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00:00:05in a world of chaos some things never change that good will always win you stay the fuck back
00:00:12i'm on a laser you god damn it that love conquers all i'm your father not him
00:00:18brian and that heroes will answer the call to protect
00:00:22i want to flip a train he's right there he's ready when i carry joe ass to the er that
00:00:33felt better than
00:00:34anything that i had ever done in my the answer to all our prayers a virus to kill soups somebody's
00:00:40been running this to make the virus strong enough to kill homelander would evolve into something
00:00:46super lethal global fucking pandemic what's a little genocide between friends just fuck off
00:00:52and let me die in peace with you the seven is getting even stronger put your hands together
00:00:56four firecracker i am not sexually attracted to you it's not loyalty i'll do anything for you
00:01:03and sister sage she's the world's smartest person fascist the people will tear it apart themselves
00:01:10and you get to swoop in like caesar like caesar once he's in office we need to invoke the 25th
00:01:17amendment who's handling all this i fucking am when homelander chucks all the starlighters into
00:01:21interment cancer you're cool with that you didn't know about the camps you're gonna help us take
00:01:25down the law and homelander no deals newman would have been a shit patsy so i want another way
00:01:33speaker of the house calhoun he's next in line to be president he'd like to pledge his allegiance to
00:01:37you now that we have full legal authority veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route
00:01:43these traitors from our government and from our streets america will be safe again to the starlighters
00:01:49i'm coming for you because today a new age of superheroes begins you were my first call you gotta be
00:01:56fucking kidding me this whole time
00:01:57uh
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00:02:31USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
00:02:39Thank you. Thank you. Thank you and welcome to the Vaught International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:52Okay, give me my firecrackers. That's places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go. Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line. Keep it tight.
00:03:28Starlight is running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:33But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America. And together, we soared into a new Golden
00:03:44Dawn.
00:03:44Come on. Keep going. Stop!
00:04:06We designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:10I'm here now proudly serving the Armed Forces thanks to the new Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:18The minimum is up 21%.
00:04:21G-Men, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:26Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29In all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:41Our nation!
00:04:44Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48Yes!
00:04:49What the hell with that little bitch Starlight tried to do on our southern border?
00:04:52Got it!
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little war-
00:04:56I'm wondering, Queen Maeve, what the gods are leaving us?
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no.
00:05:02Just these two, please!
00:05:03No, what? So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:06Come on!
00:05:07No, Maeve!
00:05:09No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you!
00:05:11Stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back!
00:05:13And I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17What the f***?
00:05:46This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period.
00:05:51And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see-
00:05:55Stay back!
00:05:56You're on laser every fucking one of you!
00:06:00Stay back!
00:06:03I'll laser every-
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:23This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist Starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Crochets.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris.
00:06:34I know exactly what you're thinking.
00:06:36Literally.
00:06:36And no.
00:06:37Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance
00:06:41to the U.S. of A.
00:06:42That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:47Honestly.
00:06:48Do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called freedom camps?
00:06:51The Starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:56We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't
00:07:05tell their clit from their collarbone.
00:07:06The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:11What's this?
00:07:13That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:16You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:19Peter Thiel, the Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:31Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:37Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:40Saying that maybe I even did something to my son?
00:07:48No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
00:07:52Sorry, that he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:57That story's holding.
00:07:59We're good.
00:08:01How about you, Sage?
00:08:03Are you...
00:08:06Good?
00:08:07I'm fine.
00:08:08You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28As if people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
00:08:33but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts,
00:08:37where it counts!
00:08:38Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir...
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:58It keeps people afraid.
00:08:59Shut up.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:09:02You promised me, Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:07But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:11To me!
00:09:13May I ask me freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:15I told you, no matter how much power you amass,
00:09:19it will not make you happy.
00:09:27You know what's gonna make me happy?
00:09:31I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:58Consider it done, sir.
00:09:59Thank you very much.
00:10:45Thank you very much.
00:11:12Do you mind being more careful?
00:11:14Désolé.
00:11:17Merci quoi, petit.
00:11:22Also, Tales of Venice Exploits.
00:11:25Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my frame.
00:11:50Put it on my frame.
00:11:59No!
00:12:13Luis.
00:12:14La bebida.
00:12:29Any good to Flight 37 read you out.
00:12:33Huh.
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:36That's all you have to say.
00:12:43No!
00:12:47No!
00:12:49No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:55No!
00:12:56No!
00:13:20Hello, Dad.
00:13:24Billy.
00:13:32You are a wanted man.
00:13:35We do it here.
00:13:37On a bit of a layover.
00:13:39Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:47Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:09About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:13You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me
00:14:17don't get to spend a turn of him with the likes of them.
00:14:22What'd you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:28Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:41Five fucking weeks Lenny practiced that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:48So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:00Well.
00:15:02Never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:18Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:22All the times you knocked the shit out of me,
00:15:25gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show ya.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42Waste, waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:46But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:53You don't get to change nothing.
00:16:03Who says, I want to change?
00:16:12Who says, I want to change?
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:22Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's, um, it's exciting.
00:16:28I'm temperature like, like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an eight o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:46Tell Jerry I said, fuck off.
00:16:48He wants to trim the budget.
00:16:49How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01Don't you look bashing today.
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't had nothing.
00:17:21I know they just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:37I do more than anything.
00:17:40Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:57How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies.
00:18:03Like AI.
00:18:05Which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang fangled AI.
00:18:11First she went and deep faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:17I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter.
00:18:22Of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called flat 37 video.
00:18:30Oh, God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here.
00:18:34Yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:19:16You see a new, as rainbow is a new scene with a growth star.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him?
00:19:58Huey and him.
00:19:59In 72 hours.
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
00:20:14Gassing up a plant now.
00:20:16Will's up on now.
00:20:17Come on.
00:20:26Mile camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth.
00:20:30Meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
00:20:45I've been hunted by Noir.
00:20:46Chased by sharks inside of a whale.
00:20:48Shot at by Russians.
00:20:49Almost blown up at hero-gasm.
00:20:51And lasered at Vodon Ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is...
00:20:54Oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:57The point is...
00:20:58By all sane logic, I should be dead.
00:21:01Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:03Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here, you're not going to make it.
00:21:08Hey!
00:21:08Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey!
00:21:12Get down!
00:21:13Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:17Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:19Oh!
00:21:21Jesus!
00:21:22Game on!
00:21:24Who's up?
00:21:25Who's up?
00:21:26Who's up?
00:21:28Who's up?
00:21:31Who's up?
00:21:33Who's up?
00:21:33Who's up?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:40What about you?
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:57And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
00:22:02Think about this.
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:03Romance.
00:22:04Flowers.
00:22:05Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro.
00:22:09That's super gay.
00:22:11Who are, am I right?
00:22:12Puh-puh-puh.
00:22:13Reach!
00:22:14Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did, whatever that baby murdering three out of
00:22:21ten thought she was going to do, it didn't work.
00:22:24Oh, bollocks.
00:22:26Half a bottle of rum, and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
00:22:30What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:35Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily, like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43Did you just...
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy, and fucking therapy therapy, and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:5216-hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Because all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Like the better with a mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
00:23:08feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:19How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:38Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:40Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:45He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:54The question is, what else are we gonna do if science walk into it?
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to spring them before?
00:24:06You want Frenchy?
00:24:07You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
00:24:10The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And Orlando.
00:24:16Now, you're gonna help us save the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:33What's up, Signal?
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:36We are getting executed.
00:24:39What?
00:24:40So, in 36 hours, we...
00:24:45We're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is, why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video.
00:24:57Half or not type shit.
00:24:58They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in, and they door in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:04We're getting out of here first.
00:25:08We're gonna need a lot more Molotovs, so let's get going.
00:25:14How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:21That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
00:25:24So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:30It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:34A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm, but he might be able to help.
00:25:42But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:50All right then.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Ugh, doi.
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:07Hey, you want to see us?
00:26:14Or should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:27It's a fake garbage.
00:26:29Right.
00:26:31Oh, right.
00:26:32Yes, totally, sir.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:34Starlight.
00:26:35Spearless filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:52Don't you look at him like that.
00:26:54Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there.
00:26:56Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
00:26:58Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:01It's been a year.
00:27:03A full lap of the sun.
00:27:06And you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or butcher.
00:27:12Or starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:21I mean, I know you're not.
00:27:22That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:39He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:45It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history.
00:27:52I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:54Here, just check it.
00:27:54Look.
00:27:54That won't be necessary.
00:27:55But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:02Yes, sir.
00:28:03Yes, sir.
00:28:05Yes, sir.
00:28:10Yes, sir.
00:28:11Yes, sir.
00:28:11Yes, sir.
00:28:12Yes, sir.
00:28:12Yes, sir.
00:28:13Yes, sir.
00:28:14Yes, sir.
00:28:18Yes, sir.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell?
00:28:34You could have my back in there.
00:28:36Bro, you're not the real noir, okay?
00:28:39You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method, okay?
00:28:42I fuck with Stella Adler.
00:28:44I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:45We literally never broke character.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49But enough's enough.
00:28:54Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single.
00:28:57But you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth?
00:29:02So, there I was at the national prayer breakfast, and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:15Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:16Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:25Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-abled union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was going to say that.
00:29:42Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:43Go.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:46Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish DEI.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color, too?
00:30:01Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut.
00:30:08Sage, my sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost, or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:21How is married life?
00:30:23The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him.
00:30:25Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29It's a G.
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault.
00:30:31The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:36But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
00:30:39That was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill DEI.
00:30:42Uh, not today or not.
00:30:45He wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:57Cyberterrorists are terrorists too.
00:31:01True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:04It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:14We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:17But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:20You know, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered Barrett for President.com, Net, and Org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28You're a soup.
00:31:29Made you fucking vice president.
00:31:31As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah, good talk.
00:31:50Reacher.
00:31:52Massive.
00:31:53Enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're a huge, Reacher.
00:32:00You know what they say about huge guys?
00:32:06They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:15Are you fucking crazy?
00:32:16Get in here.
00:32:16Hello, Wim.
00:32:17Yeah, hi.
00:32:19You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:20Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:23Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere
00:32:28now.
00:32:28Fucking hell.
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:39Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:42Pass.
00:32:43Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:46Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:56Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:59And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy T's, but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:04Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:08That's right.
00:33:09I came here for an egg soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you out to pasture.
00:33:19How does being a tunnel fuck what?
00:33:21You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:27Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey waste oil.
00:33:32It's fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower.
00:33:38You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:40Mm-hmm.
00:33:41Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:44Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:48Check you long enough.
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:51Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:01Where is everybody?
00:34:07I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:34:10Mm-hmm.
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 911?
00:34:21Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow, so...
00:34:26We need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Of a Vought prison camp?
00:34:30You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:33We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:35It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchie to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:50I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
00:34:53So, what, I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:57I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
00:35:01Yeah, maybe.
00:35:05No.
00:35:05Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:09I know you're scared.
00:35:10No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:14I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I get it, I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:30Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:35No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up, too.
00:35:42We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right, so we hit the east gate.
00:35:49We position you in the car chain shift.
00:35:51And we go with Don.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:54I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:57Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
00:36:08Well, what about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:13Mouchan's got corn in it.
00:36:20Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25And you will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:31Kimiko, too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them, and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:45What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50And ma'am, you're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:04And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we're looking at here.
00:37:10And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:13We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:28All right.
00:37:35Attention campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will offer Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:48Well, Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:00Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp, Huey.
00:38:27She's zesty.
00:38:28Fuck you.
00:38:30Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:32Kill me.
00:38:32Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:38Let's not insult each other.
00:38:40We both know they're coming.
00:38:42Do you remember when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe Festival.
00:38:48Let me try to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking,
00:38:54Why him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it from your perspective.
00:39:11You're punching up.
00:39:12Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:33Because I do it for them.
00:39:49what are you doing asshole
00:39:52thought i asked you to swing through austin and pick us up some franklins
00:39:55some came up so i'll be in baby bro got some ribeyes in the fridge thanks
00:40:03arena made your favorite corn salad oh my bad uh salad lemme i think that's it i've been
00:40:10flacking on my duo lingo you ain't gotta do that bro what i mean come on would it's been like
00:40:18a year some change now you still acting like this is some chill family vacation
00:40:22instead of on the run it's fine you're a shitty liar i know i fucked you over
00:40:31it's please stop trying to make me feel better about it you remember when we got into it
00:40:37at the park that day and i told you that you had never really saved anyone you were right
00:40:44not anymore i'm still breathing ain't i met reina your nephews i mean yeah moving around constantly
00:40:53this is a pain on your ass but it's worth it it's good to see you like this
00:41:01mom will be really proud of you man
00:41:07dad dad uncle reg why are they doing that
00:41:16hey train that was your fucking phone a friend well i held up my end love how you're gonna get
00:41:21us
00:41:22out i'll fly us all out one by one well that'll take all fucking night all right fine just as
00:41:29long
00:41:29as long as we're on the same page here frenchy goes first yeah all right frenchy first what about
00:41:34huey and mm we will get him but nothing is more important than killing homelander frenchy first
00:41:39you sound like maeve yeah well maeve was right
00:42:00shit quiet you've been whining like a little bitch since the azores
00:42:14they're already gone
00:42:19stop following my fucking family man never gonna stop bro homelander's orders
00:42:25only one way this ends yeah exactly right now it's you coming after me
00:42:29then it'll be noir coming after you
00:42:31knew noir because homelander killed the first one remember
00:42:36that's how people end up around him
00:42:38smug dick
00:42:40always thought you were better than me didn't you
00:42:42jesus
00:42:43what it's true
00:42:45sending me 2000 octopus fleshlights
00:42:48what you think i'm a fucking joke
00:42:50suck my balls
00:42:51you're the fucking joke
00:42:52look at you
00:42:53on the run like a little bitch
00:42:55and then i'm with homelander
00:42:58you know i can see it look how terrified you are
00:43:03fuck you
00:43:05i'm the lord of the seven seas baby
00:43:08i'm all about that sigma life
00:43:10i ain't terrified as shit
00:43:12you're so scared of homeland you don't even see what it's done to you
00:43:15i'm not fucking scared
00:43:23yeah i said the same thing
00:43:28it's pathetic
00:43:32you're pathetic
00:43:35sooner or later i'm gonna get your family
00:43:48xander we'll leave when i say we'll leave
00:43:51god
00:43:52when i wrote the series finale of triple c
00:43:54that's crimson counts capers
00:43:55it was impossible to like
00:43:57tick every box
00:43:59and tie up every little storyline
00:44:01i mean just try making everybody happy
00:44:03you can't do it
00:44:04finale's at the worst
00:44:05your voice makes me want to kill myself
00:44:09oh sorry
00:44:10what's that bad
00:44:10how many times did you come here thinking i should just blaze on in there
00:44:13save the day
00:44:14no i already said that
00:44:16oh come off it
00:44:17don't give me that huey's safe in his playpen bollocks
00:44:20you left him in there
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye
00:44:24after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
00:44:27let me give you a bit of advice
00:44:32please don't
00:44:33ain't nothing i feel gooey about
00:44:36because that shit
00:44:37it's gonna get us all killed
00:44:38i mean it is thankless and impossible work
00:44:41hey what'd you guys think of the lost finale
00:44:43get to work arsehole
00:44:44great i'm fucking starving
00:44:46where you want to pop out
00:44:46bunk 19
00:44:53wait that's a vod freedom camp
00:44:55is it
00:44:56no no no no you said i got to stick it to vod that gets fucking lasered in half
00:44:59well that's how worms get their rocks off isn't it
00:45:02it's complicated and i don't want to get into that right now i'm fucking half
00:45:05hey our friends are about to be killed
00:45:07so you're gonna dig us a hole
00:45:09or i'll bury you in one
00:45:18drive the action to the climax
00:45:19drive the action to the climax
00:45:32you guys are gonna want to stay back
00:45:47oh no
00:45:48oh no
00:46:04have fun in the shit hole
00:46:05ladies first
00:46:07fuck you
00:46:10oh no
00:46:11oh
00:46:11oh
00:46:11oh
00:46:11oh
00:46:17oh
00:46:19oh
00:46:46oh
00:46:47oh
00:46:49that wasn't so bad
00:46:51was it
00:46:52don't ever contact me again
00:46:54oh
00:46:57hey uh
00:46:58is it cool if i use this for the a story and the reach respect i'm working on
00:47:01oh piss off wanker
00:47:02take that as a yes
00:47:10oh
00:47:13oh
00:47:13oh
00:47:13oh
00:47:13oh
00:47:13oh
00:47:17oh
00:47:26Oh fuck
00:47:31Surprise
00:47:32Welcome William
00:47:34And you
00:47:35The gang is almost all here
00:47:38Oh and uh
00:47:39You never told me
00:47:42That this one's nickname is
00:47:44Mother's milk
00:47:50Okay
00:47:52So what's the big plan
00:47:54What are you gonna sandbag me
00:47:56With the gadolkin virus
00:47:58Yes I know all about it
00:48:00Suck my fat dick
00:48:10Hey where's Starlight
00:48:12This doesn't feel like a party
00:48:14Without my little lightning bug here
00:48:21Jesus Christ
00:48:22William you've got a viper's nest in there
00:48:25I heard about it
00:48:26Of course but
00:48:27Seeing it for myself
00:48:29It's
00:48:31It's incredible
00:48:33I mean
00:48:34It's fucking disgusting
00:48:36Of course but
00:48:36It's beautiful
00:48:38What you've done to yourself
00:48:39What you've
00:48:40Become
00:48:40And you did
00:48:42All that
00:48:43For me
00:48:49Now that
00:48:50That
00:48:51Is devotion
00:48:54You know
00:48:55William
00:48:56I know
00:48:57We're not exactly equals
00:48:59But I'm compelled to say
00:49:02You're the only one that's ever challenged me
00:49:07And there's a part of me
00:49:09That won't be sad
00:49:11To see you go
00:49:35Come on
00:49:37Brody's gonna fly us out
00:49:52Annie
00:49:53Annie
00:50:01What the hell
00:50:02Billy
00:50:17Don't you move
00:50:40It's okay
00:50:41It's okay
00:50:42It's okay
00:50:43Just stay here
00:50:43Okay
00:50:58What are you doing
00:51:02Hey
00:51:03Dick
00:51:05I've been waiting for this
00:51:08I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party
00:51:09So
00:51:29Don't you fucking move
00:51:31Get your hands up
00:51:33Before I can see them
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up
00:51:36Before I can see them
00:51:42There's someone who is in line
00:51:43Hold her tight
00:51:50I'm actually going
00:51:54I can see them
00:51:55I can see them
00:51:55I can see them
00:51:55I can see them
00:51:57I can see them
00:51:58I can see them
00:51:58I can see them
00:51:59I can see them
00:52:00I can see them
00:52:04I can see them
00:52:08I can see them
00:52:08I can see them
00:52:09I can see them
00:52:10I can see them
00:52:10I can see them
00:52:10I can see them
00:52:10I can see them
00:52:10I can see them
00:52:11I can see them
00:52:11I can see them
00:52:13I can see them
00:52:15I can see them
00:52:17Let's go.
00:53:03Fuck this.
00:53:04She's not coming back.
00:53:05Yui, we have to go.
00:53:06Hey, I'm still.
00:53:07She's coming back.
00:53:08She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:24I'm still coming back.
00:53:57She's coming back.
00:53:58She's coming back.
00:54:02She's coming back.
00:54:20She's coming back.
00:54:33She's coming back.
00:54:37She's coming back.
00:54:56She's coming back.
00:55:16She's coming back.
00:55:16She's coming back.
00:55:19She's coming back.
00:55:26She's coming back.
00:55:45She's coming back.
00:56:02She's coming back.
00:56:13She's coming back.
00:56:16She's coming back.
00:56:18She's coming back.
00:56:45She's coming back.
00:56:48She's coming back.
00:56:49Really
00:56:56Really, it's empty fucking suit take away these powers
00:57:04And what are you, huh pathetic
00:57:10Weak
00:57:13Snowing fucking loser
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