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00:00House of Villains.
00:01Ashley, Paul, and Johnny are overconfident and cocky.
00:04This is gonna be a boring season
00:06if it's just like a three-person podium
00:08of power and control over there.
00:10I feel good.
00:11Do we put somebody bad on their team?
00:14Yeah, maybe.
00:15This is our battle royale challenge.
00:19Orange team, made up of Paul, Kate, and Ashley.
00:22My job is to sabotage.
00:25Whoa!
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27What?
00:28Bring the thing over here.
00:29Bring it to me.
00:31Uh-uh.
00:31It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging.
00:33Now you need to stand up and throw.
00:37That is it!
00:38Orange has won!
00:40Oh, shit.
00:42I'm trying to lose, and I'm still winning.
00:44You will find a trio of stuffed monkeys
00:47somewhere in the bounce house.
00:49She got it.
00:50Kate got it.
00:50I won, you fucking assholes.
00:53Yeah, we're fucked.
00:54Do you have an idea?
00:55Paul and Johnny, because you did it to me.
00:57And candidates for the empty three spot, Ashley.
01:02And Tyson, I can't trust him.
01:04You are a strong competitor.
01:05You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
01:09Okay.
01:10You're not in any kind of alliance with New York?
01:13No.
01:15Us laying low as a duo is the best strategy.
01:20Why did you say as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
01:24You really feel like you're getting sick?
01:26Oh, no.
01:27It's nothing.
01:28I've got some chills, but I am fine.
01:31Kate, who are you going to piss off first?
01:34I nominated Johnny.
01:36Ashley.
01:37Paul.
01:39Check out the big brains on Kate over there.
01:42Try to smile once in a while.
01:43It will literally loosen your asshole a little bit.
01:56Kate putting up Johnny, Paul, and Ashley was a real gangster move.
02:00Because she's throwing a grenade at the orange room.
02:02She's not just breaking them apart.
02:04She's blowing them the fuck up.
02:06We're going to do the Redemption Challenge.
02:08One of us is going to be safe, and then one of us is going to go home.
02:10Yeah.
02:10It doesn't make a difference.
02:11I'm depressed.
02:13Ugh.
02:13End of an era.
02:15That was genius on your part.
02:17Yeah, I know.
02:17Oof.
02:18That was so good.
02:19That was, like, so cool.
02:21Oh, thanks.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:23Ashley, Johnny, and Paul have been so rude to me.
02:28And the truth is, I had to hate people before my villain could come out.
02:32But she's here.
02:34And it's so fun.
02:35Am I in the mob?
02:40Oh, my God, my body.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:46I am so sick that I'm not even distraught that I'm on the hit list.
02:50Because, honestly, nothing has got better throughout today.
02:53My body has chills.
02:55I'm freezing cold.
02:57But don't worry, because I'm also pouring sweat from every orifice.
03:01Oh, God, I feel like I've been bombed.
03:03Seriously.
03:08Hey, Ashley, are you in there?
03:10Me?
03:11Yes.
03:12I just want to let you know that Kate agreed to let you spend the night in the Superville
03:15in school tonight.
03:15You want to lock me in there?
03:17No.
03:18I just want you to get some rest and feel better.
03:20We're going to have a doctor come and check in with you tomorrow.
03:26I'm temporarily...
03:28Moving out?
03:28Because Ashley's sick.
03:30Oh, my God, it's cold.
03:33But I think I might want to move back in if that's okay.
03:37You might what?
03:37Move back in?
03:38When she's done.
03:39I'm good, I'm good.
03:39I need the workout.
03:41Kate.
03:43We're going to do this.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Listen, Tyson, what you don't realize is you are this close to being on the hit list.
03:50It was Tom that actually saved you, but I don't think Tom should trust Tyson because Tyson
03:57is not riding hard for Tom.
03:59Honey, I'm home.
04:01Hello?
04:02Lucy?
04:03Ethel?
04:04Where?
04:05I'm so lit right now.
04:07Are you?
04:08I only have four sips.
04:09This one's going to be even better.
04:11I'm getting the hang of it now.
04:12You are looking like you're in your zone, dude.
04:14Got to be ready at all times.
04:22Once again, I don't get to talk to my kids because it's too late.
04:27No.
04:28It sucks.
04:29Oh, fuck.
04:30Ashley's charge is not here no more.
04:32Everything's so quick.
04:34Ugh.
04:35Do you have a USB-C?
04:38Nice.
04:39I could not be kidding.
04:43It usually works faster.
04:48I told you.
04:49Not bad.
04:50Yeah.
04:50Uh-huh.
04:53On Survivor, I would pull a lot of pranks and be sneaky.
04:56But coming into this house, I had to be more careful because people recognize I'm a threat.
05:00Although now that I'm not on the hit list, I can at least make everyone uncomfortable.
05:08God, I'm hilarious.
05:09Do you ever, like, sometimes just lay awake at night and think about how cool we are?
05:17Yeah, man.
05:27It's so hot.
05:38I'm from Florida.
05:39Yeah.
05:39I do not sleep without air conditioning.
05:42It is so hot.
05:43I am considering sleeping outside.
05:46That's where we're at.
05:53Well, what do we have here?
05:59Basically, the nuclear codes.
06:03There's a clear list signed by Ashley, and I'm pretty sure she's written down her allies
06:07on the left side.
06:08The Orange Room and Tyson, and her opponents on the right side.
06:13But Tom is in the middle, so clearly he's excluded from that side of the house.
06:19Which means he should not trust Tyson.
06:22Dear diary, today I found your notebook, and I'm going to use it against you.
06:36Why am I keep touching this shit?
06:41Hey, birdies.
06:43Hey, little birdies.
06:45Tell me if you can see this snake on the wall.
06:48Whoa, that's cool.
06:50Yeah, it's giant.
06:52Oh, this is my friend, New York.
06:55She's the HBIC.
06:57What's the HBIC?
06:59That's what I keep asking myself.
07:13Give me a little spray.
07:14A little spritz.
07:15Okay.
07:15Uh-huh.
07:17Right here?
07:17A little bit here?
07:18Okay.
07:19Done.
07:19Let's go.
07:31All right, cheese dicks.
07:33Let me show you.
07:34Meet me downstairs in 30 minutes.
07:37Yes, that means you, Tom.
07:38Stop flat ironing your fucking hair for a second.
07:40Donny!
07:41And New York.
07:42What?
07:43Grab your can of gasoline, because I think I know someone that you're going to light on
07:46fire and torch.
07:47That's right.
07:4830 minutes downstairs.
07:50Daddy's home.
07:51All right, Daddy.
07:52You didn't take a long time in the shower.
07:54You want a shower?
07:55No, no, no.
07:56Just, you're good, bro.
07:59Do you want to come down by yourself?
08:01Yeah, I'm going to be down.
08:02You know it'll take me about five or ten minutes.
08:03Okay, see you down there.
08:04Sometimes she just likes to warm up.
08:07Yeah.
08:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:08Yeah, she's just like warming up.
08:14I love watching her process.
08:17It's so great.
08:19Has anyone seen where Ashley is?
08:22Not at all today.
08:23I haven't seen her in a while.
08:25Same.
08:25Since Hit List, actually.
08:27I mean, she's been hella sick.
08:31Oh, wow.
08:32Oh, wow.
08:33No, no, no.
08:35I'm not going for this.
08:36Wow.
08:36I feel like I'm home.
08:38But you ain't.
08:38You ain't supposed to be here.
08:40I love what you've done with the place, New York.
08:42Thank you very much.
08:43At least somebody respects it.
08:45Ah, look at our girl.
08:46I know.
08:47Tanisha, I love it.
08:48I know.
08:48Johnny Bananas is still the same saber-toothed, hammer-headed bastard he was back in season one.
08:55You said New York is loud and stupid.
08:57I heard you say that.
08:58No, I didn't.
08:59Now you're making stuff up.
09:00What are you talking about?
09:02I heard you.
09:03Oh, .
09:05All right, I got it.
09:06Who wrote this note?
09:08It wasn't me, and I'm not going to be blamed for it.
09:12But I'm not going to lie.
09:13The glow up, something was different about Bananas.
09:16I don't know what he did different.
09:18Maybe it was a little gray he had going on.
09:20It looked nice.
09:21Ladies and gentlemen, villains of all flavors.
09:25Well, we've got some business to attend to.
09:27What does that mean?
09:28As you can see, we're down a person.
09:30Ashley, she has been sick.
09:34She's been rushed to urgent care.
09:36I'm just going to recommend we just send you out to urgent care.
09:39Sound like a good idea?
09:40Yeah?
09:41Okay.
09:44Doctors have diagnosed her with an incredibly, incredibly scary and infectious disease.
09:50Johnneria?
09:51It affects the Middlebrook region.
09:55Johnneria?
09:55Sounds like somebody that was named Johnny might have gave it to her.
09:58Johnneria?
09:59I think so.
10:00I'd have to consult ChatGPT.
10:08But unfortunately, guys, she is sick.
10:10She has been removed from the game.
10:13No way.
10:15What?
10:16Mr. Bananas, are you dead ass?
10:18Seriously?
10:18She has been removed.
10:20Oh, my goodness.
10:21That's bad.
10:22Fuck.
10:22Couldn't it have been Tyson or Tom that just ceased to exist in the House of Villains?
10:27Why does it have to be somebody who is a genuine ally of mine?
10:31So, there that goes.
10:32Ashley?
10:33Gone.
10:33This is fucking bananas.
10:35And I'm not talking Johnny.
10:36It's called the Curveball.
10:38Hello.
10:39But guys, the show must go on.
10:40Okay?
10:41I'm here, obviously, to host a redemption challenge.
10:44And as we know, a redemption challenge needs three villains.
10:49I don't know what's going on, but I'm freaking out.
10:51I'm freaking out.
10:53Kate has to pick a third to replace Ashley.
10:57Wow.
10:58All right, Kate.
11:00Judgment time.
11:01Who are you adding to the hit list and why?
11:03Sometimes God is on my side when I'm facing assholes.
11:07I was extremely lucky to find that journal.
11:10I'm also extremely lucky that Ashley is leaving the game,
11:14because now I get to nominate a fourth person and use her list to do it.
11:20And in honor of Ashley, I'm going to let Ashley, in her absence, choose.
11:24How is she going to do that?
11:26Because I actually found a list that she made.
11:29She signed it.
11:30Her handwriting.
11:31Wow.
11:32Wow.
11:47All right, Kate.
11:48Judgment time.
11:58Wow.
12:00Wow.
12:05Wow.
12:07Wow.
12:08Wow.
12:22Ashley, Tom, you look at it.
12:24Just give it to me.
12:25You look at it, Tom.
12:26Okay.
12:27This is crazy.
12:28Seeing this note with my name in the middle has definitely put me on high alert.
12:34But the biggest thing I can do right now is protect Tyson in this redemption challenge,
12:40and then I can get to the bottom of this later.
12:43It's Ashley's.
12:44I'm feeling like I'm in the hot seat because last week, Ashley was writing down all the names
12:48of the villains in the house, basically just exposing our thoughts as far as alliances in the house.
12:53I have real concerns where Tom is really at with us.
12:58He has to stay with us because we have the numbers.
13:01Has to.
13:01I don't know, girl.
13:02That's all that calls on the same side.
13:04Is that real?
13:05Yeah.
13:06Can I see it?
13:07Oh, my God.
13:09All right.
13:10So the hit list is set.
13:11Johnny, Paul, and Tyson.
13:14Wow.
13:15Nice.
13:16I know where I stand now with Kate, maybe even the whole house, and it sucks.
13:21I didn't have any time to prepare or get my head straight for a redemption challenge,
13:26but I'm going to do everything I can to get my name off the hit list.
13:31Boys, tighten up your diaper pins because we're about to start your redemption challenge.
13:35The name of your redemption challenge is Minion Impossible.
13:42A true villain can get others to do their bidding for them.
13:47So here's how it's going to work.
13:49Each round is going to consist of a dare, and each dare will be worth a certain amount
13:54of points based on how crazy the dare is.
13:57Now, the crazier the task, the higher the point value.
14:01Once I tell you what the dare is, it's your job to find a villain in the house,
14:06a.k.a. a minion, to do the dare on your behalf.
14:09If they complete the dare, you get the points.
14:12And oh yeah, if no one wants to do your bidding, we're going to allow you to do one of
14:17the dares yourself.
14:18So choose wisely.
14:19At the end, the villain with the most points wins and is off the hit list.
14:24You have necklaces here. Look at these beautiful bastards.
14:27Cute.
14:27When you find someone to do a dare for you, you give them your minion medallion,
14:32and that makes them your minion for that round.
14:35Paul, that's yours.
14:38Tyson.
14:39And Johnny.
14:40Thank you, sir.
14:41I don't really have many allies left who can help me,
14:44because my fate is not in my hands.
14:46It's in the hands of other villains.
14:47And honestly, I don't know where those hands have been.
14:49All right.
14:51Round one is going to be called water wear.
14:54For one point, you must convince someone to jump in the pool fully clothed.
15:03Shopping around.
15:04I'm not sitting here wet.
15:06Uh-uh.
15:06You have two minutes to find your minion.
15:08All right.
15:09Come on, guys.
15:10Thanks, bro.
15:12Rita, I'm not even joking.
15:13I'll do everything in my power to repay you for all this shit.
15:16I promise you.
15:16You better.
15:17Johnny needs me.
15:18Not just because he's my friend in this house,
15:21but I also want to help him win this redemption challenge
15:24and defeat Tyson so we can vote his ass out.
15:28Survive this, Tyson.
15:30Will you say fuck it?
15:31Oh.
15:32Oh, my God.
15:33Do this one.
15:34I don't want to do this.
15:35You got this.
15:35Why don't you want to do this one?
15:36Because it's going to get worse,
15:37and I'd rather do the worst things.
15:38In this challenge, the Hitlisters can only do one of the tasks for themselves.
15:42So, strategically, it's better to have the minions
15:44do some of the earlier tasks first because they're only going to get progressively weirder,
15:50harder, more difficult.
15:52If I get a hair tie, I will do it.
15:53Can we get a hair tie?
15:54Can we get Christina hair tie?
15:56I have self-tanner on.
15:57I did my makeup today, and this hair can last me another week.
16:02So, me getting in the pool is a really big deal.
16:06But I'm thinking Paul is a serious competitor.
16:10And if Paul wins the redemption, he will be my bitch.
16:14No!
16:15You get...now!
16:16Run!
16:24You got this.
16:25Come on, Christine!
16:26Candyball!
16:27Candyball!
16:28Yeah!
16:30Woo!
16:33Yes!
16:34Christine!
16:35Why are they rolling you out?
16:37Come on!
16:38You got it, Christine!
16:39These jeans are so heavy!
16:42Round two for one point.
16:44Wear whatever the F I say.
16:47What the hell is this?
16:48Woo!
16:49You want dry clothes?
16:50I'll do it.
16:51I'll do it.
16:51Cool.
16:52You get a little dry clothes.
16:53A second.
16:54Hey.
16:54Hey, you do it?
16:55I will.
16:56Hey, you do it?
16:57Yeah.
16:58I will.
16:58Yeah!
16:59Fuck!
17:00I don't want Tyson to win the redemption challenge.
17:04Because if Tyson comes back into the house, he's gonna wanna retaliate.
17:08So I don't mind helping anyone.
17:10Because frankly, I don't really care who wins.
17:13All I care is that it's not Tyson.
17:16Minions, come on up!
17:18Okay.
17:19This?
17:20Perfect.
17:20Do this one.
17:21This one?
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah.
17:24All right.
17:24You got your outfits picked.
17:26Go change.
17:45I'm not gonna lie.
17:46Tom looks so fucking cute in this maid outfit.
17:52I wouldn't mind watching Tom clean my room for me as I lay in bed.
17:56You look great.
17:57I feel great.
17:59You look dry clothes.
18:00Yeah.
18:01All right.
18:02This round, you are gonna be given two options to choose from.
18:06And then it's up to you to decide which one you wanna convince people to do.
18:09Option one, kiss and tell.
18:12Pick a minion and make out with them for 30 seconds.
18:17What?
18:20I really want Tyson to win, but absolutely no way.
18:25I have a girlfriend like hell no.
18:27What's two?
18:28What's the second choice?
18:29Or my personal favorite, a banana eating contest.
18:35Yay!
18:36All minions who compete in this will have five minutes to eat as many bananas as they can.
18:44Now, in five minutes, the minion to eat the most bananas wins the points, wins that round.
18:50This means that not everyone is going to be guaranteed the two points if they do this challenge.
18:56You have two minutes to find your minion.
18:58Go!
19:02I'm thinking like, Christine, look.
19:04I know you got a boyfriend at home, but we're playing a game here.
19:06What's a kiss?
19:07Absolutely not!
19:10Johnny, I see what you're doing.
19:12The answer was no, is no, and will always be no.
19:16I'll stuff my face with bananas.
19:18I'd much rather do that.
19:20None of you love bananas, do you?
19:22What's the catch?
19:23I know.
19:24There's too many bananas you can eat.
19:25Oh, as many as I can.
19:27More than other people.
19:29Yeah, I mean, fucking, I, all right, I'll do it for you.
19:33Yeah, I can try.
19:34Yeah, I'll fucking try.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Yeah.
19:37Yeah.
19:38I'm married, I love my wife, but I'm certain to get two points for the make-out.
19:43That's guaranteed.
19:44The bananas, only one person comes out with points, so the safe bet for me right now is
19:50I need to do the make-out and stay on par with points.
19:54Come on, guys!
19:54Did you make out or no?
19:55With who?
19:57With you?
19:57Yeah.
19:59For 30 seconds?
20:00Yeah.
20:01Is your wife going to be all right with that?
20:02Yeah.
20:04It's you, New York.
20:05Do it.
20:05You good?
20:06Yeah.
20:06Okay.
20:07I know that Tyson is married, and I have a fiancee.
20:11But at the same time, Tyson has kept me safe in this game, so it's time to pucker up.
20:18On the mouth, for 30 seconds, in three, two, one, go!
20:27Lonely night, my mind is stuck on you again.
20:33Oh, my God!
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:37So I'm kissing New York, which means due to the transitive property, I'm making out with
20:43Flava Flav!
20:45Yeah, boy!
20:47In three, two, one, eat your bananas!
20:51Come on, Christine, you got it.
20:52You got it.
20:53Let's go.
20:54Come on, down the hatches.
20:55Nice.
20:56Nice, Christine.
20:58Christine's in the lead.
20:59Nice, Christine.
20:59Look for a little guy next time.
21:01Two and two!
21:02It's neck and neck!
21:03Woo!
21:05Woo!
21:06Woo!
21:07This is actually happening.
21:08Oh, my gosh.
21:10Five, four, three, two, one!
21:15What is that?
21:16Yeah!
21:17Yeah!
21:18New York, you have great lips.
21:19You do, too!
21:21Oh, my God!
21:22Keep going!
21:22Four, three, two, one!
21:26Yay!
21:28Yay!
21:28Thank you, Rita.
21:29Oh, my goodness.
21:30Christine, thank you.
21:30Johnny gets two points, and then, uh, we have Tyson.
21:35Two points, man.
21:37Nothing to, uh...
21:38Paul, you put up a goose egg that round.
21:40Sorry about that.
21:41Thank you for trying, Christine.
21:43Never in a million years did I think that the end of my, um,
21:46House of Villains gameplay would be because of somebody's
21:49banana-eating abilities, or lack thereof.
21:53Time to step it up.
21:54All right?
21:56Two options.
21:57Five points.
21:58The first one is gonna be called Ratatouille.
22:01Fuck.
22:01You have to find a minion to keep their bare feet in a box of rats.
22:07You by yourself.
22:08For one full minute.
22:08Real rats?
22:09Yes, real ones.
22:11Option two, eight-legged facial.
22:14Find a villain to lay down and have a tarantula...
22:17Ew!
22:18...crawl on their face for one minute.
22:21I love tarantulas.
22:23Yeah.
22:23Come on!
22:24I love tarantulas.
22:24Come on, guys!
22:25I love tarantulas.
22:26Find your minions!
22:27I'm just sitting here.
22:28I might as well just help Paul earn some of these points.
22:31I love spiders.
22:32I'll do the rest.
22:33Will you be okay with it?
22:33Yes!
22:34I think it's pretty clear that I don't like Johnny very much,
22:36but the only reason any of us are helping any of these guys out
22:40is because two of them are coming back in the house,
22:42and we have to continue playing the game with them.
22:44I've gotta keep up appearances.
22:47Kate, you doing Ratatouille, or are you doing the eight-legged facial?
22:51I'll be taking Ratatouille today.
22:52I'm already a black, little spider.
22:55Ooh!
22:55You're gonna put a spider on your face?
22:56Why not?
22:57All right, Tom, what are we doing?
22:58Ratatouille or eight-legged facial?
23:00Uh, I'm gonna do Ratatouille.
23:01All right!
23:02Bring in the rats!
23:04Come on, guys!
23:05Ah!
23:05He's getting angry!
23:07You got it, Kate.
23:08Tom, I can't tell if that's the smell of your feet or the rats, man, but...
23:11Love you, Tom.
23:12It's just a little poop.
23:13It's just a little poop.
23:15Oh!
23:16Oh!
23:17You got it in New York.
23:18You got it in New York.
23:19Don't open your mouth, New York.
23:21There he goes.
23:22It's okay.
23:22Those are just eyelashes.
23:24Those aren't your brethren.
23:26Oh!
23:26Oh!
23:27Oh, you're good, New York.
23:29He likes you.
23:30To get through this spider task, I am just literally checked out right now at a spa.
23:36I'm getting a manicure, a pedicure, a full body massage.
23:42I am in ecstasy.
23:44One minute!
23:46Oh!
23:47Oh!
23:48Oh!
23:49Oh, my God!
23:50Wow!
23:52Wow!
23:53Three, two, one!
23:56Ratatouille!
23:58Ratatouille!
23:59I don't wanna look!
24:00I don't wanna look!
24:01Oh, there's a turd mask in between my clothes.
24:05Look at that.
24:06Yeah!
24:07I'm pretty sure that's how the plague started.
24:10Now it is time for the main event.
24:12Just a little reminder.
24:13Johnny, Tyson, Paul, you have not yet chosen to do a challenge for yourselves.
24:18This is the final round.
24:20If you complete this round, you will bank 10 points.
24:24And it is called Super Worm Now.
24:27Oh!
24:27Find a minion to lie down in a box and have Super Worms poured all over them.
24:33And you have to stay there for one minute.
24:36Find your minion!
24:38Found him.
24:39Wow!
24:40Stepping up to your last round, boys.
24:42I'm not in a good position.
24:44You know what?
24:45I'm just praying that somehow Johnny and Tyson can't complete this task.
24:49Because that's really the only way that I can catch up.
24:53You sure?
24:54Yeah.
24:56Woo!
24:57Find your minion!
24:58Let's go!
24:59Yeah!
25:01They can do it too.
25:03I know, but...
25:05So now we're at the last task.
25:07And even though I could do it at this point, Johnny and I are tied.
25:10And Tom and I are thinking that maybe the tiebreaker is whoever has a minion do the most tasks for
25:16them.
25:17Wow.
25:18I don't really know how the internet feels about Tom's commitment issues.
25:21But this man is clearly very committed to Tyson.
25:23If this was House of Minions, Tom would be the winner.
25:26That's so generous.
25:29Release the worms!
25:31Let's go!
25:32Woo!
25:34Oh my God!
25:38Oh my God!
25:41It stinks!
25:43Mmm.
25:44Damn, they're biting me.
25:45I'm not gonna lie, Johnny.
25:46This is probably more sanitary than being on Love Island.
25:49There's thousands and thousands of worms.
25:53And these worms are biting me every second.
25:57Just all over my body.
25:58I'm sorry, Tyson, but...
26:00I don't think I can do this.
26:02They're biting my fucking neck.
26:04They're sucking on your chain!
26:05Damn, one is in my ass crack.
26:07One is in my ass crack.
26:08One is in my ass crack.
26:09One is in my ass crack.
26:09It's actually agonizing.
26:13I'm trembling.
26:14Like, I'm shaking for real.
26:16Come on, Johnny.
26:17I can do this.
26:18I'm just counting the seconds.
26:20Just trying to get through it.
26:21Holy shit!
26:22One!
26:22Ah, fuck you!
26:23Goddammit!
26:24Three!
26:25Two!
26:26One!
26:27Time!
26:28Where'd it go, Paul?
26:29How do I get out?
26:30Hold on, hold on.
26:31Mm-hmm.
26:33Bro, it's in my crotch.
26:34It's in my ass.
26:34Yeah, get the one out your crotch.
26:36That's all going inside your pants.
26:37Get this guy out of here, please.
26:39It's so gross.
26:40All right.
26:41At the end, we have a tie.
26:43Johnny and Tyson tied with 19.
26:46Paul, you're at 17.
26:48This news is very hard to break to you,
26:49but you can no longer win this challenge.
26:52It sucks.
26:52It sucks because this could be it for me.
26:55I don't know how a winner is gonna be actually decided
26:57between Tyson and Johnny,
26:58but I'm rooting for my boy Johnny to win
27:00so that we both have a chance to stay in the game this week.
27:03Do you think I was gonna let the two of you walk away tied?
27:05Absolutely not.
27:06We're gonna be doing a tiebreaker.
27:08I hope you're fucking hungry.
27:10What?
27:11In the...
27:12Holy...
27:13It's moving!
27:14Holy fuck.
27:15Holy shit.
27:16Oh my God!
27:17I quit the show!
27:35It's moving!
27:36It's moving!
27:37It's moving!
27:37I'd like to introduce all of you to these live hornworms.
27:40Holy fuck.
27:42Holy shit.
27:42Holy shit.
27:43Oh my God!
27:44Which leads us to the name of this tiebreaker, Horny For You.
27:50You're gonna eat as many live hornworms as you can, one at a time, in one minute.
27:58Whoever eats the most wins and is off the hit list.
28:03All right, guys.
28:04Look how big they are.
28:08Three, two, one.
28:10Eat!
28:12Eat!
28:13Warm it up!
28:14Oh my God!
28:16Damn!
28:20I love gummy worms, so I'm looking at these worms like I'm eating candy.
28:24But gummy worms don't move.
28:26They don't have horns on them.
28:28So the gummy worm mind trick, it's not working right now.
28:32It's disgusting.
28:33They're squirting.
28:34They're my chicken fingers!
28:36They're popping!
28:36Their skin is so tough.
28:38It's like gnawing on a tough piece of beef jerky.
28:42Johnny, you got them!
28:45How far will you go for a chance to win $200,000?
28:50I have limits.
29:01$200,000 is on the line.
29:03I am not losing this challenge.
29:06Oh my God!
29:06Ah!
29:08Ah!
29:10Me!
29:10Oh!
29:16Tyson, you have won the redemption challenge, and you are off the hit list.
29:20Ah!
29:22Ah!
29:24All right, Tyson, go give New York a kiss.
29:27Go give New York a kiss.
29:29Oh, yeah!
29:32You guys are crazy, bro.
29:34It really sucks because Paul and I have been working together from the beginning,
29:37and we're both still on the hit list, so one of us is going to have to go home.
29:42Paul and Johnny, you're still fucked.
29:44Woo-hoo!
29:46I'm not going to lie.
29:46It's going to be nice to have my own room once Paul's out of here.
29:49I love you, Paul, but I got to stay, buddy.
29:52Wow.
29:52You guys are sick in the head.
29:56I feel traumatized.
29:57Me too!
29:58Oh, my God, I can't believe they ate that.
30:03Man, Tyson really, I mean...
30:04Did you see him?
30:05He's a massive fucking competitor.
30:08Tyson is a monster villain.
30:10He was eating a worm with horns and scales like it was popcorn,
30:14and now everyone knows who's making alliance with him,
30:17so everyone's going to be gunning for Tyson.
30:20I would love to know how he got Tommy to be his bitch.
30:26You mind if I shower, bro?
30:27Go ahead, bro.
30:27I already showered.
30:28I'm all fucked up, man.
30:30Wait, bro.
30:31What's up, bro?
30:31Real quick, let me brush my teeth, bro.
30:33I got worm in my teeth.
30:34Go ahead, G.
30:35Now I'm stuck on the fucking hit list with my only ally left in the game, Johnny.
30:39This sucks because one of us is inevitably going to go home,
30:42and honestly, I don't feel great about my odds
30:44because Johnny had his designated minion, Drita,
30:47and me, I had to fight for the scraps.
30:49I'm super nervous, but I'm going to try to work some magic here.
30:52It's been fun, my boy.
30:54It's been real, homie.
30:56How you doing, bro?
30:58Good, bro.
30:58Is Paul in here too?
30:59Yeah.
31:00The girls are totally playing nuts.
31:01I think they're way tighter than we give them credit for.
31:04Clearly, I'm in a fucking shit situation.
31:06Yeah.
31:06Because obviously, either me or Paul's going home.
31:09Tom hasn't said anything to make me, baby.
31:12I'm going to convince him to keep you.
31:14I appreciate it.
31:15I kind of want to see Paul go home more than Johnny
31:18because I've seen so many things on Twitter
31:20about what a mastermind Paul is,
31:22and just because I'm petty,
31:24I would love for him to just go right now.
31:27For me, that's almost enough.
31:28That was a good win.
31:30Good win.
31:31Big respect, dude.
31:32You too, brother.
31:35Mr. Bananas.
31:36You guys know this is my old room?
31:37That was my old bed.
31:39Stop.
31:39Yeah.
31:40Really?
31:40You have a spaceman in the corner.
31:43My agent said they don't do this shit on this show.
31:46Your agent lied.
31:49You guys are awesome, man.
31:50For real.
31:51It's so good.
31:51Bye.
31:52It was nice.
31:52You guys did, man.
31:53That was so good.
31:54You guys really did that shit.
31:55Like, I'm so fucking impressed by that.
32:03New York, does his tongue look swollen?
32:05Take a look at that.
32:06It's just...
32:06It looks normal.
32:07Does it look more or less swollen
32:09than when it was in your mouth an hour ago?
32:11It was never in my mouth.
32:12This is a married man.
32:14Unbelievable.
32:14See how Bananas comes in here
32:16and causes trouble?
32:16Unreal.
32:19Hold on.
32:19Hold on.
32:25It's cold.
32:27Stop embarrassing me
32:28in front of my friends.
32:34Yeehaw!
32:35Beep, beep.
32:35Beep, beep.
32:36I'll see you later.
32:38Beep, beep, beep, beep.
32:46Why don't we go in my room?
32:48Okay.
32:49There's a lot of things going on in my head right now.
32:51I mean, obviously, I'm super relieved and excited
32:54that Tyson is off the hit list,
32:57but I need to revisit this notebook that Kate found.
33:02On this side is New York, Christine, Trita, Plain, Kate.
33:06In the middle is Tom with a question mark.
33:10And on this side is Johnny, Paul, Ash, and Tyson.
33:14I feel like I trust Tyson the most here,
33:16but I don't want to look stupid.
33:19I just want to ask you something about this.
33:20When you brought this to me...
33:23Yep.
33:24Your story...
33:25I mean, I'm just saying,
33:27at face value, it sounds a little...
33:30Weird.
33:30Weird.
33:31You're sharing a notebook.
33:32Tom, I'm not good at lying.
33:35Neither am I.
33:36You're not.
33:36You have been good to me,
33:38and frankly, I don't have the energy
33:40to craft some huge scheme.
33:42But I'll tell you,
33:44Tyson was not including you in anything.
33:48Has he promised to take you to the end?
33:51Because...
33:51Yeah.
33:52Oh, well, he's making that deal with other people.
33:55How about that?
33:57After the hit list nomination,
33:59I was just going up the stairs,
34:00and he's like,
34:01you and me to the end,
34:02you and me to the end.
34:03And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:05Kate.
34:07Randy this.
34:08Yeah.
34:09And that wasn't the only time.
34:11In fact, I had to say,
34:12and what about Tom
34:14when he was down in the supervillain room?
34:16Us.
34:16Laying low as a duo
34:19is the best strategy.
34:20Why did you say as a duo
34:22when you have a duo with Tom?
34:24Well, because right now,
34:26I can go either direction.
34:28I don't see
34:29how that would have been a strategy
34:32to help you in any way.
34:34No.
34:34He was never including you, ever.
34:39Ever.
34:40I promise you.
34:42My point is,
34:44he's not loyal to you.
34:45I promise you that.
34:46And I'm not even asking you
34:47for anything in return.
34:48That's how you should know
34:49that I'm...
34:50I know.
34:50...being so real with you.
34:52I know.
34:53I just didn't know.
34:54I...
34:54Hey.
34:55Oh, what's up, guys?
34:56How's it going, dude?
35:03Well, this is awkward.
35:05The vibe's a little off,
35:06and they're talking about me.
35:08But I'm gonna make it a little more awkward
35:10by walking around in my towel.
35:13I should ask him.
35:14Ask him.
35:15About?
35:16Yeah.
35:17I like that.
35:18I love that.
35:20Okay, great.
35:20See, I wanted to get your permission.
35:21I love that so much.
35:22Tyson, Kate, is telling me
35:25that, like, you've come to her
35:26a bunch of times,
35:27and you've mentioned, like,
35:28you and her to the end,
35:30and, like, not me.
35:33I told you, Tom,
35:34when I said it's us,
35:35and there's room for three there
35:37at the end.
35:38Okay.
35:39It's yours.
35:39My bad.
35:41Tyson is lying to somebody.
35:42I'm not sure if it's me or Tom.
35:44But either way,
35:45he's a liar.
35:47And I hope you guys have tons of fun.
35:51Bro, I would never betray you.
35:53You know that, right?
35:54I hope so.
35:55Like, she told me very specifically
35:57that she had to tell you
35:58what about Tom.
36:00Yeah, I promised Kate a final two deal,
36:02and I know it's not great gameplay,
36:03but it's hard
36:05when you're playing a game of strategy
36:06to be completely loyal to somebody.
36:09You should have told me about that, though.
36:10You know I would fucking tell you.
36:12But, Tom,
36:13that shouldn't minimize what we built.
36:15We poop in the same toilet,
36:17share the same shower,
36:19nod at the same time,
36:20snap out of it.
36:21Do you understand
36:22what that fucking feels like?
36:23Yeah, but I'm telling you,
36:24I didn't tell you anything
36:25just because I didn't want it.
36:27Like, there's so much information
36:28going around
36:29that, like, some stuff is whatever.
36:31Tyson is trying to explain himself,
36:33but all I'm hearing is that
36:34he is making moves
36:37behind my back
36:38without telling me,
36:39and I have been fully
36:41transparent with Tyson.
36:42Is she, like,
36:44someone who mishears stuff,
36:45or is she flipping
36:46that on you
36:47to flip on me?
36:49You never have.
36:49I never said
36:50finally anything.
36:51She was kind of
36:51rolling her eyes
36:52at you go, too.
36:53She was, like,
36:54going like this.
36:54She's like,
36:54yeah, no, it's fine.
36:56You never said that.
36:57Yeah, I must have
36:57misunderstood that.
36:58Yeah, she's playing you.
37:00You're my number one.
37:01I don't have any other
37:02number ones in here.
37:03Like, I'll cut anybody
37:04in this house
37:04before I cut you.
37:06Like, anybody.
37:06For any reason.
37:08Doesn't matter.
37:09Look, there's only one winner
37:10in House of Villains,
37:11so as much as I love
37:12this romance,
37:14this romance is gonna
37:15have to end eventually.
37:17Maybe that time is now.
37:37I think I have a headache
37:38from the bananas.
37:40I will never enjoy
37:42a banana again.
37:43I know.
37:44You know that's my favorite
37:45thing to eat,
37:46and I hate them now.
37:47Ugh.
37:49The smell.
37:50I don't know
37:50if I'll ever get over that.
37:53Real quick,
37:53I wanted to let you know.
37:54Yeah.
37:55You're the only person
37:56I would vote for at the end.
37:58Like, I'm that tight with you.
37:59Like, I like you the most in here,
38:01and I'm locked in.
38:02Like, you could fuck me over
38:03in any way imaginable,
38:05and I would still vote
38:06for you to win.
38:07And I should have shared
38:08more information with you,
38:09for sure.
38:11But going forward,
38:13I'll tell you everything.
38:14Like, I've been telling you
38:15pretty much everything.
38:16That was just, like,
38:17a tricky situation
38:17for me.
38:19Yeah.
38:20I have to do whatever
38:22I can to make Tom,
38:24my friend,
38:25who I love,
38:26know that I am with him.
38:28I can feel his mistrust,
38:30his skepticism towards me,
38:33and I kind of hate it.
38:35Well,
38:36I'm voting however
38:37you can decide
38:38that you want.
38:41Okay.
38:44were you enticing back
38:46on your first set?
38:48I don't,
38:49I mean,
38:50I don't know.
38:52Good night.
38:53You going back to bed?
38:54Yeah.
38:57Did you do good
38:58selling houses?
38:59No.
39:00You know,
39:01you're like,
39:02I don't even know
39:02what happens here.
39:03On Selling Sunset
39:05is the goal
39:05to sell the most houses.
39:10You guys haven't seen
39:11the show,
39:12have you?
39:13Winning was, like,
39:14having the slayest looks.
39:25The banishment
39:26is happening tonight,
39:27and I'm still
39:28on the hit list,
39:30which is,
39:30as you would imagine,
39:31a horrible place to be,
39:33especially because
39:34I don't trust a word
39:35anybody in this house says.
39:36So,
39:37mama,
39:37I am terrified.
39:39What's up, y'all?
39:40Can I have a sofa?
39:41We've been waiting for you.
39:43Cute.
39:43How are y'all feeling?
39:44Okay,
39:44after the tarantula
39:46situations and bugs.
39:47Such a boss.
39:48That tarantula.
39:49That shit was hard.
39:50But, like,
39:50when I tell you
39:51I tried my damn hardest,
39:52and I saw that yesterday
39:53when you helped me
39:54with the spider.
39:55Hi.
39:56Can I steal
39:56some of your time?
39:58I hope so.
39:59You look beautiful.
40:00Oh, thank you.
40:02Oh, I get a helping hand today.
40:03I wonder why.
40:04All this time,
40:05I've been in this house,
40:07and Johnny has never offered
40:08to help me get out of my seat.
40:10Oh, sweetie,
40:11this is a last-ditch effort
40:13to get my vote.
40:14But I've played this game
40:16enough to know
40:17that it is so important
40:19to listen to people
40:20and to see
40:21if they can offer me
40:22anything in this game.
40:24I know we've had our, um,
40:26tips and back and forth.
40:28Yeah.
40:28There was a lot of that
40:29between us.
40:30When I had the power
40:31put you down.
40:32That's where I'm on the fence
40:34about what I'm gonna do.
40:35But I don't trust Paul.
40:38You don't trust Paul?
40:39I don't trust him.
40:40Because Paul is very
40:41back and forth
40:42and wishy-washy.
40:43He showed me that
40:44when he had the purple hand.
40:45He didn't abuse
40:46his power enough for me.
40:48It's kind of like
40:48he just kind of backed
40:49into whatever you wanted.
40:51Somebody like that
40:53can fuck with my game
40:55at the end of the day,
40:56like, when it counts the most.
40:58So if I were to keep you safe,
40:59what could you offer me?
41:00Yeah, the thing is,
41:01I don't really have
41:02any amnesians or alliances.
41:03I've been working
41:04with Paul and Ashley
41:06and they're both
41:07about to be gone.
41:08So realistically,
41:09I'm in the dark now.
41:10If I stay here,
41:10we can work.
41:12I know what I'm gonna do tonight.
41:13And whatever you end up doing,
41:15won't blame me for it.
41:16You won't have to.
41:18You'd be thanking me for it.
41:19I love that.
41:20Going to the banishment,
41:21there's only five people
41:22that are voting.
41:23Christine, in my mind,
41:24she's kind of up in the air.
41:25But I got Drita, New York.
41:27I'm glad we talked.
41:28And then there's Tyson
41:29and there's Tom.
41:30I trust Tyson
41:31more than I trust Tom.
41:32But Tom is very close
41:34to Tyson in this house.
41:35So I'm hoping Tom
41:36is willing to work with me.
41:37If I think about it like that,
41:39those numbers look good.
41:40Johnny, after this talk,
41:41I feel much better.
41:42Me too.
41:46I know that things
41:47can go one way or another,
41:48but like,
41:49if you save me, bro,
41:50I owe you.
41:51No, I know.
41:52I know that.
41:53I owe you.
41:54Yeah.
41:55I would be indebted.
41:56Yeah.
41:58So I hope that
42:00means something.
42:02It does.
42:03Shit is getting real.
42:05Every alarm bell
42:06is ringing on the inside.
42:07So if I start freaking out,
42:09act paranoid,
42:10weird,
42:11whatever,
42:12it's because
42:12I'm not in a good position.
42:14I know you're thinking
42:15endgame
42:17to some degree.
42:18Maybe.
42:19I mean,
42:20yeah.
42:20I have my limits, man.
42:22Right.
42:22And I did lose Big Brother.
42:24So I just want to point
42:25that out too.
42:26I'm trying to listen
42:27and I'm trying to give him something.
42:29I don't have the people
42:30that look at me and go,
42:32hey, I'll do that for you.
42:33But it's like,
42:34when you're on the phone
42:35with somebody
42:36that you should be
42:36on the phone with,
42:37but don't really care
42:38to be on the phone with.
42:39I just don't
42:40or else you wouldn't see.
42:42Right.
42:42And if you thought
42:42maybe Ashley would have
42:43been that for me
42:44or Johnny would have
42:45been that for me,
42:45they're gone.
42:46I know.
42:46And you're just like,
42:47yeah, uh-huh.
42:49Okay, sure.
42:50That's all I got to say, bro.
42:52Okay.
42:52Yeah, cool.
42:53I get it.
42:53Thank you, bro.
43:01Villains,
43:02time to get ready
43:02for your next
43:03banishment ceremony.
43:05You have one hour.
43:08Oh.
43:09Anytime he scrambles,
43:10he creates as much chaos
43:11as he can.
43:13Johnny seems like
43:13if he tells you
43:14what he's going to do,
43:15he's like going to be
43:16a straight shooter with us.
43:23There you are.
43:25What's up, dude?
43:27How you feeling?
43:28Good.
43:29I'm just trying to gauge.
43:30Did you talk to Tom?
43:32I haven't talked to Tom, though.
43:34He hasn't told me
43:35which one he was going,
43:35necessarily.
43:37All you need
43:38is three votes.
43:39Yeah.
43:40Just follow up,
43:40like, quick with him
43:41or have some short words
43:43with him for sure.
43:43I definitely will.
43:44I want Johnny
43:45back in the house
43:46over Paul,
43:46but I feel like
43:47Tom doesn't fully trust Johnny
43:49because Johnny wanted
43:50to put Tom up
43:51on the hit list.
43:52So now,
43:52I need to rely on Johnny
43:54to convince Tom
43:55to keep him in the game.
43:57Are you on the fence
43:58with us at all?
43:59I'm not on the fence
44:00with us, but...
44:01I'll definitely talk to him.
44:01Yeah, pull him
44:02whenever you can.
44:03Absolutely.
44:03Before it's too late.
44:11Can I steal you
44:11for a second, bro?
44:12Sure, man.
44:13Real quick.
44:16All right, bro.
44:17So obviously,
44:18you know what this
44:19conversation's about?
44:20Yeah.
44:21All right.
44:22So right now,
44:23I know that
44:24when it comes to you
44:25and I,
44:26I feel like
44:26ever since I even
44:28considered putting you
44:29on the hit list,
44:30I didn't know
44:31if you were, like,
44:32pushed the wrong way
44:32because of that.
44:33That conversation
44:34about putting you
44:35on the hit list
44:35was me being
44:37straightforward with you.
44:39I'm worried about
44:40drawing a line
44:41in the sand in the house.
44:42So, Tom,
44:43I wanted to throw you
44:44down as a nomination,
44:45knowing that I have your back
44:46and make sure
44:47100% you will not go home.
44:49I'm gonna level
44:49with you, Johnny.
44:50Yeah.
44:51During the Toxic Tea Challenge,
44:52I literally got two people out
44:55to make sure
44:55that you became supervillain.
44:57I think it was you.
44:59No!
45:01Then you wake up
45:02the next morning,
45:03and then you decided
45:04to tell me
45:06at the reward outing
45:08I'm going on the hit list
45:09and then on top of it,
45:11you're, like,
45:11kind of being a prick about it
45:13and I have to just sit there
45:14and take it.
45:15Bro, I didn't put you down.
45:17Do you not understand
45:17that point?
45:18If you would have
45:18busted your ass
45:19to make sure
45:20that I'm supervillain,
45:21you know who the last person
45:22is that's getting put
45:23on the hit list?
45:23You, dude.
45:24No, not enough
45:25of that shit.
45:26Don't dismiss my feelings, dude.
45:28I'm not dismissing them.
45:28I've acknowledged that.
45:29You've proven your point.
45:30I got you, bro.
45:31But I'm telling you,
45:32I literally did not
45:33put you down
45:34because I couldn't
45:35guarantee your safety.
45:36Even when you knew
45:36you couldn't guarantee
45:37my safety,
45:38you were still thinking
45:39about putting me down.
45:39Oh, my God.
45:40Don't act like you weren't.
45:41Because I have thoughts
45:41about things.
45:42If this fight
45:44is for real,
45:47then I think God or Satan,
45:50not sure which one,
45:51might just be on my side here.
45:56There's like a heated conversation
45:58going on inside.
46:00Between Johnny and Tom?
46:01Yeah.
46:02I wanted to vote out Paul
46:03and keep Johnny,
46:05but now Tom and Johnny
46:06are fighting,
46:07and this isn't good
46:09for my game
46:09because I may have to say
46:10goodbye to Johnny
46:11just to keep Tom close to me.
46:13I think he wasn't appreciative
46:14of the fact that Johnny
46:15wanted to use him
46:16as like a...
46:17As a decoy?
46:18Yeah.
46:19It should have been
46:19a no-brainer.
46:20I can't guarantee his safety.
46:21I'm not putting him down.
46:22Bro, I understand,
46:23which is why I...
46:25You don't understand.
46:26You did not go through
46:26what I...
46:27How the fuck do I not understand?
46:27You don't understand.
46:28Bro, I understand.
46:29You didn't go through
46:29what I went through.
46:30So don't act like
46:31you understand.
46:32Oh, my God, bro.
46:33Like, what the hell?
46:34You're saying all this shit to me,
46:35I'm hearing you,
46:36and I'm understanding it.
46:38I'm not budding anything.
46:39I'm telling you my explanation
46:41as to why I did what I did.
46:42I hear your explanation.
46:43You can feel how you want to feel.
46:44I am.
46:45I do feel how I feel
46:46for a reason,
46:47because of your actions.
46:48You can say everything
46:49you want to say,
46:49but your actions speak louder.
46:51My actions are not
46:52throwing you down,
46:54and you're fucking crying about it.
46:56I'm so sorry
46:56that I couldn't guarantee
46:57your comfort the whole time
46:58when I didn't fucking
47:00throw you down
47:00because I didn't feel safe enough
47:02putting you in a fucking
47:03vulnerable position,
47:04and I couldn't bring you back.
47:05Oh, no, they're, like,
47:06standing up and, like, in each...
47:08Okay.
47:09They're getting aggressive?
47:10Not... I don't know.
47:11It went from sitting to standing.
47:12I don't know.
47:13You made a smart move
47:14not putting me down
47:15because I would have
47:15exposed the alliance.
47:16I would have exposed
47:17what you did to me.
47:18Like you said to me.
47:19Like you said to me.
47:20What? Go ahead.
47:21I've made my decision,
47:22so save your breath.
47:23Hey, great, Tom.
47:24Thanks.
47:25Great conversation.
47:26Fucking dickhead.
47:28Fuck that.
47:31You good?
47:32Yeah.
47:34You fucking bitch.
47:35Men do not talk
47:36to each other like that
47:38unless they're ready
47:39to throw down.
47:40And Tom knows
47:41that he's safe in here,
47:42which is why he's trying
47:43to act all big and bad.
47:44So I hope you guys at home
47:46know that Tom is just flexing
47:47for the fucking cameras
47:48because he would not fucking
47:50talk to me like that
47:50in the streets.
47:51I have not been this pissed off
47:52in a very long time
47:53in real life.
47:54Oh, fucking pussy.
47:56Like, bro,
47:57you're a fucking weasel.
48:08I had a little thing going on.
48:10I didn't hear her, but...
48:11You're voting for Johnny, right?
48:13Well, I got really confused.
48:15Vote for Johnny.
48:16I have my mind set up
48:20on keeping Johnny,
48:22but now I'm here from Tom,
48:24Johnny should actually go.
48:26But the HBIC
48:27does her own thing,
48:29so I have some thinking to do.
48:31Do you have more suits like this
48:32you're going to be wearing
48:33around the house?
48:34Maybe.
48:35Okay.
48:36I'll look forward to it.
48:40If this house was smart,
48:43for real,
48:43everyone would keep Johnny here.
48:45You want to know why?
48:46Tom and Jerry?
48:48They would be on fire.
48:51They'd be like,
48:52how the fuck did this happen?
48:53Like, we control what happens.
48:56I need Johnny here.
48:58Johnny is my friend.
48:59I care about him.
49:01And right now,
49:01I need to really figure out
49:03how I can convince Christine
49:05to keep Johnny in the house.
49:07Here's why I have a hard time voting tonight.
49:10The issue is,
49:11Johnny would have your back.
49:14He wouldn't have both of our backs.
49:15He would have both of us.
49:17Because Johnny didn't do us 30 ever.
49:19Yeah.
49:19And never voted against us.
49:20Oh, no, no, no.
49:21What I'm saying is,
49:22I know that Paul would have my back
49:23from yesterday.
49:27But Johnny always had you.
49:29There's a big difference.
49:30Yeah.
49:31It's a no-brainer.
49:32He didn't put you up there
49:33when he had the chance.
49:34And you can make me happy,
49:36your roommate.
49:37Don't you want to make
49:37your roommate happy?
49:38If Paul stays,
49:41they're going to be all hunky-dory
49:42and bombed.
49:44For me,
49:45if I'm playing a game,
49:46I don't want that.
49:46Yeah.
49:47I'd rather have the beef
49:49than the bondage.
49:50So we're voting for...
49:53Paul.
49:54Right.
49:58We stepping,
49:59high stepping in heels.
50:04I'm never going to get used to it.
50:06Hello, villains.
50:08I'd like you to go through
50:09the secret bookcase
50:11that everyone knows
50:12is not a secret.
50:14Johnny shot himself in the foot
50:15because he decided
50:16to fight with Tom.
50:17But part of me thinks
50:17that's bad
50:18because if they have conflict,
50:19maybe you want to keep him
50:20in the house.
50:21That's an obvious rivalry.
50:22So I'm going in here,
50:23expecting the worst,
50:24hoping for the best,
50:25and at this point,
50:26I'm really at these people's mercy.
50:53is Joel usually here?
50:55Yes.
50:56Yes, he is.
50:57Okay, great.
51:17Joel?
51:56There's the man in question.
51:58Oh, hi, guys.
51:59Hi, John.
52:04Villains, tonight is your third banishment ceremony.
52:08It's the battle of two great sex symbols from House of Villains Season 3.
52:12Johnny, for most red-blooded Americans, and Paul, for people who hang out at too many
52:18Renaissance fairs.
52:22This will be our second banishment of the week.
52:26Ashley was banished by local urgent care, as we know.
52:30So funny.
52:34Ashley, you're sick.
52:35You need to leave the house.
52:39Kate, you are the supervillain.
52:42Please, dramatically take your throne.
52:45Look at that.
52:49Man, you are a real showman.
52:51Yep.
52:53Johnny, Paul, you guys are up for banishment.
52:56Please, go stand in front of your chairs.
53:07Johnny, Paul, the rest of the villains are about to vote on which of you will be banished
53:13from the house.
53:14Johnny, do you have a final plea?
53:17I do.
53:18I've been nothing but honest with the people that I have been working with.
53:22And, Kate, did you guys all the favor of putting that on blast?
53:25And there's no secrets now.
53:27Ashley's gone.
53:28I'm up here with my roommate.
53:29We were clearly gaming.
53:31There's no secret.
53:32But before leaving this house, I do want to say, coming from a show where I spent a majority
53:38of my time arguing with bitches over shit about hurting their feelings, not making their
53:44feelings feel valid.
53:45That's all bullshit, Tom.
53:47And I thought that your way of handling that was childish, immature.
53:51You were throwing a fit.
53:53Today, it was ridiculous.
53:54I went to bat for you.
53:56Okay, dude.
53:56No, this is my time.
53:57This is my speech.
53:58I hope to God, for your sake, you've done enough politicking that I don't come back because
54:03I can assure all you guys, I have no enemies in this house besides Tom.
54:07Okay.
54:07Because the way you showed your true colors to me today was a complete display of your
54:13character.
54:14Right.
54:14Yeah, great.
54:16So, first of all, it's nice to know what you refer to women as on Love Island.
54:20Oh, yeah, good.
54:21As far as keeping...
54:22I was actually referring to you.
54:22No, it's my turn to talk.
54:23No, no, no.
54:23I was referring to you as a bitch, bro.
54:25Oh, oh.
54:25Yeah, that's what you said.
54:26Find me one girl in this world that I've ever called a bitch to her face.
54:28You gave me your word.
54:29You gave me your word.
54:30And guess what?
54:31When we made an alliance that you, a one of five of us would win and not put each other
54:34on the
54:35hit list.
54:35You broke that word.
54:36When did I put you on the hit list?
54:38Oh, I'm sorry.
54:38When did I put you on the hit list?
54:40I'm sorry.
54:40You put the gun in my mouth, pulled it back out, put it back in my mouth, pulled it back
54:43out.
54:44Oh, I guess you're not an asshole then.
54:46I mean, come on, dude.
54:46I'm telling you one thing.
54:48Way more people hate me than hate you out there.
54:51I'm not surprised.
54:51And they're going to watch you, the way you acted.
54:53I'm not surprised.
54:53And you're cocky ass and like, the way you fucking like, it behoove you to get over that
54:58real quick, Tom.
54:59You told me the night before I wasn't going on the hit list.
55:01Then you changed your mind.
55:02And this is why the conversations go like this, bro.
55:05Okay, bro.
55:05Okay, bro.
55:06Okay, cool.
55:07What you did was fucked up.
55:09Get a grip, Tom.
55:10Get a grip.
55:10You are right.
55:11You are right.
55:12Sorry.
55:12What the fuck is your problem?
55:14I don't have a grand mal seizure.
55:15All right.
55:16Wow.
55:18Guys, we weren't rolling on that.
55:20Do it again.
55:21Here it goes.
55:22Paul, leader of our choir, you're up for banishment.
55:26Do you have a 25-minute final plea?
55:28I want to let you guys know that I've been in this position now more than anybody in this
55:33game.
55:33I have had to fight to stay in this game.
55:35I have had to expose my cards.
55:37I have had to show myself.
55:40And if you guys choose to keep me in this game, I don't really have even a basic ally to
55:45come back to because my two roommates will be gone.
55:47Aside from my roommates, during that redemption challenge, I had to ask and beg even the person
55:54who put me up here to help me.
55:57I didn't really have somebody.
55:59You don't even believe none of the words you just sped out here.
56:02Of course I do.
56:03You're just a liar.
56:04And you're wearing that priest robe.
56:05But sweetie, ain't nobody asking you for prayer or a communion cracker.
56:09When are you going to be real?
56:11I like to think I have been.
56:12I'm so sick of Paul because he's really trying to weigh on heartstrings.
56:17I rose to this spider occasion to help Paul out.
56:21So stop making all these excuses.
56:22I don't want to hear it because you can count on me.
56:25Right, Tiffany.
56:26But I don't know that in those moments.
56:28I'm not sure because you also were kissing Tyson.
56:31Keep putting your foot in your mouth, Rabbi.
56:33Keep going.
56:33You will not be the new Pope.
56:35He's already been elected, honey.
56:37Um, right.
56:39I've been up here.
56:40Never mind.
56:41Whatever.
56:42The choir has spoken.
56:44Guys, we are going to vote now.
56:49Tom, you're up first.
56:52Please go vote.
56:58Bye, bitch.
57:00I don't know if the straps are long enough to accommodate Johnny's muscles, but we are going
57:05to try.
57:06Do you have a seatbelt extender?
57:08Probably me, dude.
57:09Good Lord.
57:20This is a fantasy I've always had, Paul.
57:24Sounds like a fucked up fantasy.
57:25Yes.
57:29The votes are in.
57:31I shall now grab the banishment tablet.
57:39The third villain to be banished from the house, fourth, if you're including Ashley,
57:44with a vote of four to one, is Johnny Middlebrooks.
57:56No fucking way.
57:56It is Johnny.
58:00Do you have any last words, Johnny?
58:02To be honest, I feel like less of a villain after leaving this house.
58:05Uh, it's been a pleasure, everybody.
58:07Have fun.
58:08Good luck.
58:09Watch your back.
58:11Good luck, bro.
58:12Love you, Judah.
58:14Thank you for the vote.
58:14Okay, Kate.
58:15I know this is hard for you, but do your thing.
58:19Sorry, Johnny.
58:20The house has spoken.
58:25Another banishment ceremony is in the books.
58:28The game only gets more competitive and intense from here.
58:32But as all of you have certainly said to a cosmetic surgeon at one point, chin up.
58:39Everyone, head back to the house.
58:42We'll see you tomorrow.
58:44Enjoy your dinner of worms.
58:47Bye, you guys.
58:48Bye.
58:48See ya.
58:48All right.
58:49Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.
58:52You made it, man.
58:53You survived.
58:54Fuck.
58:55What?
58:57No way, bro.
58:58What?
59:03Next, on House of Villains.
59:05Did you touch this letter?
59:06No, I did not.
59:07Are you lying to me?
59:09Why is everybody being so secretive about this damn letter?
59:12Congratulations.
59:13You're on the hit list.
59:15You should do this.
59:16Who is ready to bust a nut?
59:18Me!
59:19I want this so bad.
59:21She wins.
59:22I'm fucking jerked.
59:23You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
59:27It's a real big bummer.
59:28Tom Sandoval.
59:29Sorry you had to go through that.
59:30He's a worm with a mustache.
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