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00:02What the?
00:03Oh, I see you met Gah.
00:05What kind of a name is Gah?
00:11Gah!
00:14Gah!
00:14Can you pass me a fizzy drink?
00:17Gah!
00:25Gah!
00:26It's short for Godfrey.
00:31I'm leaving 20 minutes early. Union business.
00:33And why do you have handcuffs?
00:35Frank said he always wanted to transport money or nuclear codes this way.
00:38And before you ding me for not wearing a black suit, it no longer fits after the games I've made
00:42in the gym.
00:43Okay.
00:43The union collected $5,000 for Matt with the ponytail's medical expenses.
00:47Aw.
00:47Life is funny.
00:48You spend 20 years growing a ponytail, only to have it violently ripped from your scalp during a routine cat
00:53on a baggage carousel call.
00:55Uh, Matt is one of our boys from the 2-3, and I don't trust Frank to have this money.
00:59I should take it, since Templeton's out with the bubble guts.
01:02Well, of course he is.
01:03I've never once seen him wash his hands.
01:05And I'm not just giving you $5,000 cash.
01:07I'm union rep.
01:07It's my responsibility.
01:08Well, why don't you two just go together?
01:10Back off.
01:11Yeah.
01:11Don't make a strike.
01:12You have no say in this suit.
01:12I don't want to go nowhere with this man.
01:14It's union business.
01:16Maybe we should just go together.
01:17It's a great idea.
01:19Shoot.
01:20This is why I don't trust you.
01:22Those were the best cuts they had at the magic shop.
01:25Fine.
01:26I'll just carry the money in my dumb pocket.
01:28Jelly Bean is all cleaned up.
01:30He doesn't smell like meth anymore, so he is ready for adoption.
01:33Yeah, hopefully he doesn't get adopted by another drug-dealing biker.
01:35Whose daddy's in jail?
01:37Your daddy's in jail.
01:38Patel, you and Shred are still good to stay late tonight and do inventory?
01:41Anything to help.
01:42Miss a double sleepover and get paid overtime.
01:45And no movies tonight, okay?
01:47Because you get distracted and then your count's all over the place.
01:49I'm going to do some inventory, too, of tequila shots down my throat because we're going out.
01:53I know.
01:53You're going to change, right?
01:54Oh, I wasn't going to, but I could maybe take the blazer off.
01:57Girl's gone wild.
01:58Hey, Parker stopped by while you were out in the field, and I'm sorry to report.
02:02He was looking tasty.
02:06Hi, Victoria.
02:07That's Anisha.
02:08Be handing you a bag right now.
02:09I was supposed to wait for my cue.
02:11It's all the things of yours that I needed to return.
02:13And also a note.
02:17By me.
02:18Just like that.
02:19He was gone.
02:23Oh, my phone charger.
02:24Nice.
02:25I've been using Patel's, and his is really sticky.
02:27I have kits.
02:28Everything's sticky.
02:29Hey, are you okay?
02:31I know the post-breakup drop-off can be kind of tricky.
02:34Yeah, I'm fine.
02:35Parker's note?
02:36Well, you're just going to throw that away?
02:37You're not going to read it?
02:38I already know what it's going to say.
02:40It's going to say, I love you.
02:41I missed you.
02:41You're the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
02:42Blah, blah, blah.
02:43No, but it could help with your closure.
02:45Or more importantly, it could help with my closure.
02:47I love this stuff.
02:48The only closure I need is closing the bi-tab tomorrow morning because I'm going to forget
02:51to close it tonight.
02:52Go do the rest of your makeup, and then we can go up.
02:54Oh, all done.
02:55I'm going for a no-makeup makeup look.
02:56So, thank you.
02:58Just finished?
02:58Mm-hmm.
03:01Templeton's belly better stop gurgling by tomorrow.
03:03I am rudderless without that man.
03:04I had to get my own quartado this morning.
03:06How many times are you going to count the money?
03:07As many times as it takes to know you didn't skim anything off the top.
03:11See, and now I lost my concentration.
03:12I've got to start all over.
03:14Please don't do that.
03:16It's freezing.
03:17Shivering burns away white fat.
03:18White fat?
03:19Wasn't that your nickname at the academy?
03:29You child left me!
03:30Oh, that's for shred.
03:31Otherwise, he doesn't stop saying good morning to passers-by.
03:34Whatever.
03:35Deny!
03:36Deny!
03:36Deny!
03:37Deny!
03:37Deny!
03:38Deny!
03:38Deny!
03:38Deny!
03:39Deny!
03:39Deny!
03:39Deny!
03:40Deny!
03:40Deny!
03:43Deny!
03:48I'm sure it's nothing.
03:49I'll check the basement.
03:53Deny!
03:54Deny!
03:54Oh!
03:55This is surprisingly scary for a DVD I got in the car wash.
03:58Well, relax.
03:58There probably won't be another jump scare for, like, ten minutes.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Deny!
04:02Deny!
04:03What are you doing here?
04:04I promised Emily I would submit the employee health insurance paperwork, but I totally dropped
04:08the ball.
04:08And I never dropped the ball.
04:09I'm Jerry Rice.
04:10If Emily finds out, she'll be devastated.
04:12And it sounds like we'll lose our health insurance?
04:15That too.
04:15Hey, we didn't see you here.
04:17You didn't see us watching this movie.
04:19Okay, fine.
04:20I'm fine.
04:21I'm fine.
04:24I'm fine.
04:27Uh, yeah, you got this, Bedney.
04:30Me?
04:30Yeah, you do reception.
04:31Go recept.
04:33I'll go get it.
04:38Can I help you, sir?
04:39Yeah, I'm here to get my dog, Jelly Bean.
04:42Uh, Jelly Bean's owner's in jail.
04:44Was in jail.
04:46Congratulations on your freedom.
04:47Unfortunately, we do need proof of ownership.
04:50I'm here now.
04:51That's proof enough.
04:54Your passionate plea has not fallen on deaf ears.
04:57I will go get him.
05:03Hey!
05:04That's how you handle that.
05:09Uh, why is he walking around to the side?
05:12You locked the door to the annex kennel, right?
05:15I have in the past, yes.
05:19Jelly Bean!
05:20Run!
05:23Come on, Jelly Bean.
05:26Jelly Bean!
05:27Jelly Bean!
05:28Jelly Bean!
05:29Come on, Jelly Bean!
05:32Come on, Jelly Bean!
05:33Come on, Jelly Bean!
05:35So they did give you that free refill.
05:37You didn't answer my question.
05:38Oh, um, I guess missionary would be my dream job.
05:43Hey, I brought something.
05:45I swear to God, if you bought your homemade trivia cards
05:47about historical women.
05:49Oh, yeah, no, I did, but also...
05:53Packers later.
05:54Mm-hmm.
05:54I don't want to read that.
05:56What, are you sure?
05:56I mean, you can't act like your whole relationship
05:58never existed.
05:59That's not healthy.
06:00See, I prefer our dynamic
06:02when I give you relationship advice.
06:04You're not even a little curious?
06:05Uh, no.
06:07But clearly you are.
06:09Okay, yeah, I'm dying to read it.
06:10I held it up to the x-ray light,
06:11but I guess it only works on bones.
06:13Okay, go on.
06:14Really?
06:14Yeah, you can read it, you dirty little dumpster guy.
06:21How desperate does he seem on a scale of one to mailing me his ear?
06:25Um, I guess like, uh, one?
06:30Here's your phone charger.
06:32I hope your battery stays at 100% for the rest of your life
06:36because you brought so much electricity into mine.
06:38And just know that I'm sorry for the way that I ended things.
06:42What?
06:43See, I think that's so nice.
06:44Does Parker think that he broke up with me?
06:46Yeah, I guess so.
06:47But my main takeaway is that he still has very warm feelings towards you
06:50and he really knows how to milk a phone charger metaphor.
06:54Right?
06:55Unbelievable.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Oh.
06:58Oh, you're drinking that blue drink pretty fast.
07:00Let's just water that down a bit.
07:06Okay, so we have a lot less than when we started.
07:09How much did you grab?
07:10I grabbed 200 out of the air, 300 off the ground,
07:13and the rest went in the river.
07:14Okay, so that means we have a total of about $800?
07:17That's not a lot of painkillers.
07:19We could probably convince him that's 5k.
07:20No!
07:21We cannot do that to him.
07:22He's been through enough already.
07:23We either own up, replace the money,
07:25or say we got mugged.
07:26I don't want to believe I would get mugged.
07:27At gunpoint?
07:28Everyone knows I would rather die,
07:29so we should probably do the right thing
07:30and tell Matt that you let him down.
07:32No, really, it was you.
07:33But I do think we should tell the truth.
07:35We have nothing if we don't have our honor.
07:41The difference between me and these losers
07:43is that I'm not gambling.
07:44I got a system and it works every time I've won.
07:46Well, I have a better system
07:47and I care about Matt more than you do,
07:49so I'm placing the bet.
07:50This has nothing to do with Matt with the ponytail.
07:52This has to do with saving my ass and yours.
07:53I mean, what's left of it after the emu attack,
07:56but I factor in pedigree, odds, and squareness of jockey jaw.
07:58I have a guaranteed winner in race 4.
08:00Well, I don't tell a lot of people this,
08:02but I'm a bit of an animal psychic.
08:04Make your jokes.
08:04I don't laugh at the clinically insane.
08:06My system is I can look into the animals' eyes
08:08and get a read on how they're feeling,
08:09if they're confident, scared, or aroused.
08:11But why don't you look at their legs
08:12and see if they're fast?
08:13And I made eye contact during their entry trot,
08:15and I have a horse for race 4.
08:16We're going with Welcome Back Trotter.
08:18No, we're going with Welcome Back Trotter.
08:19Damn.
08:19It seems we are unlikely partners in this.
08:22Should we bet it all?
08:23Scared money don't make money.
08:26Give me my dog back!
08:28Genevieve!
08:29Think we should call the cops
08:30so they can laugh at my face again?
08:31Oh, I need the download on that.
08:33Well, Patel got the call
08:34when the cops raided the biker bar.
08:35He dressed in full tactical.
08:37How was I supposed to know
08:38when they said dangerous dog,
08:39they were talking about this, sweetie?
08:40Let's just call Emily.
08:41No way!
08:41She can't find out I was working
08:42on those insurance forms,
08:43especially since I told her I finished them two weeks ago.
08:45Also, we left that movie on.
08:47You should take away our screen time for good.
08:54Maybe he didn't hear.
08:55Oh, he heard!
08:56Oh, here's a good one.
08:57What disease did Mary Mallon carry?
09:00How many of you brought those?
09:01Ah, time's up.
09:02I'm sorry, Victoria.
09:03The answer was typhoid,
09:04although technically Mary was asymptomatic, so...
09:06Sorry, I just...
09:08Ow!
09:09Outbreak that was mutual.
09:10If anything, I got the ball rolling.
09:12I've listened to enough Cheryl Crowe
09:14to know that there are two sides to every breakup,
09:16but losing love is so hard.
09:17I mean, I can't imagine
09:18how much you're hurting right now.
09:19I don't get dumped.
09:21My record is clean.
09:23Dump free, baby.
09:24Yeah, what about Fiona?
09:26Fiona doesn't count.
09:26She was a billionaire outlier,
09:28and I mean, we weren't even in a relationship.
09:30Look, his stupid note is written
09:32on the back of a bar crawl schedule
09:34from a youth hostel.
09:35You really don't have a type, do you?
09:37Abby, this is where he's staying.
09:39Wait, was all of this so that you could just see him again?
09:42One last embrace?
09:43The perfect goodbye from the man who changed your world?
09:46What I want, just to be clear,
09:48is to set the record straight.
09:50Yeah, no, whatever the reason,
09:51you deserve closure, you do.
09:52And I will be right here to talk through everything
09:54when you're done.
09:54No, you're coming with me.
09:55What?
09:56Yeah, so you can be a witness when he admits
09:57that he did not break up with me.
09:59Okay.
09:59Also, I can't drive.
10:01Yeah.
10:10Yes!
10:13Yes!
10:14We just won $6,000.
10:16You losing all that money was the best thing
10:17that's ever happened to us.
10:18Oh, oh, and we can give Matt an extra $1,000.
10:20His car got impounded when he was in the hospital.
10:22Or we could use our systems again
10:23and buy Matt a new car.
10:27Hey, what's up, baby boy?
10:28Are you going to be back anytime soon?
10:30Because it would just be,
10:31great to see you.
10:31I'm going to start smashing windows!
10:33Oh, sorry.
10:34We're at the track.
10:35We lost Matt's money, but don't worry.
10:36We've got a system.
10:37Wait, you're at the horse track right now?
10:38No!
10:39Frank's got a terrible gambling problem.
10:41I witnessed it once firsthand.
10:42He bought a scratcher.
10:43He won.
10:44Then he bet on a football game.
10:45He won again.
10:45Next thing we know, he's leveraged his car
10:47in a four-leg parlay on the Latin Grammys.
10:49I did not pick that as French genre.
10:51He just kept saying,
10:52Daddy Yankee's a lock.
10:53Daddy Yankee's a lock.
10:54Hey, you have to get off the phone
10:55and we're going to put our next bet in.
10:56Okay, I'm on my way.
10:57Just try to talk some sense into him, okay?
10:59Okay.
11:00So Shred says you have a gambling problem.
11:02Oh, not this again.
11:03That poor kid.
11:04What's up with my gumdrop?
11:05I probably shouldn't tell you this,
11:06but Shred's dad was a serious gambling addict
11:08and he tends to project.
11:10I mean, you can't flip a coin around that guy
11:12without him spiraling.
11:12Well, he's on his way up here right now to stop you.
11:14Oh.
11:14So we should go to a second location.
11:16Can't stop now.
11:17We're on a hot streak.
11:19I'll cash out and you bring the truck around
11:20and if you could skid to a stop when you pick me up,
11:23that would be badass.
11:24I gotta get off this roof.
11:25Fright needs me.
11:26No, no, no, no, no.
11:27Don't go down here.
11:27You'll let the bad guy up.
11:28Nah, man.
11:29I'm getting that mom-lifting-a-car adrenaline surge.
11:32I'm coming, Frank.
11:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:36Shred?
11:38I'll go look.
11:40Shred never grew on me anyway.
11:42Oh, God.
11:45Did you know those dog pets were there?
11:46Yeah, but I didn't know the reason,
11:48which is hella dog pee.
11:51I'm coming, Frank.
11:52I'm glad he's okay,
11:53because he's not going to have health insurance next week.
11:57Papa!
11:58Where are you?
12:00Papa!
12:01Victoria, these are privacy curtains.
12:03Some foreign traveler could be in need of privacy.
12:07Victoria?
12:08What's up, boss lady?
12:09What are you doing at my place?
12:10You think you broke up with me?
12:13I did break up with you.
12:14It was all in my note.
12:15I knew I should have written you a song instead.
12:17No.
12:17I dumped you.
12:18No.
12:19Sorry, babe.
12:20I don't get dumped.
12:21Never been.
12:21Neither have I.
12:22You're both including all middle school and high school years in this count?
12:25Is that my bandana?
12:27Oh, yeah.
12:29I took that to remind me of our sunset horse ride,
12:31plus all the blindfolded sex we had.
12:33It's not a big deal.
12:33Okay, if you're so convinced that you threw me to the curb,
12:35then why do you want a memento of our relationship?
12:40Okay, fine, okay, fine.
12:41It was mutual, okay?
12:43Maybe it kind of started by you.
12:44And I'm saying all this stuff right now to protect myself because I'm hurting, V.
12:48And that bandana is the last little bit of comfort that I have that's from you.
12:56Well, that's nice.
12:57That's a nice thing to say.
12:59So thank you for saying that.
13:03And I would like to say that I am also hurting.
13:09I know we both need to move on so you can keep the bandana.
13:19Maybe I like the bandana better on you.
13:22And now I can only see you with my hands.
13:24Stay on it.
13:26Guys, what is happening?
13:28One last sunset ride.
13:29Ooh, giddy up.
13:31Give me your book.
13:32Or stay and I can teach you some stuff if you want to stay.
13:34I'll be in the car.
13:35Can you get us some electrolytes, please?
13:37Mm-hmm.
13:38Welcome to the Trash Palace.
13:40Sanitation department has the hottest table in Seattle.
13:43Oh, take off your shoes.
13:44Ironically, they're neat freaks.
13:45Frank Shaw.
13:46I still have your autographed Detlev shrimp jersey from the last time you were here.
13:49This is Sweet Mae.
13:50She's a garbage person and a sanitation worker.
13:53In five years since you ran out of here crying and vowing you'd never play poker again.
13:58$6,000 in chips, please.
13:59That's all our dough.
14:00It's just too intimidating.
14:02I'm only going to bet with the $1,000.
14:03Okay, you're starting to seem like the kind of gambler they don't show us in casino commercials.
14:14I'm all in.
14:15You said $1,000.
14:16It's too much money.
14:17No one's going to call that.
14:18Call.
14:20Flip them, Frank.
14:22Pocket sixes.
14:25Two aces.
14:26Okay, we just need one more six.
14:30Ace makes three.
14:32And now two more sixes.
14:34There you go.
14:35Yes!
14:36Six!
14:36Yes!
14:37See, we are still in this, Daisy.
14:38Come on!
14:39One more six.
14:40Come on!
14:42Oh, see?
14:43It's a six.
14:43Everyone can see that.
14:44I'm just going to cash out while I'm ahead.
14:46Thank you, guys.
14:47So...
14:48You know, my little girl was right about you.
14:50You have a problem, Frank.
14:51Never should have trusted you.
14:52And which one of you stole my booze?
14:54Wait, you know what?
14:55That's fine.
14:55That's fine.
14:56Cause I'm going to take these.
14:57That's better than mine anyway.
14:59Frank loses again.
15:00Boy, you're bad at this.
15:01I didn't like my grandpa's watch anyway.
15:04Here's my truck keys.
15:05Reload my chips.
15:06Never really play.
15:07That truck belongs to the city.
15:08I'll say it's stolen.
15:09If you hadn't lost your watch, you'd know it was time to go.
15:13Frank!
15:13Frank!
15:14In the 2-3, we never leave a man behind.
15:16So I pause your partner and it talks some sins into you.
15:18Wow, you brought the son of a gambling addict to a poker game.
15:21Okay, my dad never gambled with anything but his health.
15:24He had bacon for breakfast every day and I never saw him drink a glass of water.
15:27The gambling stuff is about your dad, Frank.
15:30Yeah, of course it's about my dad and about his dad.
15:32We're a family of degenerates.
15:34Now give me your wallet.
15:34No, Frank, no.
15:36This ends right now.
15:36And if you're not going to listen to me, maybe you'll listen to him.
15:41Doc Whiskers.
15:42I'm not going to let you bet your cat, you sick freak.
15:45What have I done to you, my son?
15:47You deserve better than a dad who goes all in on a low pair.
15:52I think we all learned a valuable lesson.
15:55So in an act of solidarity, let's give each other our money back and depart France.
15:59Frank, you try that line every time you lose.
16:01Quit gambling.
16:03And he shouldn't play poker here anymore.
16:05Isn't that right, sweet Faye?
16:06It's sweet May.
16:07Sweet May Johansson.
16:12Miss Johansson, your luck has run out.
16:14Now, if you don't give Frank all the money back that he lost, I'm going to send this to the
16:18authorities.
16:19Whichever ones aren't here.
16:20I want my wash back too.
16:22No, no.
16:23You keep the wash.
16:24I'm sorry, Frank, but you have to suffer a little bit.
16:26Fine.
16:27Let's go.
16:29Leave the boy.
16:32What?
16:33Give me my jelly bean!
16:35I mean, to go to these lengths to get his dog back?
16:37It is impressive commitment.
16:39In many ways, giving him the dog could be seen as a good thing.
16:42And a noble given.
16:43Okay, well go ahead and run the little guy down to him.
16:45Again, your reception, so.
16:54So, how was that?
16:56I got through about three episodes of my podcast.
16:59Pretty standard breakup six.
17:01Then I told him I'd be right back and I left him blindfolded.
17:04What?
17:05Wow.
17:06Okay.
17:06Alright.
17:07And you're okay?
17:08Yeah, I'm okay.
17:10Okay, good.
17:11Good, I'm glad.
17:11Because, you know, you seem pretty upset about the whole, he broke up with you thing.
17:15But, I'll stop asking.
17:16No, you can ask.
17:18I mean, there's obviously something there.
17:20Maybe it's because I grew up watching my older sister get dumped by losers.
17:24And it turned her into this unconfident, insecure person that she's not.
17:29And I never want to be like that.
17:31Well, you never could be.
17:32I mean, you're literally the most confident person I know.
17:34You almost started having sex while I was still in the room.
17:37Yeah, we drew a pretty big crowd by the end.
17:39Should've used those privacy curtains.
17:41Yeah.
17:43Anyway, I am so sorry that I let boy problems ruin our girls' night.
17:47What? You didn't.
17:48You could never.
17:49And our girls' night does not have to be over.
17:50I'm just gonna pull into the precinct real quick.
17:52Cause Patel always forgets to lock the gate.
17:55Give me my jelly bean!
17:58What in the fresh heck is this?
18:01Uh, excuse me. How can I help you?
18:04I'm here to get my dog.
18:06We're obviously closed.
18:07And I won't let another wanker ruin our girls' night.
18:11I mean, Parker wasn't a wanker.
18:12He's a lot of redeeming qualities.
18:14He never kink shamed me.
18:15Give me back my dog!
18:16Jeez.
18:17You dumbass is holding them hostage.
18:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:20Okay, sir, you have crossed the line there.
18:22We take a secret vow to protect these animals.
18:24So if you really want your dog back so bad,
18:26you'll provide proof of ownership on Monday morning
18:28at 8 a.m. and not a second sooner.
18:31Fine.
18:33I'm going.
18:34I see.
18:37Wait, is there someone up there?
18:40Wait.
18:42Bettany?
18:43Patel?
18:44Where are your clothes?
18:45Why are you on the roof?
18:47Isn't that what it looks like?
18:47We're having an affair.
18:49Your pants better be on by the time I get up there.
18:52Stupid.
18:55Is there a movie on here?
19:01Who put a Cortado on my desk?
19:03I was already at the coffee place.
19:04Don't make a big deal out of it.
19:06I'm not.
19:08Good.
19:10This came in for Matt.
19:12A ponytail wig?
19:13That's the medical expense that we all chipped in for.
19:16That is a beautiful piece.
19:18May I take it for a spin?
19:19Heh.
19:24Bro, you look good.
19:26It's decided.
19:27You're growing your hair out.
19:28I can't believe I relapsed for a $5,000 hair piece.
19:31You look a fool.
19:33Damn!
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