00:00Here is a blast from the past. Hunter Biden is back and amid reports that he's too broke
00:04to pay his lawyer, the troubled former first son announced a U.S.-based tour with a popular
00:09YouTuber where he wants to get into a cage fight with President Trump's sons, Don Jr.
00:15and Eric. Hunter Biden here. I just got a call. This is a mess. This is a mess.
00:23Call from Andrew Callahan. He asked me to come out on the Channel 5 carnival tour at the end
00:29of the month. I think we start in Phoenix and then we go to San Diego and we end in
00:35Albuquerque
00:37and I think he's trying to organize a cage match, me versus Eric and Don Jr.
00:45I told him I'd do it 100%. I mean, I don't know if it's a three-way cage fight. What
00:51is this?
00:51This is so comedy. I mean, who wins this? Eric, Don, Hunter. Oh, the Trump boys.
00:57It's obviously. It doesn't even matter. Hunter likes it two-on-one. Yeah.
01:04I talked to Devin Archer and he said Hunter can't fight and the Trump boys can fight because
01:08they grew up fighting each other. Their father made them fight each other. Eric's got the reach
01:13and the height. Don's got the strength. It's not even close, but I feel bad. I know you didn't
01:19think I had that emotional capacity, Greg. I've been. I mean, what is this happening? First
01:25son's Smackdown? Are they going for WWE? Reading the Bible and this guy's lost everything. He's
01:31lost family. He's lost a fortune. He can't even afford to pay his legal fees or his sugar brother.
01:36So he's out there picking fights with the Trump boys to sell tickets to a circus. He's a,
01:41it's a literal circus. That's the only way he can get paid now. Well, here's the deal. This is a
01:48circus. Damn. What is he doing to earn some money? He's doing these things. I'm going to piggyback on
01:55what Jesse said. Usually when you lose everything, you gain some wisdom, but this, this action tells
02:01you that he's, he does not even gain a little fraction of wisdom, still hasn't grown up. He
02:08still believes that he's somehow outside the normal experience of life. You know, he just go get a job.
02:14People will understand if you start, find a real job, man, get a real job and you go get a
02:22job.
02:22Where? Well, I mean, like somewhere, anywhere. I mean, his problem wasn't drugs and alcohol and
02:29hookers. He was, he couldn't live life on life's terms. And he thought the solution was drugs,
02:34alcohol, and hookers. Now that stuff is gone. So I'm pretty sure it is. He's clean. He has this
02:39opportunity to start fresh, but this isn't starting fresh. I think he's still in this zone where he
02:46doesn't believe he. Damn boy. Damn. This is, what is this? Are we listening to news or is the circus
02:55thing? Drama. Drama. He's got a sec. He's got a second act. You know, he's, he's still kind of
03:00young. He's starting to sound like his dad. I want him to be my show's correspondent. I want to, I,
03:05I feel that we have reached the point where we should lend this guy a hand. Yes. And help him
03:10out
03:10because if he's cleaned up his act and he's contrite, I am here to say, you know what, Hunter? I
03:16want you to
03:17work on my show. You'd be the West Coast correspondent. Oh, damn. That's a good
03:22opportunity, I guess. I want him to work on your show too. Yes. That would be great. For different
03:26reasons. For what reasons? For when he was a finger paint artist, I thought those were rather good.
03:34I don't think you're being truthful. You thought of Hunter's work. Um,
03:41this is like what we deserve. I feel like our culture promotes this kind of stuff and it's like
03:49the reality. It is true. It is true because it is true. Damn. Atvization of everything. I mean,
03:57we have a, you know, we have the apprentice guy as are the president. So I am not surprised that
04:04you're so highbrow, Jessica. On my days, that's for sure. I'm just kidding. I know Harold is more
04:11highbrow than I am ever. I'm calling Harold right now. Martha. Yeah. Can you believe what you just said?
04:17I just think this would be a messy, horrible, pathetic fight. Um, I, you are all in.
04:27And I'm buying my tickets. No, I, I just, um, I look at him. I do think he looks
04:32sad and old and he, he has like his father's facial effect. He probably look old. Okay.
04:38I actually thought it was Tom Shalhou for a few minutes into that thing. Like, I was like, wow,
04:42he's doing a really good Tom Shalhou imitation of his dad. Um, he's hawking carny gigs. Okay. Okay.
04:49Is that carnival cruise or an actual carnival? Carnival. Like going, like, like going and like
04:55when they have sideshows? Well, it sounded like it was a carnival, but it, but it's, it's like,
04:58it's all in, it's like Arizona to New Mexico. It's hard to take a cruise ship down that way. Oh,
05:03yeah, yeah, it is. It is. Okay. So it's an actual carnival. Like it's a carnival. He should be the
05:09guy
05:09that sits on the thing that you throw the thing at the, the clown, the really sad and pathetic.
05:14I'm here to help. No way. This is not good. Help him. Don't take. Yeah. Don't. He's been in the
05:22drunk tank. You're going to give him a job. Yeah. Maybe we can set up this cage fight for America
05:25250 at the white house grounds. Wouldn't that be something? Oh, there we go. What is happening?
05:30What is happening again?
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