i

01:22:10feel like you're staring him in the eye when you're doing it like you're not faking that you're trying to

01:22:14open no i mean i get it and i push close yeah i i want to know from like an

01:22:18elevator technician so if

01:22:19you're like an otis guy or thyson krupp whatever the case may be let me know because i've always

01:22:24thought that if you push the door close button after you select your floor i don't think it speeds

01:22:30up the door closing process yeah i think that there's a standard clock yeah from when you hit

01:22:35the button for the fourth floor it's going to be a four i need you to come to my building

01:22:39at some

01:22:39point though and just see i mean this before you're done pushing door close it's closed wait but so so

01:22:44you

01:22:45don't though you don't like the um the casual elevator interactions no oh i mean who who likes

01:22:51those who they're the best what are you talking about yeah you exchange pleasancies with a stranger

01:22:56maybe you're like you're on vacation they're in a great mood you're in a good mood oh what are you

01:23:00getting in tonight or like you're clearly coming back or something they're like okay all right like

01:23:03they're like oh man it looks like you had some fun tonight this is this is the craziest thing ever

01:23:08with one exception which might be occasionally in like a las vegas elevator oh vegas because everyone's

01:23:14like having a good time i mean that's the top tier everyone's talking already when they get in

01:23:18there they're they're dressed up they're probably like you know just getting back from the casino

01:23:21that can be a fun elevator i've had fun there but that's an insane thing to be like i like

01:23:26getting

01:23:27on like my apartment's elevator and chatting it up with my with my neighbor just a little casual

01:23:32conversation between strangers guys do you do like the dad move of like you do the the fake

01:23:37conductor voice all aboard going down no but that's good i'm gonna add that i'm gonna add that to the

01:23:43repertoire the only time i've talked to somebody on an elevator in the last i don't know six months

01:23:48was a few weeks ago i got on the elevator and this woman goes wow your feet are really big

01:23:53and i was like what what am i supposed to do with that man like oh yeah they are is

01:23:58i'm i'm thank

01:23:59you but i'm taken yeah i mean that's good or you see that and you know what that means

01:24:04big shoes but it was just like like why are we doing this like just leave me alone look we

01:24:08we're

01:24:09alive for 80 years if we're lucky right or 89 until our son yeah our grandson kills us yeah uh

01:24:17we're all we got guys we're all we got on this earth together we got we got to treat us

01:24:21straight

01:24:21we got to interact i love that t-bop i love that all right next one we got cb with

01:24:26the experience

01:24:27from feet to street would jerry have a good resume to scout football players ankles i think i would

01:24:33i think i would what do you look for in an ankle well i mean i would say would you

01:24:39have you want

01:24:40you want to see you want to see that bone pop yeah you want to see that bone out see

01:24:45like i got

01:24:46you can't really see it with mine okay my bones not pop bad ankles i got bad ankles what about

01:24:50this

01:24:51what about that what do you think about that that's that's a good bone i got a good bone yeah

01:24:54you got a

01:24:55good bone there yeah i got like a very uh are my ankles too thick jerry like is this gonna

01:25:01i mean for

01:25:01receiver yeah i wouldn't even if it's a receiver yeah i'm not even okay not even thinking about it

01:25:06like he'd laugh yeah yeah i need to be when we don't need to like just turn around now but

01:25:11what

01:25:11if i walk those up for a line badass feet out of here i don't know about the ankles for

01:25:15linemen also

01:25:16the back of the ankle is very important you want to define to kill you want to define ankle on

01:25:22the back

01:25:22what does that mean you want to see that you want to see the tendon like i want to see

01:25:26that bone in

01:25:28the back that's an achilles do you have do you have a different standard if you're evaluating like

01:25:32a football player as opposed to i i don't know a woman yeah yeah for sure yeah yeah so you

01:25:38don't

01:25:39you don't look for the backbone with a woman no no what about this what about that on the back

01:25:43i mean that's good yeah yeah it's not great okay good okay yeah are you an arch guy yeah arch

01:25:50yeah um anklet like accessories as well no no i i i i mean like a lot of feet guys

01:25:56y'all appreciate

01:25:56like a high arch oh yeah i mean that's that that's the mecca that's the cream of the crop

01:26:01yeah all right listen we're done for today he's got an anklet jerry's like yeah we appreciate you

01:26:07guys watching hope you guys had fun we'll be back next week bye mom i'll be i'll be back tomorrow

01:26:12i'll see you then

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