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00:00on House of Villains.
00:01Ashley has been removed from the game.
00:03No way.
00:04I actually found a list that she made, she signed it.
00:07In the middle is Tom with a question mark.
00:10Seeing this notebook with my name in the middle
00:13and not with my alliance,
00:15this bromance is gonna have to end eventually.
00:19Maybe that time is now.
00:20Tyson was not including you in anything.
00:23Has he promised to take you to the end?
00:25It was, yeah.
00:26He was never including you, ever.
00:29The third villain to be banished from the House
00:32with a vote of four to one is...
00:36I'm fucked.
00:38Johnny Middlebrooks.
00:40The House has spoken.
00:49I need a lot of alcohol.
00:53Oh my gosh.
00:55I can't believe I'm here, genuinely.
00:57Thank you, guys.
00:58I literally dodged a bullet.
01:00I mean, if Johnny wasn't the big meat muscle shield
01:03that he is, that bullet was coming straight for me.
01:06This is Paul's sex dungeon now.
01:08Oh, wait.
01:09Paul, you get all the space now.
01:11Look, Johnny, should have just put Tom up
01:13and sent his ass home when I told you.
01:15Are these your shoes?
01:16No, that's Johnny.
01:17He came in here with a shoe for every fucking day.
01:19Villains, please go in the kitchen
01:21and enjoy some pizza and beer in Johnny's memory.
01:24Trust it.
01:25I'm not opening it.
01:26Don't open the fucking pizza.
01:27Wait, is there really fucking pizza
01:29or is this a trick?
01:30I will be checking all of these boxes
01:33because last time pizza was delivered,
01:35Paul discovered a hand
01:37and became the right-hand man of Johnny.
01:41You never know what could happen here
01:42in the House of Villains.
01:43Could be something amiss.
01:51Look how these really pizza.
01:52Yes.
01:53And beer.
01:54And vodka.
01:55Yum.
01:56This looks good, this pizza.
01:57It looks so good.
01:58Joe was like, great TV, man.
02:00It almost inspired me to about...
02:03I felt like I was watching a soap opera
02:04on the Spanish channel.
02:06La prueba de embarazo salió negativa,
02:08pero mi amor por ti es positivo.
02:11Lo siento, pero tengo que dejar de salir
02:13con hombres sin dinero.
02:15Rita, I got a question for you.
02:17Why is it that every time
02:18you know somebody's going out,
02:20you vote for that person?
02:21Because I gave them my word.
02:23You gave Johnny your word?
02:25I gave Johnny my word
02:26the first two days we were here.
02:29I gave plain my word
02:30the first two days we were here.
02:32Jackie, off the rip.
02:33I do care about loyalty,
02:35so I'm going to vote the way I want.
02:39I'm not like everyone else.
02:41I fear nothing and no one.
02:44I wasn't worried about you.
02:45I knew you were winning anyway.
02:46I kept my word.
02:47My poor friends are gone.
02:49So the final round,
02:50there's a jury that's all been eliminated,
02:52and they come back and vote for the final winner.
02:55It is time to vote.
02:56You are not here to vote for your best friend.
02:59You are voting for the greatest supervillain.
03:01My odds of winning, if I can get to the end,
03:03are pretty good except for against Drita
03:06because she hasn't cut anyone
03:08or done anyone dirty,
03:09so I need Drita out.
03:11Sorry, bro.
03:14Okay, I'm going to ask for my phone back now
03:17and give my microphone.
03:17Yeah, I'm going to ask for my phone.
03:28Look what I found.
03:30I just want to change.
03:32Don't change too much.
03:33Oh, that was funny.
03:34Very funny.
03:35Was it?
03:36You are like dad joke of the year.
03:38I have kids.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:40Good night, everyone.
03:42We're all going to sleep.
03:44Good night.
03:44Good night.
03:52Congrats.
03:53You opened an envelope,
03:54and now you're on the hit list.
03:58Here's how you get off the list.
04:00Convince someone else to open it.
04:02You've got until next time you see me
04:03in the battle royale to get it out of your hands.
04:05Whoever's holding it last, you're stuck.
04:07Unless you become supervillain.
04:09See you soon.
04:10Joel.
04:11Easy enough.
04:11Thank God I found this death sentence first,
04:14because now I just need one person to read it.
04:16I don't care how they read it or who reads it.
04:19I just need someone to read it to get it off of me.
04:22Can I use you real quick?
04:23What's up?
04:24I'm back.
04:25Can any pops down?
04:26Yeah, of course.
04:27Listen to me, all three of you, Charlie's Angels.
04:29Three of us, the next game, have to win supervillain.
04:33They win because they team up to win.
04:37You shut the shit down.
04:40These are not bad.
04:41It's only 70 calories.
04:42You need to take more for your max.
04:44I think I might, actually.
04:45Yeah.
04:45You want a third or you good?
04:47Might as well.
04:51I want you to look at this.
04:53We're going to call this a Christine explosion.
04:57It's a tornado.
04:58Tornado.
04:59It's amazing.
05:00How do you find anything?
05:01I mean, whoa.
05:01If you have to do your makeup, how do you do it?
05:03Anyone in my past that I have beat up,
05:06that wished karma on me, gave me Christine as a roommate.
05:10You know, in my defense, like...
05:12In your defense, you have a lot of shit.
05:17I can put somebody on the hit list.
05:22Where'd you find that?
05:23The pantry.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Do you trust me?
05:28Yeah.
05:29It's like a curse.
05:30I'm going on the hit list unless I give it to somebody else.
05:32If I show it to you, it's yours now,
05:35and you have to give it to somebody else.
05:37Tyson has this letter, and if I open up the letter,
05:40I'm on the hit list.
05:41You ready?
05:43But I'm just staring at this letter, and I'm like,
05:47Cookie?
05:48Cookie?
05:50Let me see if I'm kind of...
05:51I know that Tom doesn't fully trust me after Kate blew my cover,
05:55but bringing Tom in on the death sentence is the perfect way to patch things up,
05:59because I'm keeping my promise of telling Tom everything moving forward.
06:03We're not on the hit list.
06:05Yeah, it sucks for you.
06:06And as a bonus, it means I'm no longer on the hit list, so it's a win-win.
06:09I'm going to get off the hit list and then someone else to open it.
06:12Opening it is basically me opening up to our friendship again.
06:17There was some trust issues, but now we're in this together.
06:21Do you think we tell Kate or pretend like we don't know it?
06:23See what she does with it?
06:25I can tell her.
06:26With this envelope, I am on the hit list.
06:29I got to get rid of this letter, but also I got to warn Kate.
06:36Whoa, it's way cleaner than you.
06:38I know. I know. Thank you.
06:39I am looking for Kate everywhere.
06:47I peek into her room. She's not in there.
07:03Congratulations. You're on the hit list.
07:06Kate.
07:07Can you do this?
07:08I was fucking looking for your ass.
07:10Where were you?
07:11I was changing.
07:13I've already read it. You can't pass it to me.
07:14I am now on the hit list, and I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
07:18So now I know I absolutely do not trust Tom and Tyson.
07:25Oh, fuck.
07:26I see the three musketeers on the couch with a letter.
07:30What is going on?
07:32Am I fucked?
07:34I'm not really sure if this envelope is a good thing or a bad thing.
07:40Christine saw us.
07:41The thing about Tyson is the man be grabbing, okay?
07:44So he grabs the letter.
07:46He grabbed the hand on the pizza.
07:48And now Tyson doesn't want to grab this envelope.
07:52Then clearly this envelope is not a good thing.
08:00Who says it now? Kate's?
08:02Yeah.
08:03So it's better that she opened it.
08:04So now she's...
08:05It's off of you.
08:06Yeah.
08:08Oh, there's another t-shirt.
08:09On the railing.
08:12Okay.
08:14I don't see any point in trying to convince the remaining people in the house to open this
08:19letter.
08:19New York is out for the count.
08:21I'm not going to do it to Drita or Christine.
08:24And who knows where Paul is.
08:25And when you don't know what to do with something, what's the best thing to do?
08:30Throw it.
08:30Oh, wait a minute.
08:32Will, Drita?
08:34No, I don't know.
08:35What is it?
08:37Drita, no.
08:38I don't know if it's good or not.
08:41Don't catch it.
08:42Why does it look like this?
08:44I was on a show called Mob Wives.
08:46I see something, I say nothing.
08:48None of my business.
08:49And plus that's a federal offense.
08:51I have enough problems with the FBI.
08:53Tom.
08:54Yeah.
08:55Did you see that?
08:56What is that?
08:57Did you touch this letter?
08:59No, I did not.
08:59Did you open it?
09:01She said, don't touch it.
09:02Don't do it.
09:02She said that you guys have been moving it around.
09:05So are you lying to me?
09:06Having Drita on the hit list would be great.
09:09Well.
09:10Don't lie to me, Tom.
09:12She would actually have to, like, make some fucking moves.
09:15So I would love for her to get this letter.
09:21Do I open this?
09:22Yeah.
09:24That's your acting ability, Tyson?
09:26He gave himself up right there that I knew he knew about this envelope.
09:30I don't know if he wants me to open it.
09:32I don't know if he doesn't.
09:33But I know he wants to know if I'm going to.
09:36If you get curious, tell me what it is.
09:39Christine told everybody to open it.
09:41Where's Paul?
09:43He's a bad liar.
09:43He's pacing on his phone.
09:47They look like they're nervous.
09:49I know.
09:49That's what I'm saying.
09:50Don't touch it.
09:52He's fucking spies.
09:54They keep looking to see if I open it and I'm going to fight everybody.
09:59Paul.
10:00Mom, you want to say hi to Tyson?
10:02Tyson, you want to say hi to my mom?
10:04Hi, Mom.
10:06Did you see the advantage in the house?
10:07Shut the fuck up.
10:09Right now, do not open the envelope.
10:11Why should I not open it?
10:13Because it's going to put you on the hit list.
10:15Whoever opens it last is on the hit list by the time the challenge starts tomorrow.
10:19If Kate, Drita, and Christine are working together against the guys, they're going to have Paul open at last and
10:26he'll be stuck on the hit list.
10:28And right now, Paul is someone I may be able to use, so I would like to keep him here
10:32if I can.
10:33You have to trust me here.
10:34Okay.
10:35Tyson has his weird quadri-eye nightmare fuel sleep paralysis demon eyeglasses on.
10:42You think I trust you?
10:45Is kicking an envelope under the chair a dick move?
10:48Maybe, but I want to go to sleep.
10:50I'm pretty unsure of who owns it.
10:53I think, like, maybe Kate, maybe Drita, but one of them needs to go.
11:08Good morning.
11:09People were, like, freaking out over some letter yesterday.
11:11What letter?
11:12I don't know.
11:13Oh, there's a letter floating around?
11:14I don't fucking know.
11:15Is it a chain letter?
11:16I don't even know if I want to, I don't even want to know if I want to know.
11:19I don't know if I'm on the hit list or not today, but I left the letter by the chairs
11:22and it's not there anymore.
11:23What I do know is, I'm surprised I even won supervillain once.
11:27The odds of it happening again are near impossible.
11:30Morning, sunshine.
11:31Good morning.
11:32Don't open it.
11:33Don't open it.
11:34What envelope?
11:35Where is it?
11:36I don't know.
11:37Thomas, why is everybody being so secretive about this damn letter that people are finding?
11:43Um, yeah, I heard there was a letter.
11:46Do we have to move out of here?
11:47It says anybody who goes by, um, any sort of one of the 50 states.
11:52Don't play with me now.
11:54It is so important to mind your business, get your eight hours of beauty sleep, and go to bed early
12:00in this house.
12:01Because when the fuckery is going around, guess what? You're not a part of it.
12:05Good morning.
12:07Good morning.
12:08Good morning.
12:10I didn't see a letter.
12:11Where is it?
12:12I don't know.
12:12Hearing about it, never seen it.
12:14I told you about it.
12:15The boys came outside and they were like, hey, did you see the letter?
12:19I wonder who handled it last.
12:21Nobody opened that letter in this house?
12:31I can't believe that.
12:32You guys are too nosy.
12:36All right.
12:37What?
12:39Okay.
12:40Can you guys hear those chimes?
12:41Yeah, we hear them.
12:42Sorry, I can't get this thing to stop now.
12:45Today, we have a battle royale challenge.
12:49I have left some outfits for today on your bed.
12:52Oh, God.
12:52Oh, God.
12:53So please change into those and meet me outside.
12:59Fuck!
13:07Hey!
13:08All right.
13:10Hi.
13:11Hey.
13:13The costumes are cute.
13:14I'm not sure where this hair came from.
13:17This is definitely synthetic, but I'll make it work.
13:19Good morning, villains.
13:20You look wonderful.
13:22First things first, I left you a present in the form of an envelope.
13:26It's nothing scary.
13:27I call it the death sentence.
13:31Here's how it works.
13:33Whoever opened the envelope was automatically put on this week's hit list.
13:37What?
13:37Unless they could get somebody else to open the envelope.
13:41Whoever ended up with it at this moment is stuck on the hit list unless they become super villain.
13:48Well, I guess I can just tell you.
13:50It's Kate.
13:51Yep.
13:52It's me.
13:53I'm the one that opened the letter last.
13:54I'm on the hit list.
13:55And frankly, I don't care.
13:57I am standing here in a squirrel onesie surrounded by a bunch of morons that all hate me.
14:04As the envelope stated, the only way for you to get off the hit list is to win the battle
14:09royale challenge.
14:10Right.
14:10Huge stakes here, Kate.
14:12Try to look less disinterested.
14:14I'm focused.
14:14All right.
14:15The name of this challenge is Nut Jobs.
14:22The game is simple, and it is played in rounds.
14:26Each of you will start with 30 nuts.
14:28In each round, you will enter the nut house one at a time.
14:33You will place your nuts in your own personal nut sack.
14:36You can put as many or as little as you want inside the sack.
14:41But after each round, I will announce the player with the fewest amount of nuts in their nut sack, and
14:48that player will be eliminated from the challenge.
14:51While putting 28 of your nuts in your sack would give you a great shot at getting to round two,
14:56you would only have two nuts left for the rest of the game.
15:00Whoever survives and hangs on to the most nuts by the final round wins the game and becomes our next
15:06supervillain.
15:07As always, I apologize for making you do basic math.
15:11What I'm saying is you do not want to blow your load too early.
15:15I'm fucked.
15:16And now I will place my nuts into your waiting hands.
15:20When it comes to this nut job battle royale, it's all about rationing.
15:25You want to ration as little as possible while still staying in the game so you have more for the
15:30end.
15:30You don't want to blow your load right in the beginning.
15:33You know, you kind of want to, like, spread it out a little bit.
15:36In the event, multiple people play the fewest amount of nuts in any given round.
15:40Everyone with that amount of nuts will be eliminated.
15:44Damn!
15:45Last squirrel standing becomes our next supervillain who will be showered with loads of praise in our glory hole.
15:53Tyson, you are up.
15:55Here he goes, guys.
15:57Ooh, it's moist in here.
16:00Anybody allergic to nuts?
16:02Six should definitely keep me safe, but do I want to go hard early?
16:07One, two, three, four.
16:12Look at him, look.
16:13There we go.
16:14I would really love to win.
16:17And if not me, then Tom.
16:19I need an ally to hopefully win this thing.
16:23So I flashed to Tom.
16:24You did.
16:26Hopefully, he puts five.
16:30Okay.
16:31Paul, it is your turn.
16:33Okay, if these people are low-balling it, then let me go with a safe four.
16:38One, two, three, four.
16:43I'm always trying to win supervillain.
16:46I really am.
16:47But I prefer to work with numbers when they hit my bank account with a lot of zeros, you know?
16:52Tyson said that he did four nuts, so I'm going to do five.
16:57I'm going to start pretty large.
17:01Fuck you, Tom.
17:02Fuck you, Tyson.
17:03All right, I'm not having any testicular issues today, so my nuts are flowing.
17:0814, 15, 16, 17.
17:12What is the goal of this game?
17:14The goal of this game is I have no idea.
17:1917 is how old my daughter is, and I'm going to go by a lucky number.
17:23I know all the squirrels outside are lying, ass motherfuckers, so it really don't matter.
17:29All right, everyone, I've counted your nuts with the least amount of money.
17:36Tyson and Paul, you have been eliminated.
17:40You've lost the chance to be supervillain.
17:42What?
17:43Please go inside the house.
17:44Holy shit.
17:45I can't believe this.
17:46And enjoy a hot bag of peanuts.
17:50Drita, leave some nuts.
17:52I have no idea how I even won one round.
17:55I want to get rid of these.
17:58One, two, three, four, seven.
18:04I'm putting six nuts in.
18:06Four, five, six.
18:08Now I'm going to go slightly less.
18:11I don't have to ration my nuts as much.
18:16Sticking with my favorite number and doing six again.
18:19How many nuts do I need to bust this time?
18:22I'm going to bust a big nut.
18:25I have counted the nuts.
18:27The villains with the least number of nuts in their sacks are Christine and Tom.
18:34Please join the other loser squirrels.
18:36Well, this sucks.
18:39What?
18:39That means they lost?
18:40It's Kate, Drita, and New York.
18:41I would rather have New York win because I feel like New York is closest with me and Tyson.
18:46I think I have to win super villain.
18:49Okay.
18:49Because otherwise, my vote won't count.
18:52I'm going home, but I won't nominate you two.
18:53Obviously.
18:55Drita and New York want to be super villain.
18:57I get it.
18:58But if I don't win super villain, I remain on the hit list.
19:02So put one or two each.
19:04One, four, three.
19:04I only have three, so I put the one.
19:06I won't put you up.
19:07Two.
19:07I don't agree with Kate one bit.
19:10I've never had super villain.
19:12I want this so bad.
19:13So I lied to Kate when I told her I only had three nuts.
19:20All right.
19:21I don't even know how much to put.
19:23She can beat me right now.
19:24I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing.
19:25I've got to get this shit right.
19:27I have to fucking get this right.
19:29It's never been done before.
19:30This is my third season.
19:31One.
19:33Two.
19:34Three.
19:35Please.
19:37Okay.
19:39I don't even know how many I have left.
19:41How about that?
19:43Drita.
19:43I'm coming.
19:44Shut up.
19:45I have 12 remaining.
19:47I'm going to do seven.
19:50I have counted the nuts.
19:55Drita's out.
19:56I knew it.
19:57I fucking knew it.
19:58You've lost the chance to be super villain.
20:01It is such an intense moment.
20:05My strategy going into this last round is obviously to dump all my nuts into my sack.
20:11And who's to tell how many Kate has left?
20:14I just want to get this nut out and over with.
20:17I'm really proud of us for making it here.
20:19Me too.
20:20Lucy and Ethel.
20:21New York winning.
20:22That would be cool if she did.
20:24I would be happy for her.
20:25Yeah.
20:25Like it would be her first one.
20:26You'd be happy because she's not going to put you on the chopping block.
20:29May the best nut win.
20:33Kate, please drop some nuts.
20:36Don't call it a comeback.
20:38This is New York's third season on House of Villains.
20:40Never been super villain.
20:42Kate, if she gets super villain, she is off the hit list.
20:45All right, New York.
20:46Show me your nuts.
20:48But one thing's for sure.
20:49Mine are bigger.
20:49It's down to me and Kate and a nut sack is a little bit light.
20:54I hope I played that last hand right.
20:57Oh, shit.
20:59All right.
21:00That's all I got.
21:01See?
21:02Kate is my roommate, but I am totally playing this for myself.
21:07It's down to two nut jobs and one nut off.
21:10All right.
21:11It's between New York and Kate for super villain.
21:15One, two, three, four.
21:19Just so you know, this final round was the difference of one nut.
21:23One, two, three.
21:28I don't know what's going to happen.
21:31Four.
21:34Congratulations, Kate.
21:35You are the super villain.
21:37Oh, my God.
21:39Five.
21:40Five nuts.
21:41You're off the hit list.
21:43Wow.
21:44Nice.
21:45Are you fucking kidding me?
21:47This death letter thing looks really bad on me and Tyson.
21:51I'm worried Kate is going to be retaliatory.
21:53Kate, you will get to choose three villains for the hit list and also get to go on a reward.
21:59Oh, God.
22:00Okay.
22:00What two people would you like to take with you on the reward?
22:04I would like to take New York and I would like to take Paul.
22:07Wow.
22:08Because you were on the hit list twice.
22:09Great.
22:10Now, please shuffle back into the mansion with as much dignity as a bunch of adults dressed as squirrels can
22:16muster.
22:17Kate doesn't want to be told what to do and she likes to kind of create chaos.
22:22I see myself being on the hit list.
22:25Now, we're here standing in a gigantic pile of shit in a squirrel costume.
22:37Wow, it's hot.
22:39Good job.
22:40Yeah, you got close.
22:41Yeah.
22:41I knew you were going to win when you were going six divided by you.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:45As soon as she said that, that's why I was like, okay, I'm going to do six every time.
22:48I should have told you guys I did pass fourth grade.
22:51I'm going to go get out of this.
22:53Damn, Kate, that was pretty impressive.
22:55To go from super villain to hit list to off the hit list to super villain.
23:00Fucking fuckers.
23:02Last time she put me up on the hit list.
23:04So, I don't really know what to expect, but I'm hoping that the tides have shifted a little bit.
23:12How you feeling?
23:13I feel great.
23:14That's how I feel.
23:15I can imagine.
23:16I feel real good.
23:18How do you feel?
23:19I feel good.
23:20Good.
23:20Yeah.
23:20Good.
23:21Glad you feel good.
23:23How's Tyson feel?
23:24Good.
23:25Okay, good.
23:26I don't know.
23:26Good.
23:28I did go looking for you last night.
23:30No.
23:31No, no, no.
23:31Yes, I did.
23:32We both literally said let's go find Kate.
23:35Honestly.
23:35Honestly.
23:36I swear to God.
23:37You both said let's go find Kate.
23:39Yes.
23:40I'm back to feeling about Tom Sandoval the same way I felt when I entered the house.
23:44He's a worm with a mustache.
23:47How you feeling, Christine?
23:48As soon as I found out the game, I was like, okay.
23:51All right.
23:51This is not my game.
23:53Who do you think she's putting up?
23:56Who?
23:59Oh, shit.
24:01That was fucking dumb.
24:04What's up?
24:05Hi.
24:06How do you feel?
24:08Interesting.
24:09There was definitely some sort of scandal happening between Tom, Tyson, Kate and they were upset
24:14with one another.
24:15Tom didn't want Kate to have the letter, but Kate got it.
24:19I think Tom wanted either me or you or Christine to get him.
24:22And they also are threatened by you and Christine because in the past two seasons, there were characters
24:28like Tyson, right, who were like, won a bunch of competitions.
24:32They were in control of all this shit.
24:34They didn't win the game because next to them was somebody who didn't do those things and everybody just liked
24:40them a little better.
24:41So they're fucking mortified of you.
24:43I watched last season so I know to choose the winner.
24:47The cast comes back for a jury vote and Tyson is from Survivor.
24:52So his mentality is like jury management, meaning he wouldn't be able to beat me because I'm loved.
24:59And you know who I'm loved by?
25:00A bunch of badass villains.
25:05Just the two I wanted to talk to.
25:09Super villain office out here.
25:11Do you want to talk to her alone?
25:12I think you should talk alone.
25:14Okay.
25:14Because I got none to hide.
25:16Yeah.
25:16Kate, I'm under the assumption that probably gonna go up or I'm a good choice to go up.
25:22Get to it.
25:24Am I going out there?
25:27No.
25:29Wait a minute.
25:30Kate is protecting me?
25:31That's so special.
25:32Is this real?
25:34What weird parallel universe am I living in?
25:36I am a free agent in this game.
25:38Yeah, Paul, you're with me until you piss me off.
25:41I am thinking of keeping Paul because I believe that Paul was at one time working with Tyson.
25:47I believe Paul has realized it's time to pivot.
25:50Listen.
25:51Okay.
25:51And I appreciate that.
25:53Paul loves to talk about nothing for so long.
25:57My ultimate goal is for Tyson to be banished.
26:00I don't like the way Tyson has played his game.
26:03And I don't like how he walks around acting like he's guaranteed to win.
26:08Oh, fuck.
26:09Here comes his fuckhead.
26:11How's it going?
26:13Good.
26:13How are you?
26:14Do you wear this much neon at home or you did it just for TV?
26:17This is like my pickleball gear sometimes.
26:19Really?
26:19Yeah.
26:20You know, I've never played pickleball.
26:21I feel like it's so trendy.
26:22It is.
26:23Why not just do tennis?
26:24It's more chic.
26:26You guys could talk.
26:27Do you play tennis?
26:28No, but if I'm going to choose one, I'm going to go for tennis.
26:32What's up, Tom?
26:33What's up, guys?
26:34Tom, do you play pickleball?
26:35Every once in a while.
26:37You like pickleball?
26:38No, I hate it.
26:39I think it's so lame.
26:40If you're going to do it, do tennis and be like an adult.
26:42It's for losers.
26:44Kate is on some weird power trip where she's trying to take like jabs at me.
26:49I want to have a conversation with her, but I also don't want to have it when she's just purposely
26:54trying to like throw zingers at me.
26:56I'm like, I should just catch up on some sleep.
26:58Also, when I'm asleep, Kate can't come and try to be mean to me.
27:09What a gorgeous day.
27:11Didn't that cardio?
27:12Keeping my T levels up.
27:14That's it.
27:15The envelope thing did really screw things up.
27:17Look at us.
27:18Everything's going perfectly.
27:20I really don't know if she's trying to get under my skin or just be a dick or what.
27:25Well, I'm good for a month.
27:31I miss my kids so bad.
27:36Can you get my back?
27:37I can.
27:38Or New York can.
27:39Can you get it?
27:40Okay.
27:40Get a little more in there.
27:42Keep rubbing them down.
27:43It's erotic.
27:46Oh, my goodness.
27:49Tom and Tyson bring on the vanilla wafers.
27:53Were you going to jump in the pool?
27:54I want some action.
27:55No, I'm not jumping in the pool.
27:56I'm going to jump rope in the sun.
27:58He's going to work out.
27:58He's getting sweaty.
27:59You're the only person here that I fully trust, Tyson.
28:04Yeah, I was really hoping you were going to win.
28:06Because the second I went out, I was like, New York's the only one that I feel like will 100
28:10% save me.
28:12I feel like some of the women need to sweat.
28:14Drita's never played a redemption challenge.
28:17Excuse me.
28:18Drita hasn't done anything except for be on the right side of every single jury member that's exited the house.
28:24Yeah, and cook a lot of heavy shit that has my hips wider than they were before I got here.
28:29I really hope that Kate does not put up me, Tom, or Tyson.
28:35Drita, it's time to see how she sweats under pressure.
28:39I don't know about you, but I want to look good in my bikini for the 4th of July.
28:42I also want to.
28:45So, I've got to pick three people.
28:47It's so hard.
28:48What do you think I should do?
28:49I would love it if it's us girls.
28:52So, you think I should nominate Paul, Tyson, and Tom?
28:56Yeah.
28:57I don't know, though.
28:58You know, right?
28:59If I could just nominate two people, I'd be happy.
29:02Because that's all I really care about.
29:03Get it, Tom.
29:10Since pizza parties are the fucking jinx of a...
29:13I love pizza parties.
29:14Okay, but they're always a jinx here.
29:16We're going to have a pizza party in the yard with the outside oven.
29:19The first time we got pizza in this house, Paul is the right hand.
29:23The second time we get pizza, there's a death note.
29:27So, I decided to rebrand pizza and make a pizza party.
29:31I'll do a pepperoni.
29:32All right, great.
29:33I'm going to do a classic.
29:34New York, why are you sitting in the corner like a little kid in trouble?
29:38Come make a pizza.
29:39You want your mama mia pizza?
29:40Come on, New York.
29:41Make some pizza.
29:42New York is known for its pizza.
29:44Have you ever made pizza before, Tom?
29:46Yep.
29:46Really?
29:47I used to be a cook when I was like 14, 15.
29:49Really? Where?
29:50In a pub.
29:51Oh, God.
29:51What about you, Kate?
29:52What was your first job?
29:53Wet seal.
29:54Really?
29:54You went retail?
29:56I just wanted the cute clothes and, you know, for sure the discount.
29:59I was working in a deli at 14.
30:01Christine, what was your first job?
30:02I worked at Sonic and then I worked at Taco Bell.
30:05Oh, right on.
30:06Can you imagine getting Christine to help you?
30:08Can I have a number one?
30:09You're not getting that.
30:11That's not a vibe.
30:12Tater tots, please.
30:13Do we have tater tots?
30:16This is so fun.
30:19Tom stuffed.
30:21Ugh.
30:25Dude, is that good?
30:26Can we get it closer to each other?
30:27Try.
30:29Is that as close as it goes?
30:31Yeah.
30:32That's the super bed, dude.
30:33I can't believe it took us this long, honestly.
30:35Kate has been a bit of a killjoy, just sucking the fun out of this house.
30:41So, I know I can have some fun with Tyson.
30:44We're pushing our beds together to make one gigantic Superman.
30:50Dude, look.
30:50Dude.
30:51It's just one bed.
30:52It's just one new bed, man.
30:55Oh, I was gonna do the secret head shake.
30:57Oh, yeah.
31:01Kate is telling me that I'm safe, but I don't really trust anything that anybody says in this house.
31:05So, maybe if I give her some helpful secret information, maybe she won't throw me overboard.
31:12I don't know if that's what she did on below deck or not, but as long as she doesn't do
31:15it to me, then I'm fine.
31:17Hey.
31:17Hey, Paul. Come on.
31:18I think I figured out what happened yesterday.
31:20I went to Tom and Tyson about that fucking card.
31:22And they're like, we hid it under the chair.
31:25One of them.
31:25Yeah, for sure. Tyson found it.
31:28I kicked it under the chair.
31:30So, that looks like it's gone.
31:32Oh, it's down there still.
31:34Yeah.
31:34And they said, because whoever was last, and they knew who was last.
31:38Are you serious?
31:40They were cementing.
31:41They were cementing your fucking thing.
31:43Tyson had put the Hit List envelope under a chair.
31:47That was personal.
31:50Hey, Paul. Look what I found.
31:52Under the chair.
31:55Tyson wanted to make sure I was on the Hit List, period.
31:58And Tom co-signed that.
32:08Hello morning.
32:10Want any coffee?
32:11Sure.
32:12What do you want?
32:12A cream?
32:13Cream and sugar.
32:15Okay.
32:16I'm always a little scared of Kate.
32:18Mmm.
32:19So, I always bring her coffee.
32:21But not because she could nominate me to leave.
32:24Thank you so much.
32:25But because I'm always afraid she's going to say something cunty to me.
32:28You never know.
32:31I'm fucking great here because of you assholes.
32:39I love you.
32:40I love you.
32:41Regardless of how any of us feel about Tom or Tyson, I think it's good for everyone's
32:46game and also will be so funny to separate them.
32:50It's like we're all third wheeling on Tom and Tyson's date.
32:54Good morning, Drita.
32:55Good morning.
32:56How you doing?
32:57Good.
32:57Oh, you're going on rewards.
33:00Well, well, well.
33:01That hair is...
33:03Oh, my God.
33:03You look good.
33:05Thank you so much, Drita.
33:06But look at your hair.
33:07Yeah.
33:08Give it, like, Diane Cara.
33:10Oh, come on.
33:10Yes.
33:11Yes.
33:12Hi.
33:12You look so cute.
33:14Hey, are we having a good time?
33:16You don't have to whip out the good wig.
33:17You look so cute.
33:18Look at her.
33:19Oh, my God.
33:19Look at her hair.
33:20I hope you guys have fun today.
33:22Enjoy the day, guys.
33:25I'm confused what the fuck we're going to do.
33:27Oh, but we're doing it.
33:27I hope it's...
33:28Whatever it is.
33:29Kate, New York, Paul, it's time to take your little field trip.
33:33And it's a fancy one.
33:35Oh, it sure is.
33:37I love that for us.
33:38We love a good reward.
33:39This is my first reward that I'm going on in season three.
33:43We should let Kate go first.
33:45I definitely don't want to be on the hit list.
33:47But you never really know with hate.
33:50Can somebody make sure my curly hair is off?
33:52Johnny, it's time for your final House of Villains workout.
33:56Let's go, buddy.
34:00We got to make sure those shorts are extra tight.
34:04Hell yeah.
34:06Feel it, feel it, feel it.
34:09Time for some cardio.
34:12What the fuck, Johnny?
34:17Oh, what's going on in here?
34:20Oh, my God.
34:21Welcome to Cirque School.
34:23I always wanted to run away with the circus.
34:25You've come to the perfect place.
34:26This is a circus school for anybody with anybody teaching recreational circus.
34:31I am a clown, so it works.
34:33So we're going to get started with a little warm-up, condition our body, do a little stretching,
34:37and then we'll get you up in the trapeze, the fabric, and a little bit of acrobatics.
34:41Okay?
34:41Sick.
34:41Why did you choose me for this reward?
34:44All right, the first thing we're going to do...
34:46Oh!
34:46Oh, my goodness.
34:47Oops.
34:48Okay, I'm getting excited because you said ball, and I was on top of it.
34:52Try to lift one foot off the floor and maybe the second.
34:55Stand up.
34:56Booty goes back to the ball.
34:58Ride the train.
34:58Stand up.
35:00I don't know about this one.
35:01Ride the train.
35:02There's a lot going on.
35:03Two more.
35:04New York's New Yorkin'.
35:05Oh!
35:06Oh!
35:06Oh!
35:07I'm scared!
35:08Come on.
35:09Come on.
35:10Ah!
35:10Ah!
35:11And Paul.
35:15Gorgeous, Paul.
35:16Oh!
35:17Oh!
35:18All right!
35:18So beautiful.
35:19I used to think Paul was a bit of a carny, but I was wrong.
35:23Open the legs wide.
35:24Oh, wow.
35:25Great.
35:26He's the more sophisticated circus freak.
35:30Beautiful, Kate.
35:31Oh, my God.
35:32I'm swinging.
35:33Slow, slow, slow, slow, slow.
35:35There we go.
35:35Nice, Kate.
35:37You see that Kate put us up on the bar with the letter in between us?
35:41I didn't see it.
35:42You gotta notice things.
35:44I guess.
35:44I also don't care.
35:46Everyone targeting Tyson is not shocking at all.
35:49No matter what I do, no matter what I say to anybody, they're not buying it.
35:52They want me gone.
35:53They've wanted me gone all season long.
35:55It's a frustrating spot to be in.
35:57I haven't talked to Kate yet.
35:58You could try.
35:59Is it worse to not try?
36:01Is that gonna make her angrier?
36:02It might.
36:04I don't know why Kate has such a problem with Tyson.
36:06She has already put him on a hit list.
36:09So, technically, hiding that letter and her going on the hit list was sort of like they're even.
36:15Should we just put the two puppets in more and more obscene positions?
36:21She had me on top of you.
36:22It's like I'm definitely a power bottom.
36:25Yeah.
36:25Should we go change it?
36:26Yeah.
36:26So, I'm thinking if we did like this.
36:29And then her like spying on us.
36:31Should we put some nuts around?
36:38Gross.
36:40Cheers, you guys.
36:41Cheers.
36:41Listen, when I say y'all look really good up there, I kid you not.
36:45You looked really good too.
36:45No, but y'all knew what the fuck y'all was doing.
36:47Y'all had pelvis control, upper body, all that shit.
36:51Thanks.
36:51Thank you for inviting us, Kate.
36:52That was a beautiful time.
36:53I had a blast.
36:54Yay.
36:55My gosh, you guys.
36:56Somebody's leaving.
36:56It's crazy.
36:57Yeah, Tom or Tyson are leaving and I'm so excited.
37:01I have been aligned with Tyson and Tom for the longest now.
37:06So, the fact that Kate wants to bust this up, I can't break it to her and tell her that
37:10she's messing up my game.
37:11If Tyson leaves, Tom will be a ruthless boat.
37:16Yeah.
37:16But then, worst case scenario, Tyson wins redemption challenge.
37:20Tom goes home.
37:21Tyson's dead in the water anyways.
37:24Clearly, New York is in cahoots with Tom and Tyson.
37:32Oh my God.
37:35It's pretty logical to nominate New York together with Tom and Tyson.
37:39At this point in the game, I feel like pretty much everyone is a threat to me.
37:43I'm excited to torture them.
37:45They deserve it.
37:46They earned it.
37:47They dug their grave.
37:55I think I brought the perfect pair.
37:58Oh, thank you, girl.
37:59That's the trip I needed.
38:01I guess nobody's excited for us to come home.
38:03Oh.
38:03That's hilarious.
38:05What is this?
38:06So now, Tom and Tyson have nuts all over them and they're in a position.
38:10They're 69ing.
38:11Thank you, because I couldn't remember the number.
38:13No, they're 69ing.
38:14Hey, Christine.
38:15Hi, guys.
38:16Hey, Christine.
38:16What'd you guys do?
38:17Circus school.
38:19Soleil.
38:20Flips and twirls and spoons and ropes.
38:22Yeah.
38:22And silks.
38:23Right up your alley, Paul.
38:25Yeah, he was a natural.
38:26He was a natural.
38:26I bet you were.
38:28I bet you were.
38:28A natural clown.
38:31How was it?
38:32Hi.
38:33Hi.
38:34How are you?
38:34How are you?
38:36Good.
38:36You think I'm fucking funny?
38:38Funny like a clown?
38:39Where's Drita?
38:40I gotta give her that bit.
38:42They all fucking want you gone.
38:44I know.
38:45Listen, I can't kiss a man for 30 seconds
38:47and not let him know what's going on behind his back.
38:51I need these men here to support me.
38:54I'm the Rosa Parks, and this is my John Adams
38:57and my John Wilkes booth.
38:59They're fucking with y'all.
39:03I swear when I say this man was the one to pull up on the pull-ups first.
39:08That sounds cute.
39:09It was tough.
39:10But you rose to the occasion, Paul.
39:12And so did Kate.
39:13Yeah.
39:14I'm surprised how limber she was.
39:15She was very limber.
39:16Yeah.
39:17She don't smile a lot, but she loved to spread her legs.
39:21What the fuck?
39:22Yeah.
39:23I hate it.
39:26Gentlemen, they want y'all gone.
39:29Who's that?
39:30Everybody I was just out with.
39:32So we're both going up on the hit list probably?
39:35You just need to talk to Kate.
39:37She's right here right now.
39:39Kate.
39:39Hi, Kate.
39:40Is it the time?
39:41For what?
39:41These men are so mean.
39:44No, everybody's here now.
39:46What's going on?
39:47Oh, gosh.
39:48What's going on?
39:49Me and Tom will talk to you or I can talk to you one on one.
39:51Sure.
39:52I'm looking for a beach towel and I'd like to know how to turn the jacuzzi on.
39:55There you go.
39:55I'll get a beach towel and I'll come meet you out.
39:58I really need to try to convince Kate to not put me up.
40:02But I just don't think Kate is really open to reason as much as she is to revenge and being
40:11vindictive.
40:12Tom, you make sure you talk to her next, okay?
40:15Mm-hmm.
40:15Yeah, good.
40:16So what's going on?
40:18I know you're going to do what you're going to do, but I did want to tell you that Tom
40:21had no intention.
40:23I had no intention either of you ending up with the note.
40:26Well, you know what would have been the better way?
40:29Not hiding it under the chair so no one else could find it.
40:33I didn't know if you were the last one or not to open it.
40:36So it really wasn't your place to hide it under the chair, was it?
40:39It wasn't your letter anymore.
40:40Everyone already...
40:41It wasn't your envelope anymore.
40:43I agree with that.
40:44Okay.
40:44I'm sorry I did that.
40:46I don't care if you're sorry.
40:46I'm telling you, you need to think about who you want to sit by at the end.
40:51Thank you for that reminder.
40:52I'm just saying most of the people in this house aren't going to vote for me at the end
40:55to win this thing.
40:56So you're trying to convince me to let you stay to lose?
41:00I don't know when exactly Tyson won Survivor, but I'm pretty sure it was a long time ago
41:07because he's clearly very rusty.
41:10You should be choosing people that will lose against you.
41:13I don't need your coaching, Tyson, but thank you.
41:15I appreciate the unsolicited advice.
41:17Okay.
41:18I'm pretty confident I'm going to be on the hit list.
41:24I'd just say boiled eggs.
41:26And now we're going to what?
41:28The banishment?
41:29Yeah.
41:30Well, she has to put three up.
41:31That's going to be Tyson, Tom, and then someone else that she has to put up, which is not
41:36going to be good.
41:36That means it's like fucking one of us.
41:38I have a feeling one of my friends and allies might be going up.
41:42Maybe Drita or New York.
41:44I don't know.
41:45Could I be up there?
41:47Absolutely.
41:48Kate is a wild card.
41:50Wish me luck.
41:51Oh, fuck.
41:58How's it going?
41:59Good.
42:00How are you?
42:01I'm chilling.
42:02Good.
42:03So you were good at your peas?
42:04I guess so.
42:05I mean, it's really just hanging from a monkey bar.
42:07Have you had a good time here?
42:08I felt like it got like real serious all of a sudden.
42:12Yeah, I know.
42:12I know what you mean.
42:13I felt like that when I was on the hit list from the envelope.
42:16Yeah.
42:16That was like a bummer.
42:17Yeah.
42:18That was a real big bummer.
42:19Sorry about that.
42:20I didn't see Tyson put it under the chair.
42:22You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
42:26I don't know why he did that.
42:27I would have just fucking left that shit out.
42:29You let him do it.
42:30I didn't let.
42:31I can't.
42:32You didn't stop him.
42:32You didn't pull it out from under the chair.
42:33Is he your boss?
42:34Is Tyson the boss of you, Tom?
42:36No.
42:37Seems like he is.
42:39My association with Tyson is definitely getting me put on the hit list.
42:43I'm sure you know who you're, who else you're putting up there, right?
42:46I'm open to suggestions.
42:47If you're up there at the end of this, standing next to Drita, it's gonna be hard to get people
42:52to like vote for you.
42:54I mean.
42:55That's kinda rude, Tom.
42:56She's tried to save every single person that's left.
42:59If Kate is as smart as she says she is, getting rid of Drita, that would be best case scenario
43:05for everyone's game.
43:05But she is too worried about revenge.
43:09And it's gonna lose her the game.
43:11I'm sorry you're gonna miss your friend.
43:13But you guys got one last night together.
43:15Make it count.
43:22It's time to get ready for your hit list nominations.
43:25Kate, get excited.
43:27Or your closest approximation to the human emotion known as excitement.
43:31How cute is this earring though?
43:34Isn't that cute?
43:34It's a chair.
43:35The problem is wearing something this bold.
43:37Kate's definitely gonna try and make fun of me.
43:40Yeah.
43:41She'll be like, oh cute little cowboy, stupid fucking moron.
43:47I better get up and get dressed.
43:50Nobody likes smelly feet.
43:51Oh my gosh, Tyson.
43:54I've never seen you dress so fancy.
43:57Yep, cowboy.
43:58If I were an insecure person, this one being on the bottom would bother me.
44:05Everyone, head through the super secret hidden bookcase.
44:08There's a bookcase in here?
44:10Which is the same location as every other episode.
44:13Let's go.
44:14Obviously, Tom and Tyson are one and two on my hit list.
44:17However, I have not decided on spot number three.
44:21There are still four villains to choose from.
44:23Okay, let's go in the bookshelf.
44:24It really comes down to who do I trust the least.
44:27Oh, God.
44:42Hello, villains.
44:44And welcome to the reason we're over budget, The Stronghold.
44:48It's time for your hit list nominations.
44:52Kate, you are the super villain.
44:54Please take your chair.
45:01I'm a little annoyed you didn't say it again.
45:04You're right.
45:05I'm really sorry.
45:06How does it feel to be super villain again?
45:09I feel amazing.
45:10I love this seat.
45:12Kate, you get to choose the three villains in danger of being banished.
45:16Have mercy, Lord Jesus.
45:18All right.
45:18Keep going.
45:19I'm sorry, Joel.
45:20Okay, everyone.
45:21If you are nominated, please step over here.
45:24And remember, no matter who is banished, it's an honor just to be nominated.
45:29Kate is super unreasonable.
45:30She's been living mad for 49 years or whatever.
45:34With Kate as super villain, nothing is really certain except for that she will be driven by rage and anger
45:39and hatred.
45:41Kate, who are you going to piss off first and why?
45:44I made it clear last time I was in this chair that anyone who puts me on a hit list,
45:51I will retaliate.
45:52And this person made sure that I remained on the hit list after I opened the envelope by hiding it
45:58under a chair.
45:59So, Tyson, take your place on the hit list.
46:03Kate wants retaliation, but retaliation doesn't usually win you the game in these scenarios and oftentimes keeps you from even
46:11getting to the end.
46:12Colonel Sanders is looking finger looking good.
46:15Tyson, is there anything you'd like to say in your defense?
46:19No.
46:20I mean, I saw it coming.
46:22That was a very good way to dodge a real answer.
46:25Kate, who are you going to piss off next?
46:28The second person I'm going to nominate was complicit in hiding the envelope under the chair and thus ensuring I
46:35remained on the hit list.
46:36And so, Tom, you are the next one to go on that stage.
46:42Tom, anything you'd like to say in response?
46:46You know, Kate, I had really big plans for us.
46:51I was going to, like, follow you on Instagram.
46:54I was even going to comment on one of your sponsored posts.
46:58Like, for instance, if you did, like, a teeth whitening system, I was literally going to comment on how that
47:03teeth whitening system, like, gave me the courage to smile again to get, like, more comments going and then comment
47:09back to them.
47:09Like, I was willing to do that for you.
47:11But now, I think that ship has sailed.
47:17Good one, Tom.
47:18Did you know that he put the envelope under the chair?
47:21I mean, at a point, I guess he told me, but I'm like, I don't know what to do.
47:27Like, there's people guarding it, like...
47:29The people guarding it were the ones who hadn't opened it yet.
47:33Well, I...
47:34Those aren't guards.
47:34I screwed up, I panicked, and I fucked up.
47:36Yep, you did.
47:37No more Tom Collinses for us.
47:40Okay, Kate, who is your final hit list nomination and why?
47:45We're on pins and needles.
47:48I don't feel safe.
47:49My third nominee is only because I have to nominate a third person.
47:54Would she surprise me and, you know, pick maybe me?
47:58These are the only two I care to nominate.
48:01I don't think this third person necessarily planned for me to not be able to...
48:06Oh, Jesus, Lord, at thy birth.
48:07Is that too long?
48:08Whew, I'm scared.
48:10She may put me on the hit list.
48:12I have to nominate somebody, so that's gonna be...
48:14It's basically like watching one of those animal documentaries where you know someone's about to strike.
48:20You just don't know where.
48:26Coming up on House of Villains...
48:28It's spitting.
48:29I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
48:32Are we excited to see me?
48:34Yes!
48:35So I thought it would be a little fun to bring in some old friends.
48:39We heard some troublemakers are throwing a house party, baby!
48:44I can't believe it.
48:46Anybody that can go out there and survive is a true stallionaire, man.
48:49Don't tell Tyson I was in the super bed.
48:51Who in here do you trust the least?
48:54Tom.
48:55Oh!
48:56You really don't trust me.
48:57Hold on!
48:58This is the best way for each of us individually to get further.
49:02Bro, I am genuinely thinking about it.
49:06Surprisingly, I'm feeling pretty good about my chances of staying.
49:09You pulled this shit off, bro.
49:11That would be fucking epic.
49:13I'm fighting for my fucking life.
49:15I'm watching you specifically, Paul.
49:17I'm coming for you.
49:18We're both out.
49:19Don't piss me off.
49:20And you're threatening me in front of other people is bullshit.
49:22You're gonna get bit.
49:24Hi.
49:25Fuck out of here.
49:26I'm on fucking fire right now.
49:29Rita's up there right now, like...
49:31She doesn't live with me.
49:32Any motherfucker here that's gonna even play me like I'm dumb,
49:36I'm gonna show you how motherfucking gangster I become.
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