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00:15Previously on The Valley.
00:17Cheers to the beautiful babies.
00:18Yes.
00:19You don't know what you want.
00:20We don't know either.
00:21I say 404.
00:22How about one more?
00:25You're gorgeous.
00:27I don't know.
00:27I just feel like it could work.
00:28Cheers.
00:30Ha, honey.
00:31Brandon is, like, very emotionally stable.
00:34You have no idea how sexy that is.
00:39This summer, Brittany had a pool party.
00:42Kristen's, Brittany, why is she here?
00:44She doesn't deserve to be here.
00:45She's on too many of my friends.
00:48Yeah.
00:48I left in tears.
00:50Haven't felt like that since seventh grade.
00:53How are things between Michelle and Lacey?
00:56I don't know where that's going to go, to be honest with you.
00:58Listen, I don't want to fight with anyone.
00:59I'm like, all I need is a divorce, and I'm done.
01:03I'm all right.
01:06I'm all right.
01:09Everything is all right.
01:12Everything's all right.
01:15I'm all right.
01:27Ready for the pool with Daddy?
01:29Come, Joe.
01:31Woo!
01:33Dad, do your funny thing.
01:35Uh-oh.
01:37Need it.
01:45I'm glad you came back.
01:47Me too.
01:48But, Bert, I'm going to tell you, eventually I'm going to meet somebody.
01:50I'm going to ask her to move in.
01:51Yeah.
01:52If I'm lucky, make some babies.
01:54Mm-hmm.
01:55Baby.
01:56Thought I was dreaming when I woke up.
01:58Don't forgive me if I don't take it serious.
02:01Thought I heard you call my name like you knew me.
02:04Don't make me laugh and treat you like a groupie.
02:08How do you feel?
02:10About what?
02:11About what?
02:12I don't know either.
02:14Life.
02:14The Simpency was actually really fun.
02:17I'll be honest.
02:18I didn't see Schwartz and Michelle getting flirty on my bingo card.
02:22So were they flirty?
02:24Yeah.
02:25They, like, agreed to have a night out in WeHo.
02:29What does Jesse think?
02:31Um...
02:31Does he care?
02:32There would be a fly on that wall.
02:35This group is so weird.
02:37It is.
02:38I can't believe we have to go to another party tomorrow.
02:41Law was talking to Nia and I, obviously, about Janet coming.
02:46And I was just like, why is this even a conversation?
02:48We're having Sosa's birthday party.
02:51Janet will be there tomorrow.
02:53I have no interest in conversing with Janet.
02:56We're going to a one-year-old's birthday party.
02:59Wrong place, wrong day, wrong time.
03:01There you go.
03:07You know, I'm really patient.
03:08I don't want to push it.
03:09But I just feel that we've been neglecting ourselves and our relationship.
03:16Since we haven't, like, had time to us without her around.
03:24Um...
03:25Would you rather, like, us have a night in and have her, like, at Brittany's house or have a babysitter
03:32here and we go out?
03:35Like, my fourth trimester literally ended two days ago.
03:40I'm not just, like, date night, give her to a babysitter.
03:44Life is back to normal.
03:46You know, like, we haven't had, like, intimacy has been an issue for us.
03:55And I'd like to, like, start moving the direction of getting back to, you know, our old sex life.
04:04You want me to be honest?
04:06Yes, of course.
04:08But I hate that idea.
04:11Okay.
04:13Yeah, I just feel, like, really attached to her.
04:17I absolutely understand Luke's needs.
04:20And my therapist said, like, what is 15 minutes out of your day, Kristen?
04:24But the actual thought of sex, I just pushed a baby out of my vagina.
04:32My head's just not there.
04:34Like, try to get back into the motion because happy parents make happy babies.
04:38And I feel more like I just my daughter off to a friend's house so we could, like, that's how
04:43it would feel.
04:48It's a girl, I can't feel this, yeah.
04:50I just thought the first time, baby, girl, I like your style.
04:58Hola.
04:59Hey.
05:00Where's my little babies?
05:01I'm in the sensory room.
05:02Come look.
05:04What is that?
05:05They have this at his occupational therapy.
05:07Oh, that's so cool.
05:08So, like, he gets inside of it and it's a swing.
05:10That's so cool.
05:11I recently changed Cruz's playroom into a sensory room.
05:14So it has all the things to help him regulate whenever he's feeling overwhelmed or anything like that.
05:19Like, basically everything that they would have at OT, I have in here as well.
05:23And, of course, the trampoline.
05:24Oh, I love this thing, too.
05:25Drunk Zach would love that.
05:27Once he's, like, jumping on a trampoline or doing all these different things that makes him feel good,
05:31he's more inclined to listen and learn, such as working on speech and different things like that.
05:37And he loves it.
05:39Look, Uncle Zach's here.
05:40Look.
05:41Hey, buddy.
05:42Oh, no.
05:44Go get it.
05:45Ready?
05:46He's been jumping all day at the park, so he can have iPad time.
05:50Come here, look.
05:52There's Zach!
05:54Yeah.
05:55It sounded like you said Zach.
05:55Oh, my God.
05:56That was...
05:56Did you say Zach?
05:58Did you say Zach?
05:59No.
06:02It almost sounded like you said I did.
06:04Did you say Zach?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Cruz is so happy.
06:08He is more social.
06:09He's going up to everybody, wanting them to pick him up.
06:13Bloody.
06:15And a lot of it is because Jax's negative energy is not around.
06:21So Benji just got back into town.
06:23Mm-hmm.
06:24How is it going?
06:25Benji's, of course, like, happy to be back.
06:28Yeah.
06:29And we need to just apply for a different type of visa.
06:32Benji is the perfect complement because I allow him to be his self, and he allows me to be myself.
06:39It truly made me think, wow, I want to be with this guy forever.
06:47Do you guys talk about kids or anything like that?
06:50That's, like, a non-negotiable for Benji because he wants kids so bad.
06:54Yeah.
06:54And he's already started to call agencies, but surrogacy is, like, $200,000 or something.
07:00And here's the thing.
07:01It's not that I don't want kids.
07:02It's that I never saw myself having kids.
07:06You need to think about it.
07:07I need to get mentally there.
07:08Yeah.
07:08I mean, it is a lifelong commitment.
07:10Yeah.
07:10So do you like babies?
07:15Some of them are, like, kind of cute.
07:18Well, let's change topics because I also, speaking of that, I am a little worried.
07:23Like, I know I haven't met Brandon yet.
07:25Mm-hmm.
07:26And I know you guys just got back from Cabo.
07:30Yeah.
07:30And I'd love to see you smiling happy.
07:32And if we're being honest, sexually satisfied, okay?
07:37Like, that's, like, that is very important.
07:39I want those.
07:39But, like, it is moving far too fast.
07:42No, I feel like it definitely seems like it's moving faster because I've known him for so long.
07:47And it's almost like we picked up from years ago.
07:50But I am really still focusing on me.
07:53I like him.
07:54He makes me feel good.
07:55And he's a good person.
07:56And we have fun together.
07:58He has two baby mamas, though.
08:00Right.
08:00But the good thing about Brandon is that he told me everything.
08:04Like, he did not lie about anything.
08:08Do you not see some of the similarities with Jax?
08:15No, not at all.
08:16He is, like, not confrontational at all.
08:20Oh, my God.
08:21Brittany, why?
08:22Why can't you see this for what it is?
08:24He has three kids by two different women.
08:27Drama with both.
08:28He doesn't even live here.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:30This is a recipe for disaster.
08:32I'm talking about, like, that personality that's able to manipulate you, captivate you, pull you in, get what he wants,
08:41and then move on.
08:44He asked me, like, to be his girlfriend.
08:48I was like, I'm not ready for that just yet.
08:50No, ever since we've known each other, it's, you're in the relationship, you're in the next relationship, you're in the
08:55next relationship.
08:56But I've been single for almost two years now.
08:58No, absolutely not.
09:00There was people that you were, you're still rebounding.
09:04No.
09:05You're just missing that shot a lot.
09:08No.
09:09Zach means well.
09:10He's just coming at me a little aggressive.
09:12The denial that you have is insane.
09:15I literally just came out of a very controlling relationship, and I do not want any man to try to
09:21fill that space.
09:22Just, like, back off.
09:24Like, let me live.
09:30Coming up.
09:31Do you want me to hold her, and you go up to the guy?
09:34Wait, what's the other one?
09:35The lifeguard.
09:36I'll catch you later, at nap time.
09:51Hi.
09:52You want to see your party?
09:54Oh, my gosh, it looks so...
09:55How amazing does this look?
09:57Looks amazing.
09:58Look how adorable this is.
10:01I want to see what she's like in the ball pit.
10:05You're so big in there.
10:07She loves it.
10:08Lifeguard is hot.
10:11Hi, what's your name?
10:12Elijah.
10:13Elijah and Wawa.
10:14Nice to meet you, Lala.
10:15Thank you for coming today.
10:16Yes.
10:17How old are you?
10:18I'm 34, yeah.
10:19Very nice, you're very handsome.
10:21You're welcome.
10:22This is a huge milestone.
10:25When I gave birth to Sosa, and she was, like, in human form, and I could, like, put a face
10:30to this thought that I've had for so many years, and she just completed the family.
10:35It just felt so right.
10:36He is hot.
10:37I'm about to move him into the house, Lise.
10:40I will just trot off to Palm Springs and adios.
10:46Hi, Schwartzy.
10:48You brought delicious mocktails for us.
10:50Let's get a little drunky and maybe have a little bumpy.
10:54That's my game plan.
10:56Oh, my God, Lala.
10:58Schwartzy, you're going to die.
11:00Is that not the cutest thing you've ever seen?
11:02That tiny little face?
11:05Pants were a bad idea today.
11:07It's not as hot as it has been.
11:09It's only 90.
11:10This looks amazing.
11:11Absolutely amazing.
11:13Hi, welcome.
11:14Hi, beautiful.
11:16Happy birthday.
11:17How are you feeling?
11:18Good.
11:19You're not nervous?
11:19A little, but...
11:21A little.
11:21I think if...
11:22It feels really good energy in here.
11:24It's always good energy at this house.
11:26You know this.
11:27Going into Sosa's birthday, I am very nervous to see everybody that I haven't been on the
11:32best terms with.
11:33Yes, do fuck you accountable.
11:35Hi.
11:36I've heard you can't stand.
11:38How are you?
11:39I'm solid.
11:40Good.
11:40Just chilling.
11:41Flirting with the taco stand.
11:42Oh, I thought you were going to say flirting with Lala.
11:43No.
11:44We'll do that later.
11:46You excited?
11:47This is nice.
11:49Have you been here before?
11:49No, but this is right down the street from that house.
11:51We looked at Jasmine.
11:53How beautiful, girl.
11:55This is beautiful.
11:56Oh, my gosh.
11:58She's, like, pretty.
11:59Like, she has, like, a pretty face.
12:01How are you?
12:02So good to see you.
12:03Congratulations to you guys.
12:04So good to see you, too.
12:04So good to see you, too.
12:06One.
12:06This is the newest one.
12:07Adelaide.
12:08Yeah, look at that smile.
12:11Look at that smile.
12:14It's a hot one.
12:15I'm sorry.
12:16So bright.
12:17Hey.
12:18Hey.
12:21I'm going to go say hi.
12:23Make your big appearance.
12:26How's everything been?
12:27Fine.
12:28I saw there was a sipping soon.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Not for me.
12:31I sipped.
12:32I saw none.
12:34Last summer was tough, and it felt like our whole friend group kind of got torn apart.
12:38All the big here.
12:40We should have a photo of all of them just, like, next to each other.
12:43We're all so awkward to be in the same room together, and I don't want to feel like that
12:48anymore.
12:49Turn around.
12:50Hey, bud.
12:51How can we fix this so, at the very least, we can have some peace in the group?
12:56All right.
12:56Where's dad?
12:57I just want to stay away from this as much drama as I can today for as long as I
13:00can.
13:01Hey, babies.
13:02If there's tension in the room, I don't notice it.
13:05All right.
13:06We got the shot.
13:07Maybe it'll be a big thing on her end.
13:08Oh, it's awkward.
13:09Not for me.
13:10Don't notice.
13:11Not on my radar.
13:12Don't think about her.
13:14Hi, everybody.
13:15Hi, baby.
13:16Rosie's here.
13:17Okay.
13:18So handsome.
13:21He's so big.
13:22I know.
13:22He's so fast.
13:24I know.
13:24Hey, how are you?
13:25So adorable.
13:26Oh, thanks.
13:28Hey, Luke.
13:29Hey, hey.
13:29How are you?
13:30Good.
13:31Do you want me to hold her and you go up to the guy?
13:34I like the big...
13:34Wait, what guy?
13:35The lifeguard.
13:36Do you know him?
13:37I don't know him.
13:38I'm about to know him, though.
13:42I'm kind of nervous.
13:45Hi.
13:45I know we're at my daughter's first birthday, but is it weird if I have you take my numbers
13:49out?
13:49If it weren't my daughter's first birthday party, I would probably go have a quickie.
13:55I'll catch you later at nap time.
13:58Can I sit here?
13:59Yeah, please.
13:59Is this your purse?
14:00Yeah.
14:01Is it?
14:01With a loop of a loop?
14:01No, no.
14:02It's new.
14:04I asked Michelle on a date yesterday.
14:05I'm like, same old.
14:06That's how rumors are started.
14:08Please.
14:08Yeah, what?
14:09Just kidding.
14:09What do you think the love of her life is?
14:11I've seen you with somebody in their late 20s.
14:13That's just like free spirit and easy going.
14:16Someone who wants to live, laugh, love like we're going to do.
14:18I think I underestimated Michelle.
14:20I thought she was kind of like this meager, kind of quiet, soft-spoken person.
14:25But she's kind of a baddie.
14:27By the way, I got a little buzz.
14:30She's kind of a milf.
14:31Ooh.
14:32You know what I mean.
14:33I don't.
14:34Let's s***.
14:36Can I just get a little plate of whatever meat is the least spicy and a little rice, please?
14:42Okay.
14:42Hello, dog.
14:43Two days in a row.
14:44Let's go.
14:45I feel spoiled.
14:46Hey, how are you?
14:47It looks so good.
14:48Yeah, I do find myself living vicariously through you guys.
14:51Yeah.
14:51At events like this, I get a little, a little sad.
14:54Yeah.
14:54Wait, how did you guys meet?
14:56Church.
14:57You did?
14:57My heart deep down is, you know, a man of faith and I love to serve and I do that
15:03type
15:04of things.
15:04Like, that's what I got to start doing and find someone who has the same heart.
15:07And then you met Nia.
15:08And is gorgeous and a freak in the sheets.
15:12And God was like, done.
15:13He blessed you.
15:15Nia Sanchez on a flat.
15:17Ouch.
15:18Yeah.
15:19Jack came over last night.
15:21How was it?
15:22He was talking about Brandon and, you know, he's just worried that I'm moving too fast.
15:26I don't know, I kind of felt like attacked a little bit the way he was coming at me.
15:29I talked to Brandon about it.
15:30I was like, people are like worried because you do have a lot of baggage.
15:33No one goes without baggage, really.
15:35Nobody's baggage compares to Jax Taylor.
15:38Like, let's be real.
15:39We're on the same level.
15:40Come on now.
15:42Thank you so much.
15:43Watch this.
15:44We can do this all day.
15:45It never gets old.
15:47You're playing fetch with him.
15:48I'm just as entertained.
15:51Good boy, Tom.
15:54Hi, hi.
15:55Hey.
15:55I don't want to bug you while you're eating, but.
15:57No, you're good.
15:57You have a sec.
15:59You're good, you're good.
16:00Like, feel free to keep eating.
16:04I just wanted to talk because I feel like things haven't been 100% or like great with us.
16:10I want you to know that you mean a lot to me.
16:13And I wanted to apologize again for really just speaking on stuff that I wasn't involved in.
16:20Yes.
16:21I don't know if this is the time to do it here, but like, I think that there's like a
16:24bigger, larger conversation that we need to have to get to the real group.
16:27Yeah.
16:28Like what happened between us.
16:29You have brought things up.
16:30I'm mind blowing right now.
16:31And use Jasmine's name.
16:33Jasmine heard that you take your ring off sometimes at bar.
16:35Never.
16:36Our friendship hasn't been the same.
16:38Like, we don't talk at all.
16:39I didn't even realize at the time, like, why am I so like mad?
16:43And like, I just started therapy.
16:45Like, thank God.
16:46And this was like one of the things that I was like, I feel really unresolved and bothered by this
16:49situation.
16:50Like, Jasmine's always been awesome.
16:54Okay.
16:54Okay.
16:57Therapy has been a big help.
16:58One of the things I'm really diving into is like, I realized last year I was using a lot of
17:02words that the intention was to hurt.
17:04And so I'm really diving into that with my therapist to say like, how can we work through that where
17:09I can express myself and communicate without using hurtful language.
17:12My whole mind was like, this friendship is dead.
17:15It's done.
17:16Like, I had a funeral for you in my brain.
17:18Like, the thought that like, I know before you would have been at my wedding.
17:22Like, and I'm thinking now I'm like, oh, it's not going to be at my wedding.
17:24That's crazy.
17:28The one thing that I will say, like, I would hope we could have some resolution on is like, our
17:32conversation at the beach last year was really tough.
17:35Jenna, you have been a ass friend.
17:37You are vibe killer.
17:39You're exhausting.
17:40You give parent energy and I'm done with it.
17:42Do you have any sort of though, like, understanding that like, an apology would be nice for like, all the
17:47you called me that day?
17:50I was heated because literally I have you two coming at me.
17:53And I guess I was heated when I blocked and everything I've done.
17:56Okay, that's fine.
17:57You know, same thing.
17:59So, maybe some space is good.
18:02It's like Janet's just Janet-ing.
18:04Enough is enough.
18:05I guess therapy's really working for you.
18:09I'll let you enjoy your tacos.
18:11Yes, I'm actually done.
18:13All right.
18:14It's like a test flies all over you.
18:17Yeah.
18:28Oh, yeah, girl.
18:30Isabella, you are the star.
18:32Do you know that?
18:32She keeps coming up to me.
18:34She's loving.
18:35Wait, how do you feel being here?
18:37I feel okay.
18:37Being with everybody.
18:38Jasmine and I talked a little bit.
18:39It was okay.
18:40Oh, you talked to Jasmine?
18:41I told her kind of I would follow her lead.
18:44I just wish everybody could just get along.
18:46Me too.
18:47And be in Wonderland.
18:49These are nice.
18:51The funny part, she's like, don't take a bonus.
18:53I hate it.
18:54If she wants to waste her money on expensive stuff for your kid, why not?
18:57Can't be bottom?
18:57Yeah.
18:58Oh, I thought can't be bottom the whole time.
19:00Isabella, careful.
19:05Hello, hello.
19:06Welcome aboard.
19:08Do I have to buckle up or no?
19:12Hello, hello.
19:12Welcome to the Aviator.
19:13How are you?
19:14Good.
19:14How are you?
19:15Good.
19:16We're sitting on the aisle seats.
19:18Just like a real flight.
19:19Yeah, you said you have to buckle up, though.
19:20Yeah, no, that's not happening.
19:21Okay.
19:23What are we thinking?
19:24I'm going to have Grey Goose
19:27barely dirty.
19:28Barely dirty.
19:28Barely dirty.
19:29Got you.
19:30I would like my martini dirty.
19:32Dirty martini.
19:32Yes.
19:33Like him.
19:33We're going to try.
19:35And the Brussels sprouts, yeah.
19:36You got it, boys.
19:37I'll be right back.
19:37Yeah, thank you.
19:38You're welcome.
19:40What happened to Jasmine?
19:41I thought it was like a...
19:42So last night, Jasmine calls me,
19:44and she's like,
19:45Lala invited me to the party today.
19:48I would love for you to come to Sosa's birthday tomorrow.
19:51Appreciate that.
19:52So we have now become not good enough.
19:56And Lala's good enough.
19:57Right.
19:58Okay.
19:58The sip and see in general was just like,
20:00I felt like we had all entered another dimension,
20:03and like things were happening,
20:04and I was like,
20:05what is going on?
20:06I was actually kind of nervous arriving with Lacey.
20:09I had like sweaty mustache,
20:10and I'm like,
20:11what's going to happen right now?
20:13We have a long backstory, Lacey and I.
20:15We were...
20:16You were 21.
20:17She was like 23 or 24.
20:20Yeah, and I was like 30,
20:21and we were like texting all day,
20:24every day for years until I met Michelle,
20:27and we didn't reconnect for 10 years.
20:29We both have kids,
20:31so we're just like the most in-the-moment relationship
20:34I've ever been.
20:35The thing about Lacey and I is I feel like we're equals,
20:39and when it comes to like conversation,
20:42intellect,
20:42with Michelle,
20:44I always felt like she wasn't participating.
20:47She was just like kind of there for the ride.
20:50Lacey did say that she was very nice.
20:54If I had pearls,
20:55I would have grabbed them.
20:56I was floored that they were talking,
20:58and neither one of them swung.
21:02Lacey's trying to make the steps
21:04to create that modern family
21:07because, you know,
21:08I know how important it is for Isabella
21:10when she sees the two of us together.
21:12I thought everything was like the Twilight Zone,
21:14but then I saw Michelle and Tom talking,
21:16and I was like,
21:19like, Tom,
21:20you don't,
21:20like, why are you doing that?
21:22I forget who it was that said something to me.
21:25They were like,
21:26oh,
21:27Schwartz and Michelle should get together,
21:30and then you, Schwartz,
21:32Lacey, and Michelle
21:33can start hanging out together.
21:35But I went to Schwartz and Michelle individually,
21:37and I was like,
21:38you guys should get together.
21:39No!
21:40That's like the blind leading the blind.
21:42I don't like it.
21:47Can we put this knife
21:49over there for a sec?
21:52Dude, Tom,
21:52I gotta tell you something.
21:53Tom is super warm.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Kristen and I
21:56hooked up for the first time.
21:57That's a super seat?
21:58No, we're okay here.
21:59I don't know.
22:00I'm not a woman,
22:01but from what I hear,
22:02not comfortable in your own skin
22:03after you have a kid,
22:04post-mortem,
22:05all this stuff,
22:05so that's a beautiful thing.
22:07Post-mortem?
22:07No, sir.
22:10You okay?
22:11You getting warm?
22:12So,
22:14what's been cooking
22:15with you and Michelle?
22:16Dude, nothing.
22:18What do you mean nothing?
22:20It's nothing.
22:20Hi, Brett.
22:21You're going to...
22:22Sorry, Cruz is running around.
22:23Cruz, see!
22:24Look, there's Uncle Tom.
22:25He wants to swim,
22:26for sure.
22:27He can swim really good, actually.
22:30Hi, baby.
22:31Hi, babe.
22:32Yes?
22:32Let me see the little nugget.
22:33And I love when that happens,
22:35when they don't even fight it.
22:37That's great.
22:38I feel so, like, weird
22:39even talking to you about this,
22:40but I do want to find, like,
22:42level ground for you and Janet.
22:44Huh.
22:45I love Janet.
22:47She is a wonderful person.
22:48There are things she does
22:49where I'm like,
22:50you went too far,
22:51but guess what else?
22:52I've gone too far at times,
22:53and I would hope
22:53that people would forgive me.
22:55So I'm really hoping
22:56that they can slowly, like,
22:58make amends.
22:59It's just a lot of damage
23:00that has been done,
23:01and it's like,
23:02do you really have a change of mind?
23:03Or is it just performative
23:04to, like, get along
23:05in this group space?
23:06I don't know.
23:07I'm advocating for the devil
23:08with a Christian woman.
23:09I mean, I don't like Janet.
23:12Do you think we can just hang out
23:13and talk at a table
23:14and everything will be great?
23:15Like, I don't really know.
23:19It's not Southern.
23:21No.
23:21You get it?
23:21No.
23:22Give me the tailing.
23:24Code in.
23:25Hi.
23:25Hi.
23:26Are you having an amazing day?
23:27I'm having the best day,
23:28and it's about to be
23:30even more amazing.
23:31Oh, great.
23:32For me.
23:33Why?
23:34I have me outside
23:35who's willing to build a bridge.
23:38Really?
23:41Just hear her out.
23:42I'm happy to hear her out.
23:43I'm happy to hear her out.
23:45All right.
23:45Come this way.
23:46I come bearing a Janet.
23:48Ever heard of one?
23:50Hi.
23:51How are you?
23:52Congratulations on the baby.
23:54Baby's good.
23:55How are you doing?
23:56Good.
23:57Good.
23:58Yeah.
23:59Yeah.
23:59Yeah.
24:00Good.
24:01I know today's been awkward.
24:05Yeah.
24:06If there's anything you want to say
24:09or, like, get off your chest,
24:10I'm happy to listen.
24:19Well, congratulations again.
24:23Talk to you soon.
24:24Okay.
24:27Normally, Janet's MO
24:28is to walk away from a conversation
24:30when it gets tough,
24:31but nothing was happening.
24:32I don't know why
24:33she just left the conversation.
24:35What happened?
24:36She just said congratulations
24:37and then walked away.
24:39That's what?
24:41Can I steal you for a second?
24:43Yeah.
24:44It is what it is.
24:46Lala pulled me to talk to Mia,
24:49and I said,
24:50okay, well, this is awkward,
24:52but congratulations on the home
24:53and the baby.
24:55Gonna do some milky time.
24:57If you have anything you want to say to me,
24:58and she's just staring at me,
24:59nodding her head.
25:00If we go below the surface,
25:02she doesn't want to talk about
25:03what has happened.
25:04Yeah?
25:05Hi.
25:06Oh, shoot.
25:06Wrong spot.
25:07Sorry.
25:08Trying to feed the baby.
25:08Come in.
25:09Well, that was awkward.
25:12I feel like with Danny and Mia,
25:13I'm not really ever going to be able to win.
25:15Please come in here.
25:16I just went into the other room
25:18and Janet was in there.
25:19Mia, I think I do need to apologize to
25:22for using words to cause her pain.
25:25She is innocent in some ways,
25:27but also defending the behavior
25:28is kind of a tough one.
25:30It was the most,
25:31shortest conversation
25:32I've ever had with anybody
25:33in my entire life.
25:34You guys talked for like two seconds
25:36and then she just walked away.
25:37Yeah.
25:38There's no conversation
25:39unless they apologize.
25:41There is nothing for me to do
25:43or say to Janet,
25:44we're just done.
25:46That ship has sailed.
25:47Never in my life
25:49have I felt this type of way
25:51towards anybody.
25:53I don't want to be friends with her.
26:06boys are ready, baby.
26:10It's only right
26:11that you come with me
26:14to get my balls checked.
26:16So it's Botox for your scrotox?
26:18I am not getting scrotox.
26:20Three, two, one.
26:21That one hurt.
26:22We're going to be ball brothers.
26:24Damn it.
26:25I was going to say that.
26:27Ornea, she's having a day.
26:29Why?
26:30Probably just hormones.
26:31Sad.
26:32Yeah.
26:33So when it comes to
26:34who wanted to like
26:36kind of push this ball
26:37snipping forward,
26:38was it more you
26:40or was it more Nia?
26:43How about one more?
26:45No, babe,
26:45I got you an appointment
26:46to get a vasectomy.
26:48Listen, hold on.
26:52It was more Nia.
26:53It's never even crossed my mind.
26:55What?
26:56You just want to use a condom
26:56the rest of your life?
26:57No, it's called
26:58Pull and Pray Method.
27:02Here's the thing.
27:03It kills me
27:04to think that Asher
27:06wouldn't have a brother
27:07to grow up with.
27:08And a lot of people
27:09are saying
27:10it is a pretty ballsy procedure.
27:16All right.
27:17Here we go.
27:20Hi, Danny.
27:21Hi, Dr. Turek.
27:22Nice to meet you.
27:22Did you bring your wingman?
27:24I brought my support.
27:25Support system.
27:26Yes.
27:27For sure.
27:28Nice to meet you.
27:28Good to meet you.
27:29Good to meet you.
27:30Let's talk about vasectomy.
27:31So it's 200 years old.
27:33Ready for this?
27:35Oh, boy.
27:36You're like a child.
27:37You're like,
27:38that's a penis.
27:39What do you think?
27:40Where do you think
27:40the vasectomy happens?
27:41So we used to do incisions
27:43and we used instruments
27:44that weren't made
27:44for the vasectomy.
27:45The Chinese allowed us
27:46to do it through punctures.
27:47So we do it through punctures.
27:48This is really quiet and fast.
27:50Five seconds.
27:50Does it take away
27:51any, like, testosterone,
27:53like when you neuter a dog
27:54and they become, like, calm?
27:56So when you neuter a dog,
27:57you take his testicles out?
27:59That is correct.
28:01We're not taking
28:01your testicles out.
28:03Got you.
28:04I would not exercise
28:05for about four or five days,
28:06sex five or six.
28:07Oof.
28:08You're going to be fertile
28:09for three months
28:09or 35 a jackass.
28:10And who will take care
28:12of my wife
28:13will be in a wheelchair
28:14after 35.
28:16Oh, that's so dumb.
28:17I'm going to have
28:19to work that out.
28:20I don't find Danny
28:21that funny.
28:24But Danny sure
28:25finds himself hilarious.
28:27This is quick.
28:29We dropping trout here?
28:30Trouble face me.
28:34How are your balls?
28:35Doing good.
28:36Can you find them?
28:37I found them.
28:38They're really big.
28:39Oh, don't egg him on.
28:48You want to sit here?
28:50Yeah.
28:54This is going to be for you?
28:56This is for you?
28:58Thank you so much.
28:59So I only wore a hat
29:00because you told me
29:01you were wearing a hat.
29:02I know I lied.
29:04Okay, now can I tell you
29:05about what just happened to me?
29:07I was just stopped
29:08and accosted
29:09by this psychic named Lola
29:10and she said
29:11she has something sinister
29:12to tell me
29:13and it's immediate.
29:14How would you describe Lacey?
29:17She may be
29:18one of the strongest women
29:20I've ever met.
29:21But she's also
29:22very classy
29:24and a little bougie.
29:26I don't want to be bougie.
29:27I'm always trying to like
29:28reverse bougie uno card.
29:30Like when we're out,
29:31I'm trying to be like
29:32more relatable.
29:33I'm never trying
29:35to be bougie.
29:36I have bleach blonde
29:37hair extensions
29:38and I have fat looks.
29:39But you do wear
29:40Zara jeans.
29:41I do only wear jeans
29:43from Zara's.
29:45I live in Newport Coast.
29:47I was born in San Clemente.
29:49My house is nice.
29:50It's around 4,000 square feet
29:52and it has five bedrooms
29:53and five bathrooms.
29:55You guys can Google it
29:57like Janet.
29:58She said,
29:59I see you're unhappy
30:00with your home.
30:03I mean,
30:04the bathroom remodel
30:06is taking a long time
30:07so she's not off like...
30:08Yeah, but I'm stoked.
30:09I love my house.
30:10It's my dream house too
30:12in my dream neighborhood.
30:15As long as I'm
30:16an adolescent child,
30:18I will never live
30:18with another man.
30:20You're a hoarder.
30:21I am not a hoarder.
30:22I am a saver of memories.
30:24It's cute though.
30:26I got married in my 20s.
30:27I have a little girl.
30:29Got divorced shortly after
30:30and landed on Jessie Lally.
30:32You did well
30:33in your divorce,
30:34I take it.
30:34Yeah, I did well
30:35in my divorce
30:36as every woman should.
30:38I do know the house
30:40next to yours
30:40is on the market
30:41for rent right now,
30:43so...
30:43Out of your price range.
30:45Would you move to LA?
30:46Not for the mornings.
30:48Why?
30:49She's in the best school.
30:51She's got her family.
30:53Would I ever uproot her life
30:54for my own selfish well-being?
30:57Isabella and Coco
30:57get along great.
30:58They like their own language.
31:00I don't really know
31:00what's going on.
31:01It's like them against us.
31:03Like, I agree that
31:04it works exactly
31:06how we've always planned it
31:07from the beginning.
31:08But I think you're
31:08a little more clingy
31:09than I am.
31:10I'm super clingy.
31:12Regardless of where we live,
31:14I am extremely happy with you,
31:17especially when you smile
31:18at your teeth like this.
31:21Come on, do it.
31:22I can do it.
31:23I will try to take down
31:25my complaining,
31:27defensiveness,
31:28stupidity, like, um...
31:30I don't call you stupid.
31:32It's a lack of self-awareness.
31:34Lacey is perfectly hard on me
31:36to make sure I keep growing
31:39as a person.
31:40You like it.
31:41Am I...
31:42Is it making you, like,
31:42a masochist?
31:44Anyway, this month,
31:46we're gonna do
31:47the egg freezing.
31:48Okay.
31:49So we have to start
31:50the shock this week.
31:52So I'll be meaner.
31:54How many eggs
31:55are we gonna freeze?
31:57Well, we are not
31:58gonna freeze any eggs.
31:59They're my eggs.
32:00I'm not trying
32:01to have a child right now.
32:03I just wanna have
32:03the option one day.
32:05Do you think
32:05we would have
32:06a blonde child
32:07or a dark-haired child?
32:09Let me look at your eyes.
32:10We kind of have
32:11the same color eyes.
32:13No, you have, like,
32:14black eyes.
32:15I have a black heart.
32:17I would say that
32:18if either's them.
32:20I love you very much.
32:24I'm trying to be nice, though.
32:26It's just not in your DNA.
32:27I swear I'm really nice
32:29and loving.
32:30You want to kiss me?
32:33You've got pepper
32:34in your tooth.
32:35I love you.
32:40Always with the thank yous.
32:41Check, please.
32:56Hey, guys.
32:57Hey, how are you?
32:58This is very cool.
33:00I love stuff like this.
33:02You do?
33:03Hi.
33:03Oh, hey.
33:04I'm so excited.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:07Follow me.
33:08We can go over here.
33:13So here we go.
33:14In our...
33:16Ooh, interesting.
33:17Is that a gong?
33:19So welcome, guys.
33:20You are in our large cake.
33:23Sarah is our sound bath healer.
33:26Sarah, I hope you enjoy yourselves
33:29and have a meaningful experience.
33:32So I just would like to ask
33:33a little bit about
33:34why you're here today.
33:35Well, it's our first date
33:37and I thought this...
33:38Definitely not our first date.
33:40Just kidding.
33:41For me, I went through
33:43a very nasty divorce.
33:44Yeah.
33:45My mother also passed away
33:47not so long ago.
33:49So I just have a lot of healing.
33:52I'm at the tail end
33:53of a very climactic,
33:55dramatic few years.
33:57Okay.
33:57But I've been pretty dang peaceful lately.
34:00Oh, great.
34:00So you need to sort of transition
34:02into like a more grounded space
34:04where you're going to be opening up.
34:05Is that fair?
34:06Totally.
34:07All right.
34:07So let's begin.
34:10Deeply inhale through your nose.
34:12And a long exhale through your mouth.
34:15Trying to make it like twice
34:16as long as that inhale was.
34:20Good.
34:20These are crystal alchemy bowls
34:22and this ball has salt in it,
34:24which is really good
34:25for anything to do with the mother.
34:28And it's at your heart.
34:31Listen, this isn't my first sound bath.
34:33Definitely not my last.
34:34I'm a fan.
34:36Maybe they're manifestations.
34:38I don't know what they are.
34:39Hallucinations.
34:40Some sort of vision.
34:41And I see like a screaming emerald eagle.
34:47It feels almost biblical.
34:51The sound bath is incredible.
34:53The sounds are so healing
34:56and they're bouncing off the walls
34:58and you could just feel the energy
35:00through the sound.
35:02People are going to think I'm insane.
35:07Just going to gently come back
35:08into the body.
35:10Sarah, that was unreal.
35:12I'm a new person.
35:14Truly.
35:15I was reborn.
35:18All right.
35:19You're so welcome.
35:20You're welcome.
35:21My parents,
35:22like this is all they ever did.
35:24Like I grew up so spiritual
35:26and religious.
35:27You did?
35:27Yes.
35:28I went to church like five days a week.
35:30My family is in complete disarray.
35:32My dad's living by himself
35:34and he started deteriorating again slowly
35:36over the past few years.
35:37He fell.
35:38Had another brain bleed, I think.
35:39Make sure you talk to your dad
35:41as much as you can.
35:42I wish I could go back
35:44and talk to her more.
35:46Oh, man.
35:47Yeah, I don't talk about it often.
35:49I had to physically watch my mom
35:52die in front of my eyes
35:53and that was very hard.
35:55I was like barely surviving.
35:57Wow.
35:59I'm still not okay
36:00and I still randomly cry
36:03often when I'm driving
36:05or at home
36:06before I go to sleep.
36:09I feel like we could use
36:10like a little,
36:11I don't know,
36:12like a little getaway,
36:14like a little,
36:14like energy reset
36:15or something.
36:16You know,
36:17I'd love to go to San Diego.
36:18It's so beautiful,
36:19so clean,
36:20so family oriented.
36:22It's the best.
36:23Yeah.
36:23And low key,
36:24this is controversial,
36:26but I think their Mexican food
36:27is better than LA's.
36:28Of course it is.
36:29The border's right there,
36:30which, by the way,
36:31my high school
36:32was right next to the border
36:34so I could see
36:35the Mexican flag.
36:36Did you guys ever
36:36go to Tijuana?
36:37Always.
36:38I was going to TJ
36:39my junior year of high school,
36:41coming home at 4 a.m.,
36:43going to the club.
36:44Wait, I want to hear
36:44Tijuana stories.
36:45Ugh, I have so many.
36:47Wait.
36:48Wait, okay.
36:50Can I ask you
36:51a personal question?
36:52Yeah.
36:53How's like your mojo?
36:55Mojo?
36:56Should my sex drive be higher?
36:58Like, sex is the last thing
36:59on my mind.
37:00I love sex.
37:01I feel like,
37:01I don't know if this is right,
37:03but guys get older
37:04and they're less sexual
37:05and women get older
37:06and they get more sexual.
37:08Yeah.
37:09I mean, it gets boring
37:09after a while,
37:10but we'll figure it out.
37:13Nothing longer
37:14than 15 minutes.
37:15I don't want to just
37:15go out with somebody
37:16just to go out.
37:17Oh, I thought you meant
37:18like time-wise.
37:20Oh, God.
37:21That's not what
37:21I was talking about.
37:22Not that I can't
37:23go the distance,
37:24but like after,
37:25you know, 15,
37:25you're like,
37:26come on, let's go.
37:27Oh, that's hilarious.
37:28Eat a bowl of Cheerios.
37:30What are you looking for?
37:31I am sad
37:32that I don't have
37:33a family right now,
37:35but I think I'll find it.
37:40I'm ready to probably
37:41put myself back out there.
37:44Well, anything I can do
37:45to help.
37:49Michelle's a catch.
37:50She's funny,
37:52successful.
37:53She already has a kid.
37:55All of a sudden,
37:56I'm co-parenting
37:57with Jessie.
37:59I miss more
38:00the like affection
38:01and hugs and kisses.
38:03I love that stuff.
38:04I'm so excited
38:05on like the next time
38:06I get to kiss somebody.
38:07I don't know
38:08who that's going to be.
38:15Coming up.
38:16There's just
38:17a lot on my shoulders.
38:19Oh, my gosh, babe.
38:20Focus on
38:21what's most important.
38:23All the lovemaking
38:24on the calendar
38:25that I started
38:26putting together.
38:35Hey, cutie.
38:36It's bedtime.
38:38Woo, woo, woo, woo.
38:39Ah, baby gorilla.
38:41Woo, woo, woo.
38:42We're not on here.
38:44Hold on tight, baby gorilla.
38:46Daddy, help him up.
38:47Woo, woo, woo, woo.
38:47Help him up.
38:48He's strong, gorilla.
38:50I feel like a goose.
38:52All right, Asher.
38:53Hit me.
38:56I love you, buddy.
38:57I love you, buddy.
38:59We do probably have to
39:00change her to an arms out
39:02swaddle suit.
39:03How's your appointment?
39:04How's everything?
39:05Distracting me from all
39:06my emotions and hormones.
39:08I really like the doctor.
39:10Mm-hmm.
39:10He's done this
39:11over 3,000 times.
39:13For the procedure,
39:14you have to
39:16ejaculate
39:1635 times
39:17before
39:18all the swimmer's out.
39:20Great.
39:21It is great.
39:22For you.
39:23For you.
39:25And then he said,
39:27I have to be
39:27bedridden for 10 days.
39:29Oh, my God.
39:29I can't pick up
39:30any of the kids.
39:31I can't help
39:32around the house.
39:33I would not exercise
39:34for about 4 or 5 days,
39:355 or 6.
39:37You sit with some ice
39:39on your balls
39:39for like a few hours
39:40and you're fine.
39:41A few days.
39:42Liar.
39:42If a woman
39:43can have a C-section
39:45cutting through
39:46seven layers of her body
39:47and walk around
39:48the same day,
39:49you'll be just fine
39:50with your balls.
39:52Yes, we are.
39:53I know.
39:54Absolutely.
39:54Yes.
39:56Man, I'm nervous
39:57I haven't been
39:58making enough milk
39:59because I feel like
40:00she's not
40:01latching.
40:02I don't know.
40:03Yeah, today was a day, huh?
40:05Oh, it just makes me
40:06want to cry
40:06thinking about it.
40:07It took me over
40:08two hours to get home
40:09because I stopped
40:10for 15 minutes.
40:11She wouldn't nurse
40:12she's crying,
40:13I'm crying,
40:14we're both crying.
40:14I'm sorry.
40:16Moving to Santa Clarita,
40:18while I love our home,
40:20I still feel
40:21a bit isolated
40:22and removed
40:23from my friends.
40:24For example, Kristen,
40:25I would love to be
40:26closer to her,
40:27especially as we are
40:28both experiencing
40:29this postpartum season.
40:30So it can be hard at times.
40:33I've been stressed
40:34plenty in my life,
40:36but it feels like
40:37a whole other level
40:37right now.
40:38Yeah.
40:39With the three toddlers
40:40who I want to give
40:41my all to,
40:42I have the newborn,
40:43I have to be present
40:44with her,
40:45and it's completely new
40:47to me that my child
40:48is not taking a bottle.
40:50Yeah.
40:51My kids are like
40:52my world.
40:53Like, I know I signed up
40:54for it,
40:55and I love it,
40:55and I'm grateful.
40:56And then all these boxes,
40:58and then I'll be able
40:59to breathe.
41:00It's just life
41:02with four kids.
41:02My house is a mess,
41:03so now I'm exhausted.
41:05My nervous system
41:06is just done-zo,
41:07and then I have to,
41:08like, clean up before bed.
41:09It's just,
41:10it's a lot.
41:12And the girls have work,
41:14and then I have work.
41:15That's really stressful.
41:16Yeah, yeah.
41:17I'm thinking about it,
41:18like, I couldn't even say
41:19just close the door
41:19for four hours
41:20and leave me alone.
41:20Like, it's not possible.
41:23There's just
41:25a lot on my shoulders.
41:26My gosh, babe.
41:28Focus on
41:29what's most important.
41:31All the lovemaking
41:32on the calendar
41:33that I started
41:34putting together.
41:36Yeah.
41:43I got to do this
41:44as long as my arm
41:45that I'm never
41:46going to get to.
41:47It's just,
41:49it is what it is.
41:50But I think I'm just,
41:51like,
41:52on the verge of burnout.
41:55Daniel and I
41:56aren't really, like,
41:57attuned
41:57as much as I'd like us to be.
41:59I'm overwhelmed.
42:00I need help.
42:01And
42:03I'm kind of feeling
42:04like a failure.
42:06We're in honeymoon phase
42:08for our life.
42:22Next time
42:23on The Valley.
42:24Here's the Kristen
42:25having sex tonight.
42:27I don't think me
42:28and Lala would be
42:29friends are hanging out.
42:30I take offense
42:31to that.
42:32Zachary,
42:33this is Brandon.
42:34I'm going to let you guys talk
42:35because I'm going to go
42:35get a drink.
42:36Oh, man,
42:36we don't have to talk
42:36right now.
42:38You called Danny
42:38a clown and a douche.
42:40If he had done
42:40to you
42:41what he did to me,
42:42he would not be my friend.
42:44She used to talk
42:45to you.
42:45I don't think
42:45she talked
42:46about you at all.
42:47The show is so dumb.
42:48What are we talking about?
42:49You?
42:50Me?
42:50What are we doing?
42:50I don't think we're
42:53going to do it.
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