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Your.Friends.and.Neighbors.S02E01

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16:07I probably should have led with that.
16:25Now this is what I'm talking about.
16:39How much?
16:4020 million, but I'm sure there's some wiggle down there.
16:43I'll take it.
16:45Okay, so you're offering full asking?
16:47Yeah, in cash, but I want to close by Monday.
16:50Monday? Yeah.
16:51Well, we're gonna need at least a week for contracts,
16:53and then you're gonna want to do a thorough inspection, so...
16:55I'm gonna have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires.
16:57In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer.
16:59Hey, congratulations.
17:01You just sold your first house.
17:04What is it you do again?
17:07We elect a U.S. Senator for how many years?
17:11Six.
17:12Okay.
17:13Name five of the original 13 states.
17:17Colonies.
17:18New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts,
17:23Rhode Island, Delaware, New Hampshire, Maryland,
17:30Virginia, Pennsylvania, Georgia.
17:33That's 11.
17:35What am I forgetting?
17:36How do you know all this?
17:38I watch a lot of Jeopardy.
17:46Uh, guess what?
17:50What?
17:51A drawer full of Cartier love bracelets.
17:56Ugh.
17:57I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears, like, ten of them.
18:00I don't get it.
18:01They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress.
18:03But they all need to have this one thing.
18:05It's like a requirement or something.
18:07You want me to grab you a couple?
18:08You'll never miss them.
18:10That's not a club I need to join.
18:12Okay?
18:12Just find the pen.
18:13It's in the office behind the primary bedroom.
18:16North and South Carolina.
18:18What?
18:19The other two colonies.
18:21Okay.
18:22Now you're just showing off.
18:31It's not in the desk.
18:37Oh.
18:38Bingo.
18:39Door full of pens.
18:43You sure he would keep something valuable in a mess like this?
18:47Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in
18:52the drawer.
18:53It's like some sort of ritual.
18:54Alright.
18:57Found it.
18:58The Etoile de Montblanc Joaillier Fountain Pen.
19:02With just 15 produced worldwide, this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat rose gold.
19:10Adorned with cognac diamonds and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than Remova wheels.
19:16It's not just a pen.
19:18But an aspirational work of art.
19:21Reselling for $165,000.
19:24I'm not sure what's worse.
19:25That someone pays that for a pen or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others.
19:29Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it.
19:32Shit.
19:34What?
19:34I dropped the fucking thing.
19:36Let me get it.
19:37I got it.
19:41Coop?
19:42What happened?
19:43Coop?
19:45What is it?
19:47My back went out.
19:49I really think it hurts.
19:52I can't move.
19:53I can't move.
19:53What do you mean you can't move?
19:54Just get out here.
19:55I mean, I can't move.
19:57I'm lying on my back.
19:59You can't be serious, Coop.
20:00Do I sound like I'm fucking joking?
20:03Shit.
20:03Okay.
20:04I'm coming in.
20:05No.
20:07My back had been seizing up ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year.
20:11Usually, a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, and a few days later, I'd be golden.
20:16But I didn't have a few days.
20:18I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back, and when it came to
20:21thinking up an explanation for how I came to be lying on their floor, I was drawing a blank.
20:25Okay.
20:26Shit.
20:27We gotta move.
20:27Okay.
20:28Okay.
20:28Just help me up here.
20:30Okay.
20:32Oh, fuck.
20:33No.
20:33Fuck.
20:33Oh, no.
20:34Okay.
20:37Oh, God.
20:39You're like dead fucking weight.
20:41Can't move you.
20:42Can you crawl?
20:43No.
20:43I can't even roll over.
20:44This is crazy.
20:45Just give me a few minutes.
20:46We don't have a few minutes.
20:47Well, then go.
20:48I'll figure something out.
20:49I'm not gonna bail on you.
20:50Well, I can't move.
20:51We're gonna have to call someone.
20:52No.
20:53No.
20:54You can't move.
20:56Fuck.
20:57Ah.
20:58Coop.
20:58Fuck.
21:09Okay, what the fuck?
21:11I'll explain later.
21:12Can you just please help me up?
21:14You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house with Nick's housekeeper?
21:18Elena.
21:19I know your name.
21:21Question.
21:22Whose house is this?
21:23The Hemmings.
21:24And you know them how?
21:25We don't.
21:28We don't.
21:29We don't.
21:29We don't.
21:30We?
21:30Really?
21:31We?
21:31Can we hurry this up, please?
21:32We need to move.
21:33Just so I'm clear.
21:34And I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here.
21:37We are currently trespassing.
21:39Correct.
21:39And why would we be doing that?
21:41Okay.
21:42They're gonna be home any minute, so can we finish up this Q&A later?
21:45Q&A?
21:46Huh.
21:47That's funny.
21:48She's funny.
21:49Who knew?
21:50Barney!
21:51Please!
21:54Okay.
21:56I'll grab his left.
21:56I'll grab his right.
21:57One, three.
21:59One, two, three!
22:01Oh!
22:01Oh!
22:03Ah.
22:04When does your sister get home?
22:05She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least.
22:08Okay.
22:09Do you have pills for this?
22:10Yeah.
22:10Upstairs in the medicine cabinet there's Flexeril and Percocet, please.
22:13Both of them.
22:14Yep.
22:19So, instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, a job that would pay you seven or eight
22:25figures annually before bonus, you're robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper.
22:31A layman.
22:31I know her name.
22:36I take it you two are...
22:38What?
22:38No.
22:39What?
22:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:40Because that...
22:41That would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario.
22:44I know it's a lot to absorb.
22:46I'm not absorbing anything.
22:47You know why?
22:49Because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
22:51I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine.
22:54I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it.
22:57But if not that, then what?
22:59What is this?
23:00Is this some sort of elaborate three-stage midlife crisis?
23:03You know, divorce wasn't enough.
23:05Losing your job wasn't enough.
23:06Getting arrested for murder was...
23:09Oh, my God.
23:13Coop, did you kill Paul Levitt?
23:15No.
23:15What are you talking about?
23:17I don't know what I'm talking about!
23:19My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar.
23:23I mean, how do you even move this stuff?
23:24Do you have a fence?
23:25No.
23:26You know, no.
23:27Don't tell me.
23:28I don't want to know.
23:34Wait a minute.
23:38Cool.
23:42Those guys who beat you up.
23:45Who ran me over.
23:48That was connected to this?
23:52I could have been fucking killed.
23:55I thought we'd move past this.
23:56And I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief!
24:00Oh, God, please.
24:06All right.
24:07Mm-hmm.
24:12What?
24:13Oh, nothing.
24:14I just...
24:15I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story.
24:17Do you have a problem with me?
24:19Of course I have a problem with you.
24:21I have a problem with all of this!
24:22Don't yell at me!
24:23I'm not yelling at you!
24:25I'm yelling near you!
24:26You're filling the whole room!
24:28You're fucking...
24:30God damn it!
24:33I gotta get the fuck out of here.
24:35Barney?
24:36Barney!
24:37What?
24:39Thank you for coming to get me.
24:41Fuck you, Coop.
24:43Fuck you very much.
24:48Pop!
24:50It actually went a lot better than I thought I was going to.
24:53I know!
24:54You can't!
24:55You're like...
24:55Yeah.
24:56Thanks.
24:58Just give us a second?
24:59Thanks.
25:00Have a great night!
25:03I feel like they're kicking us off.
25:05Right now, we do seem to be closing the place down.
25:13What?
25:14I really can't remember the last time I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this.
25:18I have been exceptionally witty tonight.
25:21Oh really?
25:22Is that what it is?
25:22Oh yeah, yeah.
25:23I brought my best material.
25:25So it's all downhill from here?
25:26Oh yeah, pretty much.
25:30God.
25:33When you get divorced, I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage,
25:39you don't think about the complications that are going to come afterwards.
25:42So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass.
25:46So, it's been complicated?
25:49You could say that?
25:51Yeah.
25:51But you're over it.
25:53I'm working on it.
25:55What about him?
25:56Are you over him?
25:58Who?
26:04I am.
26:06Absolutely.
26:08And then some.
26:09So you're conflicted.
26:15Well, I mean the way I see it is if we had known in advance how complicated our divorces
26:22were going to be emotionally, financially, logistically, we all probably just give up and still be in
26:32our lousy marriage.
26:34And then where would we be?
26:37Not here.
26:39Exactly.
26:40Well, given that we are here, I'm just wondering what happens next.
27:12Wait.
27:13Wait.
27:13Wait.
27:13Wait.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:17No.
27:17It's okay.
27:18It's all right.
27:19You all right?
27:22I'm sorry.
27:23I just suddenly don't feel well.
27:24Oh, God.
27:25It's okay.
27:27It's just, uh, something I did.
27:29I promise.
27:31I'm not blowing you off.
27:32Okay.
27:33I was very much with the program.
27:35Okay.
27:36Listen.
27:36Hey, it's fine.
27:37It's fine.
27:38Why don't I take you home?
27:49I'm home.
27:52So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out, please take the appropriate measures now.
28:04Hi, baby.
28:07Here, Mom.
28:09Where's Morgan?
28:10I thought you were hanging out tonight.
28:11No.
28:12Just me.
28:13Hi.
28:13They got into a fight.
28:14No.
28:15It wasn't a fight.
28:16It sounded like a fight.
28:19Well, that stinks.
28:27Who could fight with this face?
28:29I think you might be slightly biased.
28:32Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole.
28:35I will cut her.
28:38How was your day?
28:39I was thinking about hanging it up.
28:41Yeah, me too.
28:43Perfect.
28:44You can live with me forever.
28:47Take care of me when I'm old and infirm.
28:50Okay, but I'm not going to change your diapers.
28:53Fair.
28:54You can have a ton of cats.
28:56That'd be great.
28:58Mm-mm.
29:19Nothing made you more aware of being alone than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed.
29:25My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell.
29:34As much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year, the ugly truth was
29:38that I had a bad back, and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked.
29:45I could have a ton of cats here, but I just had no doubt about it.
29:54That's fine.
30:12I'm not going to hear you.
30:25The new place is beautiful.
30:27Congratulations.
30:36A deluxe apartment in the sky.
30:42I'm sorry?
30:44Uh, it's the Jeffersons?
30:48You remember?
30:49It was a television show from when it was...
30:51You know, never mind.
30:56Grace is worried about you.
30:57Well, there's nothing to worry about, so...
30:59We wouldn't be here if that were true.
31:02Well, anyone can have a bad year.
31:04Your business model is flawed.
31:06Your risk is not properly managed.
31:09You depend too much on too few clients.
31:12One of them has a bad year,
31:13and it hits your bottom line too hard.
31:16Respectfully.
31:17Um, the art of wealth management
31:19is choosing clients.
31:21Like stocks.
31:22You know, you make educated decisions
31:24based on a wide array of data points.
31:26For instance, Nick Brandes,
31:27one of my largest clients,
31:29he just signed a major broadcasting deal.
31:31And what happens if he leaves you?
31:32Or gets hit by a truck?
31:34Mr. Park.
31:35You rely too much on other people making their money
31:37instead of you making your money yourself.
31:39I make my money
31:42by providing a valuable and exclusive service.
31:47I have relationships across every financial sector.
31:51You don't work hard enough for what you have.
31:54Says the man who inherited his business from his father.
32:00And I have no sons to do the same.
32:03I thought it may be Grace.
32:04She doesn't want it.
32:05She wants it.
32:08For you.
32:11So you're offering me a job?
32:18You don't even like me.
32:23That's true.
32:27Okay, Ben. I'll think about it.
32:35How's that back?
32:37Just getting there. Thank you.
32:39I'm gonna send you to my man, Chemo.
32:41He did a physio for me after my knee surgery.
32:44Dude's got magic hands.
32:46Well, I just got a Toradol shot,
32:48so that's doing the majority of heavy lifting right now.
32:50Yeah, that works too.
32:52It does.
32:53I had a bulging disc a few years ago.
32:54You guys remember that?
32:56Oh, man.
32:57I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one.
33:01Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it.
33:04I thought my golfing days were over.
33:07When we weren't talking about finance or sports,
33:09or the finance of sports,
33:11we devoted a lot of time
33:12to our growing laundry list of injuries.
33:14We were men of a certain age,
33:16all former jocks in some capacity,
33:18confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies
33:20through a combination of concierge doctors,
33:23cutting-edge pharmaceuticals,
33:24trainers, and talking it all to death.
33:27It was just another club we all belonged to.
33:30Hey, you guys get invited to this party
33:32up at the, uh, State on Bisbee?
33:34Yeah.
33:34Yeah, yeah.
33:35Who is this guy?
33:37Owen Ash.
33:38Hmm.
33:40Apparently he made a fortune on shipping.
33:42Paid asking on the house.
33:4420 million, all cash.
33:46Ooh.
33:48Yes.
33:48Here comes the neighborhood.
33:50He's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party.
33:53Sounds like a douche.
33:54I don't know.
33:55It's like The Great Gatsby or something.
33:58Could be fun.
33:59You know how that book ended, right?
34:03Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale.
34:08Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.
34:09Good for her.
34:10Good for her?
34:12She desecrated the corpse of her husband
34:14and framed you for murder.
34:16Did she? Who can remember?
34:18Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee.
34:21She probably split, what, a million dollars
34:25in commission with a listing agent?
34:27God.
34:28She tries to send Coop away for life,
34:30now she's making six figures.
34:31That's America for you.
34:33Yeah.
34:34I thought your guy was trying to make it great again.
34:36No.
34:40Hey, hey, hey.
34:41No politics at the club.
34:42Oh, is that a rule now?
34:43No.
34:49We are witnessing a spectacular performance
34:53by the league's heir apparent, dare I say,
34:56LeBron and Steph who?
34:58Calm down, Greeny.
34:59Please, calm down.
35:00Yeah, come on, man.
35:01Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently
35:03for 20-plus years.
35:05No, no, I've never seen him do a soundboard shuffle.
35:07Okay, then how about play defense like my guy, Kalai?
35:10Oh, that's your guy now?
35:11Yeah, that's my guy.
35:12We're both Spurs legends.
35:13It's been to you watch sports.
35:15That's Nick's second week on air.
35:17I'm just checking in.
35:21No, you're not.
35:23No, I'm not.
35:24No, I'm not.
35:34No, you're not.
35:38No, no, no, no.
35:42No.
35:48No.
35:49You're not.
35:51No.
35:53No.
35:58Um, something wrong?
36:01Nothing.
36:02I'll keep going what you're doing.
36:06Um...
36:07There's nothing really going on down there.
36:15Oh, Jesus.
36:17Okay, uh...
36:19It's okay, Barney.
36:24Hey. Hey, what is it?
36:26Talk to me.
36:27Do you need me to do something different?
36:29Yes, actually.
36:31I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay?
36:34Keep seeing his smug, condescending face.
36:36It makes it really hard to have sex with his daughter.
36:38I was just trying to help.
36:40And since you asked,
36:42less pressure on the balls, okay?
36:44A little goes a long way down there.
36:48God damn it.
36:50I remember
36:51I remember
36:54Don't worry, worry
36:56How could I ever forget
37:01It was the first time
37:03The last time
37:07That we ever met
37:12Oh, and I know
37:14The reason why
37:16You kept this silence
37:18Up, up, up
37:20No, you don't fool me
37:23Cause the hurt doesn't show
37:26But the pain still grows
37:29It's no stranger to you and me
37:34I'd been feeling a little bit off
37:35But then when he tried to, you know
37:39Yeah
37:40Get in there
37:41That's what he knew
37:42Oh
37:44Menopause
37:44Yeah
37:46Oh
37:49Hmm
37:53Keep this in your purse
37:56Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars
37:58I don't understand
37:59I don't understand
38:00Do you just carry
38:01Loomware with you?
38:02Um, yeah
38:03You gotta be prepared
38:04And on my mez
38:05It's just
38:06It makes it like
38:08Drier than Death Valley down there
38:10Um
38:10As much as I'd like to hear more about that
38:12I texted you
38:14Because one of the music teachers from Mayfield
38:17Got a touring gig
38:18And is leaving for the rest of the semester
38:20And they need a replacement
38:22Oh, I'm not a teacher
38:24Yeah, you're a professional musician
38:26Which is even better
38:27Oh, I don't know
38:29Cause on my best day
38:31It's like
38:33You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield Material
38:35And that is not a bad thing
38:37Cause, ew
38:38You said you wanted more independence
38:40Speaking as a therapist
38:42An unemployed therapist
38:44By choice
38:45Really?
38:45I'm actually writing a book
38:47Oh
38:48What's it about?
38:49No, don't try to do that
38:50We're talking about you
38:52And independence
38:52Which requires confidence
38:54And confidence
38:56Comes from activation
38:57Hmm
38:59You've been doing so great
39:01You're staying on your meds
39:02You're, you're
39:03Regulated
39:04You're showing up to work
39:06Don't you think you're ready
39:07For a new challenge?
39:09Besides, you're
39:10You're never gonna get your own place
39:11Based on what they pay you here
39:12Well, I thought I would just marry rich
39:14You know, like everyone else does
39:16Yeah, that's a much better idea
39:22Just do me a favor and
39:24Don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop
39:26It's nothing to be ashamed of
39:27Oh, I know
39:29I just feel like
39:32I'm getting older and he's just
39:37Getting better and better looking
39:53Hey Barney
39:54It's Coop
39:55Again
39:56Maybe I'd run into you
39:58With the club
39:58No dice
39:59We call
40:00We should probably talk
40:02Yes, that sounds great
40:04Yeah, and I just want to make sure you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience
40:09Hey, you have?
40:11Oh, that's nice
40:13Yeah, I play there four nights a week
40:17Yeah, great
40:18Yes, I will be there
40:21Okay, bye
40:25What was all that about?
40:27That was about me being a music teacher
40:30Guitar lessons?
40:32No
40:33They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year
40:36Mayfield? You've never taught before
40:38That's what I said
40:39But Mel already went to the head of school
40:41And apparently she's seen me perform at the tap
40:43So
40:45I got an interview
40:48Wow, that's great
40:49You look nice, where are you going?
40:51Got a hot date?
40:51No
40:53Party
40:53Oh, anyone I know?
40:55No, in fact, no one I know
40:57Do you want to come?
40:57Can I wear this?
40:59No
40:59Then no
41:00Are you sure?
41:01Yes, hard pass
41:03One of us is going to regret it
41:04Well, probably you
41:05No, it's probably going to be you
41:07Well, no, it's going to be you
41:08We'll see you, bye
41:09Bye
41:12It's going to be you
41:28God beauty
41:29I think we'll be you
41:35But I'm sure you've loved it
41:39We'll see you
41:47We'll see you
41:48We'll sing
41:48We'll see you
41:49We'll see you
41:51I don't know.
42:21The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures.
42:23It's all the original masonry.
42:25Hi. Hi, hi, hi.
42:27So has anyone seen our host for the evening?
42:30Dying to meet him?
42:31He's gonna be bald and ugly.
42:33You saw him?
42:34No, but he's gotta be compensating for something.
42:36Yeah, having too much money.
42:39Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet?
42:41Any day now.
42:42That must be so nerve-wracking.
42:44I have no idea.
42:46What about Chelsea, Jules?
42:48Chelsea went with early decision at Duke.
42:50Oh.
42:51It's not what Brad and I would have chosen,
42:53but they have a great tennis team,
42:54and it's what Chelsea won.
42:56That's good.
42:58Wait, is that him?
42:59Lovely to meet you. Enjoy yourself.
43:00Plenty of fun.
43:03Oh, hey, how's it going, man?
43:04That's him.
43:06You were right, Susie. He's really ugly.
43:08I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
43:12That's not what he'd be eating in my bed.
43:16I thought he was a very small dick.
43:18Absolutely.
43:19Ladies.
43:20Welcome.
43:20Welcome, welcome, welcome.
43:22Oh, and Ash.
43:23My friends just call me Ash.
43:24Thank you for coming.
43:25Your house is stunning.
43:27Oh, thank you.
43:28It has to be.
43:29Compensate for my very small dick.
43:32Right?
43:34Did you hear that?
43:35Oops.
43:35Oops.
43:35I didn't.
43:36That was...
43:37Sorry.
43:39No worries.
43:47Uh-huh.
43:48Oh, okay.
43:49What's your name?
43:50Cat Reznor.
43:51Cat.
43:51Very nice to meet you.
43:54Excuse me.
43:55Enjoy yourselves, please.
43:56I'm really looking forward to getting to know Ollie.
43:59Sam.
44:00You made it.
44:01This place looks great.
44:02How did you do all this so fast?
44:04How did I do all this?
44:05I have a team.
44:06Of course you do.
44:07Come on.
44:08Let's get you a drink.
44:08Oh, thanks.
44:09But I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you.
44:11I'm not staying.
44:13What?
44:14What do you mean you're not staying?
44:15Of course you're staying.
44:16You're my only friend in Westmont Village.
44:17You can't leave me here with all these people.
44:19Come on.
44:19These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me to deal with all the withering
44:24mean girl stares tonight.
44:28Oh, they don't love you.
44:31I've burned some bridges.
44:32Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form.
44:37There's always another way across.
44:38Come on.
44:39No.
44:40I'm gonna go.
44:41Are you sure?
44:42No.
44:47I'm sorry.
45:03I'm sorry.
45:05Oh.
45:06Hi.
45:07Don't worry.
45:08I'm leaving.
45:11I wasn't worried.
45:12Imagine my relief.
45:30You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father.
45:33Man just cannot hide his disappointment.
45:37And you?
45:40Marrying me.
45:41Oh, no.
45:43It's just his face.
45:46Did he get into any specifics?
45:49Why are you pushing this so hard?
45:53Reason.
45:54No reason.
45:55Um, but also, in completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant.
46:05You...
46:08Um, uh, are you sure?
46:12That's...
46:12Yeah.
46:13And it's mine, right?
46:15I...
46:17So...
46:19Does it, uh...
46:21Does it feel like a boy?
46:24What the fuck?
46:27Oh, get the fuck away from this bitch.
46:29I can't.
46:29I can't.
46:30It's okay.
46:31I can't.
46:43I can't.
46:44Oh.
46:46Oh, my God.
46:47Oh, my God.
46:48Can I borrow her for a second?
46:49No.
46:50Uh-oh.
46:50Uh-oh.
46:51Yeah.
46:51Just a quick...
46:54Quick, uh...
46:55Question.
46:56Um, why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield?
47:01Hi.
47:02Hi.
47:02You're not a musician.
47:04Ally is not good with that kind of schedule.
47:06How do you know?
47:07She's been doing great, hasn't she?
47:09Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great.
47:12She's not a child, Coop.
47:14She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life.
47:17She's gonna screw this up.
47:18Maybe.
47:19And maybe you have to let her.
47:22You should come to me first.
47:24Stop trying to parent her.
47:26Just be her brother.
47:29Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice.
47:33Jesus.
47:34Okay.
47:35Wow.
47:36Oh, she seemed delightful.
47:38To everyone else but me.
47:41Owen Ash, I presume.
47:42Oh, Ash, please.
47:43Wow.
47:44Uh, nice to meet you.
47:45Andrew Cooper.
47:46Coop.
47:47Ah, your reputation precedes you.
47:50Wow.
47:50Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear.
47:52Cross to bear?
47:53No.
47:54Hey, take it from me.
47:54It's those experiences, the ones that challenge you and threaten you and humiliate you,
47:59that ultimately make your life worth living.
48:01Otherwise, we don't medicate ourselves into bored oblivion until there's no reason to
48:04get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore.
48:07Hey, you were arrested for murder.
48:09I mean, how many people can claim that?
48:10Most murderers.
48:12Right.
48:13So is there a Mrs. Ash I should be saying thank you to?
48:16Uh, no.
48:18Ah.
48:19Divorced.
48:20Widowed.
48:21Jesus.
48:22I'm so sorry.
48:23Oh, God.
48:24It's been eight years and I miss her every day.
48:27I'll tell you something.
48:27That woman, she taught me how to live.
48:31Huh.
48:32Well, what is it you do for a living?
48:34I'm an import-export freight consolidation.
48:37What about you?
48:38I assume you're in some kind of finance.
48:40Yeah, I run a small family office.
48:43That's suitably vague.
48:44Kind of like import-export.
48:48Hey, you're empty.
48:49We can't have that.
48:49Can we get two whiskeys here, please?
48:51Good stuff.
48:52Thank you, thank you.
49:04I've seen that look.
49:05You have?
49:06Oh, yeah.
49:06You got one.
49:07Oh, yeah.
49:07I got one.
49:08Yeah, it's a tough one.
49:08At least it gets worse.
49:10Ah.
49:11Something to look forward to.
49:16Okay, I'll let you geek out for a second.
49:18Okay.
49:18I used to love watching you play.
49:20Your form.
49:20Listen, every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty.
49:25Oh, thanks, man.
49:25It was.
49:26I appreciate it.
49:27And I joined your gym, by the way.
49:28You got a great thing going on there.
49:29I love the vibe.
49:30It's a great package.
49:31Are you opening more?
49:31And we just closed on the financing for two new locations.
49:35Two new locations?
49:36Mm-hmm.
49:37We gotta be thinking bigger than that.
49:38Look, if you don't mind me saying you're having a moment right now.
49:41You're a beloved athlete.
49:43You're on television.
49:43I saw the new segment off-brand.
49:45This is fucking great.
49:46You're gonna blow up.
49:47As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks.
49:50You don't have to deal with those shitty covenants.
49:51I would invest in you.
49:53In your brand.
49:54We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year.
49:56Get you up to 250 the year after that.
49:58Shit.
50:00What, am I going too fast?
50:01A little bit, yeah.
50:02Oh, okay, okay.
50:03I get a little carried away.
50:04I get excited.
50:04You're gonna have to stop.
50:05I'm here for it, though.
50:06Listen, listen, listen.
50:07I know how to do this.
50:09I have the resources.
50:10If you want to go national, just give me a call.
50:12I'd love to get involved.
50:13Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity.
50:16Oh, I know it.
50:16Go check out my bathrooms.
50:18I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your luxury seats.
50:22Every one of them.
50:23Hey, a man after my own heart.
50:24And that's great timing, actually, because nature's calling.
50:27Oh, oh, oh.
50:29Two more strong-ass gyms?
50:30Two more.
50:30Many more.
50:31More than two.
50:31Come on.
50:32Come on.
50:32Go big.
50:33I'm going big.
50:36We haven't officially met.
50:37Hey.
50:38Barney Choi.
50:39I manage Nick's money, as well as a handful of other high-net-worth people out here.
50:43Happy to help with anything you might need.
50:46Hey, great.
50:47Well, it's one-stop shopping around here.
50:48I love it.
50:49Barney, is it?
50:49Mm-hmm.
50:50Well, give me a little time to get my bearings, and you and I should have dinner.
50:53I've been looking for some new opportunities.
50:55I'm your man.
50:55Hey!
50:59Hey, it's all good.
51:06Hey!
51:07Come on!
51:09Thank
51:14. Well,
51:17you
51:17idiot. Hey.
52:46Oh, you know, she's, uh, taking selfies in Milan or Paris.
52:52So?
52:53Yeah, it turns out Fashion Week is not actually a week.
52:57Sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail?
53:00Maybe it's time we call there tonight.
53:02Gordy, you get me another drink.
53:04Oh, I'm not getting involved.
53:06Bye.
53:06I will get it myself.
53:08Yeah, Diane, come on.
53:09Okay.
53:10Let's get you home.
53:10No.
53:12No!
53:12Diane!
53:31There comes a moment in every soiree when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended.
53:40Or if it's just beginning.
53:44Po!
53:50Everybody in!
53:52Yeah!
53:57Put up the music!
54:08What is going on?
54:11I thought we were fighting.
54:14We're not fighting.
54:19But if it were fighting.
54:21No.
54:22You would lose.
54:23No.
54:24No!
54:25You're...
54:25Bob!
54:25Bob!
54:39Woooo!
54:44Woo!
54:45Woo!
54:46Woo!
54:47Woo!
54:59you've been avoiding me it was a lot to process yeah
55:11why didn't you take your job at Bailey back
55:17the truth is I don't really know I accepted the offer and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I
55:26said it
55:28but something happened to me when I walked out of that building I just thought that if I took
55:32that offer then everything would go right back to the way it was and I would go right back to
55:40the way I was and you didn't like the way it was I thought I did
55:47turns out I didn't well this all sounds very existential
55:55I don't know if it's profound or you're just swallowing your own bullshit but either way
56:03I want it
56:06what why
56:09because fuck my father-in-law
56:13uh okay
56:18grace is pregnant
56:23wow yeah
56:27congratulations
56:36barney getting involved was a terrible idea but that night as we sat in our drenched clothing
56:41happily wasted on a stranger's top shelf booze watching our friends and neighbors party like
56:46they were living in an f scott fitzgerald fever dream for the first time in a while the future
56:51seemed well promising and maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze or maybe it was sheer
56:57stupidity but in that moment I was just drunk enough to believe it
57:01I'm not a stranger
57:07cool babies
57:10strange but not a stranger
57:12I'm an organic guy
57:17burning down the house
57:21hold tight
57:23wait till the party's over
57:26hold tight
57:28With it for nasty weather
57:31There has got to be a way
57:36Burning down the house
57:39Here's a drink to pack your bags
57:42Time for jumping over
57:44Transportation is here
57:48I don't know what you expect
57:51Standing into the TV set
57:54Lighting fire with fire
58:23Lighting fire with fire
58:30Lighting fire with fire!
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