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00:00:15Previously on the traitors people are gonna die
00:00:19An all-star cast arrived at my castle deep in the dark Scottish Highlands. Oh my god. Yeah, it's real
00:00:25Oh
00:00:27Traitors were chosen if you feel my hand on your shoulder you are
00:00:33A traitor I get to lie deceive and kill people
00:00:39But one was a secret traitor and nobody will know their identity not even you
00:00:47The first mission caused the group to make some great decisions the players with a cop in in their grave
00:00:53We'll be up for murder tonight and nine players were unprotected from murder take a long
00:01:00Look at those coffins because one of you will be in them tonight
00:01:04For sure you just told me I said let's get a housewife who said that she said that he yelled
00:01:10out
00:01:10Put it in a housewife grave. Oh, you misheard me. I did not say he said it today
00:01:15I want to sort of throw a little bit of gas on Michael's fire
00:01:19The secret traitor's role was revered
00:01:23They will decide which players are on the shortlist for murder
00:01:27You must select who to murder only from this list you must murder one of the following players tonight
00:01:34you
00:01:36Ian
00:01:37Mark and Eric
00:01:40Who would want me out and for what reason the secret traitor could potentially really mess up our game?
00:01:46I'm thinking Colton. Imagine if it's Michael. Look at this handwriting though. That definitely could be jammed in
00:01:51I need to know who the secret traitor is reveal yourself. Where are you sir or ma'am? Where are
00:01:56you?
00:01:57I don't like it
00:02:12So one thing we can sort of cross off the list is that none of these three people are this
00:02:18secret traitor
00:02:18Ian mark or Eric. Yes such a waste that I was on the list, right? I know it's too bad
00:02:25It's too bad because we only get three. Yeah
00:02:28Anyway, it's the first murder. Let's go for the positives of killing Ian
00:02:36Mark or Eric
00:02:38Well, let's go in order. Okay, so start with Ian
00:02:43He's smart he's capable of causing some damage. Yeah, Ian would be great because he is a gamer and we
00:02:48could take one of the gamers out
00:02:50The positives of murdering mark
00:02:53Random yeah, it's random and it puts everybody on edge because it's like well if they took mark and he's
00:02:59so nice I could be there
00:03:01right, right
00:03:03Eric
00:03:04He's very intelligent, but Eric is kind of low-key so very like it would make people sort of sit
00:03:10up and say
00:03:11Why Eric Eric makes no sense it creates confusion
00:03:15It could be any of those three
00:03:17Yeah
00:03:19Who should we pick?
00:03:28That was a lot, but we all agree on our first murder. Yes, we do. Yes
00:03:35Here we go. Let's take it. Rest in peace
00:03:39It's a beautiful day
00:03:41The person that we decided to murder tonight had to go
00:03:52The time was up
00:03:53The check was cashed
00:03:55They're gonna go play blackjack with Jesus
00:03:59It's a beautiful day
00:04:02It's a beautiful day
00:04:04It's a beautiful day
00:04:05It's a beautiful day to die
00:04:11It's a beautiful day to die
00:04:12It's a new day in my castle and the traitors are still in the dark about the identity of the
00:04:16secret traitor
00:04:17But they do know which faithful was murdered and won't be coming to breakfast
00:04:22It's a beautiful day to die
00:04:28Oh
00:04:28Oh, we're first
00:04:29Are we first?
00:04:30We're first
00:04:30We're the first one
00:04:31Oh my gosh
00:04:32Oh
00:04:33Okay
00:04:33Look at this
00:04:35I literally am the first knock on the door and the first one to walk in and it's iconic
00:04:40Oh my gosh
00:04:41Look at this spread
00:04:42I'm nervous, but I'm being Lisa fucking Renna so, you know
00:04:49The first people to have breakfast in Alan's castle
00:04:52Yes
00:04:52Feels right
00:04:54Did you sleep well?
00:04:55Enough, you know
00:04:56Yeah, knowing we had a shield
00:04:57Yeah
00:04:58I was wondering though, like
00:05:00I can't believe somebody is actually getting murdered
00:05:03I know
00:05:03The game is like starting for real for real
00:05:06I'm really hoping that Robsy and Ian come through that door
00:05:10Because they're gamers
00:05:12The more of them that are here
00:05:15The less likely, hopefully, someone will look at me
00:05:19I wanted to know because I missed it last night
00:05:21I walked past the kitchen
00:05:22I saw something going on
00:05:23Oh, with Michael?
00:05:24Yeah
00:05:26So after the mission in the car
00:05:29Portia, what she thought she heard from Candace
00:05:32Is when they were looking for someone's grave to put the casket in
00:05:37Michael yelled, put it in a housewife's grave
00:05:43And Candace goes, I didn't say that
00:05:45And Candace goes, I didn't say that
00:05:45And Candace goes, I didn't say that
00:05:47And Portia was like, yes, you did
00:05:48And Portia was like, yes, you did
00:05:50I think Candace has to be careful
00:05:53As traders, we have to remind ourselves to not be the center of attention
00:05:59No
00:06:00Oh
00:06:01Oh
00:06:02Oh
00:06:03Oh my God
00:06:04Oh, hey
00:06:06Oh my gosh
00:06:08Oh my gosh
00:06:09Yeah
00:06:09Good morning
00:06:12Fabulousness is still in the building
00:06:14OK, this is a beautiful breakfast.
00:06:18I'm looking at the food and everything.
00:06:19I'm getting distracted.
00:06:20Take one more egg.
00:06:21I like three eggs.
00:06:22You got it.
00:06:24I really need to pay attention to every little thing,
00:06:27because I want to be bold, and I want to be very strategic.
00:06:32We're filling Caroline in about the kitchen yesterday.
00:06:36Oh, the kituation?
00:06:38Oh, wait, what's the kituation?
00:06:40Girl, the kituation was you and Michael.
00:06:42You started it for a time.
00:06:43You are the kituation.
00:06:44It's a light word drama.
00:06:47I forgot about it.
00:06:49Oh.
00:06:51Hello.
00:06:51Come in.
00:06:53Oh, hello.
00:06:54Good morning.
00:06:56Hi.
00:06:58Good morning.
00:07:00Good morning.
00:07:00Good morning.
00:07:01How are you?
00:07:02So this morning at breakfast, it's powerful to know what's coming
00:07:07when the majority of the room doesn't know.
00:07:10Who's missing?
00:07:11And it's also kind of trippy because I'm also searching for the secret traitor.
00:07:20And I love it.
00:07:21Everyone was safe already, right?
00:07:23No one here had a coffin.
00:07:25Everyone here was safe.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:26Yeah.
00:07:27So it's the grave diggers that are left.
00:07:29Okay.
00:07:30Who do you think is going to come in?
00:07:32Yeah.
00:07:32There's so many people.
00:07:34And there's big personalities too.
00:07:36Let's not target big personality people.
00:07:39I mean, like, we're making fun.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:42Let's not.
00:07:46Oh, my God.
00:07:47Who's knocking that?
00:07:49Who is that?
00:07:49That's Michael.
00:07:56I am so relieved to finally make it to my first breakfast.
00:08:09I mean, I can barely keep the tears.
00:08:11Oh, baby.
00:08:16You got it.
00:08:16You got it.
00:08:16You got it.
00:08:17So happy.
00:08:20Hi, everyone else.
00:08:21Hey, guys.
00:08:24Hi, guys.
00:08:24We're also still alive.
00:08:26Hi, guys.
00:08:27We had to give them a moment.
00:08:29We did.
00:08:29I love this for you.
00:08:31Live to see another day.
00:08:32We live to see another day.
00:08:35Looking around the breakfast table, I have so many suspicions, but also I am fangirling right now.
00:08:44It's so amazing to be in a situation with all these celebrities.
00:08:50I'm so happy to be here.
00:08:52Any extra day in the castle is a bonus.
00:08:55Rob, I really thought it was going to be you.
00:08:57Yes?
00:08:58They want murder.
00:08:59I really thought that too.
00:09:01Wait, why did you think Rob?
00:09:03He was fucking nervous yesterday.
00:09:04He wasn't even talking.
00:09:06He was like mute.
00:09:07I really was nervous.
00:09:10Jam Jam was so sure the traitors were going to murder me.
00:09:14And it doesn't feel like he's necessarily on the same team as me.
00:09:19It feels like he's trying to throw me under the bus.
00:09:22I'm starting to wonder if Jam Jam is a traitor.
00:09:25So wait a second.
00:09:26Who are we waiting for?
00:09:28Ian, Eric, Rob, Mark, and Michael.
00:09:34And Michael.
00:09:35Who's not coming through the door?
00:09:37Mark and Eric would be like a wild pod.
00:09:41Like, why?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:42You know?
00:09:43I think maybe Ian.
00:09:45I'd say Ian or Eric.
00:09:50Oh!
00:09:54There was a...
00:09:56Come in!
00:09:59Oh!
00:10:01Oh!
00:10:02Oh my god!
00:10:03Oh my god!
00:10:10Oh my god!
00:10:28Top of the morning to you, Dorinda.
00:10:35Wait, who is it?
00:10:37It's Ian.
00:10:39It's Ian.
00:10:39No way.
00:10:41You're lying.
00:10:41Oh, my God.
00:10:43I'm going to cry.
00:10:49I think the best course of action to keep the scent off of us is to murder Ian.
00:10:54I agree.
00:10:55He really doesn't want to let off how smart he is, but he's a genius.
00:10:58He won Big Brother.
00:11:00Yes, he did.
00:11:00We need non-threats in the game.
00:11:02I think so, too.
00:11:03Yeah.
00:11:04Agreed.
00:11:05Okay.
00:11:06Rest in peace.
00:11:09Yep, I knew it.
00:11:13Son of a gun.
00:11:23I had a feeling that was going to be the case.
00:11:27I just don't know what I could have done differently, but you know what?
00:11:32This is the biggest backhanded compliment in this game.
00:11:37That's basically all I have to say.
00:11:43Oh, shit, Ian.
00:11:45Well, I guess we have to raise the glass to Ian.
00:11:48To Ian?
00:11:48To Ian.
00:11:49To Ian.
00:11:50He's so sweet.
00:11:51To Ian.
00:11:52Oh, to Ian.
00:11:53I have to speak on Ian's behalf.
00:11:56Who he was in here is just genuinely who he is.
00:12:00It was really hard for him to come here.
00:12:02He came because he said he wanted to face his fears.
00:12:07I don't know.
00:12:08I feel bad for him.
00:12:09I hope he doesn't, like, take it, uh, personally.
00:12:12Hard, yeah.
00:12:12Shame on you, murderer.
00:12:14Shame on you, murderer.
00:12:19That's his business.
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21Tiffany.
00:12:22I don't know much about Tiffany.
00:12:23And the fact that she made such a big deal out of Ian going really sort of confuses me.
00:12:29I sort of get that they're from the same show, but I'm not really trusting him.
00:12:33Somebody in here is heartless.
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:39Good morning.
00:12:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:41Woo!
00:12:42Yes!
00:12:43Woo-hoo!
00:12:45Yes.
00:12:46Yes.
00:12:47Good morning, players.
00:12:48Good morning.
00:12:49Good morning.
00:13:07Good morning.
00:13:09lovely Ian so cruelly ripped from our arms he's with the angels now Jesus
00:13:17anyway oh Lord onwards and upwards polish off your sausage it's time to
00:13:24leave your seats at the table let's hope you're ready to be thrown into the next
00:13:30mission we're gonna be catapulting don't you think no I want Rob R to throw me
00:13:59I really wanted to know who the secret traitor is I need to look for people to make a mistake
00:14:05I'll need to be paying attention to everything that's going on is that cash me name snakeskin
00:14:10baby I think right away Michael's already in my head because he was just spouting off person
00:14:17after person after person I don't trust him he's shifty let's go that was not a good night's sleep
00:14:23and it was a really quick breakfast I feel like we slept well last night because we were so well
00:14:29so safe now I'm like scared I made it I made it oh I feel bad
00:14:40I'm so scared tonight's gonna be a scary night to do a vote so they chose Ian so let's think
00:14:45about
00:14:46that like why what are we chatting we were saying it's so hard it's just speculation at this point
00:14:53I don't I haven't formed any real opinion I have nothing I do not I cannot I can look at
00:14:58each person
00:14:59and I cannot get a feel like I feel real crazy because I also thought it could have been Ian
00:15:04and
00:15:04he's the one I killed like now I'm sitting at the table in there looking at everybody and I'm like
00:15:13I don't see nothing Portia slipped up she said I killed Ian maybe that was a bit of a slip
00:15:22of the
00:15:22tongue just a mistake but it's a little suspicious to me here's what the thing is Michael if he's not
00:15:29a
00:15:29traitor not a great faithful because he's so he just distracts and he's too eccentric he's not
00:15:34going to work with us to help us find anybody I don't think it's Michael is there anyone else you
00:15:38thought of that you're thinking about that might be treacherous Donna really I've been watching her the
00:15:46entire time only someone who feels safe doesn't feel like they need to make connections she's not talking game to
00:15:53anybody I'm sorry today at breakfast she was so quiet and at the round table as soon as we took
00:15:57off mask her face was like
00:16:00so lifeless she changed every day she changed everybody's scared to say her name I'm not scared of
00:16:05Michael I'm scared of the Swifties I really love Donna she reminds me a lot of my mom but I
00:16:12also want to be
00:16:13somebody who helps get a traitor out because I feel like that would help my game and if she is
00:16:17one I want
00:16:18to be the one to to help bring her down
00:16:23we were trying to figure out who the hell we're gonna vote for tonight we have to vote for somebody
00:16:29tonight yeah yeah now it starts there's like a consistent two times every single day two people
00:16:35a day will disappear because if we kill if we kill a faithful and vanish like you know I'm saying
00:16:43like
00:16:43it's gonna be two fables out each day oh geez was that just a slip yeah I could have just
00:16:49been
00:16:49off the cuff and she wasn't really paying attention to what she was saying I've been
00:16:53here all the time I'm gonna go to school and assess some things out or did she really was that
00:16:57just her
00:16:58not being careful now I'm gonna say something when I was sitting here and we were talking and
00:17:05Portia was kind of holding court she said that when I killed him last night
00:17:13there was another miswording to before you came in that might be something to talk to people about
00:17:19gotta be careful because because we don't know who can try to protect her
00:17:23Portia's been calling a couple of slip-ups it's like a Freudian yeah when you combine it with the
00:17:31argument that she set off with Michael makes me very suspicious Portia I think you're a traitor
00:17:44mission time here we go ready show me the money in today's mission the players will not only have
00:17:53another chance to earn money for the prize pot but they'll also have the opportunity to fight for
00:17:58the all-important shields protecting them from murder Michael's name was getting thrown around
00:18:03all the time but then everyone was like it would be terrible traitor move to just talk that much
00:18:07however if there's one person that would talk that much as a traitor it would be I think as Portia
00:18:14it's just hard to find who to trust because I saw some people who I know heard it they didn't
00:18:19react at
00:18:19all I'm not saying anything else to anybody just with you guys because that's all I know I can trust
00:18:25I'm
00:18:25trying to form relationships with individuals that feel comfortable with me you know I think Ron and I
00:18:32get along Travis worked on a show with Ron so I know he's a good guy that might be the
00:18:39wrong strategy
00:18:40but that's where I'm headed at this point so what do you guys think about the mission today I don't
00:18:49think there's enough safety right now for anybody to prioritize money over a shield Jam Jam you are
00:18:56shady you be a good housewife I'm a survivor winner so if there's a shield in this mission I'm gonna
00:19:02have it your chair it's a throne oh boy oh my god look at Lala if anyone belongs in the
00:19:18throne it's me
00:19:19I'm like should horses be pulling these but I have a feeling we are going to be pulling these
00:19:25greetings players in your mission today you must work together to transport these three thrones back to my castle
00:19:36oh no way maybe I should have gotten murdered do you see how far the castle is from here how
00:19:48cruel Alan
00:19:50on your way you will come across three different stops where you will have the chance to find and
00:19:56collect bags of gold twenty four thousand dollars worth of gold to be precise you must safely deposit
00:20:04these bags into one of the thrones chests now herein lies the rub here we go these are not only
00:20:13regal
00:20:13thrones they are shield thrones three of you will travel back to the castle sat high upon them
00:20:21by sitting on a throne you will be shielded from tonight's mud but how long can you hold on to
00:20:28that seat as hidden at each gold stop there are two of these shield tokens if you manage to find
00:20:39one
00:20:39of them you can use it to swap places with any player sitting on a throne oh wow okay only
00:20:47the three
00:20:48players sat on the thrones when you reach my castle will be protected from murder tonight but listen
00:20:55carefully if you all fail to get back to the castle within 45 minutes you will earn nothing what no
00:21:02gold
00:21:03wow no shields all right and to make it just a little tougher on you all I will not be
00:21:09giving you any
00:21:10time checks today so it will be up to you to try and track how long you have left I
00:21:16need my watch
00:21:16you must now decide amongst yourselves which three players will start the mission seated upon the
00:21:23thrones and therefore initially protected from murder the lightest people yep I agree I got a
00:21:31little new booty when I have my baby but I'm still petite most likely if you're starting you probably
00:21:36are not finishing on that thing just throwing that out I'll get on I don't care okay one two and
00:21:43one a
00:21:43third person okay and Candace okay great Tiffany Candace and Caroline come and take these shields and
00:21:50take your places next to the throne good luck I will be back at my castle drinking a hot toddy
00:21:56taxi
00:22:01oh my god oh my god oh wow yes are you ready Lala oh bye Alan later taters
00:22:19I want to go in that all right team if I can stop a shield from being taken by the
00:22:26faithful and sit my
00:22:28ass down for an entire mission and no one asked any questions this is a win let's get some money
00:22:36I'm keeping track of time time and money I'm scared
00:22:46in this mission we have to keep time ourselves if we do not make it to the castle within 45
00:22:54minutes
00:22:54we get nothing all right I don't have a watch but it's in my head y'all are doing amazing
00:23:04I'll keep track of the time you do all the work
00:23:10oh my gosh how is it Caroline it's very bumpy watch out there's a ditch oh my god my uterus
00:23:19all right guys we'll almost hit the first stop watch out stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
00:23:23search the orchard for eight thousand dollars of gold and shield tokens all right go let's go okay
00:23:31go go go go go deep in there go deep oh I want a shield I want to rest I
00:23:38don't want to be up for
00:23:39murder tonight I was just up for murder nothing nothing Porsche fuck is there nothing in trees
00:23:44there's nothing I got it right here right here right here I don't think it's a great strategy to start
00:23:58sitting on the thrones early on because the probability of somebody else finding a shield
00:24:02token is much higher so I'll definitely go hard for the gold and one and two and then on the
00:24:08third
00:24:08stop I'm going strictly for the shield token I got a thousand I found a token I shouldn't use this
00:24:19Lisa
00:24:19use this I shouldn't get in the car okay okay okay me getting in that throne and having them carry
00:24:25me
00:24:26to God knows how far the next checkpoint is would be ridiculous and I think the whole group will resent
00:24:32me so I give it to Lisa Rinna she was the first tiny person I saw so she can get
00:24:37in the chariot
00:24:47oh my gosh thank you I want no part of sitting on the throne it just doesn't feel right as
00:24:53heavy
00:24:54male just taking a token right away not really comfortable with that wasn't raised that way I
00:24:59know my mom would be much more proud of me if I actually handed off the shield to a lady
00:25:04and let
00:25:05them sit on the throne I'm taking your throne because I'm exhausted okay Jorinda really I want
00:25:12to stay in this throne it sucks because any shield that is kept out of a faithful's hands is good
00:25:20for
00:25:21us 500 left oh we're good we're good let's go let's go let's go we got a thousand good job
00:25:29let's go let's go let's go let's go you okay oh my god we got eight thousand dollars
00:25:36what do you think time wise like seven minutes that weren't like that was ten minutes I think
00:25:41okay yeah we're at the ten minute mark
00:25:45let's fight this hill
00:25:54there's the bank of the river for eight thousand of gold and shield token
00:25:58here we go all right let's go eight thousand what are the ropes for pull those ropes oh we're
00:26:03pulling rope oh shit there's gonna be frogs and turtles and shit I got five hundred I got five
00:26:08yeah you can do it oh shit there's a bucket what is that I got a token you got it
00:26:16I got a token
00:26:25shield for me shield token I don't care who I take off get off my seat I'm out girl get
00:26:45off the
00:26:46tron Dorendra I am now the queen can I get a foot Rob we have three thousand more to go
00:26:54three
00:26:54thousand guys come on we suck there's in the grass it's in the reeds oh it's in the weeds
00:27:01500 how are we on time we're about it 18 19 minutes I said leave let's go let's go it's
00:27:07too
00:27:08much time I don't know how close we are to that 45 minutes but I know that our time is
00:27:13in jeopardy
00:27:14let's go guys straight up now it's uphill all right one more patience will going uphill at
00:27:20the end it's diabolical oh my god come on guys you got it breathe guys deep in deep out deep
00:27:29all right buckle up bitches let's go you're doing great you guys you're doing great bottle stretch
00:27:35one more stop search the forest for 8,000 of gold and shield tokens okay let's go I'm gonna get
00:27:45the
00:27:45shield this is my last shot I have to get into that forest so I can find a shield token
00:27:51immediately
00:27:52and get back to the chariot I got 500 got 500 more 500 I got a token Colton you have
00:28:02a shield
00:28:03yeah Colton don't you dare she was like a rose that I'm about to fucking hand out
00:28:11Lisa I'm gonna use yours I'm pretty close to Maura and Caroline at this point and Lisa is someone who
00:28:18is
00:28:18definitely on my radar so it's a relatively easy decision for me are you sure I just walked up
00:28:25here number one I cannot believe it I have been dethroned by a big burly football player I don't
00:28:35like it I got 500 I'm really nervous because I'm thinking I want to have a lovely night's sleep
00:28:42not thinking of being murdered I'm so close 500 move around the bushes I got 500 more anything hanging
00:28:53could it be somewhere obvious token holy crap thank you I started walking and jam jam looks over at me
00:29:06with this puppy dog guys like I just had to give it to him and the thing is I don't
00:29:09trust jam jam at
00:29:10all but he might be the secret traitor so it could potentially earn favor with him and help me in
00:29:17the
00:29:17long run and if that happens then great I'm gonna take someone out they're not gonna kick you out
00:29:26no don't want you want you want jam jam just keeps going why don't take me off the sea
00:29:49I'm gonna take someone out
00:29:56they're not gonna kick you out jam jam no don't want
00:30:02you won't you won't
00:30:07can you forgive me please don't you forgive me nobody's saying you're a threat
00:30:10I'm shocked at you jam jam I'm really afraid I think I should have the uh the shield
00:30:16they've gone I will get out for you yeah please forgive me I need safety
00:30:23if anybody needs excuse me hold on hold on a second you already put it in there
00:30:27it was his phone okay I see some bullshit
00:30:30I absolutely wanted to get on the throne I thought everybody would sort of have a chance
00:30:34to say why they should get a shield and why they need a shield that wasn't gonna happen
00:30:41you see what's happening arena
00:30:43bad that I'm fuming at jam jam you're trying to show to everyone that you really need a shield
00:30:51I just don't think that his reason is good enough that is making me feel even more so that you're
00:31:00a
00:31:00trair did we get all the money that's gotta be close to it let's get going let's go guys
00:31:06let's go y'all need somebody strong up here to push Colton's big ass
00:31:10let's go
00:31:11oh my fucking god
00:31:16we don't have a clock we don't know how much time we have left so we're pushing and pulling these
00:31:23heavy ass
00:31:24chariots we don't need giant guys also sitting in the chairs oh my god
00:31:30Jesus
00:31:32this is a tough mission
00:31:33come on everybody you can do it
00:31:35come on just one last push
00:31:39push push go let's go
00:31:41we don't get back in time we get nothing and so then all of that searching all of the money
00:31:46we've collected
00:31:47is a waste
00:31:48go go go go
00:31:48push this
00:31:50go
00:31:50hurry hurry
00:31:55we crushed that
00:31:57oh my god
00:31:57we crushed that
00:31:58sweaty hugs all around
00:31:59we did that
00:32:00good job
00:32:00come in come in come in
00:32:04you've crossed the finish line congratulations one and all
00:32:08but did you return within the 45 minutes
00:32:12you aced it still 10 minutes left on the crowd
00:32:15well done everybody
00:32:16can we go back and look for money
00:32:18you've added 22 500 to your prize part
00:32:25jam jam
00:32:27caroline and colton
00:32:30you are sitting very pretty indeed as you are protected from murder tonight
00:32:37how's everyone feeling i'm just curious how we figured out who got the final shields to protect them
00:32:42from murder tonight
00:32:45at one point moira moira was in the chair and then her and jam jam decided to switch out
00:32:50i feel extremely vulnerable if you need a shield you should feel like you're in a vulnerable position
00:32:56do you feel like you're in a vulnerable position i would not have done it otherwise
00:33:01i think this is a good thing to discuss at the round table
00:33:04yes exactly
00:33:05i know people are gonna say that i'm selfish but anybody that ended up in the sharia was gonna be
00:33:10selfish but michael made a whole freaking scene in front of everyone like let us play like it's not
00:33:17about you like literally traitor behavior but now it's time to get back inside because your first
00:33:24banishment is upon us yeah your first taste of democracy at my round table and unlike today
00:33:32all of you will be guaranteed a seat in you go all right thank you good job guys we killed
00:33:38it though
00:33:38oh no baby jam jam's reaction is very defensive i don't trust him at all none 0.0 nothing
00:33:52if i had a token in my hand i would have sat on the throne no no sweat knocked somebody
00:33:58off and
00:33:58jumped on i know i would have i would have misstated my case about the token
00:34:07oh that's what i'm talking about i just want to eat for a second
00:34:15have you heard any names on how are you feeling me yeah
00:34:22well i don't know that's a good question it's kind of as soon as it's all
00:34:31i'm like nobody there's not a single person in this game that you like maybe them okay i got you
00:34:42yeah so she's not coming with anyone's name she's not really helping find anything out
00:34:48that feels very shady then here comes portia
00:34:57in my group portia is the way that we're going to be voting but in the castle you have to
00:35:05be
00:35:05really careful because you don't know who the traders are and i don't know who's going to go running
00:35:10to portia okay is that still the plan so far i'm just going to ask questions i don't have a
00:35:18full vote
00:35:19but i'm going to bring it up and ask questions that's what i'll do hopefully we throw the table
00:35:25into some discussion about it and maybe change some minds at this point all we can do is plead our
00:35:31case
00:35:31and play the game yeah so what are we going to do oh gosh come on i need direction you
00:35:41don't think it's
00:35:42donna no you don't think i don't
00:35:49listen she's 74. she's with a bunch of people she doesn't know yeah donna's been on tv she's no but
00:35:56i'm
00:35:56and she watches she she's actually been very talkative to me and quite frankly the swifty
00:36:03thing scares me that's such a hard call yeah i have my suspicions that donna could be the secret
00:36:11trader she just seems a little nervous so i'm kind of torn do i spare her and choose a random
00:36:18person
00:36:19because she could be one of us or do i just vote her out because that would be iconic to
00:36:25get
00:36:25a trader at the beginning of this game who do you think it's between tonight at the round table
00:36:32well i'm gonna say myself and that i don't know i'll tell you the other name i heard what
00:36:40donna wow i've yet to hear donna talk game at all a little bit of a red flag so you
00:36:45feel like her name
00:36:46is definitely going down on some cars tonight like she's gonna have to talk at the round table for sure
00:36:49yeah right now unfortunately at the top of my list for not trusting is
00:36:58donna i hate even saying that out loud it breaks my heart because on paper i would keep donna every
00:37:05single time but the unfortunate part of this game is it's not black and white can i ask like what
00:37:11your
00:37:12plan is tonight at the table you know what colin after tonight when you see how i handle myself as
00:37:17a
00:37:17faithful you'll know michael is a faithful and he keeps it real i'm expecting to be questioned and
00:37:26i'm expecting to have to duke it out and defend myself but that is something i am ultra comfortable
00:37:31with trust me i make it through tonight trust me where are you on michael right now michael yeah i
00:37:43don't think he's a drink i don't think he is either whoever the traitor is is probably the one going
00:37:47around saying michael michael michael because they want us to vote him out and he's a faithful do you
00:37:51think he's the next level traitor that we've never seen before i mean he's a professional actor it's
00:37:55possible first of all there's four of them right there's at least four there's four
00:38:06i'm hearing portia say there's four traitors how does she know that we don't know how many
00:38:13traitors there are unless you are one i'm more concrete now than i ever was i feel like we're about
00:38:21to be the first faithful in the history of the game to get a traitor on our first night and
00:38:29i can't
00:38:29wait sorry portia follow me down into the valley night where all the flowers bloom
00:38:50we're going into the first round table my priority is definitely to protect my fellow traders
00:38:57it's kind of weird we could vote out the secret trader and i have no idea who it is
00:39:04it's really early to kind of say i know for a thousand percent that donna is a traitor but i
00:39:10have that feeling and i need to make sure i voice that i have no idea if portia is a
00:39:19traitor or not
00:39:20but we have to bring it up and it is very daunting you know because i'm kind of an outlier
00:39:28i don't
00:39:28really fit with any particular group i'm not a gamer or anything exciting i'm just a mom
00:39:41the first duty of society is justice said alexander hamilton and so here we are don't throw away your
00:39:51shot players
00:39:57the tear-stained pages of traitors history are filled with the blood of the innocent at this table
00:40:07and what a triumph it would be if you caught a traitor on the opening page
00:40:15look around you who at the table has your back and who would sooner stab you in it
00:40:28who in short
00:40:32is a traitor
00:40:36players the floor is yours
00:41:03okay can i just say some things
00:41:05okay can i just say some things
00:41:13do you just say it because as faithfuls we can't be scared to say things we have to take everything
00:41:19into account yeah donna
00:41:23you popped up on my radar
00:41:27this is me speaking not knowing you but just observing since the round table when we all took
00:41:34off our blindfolds i just saw this stress in your face and the personality is just a little bit less
00:41:41friendly and almost like a stressor
00:41:46you're gonna be just wasting a vote i feel that sometimes i shouldn't just barge in when there's
00:41:54conversations going on that's just my personality sometimes i'm way up here sometimes i'm there
00:42:00well it's kind of sad because i'm not attached to anyone else here yeah all alone you know low
00:42:06hanging fruit who would get out people that really don't have anyone else to back them up low hanging
00:42:13fruit doesn't mean you're not a traitor though
00:42:25well i'm gonna just present to all of you i do have three pieces of evidence that i'll present
00:42:39so on our first mission when we came back from the graves there was a misunderstanding about
00:42:46what candace had said to portia about whether or not michael had said let's get the caskets in the
00:42:55housewives and there was a bit of a thing that went back and forth back and forth that ended up
00:43:00what
00:43:00you saying maybe you misheard then after ian passed away there were a couple of times when you talked
00:43:11about the traitors you said when i murdered ian last night who said that who said that for sure
00:43:24me you did a couple of times
00:43:31and now again at dinner tonight i heard you say there's four traitors right
00:43:39it wasn't like oh there could be
00:43:44and i was wondering how would you know that yeah
00:43:52well um i'm not a traitor i'll start with that but i'll also say i did probably misspeak
00:44:01like i'm trying to figure out the game and i'm trying to mostly put my mind
00:44:06in the mind of them to try to think about what would they do for the part with candace
00:44:14i full well thought that candace was going to say that michael said put it in a housewife's grave
00:44:22but would you admit that you said this morning you did say i murdered him
00:44:29i don't remember saying that i i heard it i heard it
00:44:34yeah well if i said that i completely misspoke i didn't murder anybody i think you're lying and
00:44:41you have a right to have your evidence and i have a right to respond of course and i just
00:44:46like
00:44:46everyone else would definitely hate to get rid of anybody that's the faithful on the first round
00:44:57i'll say i haven't slipped up in any conversation or words because i'm not in my head going back and
00:45:03forth whether i'm a traitor or faithful and what card am i playing now yes it's very easy to be
00:45:09a
00:45:09faithful and talk faith like a faithful but it's also easy to have slips
00:45:18and this game is a lot it's stressful i know porsha and i know that she has a habit of
00:45:30saying things
00:45:31that may be a misremember and i do believe that that is where it came from
00:45:39with miss donna i think it's more black and white for me
00:45:48you would make a good trader that's very nice of you to say you would also
00:45:57i mean you're very talkative you're very presentable
00:46:02that is typical trader and deflection
00:46:08why are you so quick to believe that donna is off of just
00:46:13that it would make sense mentally to you it wasn't quick those are my reasons you don't have to agree
00:46:21with them nor like them however those are my reasons
00:46:31but what i was going to say is i brought three pieces of evidence that i think are valuable
00:46:38does anyone have anyone on other out there can bring more than can you bring more than one piece
00:46:43of evidence
00:46:47that's a good question i'll just start off with the conversation we started outside when i asked
00:46:52about the shield i imagined that there was going to be a little bit more negotiating based on the
00:46:58fact that last night myself and eight other people were up for murder well now seven other people because
00:47:05we got rid of ian wait who's we yeah why did you say we got rid of does that mean
00:47:21you're a traitor
00:47:24let me tell you something mora i am as faithful as a faithful
00:47:30why did you say we well because i said we got rid of
00:47:34the traitors did we all heard that right yeah we all heard that
00:47:38good go go for it knock yourselves out i'm telling you right now i'm just the most faithful
00:47:43of the faithful you literally said we when we killed ian and i've said a lot of things that's a
00:47:48big thing maybe just stop talking i will let's not get distracted i said all kinds of
00:47:56shit since i got here i'm a traitor let's not lose the plot okay
00:48:02i i'm just curious michael if you are faithful i don't think you realize that every time you speak
00:48:07you throw all of this off like that fact that jam jam asked mara to jump off doesn't actually affect
00:48:15you because i wanted my chance to get it to get a shield but is it useful information
00:48:23this is more reasons why michael we think that you're a traitor because you do this stuff
00:48:27oh you're a bad faithful what we know is right now tonight at the table you said when we killed
00:48:32ian so i can't verify what ron heard with that he said to portia okay i'm speaking for me
00:48:39i can verify what i heard tonight is that at this wrong table with all 22 of us you said
00:48:43when we
00:48:44killed ian i am letting you know if i get cold over there on some i'm gonna quote myself right
00:48:52over
00:48:53there let's go for it let's see what he says stick with me he's going to stick with him i'm
00:48:58with
00:48:58you with porscheon do you take permission all right i'm letting you know right now i am as faithful
00:49:05as the faithful let's do the vote we're trying to find traders not loud mouths and not guys you don't
00:49:14like or not guys there's also loud mouth traders that you might be all right well let's let's do the
00:49:19vote dance blares the time for talk is over it's now time to vote
00:49:41the evidence for portia is way more than any evidence for donna or michael
00:49:49she's most likely the secret trader what do i do here it could help me look like a faithful
00:49:57but you don't vote off a fellow housewife right out of the gate
00:50:07you know i really don't know why they want to banish me except that they're not quite sure about
00:50:15who i am if i get out of this round table it's going to be a miracle
00:50:22the votes are locked
00:50:29we start the votes with donna
00:50:34donna who do you think is a traitor and why
00:50:40i picked porsche just for the simple reason of what things that i heard and
00:50:46that's really all i have to go on right now eric porsche
00:50:57money i went with michael
00:51:01and i think you're perfectly placed to be an extremely
00:51:13a gifted traitor and i'm so sorry i had to vote for you christian i voted for donna
00:51:20tiffany this actually does say michael
00:51:24jam jam jam i voted for michael because you asked for it dorinda who do you think is a traitor
00:51:35i voted for donna michael porsche just because of that flub up and i hate doing it natalie
00:51:49why i voted for donna rob r i had to go with the facts so i voted for portion mark
00:51:56you voted for
00:51:57yourself portion portia i didn't really have facts on anyone but i definitely had my eye on miss donna
00:52:05so i did pick you as the traitor rob c my vote is for michael you're either the boldest
00:52:14traitor that the game has ever seen or you're holding back some of the discussions that we need
00:52:20to have here so six votes for donna five votes for porsche and four votes for michael tara who do
00:52:32you
00:52:32think is a traitor and why you'll see from my vote how conflicted i am but donna you are so
00:52:41articulate
00:52:42and convincing and maybe that would make a good traitor stephen porsche i'm so sorry but i voted for you
00:52:55caroline i voted for you donna ron well i've been pretty clear about it up front i voted for porsche
00:53:06mora i went with porsche i can't really get past what ron said it's good evidence
00:53:17so there's eight votes for donna eight votes for porsche and four votes for michael
00:53:27lisa this is really hard for me i came in here hearing michael's name hearing donna's name
00:53:35there was evidence that ron brought to the table and i am so so sorry porsche
00:53:43it really pains me to vote for you
00:53:48colton if you vote for donna we go to a tie
00:53:55if you vote for porsche or anyone else porsche will be banished with the final vote
00:54:02colton who do you think is a traitor and why
00:54:22colton who do you think is a traitor and why
00:54:32the only advantage that the faithful have in this game is that you know for certain
00:54:39that you are faithful
00:54:42and with the evidence tonight
00:54:49i voted for porsche
00:55:02porsche you have received the most votes and are banished from the game
00:55:07please come forward to the circle of truth
00:55:22porsche
00:55:26before you leave my castle forever please reveal to us are you faithful
00:55:34or a traitor
00:55:39um i just want to say
00:55:43i'm the type of person i fight for people
00:55:47i came in and i tried to fight for the housewives
00:55:54and almost starting to feel like i'm going to be the one who is going to help to lead us
00:55:58to find
00:55:59a traitor the first time
00:56:06i
00:56:06i am
00:56:14a faithful
00:56:33a faithful has been banished at our first democratic outing
00:56:38your sorrow
00:56:40your sorrow dear faithful has only just begun
00:56:44because before the dawn comes creeping in the traitors will have wreaked yet more sorrow
00:56:50in the most brutal and indeed the only way they know how
00:56:54bloody murder
00:56:56good night sweet players and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
00:57:06she was ride or die for the faithful yeah
00:57:10oh my god
00:57:13i wanted to get a traitor
00:57:16oh ron
00:57:18i was convinced with the evidence
00:57:22i thought i had clear and true evidence instead i sent a beautiful woman home
00:57:29i hate it i don't like it at all and i put myself out there so i think now
00:57:36i think that's going to put a target on my back
00:57:39of course i haven't been no damn traitor
00:57:41i never thought she was a traitor
00:57:43she could never be a traitor she's too expressive she's too emotional
00:57:48oh who's the traitor he is well now i'm looking at wrong
00:57:52i mean it's so nice
00:57:59he played us like a fiddle he did and you know what we lost portia that's a shame and not
00:58:05only
00:58:05that you know what we did housewives turned against each other they did in public yeah okay
00:58:10that's bad really bad why is that lisa did that that was dumb i don't know why she did that
00:58:16at least she's stronger than that ron came in here quiet as hell acting like like a mute
00:58:23and then he got to that table and said
00:58:28ron is a silent killer portia was nowhere nowhere on my radar that shouldn't have happened
00:58:35we now have ron running the show and if the secret traitor is ron i'm gonna clock his ass
00:58:45for the most every person that like at the round table at the round tables like we're all gonna have
00:58:49to go through that at some point hey you did a good job i appreciate it it was difficult you
00:58:55got
00:58:55thrown into the fire tonight i have to say it was very daunting to be up there and there's a
00:59:03lot of
00:59:03people here that i'm fans of i almost feel like i'm not worthy you are you are like the mother
00:59:10of
00:59:10america but that's the way i feel i did the same thing to paul mccartney at the super bowl oh
00:59:16i just
00:59:16humble brag you're just dropping out i don't know
00:59:24the first banishment and the first blood has gone to the traitors and the bloodshed will soon
00:59:30continue what the traitors don't know is that they're going to have to work a little bit harder
00:59:35for tonight's murder as i always say no risk no reward
00:59:48oh my god
00:59:53oh my god my heart's pounding hold on a second
00:59:56dear traders tonight you must murder in plain sight oh my god in the kitchen there are tarot cards
01:00:06hidden behind a portrait these cards represent the players the secret trader has shortlisted for
01:00:14murder you must find these cards and discuss with your fellow traders who to murder what you must then
01:00:21take the card of the player you want to murder and burn it in the breakfast room burn it in
01:00:28the
01:00:28breakfast room
01:00:32if successful you will have earned the right to meet the secret trader
01:00:36and be united tomorrow if you're unsuccessful there will be no murder tonight oh god and you will not
01:00:44meet the secret trader and you will not have any control over tomorrow's murder this is
01:00:53this is risky like i'm not an arsonist how am i supposed to light some on fire like how do
01:00:59i
01:00:59do that and not look like a lunatic now whatever i can play yeah let's do it let's do it
01:01:05oh my god
01:01:17we are being tasked with pulling off the greatest murder in trader's history
01:01:25it is incredibly stressful i've had a whole glass of wine and i have to now turn on my bad
01:01:34bitch and serve how are you doing i need some water you want to say i liked you at the
01:01:41round table
01:01:42huh i liked what you said at the round table yeah you were very eloquent what i i blanked what
01:01:48did i say
01:01:50it's a lot of pressure to keep your eyes from darting around the room and shifting and looking for
01:01:55hinges on picture frames on walls
01:02:04what are you up to i don't know i'm just really nervous about who they're going to kill tonight rob
01:02:10catch me
01:02:12what is happening
01:02:15i was ready i'm kidding oh i was gonna do i broke something i thought we were gonna do dirty
01:02:20dancing we were going to but then i just i just went into like it's so tense and hot in
01:02:24this place
01:02:25yeah i loved that i'm feeling nervous because there's a lot of people in the kitchen we got to
01:02:29make a plan
01:02:32i just happened to be in that room and heard that yeah yeah i mean that would make my ears
01:02:37perk up yeah
01:02:40and it was just i mean you know it was just the way the sentence was laid out it was
01:02:43just like wait
01:02:44that's the it didn't feel like yeah i went what did she just say
01:02:49luckily i knew which painting it was just by looking at him it was the reaper one obviously
01:02:57my emerald fell off when i was running and i just found it oh god come on i would have
01:03:01never seen that
01:03:02it was sucked and that's why when we came down distract distraction distract them take them into
01:03:07the bar or something we want to gain full power over the short list and meet the secret traitor come
01:03:16on come on you two but it feels impossible what the hell like why how why would a faithful say
01:03:25i kill leon that i was done then i mean it all would have been good if it turned out
01:03:31good you
01:03:32can't blame yourself for that i'm standing in the bar just not sure like how i'm gonna get everybody
01:03:38away from the kitchen what is my game plan do i pass out do i burst into tears because i'm
01:03:44so distraught
01:03:45over portion i'm running through my mind and all of these things and then it hits me you know this
01:03:51would be a great time for the conga line oh my god yes duh of course it makes sense to
01:04:02do a conga line
01:04:03why the hell not you are crazy this is the perfect time for the conga line i'm ready i need
01:04:12some fun
01:04:12okay ready can we do we start in here though yeah let's just keep getting come on wait no everyone
01:04:19has to join hey come here do you have a second i hear a conga line start in the bar
01:04:28something feels
01:04:30off i'm scared the traders might be doing a murder in plain sight you'd like to make my stomach yeah
01:04:36but
01:04:36let's get there there in there like let's stay away from there my spidey senses are tingling
01:04:42tonight and i am going to do my best to not do anything out of the ordinary
01:04:54don't let him hug you or kiss you
01:04:59conga line hide
01:05:08hey i need rob and lisa to do their part i need them to get in that kitchen get these
01:05:16cards
01:05:17and figure it out everyone conga come what
01:05:24come on yeah i'm not i'm not doing this i'm not doing this
01:05:38all right i'm out of breath
01:05:44the secret trader has shortlisted monet robsie tara and kristen now we need to decide who to murder
01:05:58my heart's beating out of my chest but honestly i'm having like some of the most fun i've ever had
01:06:02in forever it's like catching snakes like this is kind of scary but it's fun i love it oh my
01:06:08god
01:06:08you made it happen yeah right i really wanted to do that you know it pays to be a little
01:06:17bit extra
01:06:30do you play chess no you don't play yeah i'll teach you okay
01:06:37i see the chess board and i'm like oh this is the perfect opportunity you know no one's gonna watch
01:06:42just play chess and no one's gonna try to talk to us while we're playing chess you know we're focused
01:06:48these are the pawns uh-huh and this is the queen this is the king this is the bishop this
01:06:54is the knight
01:06:55this is the castle okay yeah so basically do we want to kill rob c for your name and then
01:07:07this one
01:07:08if that one was tara okay and then this one's kristen so okay you got me yeah um which way
01:07:18do you like
01:07:19which one would you choose to go which forward like well it depends on
01:07:27so okay so this is the starting formation this is so insanely tense right now i am thinking that
01:07:35right now we could get caught so which one do you move first um shoot um
01:07:51i'm concerned that the traders could be trying to do a murder in plain sight
01:07:57if somebody has to do something unusual like somebody gives you a drink
01:08:01uh-huh like they could be like we've just shared skittles no i know these these are these are
01:08:07regular skittles you started the conga line right yes okay that was your idea yes
01:08:15yeah
01:08:19this one
01:08:22you like that okay yeah yeah yeah that sounds good to me
01:08:27okay okay this is boring it's so i you know i'm in the bathroom it was a pleasure though
01:08:34oh bed time
01:08:36they did it so where the cards
01:08:43lisa and i have finished playing chess i've never been happier to hear a bell in my life me too
01:08:48the problem is we're running out of time we're gonna have to go to bed soon
01:08:51good night good night pray for me
01:09:03in front of you hope i see you tomorrow good night everyone
01:09:10at any second somebody could come through that breakfast door any second
01:09:15it's already started people are right next door kristin is right in the foyer
01:09:28good at night i hope i'm alive in the morning
01:09:37long day for everybody yeah we almost ran out of time but we got it done let's go
01:09:50i'm screaming inside because i know it was done right night but i don't know who
01:09:56who was on the short list i am like itching like my edges are falling out all over the floor
01:10:10who was murdered
01:10:17coming soon to nbc i'm opening the doors of my castle not to a group of celebrities
01:10:24what what but to you america let battle commence now anyone can apply to come and play my treacherous
01:10:33game so if you think you've got what it takes to survive this world of backstabbing and betrayal
01:10:39then apply now for a new npc series at the traitors us.com things are about to get murderous
01:10:54so
01:10:54so
01:10:54so
01:10:55so
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