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00:00found the worst villains in reality TV history.
00:03I'm proud to say, we haven't even come close
00:09to scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:11This season, we've got bigger liars.
00:13Don't call me a liar.
00:14Call me a rat.
00:16Bigger shit talkers.
00:17You fucked me?
00:18You didn't use Lou?
00:20And yes, bigger, fakier boobs.
00:23I don't have nobody!
00:24Huh?
00:26They're squirting!
00:28They're here to out-scheme, out-annoy.
00:33I should have known better than to trust a low-budget Drake impersonator.
00:36And out-eye-roll each other for $200,000
00:39and the title of America's Greatest Supervillain.
00:42I'm gonna have to murder him.
00:44You got the wrong motherfucker!
00:46I like it fast!
00:47Fuck you!
00:48Hello, Billy!
00:51Red lines and red flags are all you see.
00:55Red lines and green lights are me.
01:00Cause bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm so good.
01:04As bad looks good on me.
01:09Across the lines, it was my dance and I'm tough till it's got so fine.
01:14As bad looks good on me.
01:17Bad looks so good.
01:29My hair look right?
01:31Um, yep.
01:34House of villains.
01:35Let's come to this.
01:36Let's come to this.
01:38Let's come to this.
01:39House of villains.
01:46Let's come to this.
01:48House of villains.
01:54Hello.
02:00I'm Tom Sandoval.
02:02I've been on Vanderpump Rules 11 seasons.
02:04Hello.
02:06And I'm just wondering, why am I here at House of Villains?
02:09Like, why am I here?
02:11There he is.
02:12The most reviled man in America.
02:18I'm kidding.
02:19I know, I know why I'm here.
02:21Oh my God, they went with my Bravocon look.
02:25When you make some bad decisions in your life like I have, you know, this is where you end
02:30up.
02:31Nice spread.
02:32What?
02:32I've done a lot of physical shit.
02:34I've done traitors.
02:38Terrible singer.
02:39Mmm.
02:40When I come in, I'm just going to be myself, but I'm ready to play.
02:47I want to check out the bedroom situation.
02:55Okay.
02:56That looks like a girl.
02:59We got a big ass bathroom.
03:02All right.
03:04I got my corner bed.
03:05I am fucking happy.
03:11How do you open this spaceship?
03:13Oh my goodness.
03:18My name is Christine Quinn.
03:20You may know me from Selling Sunset for being the villain on the show.
03:24When I ask you what did you say?
03:26Don't yell at me.
03:27When I ask you what did you say and you don't own up to what you said, it makes you
03:33look like
03:33a crazy person.
03:35They didn't get my jokes and I think they were sensitive Susan's.
03:37Hmm.
03:39Not bad.
03:41Right next to the airport though?
03:43I don't know.
03:48Hello.
03:49Hello.
03:50Hi.
03:50Oh my God.
03:52What's your name?
03:53I know exactly who you are.
03:53I'm Christine.
03:54Christine, Tom.
03:55Nice to meet you.
03:56Have you watched Tom on TV?
03:58This is beautiful.
03:59A little bit I know about a vest candle.
04:03Wait, are we the first?
04:04Will somebody put their stuff on a bed upstairs?
04:07I can totally tell he's wearing like NC40 Mac and like I fuck with him.
04:12Now this is cool.
04:13So this has three beds in it.
04:15The rooms are small, but it's a vibe.
04:19There's gotta be somebody here.
04:21There's shit on somebody's bed.
04:22Okay.
04:23I'm like looking at the clothes.
04:24I'm like, who could this be?
04:25Yeah.
04:29Oh.
04:29Oh my God.
04:30New York.
04:31What the fuck?
04:33I'm so excited to be back.
04:36Actually, it kind of feels like I never left.
04:47I really do feel like the HVIC.
04:52Head villain in charge.
04:54Wow.
04:55Wow.
04:56So good.
04:56How are you?
04:57I look like I hurt someone in the bathroom.
04:59This time, sweetie, it has to be the win.
05:06You're not Leonardo DiCaprio, right?
05:09No, I'm not.
05:10Jackie Chan's youngest grandson.
05:12Who are you?
05:12You're beautiful.
05:15No.
05:16Shit.
05:20Your favorite villain's favorite villain has arrived.
05:26Is it a push?
05:29Oh!
05:29What?
05:30What?
05:30What?
05:30What?
05:31Hello everybody, everyone.
05:32Hi.
05:33Tiffany Gaggett bitch.
05:36Oh my God.
05:37Oh my God.
05:37I'm Plain Jane and you may know me from season 16 of RuPaul's Drag Race.
05:42This is a boring dress.
05:44You're wearing rags from kids' bedroom.
05:47No, baby, but mine are.
05:48I was quite the strategist on my season of Drag Race
05:51so that I could get ahead.
05:53And the bitches in this house better beware.
05:55Alcohol or non-alcohol?
05:57Yes, yes, please, yeah, always.
05:58I'm Russian, I love to drink.
06:00Oh, you love that.
06:01Ooh, it's Moscow and Russia?
06:03It is.
06:04Bonafide, I knew it.
06:05Drag queens are here to stay, and we're here to slay,
06:08and we're also evil, rotted cunts.
06:11I feel like you need to get your room now.
06:14You think so?
06:15Yeah.
06:15Oh, is that what y'all did?
06:18Damn, girl.
06:21Oh, I remember her.
06:22Yeah, oh, gosh.
06:24She was the annoying one.
06:25Sorry.
06:31I feel like I'm walking into my bedroom.
06:34I am so excited to be summoned into this villain's lair.
06:38Paul, I'm right here.
06:39Why are you yelling at me?
06:40I'm sorry.
06:41I thought this was big brother for a second.
06:44You said that I was a manipulator and a liar.
06:46Those are very strong accusations
06:47that you are not backing up right now.
06:49So the manipulator and liar here is sitting right in front of me.
06:52Am I a little manipulative?
06:55Maybe.
06:56But would you really be watching this show
06:58if you didn't want to see somebody be a little manipulative?
07:01Maybe I should have packed a little lighter, huh?
07:06I'm taking this one.
07:07Oh, it's official.
07:10Oh, my gosh.
07:11I had to bring my trinkets.
07:13A little Victorian haunted doll.
07:15Maybe a fossil, maybe a tooth, maybe a bone.
07:17These are like my emotional support haunted objects.
07:21And I don't go anywhere without them.
07:23I wonder how many guys and how many girls are in here.
07:25Let me look at the dolls real quick.
07:27Let us know, because those steps are really far.
07:30Oh, she's lighting up, girl.
07:31Oh, hey.
07:32Hey.
07:33Oh, there's a man in here.
07:34Oh, nice to meet you, man.
07:35What's up, dude?
07:36Oh, I'm...
07:36No way!
07:38Come on, what?
07:41I don't know who this man is.
07:44This is my treasure chest.
07:46None of y'all saw it, but...
07:47Is that coming up here later?
07:48Later.
07:49But he's such a low-budget Captain Hook.
07:52It's more like Captain Hank.
07:55I only have suitcases.
07:56I don't have a treasure chest.
08:01All right, let's gag some assholes.
08:03What's up, everybody?
08:05I'm Tyson.
08:05You may recognize me from Survivor four times so far.
08:10It's definitely a goal to eat and steal as much food
08:12as I can from this tribe.
08:14And I'm going to keep eating that food until it's gone.
08:20I've won Survivor one time.
08:22I would have liked to win it more.
08:24Someone's here.
08:25There's a couple reasons I'm here, mostly for money.
08:29I got a family, and those are generally very expensive.
08:32New York's back.
08:33New York is the third round.
08:35This is the person I want to talk to the most.
08:37Oh, my gosh.
08:38Not much.
08:39Tommy, how you doing?
08:40Tyson.
08:40I loved Tom on The Traders.
08:42I just thought he was a national treasure,
08:44and I wanted Tom to be here.
08:46I definitely don't want a girl in my room
08:48just because, you know, I'm in a relationship.
08:50Do you want to room with me?
08:51Yeah, I would room with you.
08:52Let's do it 100%.
08:53OK.
08:53Let's rock.
08:55Sometimes cheating on your partner can be really
08:58great for you professionally.
09:04Woo!
09:05Jackie's here, bitches.
09:06I'm Jackie Christie, and you know me from being
09:10on Basketball Wives.
09:12Where's everybody at up in here?
09:14Oh, there's somebody out there.
09:15OK, sure.
09:16Let's go.
09:16Let's go.
09:16Hi.
09:17Hi.
09:18Hi.
09:19Hi.
09:19Hi.
09:20Hi.
09:20Hi.
09:21Hi.
09:21Hi.
09:22Hi.
09:23Hi.
09:32Hi.
09:33I brought you 20-hole dollars, ho,
09:34and you better take this mother money, bitch.
09:36I wrangle all the women together.
09:38I make sure they know what's going on, when it's going on,
09:41how it's going on, and it's my way.
09:45We have Tiffany's room.
09:48You know that Tiffany can be particular about who
09:51shares a room with her.
09:52New York is putting her back on your bed.
09:55Wait, so she's moving Camilla's stuff off the bed?
09:56Well, you know, I don't give a fuck.
09:58I go where my vibe is, and my vibe is filling this.
10:01But I want to see what else is available.
10:02OK.
10:03And if this is my bed, this is my bed.
10:05Absolutely.
10:05And I would love to give her a hug and let her know.
10:08What show is Jacqueline on?
10:10She is on Basketball Wife.
10:12Is that basic cable, or what is that?
10:14There is one more situation that's available.
10:16OK.
10:17Everything I'm loving, but I don't know about the devil
10:20being over my bed.
10:21The devil.
10:21So I'm going there with her.
10:23But if it don't work out, save me that bed,
10:25and we just going to remove the devil.
10:26Absolutely.
10:36I can already hear people in here.
10:39Hello.
10:40Hi.
10:41Hi.
10:41How are you going?
10:42Oh, look at this beauty.
10:43Hi.
10:44Hello.
10:44I'm Ashley Millionaire Mitchell.
10:46I am from The Challenge.
10:48You either split the money or keep the entire million dollars.
10:53This guy's belittled me, put me down, slut-shamed me,
10:55and also threatened my life and my family's life.
10:57I'm keeping the money.
10:58So I can be a villain.
11:05I'm looking at your room, and I love it,
11:07because I looked at her room, and I love her vibe.
11:09But that devil over the bed ain't for me.
11:12OK.
11:12So are you OK with just having a tub?
11:15We only have a tub.
11:16We don't have a shower.
11:17Oh, now that's a problem.
11:19Ashley, when was the last time you were on The Challenge?
11:21I just got home four weeks ago.
11:22Yeah.
11:22Oh, my god.
11:23Are you OK?
11:24You feel good?
11:2441.
11:25I'm not mentally OK, but I never have been.
11:27But spiritually?
11:30Let's go, baby.
11:32What's up, y'all?
11:33My name is Johnny.
11:34You guys might know me from Love Island USA season two.
11:39Ooh.
11:41Shit.
11:42The reason I'm known as a villain is because of my lover boy
11:46player ways, and I get kind of played as being selfish.
11:49But ultimately, I'm trying to win the money.
11:51Yo.
11:52Yo.
11:53Yo.
11:54I've been a competitor my whole life.
11:55Sports all through middle school, high school, college.
11:58And there's 200 grand on the line.
11:59So I'm coming here to win.
12:01Tynas.
12:01Tyson.
12:02Tynas.
12:03Tynas.
12:04Tynas.
12:04Tynas and Tex get nervous.
12:05Oh, my gosh.
12:06Oh.
12:07Hell yeah.
12:08He got me so flustered.
12:10I don't know why.
12:11I'm married.
12:11I have kids.
12:12Everything.
12:21I've met you before.
12:22Wait a minute.
12:23Yeah.
12:23No.
12:24I thought that was you.
12:26I was like, no way.
12:27That's you, right?
12:28Oh, my God.
12:29That's so funny.
12:29I thought that was you.
12:30I was like, what's his name?
12:31Jason.
12:32So who are we waiting for?
12:33Are we waiting for one more person?
12:35There has to be one more, no?
12:36Oh, fuck.
12:37We're actually doing this.
12:39Oh.
12:39Oh, that's someone from that frickin' boat show, Below Deck.
12:44My name is Kate Chastain, and I think people think I'm a bitch.
12:48And actually, I am a bitch.
12:50Proud bitch.
12:52Cute.
12:53I'm probably best known for my time on Below Deck.
12:56Another glass of wine?
12:57A mojito for me.
12:58F***ing mojitos.
13:00Only terrorists and a**holes order mojitos.
13:03And most recently, the traders.
13:04Yo, Kate's throwing the money away.
13:06Kate is literally throwing our money away.
13:08She's throwing them away.
13:09Yep.
13:10I never like to be too try hard, so I'm not going to try too hard.
13:14If I win, I want it to be like, oh, did I win?
13:16Whoops.
13:17Hello.
13:18Hi.
13:19Hello.
13:20Hi.
13:21So, this is all of us then.
13:23I'm Kate.
13:26I know Kate because she's a fellow Bravo Leopardy.
13:30I've seen her at events and things and around.
13:32I have met Sandoval numerous times.
13:35Vegas at Bravo Con.
13:36He didn't talk to me.
13:37That's fine.
13:38Hi.
13:39I don't even think he made eye contact with me.
13:41How you doing?
13:42Very well.
13:42Nice to meet you.
13:43What's your name?
13:48Don't pull your hand out.
13:50Oh, come on.
13:51I've been here five minutes and I've already offended New York.
13:55Want to choose a bed?
13:56What do you want to do?
13:57Take a tour?
13:57Has that already happened?
13:58It's already happened.
13:59Let's go.
14:00We'll show you around.
14:01That's your roommate.
14:02No, she not.
14:03Who said it?
14:04Obviously, you've seen season one and two.
14:08Don't ask me what my name is and I've been here for three seasons.
14:11Girl, you know me so well.
14:13Blaine and Christine are in here.
14:15I want this room.
14:16So that would be your bed.
14:17Okay, great.
14:18So just throw something on there.
14:19You claimed it.
14:19Perfect.
14:20So why are you the villain?
14:22I'm considered like a player.
14:25I really don't think that I am.
14:28Surprise, surprise.
14:29Johnny, he is hot.
14:31Who knows?
14:31Maybe I'll get drunk and then I'll hook up with Johnny and I'll do that all just for you guys
14:35out there.
14:36Tom, why are you the villain?
14:39Me?
14:40We are roommates, by the way.
14:41I hope you don't mind.
14:42I took the middle bed.
14:43I'm so glad you did.
14:44Oh, wait.
14:44So you took my bed?
14:47There was nothing on it.
14:49The blue room is the room that I've selected.
14:52That was kind of my bed already and I didn't.
14:54I moved the blanket and stuff, but I hadn't.
14:56They got to get Gargile down first.
14:58Okay.
14:58Okay.
14:59You want me to move?
15:04Listen, it was the first night.
15:06It's no big deal.
15:07You're okay with it?
15:07Yeah, girl.
15:08Okay.
15:08New York, do you have a roommate?
15:10I don't have a roommate.
15:12I'll be your roommate.
15:14Excuse me?
15:16I just feel like you probably picked the best room.
15:19I don't know how I feel about Kate.
15:21You got a big mouth.
15:22I kind of like that.
15:24But I like the fact that she's very outspoken.
15:27You're going to love me so much.
15:29You're going to love me.
15:29We're going to be the best roommates ever.
15:31New York was trying to act like she didn't want me to live with her, but she didn't really
15:35have a choice.
15:35New York and Kate.
15:38I love it.
15:40What are you sleeping?
15:41I think I'm sleeping with boys.
15:43Yeah.
15:43Damn.
15:44Come on.
15:45I mean, come on.
15:46We're used to sleeping with a shit ton of people in one room anyways.
15:48It doesn't matter.
15:49It's damn bad sleep.
15:50Smaller beds too.
15:58Oh shit.
16:01Wait, did somebody just walk in?
16:04You're lying to me.
16:06You're lying to me!
16:07Hey!
16:08Whoa!
16:10Whoa!
16:10Hello.
16:14I can introduce myself?
16:16Oh my God!
16:17Girl, I'm just a little starstruck.
16:19Drita Devonzo, she is an icon from Mock Wives.
16:23I'm from RuPaul's Drag Race.
16:25Oh, really?
16:26Yeah, I know you would have never guessed.
16:27Well, no!
16:28Drita was ahead of the curve.
16:30She was beating up Karens before it was even cool.
16:33Hi, Christy!
16:34Hello.
16:35Nice to be you.
16:36Drita, I'm terrified of.
16:38You don't mess with people on Mock Wives.
16:40She will never forget my husband, and it won't be for off.
16:44It will be from his wife's handling.
16:49If you don't like violent people, you might be like, she's a villain.
16:53You know what I mean?
16:54I'm Kate.
16:54What's your name?
16:55Drita.
16:56There are ten beds, and now Drita's arrived.
16:58And what's up with the rooms?
17:00We don't have enough beds.
17:01Based on how this house is decorated, I feel like maybe production just wasn't able to count correctly.
17:06Bed claimed by some.
17:09Um, okay.
17:10He's not like claimed these fucking beds.
17:13I feel like a fucking, what am I, in the Brady Bunch?
17:15Guess who doesn't have a bed?
17:17What the fuck?
17:18Are all the beds taken?
17:20I'm not happy about that.
17:21The last thing I want to do is act like a guy that just got in prison, and I need
17:26to fucking show everybody what's up.
17:28Hello?
17:30Shut the fuck up, bro!
17:32What is happening?
17:33Are we doing this, or are we doing this?
17:36What are you doing?
17:36You live here.
17:37I live here.
17:38I've been here the whole time.
17:39You live here?
17:39I'm glad to be here with Drita.
17:41Drita and I and Safaree, that's weird.
17:44We did Scared Famous, and we know how this genre works.
17:49Did you get a room?
17:50Uh, no.
17:51Every room has like something on top of it.
17:53What kind of room do you want to stay in?
17:55I'm literally getting treated like a jerk off off the rip.
17:58I gotta ask all these motherfuckers who's staying in this room.
18:02Who's Tom?
18:03Yo!
18:04Tom!
18:05Hi.
18:05I see you claim the bed.
18:07Who's next to you?
18:08Tyson.
18:08Do you know who's in the, uh, coral room?
18:12Paul, Johnny, and Ashley.
18:16Bro, what the fuck?
18:18There's no bed.
18:19There's no bed for you.
18:20You know how they call people a firecracker?
18:22Well, Drita's like a stick of dynamite.
18:24There's no bed for you?
18:25Hey!
18:26Who's in charge over here?
18:28There's no bed for me?
18:29Are you fucking bugging?
18:31What?
18:32There's 10 beds and I'm number 11.
18:35Maybe someone's going home tonight.
18:37Oh!
18:45I'm staying downstairs.
18:46There's no extra beds, so I'm gonna sleep on the couch.
18:49The fact that we're rooming together, like, so iconic, honestly.
18:53Like, people need this.
18:54I know!
18:55Could you imagine?
19:00My daughter is like a soccer prodigy.
19:02Not a joke.
19:03Football.
19:04Football.
19:04Are you Italian?
19:05No, I'm Albanian.
19:06Okay.
19:07Do you know any Albanians?
19:08No.
19:09Do you think you spend more time in California or New York?
19:13Uh, definitely New York.
19:15Just cause my guy is there.
19:17Oh, you got a boyfriend?
19:19Uh, fiance.
19:20Fiance?
19:21When did you get proposed to?
19:23I slept with him and he told me he would marry me the same night.
19:26Oh.
19:27Good for you.
19:28He older than me, so, you know, I put it on him.
19:34Villains?
19:35Hey!
19:36Hi!
19:37Hey, Joel!
19:37Everybody shut up!
19:38It's me, Joel McHale.
19:40And yes, I'm not only the host of House of Villains this season.
19:43I am also the voice of the house.
19:46Okay.
19:47Oh, fuck.
19:47Head back to the patio.
19:49I've got a special housewarming gift for you.
19:52Evil laugh.
19:54Shit!
19:54Who wasn't supposed to read that?
19:56Love that!
19:57What's in the box?
19:59I bet there's another competitor in this box or something,
20:02because what the heck is so big to fit in there?
20:05Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
20:09Oh, it's expanding.
20:11Oh!
20:13Oh, no.
20:15This is a lever.
20:16I know it needs to be pulled.
20:19I'm not gonna do it.
20:20A giant comical lever and a timer?
20:23You ever watch those cartoons where they pull something and an anvil drops on their head?
20:27That's what I feel is going to happen.
20:30What is a timer?
20:31Ow, my head is killing me.
20:32Girl, the timer's counting down.
20:34Is it a bomb?
20:36I feel like we're losing time.
20:38Don't pull it yet!
20:39Yeah, pull it!
20:40Hold on.
20:41We have nine minutes to figure out if we want to pull it.
20:43Do it, do it.
20:44I'm scared.
20:45I've been on so many of these shows, and any time there's, like, a weird, like,
20:49should I do it or not day one, do it.
20:52Yeah, do it, do it, do it!
20:55YOLO.
21:02Do it, do it, do it, do it!
21:14Oh, god damn it!
21:15God damn it!
21:15What?
21:16What?
21:16What have you done?
21:17Release the bees!
21:19Are you serious?
21:21I'm just kidding.
21:22Thank you for pulling that lever.
21:24I knew they were all cowards.
21:25They weren't going to pull it.
21:26It could be an advantage.
21:27It could become super villain.
21:29There are so many different things.
21:31Worst case scenario, I go home.
21:33Head to the front and line up on the stairs.
21:36You'll know where to stand.
21:37It's where the cameras are pointing.
21:39The front?
21:41Should I hold that or no?
21:42I don't know.
21:43What if it went down to zero?
21:45They would be like, all right, let's get a new cast.
21:49Let's get the shit out of me.
21:51And I thought a gorilla was coming after us.
21:57Is Joel coming?
21:58Is Joel on his way?
21:59I hope so.
22:00Oh, I hear it coming.
22:00He's riding up.
22:05Oh, my god.
22:08Woo!
22:10Wow.
22:19Joel is cute, but clearly there's some self-care that we've been neglecting.
22:24I'm not saying that you need to do what Tom did and, you know, become a cyborg, but let's put
22:29on some moisturizer.
22:31Is that bananas?
22:32Yes!
22:32My balls have been in his back for about the last hour.
22:36I'm going straight to CVS and getting a plan B after this.
22:38Welcome to House of Villains season three, everybody.
22:42Woo!
22:44That's right.
22:44The show I am contractually obligated to host is back.
22:48And now we're on Peacock, which means we have more money.
22:52Yeah!
22:53Woo!
22:53This is inexplicably one of the longest running shows I have ever been involved in.
22:58You are some of reality TV's most infamous villains.
23:01And this year we have the biggest villain of them all, a real estate agent.
23:08Hi, Christine.
23:09Hi, Joel.
23:09Also, thanks, Paul, for reminding everyone that Hot Topic is still a thing.
23:15Thank you, Paul.
23:16Wow!
23:17This is from Hot Topic.
23:18I know.
23:20I would be remiss if I didn't mention the superstar.
23:25Someone like myself who has been with the show since day one.
23:30Bruce, our camera operator, everybody.
23:33Handheld operator right here.
23:35Go, Bruce.
23:36He hurt his knee two years ago.
23:37Still wears a break.
23:39Oh, and Tiffany New York Pollard.
23:42Woo!
23:42You've been here the whole time.
23:44It is wonderful to have you all here, so now let's cut the shit.
23:49The premise of the show is simple.
23:51You take all the things that you got in trouble in the past for,
23:54lying, cheating, talking shit, literally being in the mob,
23:58and use them to claim the title of America's ultimate supervillain.
24:02Here's how it all works.
24:04You compete in battle royale challenges to be the supervillain of the week.
24:09That villain will have the chance to take a couple other villains on a reward
24:13and the power to decide the three villains on the hit list.
24:16The three on the hit list will then compete for safety in a redemption challenge.
24:21The two who lose that challenge will face banishment in the House vote.
24:25In the end, one of you will be crowned America's ultimate supervillain
24:29and will take home $200 million.
24:33Yeah!
24:34Oh, $200,000.
24:37$200,000.
24:38Still pretty good.
24:39Okay.
24:39So that's how the show works, and we never deviate from that format.
24:44Except for right now.
24:46I'm sure you're wondering why there are 11 of you and 10 beds.
24:51Yes.
24:52Yeah.
24:52Here's why we are one bed short.
24:54Who pulled the lever in the backyard?
24:57Tyson.
24:57Yes.
24:58You're banished.
25:01Pack your bags.
25:05Maybe Johnny Bananas will give you a ride home.
25:05No way.
25:06No way.
25:06No way.
25:07Time to go.
25:08No.
25:09No way.
25:10Tyson, is this real?
25:11I don't know.
25:12No, that's it.
25:12That's it.
25:13What the fuck?
25:20Who pulled the lever in the backyard?
25:22Tyson.
25:23Yes.
25:24You're banished.
25:27Pack your bags.
25:28Maybe Johnny Bananas will give you a ride home.
25:32No way.
25:33No way.
25:33No way.
25:33You're kidding me.
25:35No.
25:35No way.
25:37Tyson, is this real?
25:38I don't know.
25:38No, that's it.
25:39That's it.
25:40Okay.
25:41No way.
25:41I'm kidding.
25:42Just kidding.
25:44Tyson, you're actually right.
25:44Damn.
25:45I'm actually not.
25:47Tyson, you are very brave.
25:49You showed no fear.
25:50Touching any kind of commonly used handle on the grounds of House of Villains takes real guts.
25:54So congrats.
25:55You are our first super villain.
25:57Wow.
26:00He was telling me how big the balls I have.
26:02And I was like, finally, being recognized for my large testicles.
26:07Tyson, this means you'll have the power to put three of your fellow villains on the hit list.
26:11But that's not all.
26:12Tyson, as our first super villain, you win a brand new perk.
26:16Ripped off from yet another reality show.
26:19This...
26:20Oh, wow.
26:21Is the key to the super villain suite.
26:24Yay!
26:27That's right, Tyson.
26:28Don't get hit by this, anybody.
26:30Nice.
26:32Nice.
26:32The suite is now yours for as long as you remain in the house.
26:37Let's go.
26:38Yeah.
26:39Wow.
26:40Okay, everyone.
26:41That's it.
26:41Go inside and don't forget to start kissing Tyson's ass so he doesn't put you up for banishment.
26:46I'll see you in the morning for your first battle royale challenge.
26:49That sounds good.
26:50Those of you who watch the show know normally our battle royale challenges determine the super villain.
26:56Well, we already have one of those.
26:58So tomorrow, you battle for something else.
27:02All right.
27:03Okay.
27:04Bananas, let's get out of here.
27:08I thought I finally had a show without you guys.
27:11Here we go.
27:14Suck my ass, villains!
27:17My legs are the right length.
27:19Can you imagine us in Italy?
27:21Now that Tyson is super villain, that's great.
27:24But the fact that he gets his own room, it's like now he's moving out.
27:28Now I have to pick a roommate.
27:30This is just not good.
27:32I wanted to work with him for a while.
27:34I want him around for a while.
27:36Ooh!
27:38Happy reveal.
27:39We've revealed.
27:39Medusa.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:42See, I would let that be over the bed.
27:44Wow.
27:45Oh, yay!
27:47Everyone's like, we, wow.
27:48Oh, my God.
27:49Wow.
27:49This is so amazing.
27:51Where's the closet though?
27:52No, it's small as hell.
27:54There's no square footage.
27:55They basically put Tyson in a Harry Potter closet.
27:58What?
27:59I'm good.
28:00You have a door.
28:01He the only one that gets to masturbate.
28:05I'm like freaking out.
28:07What to do?
28:07I have a girlfriend.
28:08I want to be respectful.
28:09I don't want the optics of that.
28:12I just think we got a really good situation here.
28:14And the girls have so much luggage.
28:16It puts a target on you because those girls want that fucking extra room.
28:19Yeah.
28:20So you could give it to somebody.
28:22I don't know.
28:22That's just, yeah.
28:23I don't hate it.
28:24I like that idea.
28:24I wouldn't take it.
28:25Yeah.
28:26And I got a lot of shit.
28:27I think like Dorita.
28:29I need a fucking bed.
28:30Jackie is like in a metal bed.
28:32This is so amazing.
28:34Playing this drag.
28:35Yeah.
28:36So you could talk about somebody who's got a lot of it.
28:38I have to be eavesdropping little Sally.
28:41Hey.
28:42What's this to me?
28:43Can I give the room to you?
28:45Yeah.
28:45Huh?
28:46Yeah.
28:46You have a lot of stuff and you also need time to prep and stuff.
28:50You just take care of me and we move forward all together.
28:56Gag.
28:57Gag, gag, gag.
28:58You want to give me the room?
29:00Little old me?
29:01Somebody who needs the privacy and stuff.
29:04Say less.
29:06Do you like that idea?
29:07Hold on.
29:08Let me think.
29:09Let me think.
29:09Let me think.
29:10Ooh.
29:15I'll take the room, but I'm not on the chopping board.
29:17Yeah.
29:18No.
29:19Okay.
29:20Okay.
29:20I'll take it.
29:21I am not known as a gamer.
29:22I'm known as an idiot reality star.
29:26And Tyson is known as a gamer.
29:29He has all the power, but like he's doing everything that I'm telling him to do.
29:33He can have that idea and I can blame it on him if there's any negativity.
29:37I feel like I'm like calling the shots right now.
29:41I need some privacy.
29:42I'm enjoying my new suite.
29:44Bye.
29:47I put plain down there so there's a bed open.
29:50Okay.
29:51Where she is.
29:52Is that okay?
29:53I am game with anything that's happening as long as I get a bed.
29:58They want us mics while we're in our pajamas you think?
30:01Is he done talking?
30:03Sure.
30:04Take your mic off.
30:05Let's go.
30:05Here's it to you guys.
30:06Okay.
30:07What if he does fucking hook me up?
30:09What if what?
30:09He wouldn't do.
30:10What if he does?
30:11No.
30:12Does what?
30:14All you fucking bitches are going to get to kick me out.
30:15No.
30:16Hell no.
30:17On one hand this solidifies my alliance with Tyson but on the other can I really trust him?
30:23Okay so tomorrow Mr. Nice Guy picks three people.
30:26Yeah.
30:27So whoever he picks in those three somebody's going home.
30:30Oh my God.
30:32I know.
30:35The wheels are turning.
30:36With this little people you gotta get right to work.
30:39Exactly.
30:40This game is won by numbers and it's better to have Paul and Ashley than be by myself.
30:45We're going to be in the bed every night together so why not just keep it in house?
30:50It would be very nice if it was like us.
30:54Tyson.
30:55Tommy.
30:56Does my pants come in from Urban Outfitters?
31:00We can get majority.
31:01Yeah.
31:02Plus five got a better chance of winning than anyone else.
31:04Cause it'll just be that side of the house.
31:09That side of the house.
31:10Those are sick dude.
31:12Kristen lubes.
31:13My plan wasn't to come in and work with all the boys.
31:16But now that I'm living with Paul and Johnny.
31:18It might not be a bad thing to have all the big strong boys in my alliance.
31:22It's also going to make it so much easier at the end to kill them.
31:26Oh wait we don't kill people on this show.
31:27I'm sorry.
31:28Banish them.
31:29This is end times already for somebody.
31:47I pulled the lever.
31:58it's very difficult stupid butthead i'm just kidding i'm kidding i just want to know who the
32:06three is he's gonna have to select well i am not kissing his ass do you see me you gotta
32:12understand
32:13this man is from survivor he's a strategist he's looking at who's his competition
32:19he's looking to see who do i get here i didn't shower yesterday should i shower today
32:24oh he's a killer this man has tooken poops upstream i mean upstream i think so
32:33what does that mean hello villains it's time for your first battle royale challenge put on
32:40professional attire and meet me in the office you're going to work what happened to the hot
32:45girl's voice tyson yes you are a super villain and i know you're gonna flex your authority
32:51and i just felt like you were just gonna put me up just to put me up why would i
32:55do that i don't
32:56know am i overthinking things i think you're overthinking so i should just kind of relax
32:59last year my biggest enemy was from survivor we don't need to talk anymore no we will talk because
33:06we live in this communal space yeah and i'm gonna ride you until you tell me the truth ride me
33:12then
33:12your prince albert couldn't take it but i'm still gonna give it a try now i have tyson he's from
33:18survivor and we don't have enough of a connection to where i know that i'm not gonna end up on
33:24the
33:24hit list i apologize who should i put up oh interesting so i'm all over the place i think
33:31you leave the females alone for now for sure yeah you just put up the boys
33:38i might have to be more equal opportunity than that
33:45you guys want to hire me come on looks like i have a court mandated appearance
33:50i wonder if we're gonna have challenges with teams we'll see hopefully
33:54i know that's where i'm gonna struggle i think a little bit is the athletic part
34:01your luxury limos await just kidding the rental suvs and smell like vape juice head outside
34:07let's go let's go first of all i feel absolutely fucking great about this outfit anytime i feel
34:15like i nail a look already like makes me feel better i'm supposed to be by myself oh you are
34:21yeah
34:21i got some confidence going to this challenge and i feel like it's going to be one of those
34:26wide variety sort of challenges but i'm excited
34:49oh hi look at us i'm way too fun for this type of environment
34:55this office is so dreary and beige i would want to die if i had to work here
35:02villains welcome to corporate hell but i guess working in any traditional office setting would be
35:07hell for you and of course for your co-workers job applications scare me i don't know what a resume
35:14is we are here in an approximation of an average american workplace today we are going to do a little
35:21corporate team building being good in a corporate setting just means being super passive aggressive
35:27i think i would thrive since the super villain is already safe and doesn't need to participate
35:33the rest of you will split yourselves into two teams
35:41i apologize for making you do math that's two teams of five you can make those teams now go ahead
35:48i need help should we just do this this side and this side we just kind of split the room
35:55in half and
35:55we're going to see where this challenge takes us we have no idea what to expect are you happy
35:59i mean not you know with your lives but with these teams yeah going home first is worse than
36:06getting your arm cut off and i pray these freaking men don't ruin it because if someone's
36:12going to ruin it it's going to be a man we all know that the name of the challenge is
36:16seven deadly sins
36:20you know like all those things you've done to get yourself on this show
36:24here's how it works you will run a relay race through several of the rooms in this office where
36:30each villain on your team must complete a task inspired by one of the seven deadly sins you cannot
36:37enter the next office until your teammate finishes their task and hands you your team's credentials
36:42look at the budget we have okay here are the tasks greed find and secure a 100 bill in a
36:51sea of
36:52one dollar bills gluttony eat an entire cake wrath trash in office and destroy electronics until you
37:01find a photo of me smash the photo and rip it in half envy summon up all your skills as
37:08professional
37:09liars and force yourself to cry until a single tear passes a line on your face and finally pride
37:17complete the puzzle made of shattered mirror shards and then take a selfie with it first team to take
37:23that selfie wins the whole thing and yes i know that's only five of the deadly sins hr wouldn't
37:30allow lust we couldn't afford all that blurring and bleeping and your super villain tyson will
37:38represent slot you're not doing shit today why don't you come over here and relax speaking of
37:44super villain since we already have one today's battle royale isn't for power you'll be safe from
37:49banishment this week all the members of the winning team are safe that means three of the five members
37:54of the losing team will be chosen by this lazy ass shit to be on the hit list you have
38:0160 seconds to
38:02decide who on your team is doing what i feel like i got a team of fierce competitors i'm gonna
38:08eat the
38:09fucking cake i mean the other team looks okay i know new york's hungry how big is the cake i
38:14have
38:14a gastric sleeve i don't want to eat an entire cake i don't have a sweet tooth i can't cry
38:19on q
38:19the money thing that would mess up my hair so mirrors puzzles yay i love it i'll eat cake i'll
38:25eat
38:25ass i'll do all of it don't worry we're good just the cake i was gonna look for the hundred
38:28dollar bill
38:29want me in the money room so just look through okay i'll do that everyone line up by your doors
38:33greed you guys stay here i'm ready to punch in on this time clock and get to work
38:43on the count of three come grab these credentials here we go one two three debase yourselves
38:52find and secure a 100 bill in a sea of one dollar bills
38:59got it tom loves a good strip club so of course he's gonna get the money before me
39:05got it but i cannot let the pressure get to me eat that shit i feel like i can really
39:14tackle gluttony
39:15because i am great at shoving things down my throat and i love cake
39:23i actually see the 100 bill but it has the nerve to fly all over the place come on new
39:31york
39:37you're killing doing great doing great jane come on girl
39:51okay baby unhinge at the jaw and cram that shit down your throat yes paul get it down baby it's
39:59all in your beard it looks real fly look at that you got it paul that's your last bite that's
40:05your last
40:06fight you did it don't forget your lanyard oh shit oh
40:14i just picked two random pieces of equipment and i smash them almost instantaneously
40:28oh
40:28oh let's go
40:29wow good job you did it let's go go go go get side baby get side get side let's go
40:36let's go
40:39i miss you so much i wish you were with me there is one thing that can bring tears to
40:46my eyes
40:47instantly i think about you all the time but it's something i avoid because it was an extremely
40:55emotional part of my life i miss you so much my dog's death lucky
41:03i miss you lucky i wish you were with mommy oh my god are you even looking through them
41:12i miss my dog so much
41:18so bad you did it lucky i'm sorry i had to do what i had to do to win
41:24let's go baby let's go she looks sad she looks sad let's go the purple team is on their final
41:29sin
41:29while the red team has three sins to go keep going jackie it's all right keep going i'm waiting for
41:35jackie to tap me in and it's taking a really long time the other team is already way ahead
41:42of us i'm like jackie what are you doing it ain't in here look in the computer look inside something
41:49oh it's a magnet it's not in here mother
41:59ain't no picture joel in here mother guys jackie is still searching for my photo in the office
42:05equipment but she better hurry because the red team still has two more sins to go oh it's a magnet
42:11the purple team is on their final sin i think they're almost done with the puzzle guys and
42:16your super villain tyson still relaxing all my adrenaline's flowing i'm sweating i'm nervous
42:22i gotta find this picture of joel and i'm not finding it it's not in there
42:34and just like that jackie has advanced the red team to their next sin if i can do this quickly
42:40we might have a chance i have a lot going on in my personal life that makes me want to
42:45cry like 24 7.
42:47i'm thinking of my divorce my son my whole life falling apart no no no different corner move that
42:55to the center straight flat against the corners can everyone just shut up for one second i need to get
43:01my thoughts together yeah so just i have done way harder puzzles i've had way better competitors but
43:08for some reason i'm like shaking i'm like these people can't even read their own contract and now
43:14they're freaking relying on me to solve a puzzle you already know that one so put that one up it
43:18goes
43:19in a different corner like anything in my hair you're getting watery but there's no tears
43:26motherfucker the setting spray i have this setting spray so your makeup's literally waterproof
43:34you're doing good christine just crying nope corner up up yep that's what i would do wow good
43:43yeah underneath underneath that one on the bottom should be on the bottom still trying to cry over
43:48here come on come on baby come off the seat we gotta get closer yes yes yes let's work mortgage
43:56rates
43:56mortgage rates let's go let's go let's go yeah like we got a winner
44:06let's go let's go let's go mother everyone say sandoval yeah didn't come out it didn't come out
44:15first battle royale we're winning and it feels good i'm still crying about my dog that died
44:22maybe if we tell her the game is over she'll cry i cannot believe this is real all right everybody
44:28come on in not only did we lose but everyone individually sucked ass congrats purple team
44:36you won the challenge you are safe from being on this week's hit list well it didn't take much but
44:45officially i have outlasted jacks that means new york paul jackie christine and kate you are in grave
44:54danger i'm sorry for yelling but seriously you are in grave danger your fate is now in the hands of
45:02this lazy slob i know i'm going up i'm the one guy ish in the group so i'm especially an
45:12obvious choice
45:13to somebody who won survivor tyson you are about to go on your reward outing what two villains would you
45:21like to take with you i will take plane yay thank you who is the second villain you would like
45:28to
45:29take with you on your reward um paul all right tyson plain and paul you'll be heading to your reward
45:36talk strategy because tyson you need to choose who is on the hit list tonight all right guys it's time
45:42to go back to the house and do something villainous just make sure you make some good television i need
45:46something dynamic they can use in the promos all right you guys get out of here i'll see you later
45:50for our first hit list ceremony everyone don't strain yourself tyson
46:03oh i'm so happy to be back i haven't had a chance to talk to tyson so i'm not feeling
46:09so great
46:09that motherfucking setting spray not saying that's why i sucked but it was a large portion of the suckage
46:18home sweet home home sweet home home sweet home we're safe baby we're safe oh i think i'm just
46:25gonna wear something stupid tonight since it's the first night and i won't get any air time
46:34it's a new skate wow hey guys hey welcome to moonlight roller way let me guess size 15. biggest we
46:42have
46:42okay okay i'll make it work and we're off
46:55whoa how are you so good at this as soon as i put these wheels on i channeled right back
47:00to like 10 year
47:01old paul unfortunately i am 31 years old now so i hurt my back did he just eat it i
47:13tried to show off
47:13these are harder than roller blades open your legs i'll skate through them
47:19bitch i don't open my legs for no man unless they're paying me are we done yet
47:27tonight he tells us who's put up who do you think the three is gonna be he's not gonna pick
47:32new york
47:32they're gonna reach afraid so then it's us three right it's probably not paul let me tell you guys
47:38about paul paul is nice and all that but he is not a fool paul is working his ass off
47:42right now
47:45he didn't come to play so he's over there right now winning favor with this man you want me to
47:50fall in
47:50fun of you no you're like get away from me you maniac exactly tyson is very hard to read yeah
47:56i'm
47:57really good at reading people and tyson is throwing me off i can't figure him out that's why i don't
48:03think anyone's going to figure out what's going to happen tonight i don't like being in a position like
48:08this i knew my team was hopeless before this started but i feel kind of confident that i won't
48:15be nominated i mean i feel safer than jackie less safe than new york i should just pack my shit
48:23now
48:26hey how's everybody feeling sweaty but cheers to new experiences yeah i'm happy to be here yeah thank
48:31you what was your thought process behind choosing us well i wanted to bring paul to talk to him
48:37specifically and you seem like the most related to paul in the challenge with the eating sure yeah i think
48:42you have to figure out what's going to get the least blood on your hands and the only person we
48:47really need to be cool with and talk to here is you there's five people on your team and three
48:52of them
48:52have to go up yeah i think i have to put you up as a decoy if it were a
48:58bigger pool to choose from
48:59it would be way easier yeah of course the moment this man picked me for this prize i already could
49:05swaft the
49:07bullshit all the way from the survivor island i knew that this was just like you know when your
49:12dog's gonna die so you take him to his favorite spot you get him his favorite treats and then you
49:18put him down run me through it you want to put me up as like a as a decoy that
49:23you can win your way
49:24back in sure and then it's against the other two i'm figuring you're the most probable to win out of
49:29that bunch it seems you'll probably win and if you don't you'll have our votes to say i am the
49:35only
49:36guy there and you're like you can't put i understand the optics of you putting three girls up is
49:41probably not gonna i just wanted to tell you that i'm not involved in this strategy at all but what
49:47he's saying does make sense because i feel like people in the house do love you i have to choose
49:51three people so i have to put paul up because if i put all women on the hit list all
49:57the women in the
49:57house would assume i am targeting all the women which i'm not it's not an easy decision so i'm
50:02the victim here people don't understand that i'm the victim i was a pawn on big brother yeah a thousand
50:08times i'm not afraid to do that i'm not afraid to play this game i'm not afraid to play any
50:11game yeah
50:12but in the event that i don't save myself of course i'm going to sweat a little bit but sure
50:16i
50:17appreciate you telling me directly i was on a show that is built entirely upon decoys paul's a decoy
50:23because paul's the cool guy or paul's chill everybody likes paul paul's chill he'll understand
50:29i don't understand and then i didn't know if you had thoughts on who the two people next to you
50:35i would be i think i would leave that to like what you would find like best maybe for your
50:42because you are respectfully a super villain right and i like everybody and it's so early that nobody's
50:46created enemies with anybody yeah who else is on that team new york and new york and kate and
50:52jackie and christine whichever one of them comes back in the house is probably not going to be
50:58too capable of building an alliance that's going to run for us that gives us some control i'm just
51:04worried about like i don't know where i stand okay with with people in the house i'm sure it's great
51:10for your game but tyson don't pacify me i'd rather just take the stabbing i don't need a smile i'll
51:17try
51:17my hardest to save myself
51:31no i did the tv show on a boat for six years this there's the most room i've ever had
51:39we're home no one's waiting for us yeah nobody gives a shit you guys want a espresso martini oh
51:48sure yeah i know just what cards to keep close to my chest and just what car said oh give
51:55a little
51:56peek of so i'm definitely going to act fucking clueless okay you boys catch up i'm gonna go check on
52:03the
52:03girls okay check in with them i need to be with my people too much cock how'd it go it
52:10went good
52:10i can only choose three of five people yeah so we're gonna put him up as uh as a decoy
52:17and pretend
52:17well well can a fourth gentleman join this party let's do it how did it go oh honey oh my
52:25god you
52:25look so cute oh my gosh thank you they had us roller skating yeah ask your advice i was kind
52:33of doing
52:34my own thing and the boys were talking and then when i came up and i was like who are
52:38you thinking
52:38he was like i don't know yet so i'm not really sure people ask me who you thought i just
52:44was like i
52:45don't know yet so the plan is put him up as a decoy of lean wins his way back here
52:51i hate to have to
52:52work with a bunch of men but if i can get in with all the boys and we just keep
52:58winning all the
52:58challenges then i won't go home i'm gonna say something really quick before people get down here
53:02yeah in my car because trita was on our team she was like we already have a group formed and
53:08i'm gonna
53:08have to vote one of my girls my win was bittersweet with my crew yeah exactly but who are your
53:14crew right now
53:15i know my old school crew is gonna be a going toe to toe with each other so i already
53:22know that
53:23other side of the house has a group i kind of got privy to that that could be something to
53:28consider
53:28do you think that i don't know they probably were boys will be boys and they will scheme you can't
53:38trust a motherfucker with a penis honey that's why i put mine away i have to put paul up yes
53:43i can't put
53:43three girls out no i know you have to put paul up i don't really care if he accidentally leaves
53:53nothing's worse than being sweaty and hot trying to go on television
53:56and think you're glamorous hi paul i'm cooked how what happened girl i'm cooked he was like i can't
54:04have three girls and then he said you're a good competitor so like you have a shot to save yourself
54:09and i'm like he said that to you yes yes i think he thinks paul is a threat because paul
54:19he said that he said oh i i'm hoping they'll understand listen i didn't pack seven suitcases
54:24to come and understand you know you're probably real safe don't you feel like that no i feel
54:41confident yeah because i'm gonna see the outcome in a little while yeah so that's how i feel how do
54:45you
54:45feel same villains it's time to prepare yourselves for your hit list ceremony tyson i'm gonna cut the
54:53shit um do you know what you're doing tonight already i don't know exactly but hopefully by the
55:02time we get there i will know oh my gosh you're such an amazing liar i feel like tyson is
55:09enjoying the
55:10power is he putting me up probably i mean why wouldn't he because he only has five people to
55:17choose from of course i'm going on there oh my gosh it's jennifer lopez girl i love you i'm your
55:27biggest fan
55:34thank you it's actually me chris jenner literally
55:42uh-oh villains hi you guys ready for your hit list that's right tyson's gonna judge you in his
55:49awful coat if i am put on the hit list the wrath of con is gonna come up out of
55:55me
56:02oh yeah that's crazy this is exciting look at this yeah you spent some money i have the same top
56:12it changed so much i know this is amazing did we just step onto the set of space balls
56:21but like the unauthorized off-broadway musical you guys look like the mourners at chris angel's funeral
56:28hello villains and welcome to the new and improved stronghold this room will be home to all of our
56:35hit list nominations and banishment ceremonies tyson congratulations you are the super villain of the
56:41week please take your throne all right yeah yes tyson the power is in your hands you will choose the
56:54three villains that will be put on the hit list which will put them in danger of being banished
56:59high stakes no you can't banish the true villains of reality tv the editor those motherfucking asshole
57:07shitheads as a reminder you can only choose between the villains who lost the challenge
57:15new york paul jackie christine kate robbie bobby ricky and mike you are totally screwed tyson be strategic in
57:26who you choose because two of these villains will remain in the competition and i'm sure they will not
57:32be happy with you it's almost like the game was designed that way yeah it's odd tyson who will you
57:40be pissing off first today doesn't seem too hard of an instruction right now right now now yes
57:53first for the hit list paul all right you brought paul with you on the reward yeah you gotta take
58:08me
58:08on at least two dates before you me loaded i am a little bit of a comp beast i did
58:16eat that cake really
58:17fucking fast so now that this wild animal feels threatened i need to secure my spot because
58:23whenever you're in the hot seat you gotta create some chaos tyson who is the second villain you would
58:28like to nominate second is christine
58:39my baby tyson why did you nominate christine out of all the people in the house i just didn't feel
58:46like
58:46i got to know her as much as most of the others that's so interesting and i actually think that's
58:52a cop-out i know you're full of shit you picked the wrong fucking one i wouldn't have done that
59:00about
59:00you baby you understand so no i'm not done yet i'm not done yet okay say what's on your mind
59:07it's because
59:08i'm the competition to you and you know that and guess what when i when the whole lever situation
59:14happened i wanted a man to pull that lever and guess what now we have the opportunity to be in
59:20the
59:20same house with each other and you know what you did you went around and you fucked me you didn't
59:26use
59:26lube and you did the same thing to him you're a motherfucker and no one is going to put up
59:32with
59:32you in the house big mistake all right uh i read them to fail all right tyson yes who is
59:44your final hit
59:45list nomination
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