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00:00on House of Villains.
00:01Welcome to House of Villains season three, everybody.
00:05You know me from Basketball Wives.
00:08Love Island USA.
00:09RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:11Mob Wives.
00:12Survivor.
00:13Tyson, you.
00:15Oh, god damn it.
00:16Are our first super villain.
00:18Wait a minute.
00:19Yeah.
00:20No.
00:20I thought that was.
00:21I definitely thought it was me.
00:22I was like, no way.
00:23Yeah, yeah.
00:24It's you, right?
00:25Johnny, he is hot.
00:26Who knows?
00:27Maybe I'll get drunk and then I'll hook up with Johnny.
00:29Tyson, you are about to go on your reward outing.
00:33I will take plane.
00:35Who is the second villain you would like to take with you on your reward?
00:38Paul.
00:39All right.
00:40I have to put you up as a decoy.
00:43Tyson, who will you be pissing off first today?
00:47Paul.
00:48You got to take me on at least two dates before you fuck me.
00:51Who is the second villain you would like to nominate?
00:54Christine.
00:55You went around and you fucked me?
00:57You didn't use lube and you did the same thing to him.
01:01All right, Tyson.
01:02Who is your final hit list nomination?
01:13Jackie.
01:15Oh my God.
01:17What a fucking loser!
01:21You needed a moment and you got one, baby, because you fucked with the wrong one.
01:25Do you know who I am?
01:26I am Jackie Marie Christie.
01:28You should never have done that.
01:29Ever.
01:30Less fucking play.
01:32I thought you was nice.
01:33I liked you.
01:34I hugged you when I first came in.
01:35But then I noticed you stopped talking to me because you knew I was going to be a problem.
01:39And guess what?
01:40I am.
01:40Well, here are your first three hit list nominations.
01:44Paul, Christine, and Jackie.
01:47Tomorrow, you three nominees will compete in our first redemption challenge, where one of you will fight
01:54your way to safety.
01:55And please, no literal fighting.
01:57This show is not insured.
01:59I have an opportunity to save myself and I'll do my best.
02:02Otherwise, I'll get on a private jet and I'll fly the fuck up out of here.
02:05Good for you.
02:07Sheik.
02:08The two villains who don't earn redemption will be up for banishment.
02:12When we return to this room, someone over here-
02:17Damn.
02:17Will be voted out of the house and lose their chance at $200,000.
02:24Well, it sounds like it's going to be a fun night.
02:26If I were you, I'd start drinking.
02:29When I do the challenge and I win, he better look over his shoulder.
02:33I'm coming for him like he ain't never seen.
02:36Survivor has nothing on me.
02:38Yeah, bro, you caught some strays there.
02:39I don't know if they were strays.
02:40I think they're-
02:41Well, the strays are pretty direct.
02:42They weren't that stray.
02:42They're pre-direct.
02:43They were pretty owned.
02:45Well, now you're done.
02:47I mean, you know, now you have some people on your fucking back, but-
02:50See, I've been nice.
02:53I've been nice.
02:55But now, I see.
02:58Who should I have thrown in?
02:59Tiffany and Kate?
03:01Like, that's-
03:01There's nobody to-
03:02Don't try to get nothing started.
03:03I'm just saying there's nowhere to go.
03:06What you shouldn't get.
03:06There's nowhere to go.
03:07There's five people there.
03:08I feel like you should know my energy from the time I walked in the front door.
03:12Yeah.
03:12To now, it hasn't changed.
03:14Now, it's going to change.
03:15Okay.
03:16Okay.
03:16Mine's going to stay the same.
03:18Good.
03:18I think it should.
03:19It will.
03:20Because a nasty snake liar doesn't really appeal to me.
03:25So the gloves come on.
03:26Bad, bad, bad boy.
03:28Bad boy.
03:30I'm going to bed.
03:32Do you feel like you should apologize to some lady?
03:35I'll let him simmer down a little bit first.
03:37Christine, don't beg that idiot.
03:40Huh?
03:41Don't what?
03:42Don't beg the idiot.
03:44It's too late.
03:46The idiot already to put you on the hit list.
03:48Let him go.
03:52Oh, lord.
03:55Dummies.
03:57Don't go dummies.
04:04It's never going to feel good.
04:05Yeah.
04:06I get it.
04:06I'm probably next.
04:08I won immunity today.
04:09So next time, you know, someone's going to-
04:11Wait, you won immunity?
04:12Yeah.
04:13Oh, sorry.
04:14You meant as the group.
04:15Sorry.
04:15Yeah, as the group, yeah.
04:16Sorry.
04:17I thought you had like a singular challenge at the rollerblading thing.
04:19I was so confused.
04:20I wasn't, I didn't go to the rollerblading.
04:21Oh, okay.
04:21Sorry.
04:22Are you ready to compete?
04:23I am.
04:24Yeah?
04:25I'm glad that I-
04:25How do you feel going against Paul and Jackie?
04:28Because you realize that's what it turns into, right?
04:30I'm actually excited about that.
04:32I really am.
04:33Because I feel like that's my chance to kind of bring it.
04:35I don't want you to leave early.
04:36I'm not going to.
04:37I mean, speaking of which, we have to adjust the fact that we've met each other before.
04:43Yeah.
04:44I don't want Christine to go.
04:46Christine is beautiful.
04:47I mean, everyone can see it.
04:48She's tall.
04:49She's blonde.
04:50And me and Christine actually met like a year and a half ago at a bar.
04:56It was very brief, you know, but she expressed to me.
04:58She thought I looked good.
04:59I told her the same.
05:00She gave me her number, but I didn't really follow up because I didn't save her name on my phone.
05:04I did my best.
05:05I reached out to her on Instagram, but you know, she's got like five million followers.
05:08I get it.
05:09Yeah.
05:09I checked my DMs too.
05:10And I was like, I definitely did reach out to you.
05:12Did you look?
05:13Well, I don't ever check my DMs.
05:15That's why I wanted to talk to you.
05:16We got to see that through.
05:17I had to go back and look.
05:19He literally like DMed me like a lot.
05:21Obviously he likes me.
05:23So we'll see where this goes.
05:25Johnny, there's a lot of food already made.
05:28Okay.
05:28Got to go.
05:29Thank you, honey.
05:36What's up, bro?
05:37Not much, dude.
05:38Did you, did you do, are you okay?
05:40I'm, I'm frazzled.
05:41I did not expect that.
05:42I should have let somebody else pull the lever.
05:45No, we're in a good spot.
05:47We're in a good spot.
05:47We've got a good group.
05:48Yeah.
05:48We'll be all right.
05:50Okay.
05:50Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
05:53I know he's not super happy.
05:55I know in that position, I wouldn't be.
05:57I do feel confident that whether he wins the redemption challenge or it goes to a vote,
06:02he's going to be safe either way, but will he be on my side?
06:06We just need some rest.
06:07And then tomorrow.
06:08We need a rest.
06:09And I'm excited to see what that challenge is.
06:11You need to win your way back in.
06:12And then we got to, somebody here needs to win super villain again.
06:16I agree.
06:16And then we keep it rolling.
06:17Cause once we whittle it down a couple, then we're cool.
06:19Then we're cool.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Cool.
06:22Okay.
06:22I'm going to change, get into something cozy.
06:23Yeah.
06:24I'll see you down there.
06:26Tyson.
06:27I was in my eternal fucking rest after I lost big brother the second time.
06:32And I don't know what inspired you to unearth me from my tomb by putting me on the hit list.
06:37But now I'm about to rain down chaos on everybody's head and you're fucked.
06:47I have to be honest.
06:49I see the way Tom like treats Tyson.
06:51So I think those two are aligned.
06:53But because they're roommates.
06:54Tom.
06:55So Tom is coming from a world where there's him and another guy named Tom.
06:59That was his buddy.
07:01They opened two bars together.
07:02He's used to having a wingman.
07:04He even bought a motorcycle that has a little sidecar.
07:13Think Batman and Robin.
07:14Yes.
07:15This is how I sleep now.
07:19Sick, dude.
07:20I think the super villain always has to sleep like this.
07:23It's just part of the rules, dude.
07:25I don't make the rules.
07:26You can borrow these pajamas if you want to sometime.
07:30They're so silky.
07:31Me and Tyson, I feel like we're helping each other out and we laugh a lot.
07:36So I think we have a very fast growing bromance and I fucking love it.
07:42That's cool.
07:42We'll just start wearing each other's clothes.
07:44Okay.
07:45Nobody will think we're like best friends.
07:51We got together one fine day and we said let's hang forever cause it feels so great.
07:59And now it's up in the morning, all the things we do.
08:03Everything is better when it's two by two.
08:06Two guys, two guys, all I know is I was all alone until I met you dude, two guys.
08:21If you could have one animal loyal to you that follows you around, what would it be?
08:26For me, it'd have to be a tiger.
08:28A tiger would fuck up a lion 10 times out of 10.
08:30They're just more nimble.
08:31That's one on one.
08:32But lions run in packs.
08:35Female lions are the attackers.
08:37This woman and men talk.
08:39I already told you I think women are smarter than men, obviously.
08:43Not the ones you pick.
08:45I've been duped several times.
08:47That's my Achilles heel.
08:49Vagina is your Achilles heel.
08:51Vagina, yeah, for sure.
08:53Yeah, exactly.
08:53It's a drug to me.
08:55On Love Island, I'm known as a villain because I got coupled up with a girl,
08:59went to another house, kissed another girl.
09:07From that point on, every show that I've gone on, I've just been a player,
09:11talking to a bunch of girls, switching up left and right.
09:13You know, I love love.
09:14I'm a lover boy.
09:15It is what it is.
09:16Oh, that's why you guys are on Love Island.
09:18Why is that?
09:19Because you're horny.
09:21Are you not?
09:24Did you meet your husband and sons?
09:27No, we were married for five years.
09:31Why'd you get to boss?
09:32Because he's a fucking psycho back.
09:35You're dating?
09:36I have a boyfriend, yeah.
09:45You're Albanian.
09:46You're Albanian, okay.
09:48I feel like that's why I feel like a kinship with you, because I'm Russian.
09:51I didn't know you're Russian.
09:53Yeah, we're Eastern European.
09:55Yes.
09:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:56Russians, they have breakfast with bears.
09:59They're like, look at my pet.
10:01I've made breakfast for some bears, so.
10:07How are you doing?
10:08You look fantastic, by the way.
10:10I love that.
10:10I want to be snatched this summer.
10:12Oh yeah, let's go be bros.
10:13We just like have a hyper-masculine workout session.
10:16Yeah, Tyson, I just want to say real quick, I feel like you are a strong competitor.
10:20You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
10:23Okay.
10:24It's so important to identify who is the most competitive player in this game,
10:30and it's definitely Tyson.
10:33I have to get something going with this man,
10:35because this is the type of person that I need to help me get to the finale.
10:39You could have put me up and you didn't last night.
10:41I didn't.
10:41I wasn't going to.
10:42Literally all you want.
10:44I just need you to do damage control with the house when people are pissed at me.
10:49Right, right.
10:50I just love, I love the way this is going.
10:53I feel like that type of man does not like me.
10:57Typically same.
10:58Being a little like, you know, outside the lines, they freak.
11:01They don't, they're like, they don't understand it.
11:03I feel like we're more on the same page than I suspected.
11:05Growing up, I didn't really belong with the bros,
11:08the Johnnies and the Tysons and the Tommies.
11:10But at the same time, I do not fit in with women.
11:12So I'm just stuck in the in-between.
11:14I just don't want to annoy people, you know, that's just my personality.
11:16Right, exactly.
11:18I don't think you're annoying people.
11:18I think your personality lends itself well to like you being comfortable around people
11:22and like getting to know people a little bit quicker.
11:24I feel like plain Jane relates with me here,
11:26and I'm hoping we can create some sort of camaraderie in this house.
11:30Well, listen, we'll, we'll see what happens.
11:32I'm just rooting for you.
12:02I couldn't sleep, Christina.
12:06I know.
12:07I know that's why.
12:07And he's going to hate that he did this to us.
12:11He thinks he's this big shot survivor.
12:14I don't want him to survive here.
12:15That's why I like, I so look forward to the challenge today.
12:20Like you have no idea.
12:21I'm going to have a nice hot shower.
12:23Yeah.
12:24I'm going to wash my hair.
12:25Yeah.
12:25I'm going to shave my coochie just because I can.
12:29I want to feel smooth.
12:30I ain't fucking, but I'm going to do it.
12:35And I think we do the Cuban shuffle.
12:42What's the Cuban shuffle?
12:44We're going to Cuban shuffle these motherfuckers.
12:46Okay.
12:46And you and I together have to win that motherfucking challenge.
12:50Oh yeah.
12:50Whatever it takes.
12:51I don't go down without a fight.
12:53I get it.
12:53I don't.
12:54I get it.
12:54So that's our strategy.
12:55Yeah.
12:56I would love it if Jackie and I could both win.
12:58Because if we win, we stay.
13:02The wheels are turning now.
13:04The wheels are turning.
13:06And I think the game is about to come undone.
13:24Mama's cooking.
13:27I have bags everywhere of makeup.
13:29You want light or dark?
13:30Because I have a darker one too.
13:31Do you have like just transparent?
13:33Totally white.
13:34Got you.
13:34Okay.
13:35Okay.
13:35Perfect.
13:35Yeah.
13:35Yeah.
13:35Yeah.
13:36I got you.
13:40I'll take another one of those Vanderpump martinis.
13:43I was feeling good last night.
13:46I would absolutely love to make you more of them.
13:49Can we, can we do something about that, Joel?
13:52Joel, can we have the keys to the liquor cabinet so I can make these beautiful, amazing people cocktails?
13:59We're much more interactive.
14:00Especially, how about, you know, how about the people on the hit list?
14:02I feel like they can use a drink right now.
14:04Yes.
14:04Right?
14:05Yes.
14:06Yes.
14:06Come on.
14:06But if you drink now, you won't fully enjoy the weed you're having delivered to the house later.
14:13That's true.
14:18Where is he?
14:19Miss?
14:24Who the hell are you?
14:26Huh?
14:27What are you doing in my estate?
14:28Oh, shit.
14:29Are we supposed to be here?
14:30Why is my home filled with common whores?
14:33This bitch is trying to call all of us hoes.
14:37This is not going to fly.
14:38Well, who the fuck are you?
14:39Claudia, Claudia, Claudia, Claudia, Claudia.
14:47Who are these people?
14:49Van Der Steele, my lover and sole heiress to the Van Der Steele Iron Fortune.
14:55If there's anything that I learned from my big brother experience, if any exorbitant thing is
15:00happening in front of you, chances are you're going to need to remember whatever the hell they're
15:04talking about.
15:05So my antennas or my horns, I'm not sure which one at this point.
15:11They're fucking on.
15:13You're my heart and my soul.
15:15You set my torso aflame.
15:19Will you marry me?
15:22Yes.
15:228,000 times.
15:23Yes.
15:23All right.
15:24Hit her.
15:25Yes.
15:25And yes.
15:27Hello?
15:29Autumn, summer, winters.
15:30My half, half sister.
15:33I'm definitely stressed about the challenge, whatever it may be.
15:38But right now, I'm loving this performance.
15:40This is one fucked up soap opera.
15:46What are you doing out of the asylum?
15:49Happy Acres Asylum, to be exact.
15:51I never made it to the asylum.
15:54I found this.
15:56So it was you who had me committed.
15:59I needed to pave the way to become the sole heiress to the van der Steele iron fortune.
16:04You've always had your eye on that prize ever since mother was lost at sea 12 years ago.
16:11Oh my goodness.
16:12You know good and well we found her at sea.
16:15Dead.
16:16I cremated her myself.
16:19This is her in the space.
16:21Wait a minute now.
16:24I miss you, love.
16:25Hey, ladies, ladies.
16:27There is no need to fight.
16:28Yes.
16:29He's already made his choice.
16:32No!
16:33What's up?
16:34You're lovers.
16:36I'm lovers with both of you.
16:46I'm totally bummed that they didn't cast me to be one of the actors.
16:49Christine, no.
16:51I'm your sister and your daughter.
16:57Okay, and scene.
17:00But you were found dead at sea.
17:03No!
17:07Fucking A.
17:08We've been in this house with a cremated body.
17:12I need to get up out of here.
17:18Well, well, well.
17:20It seems like you're just after our money.
17:23No, no, no.
17:24I love you.
17:25And I love you.
17:26And I love her.
17:28And me.
17:30Oh, hello, Victor Danger Knox of Vandersteel.
17:44It clicks all of a sudden.
17:47I'm realizing that this is the challenge.
17:51My son, but you were stolen at childbirth.
17:55Luckily, a group of Scandinavian nuns saved me and gave me to the Carringtons.
18:01So you two are adoptive brothers and lovers?
18:05And co-conspirators.
18:08We came up with this whole plan to tie you up and murder you all.
18:13Wait, you can't.
18:18I'm pregnant.
18:21Is it mine?
18:23No.
18:26It's mine.
18:29Oh.
18:29I'm going to choke the kale?
18:32Yes.
18:32I'm a father and the father.
18:36Oh, wow.
18:37And cut.
18:38Great job, everybody.
18:39We did it.
18:41Wow.
18:41Great job.
18:42Great job.
18:43Well done, guys.
18:45Thank you for being here.
18:46Thank you for your bravery.
18:48Thank you for answering the casting notice on Facebook Marketplace.
18:53All right.
18:54You guys get out of here.
18:55Yeah.
18:55Get out of here.
18:58Because for Christine, Jackie, and Paul, this is your redemption challenge.
19:05Oh, my God.
19:06What?
19:07I'm so confused.
19:10They're acting.
19:10Oh, shit.
19:11Come on, art department.
19:12Bring it out.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:14Here we go.
19:15I'm sick.
19:15I'm sick to my stomach.
19:16I'm dead.
19:16What is this?
19:17All right.
19:17Bring it all in.
19:18We got ashes.
19:19We, oh, my God.
19:20I can't.
19:20Jackie, you're cool.
19:22You're fine.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:24I can't breathe.
19:24You're definitely cool.
19:25You got a fan on the head.
19:26There is a whole nother level of pressure here.
19:29I'm sweating.
19:30My adrenaline is going through.
19:31I got heart palpitations.
19:32I'm scared.
19:33I'm thinking, am I going to faint?
19:34Am I going to go into a cardiac arrest?
19:36I almost feel like I'm pregnant again, and I'm trying to do the pregnancy breathing.
19:40I'm getting hot thinking about it.
19:48All right.
19:48Here we go.
19:50This is your redemption challenge.
19:52This challenge is called bringing the drama.
19:58A good villain is always watching and listening, paying very close attention,
20:03so they can exploit those details later.
20:05And that later is now.
20:07You just watched a soap opera that was somehow less dramatic than your everyday bullshit.
20:14That's for sure.
20:15I'm going to ask you a series of multiple choice questions about what you just saw.
20:20The villain with the most points at the end of six questions wins and is off the hit list.
20:26The two losers will be subject to the house vote where one will be banished.
20:32If you were to ask my mother, she would tell you that I have the worst memory on
20:35goddamn planet earth.
20:36If you were to ask a professional, I probably have early onset dementia.
20:39So I'm hoping that these questions are on par with what my brain chose to remember.
20:44First question of your redemption challenge.
20:48Who slapped Chase?
20:50A. Autumn.
20:52B. Claudia.
20:54C. Victoria.
20:55Who slapped Chase?
20:57Luckily, I remembered that.
20:59That was Claudia.
21:00She was the first person that came in.
21:01And she was not happy.
21:04Let's see your answer in one, two, three.
21:08Raise your paddle.
21:11The answer was B, Claudia.
21:15Christine, you get a point.
21:16All right, Christine.
21:20Question number two.
21:22What is Autumn's relation to Claudia?
21:24A. Sister once removed.
21:27B. Half step sister.
21:29C. Half half sister.
21:32I'm not going to be fooled by this little half step or two step or whatever the fuck y'all
21:37are saying.
21:38Half half.
21:39Autumn, summer, winter.
21:41My half half sister.
21:42The answer is C, half half sister.
21:45Paul and Jackie, you get a point.
21:48Now here's your third question.
21:49What fortune is Claudia Vander Steele the sole heir to?
21:54A. Iron.
21:56B. Steel.
21:58C. Uranium.
22:00One, two, three.
22:03Let's see them.
22:05The answer was A, iron.
22:08Paul and Jackie now each have two points.
22:10Christine still has one.
22:11I'm racking up points.
22:13I'm at least beating Christine.
22:15I'm in the game.
22:16I'm in the running.
22:16I feel like I got this.
22:18What group of people gave Victor to the Carringtons?
22:22A. Slovakian neighborhood watch.
22:24B. Scandinavian nuns.
22:27C. Swedish good Samaritans.
22:29One, two, three.
22:33The answer is B, Scandinavian nuns.
22:36Everyone gets a point.
22:38Well done.
22:39Well done.
22:41Next question.
22:42What was the name of the asylum that Autumn was supposed to be in?
22:47A. Happy Acres.
22:48B. Shady Acres.
22:50C. Pacific Acres.
22:53One, two, three.
22:55We have one of each.
22:56The answer is A, Happy Acres.
23:00Christine now has three points.
23:02I had no idea that this was about to break out into a challenge, but I went to acting school.
23:08I'm trained.
23:09Meisner method, baby.
23:11And that is really working at my advantage for once.
23:17Three-way tie, everyone.
23:19Whoever gets this next question correct wins the redemption challenge.
23:22If we all tie, then I don't know what the fuck we're going to do.
23:25How long ago was Victoria lost at sea?
23:31A. A decade.
23:32B. 15 months.
23:34C. 12 years.
23:36You guys got your answers?
23:38Okay.
23:38Let's see them in one, two, three.
23:42Again, we have one of each.
23:45The answer is C. 12 years.
23:54Ever since mother was lost at sea 12 years ago.
23:59Paul wins the game.
24:00Congratulations.
24:03I feel fantastic, but I feel horrible because now that I'm off the hit list,
24:08everybody's looking at me and they're thinking one of two things.
24:11Damn, this dude is a lot smarter than I thought.
24:13Or damn, I really wanted to see this guy go.
24:15Either of which is not good for me.
24:17Congrats, Paul.
24:18You were slightly better at listening and remembering than the other two.
24:23Christine and Jackie, you got some work to do and we'll be up for banishment tomorrow.
24:28I'm going to get out of here before one of these actors asks me to be in their student film.
24:32I'll hit you up.
24:33I'll host a Sunday show at the improv.
24:35Tomorrow, we will see you at the banishment ceremony.
24:38Now that I'm up for banishment, I know my back's up against the wall,
24:42but we're playing for $200,000.
24:44And the thing with me, I'm going through a divorce.
24:47I'm a single mom.
24:48I've got lawyers.
24:50Like, I got nothing left.
24:51And when you got nothing left, you got nothing to lose.
25:03Hello, Kate.
25:04Hi.
25:04You know what?
25:05You really seem...
25:06You must be just relieved it's over.
25:07I am relieved it's over.
25:09That shit had my adrenaline up here.
25:11Yeah.
25:12Like, it was the most uncomfortable because I'm not used to that.
25:15You've never done a competition show?
25:16Never, ever.
25:17It's hideous.
25:18Oh, my God.
25:20It's hideous.
25:20On Basketball Wives, everybody knows if Jackie says she's going to have it,
25:24it's not a matter of if.
25:26It's a matter of when.
25:27Because I am a person that loves to win.
25:31So if I was the first one to go home, I would be completely crushed.
25:35That would make me start questioning everything about me.
25:38You come into this, and you start meeting everyone, and you start caring about me.
25:42If you...
25:42I know.
25:42It's so intentional.
25:43Oh.
25:44It's okay.
25:45Jackie, she does everything wrong.
25:47Be quiet in your bedroom, stop crying, and get faster at challenges.
25:52Those are my tips for Jackie.
25:54But I do have moments where I'm thinking, would it be more strategic to get rid of the
25:59person who's a bigger threat?
26:01Which is obviously not Jackie.
26:03Do you want your cameras to see you cry?
26:04Because they're going to come in here.
26:05No.
26:05Okay, so I'm going to...
26:07If we keep talking, they're going to come.
26:08Okay.
26:09Okay.
26:10Okay.
26:11Told you.
26:17Ow.
26:18Oh, my God.
26:20Tyson.
26:20I mean, I did the best I could.
26:22And then I...
26:24There's still more game.
26:25Your energy's way more positive.
26:27And I think you have to maintain that here, especially if Jackie's not going to be positive.
26:33I feel like you should know my energy from the time I walked in the front door to now.
26:38It hasn't changed.
26:39Now it's going to change.
26:41Okay.
26:41Okay.
26:42Mine's going to stay the same.
26:43Good.
26:44I think it should.
26:45It will.
26:46Yeah.
26:46Because that's what people are going to choose, is what's going to be the best energy for the
26:51house after this.
26:52Yeah.
26:53Christina's interesting because I can't tell if she literally has no idea what's going on.
27:00Or maybe she's playing us all.
27:02Either way, though, I feel like she's someone I can manipulate moving forward,
27:06and I'd like to keep her in the game.
27:07I am in your corner.
27:08Yeah.
27:09And I will pitch you and fight for you.
27:11If people ask who I'm keeping here, it's you.
27:14I really appreciate that.
27:15I do.
27:16Yeah.
27:19Tiff.
27:20How did you deal with it when this happened, when you left?
27:23I've been an absolute little tall little bitch to everybody.
27:25Don't raise your penis at me.
27:28You're a weirdo.
27:29You're a big clown.
27:30You're a weirdo.
27:31Not that I am.
27:32Not that I am.
27:33You're a weirdo.
27:34Not that I am.
27:35You was?
27:36Yeah.
27:36But that didn't work on my fate, man.
27:39Oh, you sons of bitches!
27:43Because I don't know how to hide my feelings.
27:45Yes.
27:46But you know what I felt like what was happening to me?
27:48Like, a lot more people didn't like me, and that was me being in my head.
27:52And that's what I feel.
27:53I feel like there's a lot of people that...
27:54Nobody wants to see you leave, but you feel us.
27:57Yes!
27:57Because you're up.
27:58It just hurts because it's like, I like everybody.
28:01I want, you know, but I understand it's a game, you know?
28:03And it's never even.
28:03And it seems unfair.
28:05And I hate that I had to depend on others and got myself in this situation.
28:10Since I met Jackie prior to this, I'm going to vote to keep Jackie safe.
28:16Because in this game, knowing someone from the outside can really, really take you far.
28:22And I need that kind of protection in this house.
28:25And Jackie, use leverage.
28:27That helps.
28:28Okay.
28:28That's a good leverage.
28:30Yeah, you do.
28:34How do you feel, though?
28:35I don't feel fucking great.
28:37I'm not going to lie.
28:38Like, you don't?
28:39No, no.
28:40I mean, like, right now, Tom's Cocktails, I feel fucking great, comma.
28:45I don't feel great about the whole situation.
28:48Being up for Banishment is the worst.
28:50I'm anxious.
28:51I'm vulnerable.
28:52But at least I look amazing, right?
28:54I'm just obsessed with you.
28:56Like, you're my idol.
28:57Like, I just want to be you.
28:59She's so funny, right?
29:00It's everything to me.
29:02I just, yeah.
29:03Well, I love you.
29:04Things are a little up in the air with me.
29:07I know Planes got my back.
29:08Hopefully, Drita and I are okay.
29:10But Johnny, I don't know.
29:12So you want to go by the pool and talk?
29:14I think I'll give him the chance to talk to me.
29:16Finally.
29:18I don't mean to be sexual, but aesthetically, this is like...
29:21Okay.
29:22How is that sexual?
29:23I know this is not a dating show, but Christine is beautiful.
29:26And Christine and I's story, I mean, it's kind of romantic.
29:29It's kind of like Grease.
29:30Like, we met each other one night in the distant past,
29:33and then one day end up in the same house on a reality show.
29:37I'm not even really thinking game right now.
29:39I'm thinking this could be like, I don't know, my new showman.
29:42So I mean, this is perfect.
29:43I think you look good, because I've already expressed that to you
29:45before we even got here a year ago.
29:48You know, I think you're beautiful, you know?
29:50But like, I'm trying to figure out how it is maybe cool if you're feeling it,
29:57whatever, if you don't have a boyfriend, you're single.
30:02I didn't want to have this conversation.
30:04I don't want Johnny to know that I have a boyfriend,
30:07because I totally see the way that Johnny looks at me,
30:10and I'm using that to my advantage to keep me safe.
30:14But yeah, no, I like a mold.
30:16I want one foot in the grave.
30:19I want an empire.
30:20I want an estate.
30:22I really, really, really like you.
30:25I think you're really smart.
30:26I think you have something about you.
30:29I'm like, we can work together.
30:30I don't know what that looks like.
30:32What I'm saying is there's no such thing as a coincidence.
30:34Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:36No, no, no, no.
30:36Listen, we met for a fucking reason, okay?
30:40Like I said-
30:41You're being super vague.
30:42I'm not.
30:42I will, I will expound.
30:44Explain.
30:44What I'm saying is-
30:45What are you talking about?
30:46What I'm saying is what if we fucking met to win this thing?
30:50I wouldn't like to form an alliance with you.
30:52I have said that to no one.
30:54Absolutely.
30:56Obviously, we have to revisit that conversation when you're still here tomorrow.
31:01Yeah, we will.
31:05They must be saying something interesting.
31:07The nosy Nancy in my heart wants to know what they're talking about.
31:11She's campaigning.
31:12Girl, she doesn't need to campaign that hard enough.
31:15Not with him.
31:15Enough campaigning, no.
31:16They're just having sex.
31:17No, they're not.
31:19But I mean, that vote isn't wrong.
31:21Mm-hmm.
31:22Who are people voting for?
31:23Are we, are we on the same, are we on the same page?
31:27I feel like there's another movement in the house.
31:30Yeah.
31:31It is tricky for me because it's my roommate.
31:34Yeah.
31:35Ooh.
31:35Really?
31:36Yeah.
31:42That's it.
31:43How are both of y'all feeling?
31:45I haven't got nothing else to lose.
31:46Because this is, this is game time.
31:48It is.
31:49Yeah.
31:49I offer stability, loyalty.
31:52If I win or I'm in a position to make you win, you're gonna win.
31:55Because I'm not here for the money.
31:57Jackie's pitching herself to Johnny right in front of me.
31:59It's a little awkward.
32:02If I can put you in that winning chair, Johnny, why wouldn't I?
32:05We're gonna go, I will vanish like a ghost.
32:08And then I'm gonna come back up and change.
32:09I'll tell you, Johnny, I feel like there's chemistry with you two.
32:14Christina's a sweetheart, don't get me wrong.
32:16But at the end of the day, she realizes that her power is your eyes twinkle as soon as you
32:22see her.
32:22Why?
32:23You're attracted to her.
32:24When I'm around beautiful women, I kind of gravitate towards that for comfort.
32:28Mm-hmm.
32:28So I gotta keep Christine.
32:30I get it.
32:31I see it.
32:32But I think you would be barking up a tree that would go nowhere because she has something.
32:39If this is true, that could definitely change whether I want her in this house or not.
32:43So I'm starting to think now, like, maybe Jackie, you know, should stay here.
32:48Do what you want to do.
32:49For me, I can help you go a lot further.
32:52Nothing against Christine, but I don't think that's the intent.
32:55I think it's more, you cute.
32:57Absolutely.
32:57I have two sides of my brain, my lustful thoughts.
33:02I love it.
33:03And then I also have my, I'm here to play a game.
33:05There it is.
33:14Pink is code for ass, right?
33:16Yeah.
33:17Sure.
33:18Or bussy.
33:19Have you ever heard of a bussy?
33:21No, babe.
33:22A bussy is about bussy.
33:24No, I understand.
33:25I had a feeling.
33:31I would really like the sleeping light in the room with you.
33:35Same.
33:36I don't know why.
33:37I know.
33:38It's so funny.
33:39I'm going to sleep because you're here.
33:41Aw.
33:41It's weird.
33:56I got to fucking clean.
33:58I'm going to ask this girl if I can organize for her.
34:01Because I can't take this.
34:03I love my roommates.
34:05But right now, Jackie definitely got one up on Christine.
34:08I don't want makeup all over the fucking house on the beds.
34:10Why doesn't she use this back closet?
34:1455 mirrors, 47 eyelashes, 27 curling irons.
34:19Do you see Drita really rolling with that?
34:21No.
34:23This is unnecessary.
34:25How are you feeling?
34:26You feel rich, blessed, good?
34:28I know.
34:30That's my point.
34:32I don't give a shit about anything.
34:34If I lost attention, I will not wear this.
34:39It's a simple thing.
34:40It's not easy.
34:41It's for me to be fucking five million followers.
34:44Oh.
34:44All I got to do is talk all day.
34:47That's right.
34:48I would walk in the fucking steps.
34:49That's right, yes.
34:53I keep waking up at seven and then like once I'm up and I see people, I'm like,
34:57I can't go back to sleep.
34:58Don't remind me.
34:59I sleep next to you.
35:01You're literally my sleep paralysis demon.
35:03That's you.
35:03The sleep paralysis demon in the corner, it's literally just Ashley.
35:07Talking about Johnny Banana's little dick or something.
35:12Now that's a nightmare.
35:21You don't know how much I left for Jackie.
35:25I just didn't feel good that she packed.
35:27I was sad about that.
35:28And Christine's not packing?
35:29I don't know why would you do that.
35:31I mean, I honestly don't know which way the vote is going.
35:35I really don't.
35:36That's nice to know.
35:37I'm not trying to be an asshole to Christina.
35:38I'm really not because actually I get along really good with her.
35:41It's just nice to hear that because that's fair.
35:43I'm not a follower.
35:44I don't care what everyone in the house does.
35:46I do what I think is right.
35:48So I'm giving Jackie my vote and I will be completely fucking honest with it.
35:52I like the underdogs.
35:53Everybody likes an underdog.
35:55I don't have a vote tonight because I am the super villain.
35:58But as long as things go the way I want them to, I'm cool.
36:02And I'm hoping Christine stays because she's maybe a little bit easier to manage and less
36:08of a headache than Jackie.
36:10Fingers crossed.
36:11P.J.
36:14That's what we're just keeping Christine still.
36:17Like where your head is at.
36:19Yeah.
36:19Have you talked to anybody else about this, like upstairs?
36:22It confirms with me that New York wanted to keep Jackie.
36:27I think that New York might be a solo operator.
36:32Do you know they'll probably keep Jackie?
36:34That line of thinking does make sense.
36:38I just went back and forth a little bit,
36:39like weighing out the pros and tons of both.
36:42Christine's better for our game to keep in.
36:44Yeah.
36:45Christine has been really sweet to me.
36:47And Jackie also has been really sweet to me.
36:49But Tyson's a super villain.
36:51I feel like Tyson has more experience in these situations.
36:53And also, he's my homie.
36:55So I guess we're sending Jackie home.
36:57I like both of them, but I would prefer for Christine.
37:01That's just like, that's too.
37:02I'm just kidding.
37:02Everyone's on the same page, hopefully.
37:04Yes.
37:06So Christine, if she didn't have a boyfriend,
37:08you would try to hook up with her right now?
37:09Absolutely.
37:11But you know, it's just like,
37:12we're in a house for weeks, potentially.
37:14I don't, but I know.
37:15You know what I'm saying?
37:15I get it.
37:16I think Johnny is amazing.
37:18Good looking, young, nice, smart.
37:20I loved you on your show, Love Island.
37:23Oh, you watched it?
37:23I watched the show.
37:24I'm not, I'm not just saying that.
37:27I like really cheered you on on it.
37:29And I was like, this kid has such a good aura.
37:31You do.
37:32You just had naturally have a good aura.
37:33I mean, he had a lot of, you know,
37:35shit thrown at him.
37:36Oh, don't do that to her.
37:38I use bugging.
37:39I also understand why they casted you.
37:41I think that was very, very smart.
37:43Would you let Johnny around your daughter?
37:45Nope.
37:47I can't believe you watched my show.
37:49All right, everybody.
37:51Get dressed for the next six and a half hours for this banishment ceremony.
37:56That's what I think a lot of people forget is there's cameras everywhere.
37:59Oh, I don't forget.
38:00You don't forget.
38:06Okay.
38:08Ooh.
38:08Oh, my.
38:09That's a fit.
38:10Mamacita.
38:10That's one conversation, but the most important conversation is how are they voting?
38:15Oh, I didn't even ask because this is where we need to be right now.
38:18See, I didn't even know, but you know what? I don't want to even put them on the spot because,
38:22listen, you guys.
38:22I would.
38:23Oh.
38:24Well, I'm going to listen to them.
38:25I'm sure you would.
38:26So if y'all want to, we could have more conversations like this.
38:30I will love on y'all for the rest of your life.
38:32But Jackie, most importantly, in here, how can they be?
38:35You know what?
38:35I just think.
38:35Like, if you stay here, are you going to make sure you don't put them up?
38:39Yeah, of course.
38:40Well, they should know that.
38:40Some of you I've connected with.
38:42Definitely this one right here.
38:44Me and Drita is on the same page.
38:46And I also was promised the allegiance from a particular gentleman from your guys' group.
38:50I won't say who, because I really want to see, is he going to stand on what he said?
38:55We connected, and we had an agreement.
38:56We shook hands, and it's an agreement.
38:58And we're going to see.
38:59I'm a person of my word.
39:00So win or lose, this is one of your guys' people.
39:03Who is this man?
39:04It ain't me.
39:05So it's either Tyson or Tom.
39:07And can any of these people just be fucking direct?
39:08Because I'm tired of reading in between the lines.
39:11And quite frankly, I don't really know how to read at all.
39:14Okay, so who's this mystery guy that promised you to vote?
39:16Tom and I both pledged our allegiance that we would have each other no matter what.
39:21If I lose them, you already know.
39:24Yeah.
39:24We've got it.
39:25All right.
39:26I appreciate that.
39:28For sure, for sure.
39:28That's really sweet.
39:29We shook hands, and I take him for his word on that.
39:32I would love to have your vote if you want to vote for me.
39:35Cute.
39:36There it is.
39:39Hey, what's the play?
39:41I don't even know the play.
39:42Keeping Christine?
39:43Like, I don't know.
39:43Yeah.
39:43It's not everybody.
39:44Okay.
39:44That's what you all think the play is.
39:45That's what I want.
39:46That's what I thought.
39:47Yeah.
39:47Okay, yeah.
39:48I'm in an alliance with America's biggest douchebags.
39:51And now all the boys want to keep Christine, obviously, because she's like super hot.
39:57So it looks like I have to keep my boyfriend's girlfriend.
40:01One more thing.
40:03Jackie said that she came in and shook someone's hand and said that she was going to be working with
40:07them.
40:07So she was like, I talked to one of the big guys over there.
40:11I don't know what that was.
40:13Yeah.
40:14I mean, that was, I mean.
40:16Maybe you?
40:16I talked to LaVos and then she shook my hand last night.
40:20She's like, Tom, I don't know who you're voting for.
40:21It doesn't matter what happens.
40:22I still got your back.
40:23I want to vote for you and like shook my hand.
40:26So here I am just trying to be a nice, polite gentleman to Jackie.
40:33And this shit is getting blown up in my face.
40:35If I do stuff, you already know.
40:38Yeah.
40:39Anything?
40:39All right.
40:40Here we go.
40:41I see.
40:41I appreciate that.
40:43If you feel me want to vote for Christine, I'm not going to be, you know, happy about it.
40:49I'm not going to be heard about it.
40:50I mean, I would shake anybody's hand who came up to me and said that.
40:54That's like, I'm showing you loyalty and you don't even have to give me anything in return.
40:59I mean, that's really sweet.
41:00That's why I said, thank you.
41:01That's really sweet.
41:03It's like, she's going around telling everybody, oh, like Tom proposed to me.
41:06We're in love.
41:07We're getting married, which is not cool because that is attacking my character.
41:13What the fuck, bro?
41:18I almost wish they would have just said, Jackie and Christine, you guys are going into banishment
41:22and it's your ceremony to say goodbye.
41:24And we both left.
41:25I would feel better about that.
41:29I'm sorry.
41:29I hate that you would have to go, but I think knowing that one of us goes, it's kind of
41:35gross.
41:36That's kind of like mental fucking torture or something.
41:39I'm good.
41:41This is just a test.
41:42Yep.
41:43Still works.
41:44Carry on and disregard the ducks.
41:46Oh my God.
41:47What the hell was that?
41:48I just don't want her to be like, that motherfucker.
41:51And then it's like, I make it to the end and be like, he fucking betrayed me.
41:54I didn't give her my word.
41:56I haven't given anybody my word.
41:57Tyson put me up as a pawn.
41:59And Tom is super close to Tyson.
42:01So I'm trying to take this little paranoia that he's got concocting and use it against both of them.
42:06Because if you allow a pawn to get all the way to the other side, they turn into a queen.
42:12If everybody's voting on Jackie and my vote's not going to count, like, you want to do a sympathy vote?
42:19Yeah.
42:20Who's for sure keeping you here?
42:22I think Tom, Drita, they both said they were, and I hope you good.
42:26And then Kate and Johnny.
42:29I want to vote Christine out.
42:32Just, just, just because I, do you get what I'm saying?
42:36This isn't Vanderpump rules.
42:38I am trustworthy, reliable, hardworking.
42:43That's my reputation right now.
42:46Do you get what I'm saying though?
42:47I just don't want her, like, spreading that shit around.
42:49I think that's a good idea.
42:50I support that.
42:51Given the excessive rate of Tom's paranoia, this dish is about to be served pretty soon.
42:57She's told everybody this story that, like, she shook my hand and we have an alliance.
43:02It's crazy.
43:03It's so hard.
43:04But then the other thing too is you can't do in the opposite of what we all discussed.
43:08So you have to vote with them because then it shows that you're solid.
43:13Yeah.
43:13I'm between a rock and a hard place.
43:16If I vote for Jackie, it looks like I gave somebody my word and then went back on that.
43:20But then if I vote for Christine to go home, it's like I'm not reliable with my alliance.
43:25Either way, I'm fucked.
43:27Like, if the whole group wants to go a different direction, you've got to go that direction.
43:32Villains, go through the bookcase and do not take my copy of Dianetics.
43:37We need to go in the bookshelf, but I don't know.
43:39What the fuck is a bookshelf?
43:41Why do I not know what anyone's talking about?
43:44I'm feeling good going into this banishment ceremony.
43:47I think I have Tiffany, Drita, Johnny, Kate, and I would hope to say Tom.
43:54I need at least five people to vote for me to stay, to be able to make it through.
44:00And at the end of the day, that's the only game plan I have.
44:05Get the bat.
44:19Welcome back, everybody.
44:21Hi.
44:21It's the fun part.
44:24You look great.
44:25Wow, look at the outfit you put on, Paul.
44:27Hello, Drita.
44:28Oh my gosh, they're back again.
44:30I hate these chairs.
44:32They look different.
44:33My manager didn't say they changed around the chair contraption.
44:37It's giving me, like, I might be decapitated on a rollercoaster feeling.
44:43I'm afraid.
44:45I'm scared.
44:47All right.
44:48Villains, welcome back to the stronghold for your banishment ceremony.
44:55Tyson, you are the supervillain.
44:57So please take your chair dramatically.
45:03I don't know how to be dramatic.
45:07Okay.
45:08Are you sure?
45:11That was a lot of, yeah, that was a lot of eye contact, so.
45:14It was.
45:14Jackie and Christine, if you were banished tonight, you will be out of the competition
45:20and will lose out on a chance to win $200,000.
45:25Please stand in front of these new prop chairs and angrily glare at Tyson.
45:38All right.
45:39You guys just look slightly constipated, but it's the house of villains, so we will take
45:44what we can get.
45:45Jackie, if you're banished, that private plane you mentioned earlier
45:49in the hit list ceremony will be waiting for you.
45:52Christine, we got you an Uber pool.
45:55That's nice.
45:57The other villains are about to vote on which one of you will be banished from the house.
46:02Jackie is wearing a ski jacket and using a fan at the same time.
46:07That is some baller shit.
46:11I would be so pleased if you would now please make your final please.
46:16Christine, anything you'd like to say?
46:18Well, I know I'm supposed to give a big list of why y'all should keep me.
46:25And I can't really think of what those things are.
46:30I think I have a really good disposition.
46:33I'm ditzy, I'm dumb, I spill a lot of shit, I'm sorry for that.
46:42And I'm a hot mess.
46:45Christine was amazing on Selling Sunset. She was reading people, she wasn't going to take nothing
46:50from nobody. So this Christine is new to me, because what the hell is that?
46:56I think Tyson was in a really difficult spot. I will say that.
47:01I was egging him on to pull the lever. I thought it was going to help us and it didn't.
47:08I feel awful for that.
47:10He doesn't even vote.
47:14Jackie, you're up for banishment.
47:16Anything to say?
47:18All of you guys, I want your vote. I'm not going to sit here though and grovel and beg.
47:22I think you met me. You should know that this is something I want to do. I want to be
47:26here.
47:27I have things going on in my life that I feel even beyond this could benefit every one of you.
47:32But I almost feel like I'm making like a drug deal or something by saying,
47:35if you do this for me, I'm going to do this for you.
47:37And if that's legal, I can make 20 into 40 and 40 into 80 and 80 into so on and
47:42so on.
47:42But that's not what I'm trying to do. We like drugs.
47:45I want to be here.
47:49I'm going to make the bitches upset.
47:52Based on Jackie's speech, she actually doesn't know what show she's on right now.
47:55She's like, wow, I love the new basketball live set, but where are all my friends?
48:01Villains, it is time for you to vote who is leaving the house.
48:05Here we go. Ashley.
48:14For now, I guess I'm going to have to be loyal to the boys.
48:20Sorry, Jackie.
48:23This is a really tough choice.
48:26This sucks.
48:30Don't want to pull your hair.
48:32Oh, geez.
48:33All right, there you go. There you go.
48:35Do I click the person who I want gone?
48:38I mean, it's not personal because I don't even know you.
48:40It's so hard.
48:42I'm talking about Tom's face.
48:46This is insane.
48:52The votes are in.
48:59Okay, by the magic of technology, the results of your votes have been transmitted to my tablet.
49:10In a vote of five to three,
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