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00:00On House of Villains, I have to put you up as a decoy.
00:03Paul's my hit list decoy to mask our red and orange room alliance.
00:07I feel like we're more on the same page than I suspected.
00:09I'm just rooting for you now.
00:11In a vote of 5 to 3, the first villain to be banished from the house is Jackie.
00:21Drink the toxic tea and die.
00:24Shit.
00:24Go to hell, New York.
00:26Fuck you.
00:27If you want to be super villain, I'll drink it right now.
00:29Do it.
00:29Okay.
00:32Johnny, you are the super villain.
00:36Curious right now who the third vote was for Christine to go home.
00:39I think it's Paul.
00:40Really?
00:41Yeah.
00:45Who's spying on us?
00:47He's worried about you.
00:48Motherfucker, what?
00:50Tom is right.
00:51I voted for Christine to go home, and that's the fucking problem.
00:54Let's toss a wrench in the mix.
00:58If I was super villain, I would put Tom up there.
01:01Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
01:04I'm Joel McHale.
01:06Really?
01:07What's going on?
01:08What y'all doing?
01:09This cheap trinket makes you the right hand of the super villain.
01:12Let them know you'll be making this week's hit list nominations together.
01:18Maybe this is a chance for me to take a real shot at someone.
01:22Please don't put me in the bottom three.
01:24Plain Jane's votes is a question mark right now.
01:27Why don't we get rid of a question mark vote?
01:29If we put Plain Jane up, we are fucking our game up.
01:33Tiffany will be the first nominee.
01:36Kate and Plain Jane.
01:38I should have known better than to trust a low-budget Drake impersonator.
01:42Paul.
01:43I feel really betrayed by Paul.
01:45Right hand of the super villain, you share the responsibility.
01:48You're hideous.
01:58Wow.
02:00A real fucking tough guy's in this house.
02:02These boys really feel like big men, honey,
02:05putting two women and the drag queen up for elimination.
02:09Paul can kiss our friendship goodbye.
02:11He crossed the wrong fucking bitch.
02:15No, girl, don't come over here with your mouth halfway open.
02:18Because we don't want to hear what you have to say.
02:20I don't want to hear from you right now, Paul.
02:22I'm out for blood because Paul had that hand
02:25and he didn't do anything with it.
02:28Instead, Paul used his right hand to stroke Johnny.
02:32You're a lying ass bitch.
02:34I don't want to hear from you.
02:34I'm not, though.
02:35You are?
02:35I'm not.
02:36Yes, you are.
02:37I'm simply not.
02:39How did I catch more heat than Johnny?
02:42He was a super villain.
02:43He made the nominations.
02:44I just signed off on it.
02:46Awesome, awesome.
02:47Never again am I eating a pizza
02:49in my fucking life again, okay?
02:51Tom.
02:52I just want to say thank you.
02:53Come on, bro.
02:53Thank you for not.
02:54And then I got fucking exposed like that.
02:56Like, couldn't you guys, like, stand up for me?
02:58I didn't ask for this shit.
03:00I was so close to getting Tom up there.
03:03Why did I let the guy with muscles make any decision?
03:06Guys with muscles are typically not smart.
03:14Why are you so bold and brought into poetry and call me a liar?
03:16What gags me is that you know how much this opportunity means to me.
03:18Yes, I know that.
03:19Trust me, I know that.
03:21Why did you not have any conversation with me before calling me a liar?
03:25Because you are.
03:26So where's the proof?
03:27Tell me you hate me.
03:28Say that.
03:28But don't call me a liar.
03:29Call me a rat.
03:30It's baseless for real.
03:31It's baseless as fuck.
03:32I don't know what that means.
03:40It wasn't easy to post a ride.
03:42It wasn't easy.
03:42I know.
03:43It was like, what the fuck, so.
03:44I know.
03:44Better fucking stand on your shit now.
03:46I will.
03:47I know.
03:47Let's stick together.
03:48We're good.
03:49That was a very close call.
03:52And Johnny, you're acting like you're doing me a favor by honoring your alliance?
03:57That's bullshit, man.
04:02I'm fucking pissed.
04:04People over there, they're going to come to me more, especially when I explain all the
04:08shit that they fucking hold.
04:10If you put me on that hit list, you would have watched me literally recruit everybody
04:14against them.
04:16A frazzled Tom is not a pleasant Tom to be around.
04:20He wants to make a move right now, but I know that we have to bide our time.
04:24Johnny and Paul have only showed me that they're unstable.
04:27Yes.
04:28But we got to wait and decide to do it together.
04:33That whole scene was a lot.
04:35There was a lot of information.
04:36You lied to my face.
04:38When?
04:38I thought that we had a thing.
04:39You lied to my face.
04:39We did this before I got this shit.
04:42Lane, I guess, was making alliances with everybody.
04:45I knew that.
04:47That side of the house has got a lot of shit going on that we didn't know about.
04:52Our side is crumbling.
04:53You know that, right?
04:54Everything is crumbling.
04:56Uh, what's that?
04:57Our side is crumbling, I'm saying.
04:59Uh-huh.
05:00Like, you guys were both up.
05:01You're on our side.
05:04Want me some sauté?
05:07No, no, no.
05:08And I knew.
05:09When plane went downstairs to the room, I knew the boys were like, okay, let's get plane away
05:15from Christine and, like, you know, I don't know.
05:20What?
05:22That was what I like to call word salad.
05:24I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
05:26Respectfully.
05:27What?
05:29Christine likes to speak her mind, which isn't much.
05:32As soon as we weren't roommates anymore, like, plane really wasn't around.
05:36How much did you bond in the first two hours?
05:39I think we're on different TV shows.
05:41What's that?
05:47Looks like I have to come to Paul.
05:50Yeah.
05:50But whatever.
05:52Here, your hand.
05:54Oh.
05:55You're twisted.
05:58This is such a bitch to put on.
06:02Yeah, because it's fucking...
06:11Of course.
06:13And Kate, what's this obsession about this whole JoJo Siwa thing?
06:16Yeah, you were so rude to me.
06:17Like, I didn't know you were such a JoJo Siwa fan is what I meant.
06:19I don't even know who JoJo Siwa is.
06:21In the conversation I was having with Kate about JoJo Siwa, it did not come across rude whatsoever.
06:26JoJo Siwa, she broke because, fuck, she should be rich.
06:30She was torn.
06:31She was like a child.
06:32I don't know, because she did special forces.
06:34It was only 10 days of your life.
06:36You might get a crazy check from it, and you're putting your face back out there.
06:39She's made that up completely.
06:41I don't really want a person like that in the house.
06:44It's really nice to hear you speak so much.
06:46I wish we could also do that about other topics.
06:49I mean, it's not true.
06:50Maybe tomorrow.
06:51Maybe tomorrow.
06:52I'm always here.
06:52We're in the same house.
06:53Why do you know about me?
06:55I've asked you so much.
06:56Matter of fact, I can tell you a lot.
06:57You started off working on yachts right out of college, and then you went on below the deck.
07:06What's the point?
07:06I'm already on the hit list.
07:07Leave me alone.
07:08Heading into tomorrow's redemption challenge?
07:10I give no fucks.
07:12New York.
07:14Do I want to stay?
07:15Sure.
07:16Do I also want to get the fuck out of here because I'm in a house full of lunatics?
07:22Also, yes.
07:24Professional wrestling would be an upgrade.
07:27It would have more dignity.
07:33If we were animals, which animal would be there?
07:38You were a swan.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:40Aw.
07:40You were a camel.
07:42What was Tom?
07:43I was thinking some sort of reptile.
07:46Totally.
07:47You know, what's the guy from Monsters, Inc.?
07:50Yeah, the slithery one.
07:51The slimy, slithery one.
07:53Oh, what?
07:54Randall.
07:54Randall.
07:55He could turn it invisible.
07:57You think he's like Randall?
07:58Yeah.
07:58I don't know.
07:59You just give me Randall vibes.
08:00I don't know.
08:01What the fuck, dude?
08:02The purple guy that can go invisible.
08:04Slithers around and it's like.
08:05And then he goes back.
08:07Pops up and he's like.
08:08I've been a good guy.
08:09I've been a team player.
08:11You're the one being the fucking reptile, man.
08:14I might not be on the hit list, but Johnny, the damage has been done, man.
08:20I'm coming after your ass and your little right-hand bitch, Paul.
08:32Well, you know what?
08:32I'm glad I-
08:33Win the challenge, and if you don't win the challenge, let's rally the house to get you
08:37back here.
08:37I appreciate it.
08:38Okay?
08:39I'm going to try my best.
08:39I'm not going to fucking roll over and die because thing one and thing two put me in the fucking
08:43bottom.
08:44No.
08:44I'm determined to win this redemption challenge, and when I come back into this house, I'm fucking
08:51coming at them.
08:55Let the games begin.
08:58Good night.
09:08It's hot in here.
09:09Because usually we have it really cold.
09:12Yeah.
09:13It's funny.
09:14So, did you feel like you took a lot of heat last night for unknown reasons?
09:18Yeah.
09:18Yeah, I didn't like that.
09:21I don't think I said it was Kate at all.
09:24I could tell.
09:24She goes, I don't think so either.
09:25I think it was Paul.
09:26No, I appreciate you.
09:29You could come in here, New York.
09:31I don't think she wanted to.
09:31This is my bedroom.
09:32You can come in here.
09:33I know I can come in here.
09:35Waking up in this house on the hit list, I feel like the whole entire world is against
09:40me.
09:40So, can you really blame me for not wanting to see Drita coming around my bedroom this morning?
09:46I thought you were waiting because you don't want to film.
09:48For all I know, I'm giving two women time to talk.
09:51For all I know, she's pledging her loyalty to Kate right now.
09:55Of course I'm coming here.
09:56I don't do things on your quarter, girl.
09:58Get out of my room.
09:59Stop making a scene.
10:00Don't have a really aggressive fight.
10:03When I'm just laying here without washing my face.
10:06It's rude.
10:06Why are you getting defensive?
10:07Because I'm coming here and this is my bedroom.
10:09I was leaving anyway.
10:11Well, Drita, you want me to go home before you, you know you want me to leave.
10:15I never said a fucking word.
10:17Who said that?
10:18Now, okay.
10:19Now, I want the truth.
10:21The one thing that gets on my nerves more than anything is the lies, the schemes, the bullshit.
10:26And the more you come at me and the more you want to fucking get busy with it, I'm there.
10:32I don't lie.
10:32If I wanted you to go home, I'd fucking say I wanted you to go home.
10:36You're a product of your environment.
10:37So, if I act like a villain, it's really not my fault.
10:41Whoever fucking told New York I wanted her to go home, I want you in my fucking room.
10:46There it is.
10:47My little fucking rat cunt said that.
10:49My favorite thing in this world is watching Drita pop off.
10:55And you don't know me when I get fucking nasty.
10:59It's like a beautiful classical song of expletives.
11:03Fuck out of here.
11:04Think I'm a pussy-ass motherfucker.
11:06You got the wrong motherfucker.
11:08Think I'm fucking scared of any motherfucking body in this house.
11:11Fucking pussy-ass chick motherfucker.
11:14Cunt.
11:15Think I give a fuck?
11:16A little fucking rat.
11:18Put the ass in.
11:20Motherfucker.
11:21Now I'm going to dress like a fucking hood rat.
11:23Because I'm in the mood to be one.
11:40I thought it was funny how Kate was trying to insult me by telling me that I'm from Love Island.
11:46I think Kate needs to get the fuck up out of here.
11:49Out of the three nominees, I want Kate to go home just because I don't want that type of energy
11:54in the house.
11:55And bro, I'm the supervillain.
11:58I'm really the one calling the shots.
12:00So I need her out of here.
12:01Who was the famous person she's talking about?
12:04JJ Seawall or whatever.
12:05Oh, JoJo Seawall.
12:06I genuinely don't know who JoJo Seawall is.
12:08Johnny likes to act like he's not fazed by much.
12:11She's like, if I was her, you know, and I made all that money, then I probably just wouldn't be
12:17doing reality.
12:18If he could calm down the ego just a little bit, he would be ten times hotter.
12:23She's like, you're being rude to me.
12:24I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
12:26What do you love about JoJo?
12:29Just that he's good looking.
12:33I thought the best one was the off-brand Drake.
12:36That one got you.
12:38That one stung.
12:39You know what I mean?
12:47Thoughts on the shirt?
12:48Don't worry, Paul.
12:49I will never dress anything like you.
12:53You're not fucking with this shirt?
12:56Hello, villain.
12:58I just woke up, guys.
12:59Please, here we go.
13:00It is time once again for another challenge.
13:03So go to the snake room.
13:05It'll all make sense soon.
13:07I'm ready for the challenge.
13:08Go meet you.
13:12What the fuck is that?
13:15Is this a glory hole?
13:17Oh, hi, villains.
13:17How are you?
13:18Come on in.
13:20Going into this challenge, I truly feel as nervous and delicate as stepping up to the doorstep of that first
13:27dick appointment that lost me my virginity.
13:31This might be the strangest redemption challenge yet.
13:34I feel like my cherry is being popped all over again.
13:36Welcome to the redemption challenge.
13:39Let's do it.
13:40Bring it on.
13:40The name of the challenge is Know Thy Enemy.
13:46Every great villain is a master at knowing their enemy, their strengths, their weaknesses, and obviously the relative shape of
13:53their faces.
13:54Here's how it all works.
13:56We're going to put all of the non-hit list villains in boxes where they can't be seen.
14:02Then, one at a time, the villains on the hit list will reach into those boxes and feel their faces.
14:09Yeah, it'll be great.
14:10Yeah.
14:11And feel their faces to try and identify who is who.
14:15In order to lock in your guesses, place the villain's puppet on top of the box that you think contains
14:22that villain's head.
14:23When you're confident in your choices, say, done.
14:28The player who identifies the most faces correctly wins.
14:31If there's a tie, whoever has the fastest time wins.
14:35Okay, hit list villains.
14:37Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say before.
14:39Get ready to touch your way to redemption.
14:43All right, guys.
14:44You get out of here while we put them into these things.
14:46Before this morning, me and New York were good, but now she got my blood pressure up, pissed me off.
14:53I hope she loses this redemption challenge.
14:55I want her out.
14:59Ready, set, face fondle.
15:04Ooh, wait, wait, okay.
15:06I'm going to take my time with you.
15:08I feel like this was obviously a lady for Tom.
15:13We got some chin hairs.
15:15Every woman gets a couple straight hairs.
15:17Every woman.
15:18Is this a dude?
15:20This might be Tom.
15:23Okay, this is Tom, honey.
15:26Mm-hmm.
15:26I can feel his chin implant.
15:29This is Tom, this is Tom.
15:30Tom is an aging man who's trying to pass off as, like, a pubescent child.
15:35Ooh!
15:36Oh, she just is thin and creamy.
15:38Oh, ooh, ooh.
15:39I don't know if this is Drita or Christine,
15:42but I feel like there's a few villains in this house
15:46that are either skipping breakfast or lunch.
15:50It's like, feed the children times 12.
15:53Oh, it's a small nose.
15:55But I feel an Adam's apple.
15:59This is John.
16:01These gloves are taking away some of the feeling.
16:06That's Christine.
16:07I guess I can never argue with a man
16:09who says it feels better without a glove.
16:12Okay.
16:12It's just a dream.
16:14I'm going for it.
16:16Okay, this is Johnny.
16:18Just beheaded that person.
16:22Ah, what?
16:25That's Johnny.
16:27How many beards do we have?
16:29My wife has a beard.
16:31Oh, my God.
16:32This is hard shit.
16:33It's a little bit harder for me
16:35to distinguish the girls
16:36than I thought it would be.
16:36I'm trying to feel for, like, the lip filler.
16:39Listen, honey,
16:39I'm not used to touching women's lips.
16:41Fuck.
16:42All right.
16:43That reminds me of my lower region.
16:46All right.
16:48Mm-hmm.
16:52This is fucking Tyson.
16:54I'm rushing.
16:55I'm feeling rushed.
16:56This is...
16:57I don't want my timing
16:57to be the reason that I lose.
16:59So may Jesus take the wheel.
17:00Oh, shit.
17:01This is, um,
17:03the weirdest thing
17:04I've been a part of.
17:05This.
17:06Wait.
17:07Was I right?
17:08Let me see.
17:09Ah!
17:09Oh, so!
17:14Christian.
17:16Oh, oh, he like to go down
17:18on popsicles.
17:20I feel like I'm in the game.
17:21I feel like I'm dead.
17:23Gosh, I hope I'm right with this.
17:26Do I have time
17:27to switch it around again?
17:28I feel like I'm in.
17:30She.
17:31Rita.
17:32Done.
17:33Done!
17:35Done.
17:37Okay.
17:39Ooh.
17:40Some of you girls have beards.
17:41Get a better waxer.
17:43God damn it.
17:44This is hard, you guys.
17:46I'm a little bit nervous,
17:47but I probably mixed a few up
17:49because if I had taken it
17:50a little bit more time,
17:52I probably could have gotten it perfect,
17:54but I knew that having a quick time
17:56was also important.
17:58Whatever.
17:58It's math.
18:00Let's see how you did.
18:01First box is?
18:02I'm a girl.
18:04Oh, my God.
18:07New York and Kate,
18:08you got this right.
18:09Blaine, got it wrong.
18:10Three, two,
18:11three, two, three, two, three.
18:14Congratulations.
18:15Everyone got this right.
18:16Oh, God!
18:17Number three.
18:20Congratulations.
18:21Everyone got Tom right.
18:23Okay.
18:27Congratulations.
18:28Everyone got this right.
18:31Three, two, one.
18:33Ah.
18:34No one got Christine right.
18:37I'm done.
18:38It's a wrap.
18:40It's Johnny.
18:41Congratulations.
18:42Everyone got Johnny right.
18:43Big surprise.
18:44At this point, everyone,
18:46Blaine Jane has two wrong.
18:48New York and Kate have one wrong.
18:50I'm done.
18:50It all comes down to this box.
18:52Damn.
18:53Oh.
18:55It's Trita.
18:57All three of you confused Christine and Trita.
18:59Where in hell do I feel like Christine?
19:02Do I have a tire in my fucking lip?
19:05No.
19:06Wow.
19:07Wow.
19:07Which means, Kate, New York,
19:08you are tied.
19:09Okay.
19:10It has to come down to time.
19:12One of you is 14 seconds faster than the other.
19:15That person will be getting off the hit list.
19:29All right.
19:30Congratulations.
19:33New York one.
19:34She went faster.
19:38Kate.
19:4114 seconds faster.
19:42You are off the hit list.
19:44I could tell by the looks on the faces when I won that perhaps I was the main one they
19:51wanted
19:51out.
19:52Good for you.
19:53So, I feel a new sense of energy now that I'm seeking revenge.
19:59Sorry, New York and Plain Jane.
20:01You are still in danger of being banished.
20:04This is really weird.
20:05Bye, guys.
20:07Bye, y'all.
20:07Eat it, Alan Cumming.
20:09The amount of squirming I'm about to watch.
20:14It's thrilling.
20:18Damn, I was really hoping Kate was at the bottom.
20:20I know.
20:20God, why did she win that?
20:22Fuck.
20:23I was going to send her ass home packing.
20:24I know, I'm coming.
20:26RBF Kate is fucking demon over there.
20:31So, what are you guys thinking?
20:32I'm going to be honest with you.
20:34I think it's going to be our biggest competition on that side.
20:37I'm going to give Ashley a razor after this, and we're going to take care of her stubble.
20:41Not going to be.
20:42She is.
20:43You think that Plain's going to put y'all before fucking Dyson?
20:47Dyson, I forget that.
20:49I forget that.
20:50So, ideally, Plain goes home right now.
20:53Damn it, it's just getting kind of shifty.
20:55It's only going to get shifty.
20:57Oh, fuck you, Kate.
20:59Good job, guys.
21:03Plain is a huge competitor.
21:05I really hope my housemates know what they need to do.
21:08They're about to make us pack and everything grow.
21:11But I'm not going to grovel and plead for protection.
21:15I'm the HBIC.
21:16I don't lower myself.
21:18I'm not going to act like a commoner.
21:19Was it fun for you filling everyone up?
21:21It was definitely fun.
21:23Since we've been in this house, I haven't felt any man up like that.
21:28I've never dated, like, a reality TV person, you know?
21:30Yeah, I typically only like to date, like, supermodels.
21:36I just hope there's girls in this house on my back at the very least.
21:40Because New York has done this before, but this obviously, like, is so much more important to me to say
21:45than, like, it is for New York.
21:46These people are clamoring for money, for attention, which I am too, but it's more to me than just that.
21:53Like, growing up in a Russian-Jewish community where being a flamboyant gay boy was a big no-no is,
22:02you know, the biggest adversity that I've faced in my life.
22:04And I'm doing this to show him that, look at what we've become, you know, a strong fucking warrior.
22:11So I'm going to fight like hell to stay in this house, not just for me, but for that little
22:15kid.
22:15I need to say, like, over her, I'm sorry.
22:18And also, like, the person who left second last season was, like, some, like, old balding man.
22:24Richard Hatch!
22:25You nasty bastards and bitches!
22:29I don't think you should worry.
22:30You don't think so?
22:31No.
22:31Nah.
22:31I want Plane to stay.
22:34New York pissed me off this morning.
22:36Almost beat up the house because of her.
22:38So, duh, I'm going to banish New York.
22:40Are you bugging?
22:41My votes are easy.
22:44Moving forward, I think best case scenario, Plane goes home to Kat.
22:49Because New York is, like, kind of a floater and she's already butting his Adrita.
22:52Yeah.
22:54All right, so cheeseburger sauce, all the condiments, bring that out.
22:59I'm in a house with a bunch of jerk-offs that can't cook.
23:01So, cooking for me is part of my strategy.
23:04I mean, it's common fucking sense.
23:05You want to vote me out?
23:07You're going to starve to death.
23:11Thank you for cooking.
23:13I really appreciate it.
23:14Oh, you're welcome.
23:15Yeah.
23:17Johnny, your burger's ready!
23:18Did Kate say what she wanted?
23:21Drita said that Johnny's burger is ready, I think.
23:24Well, you better go get him.
23:25I don't want to go get him.
23:27Why?
23:27I'm scared to go over there.
23:28It's just weird energy.
23:30Do you want a burger?
23:31If you don't, you guys are going to have to tell me what you just want.
23:34You got to come out because I'm not your fucking servant.
23:37Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that.
23:40I think Drita is playing this game by clogging everyone's arteries.
23:45That's not the hostess with the mostess.
23:47That's the hostess that needs an exorcism.
23:49My hips are wider than they were before I walked in here, and I don't like that.
23:53So even though I'm up on the hit list, I will not be sitting down dining to any more of
23:59Drita's meals.
24:00You're supposed to cook with love and understanding and care.
24:04This ain't Alcatraz.
24:10So it's Plain in New York, yeah.
24:12The three up there want Plain out.
24:15They do?
24:15Mm-hmm.
24:16But I really love Plain Jane.
24:18Yeah.
24:19It's hard.
24:20We got to find out where the numbers lie.
24:23Yeah.
24:23The fact that they were going to put me up on, like, elimination, that is, like, fucking insane.
24:29Yes.
24:29There's a lot of power flexing going on when it comes to Johnny and Paul, and everybody's just sort of
24:35cowering to them.
24:36But I don't trust them.
24:38The only person I trust is me.
24:47Oh, and Tyson.
24:53What they did to me was so fucked up.
24:55It was.
24:56It was.
24:57And the fact that they still think you're with them after they ran you through that is wild.
25:04Yeah.
25:04So I think we're in a good position.
25:06We can go any direction we want.
25:08I think I might throw a party.
25:10You should.
25:11It'll be good for morale.
25:12The people in this house, they don't know who I really am.
25:15The hostess with the mostess.
25:17Hey.
25:17Did you have anything to do with that penis on the bed?
25:20I made a rocket ship.
25:22Have you ever seen one of these?
25:23Yes.
25:23It's a giant penis.
25:25That's right.
25:26I won.
25:27You wanted me gone.
25:28So guess what?
25:29I want to gloat and also force them to celebrate the fact that I'm safe.
25:34Everybody's going to have one.
25:36And that's how they know we're having a dick party.
25:38Cue the dicks.
25:40Oh, it's so cute.
25:41You get a dick.
25:42What a mess.
25:43You get a dick.
25:44Johnny feels like a good person to get a dick.
25:47You get a dick.
25:48Is that a penis?
25:49I'll blow that up.
25:50Ashley, calm down.
25:51If that's a penis, I'm good on it.
25:53He don't want no parts of this.
25:55I got my own.
25:55You're not confident in your sexuality.
25:58Can you at least find an outlet?
25:59For the pump.
26:00Now that Kate is out of the running, it's just really my worst nightmare.
26:04I'm not in trouble.
26:05I'm in trouble.
26:07I'm saying.
26:09There's like a...
26:09I really don't want to do it.
26:12Kate, you would bring a whole bunch of dicks to a party.
26:15Uh, yeah.
26:16I'm looking at them.
26:20Okay.
26:26Now, do you want to do a performance?
26:29I'm going to have to do a little burlesque, aren't I?
26:32Okay.
26:33Well, this...
26:33I'm very grateful because it's adding a little something to my party.
26:37Fantastic.
26:38I love this.
26:39It's a win-win.
26:39I know.
26:39And I count on your vote tomorrow, Kate.
26:41Well, let's just see how your performance goes.
26:43Yeah.
26:43Okay.
26:47After that pollen plane meltdown at the Hit List ceremony, it's clear people are making alliances
26:53behind my back.
26:54Can I please just do my makeup, guys?
26:56Seriously, like, this is really annoying.
26:57And I am stressed, to say the least.
27:00I don't know what's going on, but I assure you, I will find out.
27:07Tomorrow, when we have to vote for banishment, who are you leaning towards, New Yorker plane?
27:11Excuse me.
27:12Oh, coming through.
27:12Excuse me.
27:13Don't mind me.
27:14I don't know.
27:15What potentially?
27:17It's putting everyone in a really weird spot right now.
27:21My vote isn't anyone else's business, but my own.
27:25So, I'm keeping my cards really close to my chest, even if I don't know what those cards
27:31are.
27:32All right.
27:32Well, if you're here to give me information, I will take that.
27:35Mm-hmm.
27:36You don't feel comfortable sharing with me, huh?
27:38Hey.
27:40You don't?
27:41Hey.
27:41I don't even have a vote.
27:43Do you realize that?
27:45Yeah.
27:47So, I mean, if it comes down to, like, a tie, I think maybe it falls on me and Paul
27:51to, like, be the tiebreaker.
27:53Yeah, that's not how it works, actually.
27:54It works by time.
27:56So, if there's a tiebreaker, Kate wins.
28:00What are you talking about?
28:01I'm talking about the vote.
28:02Oh, okay.
28:03What the hell did you think I was talking about?
28:05Christine's not making sense about anything.
28:07You know, I was hoping me and Christine would maybe even flirt a little bit.
28:10I don't know, have a good conversation, but instead...
28:12I try my best to understand what you're saying,
28:15but you're just not being clear at all.
28:18Okay.
28:19She doesn't really know what's going on.
28:21I don't know how to vote.
28:23There's two and then one.
28:26I don't get it.
28:27Christine is just like...
28:29I feel like you want to tell me something, but you're like...
28:32I don't know.
28:34You don't know.
28:34I don't know who's behind the wheel of that car sometimes.
28:38I have no clue what's going on.
28:40There's no strategic conversations on our side of the house, that's for sure.
28:45I don't think she has her fingers on the pulse of the game.
28:49When I find out things, I'm just like, oh, wow.
28:51And people just take her as talking for just, like, talking.
28:56I'm throwing a small after party to celebrate.
28:58At the end of the party.
28:59It's good for morale.
29:00You know.
29:04Excuse me?
29:05Right?
29:05I think Christine just wants attention.
29:07Did you come up here to talk about something?
29:10Not going to lie.
29:10I'm still shocked I'm here.
29:12Like, slay.
29:25Are those real?
29:28Hey.
29:30I want to get sausage.
29:32Oh.
29:33How did you do?
29:33You're making so bad.
29:38Oh!
29:50Wow, you have a lot of facial hair for a woman.
29:54I take after you.
29:58Don't let Ashley steal your thunder.
30:00Oh, honey, I'm not done.
30:02My strategy is to put on a fabulous show tonight and hope and pray that the entertainment value
30:07that I bring to this house convinces everyone to let me stay.
30:11Now that everyone's gathered, I need to do my reveal.
30:15Can you help me lead everyone to the other side of the pool where you guys were?
30:19Because that's her grand finale.
30:21Okay.
30:22Plane needs to dance for her survival.
30:25And that's great for me because my party needs entertainment.
30:36I'm playing the penis party clown, and I'm here to fuck you bitches up.
30:40This is my campaign, baby.
30:43The time has come for me to lip sync for my life.
30:47Except I can't because this show can't afford real music.
30:51Here she comes!
30:52Oh, oh, oh!
30:54Oh!
30:58Oh, take it off, mama!
31:00Take it off!
31:02Oh, everybody!
31:06Live your dreams.
31:07Live your dreams.
31:08Careful, Paul.
31:09Seize the day!
31:10Seize the day!
31:11Oh, Jesus Christ.
31:26I don't know.
31:27I don't know.
31:27Remind me not to get in the pool.
31:30I went upstairs, took a nap.
31:31I came outside.
31:32Nakedness.
31:33Plane looks like a big sea monster.
31:37A titty creature from the ocean.
31:43It is demented.
31:45Come on!
31:46Sausage fast!
31:47Ashley!
31:50Wow.
31:51Tits everywhere.
31:52The biggest tits you ever saw in your life.
31:54It was terrifying.
31:56Can we get a little ice spice?
31:59I'm so sorry, grandma.
32:01Please do not watch this show.
32:04Look!
32:13Okay, so what book did you read last?
32:15I don't know if you've heard of this book before.
32:17It's called The Dictionary by Webster.
32:21It's a good book.
32:22There's a lot of words in it.
32:24Why is your vocabulary not better?
32:26My vocabulary's great.
32:27What does diction mean?
32:29My diction's all right.
32:31I feel like I have pretty good diction.
32:33You want anything from the kitchen?
32:34No, are you going back down?
32:35Yeah.
32:35Do you want chips?
32:36No, I'm okay, thank you.
32:37Do you want crackers?
32:39No, but I would like some tea about whether you think Ashley's going to try and fuck Johnny.
32:43Okay, I'm going to bed.
32:45Love you to death.
32:46You're going to go to bed without me?
32:48Was he on her...
32:49She was riding his back?
32:51Topless.
32:52Fuck.
32:55Fuck.
32:56Fuck.
32:57She can't resist this thing, baby.
32:59Do y'all want me to leave?
33:01Or something?
33:02Is he going to take her down once or twice, you think?
33:04Ew.
33:05I don't know how those Love Island people throw down.
33:09Where's Paul right now?
33:10Waiting to see where he's going to be able to go to sleep at.
33:13Give me fucking earplugs, bro.
33:14I ain't listening to this bullshit.
33:16No, get out of here.
33:16I don't want to see this grab ass between my roommates.
33:19I don't want to be in the splash zone.
33:22God damn it.
33:24Where's my fucking eye goggles?
33:26I don't want to see or hear none of this bullshit.
33:37Shut up.
33:39I mean, y'all would want to have a good time with Johnny Middlebrooks, too,
33:43if you were stuck in a bedroom with them 24-7.
33:51You ready for battle now?
34:06I guess my beard doesn't stop me from getting a man.
34:14Oh, God, what have we done?
34:26Y'all putting me in the cuck bed?
34:29You're doing bad things to me.
34:47Were you at the same party I was last night?
34:49No, I didn't attend.
34:50I stayed home.
34:51I felt like it was out of my range of morals.
34:55Your titties were out.
34:59So, how was last night?
35:02Yeah, I enjoyed myself last night.
35:04How you doing, Ashley?
35:06I guess we had a good time last night.
35:08I guess so.
35:09I guess so.
35:11Do you think anyone else knows what happened?
35:14Did everyone see us make an owl?
35:17I thought it was pretty secretive.
35:20Can you take my contact out of my eyeball?
35:23I don't want to think about it.
35:24Now I am thinking about it.
35:26It's nice.
35:28Was that when it sounded like Ashley was getting stabbed?
35:32This is some cougar on cub action, honey,
35:35because I know Ashley is at least twice Johnny's age.
35:40Oh, definitely Johnny and Ashley were like for sure banging.
35:45What have I done?
35:50First of all, you look fab.
35:52So, so fab.
35:53Well, it, you know, I wasn't really certain what to wear.
35:55I need at least four votes to stay.
35:58And I'm pretty sure that I can count on Tyson and the girls,
36:01but I just want to check in with the ladies to make sure.
36:05I'm a drag queen, honey.
36:06We don't play games.
36:07We pop puss.
36:08I need a majority vote.
36:10You are genuinely one of the few people that I have like genuinely connected with.
36:14Yeah, I have too.
36:16But also like, that's why I was so confused when all that stuff was happening with like Paul.
36:21And I was like, was there alliances?
36:23Plain and I have an amazing connection,
36:26but I'm pretty sure that Plain and Paul and that whole side of the house is already working together.
36:33I think it's going to be our biggest competition on that side.
36:36Ideally, Plain goes home right now.
36:38So maybe if I keep New York, I have a better chance of working with her.
36:42I don't feel as though I'm in an alliance.
36:44See, this is where I'm really confused.
36:46I don't like,
36:50I don't know.
36:55You get that, right?
36:57Like,
37:02What are you thinking?
37:04Are you voting to keep me, Christine?
37:06Cause you better be.
37:07So you're, you're good with me.
37:09You are good with me.
37:10But don't let anyone else know that.
37:12Yeah.
37:12Okay.
37:13I think I'm done talking to you.
37:14But I love you.
37:15No.
37:18So what?
37:19It's going to be a split decision?
37:20No.
37:20I'm still in.
37:21Okay, cool.
37:22Either way, it doesn't matter.
37:23We have the numbers.
37:24We have it.
37:24Then I'm just going to lay down.
37:25The people that have a vote tonight are Kate, Christine, Drita, Ashley, and me and Tom.
37:31Ashley's going to vote to banish Plain because that's what Johnny and Paul want.
37:35But then Drita, after the blow up with New York, is definitely going to banish New York.
37:39And Christine probably wants to keep playing, which means Tom and I will get to decide who of those two
37:47actually leaves the house.
37:50Do you want to do more competition-type shows?
37:53I just want to expand my horizons, like, beyond just the world of Drag Race.
37:58Like, that's, that's what I want to do.
38:00So that's really, really good that you're here.
38:02I hope so.
38:03And everybody's going to be so happy for you.
38:04All the queens.
38:06And I know you love the girls.
38:07I know you always support the girls.
38:08That's really why I wish it was anybody but us up.
38:11Like, you know?
38:14Oh, that's okay.
38:15I'm super political.
38:17You and I are choosing who goes home.
38:19What?
38:20Yeah.
38:21For real?
38:21Yeah, I guess.
38:23Meaning, like, like...
38:24You and I in the middle.
38:27Oh.
38:27To me, it feels pretty normal to have all the power, but Tom, I bet, is riding so high.
38:33My T levels are rising.
38:35Really?
38:35Yeah.
38:35Yeah.
38:36That's making my T levels rise.
38:38Which is making mine rise even more.
38:42My T levels are raising right now, dude.
38:45Wow.
38:49I just wanted to talk to you to see where, where your head is at.
38:53I'll tell you, it's, for me, I'm not guaranteed loyalty to New York.
38:59Because, frankly, what does that do for my game?
39:05I just want to talk to the people that I, I hope strongly consider, like, having my back.
39:09I strongly, strongly am.
39:11Strongly, thank you.
39:16I'm not really feeling good about this banishment.
39:19I'm seeing plane talking to Kate, and it's making me paranoid.
39:23Because Kate is such a fly-by-night.
39:26It has been a pleasure to be here in the house with you, and I'd be so happy if you
39:29stayed.
39:31Yeah.
39:34I...
39:35So, fuck you.
39:36What you said earlier really hurt my feelings.
39:39When you called my guest house an outhouse.
39:41Shit.
39:42That's right.
39:42You do that on purpose.
39:43My roommate hate me.
39:45Do you understand?
39:46She is leaving smudges.
39:48What is that tanning lotion you using?
39:50I'm not that tanning.
39:51Everything, just all over the place.
39:52She hate me.
39:53She want me gone.
39:53I'm glad you're finally getting the hint.
39:55This is my roommate.
39:56Do you understand?
39:56You motherfuckers chose this spot where I'm sleeping.
40:00Drita, you're the rudest person in this house.
40:03I never heard nobody call me to a barbecue saying,
40:06I'm not your fucking servant.
40:07What the fuck do you want to eat?
40:09New York is popping off left and right, but I'm certainly not going to stop her,
40:12because firstly, I'm entertained.
40:13And secondly, honey, I'm going to let her dig her own grave here.
40:16I already know who you voting for.
40:18A plane feeling safe and good.
40:20That's why you car laying over here.
40:23I don't know what the hell's going on.
40:24You might as well land on the runway, because I know this is your landing street.
40:28I hate all of these people.
40:30All of them.
40:32That broke my heart.
40:34It hurt my heart.
40:35Oh my goodness.
40:51Are you crying?
40:58Do you have privacy?
41:00You said you hated me, so go.
41:02I was being sarcastic.
41:04The reason it's funny is because it's so not true.
41:07I've always been such a loner, and I think those emotions came about because I had to build such a
41:15bubble of protection.
41:16Because for the most part, kids used to team up against me.
41:22So to this day, if something's bothering me, or if somebody's annoying me, I just feel really, really triggered.
41:28Because the rest of the schoolyard would pick on me for being different, maybe looking different, sounding different.
41:35I was always, like, alienated.
41:38But I understand that today's...
41:41Well, what's done is done.
41:42I mean, at this point.
41:44And I used to feel so...
41:51It used to be so hard.
41:53Because it was a constant picking on.
41:57Constant.
41:58But I knew, like, not to give in.
42:01Like, to stay true to myself.
42:05Because when you know that's who you are, how else are you gonna be but yourself?
42:12No.
42:12This is me.
42:13This is my life.
42:15This ain't nothing.
42:18The hit list?
42:19It's a thing.
42:20But it's child's play compared to my life.
42:24You know what, New York?
42:25I'm actually flattered that you even care.
42:31I don't know which way tonight's banishment is gonna go.
42:34If I base it on my gut, it's gonna be a landslide for a plane to stay.
42:41But who cares?
42:42I'm gonna do what I want.
42:44I don't wanna be in this house of assholes without you.
42:48I want New York to stay.
42:50I love being roommates with you.
42:52I hope that we have many more nights of laying in bed and not talking to each other.
42:57Should we have a safe word?
43:02Villains!
43:03What?
43:04It's time to get ready for the banishment ceremony.
43:09I'll get up in a second.
43:16Going into this banishment ceremony, I feel like I do have the majority on my side.
43:21I'm not ready to go home.
43:22This is my dream.
43:23And this is something that's really, really important for visibility.
43:26Not just for myself, but for my community.
43:29Okay, everyone.
43:30Head through the bookcase.
43:31Just remember to open it first, you geniuses.
43:34No matter what.
43:37Сейчас всю ночь я королева.
43:51Right over here.
43:52Oh, hi, guys.
43:54Hey, Joel.
43:54Hey, Joel.
43:55Thank you for being here.
43:57Nice.
43:58Nice.
43:58Wow, gloves.
43:59Yeah.
43:59All right, Tom.
44:01Tyson.
44:01Nice to see you.
44:02Okay.
44:04Villains, welcome back to the stronghold.
44:06New York, plain Jane.
44:08One of you will be banished from the house of villains and will miss out on a chance at $200
44:13,000.
44:15And I just want to say, if any gays are watching, this is not my fault.
44:20Listen, community, I know you're so upset tonight.
44:23But please, please do not flood Johnny's DMs with harsh messages because I wouldn't want that.
44:34Johnny, you are the supervillain.
44:36Please, take your throne.
44:45Paul, you are the right hand of the supervillain.
44:48Please, sit on Johnny's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.
44:52I mean, stand next to Johnny.
44:54Just stand next to him.
44:56New York, plain Jane, you are up for banishment.
44:59So, please be careful, but take your chairs.
45:04There you go.
45:07Johnny, I know you're wearing evil gloves now.
45:10I am.
45:12That's what he used when he fists himself.
45:14Good God.
45:16Okay.
45:19Plain Jane.
45:20New York.
45:21It is time to make your final pleas.
45:23Plain Jane.
45:24Getting to know each and every one of you, you made me feel comfortable enough in my skin to lower
45:30my walls.
45:31You know, my uterine walls collapsed.
45:34I'm doing this for something beyond $200,000.
45:36I'm doing this for the little boy that was, you know, picked on for being different.
45:41All right now.
45:42All right now.
45:42So, I implore you tonight, villains, please do not take my dream away from me.
45:50Oh, my gosh.
45:51Damn.
45:56That was beautifully said.
45:57I respect it.
45:59I respect it.
45:59For real.
46:01New York.
46:02Let her rip.
46:04Plain Jane has been a wonderful woman to me and the rest of the house because she's smart.
46:11And she has the ability to make it to the final.
46:16Do I?
46:17Not really.
46:19I had my chance at the $200,000 twice.
46:23I never know what's going on and the challenges.
46:27I'm just here because the house loves me.
46:30That's all I have.
46:31But Plain Jane?
46:33Oh, my goodness.
46:35She can take it home, y'all.
46:37So, it depends on how you want to work the cards.
46:41Well, guys, it is time to vote.
46:46Drita, you are up first.
46:48Please go to the voting booth.
46:51New York is very savvy.
46:54It's in her fucking name.
46:56And if these villains want to fall for this, they're really stupid.
47:02Does your ass fit in it?
47:05Just barely.
47:08New York?
47:09Yeah?
47:10How you doing?
47:11We've been here before.
47:12We've been here a few other times.
47:14This is very difficult for me for so many reasons.
47:18Tom?
47:20Johnny and Paul want us to vote.
47:23Plain Jane out.
47:26I'm torn because they are not to be trusted.
47:29They're both fucking liabilities.
47:31So, it could be the time to flip.
47:36It's time to say goodbye.
47:41Bye.
47:42All right, everyone.
47:43Votes are in.
47:45The second villain to be banished from the house with a vote of five to one is...
47:57Plain Jane.
48:03I hope all of these bitches fucking suffer.
48:06And I hope that they all get fucking yeast infections in their vaginas and pee holes.
48:12Rotten hell villains!
48:14All right, Johnny. Do your thing.
48:16See you later, bitches.
48:18Yeah, Plain. Kick rocks with your socks off.
48:28They're idiots.
48:30I feel betrayed by Christine.
48:33I feel betrayed by Kate.
48:35I feel betrayed by Tyson.
48:37That really gagged me.
48:39And I hope you all rot in the depths of hell.
48:43AKA your respective fucking senior homes that you're headed to shortly after you leave this motherfucking house.
48:48You geriatric, wrinkly, botched fucks.
48:53Except for New York and Rita.
48:55Those two girls are lovely.
49:00Next, on House of Villains.
49:02Five to one. I didn't think it was gonna be like that.
49:04It's just like a three-person podium of power and control over there.
49:09Mm-hmm.
49:11Grab your headphones and ball gags and let's play a game.
49:15What?
49:16Bring the thing over here. Bring it to me.
49:19Uh-uh.
49:20It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging.
49:22Tyson, there's little Easter eggs in you plants.
49:26What do you have to offer me?
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