Euphoria Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00:06a lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school honestly nothing good
00:00:31oh
00:00:34oh
00:00:35oh
00:00:35oh
00:00:37oh
00:00:38oh
00:00:39oh
00:00:39oh
00:00:45oh
00:00:45it is the night
00:00:46my body's weak
00:00:48I'm on the run
00:00:50no time to sleep
00:00:52I've got to ride
00:00:55ride like the wind
00:00:56to be free again
00:01:01and I've got such a long way to go
00:01:04to make it to the border
00:01:07to make it cold
00:01:08to our ride
00:01:10like the wind
00:01:12ride like the wind
00:01:15spin around like the wind
00:01:17run around like the wind
00:01:18run around like the wind
00:01:20run around
00:01:42I don't like it.
00:02:12Oh my god.
00:02:19Fuck!
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:25Shhh.
00:02:28Can't go back.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:50It's cold.
00:03:07Ugh.
00:03:10Ah!
00:03:11Fuck!
00:03:18Oh my...
00:03:19Oh shit.
00:03:38Oh no...
00:03:40Oh no...
00:03:52Ugh!
00:03:54Ugh!
00:03:54Ah!
00:03:55Ah, ah, ah!
00:03:56Ah, ah!
00:03:57Ah!
00:03:59Ah!
00:04:14Oh, shit.
00:04:35There we go.
00:05:08There we go.
00:05:33There we go.
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:24Oh, sure.
00:06:43That's the best fucking milk I've ever had.
00:06:46It's Dahlia's.
00:06:51Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:55We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving
00:07:00us our trespasses.
00:07:02And, Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the
00:07:09pure evil that's pouring across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United
00:07:14States of America.
00:07:15Amen.
00:07:19Amen.
00:07:20Amen.
00:07:21Let's eat.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:24I'm going to help you get your place with you.
00:07:26Here, let me get you first, Dad.
00:07:28This is our address.
00:07:29Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Uh, yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:39Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bless your will.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:52God bless.
00:07:53Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:17God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:29But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:40I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:30Oh, shit.
00:09:32Cacad люди.
00:09:33USA!
00:09:34USA!
00:09:35U-U-S-A!
00:09:37U-S-A!
00:09:38U-S-A!
00:09:39U-S-A!
00:09:40U-S-A!
00:09:42U-S-A!
00:09:43U-S-A!
00:11:23Hello, Rue.
00:11:28Where's my car?
00:11:29I had to leave it behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab, then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:00Lori, hey.
00:12:01How are you?
00:12:03You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah.
00:12:05I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:06You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No, you did 46 months ago, and now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months
00:12:28means that you actually owe me $43,887,000.
00:12:40I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:09Don't leave me alone.
00:13:27Don't leave me alone.
00:13:35Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que si. Disfruta.
00:13:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:52The danger of body packing is,
00:14:56if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:28Hey, put your ass in the car.
00:15:30Okay, we gotta cost like three.
00:15:31I don't know.
00:15:59Yo, sorry.
00:16:01Don't, man.
00:16:01I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:06Breathe through it.
00:16:10Damn.
00:16:10Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:15No gracias.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:34Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:44Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45That's me.
00:16:47Hey, Valentine.
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:16:54Do-do-do-do.
00:17:03I don't know.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:52Laura!
00:17:53Harlan!
00:17:54She's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer.
00:17:56It's in the dishwasher.
00:17:58My man.
00:17:59Come on, bro.
00:18:02Hang in there.
00:18:03Hang in there.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:07Just breathe.
00:18:08I had an accident.
00:18:10You better get the bucket.
00:18:17And that, ladies and gentlemen,
00:18:19is how fentanyl
00:18:20is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided,
00:18:35Lori left East Highland
00:18:36and went into business
00:18:36with her cousin Harley
00:18:37and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying
00:18:42they're inbred.
00:18:44But I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, right?
00:18:48Here's the rule.
00:18:49You haven't been killed
00:18:51or caught yet.
00:18:57I've done a dozen runs
00:18:59over the course of two years
00:19:00and somehow
00:19:01ended up their number one mule.
00:19:03I guess we finally found something.
00:19:06Okay.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17Oh, I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know,
00:19:24he's trying to get out
00:19:25of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:31He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got
00:19:34a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:38What's safe?
00:19:40The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados
00:19:44and you can make
00:19:45a lot of money
00:19:47with avocados.
00:19:56What else does he have
00:19:57in that safe?
00:19:59Uh, I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way
00:20:08to, like,
00:20:09take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs,
00:20:19I'd pick up extra cash
00:20:20driving for Uber.
00:20:46The city is crumbling.
00:20:49Crime is out of control.
00:20:51No, somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:57Oh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01All right.
00:21:02Let's go.
00:21:03You stay in trouble.
00:21:05Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:08I wonder.
00:21:10Hey, babe.
00:21:11How are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard.
00:21:20It's Bennett.
00:21:20Open up.
00:21:26Hey, how was Arizona?
00:21:30Yeah, it was great.
00:21:32Uh, just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:33and she's, she's doing good.
00:21:34She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:36So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes Lexi would let me crash
00:21:41on her couch.
00:21:43It always came with a lecture.
00:21:46What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest
00:21:49about what I've been up to,
00:21:51I'd be fake.
00:21:52Right now, it's kind of just
00:21:53a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future
00:21:56because pretty soon Uber drivers
00:21:58are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated.
00:22:01Like, AI.
00:22:02They're not going to need
00:22:03people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh,
00:22:13these Christians on a homestead
00:22:14in Texas.
00:22:16Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off,
00:22:19but, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:21I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23There's, like, six kids
00:22:25and they lived on a farm
00:22:27with, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:29And no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think
00:22:33that they were the happiest people
00:22:35I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Because they're in a cult.
00:22:39Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like
00:22:44if I grew up religious,
00:22:46maybe my life would be better.
00:22:47Well, I'm not going to be
00:22:49friends with a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just,
00:23:09I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:11I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours
00:23:28don't really line up,
00:23:30so it's hard.
00:23:31Well, just, like,
00:23:32pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:33It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:36He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood
00:23:42on a nighttime soap.
00:23:46Her boss, Patti Lance,
00:23:49was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers are the engineers
00:23:53of the human soul.
00:23:54People underestimate
00:23:56the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television
00:24:01directly impacts
00:24:03the way we see one another.
00:24:06the decisions we make
00:24:08at home,
00:24:09in schools,
00:24:10and more importantly,
00:24:12what we do
00:24:13at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means
00:24:17it's really important
00:24:19that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded
00:24:25by smart, creative people
00:24:27who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election
00:24:29is giving me
00:24:30so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister,
00:24:33who was living
00:24:34in some right-wing
00:24:35suburban bubble.
00:24:42How much is that
00:24:44doggy in the window?
00:24:47The one with
00:24:49the waggly tail?
00:24:53She spent her free time
00:24:54trying to become
00:24:55TikTok famous.
00:24:56How much is that doggy
00:24:56in the window?
00:24:58I do hope that
00:25:01doggy is for sale.
00:25:14Very nice, Miss Cassie.
00:25:16Very nice.
00:25:18And wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
00:25:21How much is that doggy
00:25:24in the window?
00:25:29So I go to work
00:25:30all day.
00:25:32I come home
00:25:33and you're pretending
00:25:34to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just
00:25:37creating content.
00:25:39There are dishes
00:25:40in the sink
00:25:40from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies
00:25:42buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry,
00:25:44Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:46You work for the two of us.
00:25:47She is a housekeeper,
00:25:49not a videographer.
00:25:50Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:53Get to work.
00:25:54Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times
00:26:02do we have to talk
00:26:02about this?
00:26:04I am in the real world
00:26:06making deals.
00:26:07If an investor
00:26:07comes across a video
00:26:08like this online,
00:26:10I'm a joke.
00:26:11People make money
00:26:12doing this.
00:26:12Think about what
00:26:13you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:15How much is that
00:26:17doggie in the window?
00:26:18Who's the doggie?
00:26:20I'm the doggie.
00:26:21So you're for sale?
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying
00:26:24is you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not
00:26:28a doggie.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:36A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not
00:26:40a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting
00:26:42like you are.
00:26:43You are blowing this
00:26:43way out of proportion.
00:26:45I am growing
00:26:45my following.
00:26:46This brand
00:26:47might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called
00:26:48monetization.
00:26:50Mm-hmm.
00:26:56Come.
00:26:59Just...
00:27:07Sit.
00:27:15You don't need
00:27:16to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we
00:27:20remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen
00:27:23or the master en suite?
00:27:24Oh, baby, we will.
00:27:26But right now
00:27:27I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:31It takes money
00:27:33to make money.
00:27:34Then let me chip in.
00:27:45You've been a bad,
00:27:46bad dog.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over
00:27:57his dad's business.
00:27:58Shh.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on
00:28:01and pretend.
00:28:02Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We've got to put
00:28:07on a shower.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:11But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard
00:28:14it is to build
00:28:14in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding
00:28:18was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie
00:28:22was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:52How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53Nice to see you.
00:28:54How's it going on?
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:56I know.
00:28:57It's all happening.
00:28:59I got an A++ team
00:29:00working around the clock.
00:29:01Do you know how many
00:29:08baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:116,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:13Boomer dies
00:29:14every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward
00:29:1610 years from now,
00:29:17it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things
00:29:21certain in this life
00:29:22and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers
00:29:25will be the premier
00:29:25end-of-life transitional
00:29:27facility in California.
00:29:29We're going to offer
00:29:30dignity and care
00:29:31when these people
00:29:32need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure
00:29:36things are moving smoothly
00:29:37before I invest
00:29:38in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what
00:29:42we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here
00:29:45since the crack of dawn.
00:29:48Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:48We're going to make
00:29:49a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried
00:29:51to tell me what I could
00:29:52and could not post
00:29:53on social media,
00:29:55castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't
00:29:57get the online world.
00:29:58I mean, people make
00:29:59so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have
00:30:02to fight about the prices
00:30:03of floral arrangements
00:30:04or a wedding cake
00:30:05or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can
00:30:06make money that fast.
00:30:08I mean, you can't
00:30:08on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:11See, I used to think
00:30:13the same thing,
00:30:13but I started reading
00:30:15and it's actually
00:30:16the biggest misconception.
00:30:17I mean, the platforms
00:30:18used to sell content,
00:30:20communicate.
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait, are you really
00:30:23considering this?
00:30:24I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:26Not until Nate
00:30:26started nickel and diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff
00:30:33that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people
00:30:37pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper
00:30:39connection with me.
00:30:40Like, imagine
00:30:41all the unhappy men
00:30:43in the world
00:30:44for just $50.
00:30:46They could get
00:30:47a personalized pick
00:30:48and text from me
00:30:49saying,
00:30:50good morning, handsome.
00:30:52Thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:57People just want
00:30:57to feel special.
00:31:04Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:26Hey, Joey.
00:31:28Hey.
00:31:29Hey.
00:31:36Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:40No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you,
00:31:53but Maddie told me
00:31:54she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:01Sugar babies don't have
00:32:02to have sex.
00:32:03That's like hiring a chef
00:32:04who doesn't cook.
00:32:05You ready?
00:32:06Maddie worked in management,
00:32:09representing influencers
00:32:10and a few actors,
00:32:12including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Nights.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:49Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:51Gorgeous.
00:32:53What if he kisses her
00:32:55and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:04Spinner, kiss her,
00:33:05then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:22Good note.
00:33:24And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut!
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day
00:33:28Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:44Hey, Lisa.
00:33:53Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:56Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03Spencer's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Yeah, please hold.
00:34:09I have Annie online, too.
00:34:11I'll pay you.
00:34:15Darling, how are you?
00:34:17How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26But she had good relationships with the town.
00:34:28I want her to stay at this thing.
00:34:30Stop pouting.
00:34:30You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a fucking break.
00:34:36I don't know.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:44Five grand for the night.
00:34:50Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:55Thank you, Ms. Moshka.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:35:00Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:01My life's manageable.
00:35:03Fine.
00:35:03Step two.
00:35:04Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:07I get it.
00:35:09But step three, I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:25That is that.
00:35:25You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30But I did meet this family, and they were super religious and just, like, so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:41That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:43Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That would be a start.
00:35:46Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:52Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:55That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What?
00:35:57So 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look.
00:36:00You're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:03That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06But being gay is a distraction.
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But hold on.
00:36:21It kind of makes sense, though.
00:36:21Because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:26Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:29What are you writing?
00:36:30A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:37I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:43Dude.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:46Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Okay, okay.
00:36:49I get it.
00:36:50You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mistranslations.
00:36:59You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:01You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:10Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:24Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:26So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:35Amen.
00:37:35Hallelujah.
00:37:40All right.
00:37:49The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:01The earth was without form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of
00:38:10God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:15Then God said,
00:38:17Let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:33Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:42Hey.
00:38:42Hey.
00:38:54Hey.
00:39:21I'm going to need you to drop off a package.
00:39:26It's a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me? Really?
00:39:30Yeah, me.
00:39:31Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Hey.
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus and he'll fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for Faye.
00:39:42You know, I'm just the two of us.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:45Really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:58Ta-da!
00:40:01Good job!
00:40:06Let's move out.
00:40:07No, thanks.
00:40:09If you're running for a minute, I can't let the witch.
00:40:16I can't believe the witch comes out.
00:40:22I can't believe the witch coming out.
00:40:23Oh, my God.
00:40:26Let's go and see.
00:40:27Come on.
00:40:27No!
00:40:32I'm going to see you later on.
00:40:34Let's go.
00:41:34What the fuck?
00:41:48Hey, man.
00:41:49Uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:07What the fuck?
00:42:09Inside, upstairs.
00:42:11Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21Yeah, for sure.
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:39Yeah.
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:53Yeah.
00:43:02Yeah.
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:11The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24I thought it was.
00:43:28Yeah.
00:43:29You know where the bathroom is?
00:43:32Yeah, this is upstairs to the right.
00:43:34You can actually do it.
00:43:37Do you like it?
00:43:39Is he talking?
00:43:39No.
00:43:56Lucky.
00:44:00Asshole.
00:44:10Oh shit, sorry.
00:44:12Actually, could you help me?
00:44:16Of course I can.
00:44:17Yeah, no problem.
00:44:18Thank you so much.
00:44:20Yeah.
00:44:30I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
00:44:33Oh yeah?
00:44:34It's a little bit difficult.
00:44:36Well...
00:44:38If it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
00:44:44You think so?
00:44:45Hell yeah!
00:44:46Alright, there you go.
00:44:48No problem.
00:44:50So...
00:44:51How do you know Alamo?
00:44:56Marko!
00:44:59Marko!
00:45:00Marko!
00:45:01Marko!
00:45:03Marko!
00:45:04Marko!
00:45:04Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:05Marko!
00:45:06Marko!
00:45:07Marko!
00:45:08Marko!
00:45:08Marko!
00:45:09Marko!
00:45:09Marko!
00:45:09Marko!
00:45:11Marko!
00:45:12Marko!
00:45:14Marko!
00:45:17Marko!
00:45:18Marko!
00:45:19I promise you, I'm moving down the line, I come apart, but that's okay, trouble me, don't get my way,
00:45:31I come apart, baby, I'm there for you, gonna keep moving, gonna pull it down, I come apart, I come
00:45:47up getting down.
00:45:55Oh, hey, I'll be right back.
00:46:03She works for Lori.
00:46:17You walk up into my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:24I'm so sorry.
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady.
00:46:33Got that new bash, man.
00:46:40This will hit the spot.
00:46:52I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.
00:46:57It's my little slice of heaven.
00:46:59Yeah, well, some of these girls, demons.
00:47:04Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:06Oh, yeah?
00:47:07What business are you in?
00:47:09What is it, girl?
00:47:11FBI?
00:47:12No, I'm just curious.
00:47:18I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:24More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined.
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:34Oh, shit.
00:47:36My men.
00:47:38Hell yeah.
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:46I've seen it.
00:47:48Pussy.
00:47:49That thing between your legs got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:53So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register.
00:47:58Ka-ching.
00:48:02Ka-ching.
00:48:05Got a motherfucking chair.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:08Oh, man.
00:48:10Well, I came to right fucking house, then.
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:12I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:15I own and operate five of the dirtiest, most delectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:22Fully nude, and always lewd.
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:28Yes.
00:48:30Okay, I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:35That's, like, my dream job.
00:48:37Owen.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a hoe.
00:48:41No, man.
00:48:41No, no, no, no.
00:48:42I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know?
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:52Or troublemaking?
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:55I see you.
00:48:56You a gay one, huh?
00:49:04I bet you run them bitches like a nigger, don't you?
00:49:08What?
00:49:09You see me?
00:49:10You got a freak up in here.
00:49:13I'm begging you.
00:49:14Hire me.
00:49:15Come on, man.
00:49:17Please.
00:49:19Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's, like, the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:26Well, little lady,
00:49:28that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:38That's right, babies.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41That's right.
00:49:42Your daddy.
00:49:44Is he always like this?
00:49:45Look away.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:49Oh.
00:49:49Oh.
00:49:50Oh.
00:49:51Oh.
00:50:26How's the food?
00:50:29It's good.
00:50:31Great.
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:45So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals?
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So, I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000.
00:51:06I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:09But $50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:15Well, I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:35What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:44I can make it.
00:51:48Doing what?
00:51:51So, I've kind of actually been doing some research, and there is a way to make a lot of money
00:52:02really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:08OnlyFans.
00:52:16The porn website.
00:52:18See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:21You actually just...
00:52:22You want to do porn.
00:52:24Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:28You want to sell your body for floral arrangements.
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:41Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:51Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:55So...
00:52:58So what are you trying to say?
00:53:00That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:12I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I've got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:24And Kurt...
00:53:26Oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
00:53:30Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:39I just...
00:53:42I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:53This is going to be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is walking down that aisle, surrounded by my friends, family, and $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:27What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones.
00:54:51You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:03Tish?
00:55:17She's lazy with Fenton.
00:55:32She sent you?
00:55:34Sabotage my shit?
00:55:36Is that what she did?
00:55:37She put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God, I just...
00:55:39I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:40I didn't pack it.
00:55:42I didn't open it.
00:55:42I had no idea.
00:55:46I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I say here?
00:55:49You tell me.
00:55:52It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but I just...
00:55:56When we were talking, I thought that, um...
00:56:00I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:06Yeah?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:10She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, packing my intestines and going across the border.
00:56:15It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:17And it's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:19Wait, wait.
00:56:20Did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then, like, my mom found it and she flushed it down
00:56:29the toilet.
00:56:30I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better.
00:56:33But the point is, Lori came back and she said that I owed her $100,000 and I have been
00:56:37paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:41So.
00:56:44So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I thought, I don't know,
00:56:51maybe this is God.
00:56:54Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to or, like,
00:57:01some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own little size of
00:57:12heaven.
00:57:17So, you believe in God?
00:57:22Yes, sir.
00:57:28Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:10Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:20If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:58:44Shhhhhh...
00:58:45No...
00:58:46Oooo...
00:59:02Oooo...
00:59:10Oh!
00:59:13Oh!
00:59:14Oh!
00:59:15Oh!
00:59:17Oh!
00:59:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Woo!
00:59:20Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:59:26Ah!
00:59:29Hmph!
00:59:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:59:33Ah! Ah!
00:59:35Stride Twigger.
00:59:38And if that's not loving me,
00:59:44Then all I gotta say
00:59:52God didn't make the little green apples
00:59:55It don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
01:00:04There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
01:00:07Disneyland, Mother Goose
01:00:10Ain't no nursery rhyme
01:00:12God didn't make the little green apples
01:00:16And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
01:00:24And when myself is feeling low
01:00:27I look across the face of glow
01:00:30To ease my mind
01:00:32Yeah
01:00:58Oh, sometimes I call her up at home
01:01:02Knowing she's busy
01:01:09And ask if she could get away
01:01:13Meet me and grab a bite to eat
01:01:21And she drops what she's doing
01:01:24And hurries down to meet me
01:01:27And I'm always late
01:01:32But she sits waiting patiently
01:01:35Smiles when she first sees me
01:01:38Cause she's made that way
01:01:42And if that's not loving me
01:01:46I'll be later
01:01:46Maybe
01:01:46You
01:01:49And be
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