Euphoria - Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00:06a lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school honestly nothing good
00:00:34thank you my friend
00:01:01And I've got such a long way to go, such a long way to go, to make it to the
00:01:06border of Mexico, so I ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the wind, ride like the
00:01:17wind, ride like the wind.
00:01:43I don't know, I don't know.
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:21Okay.
00:02:24Shh.
00:02:28Go back.
00:02:34Ah!
00:02:38Come on!
00:02:50Oh, my God.
00:02:51There's a couple...
00:02:57There?
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:18Oh, my...
00:03:31Oh, shit.
00:03:34Oh, shit.
00:03:34Oh, shit.
00:03:50Oh, my God.
00:04:14Oh, shit.
00:04:35There we go.
00:04:39There we go.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Oh, shit.
00:04:52Oh, shit.
00:04:57Oh, shit.
00:04:58Oh, shit.
00:05:09Oh, shit.
00:05:13Oh, shit.
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:25Sure.
00:06:43That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
00:06:46It's Dahlia's.
00:06:51Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:55We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving
00:07:00us our trespasses.
00:07:02And Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the
00:07:09pure evil that's pouring across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United
00:07:14States of America.
00:07:15Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:24I'm going to help get your place with you.
00:07:26Here, let me get some first, Dad.
00:07:28This is our address.
00:07:29Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:40Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:46Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:52God bless.
00:07:53Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:16God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:41I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:31Oh, shit!
00:09:32Hey, Fosco!
00:09:32USA!
00:09:33Hey, USA!
00:09:34USA!
00:09:35USA!
00:09:36USA!
00:09:37USA!
00:09:38USA!
00:09:39USA!
00:09:40USA!
00:09:42USA!
00:09:43Oh!
00:10:06USA!
00:10:10Come on!
00:10:14I said, hey.
00:10:15Your daddy!
00:10:18Here we go.
00:10:20He came here.
00:10:21It packed to them for nothing.
00:10:23What's she doing?
00:10:25That's bad.
00:10:27Hold on.
00:10:28The fire.
00:10:33Go on.
00:10:35Always on.
00:10:45To be continued...
00:11:23Hello, Rue.
00:11:26Hey, baby.
00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:30I had to leave behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab, then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:02You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No.
00:12:18You did 46 months ago.
00:12:20And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe
00:12:30me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:37Uh, $43 million.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:08Oh, there you go.
00:13:10Oh, there you go.
00:13:36I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Oh, there you go.
00:13:42Claro que sí.
00:13:43Disfruta.
00:13:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:52The danger of body packing is...
00:14:55Uh, if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:14:59You'll be right.
00:15:05What's your time for?
00:15:08Maybe more than a kilo.
00:15:11Let's go fishing, brother.
00:15:28Hey, get your ass in the car.
00:15:30Okay, we got a bus like three.
00:15:59Yo, sorry.
00:16:01Don't, man.
00:16:01I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you got to keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:06Read through it.
00:16:10Damn.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:35Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:43Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45It's me.
00:16:47Faye Valentine?
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:16:53I don't.
00:16:56No.
00:17:03I don't know.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Laura!
00:17:53Harlan!
00:17:54She's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer and send the...
00:17:56Dishwasher.
00:17:58My man.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:04Hang in there.
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:07Just where are you doing?
00:18:08I had an accident.
00:18:10You better get the bucket.
00:18:16And that, ladies and gentlemen,
00:18:19is how fentanyl
00:18:20is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided,
00:18:35Lori left East Highland
00:18:36and went into business
00:18:36with her cousin Harley
00:18:37and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred,
00:18:44but I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, right?
00:18:48Here's the rule.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:54Praise the Lord!
00:18:57I'd done a dozen runs
00:18:59over the course of two years
00:19:00and somehow
00:19:01ended up their number one mule.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:18I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know,
00:19:24he's trying to get out
00:19:25of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:31He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got
00:19:34a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What's safe?
00:19:41The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados
00:19:44and you can make
00:19:45a lot of money
00:19:47with avocados.
00:19:56What else does he have
00:19:57in that safe?
00:19:59I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way
00:20:08to, like,
00:20:09take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs,
00:20:19I'd pick up extra cash
00:20:20driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm
00:20:30down in Texas
00:20:31and bombed all around
00:20:34for a time.
00:20:36Then one day
00:20:37I found myself
00:20:39staring
00:20:40at a sign
00:20:42that red sun
00:20:43set and buying
00:20:44the big cars
00:20:46the city is crumbling.
00:20:49Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:56Oh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01All right.
00:21:02Let's go.
00:21:03You stay in trouble.
00:21:05Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:07Why are these
00:21:08still auditioning?
00:21:09I wonder.
00:21:10Hey, babe.
00:21:11How are you?
00:21:11I'm fine.
00:21:13I'm fine.
00:21:14I'm fine.
00:21:19I'm fine.
00:21:20I'm fine.
00:21:20I'm fine.
00:21:24I'm fine.
00:21:27I'm fine.
00:21:29How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, no, no, it was great.
00:21:31Uh, just got to hang out
00:21:32with Gia
00:21:33and she's doing good.
00:21:34She's, like,
00:21:35top of her class.
00:21:36So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes Lexi
00:21:40would let me crash
00:21:41on her couch.
00:21:43But I always came
00:21:44with a lecture.
00:21:46What are your
00:21:46long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't
00:21:48be honest about
00:21:49what I've been up to,
00:21:51I'd be fake.
00:21:52Right now,
00:21:53it's kind of just
00:21:53a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan
00:21:56for the future
00:21:56because pretty soon
00:21:57Uber drivers
00:21:58are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be
00:22:01automated, like AI.
00:22:02They're not going to
00:22:02need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know,
00:22:11I met these, uh,
00:22:13these Christians
00:22:13on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:16Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off,
00:22:19but, yeah,
00:22:19the Miller family.
00:22:21I can't stop
00:22:22thinking about them.
00:22:23There's, like,
00:22:24six kids
00:22:25and they lived
00:22:27on a farm
00:22:27with, like,
00:22:28a bunch of
00:22:28animals
00:22:29and no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think
00:22:33that they were
00:22:34the happiest people
00:22:35I've ever met
00:22:36in my life.
00:22:37Because they're
00:22:37in a cult.
00:22:39Oh, well,
00:22:39maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like
00:22:44if I grew up religious,
00:22:46maybe my life
00:22:47would be better.
00:22:47Well,
00:22:48I'm not going to be
00:22:49friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're
00:22:53judgmental.
00:23:01You know,
00:23:01you really should
00:23:02call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty,
00:23:08but I just,
00:23:09I haven't,
00:23:09I haven't had any time.
00:23:11I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well,
00:23:12you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work, like,
00:23:16seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well,
00:23:19he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours
00:23:27and his hours
00:23:28don't really line up,
00:23:30so it's hard.
00:23:31Well, just, like,
00:23:32pick up the phone
00:23:33and call him.
00:23:33It's not like
00:23:34he's going anywhere.
00:23:36He's in prison
00:23:36for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working
00:23:41in Hollywood
00:23:42on a nighttime soap.
00:23:46Her boss,
00:23:48Patti Lance,
00:23:48was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers
00:23:51are the engineers
00:23:53of the human soul.
00:23:55People underestimate
00:23:56the power
00:23:57of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see
00:24:00on television
00:24:01directly impacts
00:24:03the way we see
00:24:04one another.
00:24:06The decisions
00:24:07we make
00:24:08at home,
00:24:09in schools,
00:24:10and more importantly,
00:24:12what we do
00:24:13at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means
00:24:17it's really important
00:24:19that we get
00:24:207-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right
00:24:23at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded
00:24:25by smart,
00:24:26creative people
00:24:27who cared about
00:24:27the world.
00:24:28This election
00:24:29is giving me
00:24:30so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister,
00:24:34who was living
00:24:34in some right-wing
00:24:35suburban bubble.
00:24:53She spent her free time
00:24:54trying to become
00:24:55TikTok famous.
00:24:58I do hope
00:25:00that doggie
00:25:02is for sale.
00:25:14very nice,
00:25:15Miss Cassie,
00:25:16very nice.
00:25:18And we go,
00:25:20we go,
00:25:20we go.
00:25:29So I go to work
00:25:30all day.
00:25:32I come home
00:25:33and you're
00:25:34pretending
00:25:34to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just
00:25:37creating content.
00:25:39There are dishes
00:25:39in the sink
00:25:40from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies
00:25:42buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry,
00:25:44Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize,
00:25:46Juana.
00:25:46You work for the two of us.
00:25:47She is a housekeeper,
00:25:49not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good
00:25:51at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:53Get to work.
00:25:54Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times
00:26:02do we have to talk
00:26:02about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world
00:26:06making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes
00:26:08across a video
00:26:08like this online,
00:26:10I'm a joke.
00:26:11People make money
00:26:12doing this.
00:26:12Think about what
00:26:13you're saying,
00:26:14what you're actually saying.
00:26:15How much is that
00:26:17doggie in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggie?
00:26:20I'm the doggie.
00:26:21So you're for sale?
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying
00:26:24is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not
00:26:28a doggie.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not
00:26:40a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting
00:26:42like you are.
00:26:43You are blowing this
00:26:43way out of proportion.
00:26:45I am growing my following.
00:26:46This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:26:59Just...
00:27:07Sit.
00:27:14You don't need to worry
00:27:16about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we
00:27:20remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen
00:27:23or the master en suite?
00:27:24Oh, maybe we will.
00:27:26But right now
00:27:27I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:31Well, it takes money
00:27:33to make money.
00:27:34Then let me chip in.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:45You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:49Mm.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over
00:27:57his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on
00:28:01and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We've got to put on
00:28:07a shower.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:11But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard
00:28:14it is to build
00:28:14in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding
00:28:18was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie
00:28:22was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:28Fuck.
00:28:52How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53How's it going on?
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:57I know.
00:28:57It's all happening.
00:28:58I got an A-plus-plus team
00:29:00working around the clock.
00:29:01I'm going to do it.
00:29:06Do you know how many
00:29:08baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:116,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward
00:29:1610 years from now,
00:29:17it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things
00:29:21certain in this life
00:29:22and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be
00:29:25the premier end-of-life
00:29:26transitional facility
00:29:27in California.
00:29:29We're going to offer
00:29:30dignity and care
00:29:31when these people
00:29:32need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure
00:29:36things are moving smoothly
00:29:37before I invest
00:29:38in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what
00:29:42we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here
00:29:45since the crack of dawn.
00:29:48Trust me, Kurt,
00:29:48we're going to make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried
00:29:51to tell me what I could
00:29:52and could not post
00:29:53on social media,
00:29:55castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get
00:29:57the online world.
00:29:58I mean, people make
00:29:59so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to
00:30:02fight about the prices
00:30:03of floral arrangements
00:30:04or a wedding cake
00:30:05or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can
00:30:06make money that fast.
00:30:08I mean, you can't
00:30:08on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:11See, I used to think
00:30:13the same thing,
00:30:13but I started reading
00:30:15and it's actually
00:30:16the biggest misconception.
00:30:17I mean, the platforms
00:30:18used to sell content,
00:30:20communicate,
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait, are you really
00:30:23considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:26Not until Nate
00:30:26started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff
00:30:33that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people
00:30:37pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper
00:30:39connection with me.
00:30:41Like, imagine,
00:30:42all the unhappy men
00:30:43in the world
00:30:44for just $50.
00:30:46they could get a personalized
00:30:48pick and text from me
00:30:49saying,
00:30:50good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:57People just want to feel special.
00:31:04Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:37Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:40No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you,
00:31:53but Maddie told me
00:31:54she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:01Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like hiring a chef
00:32:04of who doesn't cook.
00:32:05You ready?
00:32:07Maddie worked in management,
00:32:09representing influencers
00:32:10and a few actors,
00:32:11including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of LA Knight.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:49Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:50Gorgeous.
00:32:53What if he kisses her
00:32:55and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:03Spinner, kiss her,
00:33:05then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:23Good note.
00:33:25And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut!
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day
00:33:28Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:37Lisa!
00:33:53Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:57Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03Spencer's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Oh, hi.
00:34:07Yeah, please hold.
00:34:09I have Annie on line two.
00:34:11I'll take it.
00:34:15Darling, how are you?
00:34:17How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26But she had good relationships with the town.
00:34:28I want to have to stay at this thing.
00:34:30Stop pouting.
00:34:30You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a...
00:34:35Give me a fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:44Five grand for the night.
00:34:50Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:55Thank you, Ms. Marcia.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:35:00Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:01My life's manageable.
00:35:03Fine.
00:35:03Step two.
00:35:05Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:08I get it.
00:35:09But step three, I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:25That is that.
00:35:26You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30But I did meet this family, and they're super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:41That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:43Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That'll be a start.
00:35:46Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:55That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look, you're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:03That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06So being gay is a distraction?
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But hold on, it kind of makes sense, though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:26Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God, what are you writing?
00:36:30A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:37I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:43Dude.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:46Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Okay, okay.
00:36:49You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mistranslations.
00:36:59You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:01You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:10Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no.
00:37:23Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:24Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:33Amen.
00:37:35Hallelujah.
00:37:40All right.
00:37:49The first book of Moses called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:01The earth was without form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of
00:38:10God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:15Then God said,
00:38:17Let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Laurie needs you.
00:38:33Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:39:24Hey, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me?
00:39:29Really?
00:39:30Yeah, me.
00:39:31Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Hey.
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus and he'll fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for Faye.
00:39:42You know, I'm just the two of us.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:45Really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:59Ta-da!
00:40:01Good job.
00:40:06Let's move out.
00:40:07Good job.
00:40:20Let's move out.
00:40:21Go, go, go, go.
00:40:26Say her.
00:40:42And we'll come outside.
00:40:45We'll go.
00:40:47And we're dehydrated here.
00:40:48Let's move out of town.
00:41:48Hey, man.
00:41:50Uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs.
00:42:11Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21Yeah, for sure.
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:41Take a baby, bitch, look back.
00:42:43Take a turn, got a bitch, look back.
00:42:45I got a bitch, you got a bitch, so you know you're the truth.
00:42:48But I can fuck you better than you.
00:42:50Bitch, I'ma fuck you like a whore off the seat.
00:42:53I'ma fuck you with them.
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:29Yo, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:33Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:34Actually, you can do it.
00:43:38Do you like it?
00:43:39Is he talking?
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:40No.
00:43:41No.
00:43:41No.
00:43:42No.
00:43:43No.
00:43:44No.
00:43:44No.
00:43:46No.
00:43:46No.
00:43:47No.
00:44:00No.
00:44:00No.
00:44:10Oh, shit.
00:44:11Sorry.
00:44:12Actually, could you help me?
00:44:16Of course I can.
00:44:17Yeah, no problem.
00:44:18Thank you so much.
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:33Oh, yeah?
00:44:34It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:38Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:44You think so?
00:44:45Hell yeah.
00:44:46All right.
00:44:47There you go.
00:44:48No problem.
00:44:50So, how do you know Alamo?
00:44:56Marko!
00:44:59Marko!
00:45:00Marko!
00:45:01Marko!
00:45:03Marko!
00:45:04Marko!
00:45:04Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:06Marko!
00:45:07Marko!
00:45:08Marko!
00:45:08Marko!
00:45:09Marko!
00:45:09Marko!
00:45:09Marko!
00:45:11Marko!
00:45:12Marko!
00:45:14Marko!
00:45:17Marko!
00:45:18Marko!
00:45:19I promise you, I'm moving down the line, I come apart, but that's okay, trouble me, don't get my way,
00:45:31I come apart, baby, I'm there for you, gonna keep moving, gonna pull it down, I come apart, I come
00:45:47up getting down.
00:45:49There's no reason that we try, I'm going to have a little touch, she says control, I'm gonna be right
00:45:57back, she works for Lori.
00:46:16She works for Lori.
00:46:20dance with my girls,
00:46:22and you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:24I'm so sorry.
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady.
00:46:33Got that new bash, man.
00:46:40This'll hit the spot.
00:46:52I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.
00:46:57It's my little slice of heaven.
00:46:59Yeah, well, son of these girls, demons.
00:47:04That's because I hand select them.
00:47:06Oh, yeah? What business are you in?
00:47:09What the fuck is you, girl? FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious.
00:47:18I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:24More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined.
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:34Oh, shit, my men.
00:47:37Hell, yeah.
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:45I seen it.
00:47:48Pussy.
00:47:49That thing between your legs got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:53So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy
00:47:57with my cash register.
00:48:00Ka-ching.
00:48:02Ka-ching.
00:48:05Couple motherfucking shit.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:09Aw, man.
00:48:10Well, I came to the right fucking house, then.
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:12I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:15I own and operate five of the dirtiest, most delectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:22Fully nude.
00:48:24And always lewd.
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:28Yes.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:35That's like my dream job.
00:48:37Owen.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a hoe.
00:48:41No, man.
00:48:41No, no, no, no.
00:48:42I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know?
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:52Or troublemaking?
00:48:54Hmm?
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:55I see you.
00:48:56You a gay one, huh?
00:49:04I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:07What?
00:49:09You see me?
00:49:10We got a freak-up in here.
00:49:13I'm begging you.
00:49:14Hire me.
00:49:15Come on, man.
00:49:17Please.
00:49:19Don't you work for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:26Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:38That's right, babies.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41That's right.
00:49:42That's right.
00:49:43Your daddy.
00:49:44Yeah.
00:49:44Does he always like this?
00:49:45Look away.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:48Got it.
00:50:26How's the food?
00:50:29It's good.
00:50:30Great.
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:46So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals.
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So, I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000.
00:51:06I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:09But $50,000 on something that's gonna die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:16Well...
00:51:18I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:35What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:43I can...
00:51:44I can...
00:51:45make it.
00:51:47Doing what?
00:51:51So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:54Oh.
00:51:56And...
00:51:57there is a way...
00:51:59to make...
00:52:01a lot of money really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:08Only fans.
00:52:14The...
00:52:16the porn website.
00:52:18See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:21You actually just...
00:52:22You wanna do porn?
00:52:25Well, if you would just...
00:52:26let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:28You wanna sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:41Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:50Cause...
00:52:51I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:55So...
00:52:58So what...
00:52:59what are you trying to say?
00:53:01That...
00:53:01maybe we...
00:53:03shouldn't have a wedding
00:53:05if...
00:53:05you can't afford...
00:53:07a wedding.
00:53:12I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers
00:53:17till I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I got interest rates, the regulations,
00:53:21the Planning and Zoning Commission's trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:25And Kurt...
00:53:26Oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
00:53:29Hmm.
00:53:30Then maybe it's not the...
00:53:31right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:39I...
00:53:42I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:53This is gonna be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is...
00:53:56walking down that aisle.
00:53:59Surrounded by my friends...
00:54:03family...
00:54:04and $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:27What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones.
00:54:51You promised me.
00:54:53You're not gonna show those in your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:02Tish?
00:55:04Tish?
00:55:10Tish?
00:55:11Tish?
00:55:15Tish?
00:55:25Tish?
00:55:29Tish.
00:55:32She sent you?
00:55:34Sabotaged my shit?
00:55:36Is that what she did?
00:55:37She put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God, I just, I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:40I didn't pack it.
00:55:42I didn't open it.
00:55:42I had no idea.
00:55:45I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:49You tell me.
00:55:52It's gonna sound fucking stupid now, but I just, when we were talking, I thought that,
00:56:01I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:06Yeah?
00:56:06Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:10She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, packing my intestines
00:56:14and going across the border.
00:56:16It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:17And it's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:19Wait, wait, did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school, and then, like, my mom found it, and she flushed
00:56:29it down the toilet.
00:56:30I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better, but the
00:56:33point is, Lori came back, and she said that I owed her $100,000, and I have been paying
00:56:38for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:43So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I
00:56:49thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
00:56:54Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to,
00:57:00or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own
00:57:12whole size of heaven.
00:57:17So you believe in God?
00:57:22Yes, sir.
00:57:28Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:57:48I don't know.
00:57:49I don't know.
00:58:16I don't know.
00:58:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:59:20I'd stay real still.
00:59:33I'd stay real still.
00:59:37And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say...
00:59:50Mmm, God didn't make the little green apples, it don't rain, in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:11Mmm, God didn't make the little green apples, it don't rain, in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:24And when myself is feeling low, I look across the face of love to ease my mind.
01:00:58Oh, sometimes I call her up at home.
01:01:03Knowing she's busy, and ask if she could get away, meet me and grab a bite to eat.
01:01:21And she drops what she's doing, and hurries down to meet me, and I'm always late.
01:01:32But she sits waiting patiently, smiles when she first sees me, cause she's made that way.
01:01:42And if that's not loving me...
01:01:45And if that's not loving me...
01:01:46And if that's not loving me...
01:01:47And if that's not loving me...
01:01:49And if that's not loving me...
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