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00:00:00to wub or not to wub that is the question that you must answer right now as we got a friday wake up
00:00:12barstool that's right the big boys and megan are here we're going to recap last night's stellar
00:00:17thursday night football game we'll preview nfl week 10 we got the crawler corner megan making
00:00:22money corner and the debut of a brand new segment yap or yug and it all starts now on fs1
00:00:29what's happening y'all friday wake up barstool the big boys are back t-bob and mikey kate and dana beers
00:00:57and megan making money guys what's up what's going on how we feeling today feeling great beautiful
00:01:03friday excited great people feeling freshly waxed yes oh yeah me dana and mikey look for the vlog
00:01:11coming out to you from the barstool big boys club we went and got our backs waxed we did
00:01:14back waxes it's tough to say back wax it is it is uh we learned a lot look at that look at that
00:01:22beautiful graphic that's sick very smooth right now wow i love it i no longer have angel wings my
00:01:30lower back hair is gone it's uh it feels pretty good anything else i did get my nipples waxed which
00:01:37was it's created uh just a really odd visual where it's just i the hair just stops around it's
00:01:46that's on though yeah um meg so look we we know now what it uh what it feels like yeah it's uh it's
00:01:53it's tough i mean the first couple of times you got to really breathe in deep and let it out when
00:01:58they when they rip i mean not speaking from someone that has had their back waxed yeah i think i've been
00:02:05there i've been there um well you know what might have been the equivalent of getting your back waxed or
00:02:11something else waxed last night was that thursday night football game yeah pretty um an absolute rock
00:02:18fight of a game sloppy all around but in the end the denver broncos get the eighth get their eighth
00:02:24win of the season most wins in the nfl right now sitting at eight and two they beat the raiders 10 to
00:02:29seven and yesterday going into this game uh the one of the main aspects that we highlighted was the
00:02:35denver bronco pass rush yeah 40 sacks through nine games those the most it's a 2 000 buccaneers so what
00:02:40did they do last night they add six more sacks to the tally yep um 46 through 10 is the most that
00:02:47any team has had since at least 1990 so you were seeing a pass rush that is performing at an all-time
00:02:53good level right now it's beautiful and you're seeing how effective that is in the modern nfl oh yeah
00:02:58yeah listen now that game last night was just disgusting but the broncos just keep finding a way
00:03:05to win yeah seven in a row that you we're reading it here off the notes and it's not the most beautiful
00:03:11road to seven and two but they beat this three and six jake browning led bengals the two and seven
00:03:17geno smith led raiders three and five davis mills led texans one and seven justin fields led jets
00:03:23two and seven jackson dart led giants and the one and eight cam ward led titans so listen it's not the
00:03:32uh prettiest most beautiful road to get to seven and two but they're there yeah you know or eight
00:03:39and two i think they're eight and two eight and two i think i would have rather either watched you
00:03:44guys get your backs wax or even gotten my own wax before i watched the game last night yeah i took
00:03:49the under because the raiders there was three games where they hadn't scored more than 10 points colts
00:03:54chiefs and chargers and then last night guess what seven whole points congrats man yeah i mean i guess
00:04:01it's you play who's on your schedule yeah whatever you know but bo nix doesn't look great he's just
00:04:07a roller coaster out there he'll make one great play and have a bad play and it makes you question
00:04:12whether next week they're go to can or it's in in denver but they're playing kansas city you can't
00:04:17have those up and down moments against a team like kansas city no no and it's funny because bo nix
00:04:23this has kind of been his entire career a bit going back to college but one thing he does have
00:04:28is just uh an incredible self-belief yeah and i think that's why he can be so good in the fourth
00:04:33quarter when he struggled the first three quarters because he always believes that he can get it done
00:04:38and even last night after the game because he was booed by that home crowd and i loved this quote
00:04:42after the game he said look i've been booed before i'll be booed again yeah love it so nix gonna keep
00:04:46on but but they the highlighting the quarterbacks there in terms of the broncos wins who they face that is
00:04:52so key because that's i mean that is look the pass rush is incredible but that is how you achieve
00:04:57like oh this hasn't been done in 40 something years is you combine an incredible rush with uh kind of
00:05:04outlier uh wild number of of subpar quarterbacks are going to take additional sacks as far as the
00:05:11raiders go i don't know there's much to say no uh they just appear to be completely dead in the
00:05:15water he's got to get out of there um yeah yeah free free crosby he's too good uh good luck jentee
00:05:21over the next few years congratulations to kobe myers recently getting freed himself
00:05:25but um yeah they appear to be completely helpless which is crazy because after that initial week
00:05:31one win uh one of the takeaways that i had was like p carroll had clearly brought competence
00:05:36to las vegas raiders and here in year number one under carroll it's just not true yeah
00:05:41stuff that's why we kind of we we tend to overreact early in the season and especially me i think i
00:05:48said the raiders were going to be in the playoffs they're gross they're bad yeah you know we see a
00:05:54couple good a good game out of a team in week one or week two and we tend to overreact a little bit
00:05:59this team they need something i might be a bit early here but when when are we going to look at
00:06:05pete carroll maybe hanging it up i mean it feels that way certainly right seattle moves on from him and
00:06:13they're having great success um this has been disastrous for carroll rolling with his guy geno
00:06:20this year hmm this is i'm not crazy this is year one though right yeah but i mean it's just like
00:06:27i don't know it just feels like again he kind of after he left seattle it's just been a very very
00:06:34very slow moving train to nowhere yeah i mean again and in the nfl it can come quick right i mean
00:06:41if things go poorly enough and are enough of a disaster it can definitely happen so it's something
00:06:47to keep an eye on we'll put that in the uh keep an eye on it category for now do y'all trust the
00:06:52denver broncos going forward though like we said only team in the nfl with eight wins if you were to
00:06:56like power rank the afc right now are the broncos breaking into the top three i i think so but it's
00:07:03like the teams like this like are special because like dana said they find ways to win like it
00:07:08doesn't matter like yeah they've played some pretty bad teams but at the end of the day they're finding
00:07:14ways to win and they're at the top of their division like teams like this are just successful
00:07:18because they can find ways to win in games like that like against the the raiders it's 7-7 until
00:07:24like the yeah like they found a way all right um i want to get into some of the other games coming
00:07:28up this weekend as well because you see the patriots up there as well as seven and two
00:07:32they have played the easiest schedule up to this point in the nfl and have the easiest remaining
00:07:38schedule in the nfl which is one of the reasons why pat's butts this weekend uh has potential to
00:07:43be so impactful but right now we were all tasked with coming up with our top five quarterbacks right
00:07:49now in the nfl and i'm interested to see how these lists shake out uh mikey katik take it away
00:07:56i think do you have the did you uh have my number one was josh allen two i've went with baker i just
00:08:05he's a dog yeah he's a dog he plays all year long tampa's winning that that checks out goff
00:08:11drake may sam darnold okay pretty good list that's that's that's yeah that i'm it was like a uh mum i
00:08:19don't know what the word is mumbo jumbo i think i think i think so my list is also going to be mumbo jumbo
00:08:25i think i think that's one of the things that we're going to get in all this as as we reveal is
00:08:30just how up in the air the quarterback conversation is right now meg you're up next mine's a little bit
00:08:36more uh a little chalky but i do have josh allen as one mahomes as two i mean the guy can really just
00:08:44do anything whenever he has uh the right things around him i have baker at three hurts at four and
00:08:50then five i had a toss-up between lamar herbert and stafford if lamar and stafford were healthy
00:08:56all the time i'd probably put one of them five but i'll probably end up going with herbert there
00:09:01we're doing toss-ups no i just couldn't figure it out the top eight this is like myspace you ever
00:09:07have top eights on myspace no the top eight rock top eight i had two two twins in middle school
00:09:12or one sorry they were both your best friend two guys one pair of twins two guys i couldn't decide
00:09:19who to put one or two ben or brandon i put ben first it was a whole big thing but they were two
00:09:24of my best friends i just couldn't decide it's tough top eight you have to make a top eight
00:09:28everyone likes one twin better than the oh i liked them both but it was like a coin flip you know
00:09:33uh dana who's your top five quarterback i also have josh allen i think we're all sitting here
00:09:39at the top pretty and then we have lamar jackson listen he's been hurt but when he is healthy
00:09:45he's up there for the mvp every single year patrick mahomes playing at another level this year
00:09:51my guy drake may year two just getting started he'll be at number one soon enough and then i have
00:09:57baker mayfield i also have a futures bet on him to win the mvp so i'm praying okay except i hope he
00:10:03has a bad game this he's gonna have a great game i was gonna say if you want him to win mvp like this
00:10:07game i know unfortunately maybe he can have a really good game and lose at the end what's
00:10:13probably going to hold baker back i feel like is all those injuries to his uh skill positions
00:10:17yep yeah in that he's he's definitely playing over his head right now and finding success where
00:10:22it should be really hard which like should lend itself to an mvp but i think it's going to take
00:10:25away i feel like baker plays the best whenever he has that pressure though that's true that's true
00:10:31um all right my top five and this is a uh well it's a bit surprising number one i have lamar
00:10:39jackson like it dude uh lamar look when lamar is healthy he was the mvp last year we gave josh
00:10:46allen the mvp because he was due but lamar objectively had a better season throwing rushing everything top
00:10:53to bottom and if you look right now who leads the nfl in qbr completing 73 percent of his passes 14
00:10:59tuds just one interception it is lamar jackson so health has kind of discolored the story for him
00:11:04this year but he's my number one number two is matt stafford he uh currently leads the league in
00:11:09touchdowns right now 21 tuds to only two picks for stafford he's been fantastic the rams look like
00:11:15they could be a legitimate contender number three is patrick mahomes because of course it's it's
00:11:20patrick mahomes um it's kind of this is a little bit odd because a lot of these guys are who's playing
00:11:25the best right now and then i just put mahomes there because you literally i mean i can't make
00:11:28the top five list yeah without having him in there four i got sam darnold yep i mean objectively playing
00:11:34great right now i don't know how it's going to translate to the playoffs obviously he has to deal
00:11:38with the narrative he created last season falling flat on his face in the postseason but right now the
00:11:43third highest rated quarterback in terms of qbr and then number five i got danny dimes daniel jones
00:11:50seven and two for the colts coming off an awful five turnover game yes meg i noticed you're the
00:11:56only person that doesn't have josh allen on your list do you know ball uh i look i think that
00:12:02i think if i was building a team it would be lamar allen that i would choose first right but he's not on
00:12:11your list statistically if we're talking about who's playing the best football right now i guess maybe
00:12:17lamar's not he just got back uh we yeah but when he played this year he's the highest
00:12:21quarterback in the entire in the entire now you're splitting hairs yeah he played he played
00:12:25awesome when he just got back you know and he's the top he's the best quarterback in the league uh
00:12:31when when blitzed and he's about to go against the vikings who blitz at a damn near 50 percent rate
00:12:36um so yeah i i look the josh allen thing i kind of put together this list is like a sat first instinct
00:12:44type deal and then i kind of came away and i was like oh wow i don't have josh allen on there but
00:12:48i'm just gonna stick with my original test answers i do like that the stafford at number two he's so
00:12:52i feel like he's so underappreciated year after year he just puts up numbers slings the ball plays
00:12:58through any injury imaginable so i i kind of overlook stafford there i might slide him into number five if
00:13:05baker doesn't have a great weekend we'll see but i don't think anybody realizes crazy i don't think
00:13:11anybody realizes that he is leading the league in uh in touchdowns right yeah he's the man he he's
00:13:17playing so well what is he 37 years old he's just age doesn't matter to him he's got to live a really
00:13:24really great life yeah i do yeah i would imagine so um but no josh allen i just can't get behind that
00:13:30i uh look i don't know i again original instincts maybe it's maybe it's a flavor of the week list
00:13:37that i'm doing here uh but i feel like if you just wanted to go with the best players
00:13:42or the guys that you just automatically have to have then three of the five spots are already
00:13:47yeah immediately taken up with the homes allen and uh lamar jackson just trying to spice it up a
00:13:53little bit trying to spice maybe maybe like subconsciously yeah uh i tried to uh spice it up
00:13:58a little bit though maybe i flew a bit too close to the sun icarus you look at the yes
00:14:03that's right greek mythology boys i flew too close to the sun the wax melted off my wings and i have
00:14:11fallen back down to earth all right guys uh coming up next look uh we still have a bunch of nfl games to
00:14:18break down but our producers have scoured the internet and specifically college football message
00:14:24boards and we'll try to figure out what's real and what's fake more on fs1
00:14:29welcome back to wake up our stool it's time to talk some college football guys
00:14:37another big saturday coming up we'll get to the film room next with the crawler corner
00:14:41uh but for now let's head to the place on the internet that college football fans love more than
00:14:49maybe anyone sort of the last respite of the beginnings of the internet the message board
00:14:56right not a lot of message boards around anymore except when it comes to college football i think
00:15:01i've ever been on message boards it was it was all the rage back in the day remember chat rooms
00:15:06chat rooms yeah yeah uh i remember yeah scouring like uh nerdy message boards for like superhero
00:15:14movie rumors back in the day and yeah i was doing different stuff on my asl asl that's just devious
00:15:22uh sign language yeah yeah let's just yeah let's go with that yeah you're too young for that
00:15:27yeah you don't know about that early internet dog because i took what you know about early
00:15:31uh but the point is where message boards still thrive is college football when you got coaching
00:15:37rumors all of that it's out of control it's where a lot of stuff ends up leaking it's our producers
00:15:42have created a game real or fake we've tried to ascertain if the uh posts that we are going to be
00:15:49presented are true or not all right guys let's get to the first one here hit us
00:15:53okay this is uh from the lsu uh message board announcement after wait announcement after the
00:16:01game this weekend sunday or monday oh okay okay sorry i missed the header it's going to be saving
00:16:08so that's that's okay look up top it's going to be saving dot dot dot announcement after the game
00:16:13this weekend sunday or monday so this is ridiculous i think shaq started to curate this rumor i think he
00:16:19was the one that really started to to push it around it's definitely making the rounds uh all
00:16:25over baton rouge people are the the the no i don't believe it but what i do believe is this the the
00:16:32announcement after this game's weekend sunday or monday that's a real statement from someone in the
00:16:38message board but it has nothing to do with the coach we're just gonna have a statement if this is
00:16:43not a real message board post it is completely accurately fabricated yes because the the rumored
00:16:51plan that everybody's whispering about that again i think is ridiculous is that they're pitching saving
00:16:56on doing three years then him getting to choose a successor and then him getting to bad why in the
00:17:03world nick save would want to do that when espn's paying him more than you'd probably even pay him to
00:17:07coach i don't know but i'm gonna say real i'm gonna say real as well yeah let's let's let's sweep
00:17:13the board here and say real yeah let's go okay baby so lsu fans look forward this sunday or monday
00:17:21sunday or monday or maybe tuesday okay this comes from auburn right i won't say who did you hear the
00:17:28ding ding ding ding i didn't i won't say who there are some boosters who won jimbo i go to church with
00:17:35a booster son i won't say who lol that's fake the lol is fake lol makes it fake they hit a
00:17:43lot of real elements here church yep going to church like church sources always play on message
00:17:49boards i can i can totally see our producers making this up there are boosters who want jimbo
00:17:56in some places i'm gonna say that this is real it might not be like real real but i think it's a
00:18:02real message i'm stuck on the lol the lol makes it fake i'm gonna fake with data i so to me it's like
00:18:09um i'm even getting into like test taking theory like would the producers go one than the other
00:18:17or would they think they would go one than the other thing though you gotta go if it's all a's
00:18:21you can't switch to b just because it feels good all right so you guys all right i'm going i'm going
00:18:26fake yes all right we're going fake what do we got ah ah church dude the booster's son all the
00:18:34elements are there great call meg all right we got next uh lincoln riley to florida talk uh this
00:18:41comes from the usc message board around jacksonville and gainesville there's real talk of it the
00:18:46feeling is that he's better than kiffin i don't see it happening but we shall see he's not better than
00:18:51kiffin um hmm so josh pate did uh sign off of an interview i saw the clip of it i can't remember
00:19:02where it was but i think with the bussing guys but he did sign off with an interview of an interview
00:19:07the other day intimating that there was talk of lincoln riley leaving usc maybe for one of these
00:19:14other jobs so i think i'm gonna go real again again yeah i know three reels in a row i think the
00:19:23rumor is real i think they made up this message board post i'm with you all right you guys go no
00:19:28again consensus if you guys think no we think no that's fine well we have to come up with a
00:19:32consensus but i still want you to make your opinion known on what you think it is i think it's real but
00:19:36we'll go with no for a consensus well dana what do you think i think this is real i think they're
00:19:41doing three reels in a row okay so now we're now we're now we're two and two all right one of you
00:19:47guys got to figure it out all right fake all right oh okay i was gonna go real all right cool yeah okay
00:19:52uh all right uh fake fake wrong wrong again wow we gotta we gotta start oh my god they might all be
00:20:00real they're all gonna be real now now my head now my head's now i'm all messed up yeah we gotta start
00:20:06listening to the mother because now they've all been a yeah what are we doing uh okay this comes from
00:20:10the lsu message board josh heupel as head coach and art briles at oc i haven't read it fake with
00:20:16briles it would it would open up texas even more as a recruiting base for lsu heupel would never have
00:20:21the defense that tennessee could have at lsu to compliment his offense um so i have wondered why
00:20:27josh heupel's not more of a candidate this offseason given that uh well like look you look at a guy like
00:20:33brink key i mean that's a georgia tech guy through and through he even said in response to rumors of
00:20:37coaching other places he said like look cut me open and see what i bleed so heupel's not mad
00:20:42that's a quote i'm gonna go fake on this one i'm thinking so i haven't heard too much heupel
00:20:47as far as leaving i also don't want um i'm gonna feel really bad if this is wrong now i don't think
00:20:53many people want art briles anywhere uh near their program necessarily but i yeah megan i mean look
00:20:59you've been right on everyone so far i'm gonna be wrong on this one also i don't know it's true that
00:21:03heupel never have a defense at tennessee did he get out of lsu uh tennessee's defense is bad this year
00:21:07but they've been really good the last few years under josh heupel uh so what do you say yeah
00:21:13what's the mother i'm gonna i'm gonna say this is fake this time all right fake guys show me fake
00:21:18i don't answer
00:21:19oh
00:21:20dude i love a good fudge yeah my grandma made great fudge yeah wow five days butter fudge
00:21:33so that was real that was real five reels four reels so far now great job guys we're really mixing up
00:21:40from the wisconsin message board uh who should be up next i'd love to see the badgers take a run
00:21:47at signetti's successor jmu's bob chesney been a consistent winner everywhere he's gone career
00:21:53win percentage of over 70 percent you know i want to say this was this was like a big cat or something
00:21:59like yeah this or or pft because he's bringing up jmu bob i think pft has actually said this i mean
00:22:07we we talked about this yesterday we had coach chesney on yesterday and we talked about this
00:22:10he he is he's one of those coaches that uh maybe it's like a caitlin de boer or a lance leipold or
00:22:16some of these other guys that have success or even signetti where they won on lower levels but they
00:22:22consistently won at really high levels and it continued to translate yeah i really hope this
00:22:26is like a big cat or pft yeah i think this is probably are we thinking real or fake this is real i'm
00:22:30going fake again i'm gonna go real again because i just all right now i'm confused mikey break the tie
00:22:36they would come on think about they definitely went all real let's go real yeah these producers
00:22:41all right real yes oh okay geez guys is it a game if there's not a single fake one
00:22:48who said it was it big cat or pft oh man dude uh shout out to the message boards though that should
00:22:57not be lost in all of this i mean what all did we get there we got a uh we we got a potential
00:23:02josh heupel art briles pairing at baton rouge we got nick saban returning to baton rouge we got
00:23:08booster sons hanging out at church and talking about jimbo fisher i would love to be a booster
00:23:13sincerely um all right if y'all had to choose one of those rumors that we just broke down
00:23:21which do you think could actually have legs which what is most realistic lincoln riley
00:23:25i was thinking that as well yeah i think that's probably yeah i don't think he's gonna be there
00:23:32i mean he will he co i mean was well oklahoma wasn't in the sec when he was there right no
00:23:37yeah um so i think the whole deal is he's running from the sec yeah no i think he'd love he'd love
00:23:41an sec job i think i think yeah i think group consensus would probably be lincoln riley yeah
00:23:47yeah i mean it's been pretty bad at usc like they're they're they're good this year and he seems to
00:23:51kind of refound his offense but it's still not that good he's remained trying to recruit the
00:23:56south instead of trying to like put up the guard rails around california yeah and go midwest to
00:24:02west coast and good ball up in oregon too yeah glad to say we all agreed on one fresh start may be
00:24:08pretty appealing meg what do you think i was thinking the same i was with you guys on the
00:24:13lincoln riley take all right good us there we go guys maybe it happens remains to be seen the bottom
00:24:18line is it is the most insane college football coaching carousel that we have ever seen and is
00:24:23only going to get crazier as more jobs continue to open up
00:24:26what's going on guys welcome back to wake up barstool we do it every friday at the end of hour
00:24:32one it is time to once again make some money with megan making money's money corner let's go
00:24:39all right welcome back the last two weeks haven't been the best here in the money corner but hey
00:24:48let's get back on track okay first great week to win it's the perfect week to win every week's the
00:24:54perfect week to win t-bob but we're gonna go with cadix indiana who's yours uh they are six and three
00:25:03ats penn state has only covered one game all year indiana's been covering humongous numbers 27 and a
00:25:10half 21 and a half just the last two weeks then they missed a 26 and a half point cover by a point
00:25:16and a half against michigan state just clobbered indiana they're better on both sides of the wall
00:25:21on the ball and the wall but uh we're going the hoosiers here laying the 14 and a half against penn
00:25:27state sig loves to put it on him sig loves to put it on him mikey he'll put it on you too there we go
00:25:33all right up next i want you boys to get fired up yeah all right let's go baby we're gonna go ahead
00:25:39and take the fighting brandon walker the number of the same bulldogs plus the nine and a half again
00:25:46what do we like more than seeing brandon walker happy him being extremely sad yeah one or the other
00:25:52but i am hoping and praying that the bulldogs can do it and it's not just because i'm back
00:25:57breaking brandon walker i'll give you some stats mississippi state eight and one ats with an 88.9
00:26:03percent cover percentage the second best covering team in college football behind the number one
00:26:09ohio state buckeyes georgia has seen five of its last six games decided by 10 points or fewer and
00:26:17mississippi state uh lost three of its four sec games by one possession yeah give me the dog tail
00:26:25state go brain and walk that's what they do right what's that they do yeah maybe yeah maybe the
00:26:31cowbells it's a dog eat dog world out there guys and no one knows that better than starkville by the
00:26:37way barstool college football show going to be in starkville this weekend so if you're there go by and
00:26:41see the crew all right up next on the docket i'm going and taking the cheese here b y u plus the
00:26:49cheese is this not cincinnati all over again yeah it is but the more i looked at it here all right i
00:26:56love i love texas tech right they're a great team uh they've they've gone ahead and had four straight
00:27:03double digit wins over kansas arizona state oklahoma state and a good k-state team but
00:27:09b y u has arguably played a better schedule they're undefeated and they're obviously ranked
00:27:16look at texas tech let me tell you feels like a little uh little stat padding if you will they
00:27:23played arkansas pine bluff kent state and oregon state and three of those you know big wins here go
00:27:31ahead and give me the cougs to cover it's a cheesy line but i got it it is cheesy but if i wanted to
00:27:38logic out uh support of your point here cincinnati is a team that's still in some ways kind of newer
00:27:45to this or at least maybe in the post fickle era whereas b y u consistently outperforms expectation
00:27:52they are sort of the ultimate culture uh program in the entire country actually them in iowa actually
00:27:58this game in the i war again a lot of similarities in that regard i'm just a little worried about b y
00:28:02u secondary just a little there's a couple of injuries but again 10 10 10's a lot 10's a lot you can get
00:28:0810 and a half too again could be taking the bait on that one but hey i love cougars i know you do
00:28:13hand up uh hand up on the cincinnati game i was completely wrong who cares we were getting
00:28:19they got smashed but it's okay they'll be back it's fine just went against arizona and then we're
00:28:25back against byu just keep winning boys yep yep yep i apologize you know i'm not gonna apologize
00:28:30for getting fired up no i'm gonna apologize for being wrong how about that nah look man don't let
00:28:36don't let the fear of being wrong or the effect of being wrong stop you from taking that shot again
00:28:40it's called passion yeah you played extremely well credit to them credit bearcat nation needed you
00:28:46we'll be back we'll be back we will be back up next i got a fun one for you guys what do we got
00:28:51so that texas a&m missouri game i was looking at missouri that plus seven that's a lot that's a lot
00:28:58of points right this game's gonna be fun yeah texas a&m is firing on all cylinders right i tweeted
00:29:06about marcel reid against uh whenever we played whenever they played lsu yep i i incorrectly said
00:29:13that's where his heisman run ended because he did throw it was it was a good first half right it was
00:29:19a heavy first half however marcel reid ran for two rushing touchdowns against lsu's defense have
00:29:25we been a solid team no but our defense is still solid all right so now marcel reid is going into
00:29:33missouri ahmad hardy is an absolute monster he's um uh marcel reid is fourth right now i believe in
00:29:40the heisman race yep he goes in and is able to score two rushing touchdowns i think that skyrockets
00:29:45and it's plus 500 so marcel reid two plus touchdowns again he did it against a good lsu defense
00:29:52just a couple weeks back uh i love this i look i i like a&m in this spot um i think that
00:29:59look the a&m's pass for us out of control it's gonna get cash as hell sec sack leader
00:30:04and mizzou's gonna be starting a true freshman at quarterback yeah no good uh so yeah that's plus
00:30:11500 again that game's gonna be a lot of fun i'm excited to watch it didn't want to take a side
00:30:16though so i'm gonna just go with marcel reid just to absolutely use his legs and go absolutely off
00:30:22hell yeah we got do we have uh do we have one more anymore we got one more i will give you
00:30:26let's see let's see i'm gonna go ahead and give you tcu i got six and a half they're at seven uh
00:30:32they're off of a buy iowa state obviously played the beginning of the year pretty well but then they
00:30:37had consecutive losses to arizona state byu colorado and cincinnati uh again tcu's off a buy hoover's been
00:30:45playing extremely well they're good on both sides of the ball and dykes is off of a buy so he's had
00:30:50so much time to have put together some offensive trickery to run against this iowa state team
00:30:57i like tcu in this spot give me them and also iowa state oh and three ats on the road that's
00:31:03the money corner there's a couple there it is guys we love you guys there it is go ahead
00:31:08put them in and let's make it up the last two weeks tucky under absolute winner meg thank you
00:31:14so much excellent job as always guys great hour one in the books coming up in hour number two we're
00:31:20going to debut a brand new segment young or yeah that's right we're heading to dana beer's young
00:31:28station very early in the morning stick around it's coming up to start the hour right here let's go
00:31:33baby let's go boys who's ready there it is look how pretty she looks all right keep it locked right
00:31:40here guys we'll be back
00:31:41hey what's up guys check it out my bad day i'm gonna throw it to you uh so check this out guys
00:31:50it is friday and this is the debut of a brand new segment this is yap or yug as you can see
00:31:55show it off we are here look at the young station the beautiful dana beers young station uh go
00:32:01subscribe to the pod if you have not yet great way to start the friday man we're just gonna sit
00:32:07here uh dana's gonna read off some takes if we agree uh maybe we take a little sip of our yug
00:32:13of our uh drink here and if we don't agree then it's time for some yapping let's yap all right dana
00:32:19what you got all right first one here two lane at memphis big college football game here especially
00:32:24for memphis memphis will win this game by double digits win i wait wait wait i'm not done win out
00:32:31and go to the playoff whoa no dude i don't i i i mean well okay so i don't think it right correct
00:32:40i don't even think that we know i think lane by double digits i think we drink if we agree with it
00:32:45yeah we yap if we don't okay oh man you just wanted to drink some beer yeah okay no i don't
00:32:51agree with that so then you're you're agreeing it with the twosie love no i just wanted to no i want
00:32:55to sip no jeez man i have some integrity no you're right you're right yeah my bad my bad my bad that's
00:33:01on me no i think that look the two lane portion well i hope doesn't happen that may happen but i cannot
00:33:07say that memphis just will get it when that there's so many good teams in the american there's so many
00:33:12teams whether it's san diego state jmu still up for play yeah uh no i i i can't create full access
00:33:18to uh to memphis i mean either i don't even know if they beat two lane by double digits i don't think
00:33:22just drank right off the bat when you heard double digits the double digits look i've loved memphis but
00:33:29they've obviously like they've shown flashes of greatness flashes but then they'll just just get
00:33:36caught on their heels and lose a game or they'll lose close or i just don't think they're winning by
00:33:40double digits both two lane and memphis have uh similar loss so two lane one of their two losses
00:33:45came to ole miss obviously but uh two lane the other one getting dominated by utsa kind of out of
00:33:50nowhere and then remember memphis lost to a uab team that had just fired trent dilford yep and had um
00:33:56oh well alex mortensen chris mortensen's son making his interim debut so consistently needs to be seen for
00:34:03both but no i can't i can't agree with that one all right we just talked about this game in the
00:34:07megan's uh money corner sorry excuse me and byu texas tech now texas tech wins this game and the
00:34:16big 12 gets three teams in the college football playoff i can't i tell you i don't think that
00:34:22happens personally we're full i'm gonna drink for the first two points yeah i would agree with that
00:34:27i think it's gonna turn into us drinking and talking no matter what no no no no no i think
00:34:32in full agreeance maybe you have to do a full young but this but this was like okay i i agree
00:34:38i i i agree with um i agree with texas tech winning on saturday okay and i agree with them winning the
00:34:45big 12 okay i think the big 12 gets two i agree i unfortunately agree i unfortunately who's the
00:34:51young this is it utah is it byu is it cincinnati so say byu upsets texas tech yeah see this is a
00:34:59tough question that's what you get i mean also texas tech wins on saturday you could be staring
00:35:04particularly how they finish at a byu texas tech rematch in the championship and then you hit that
00:35:10classic thing of like do you challenge the losing or do you uh punish the losing team for making
00:35:16their conference championship and going down i have before uh well they said the president last
00:35:20year with smu though where they where they didn't they still put them in with the kind of logic that
00:35:26okay yes you lost to clemson but it was the ac championship game so we're still figuring this
00:35:3012 team playoff thing out even though 2016 but um yeah i don't think they get three in i don't i
00:35:37don't totally understand the logistics of getting three in at this point it's i feel like it's harder
00:35:42than to get to i think they're just gonna get two to be completely honestly it's probably gonna
00:35:47be texas tech oh my god i'm running out of breath from talking oh my god that's i gotta hit that
00:35:51and i would guess utah but again i don't know how the schedules line up but yeah there was three is
00:35:59three's a lot yeah three's a lot utah would be the best yes maybe look at the playoff rankings and
00:36:04where they're at all right next question here yapper yug texas a&m at missouri texas a&m wins out
00:36:09and gets the number two overall seed in the college football playoff two overall number two
00:36:14overall seed oh yeah you think if they win out they get yeah number two yug okay
00:36:19wow haha love to see it so we're all in agreement there yeah i mean yeah i don't even need to yap
00:36:31i mean we'll look on i guess to our good friend mike elko do we need to explain a little that would
00:36:38be yapping that would be at right you're right next one here oregon at iowa iowa wins and knocks
00:36:44oregon outside the top 12. anybody i'm youngin i don't think i don't i think oregon wins i don't
00:36:51think i don't think iowa i know it's a tough place to play i've played against teams uh playing in
00:36:57iowa but i just i think dante moore and and this oregon team oh man just have oh you okay
00:37:05there my stomach yags man good morning to everyone whoo wait what were you saying though
00:37:11i just think that dante moore and oregon like just have such a like a dynamic offense i i just think
00:37:16that they're gonna be able to go in there and get a win i i always tough but i i like oregon there
00:37:22it's all just become a bit too flavor of the week for me yeah uh in terms of everybody being like
00:37:27i was actually better than you think oregon's not and i think the combination of those flavors make
00:37:31me think that dan lanning's because dan lanning has not had this amount of bulletin board material in a
00:37:36very long time yeah to play with and he's got absolute dogs the one thing that gives me pause
00:37:42is what we highlighted the carla corner earlier which is that uh very elite iowa offensive line that
00:37:49could change everything but saturday um bolton board question do you think dan lanning sees this
00:37:56us yugging and says i'm putting that on the bolt maybe so these guys don't i hope so maybe that'd be
00:38:01pretty cool that would be sick all right dan lanning sorry i got iowa so i didn't even yeah put the
00:38:07what curse on you here we go this one's from my big boy to my left indiana wins out and beats
00:38:14ohio state in the big 10 title game cheers whoo there we go there we go you did you love me
00:38:22heisman goes i love yugging i'm rooting for you in that one anything shoot i don't know if i
00:38:28bob what do you think i i don't know you know no yeah thank you no yeah who who who who's yours
00:38:35actually the producers still do kind of want us to talk about it maybe i'm fine okay look here's
00:38:40here's what i would say is that um i hope that happens i do too right i don't think anybody wants
00:38:46to see just inevitability of ohio state back once again no not at all team pull to pull here
00:38:53dominating the new era oh my goodness i think if any year in the history of indiana football
00:38:59this is the year that we can take down the giant okay it does beg the question you're a giant oh
00:39:05ohio state is a giant but so is indiana yeah thank you yes we are yeah we are
00:39:09wait but that does beg the question and that's like are they the most likable giant that's ever
00:39:16existed yeah i mean because they've been bad for so long nobody's really suffered at their hands yet
00:39:22true you got two great quarterbacks that are brothers they got to come from a great great family
00:39:27by the way awesome family heisman doza uh and and look you're talking about in this game at least
00:39:33you're talking about probably the not probably the uh the two heisman favorites here in julian
00:39:37saying and fernando mendoza though brandon walker has a very very good jeremiah smith uh heisman take
00:39:44that he cooked up for us on wednesday all right i got one more for you one more we're going to the nfl
00:39:48okay break may beats baker mayfield in the game against the bucks and overtakes the mvp odds
00:39:59okay i will agree on the first sorry dana i don't think i'll agree on the mvp okay you still think
00:40:06it who i think i'll be yeah i guess i don't know it's tough yeah i just let's say drake may puts a
00:40:14beat down on the bus like what 400 yards they win by two touchdowns he throws 400 yards does he get to
00:40:20the number one power if that happened yes but that's not gonna happen it could it's not gonna happen
00:40:26not in tampa not on the earth it's the first good time they play you made up that question
00:40:29it's not even on the i was wondering they were telling us like okay we're going great he goes
00:40:37one more let me check the guy stumbled on my words i was i didn't have something to read oh the young
00:40:43station bringing out the message here watch out there uh mikey real quick let's show the camera
00:40:47look we got our 21 or older drink responsibly sign watch out megan show him again guys uh 21 or
00:40:54old drink responsibly this weekend when you're watching football have fun on the leaderboard
00:40:57there who's that on the leaderboard we got big cat number one uh white boy rick number two and
00:41:02katie yep thank you guys number three on leaderboard all right guys more wake up barstool
00:41:06head back to studio see you on the other side that was younger yep
00:41:09welcome back to wake up barstool barstool barstool sports internet company internet
00:41:27invitational one of the biggest things on the internet right now as all of the disparate
00:41:33elements of the youtube golf world have combined for one massive tournament new episodes dropping
00:41:38every monday and thursday guy you see it right there if you're a fan of foreplay bob does sports
00:41:42whatever it's all available on youtube it continues to be hilarious it continues to be fantastic and an
00:41:47unexpected character took uh center stage yesterday and that is our own wonderful
00:41:53fasoli a uh producer photographer videographer great at his job great at his job he believes so talented
00:42:02he's literally just doing his job so talented and he just doing his job viva man um he is the absolute
00:42:08man i i nobody's ever said a negative word about fasoli uh or as well i don't know at least in my
00:42:14experience which is you weren't here and we did fasoli to zero that was kind of tough okay no i was
00:42:18everyone in the company was trying to unfollow fasoli and get him to zero followers it was it was
00:42:23really mean it sounds like it's not horrible um but anyway so fasoli though uh he took center stage
00:42:31here it is watch the video it was a disastrous series of events
00:42:36this is right after moving a wall and you know and you know he's so flustered right now like
00:42:45also david that smile from dave is when you know that he literally loves it oh no
00:42:52oh that was that one and you know he just got done touching a ball that he wasn't supposed to touch
00:43:00no fasoli what happened so you gotta keep your head up right now we need to add in the game for
00:43:09this match i don't know what that was i've never watched i hit the curb in the wheel pulled it right
00:43:14you went 100 miles per hour into this thing but we need you to snap out of it and snap out of it
00:43:20fast there's a lot of golf to be this isn't this isn't the fasoli tournament we got to get you
00:43:25oh man so that was right after moving a ball too huh yeah so the ball i think was hitting to
00:43:32like a little creek bank and fasoli obviously being a producer liking things to look aesthetically
00:43:38pleasing on camera in his mind i think he's like oh there's mud on this ball that's not gonna look
00:43:44good so i think he was kind of trying to maybe wipe the mud off and just pick it up but didn't
00:43:49commute that compute that like hey you can't touch the ball yeah i think he was also just like
00:43:54genuinely checking to see if that was bubby's ball yeah but but you know it's just like you
00:43:59know he was he was so flustered from that getting pressed by the boss and then he goes and sits in
00:44:05the passenger seat and is driving from the passenger seat which i've done oh wait i didn't even notice
00:44:10the detail of driving from the passenger seat he was driving from the passenger seat curb hit the wheel
00:44:14he just drills just drills the barricade there oh he is look at him oh no dude i was trying to
00:44:23give fasoli credit i thought maybe he was like running the drone while he was driving no
00:44:29austin austin look at his face and i know austin quote tweeted this and was like i can't believe i
00:44:35like because i don't think he was about to like film i don't think he was going to film then he just
00:44:40turned it on and it was the drone shot is my favorite of just it just being and then this
00:44:45golf course has to be a very very nice place right the passenger look at it he's like i wasn't driving
00:44:53you saw the dave smile you saw dave immediately asked was that on camera yeah and uh and look at dan's
00:44:59like like his forehead vein is just like bulging from laughter oh fantastic guys that's the internet
00:45:06invitational it's available on youtube again new episodes dropping monday and thursday make sure
00:45:11you check them out uh crazy numbers the best check it out what only happened to fasoli have y'all ever
00:45:18uh y'all ever run into any trouble on the golf course in terms of a golf cart um no but i did i was
00:45:27hitting a ball you never see those videos of like your boys like hitting you as you're hitting the ball
00:45:31yeah like driving into you one of my buddies drove into me but it wasn't like as it wasn't too bad
00:45:38i forgot that was a trend for a while yeah it was just a bad trend it's way laying your fridge with
00:45:43a golf cart very dangerous i grew up on a golf course like we lived on like the water and then
00:45:48the golf course was across the street and uh it was a not a super busy golf course but my dad played all
00:45:55the time so he knew all the golf pros and like you know the guys that like took care of the course
00:46:00and my brothers and i got the great idea it was like probably 7 a.m and it was like really humid
00:46:05and dewy outside so we took the kneeboard with a rope and put it behind the golf cart no and we were
00:46:11jumping the tee boxes oh and it was probably the most like i was waiting because i was like eight or
00:46:17nine because my brothers went like three or four times i'm like i want to go i want to go so finally
00:46:21i'm strapped up on the kneeboard ready to just go jump jump the tee box here comes the the course
00:46:27security we have to run off like ditch the kneeboard yeah no i wouldn't do that again i was
00:46:32a child did y'all get away yeah of course oh let's go we played football that was honestly golf courses
00:46:37a fairway is the best place to play football 100 we played all the time as kids they uh i guess my
00:46:43only story would be we have this lsu football alumni golf tournament every year and normally
00:46:47they stick us on like the worst course possible um but one year we got to go to this country
00:46:53club course that's where my grandpa lives and it was an absolute disaster have you all seen
00:46:58saving private ryan yes okay you know when um when uh tom hanks is sitting there on the beach and
00:47:04everything's slowed down around him and he's just kind of like looking around in slow motion at one
00:47:09point very drunk you know we're very deep in our cups at this point it's it's on the back nine
00:47:14and i think it's like hole 16 and at one point i had a saving private ryan moment where
00:47:19i looked around and i did this 360 pan and it was like right here there were two guys jousting
00:47:26with golf carts running them into each other head first then in the sand pit it was uh one of the
00:47:32old fullbacks from the o3 team and one of the o-line men wrestling each other there was like a mud
00:47:38hill over here that guys were playing king of the hill on uh these guys were just hitting balls into the
00:47:43water chugging beers and it was just like oh my god you can take the boys this is a disaster you can't take
00:47:49the football out of the boys no no and it's like 20 years worth of lsu players um wow that sounds
00:47:55awesome so we got banned yeah uh we got banned i'll talk to my people i'll have you get back in there
00:48:00back to the uh back to the bad courses but a fun time nonetheless uh all right guys let's get back to
00:48:05the nfl coming up this sunday then some of the games we haven't touched on yet uh ravens at vikings
00:48:10let's start there this one's pretty simple to me i am so all in on the ravens right now we've kind
00:48:16of been playing this game of how do they have such high odds at two and five everything else but
00:48:20well it's what you saw last week lamar gets back that changes everything roquan and company got back
00:48:24in the defense the week before to get the big win um and against the bears and now the ravens look like
00:48:32a wagon again yeah and they've got an easy schedule and again the game has just slowed for lamar jackson to
00:48:37such a point that he he's just to me again to me he's the best quarterback in the nfl there's such a
00:48:43comfort level when your quarterback gets back and you know after a couple weeks people aren't the
00:48:48offensive line isn't isn't gelling well with the new voice back there when you get your guy back
00:48:53it's one of the greatest feelings of an offensive line and as a team together like the way the the
00:48:58team will gel and and have chemistry on offense with lamar back there and just like the the level of
00:49:04comfortability long word for me there um comfortability yeah thank you dana it's it's it's a great you
00:49:12know it's it's comforting i said comforting about oh no you had it dude you know i'm just going to
00:49:16shut up i'm kind of buzzing off the beers but you know what it is what it is you know there's no
00:49:21i said last week that whenever lamar came back he they had to put their foot on the gas and just
00:49:26continue to go i was right last week i i think that they are going to continue to do that i mean lamar
00:49:32is just that guy again two and five you look at that team last week and you're like what can they do
00:49:37lamar comes back and you see the full longevity of what they are able to do as a full team i i
00:49:44mean the vikings they're fun they're good but i i think lamar goes out there and just does work yeah
00:49:50lamar has a 24 and three record against the nfc i think that improves to 25 and three here i mean brian
00:49:58flores obviously that defense is going to be ready they're going to be blitzing them but i think this
00:50:02is his game to kind of come in and say hey we are like solidified we are back not an easy defense
00:50:09to go against but if there's one quarterback that can go out there and make it happen we all know it's
00:50:13lamar yeah and yeah i mean the ravens have also only allowed one uh passing touchdown the last three
00:50:20games their defense is also figuring it out a little bit i'm a stats guy that inspires me i'm back
00:50:28typically an eyeballs guy i watch the game and i react but every now and then you gotta think listen
00:50:34man national tv has evolved him i hop on tv i gotta start dropping facts so i love it their defense is
00:50:41also rounding into form a little bit along with their offense so you know their defense was horrendous
00:50:47to start the season if they can get some of their key guys back from injuries and just keep winning
00:50:52against the schedule you know before we know it they're going to be 10 and five and in 11 and
00:50:58five and and be in the playoffs right yeah you know you had stats but do you have any fun facts about
00:51:03this game uh baltimore um have i been to baltimore of minnesota crabs crabs uh do you have crabs crab legs
00:51:14vikings horns crab legs i learned about vikings recently i can tell no they weren't they were uh they
00:51:20didn't have horns yeah how about that there we go that's a fun fact hey fun fact vikings didn't
00:51:25have a fun fact i did go to minnesota once it was really snowy and everybody had accents yeah
00:51:33let's drink some soda pops there bud hey there bud why don't we hit the links there
00:51:37well don't you know hey hey there buddy hey come the forego it was very nice very nice
00:51:43uh yeah soda pop yeah again lamar the best in the league win blitzed and vikings also guys jj
00:51:51mccarthy versus lamar jackson like sometimes you can't boil it down to that just simplify it it's
00:51:56jj mccarthy who i think is okay good real quick on pats bucks are the pats an easy schedule merchant
00:52:03right now at seven and two the pats combined opponent winning percentage to this point 355 easiest in the
00:52:10entire nfl for the remainder of the season the pats combined opponent win percentage 358 the easiest
00:52:19in the nfl okay look at that sketch man i will counter that and say three of those games are tough
00:52:26games okay ravens bills bucks the rest of them yeah okay some layups in there however yeah the ravens
00:52:35messing up the math too here because they're right there but it's three and five they they're not four
00:52:39and five they should they're they're a better four and five than they are now i will say to all my
00:52:44fellow patriots fans out there let's just chill out a little bit let's relax like i know this is
00:52:51exciting talking to dave talking no no no no i'm talking about all the fans who are like ready to
00:52:56crown us let's chill okay we have a lot of time left on this schedule a lot of season left
00:53:04a lot of games left i know drake may looks amazing but let's just be realistic and chill
00:53:11if he beats the bucks if he beats the ravens if he beats the bills then we can start talking yeah yeah
00:53:16i mean to your younger yeah question i mean that that is the opportunity right this is the opportunity
00:53:19for drake may to go over completely because you will not be able to attack him you won't be able to
00:53:23find a chink in the armor if uh if he if if if he goes into tampa bay right and takes care of a
00:53:29bucks team that's been very damn good i just want and i'm not making comparisons here i'm just trying
00:53:34to be realistic i just want people to remember what mac jones did his rookie year with 10 wins
00:53:41that's true into the playoffs okay it's true i just want it and he drake may looks worlds better
00:53:46than mac jones i'm just saying let's take a step back and realize we haven't been playing the best
00:53:52teams in the league all right next up on the list we got rams niners uh again matt stafford dominating
00:53:58the nfl right now 21 tuds two picks this is a classic uh west rivalry here i i i i'm odd with
00:54:09the niners because i never liked the niners i never give the niners credit yeah they're injured all hell
00:54:14now granted they're getting a bit healthier no iu this week but bryce huff expected return
00:54:19ricky pierce all has a chance to play kittle just got back their center jake brindle has a chance to
00:54:24return this week but it's still mac jones i i just i yeah okay this is what i'm gonna say even in san
00:54:32francisco i'm picking the rams that said i'm picked against the niners almost every time this year and
00:54:36they proved me wrong many of the time yeah i'm with the rams here i just love stafford love what
00:54:41he's doing there that's it yeah that's all i got uh all right let's jump to steelers chargers then
00:54:47steelers heading to l.a to take on the chargers and to me i love this game because we talk about
00:54:53the ravens being a three and five team that's probably better than they are these are two
00:54:57teams of five and three and six and three that are probably maybe not as good as their records would
00:55:03have you believe both these teams winning with culture that's how the steelers always seem to
00:55:08win you know rod's been good this year and and as far as the charges go that's not it traditionally but
00:55:13i do think that harbaugh's got the culture of that team moving in the right direction so what we're
00:55:17going to figure out is which team becomes real and what i would ask you is when you look at these two
00:55:24teams what do they need to show you to make you believe that they are real i think for the steelers
00:55:31it's just sustaining solid defense because they've had weeks where they've looked like the worst
00:55:37defense in the nfl recently looking a little bit better i think just to show that they're for real
00:55:43i think their offense is fine i mean correct me if i'm wrong katie but just an eyeball test i think
00:55:48their offense is with rogers looking adequate yeah it's about the defense they added kyle duggar
00:55:56and jalen ramsey i think that secondary just i think they just as long as they can show some signs
00:56:02of being decent in these tough games here and when the winter comes that's what it is for me for
00:56:08this and and and the deep like the defense played a great game against a very good colts offense best
00:56:14offense in the nfl like how will we take what we did on sunday and take it to la and and just i don't
00:56:21know it's scary the defense it's week to week with the defense but the chargers they have to prove that
00:56:26they can play without two of arguably one of the you know the best tackles sean slater and joe all
00:56:32yeah yes um you know it's i hate that joe wall went down like it sucks but how i mean i've watched
00:56:39a lot of film on the chargers offense line the center is having some troubles communication with
00:56:44herbert communication with the rest of the o-line it felt like joe wall back last week like he he was
00:56:50he's been playing well but him going down i just don't see a world where that offense line can
00:56:56protect herbert enough to put a pressure on the steelers defense yeah it's um it's insane how
00:57:03much all this meant to this team like if you look at the numbers it's night and day
00:57:06yeah and and y'all y'all hit the exact two questions right can the steelers defense be
00:57:10consistent because if they can then they're legitimate yeah and can the charges offensive
00:57:13line somehow hold up because if they can they're legitimate i don't know that i believe in either if
00:57:18i had to choose one i would choose the steelers i agree because we've seen it and i don't
00:57:24trust his charges off his line at all i mean they just traded for trevor pinning yeah yeah who megan
00:57:30you can speak to not a uh not exactly the best yeah no i i think i would agree with like dana's
00:57:35take two i think the steelers again they they just got to figure out what they're doing on defense like
00:57:40they do have rogers they have pieces that can win them games and they just they got to figure it out yeah
00:57:47um and then our final game to break down here eagles packers uh to me this is a we know how awesome
00:57:53they are so don't kind of pay attention to them game but one will prove to be more awesome than
00:57:58the other uh classic here because the packers i mean as good as they started i feel like we don't
00:58:02actually mention them as much as they deserve the eagles as well because they've been so good for so
00:58:06long and they win in such a um business-like fashion yeah with jalen hurts back there that
00:58:12sometimes they don't tend to garner the storylines but make no mistake this is monday night football
00:58:17this is two of the nfc's elite and this is a chance for a young packers team which you know
00:58:23again i keep using the okc thunder uh uh comparison because that's who this packers team has been to me
00:58:29young and trying to learn how to win over the last three years all the main piece is still there
00:58:33this is an excellent opportunity for them at home to prove we're taking the next regular season step
00:58:39by beating the defending super bowl champions i did i don't know man they look shaky losing to the
00:58:44panthers yeah the panthers are knocked i mean their losses their losses are panthers and browns
00:58:50it doesn't it doesn't really add up the eagles also just added jalen phillips and that defense
00:58:56gets even better yeah i think this is eagles eagles eagles i agree i mean the packers i again i can
00:59:04sometimes get duped by these games like the game they had last weekend where they lost to the panthers
00:59:09that that kind of holds the next week to me i start it doesn't leave my mind it's there and
00:59:15sometimes you need that type of game to like kind of kick you on the butt a little bit yeah but i
00:59:20don't know the eagles adding jalen phillips is huge yeah their defense was already nasty and they got
00:59:26even better yeah howie roseman and they're coming off a bye right so yeah yeah i think after like week
00:59:31three i took a future on the packers to win the super bowl is like plus 900 it's plus a thousand now like
00:59:36this team it looked so electric yeah to start the year oh yeah so electric i was all all over it
00:59:44now it's just like again they haven't they haven't really tickled my fancy as of recent
00:59:50and then you're going against the philadelphia eagles who have been up and down all year
00:59:54but it's still jalen hurts i think i put him on my graphic did you put everyone else no no no i
01:00:00thought about it there was a no i mean i didn't put josh out on my your hindsight's 20 20 t
01:00:06bob it's okay yeah no i i i thought about hurts but i and i'm a massive hurts fan um i i think the
01:00:12packers i think the packers get one back here at home all right when we get back though here we go
01:00:17barstool we're gonna go around the office i asked everybody yesterday when it's too early start
01:00:21decorating for christmas and we got smash your pass baby that's right our favorite friday
01:00:28say we come back don't go anywhere you're watching wake up barstool
01:00:33what's going on y'all welcome back to wake up barstool we're gonna go around the office
01:00:36and figure out when it's time to start decorating for christmas let's go chef uh is it too early to
01:00:42start decorating for christmas i say absolutely no you can't white boy rick is it too early to start
01:00:46decorating for christmas it's absolutely not too early christmas is the best time of the year if you
01:00:50want to get a head start and spread some holiday joy get that in your life who am i to say no
01:00:55ever heard of the first amendment yeah i love christmas you still need two months you get you
01:00:59want to if you have it all in one month it means more payton is it too early to start decorating for
01:01:03christmas yes yes yes yes yes it's fall decorate pumpkins do not put your christmas tree out before
01:01:11thanksgiving is over i am one of those people that never takes my decorations down okay just leave them
01:01:17up year round it's always christmas the trip hell yeah dude it's a whole yeah let's go all right eddie is it too
01:01:22early to start decorating for christmas yes put on a pilgrim hat or something so i can't listen to
01:01:27christian music right now no poor jerry danny is it too early to start decorating for christmas no it
01:01:33is not look at this dude tell him danny november 1st is appropriate i want all the christmas songs
01:01:38right now let's go is it too early to start decorating for christmas absolutely after thanksgiving only
01:01:44it's a that is a crime is it too early to start decorating for christmas oh way too early way too early
01:01:51okay so when do we start when you finish your turkey on thanksgiving maresh is it too early to
01:01:56start decorating for christmas banned why won't you why are you refusing to be on wake up barstool
01:02:00because you guys have cut me from several other times that i've given good answers danny has no i
01:02:08know you're sitting over his shoulder saying cut that cut that cut that is so not you told me you had
01:02:13final cut are you allowed to start decorating for christmas right now no you cannot not until
01:02:18after thanksgiving there's an order to holidays this isn't numb okay there it is guys uh look it
01:02:27looks like a lot of the people in here think you gotta wait till after thanksgiving but i got kids
01:02:31one month ain't enough that i'm about to start listening to music and i'm putting the decorations
01:02:36up and you can't stop me wake up barstool uh what do you guys think i love maresh i love maresh as well
01:02:44we finally got him in a video he's been refusing to answer questions since we cut him out the first
01:02:48couple uh and now he's back decorating for christmas yes or no right now i think you can start thinking
01:02:53about christmas but i i've i've grew up in a family where we didn't put the tree up until after
01:02:59thanksgiving we didn't start what about no tree i think we're going to maybe do some decorations but
01:03:03no tree until after i think it's the opposite the tree takes the longest to put up it's the most tedious if
01:03:10you have ornaments that you've had from like your childhood that are all glass you have to unwrap them
01:03:16i'm fully supportive of putting your christmas decorations up like you know after halloween
01:03:23because again you get to enjoy them more they're a pain in the butt to put up they're a pain in the
01:03:27butt to take down decorating for for thanksgiving it's again it's just like halloween extension yeah i
01:03:35love thanksgiving but i don't need the decorations i just need early morning bloody marys and then
01:03:40food all day hell yeah i i can do christmas decorations while i drink bloody marys and eat turkey
01:03:47yeah i don't think one month is enough with kids and i get it i get it i get it but i mean whatever
01:03:51we'll we'll we'll see how we end up playing can i give a hot take yeah all right scrooge i think
01:03:55thanksgiving is so much better than halloween oh it's because you're a big boy no i agree with that
01:04:01whole reason i agree with that i think no i think thanksgiving is my second favorite holiday for
01:04:05sure it's incredible meal roasting is always fun football family yeah grateful you guys must have
01:04:12awesome like family thanksgivings mine is always just chaos to be fair i haven't been home and for
01:04:18thanksgiving in seven years so oh wow but the times because of football but the times i was there
01:04:24they're just growing up thingsgiving stuffing balls dude yeah my dad would make these oysters
01:04:30they're charbroiled oysters he'd put cocktail then a piece of bacon and then like he would uh broil
01:04:35the bacon so it'd get crispy and then put mozzarella cheese on top dude they are the best charbroiled
01:04:40oysters ever i'm gonna say smash yeah yeah for sure uh which means it is now time to play smash or pass
01:04:50friday food edition with the big boys here what do we got up first guys
01:04:58uh smash yes a pierogi style taco i love pierogies so much explain a pierogi to me it is like a pillowy
01:05:07potato filled potato wrapper i think it's it's so good i grew up eating i think pierogies are like if i
01:05:16ever do once for lunch with chef donnie i'm doing pierogies wait so what you're you're stuffing so
01:05:21it's it's like a it's almost like a dumpling skin okay but it's it's filled with potato like a mashed
01:05:27potato almost the pierogi skin is made from potato and cheese you can put sour crowd and and there's
01:05:33so much you could do you could do like a bacon uh a a bacon wrap like a bacon pierogi there's so much
01:05:39you could do that sounds amazing i would say object like this like sounds good but the looks of it
01:05:44i'm gonna have to pass oh no it's a smash i've never indulged in pierogi oh my gosh guys guarantee
01:05:50it's something i would enjoy yeah i mean maybe i'll make them for bbc you look at those big sausage
01:05:54chunks and i'm i'm so into all right smash yeah smash 100 uh smash pass rocky mountain oysters
01:06:03they're bowl testicles yeah these are bowl testicles oh that's a rocky mountain
01:06:06oysters yeah pass i'm out i've never had them the gritty grind of the bowl no thank you dana
01:06:13no dana dana first i know it's not called first taste heaven's no but you want to try a new food
01:06:19that you've never tried before this would be thrown in the trash to be fair though if it was put in
01:06:26front of you and no one told you you would eat it it's right i would not if you say the word oyster
01:06:31in front of me i'm out no they're not saying oyster they're just saying uh here this is a fried
01:06:34appetizer it doesn't look very fried like uh like uh like uh like a hush puppy or something
01:06:40i gotta lie to you it's a meat it's a meatball that looks too meaty for me it is a big testicle
01:06:46i feel like if you bit into it too just like oh guys it would hold on it would bust all right
01:06:52i'm saying pass i'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm not passing all right what do we got next
01:06:58uh beets i'll pass so beets are one of those don't they have the genetic thing that like
01:07:02cilantro has where to some people they taste good and some people they taste like i hate cilantro
01:07:07i've never heard so that might be there's a genetic element it makes cilantro taste like soap yeah yeah
01:07:13to this and i think these may have to say i love cilantro i can't get enough of it uh i can't again
01:07:18i can't say i've indulged doesn't look great looks like raw tuna beets are good on things i think on
01:07:25cottage cheese people eat them a lot beets are good in salads i've had them on burgers before they've been
01:07:30quite good but i do not like beets alone okay also they stain your skin yeah yeah i mean they they
01:07:36they are the one of the dirtiest foods out there uh color wise pass on the beats
01:07:42uh a pokeball i love smash smash smash i love pokemon never indulge again hot take i think it's too much
01:07:50going on in your mouth oh no way when you mix it all together i just it's like i like little tiny sushi
01:07:55rolls and then you eat that it's just big that looks like a good i got a galgamation oh no you
01:08:00were so amalgamation yeah there we go dude amalgamation i love uh like my thanksgiving plate is all
01:08:09the elements thrown together and just swirled up into gravy one and then gravy over the top
01:08:15and so that's what a poke bowl is to me so this is a smash 10 out of 10. but data you just tried sushi
01:08:20for the first time yeah i doubt you've had a pokeball i know i have i've never had this but i'd be
01:08:23very willing to try hell yeah and i'm sure i'd smash very good uh all right what do we got next
01:08:30fried ass smash especially with a a crab cream sauce or a crawfish cream sauce over the top
01:08:36oh they're so good i can't get over tomatoes oh this makes me a uh this makes me a bad southerner
01:08:42oh they're so good i know this is a southern staple i would definitely i'd try it can i make them for you
01:08:46yeah you know look i i've tried fried so i think your taste buds change like every seven years right
01:08:51yeah so i try things that i don't like yeah isn't that crazy i try things that i don't like
01:08:58like i hated pickles my whole life and now i love pickles wow came out of nowhere the last i used to
01:09:02hate coffee and mushrooms before i got pregnant the second time then i craved both of both of them and
01:09:07i like i feel like my my taste buds have been the exact same just i like chicken and no look at you
01:09:13evolving though what have you tried so you love baked beans now you like coffee cheese now you like sushi
01:09:19now true there's just so many things i haven't tried man chicken and cheese and bread i like bread
01:09:25i've always liked bread you've tried rocks before uh i would be again i used to eat rocks yeah um shout
01:09:33out miss beers i'd try this i'm sure i'd try it i promise you if i made it for you guys you would
01:09:38eat the entire plate okay i promise all right i'm down i mean look i would i would try them it's a
01:09:43pass for now but a tentative tentative pass all right what do we got next last one here uh skyline
01:09:50spice ice cream i don't know if i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and pass i like my chili hot yeah this is
01:09:56a pass i'll do skyline chili yes but i don't know about that ice cream i wish i brought some back when
01:10:01i was there the other week what is it what's the spice what is it i didn't try it but i would
01:10:05like well dana wish and ye shall oh no all right oh i'm nervous now oh oh all right off the top are we
01:10:27all gonna take a bite at the same time oh they have it has oyster crackers in it what i don't think
01:10:32i'm gonna like this i've drank beer on this episode this is already kind of making me want to gag a
01:10:37little bit i don't i don't oh my god i can smell it smells exactly like skyline tastes i got to get
01:10:44an oyster cracker in there i guess are we going i'm really not good with textures oh it smells like cinnamon
01:10:50yeah because they have cinnamon in it oh yeah oh i have to have the whole oh all right here we go
01:10:56this is some cheers boys skyline uh skyline spice ice cream
01:11:04okay that's really good yeah it tastes like the holidays it's just just cinnamon it tastes like an
01:11:10eggnog yeah it's good it's like eggnog it's just cinnamon hey not as bad as i thought come on guys
01:11:15hand up i was wrong i thought it was gonna be i judged i judged it's very good the oyster cracker right
01:11:21now yeah the oyster cracker is a good texture change i could eat that whole thing all because
01:11:26all i'm tasting is is cinnamon yeah yeah it tastes like it like a eggnog ice cream that's good okay
01:11:32big upset thank you guys for surprising me with that that was fun big upset skyline spice ice cream
01:11:37the smash smash yeah smash four out of four smash shout out maresh maresh is the one who found the
01:11:44ice cream brought in thank you maresh and he may wake up farce on the video do you know what would be
01:11:48good on top of that what's that if you got like a little like uh like apple pie filling
01:11:52oh yeah yeah you put that on top of an apple pie slice
01:11:57excellent now excellent culinary instincts there really good job megan all right uh that's smasher
01:12:05pass friday food edition coming up next let's go out and close out the show the skillet boys back
01:12:10another skillet parlay and guys the first skillet parlay got burned oh not good ingredients were
01:12:16left out not good showed up late uh we went oh of four not good guys you know mathematically just as
01:12:23impressive yeah true uh but coming up next we're going to try to redeem ourselves with another skillet
01:12:28special parlay coming up here on wake up barstool
01:12:34college football friday is under the lights in prime time tonight jaden maiava leads 19th ranked
01:12:40usc against one of the and one of the nation's best offenses against northwestern tonight 9 p.m
01:12:46eastern 6 p.m pacific only on fox uh interesting game with all the lincoln riley rumors starting to
01:12:55swirl again interesting jaden maiava been uh the the the top rated quarterback for much of the
01:13:03season usc leading the nation in yards per play legan riley seemingly finding himself once again but
01:13:11usc kind of found wanting on the biggest stages save for that michigan game thus far yeah it's gonna
01:13:17be a fun one to watch tonight uh where northwestern's been way over their skis yeah oh yeah i mean i don't
01:13:22you know they've been playing great they're three and two in the big ten nobody would ever expect
01:13:26that usc have four and one hand up i have no idea what northwestern's been doing because i can't bet
01:13:30them uh yeah that's true well it's true we're here in the lordy camp yeah bbc here's the bbc guys
01:13:35remember new episodes every single thursday we got a vlog coming out where we went to uh the wicked waxer
01:13:42yes yesterday and got our backs waxed um we're all very smooth now uh dana's less sensitive egyptian
01:13:51skin probably took it the best i've got all of skin boys yeah i should have made all of skin
01:13:57taking a bit better care of my back immediately afterwards yesterday i'm feeling a little sticky
01:14:01today yeah i'm feeling a little sticky today but i think it's going to be good in the end no more
01:14:05angel wings don't wear lower back here yeah for the boys here in the panel and shout out to ella for uh
01:14:10this wonderful content we're pumping out for you guys you can see it the invitational
01:14:15barstool sports advisor shout out stu feiner bbc everything everything top that's right
01:14:21guys uh all right let's get into our skillet special parlay oh and we got mostly hoops oh
01:14:27yeah oh you guys are in trouble you know in in march february this is gonna be a basketball program
01:14:32yeah hell yeah dude i'm eventually gonna get you guys to talk ball i don't know anything i'm gonna get
01:14:39you megan uh ever since i've known megan she has been making money on the softer mid-major college
01:14:46basketball uh ecosystem i am so i can't wait to start talking they have like you know 250 games
01:14:52on a day they can't keep up with all that yeah exactly so how do you how do you find where you
01:14:56take your shots though when you're looking at these mid-majors that you bet on so whenever i'm looking
01:15:00what i'm looking for is just a humongous discrepancy in what i think the line should be and if i'm looking
01:15:06and i think a team should be favored by 15 and they're only laying three just because again the bookmakers
01:15:11don't have time to deal with small market teams like middle tennessee state or whoever uh and so i
01:15:18i start following those early just like uh indiana state a couple years ago i was on them early they
01:15:23got they were money for me um i think it was like so how do you know though what you think the spread
01:15:30should be like how do you keep up with all of these teams so i i go look at data and information and
01:15:34more people so my best my best uh advice is you always surround yourself with people who are
01:15:41smarter than you yeah because if not then you're just going off of your own logic and your own
01:15:46almost like a narcissistic narcissistic tendency where you think you're always right i look at
01:15:51everyone else i get all the data that i can from the people that i think are the smartest and then i
01:15:56look at the line discrepancies and then i play from there and then each week i progress and if you
01:16:00know the team that i think should win by 15 that's you know only favored by three if they win by 25
01:16:05i'll probably play them again next week because the bookmakers aren't keeping up with the small
01:16:09markets uh so there it is guys the skill or that's excuse me that's um mostly hoops how's the first
01:16:14episode awesome awesome we're just getting into the swing of things talking about it's it's tough
01:16:19talking about predictions but once the games start going yeah that's when you really get in the flow
01:16:24being able to talk about the sports you're watching and i had a great great first week of hoops a lot
01:16:29good games this weekend um pumped up oh college basketball i know you guys are the big boys the
01:16:34football guys just something about basketball gets me tingly inside danny you got a game that you're
01:16:40gonna be zeroed in on this weekend obviously arizona florida was kind of the big one i think thus far
01:16:44yeah um there was one i think hold on there was one i've been looking at it's so hard to transition
01:16:52into college basketball at this point because we're we're literally in the thick of football yeah it's like
01:16:57i can't my brain can't commute like compute like i've already i was in baseball when basketball
01:17:01and when football started football's here basketball starting i'm all over the place yeah the the the
01:17:07bandwidth is stretched to the uh absolute limits here bama st john's that's the one oh dude top 15
01:17:15matchup rick patino nato's gonna be an absolute i think it's gonna be extremely high scoring can't wait to
01:17:22watch yeah that's a uh that that's those are two very fast-paced teams or at least i know bam is i
01:17:27guess i know about st john's but we're gonna learn y'all are gonna teach us yes sir here on wake up
01:17:31barstool throughout the college basketball season all right it's time for a skilled special parlay as
01:17:35we said guys last week uh we went winless as mathematically impressive as going undefeated
01:17:44but um a rough one so here's we got this week megan you like washington as your main pick here i do they
01:17:50should be able just to bully the battered wisconsin front wisconsin hasn't been impressive they have
01:17:55a limited pass game and concerns at running back i don't think they have a shot here unless they
01:18:00control control tempo from quarter one to four again i don't see that happening the huskies are
01:18:04dependable the offense is balanced they control pace and extend drives creative play calls i love
01:18:10the huskies here minus ten and a half all right there you go hitting the road to madison uh dana you
01:18:15go into the nfl for this one i did we got the bills nine and a half at the dolphins i actually just
01:18:19checked it was just down to eight and a half so get it while you can um listen the bills need to
01:18:27start firing they need to start winning these games this is a game they should win handily i can easily
01:18:32see this being an absolute blowout i know mcdaniel's still going to be the coach but i i think they bury
01:18:38him here this is y'all's number one quarterback katik what do you got yeah i think i was going to force
01:18:42or we're going to play their brand of football there it's at kinnick it's going to be a tough environment
01:18:48i really really really like iowa with the points but i i think they win the game straight up straight
01:18:54up yeah okay so if you want to speak a little straight up here line guys katik loves it uh for
01:19:00me indiana minus 14 and a half at penn state indiana covers uh especially under signetti signetti likes
01:19:06even though penn state may not be the team that they were at the beginning of the year going into happy
01:19:11valley and dominating penn state is still a massive feather in indiana's newly tailored cap
01:19:19guys that's it thank you big boys thank you megan thank you great job everybody back in
01:19:23production it's a very fun friday wake up barstool we'll be back on monday recapping all the action
01:19:28we love you and we'll see you later here on fs1
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