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Corpse.Bride.2005.4K.
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00:02:26It's a beautiful day.
00:02:28It's a rather nice day.
00:02:29A day for a glorious wedding.
00:02:32A rehearsal, my dear, to be perfectly clear.
00:02:35A rehearsal for a glorious wedding.
00:02:37Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know.
00:02:40That nothing unexpected interferes with the show.
00:02:43And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go.
00:02:49Oh, according to plan, our son will be married.
00:02:54According to plan, our family carried elevated to the heights of society.
00:03:00To the costume bowls.
00:03:01In the hallowed hall.
00:03:03Rubbing elbows with the lioness.
00:03:05Having trumpets with her highness.
00:03:07We'll be there, we'll be seen.
00:03:09Having tea with the queen.
00:03:11We'll forget everything that we've ever, ever been.
00:03:18It's not me, it's my dress is called.
00:03:23Where is Victor?
00:03:25We might be late.
00:03:31Fish merchants.
00:03:33It's a terrible day.
00:03:35Now don't be that way.
00:03:36It's a terrible day for a wedding.
00:03:39It's a sad, sad state of affairs we're in.
00:03:42That has led to this ominous wedding.
00:03:46How could our family have come to this?
00:03:48To marry off our daughter to the nouveau riche.
00:03:51They're so common.
00:03:52So coarse.
00:03:53Oh, it couldn't be worse.
00:03:55Couldn't be worse?
00:03:56I'm afraid I disagree.
00:03:57There could be land-rich bankrupt at his cumulancy without a penny to their name.
00:04:02Just like you and me.
00:04:05Oh, dear.
00:04:07And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go.
00:04:17According to plan.
00:04:19Our daughter will win.
00:04:20According to plan.
00:04:22Our family left.
00:04:24From the depths of deepest poverty.
00:04:29To the noble realm of our ancestry.
00:04:33And who would have guessed in a million years that our daughter with a face of an altar in disgrace
00:04:39would provide our tickets to our rightful place?
00:04:50Oh, he of the God.
00:04:51What if Victor and Hayden like each other?
00:04:54Oh, as if that has anything to do with marriage.
00:04:59Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:02Surely you must.
00:05:04A little.
00:05:05Of course not.
00:05:06Get those corsets laced properly.
00:05:08I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:18You've certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:20Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:23I'm already reeling, Mother.
00:05:24Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:27Oh, nonsense.
00:05:29We're every bit as good as the Everglot's.
00:05:31I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
00:05:35But I'd never even spoken to her.
00:05:38Well, at least we have that in our favor.
00:05:42Mayhew!
00:05:43Silence that blasted coffin!
00:05:50Marriage is a partnership.
00:05:52A little tit-for-tat.
00:05:54You'd think a lifetime watching us might have taught her that.
00:05:59Might have taught her that.
00:06:01Everything must be perfect.
00:06:03Everything must be perfect.
00:06:04Everything must be perfect, perfect.
00:06:07That's why everything, every last little thing,
00:06:09every single tiny microscopic little thing must go
00:06:14according to plan.
00:06:42It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:50Lord and Lady Everglot, Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.
00:06:57Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:00Yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20.
00:07:03No, yes.
00:07:05Smile, darling, smile.
00:07:12Well, hello.
00:07:14What a pleasure.
00:07:15Welcome to our home.
00:07:17Oh, thank you.
00:07:19We'll be taking tea in the West drawing room.
00:07:24But do come as well.
00:07:25It's just for a while.
00:07:26Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:29Who is your brother, sir?
00:07:31Nice tiles.
00:07:32Shame about the drapes.
00:07:33Oh, my husband says such foolish things.
00:07:36Ignore him.
00:07:37Ah, yes.
00:07:38It's usually best.
00:07:39I love you.
00:07:42Bye-bye.
00:07:45Me.
00:07:51It's not today.
00:07:52I love you, too.
00:07:54It's me.
00:07:55ping-pong.
00:09:04Oh!
00:09:05Oh!
00:09:07Do forgive me.
00:09:09You play beautifully.
00:09:11I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
00:09:14How rude of me to...
00:09:16Well...
00:09:17Excuse me.
00:09:21Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:23Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:27Too passionate, she says.
00:09:28If I may ask, Miss Everglot, where is your chaperone?
00:09:36Perhaps, in view of the circumstances, you could call me Victoria.
00:09:44Yes, of course.
00:09:47Victoria?
00:09:48Yes?
00:09:49Victor?
00:09:51Tomorrow we are to be...
00:09:57Married?
00:09:58Yes.
00:10:01Married.
00:10:03Since I was a child, I've...
00:10:05I've dreamt of my wedding day.
00:10:08I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.
00:10:11Someone to spend the rest of my life with.
00:10:15Silly, isn't it?
00:10:16Yes.
00:10:17Silly.
00:10:18No.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20Not at all.
00:10:21No.
00:10:21Oh, dear.
00:10:23I'm sorry.
00:10:30What impropriety is this?
00:10:33You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:35Mother?
00:10:35Here it is, one minute before five, and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:40Master Goldswells is waiting.
00:10:43Come at once.
00:10:45Master Mandort, from the beginning, again.
00:10:50With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:55Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:11:01With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:08With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:14Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:17Yes, sir.
00:11:18With this candle.
00:11:22This candle.
00:11:25This candle.
00:11:28What does this candle?
00:11:29You are, I'll get up there and do it for you.
00:11:30You don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:42Continue!
00:11:46Give the door a meal.
00:11:48Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:54a lord barkis son
00:11:59i haven't ahead for dates apparently i'm a day early for the ceremony
00:12:07is he from your side of the family i can't recall emile a seat for lord barkis
00:12:18do carry on let's try it again shall we master van dort yes yes sir certainly right right
00:12:32oh right with this this hand with this hand i will
00:12:43three steps three can you not count do you not wish to be married master van dort
00:12:50no no you do not no i meant no i do not not wish to be married that is i
00:12:57want very much
00:12:58ow pay attention have you even remembered to bring the ring the ring yes of course
00:13:09dropping the ring this boy doesn't want to get married
00:13:14excuse me
00:13:17got it
00:13:21out of the way you nitty
00:13:24oh my oh i hope it doesn't stain stop flooding it
00:13:34come up
00:13:34do you mind most of us
00:13:48you do not turn this one cannot take place
00:13:54until he is properly prepared.
00:13:58Young man,
00:14:01learn your vows.
00:14:18Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:38Oh, Victoria, she must think I'm such a fool.
00:14:42This day couldn't get any worse.
00:14:44Hear ye, hear ye, rehearsal in ruins
00:14:48as man-good-boy causes chaos.
00:14:51Fishy, for your sake, could be canned.
00:14:55And the clock's all fired up
00:14:57as Van Doolt disaster ruins rehearsal.
00:15:02It really shouldn't be all that difficult.
00:15:05It's just a few simple vows.
00:15:08With this hand,
00:15:10I will take your wine.
00:15:12No.
00:15:14With this hand,
00:15:17I will cup your...
00:15:18Oh, goodness, no.
00:15:22With this...
00:15:24With this...
00:15:26With this candle,
00:15:27I will...
00:15:30I will...
00:15:32I will set your mother on fire.
00:15:36Oh, it's no use.
00:15:51With this hand,
00:15:53I will lift your sorrows.
00:15:56Your cup will never empty,
00:15:58for I will be your wine.
00:16:02Ah, Mrs. Everglot.
00:16:04You look ravishing this evening.
00:16:07What's that, Mr. Everglot?
00:16:09Call you Dad,
00:16:10if you insist so.
00:16:13With this candle,
00:16:14I will light your way in darkness.
00:16:17With this ring,
00:16:20I ask you
00:16:21to be mine.
00:16:23get the dust.
00:16:31Oh!
00:16:31Oh!
00:16:39Oh!
00:16:48Oh!
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