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00:06The next morning, Ginger returned to that edge, waiting,
00:09hay gnashing between her teeth.
00:11As she raised the gun, she measured the weight of her heavy body
00:14against the promise of a final end.
00:21Okay, so your story was in the style of Sylvia Plath,
00:25and it was about...
00:28Suicidal horses?
00:29They were horses.
00:32That explains so much.
00:33Oh, okay.
00:34I was a little thrown off because Ginger had the gun,
00:40and Piper worked at the travel agency.
00:43Right.
00:43Great. Nice work, Maya.
00:45We are done for today.
00:46Good. That was fun.
00:48Good shit, Gary.
00:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:50Spooner, is that my watch?
00:51Yeah, you gave it to me the other night when we were partying,
00:54and I taught you how to reset your phone's ringtone to something cool.
00:56There is no way I would have given you that watch.
01:00That's Spooner's watch.
01:02So I'm giving it to Spooner right now.
01:05Let's get some beers!
01:07Yay-yaw!
01:08I still want it back.
01:10Ugh.
01:11Hey, did you see Tommy today?
01:12No, I didn't.
01:15I didn't hate class today, Mr. Russo.
01:16Oh, thank you, Ronnie.
01:18That's very kind of...
01:19Now she's gone.
01:20She's right.
01:20I peep a new swag.
01:21Well, got a solid eight hours last night.
01:23Well, you don't have to be shy.
01:24You either got something, or you gave something.
01:26I didn't.
01:27I wasn't getting or giving.
01:28Just...
01:29Just sleeping.
01:30Well, keep it up, shoddy.
01:31Okay, Teva.
01:32Bye.
01:36Rooster!
01:37Tommy, you weren't in class?
01:39Yeah, sorry.
01:39I had an emergency.
01:41Oh, what's going on?
01:43Didn't think you'd ask a follow-up.
01:44Learn to lie, young man.
01:46Okay.
01:50Madam?
01:51I thought you'd enjoy a hot cup of chocolate.
01:54Are you insane?
01:55We're at work.
01:56Why not just get a neon sign that says Chris will put her finger in my butt?
01:59That was your finger?
02:00Greg, join us.
02:02Take it.
02:02Say they're both yours.
02:05Go.
02:07These are both mine.
02:09Okay, quick question about your former spouse.
02:11How would you introduce Elizabeth?
02:14Ah, well, she definitely doesn't like it when I call her my ex.
02:17But my former wife sounds like I killed her.
02:20So I usually just go with Beth.
02:23Nice podcast, Greg.
02:24I just meant how should I introduce her tomorrow?
02:26We're planning the dedication ceremony for the Elizabeth Stoddard Student Center,
02:29which apparently is a part of my job.
02:31Mm.
02:31Moving down my list, would you say that Elizabeth is a relentlessly aggressive predator
02:36who will stop at nothing to get what she wants?
02:39That can't be on the list.
02:40He thinks she's coming for his job.
02:42Oh, she would make a great college president.
02:44Hello?
02:45Nope.
02:46Not this college.
02:48Her name should be on the Student Center.
02:50She raised all the money.
02:51But this green initiative of hers.
02:53Now the lights go off in every academic building automatically at 7 p.m.?
02:58What are we, Quakers?
02:59Is that something they do?
03:01Look, if Beth wanted your job, I wouldn't know.
03:04Since our split, we really haven't been in contact.
03:06So she made it impossible to be close.
03:10You made it impossible to stay close.
03:12Let's not do the micro expression, please.
03:15And if you must know, yeah.
03:17I think that Beth tried to keep it civil so we could continue to hang out as a family.
03:22But I couldn't do it.
03:24Why?
03:25A number of reasons.
03:26Name them.
03:27He doesn't want to name them.
03:28Don't talk for Greg.
03:29I don't want to name them.
03:30Fair enough.
03:32Ah, one down.
03:35Wow, two hot chocolates.
03:37Yeah.
03:38What are you hiding?
03:44So weird.
03:49Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, I've played before.
03:55I laugh at me, I'm trying, trying.
04:00Falling sometimes, sometimes flying.
04:04Cry me and I'll shine up white liners.
04:08Cruel, cruel, cruel.
04:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:16Why did you drag that lame picture all the way from Florida?
04:19I don't know.
04:20It just makes me happy when I look at it.
04:22Well, as an art historian, if you paid more than $10 for that, you got ripped off.
04:27Ouch.
04:28Your mom is coming this weekend.
04:29I will keep her entertained.
04:31You don't even have to see her.
04:32Actually, I was thinking that it might be fun for the three of us to hang out.
04:37Really?
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38I mean, the last few times I've seen you guys together since the split have not been super smooth.
04:43I know, I know, I know.
04:44And no judgment.
04:45Well, there shouldn't be judgment.
04:47You burned down your house and I just said mean things to my ex.
04:50Wow.
04:52I think I might be ready.
04:53Then you should go for it.
04:54I'm trying to figure out a way to broach the topic with your mom.
04:57How do you spell WhatsApp?
04:59Jesus Christ, give me that.
05:01Well, okay.
05:02Before you send anything, run it by me first.
05:04Whoa, whoa, don't call.
05:05Hi, mom, it's me.
05:06On dad's phone.
05:06Um, uh, I was just thinking, I think you should stay at his house this weekend.
05:11What are you doing?
05:12Don't.
05:13No, I know.
05:16He is like that.
05:17No, the room isn't available.
05:19Don't.
05:19Just hang it up.
05:21She wants to talk to you.
05:22Be cool.
05:25What's up?
05:28Hi.
05:28Yeah.
05:30Uh, yes, I think I can not be weird.
05:33Okay.
05:35Well, not if I see you first.
05:37That, no.
05:39Bye.
05:44What's up?
05:46And although Stalin and Lenin both had different approaches to governing,
05:50they did still share the same tune.
05:52Now, that's an odd couple comedy that I'd pay to see.
05:56Um, Professor Bates, can I have a word?
05:59Oh, of course.
06:00We were just wrapping up anyway.
06:02Spocono nocci, everybody.
06:03Spocono nocci.
06:08After you.
06:12Um, you need to stop sending me eggplant emojis.
06:16Oh, you mean aubergines?
06:18Oh, I didn't even put the little water drops afterwards.
06:20Because I'm a gentleman.
06:21We are never having sex again.
06:23Agreed.
06:24Because we didn't have sex.
06:25We made love.
06:26Gross.
06:27Oh, for fuck's sake.
06:29This shit again.
06:30These are everywhere.
06:31Do you know who's doing this?
06:32I don't.
06:33I wish I did.
06:33Then I would thank them.
06:34Because it's like a little sign telling me to stay away.
06:39The one good thing that came from us sleeping together
06:43is that I have clarity.
06:45I'm sorry if what I'm about to say makes you sad.
06:48But when we were together, I felt nothing.
06:52Oh.
06:53Yeah.
06:55I'm over you.
07:11Pants off.
07:12Just me.
07:21Elizabeth Stoddard is a philanthropist, a pioneer in corporate gender equality,
07:27and an accomplished CEO.
07:30CEO.
07:31Or should I say CEO.
07:36My wife wrote that.
07:37She's not here.
07:38We're so glad that Beth could join us for one day and one day only.
07:43Without further ado, Elizabeth Stoddard, class of 89.
07:50Thank you so much, President Mann, for those kind words.
07:54And thank you all for being here to welcome me, I guess, to my student center?
08:00Crazy, right?
08:02I kind of thought my name would be bigger.
08:04Who do I talk to?
08:05I forgot how good she is at this.
08:07Dad, I'm right here.
08:07You're screaming.
08:08I'm not.
08:09How am I screaming?
08:10Stop.
08:10Which is why I am really looking forward to being on campus much more frequently,
08:16so that I can help lead our university toward the future.
08:19With the Green Initiative, Ludlow is on track to be the first ever passive energy campus in all of New
08:25England.
08:26It's very exciting.
08:30Come on.
08:31Turn it off.
08:33Oh, wait.
08:34It's your phone.
08:36It's your phone.
08:38Get your phone out.
08:39Oh, shh, it's my phone.
08:41It's your phone.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Okay, I got it.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:45I'm sorry.
08:45Student changed my ringtone.
08:47So, as I was saying, when we considered redesign.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:53Turned it off.
08:54Great.
08:55Go for it.
08:58Ah, it's just so nostalgic being here.
09:03Have you ever gotten high and gone skinny dipping and cat at Fountain?
09:08What?
09:08No.
09:10Me neither.
09:11Maybe we could do it together as a family.
09:13Hey, Rooster.
09:15What up, bro?
09:15Hey, big guy.
09:17Oh, tell Spooner he needs to change my ringtone back.
09:20I got you.
09:22His nickname is Pig Guy?
09:24No, it's much worse.
09:26The kids call you Rooster?
09:27Yeah.
09:27Some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character.
09:31No way.
09:31That's hysterical.
09:32I don't think it's that hysterical.
09:34Mom, brace yourself.
09:36But dad's kind of hot shit around here.
09:37Stop it.
09:38Seriously.
09:39The other day, I'm pretty sure I caught him on a walk of shame.
09:42What?
09:42Tell me everything.
09:43No, no, no, no.
09:43We're not going to talk about that.
09:44Notice how he's not denying it.
09:46And also see how he's blushing.
09:48No.
09:49I got to go teach Yannick modernism.
09:51I got to go meet with Wall so he can drag me around to the trustee.
09:54Wait a second.
09:55We have to have a little family fun night, yes?
09:57My schedule is packed.
09:59Oh, Mom, come on.
10:00I will let you tell me about hairstyles that don't suit me because of the shape of my face.
10:03Not a bob.
10:04Never forget.
10:05Sure.
10:05I'm not letting go until you say yes.
10:08Sure.
10:09Yes!
10:09Oh!
10:11Cool.
10:11That was too big a reaction.
10:13I am sorry.
10:14Okay, bye.
10:15Want to walk me to Walt's?
10:16Sure.
10:19Hello, Mo.
10:19Ah, you're home!
10:22Shoes off, Prince Harry.
10:24It's not a fucking dojo, is it?
10:27How was it?
10:27I want to hear every detail.
10:29The Big Apple.
10:30Wow, never been.
10:31Sorry, you've never been to New York.
10:32That seems impossible.
10:33That seems anti-Semitic.
10:35How was the interviews?
10:37Oh, yes.
10:38How were the interviews?
10:39A whole car ride, nothing came up.
10:41What did you talk about?
10:42Talked mostly about his book.
10:44But honestly, I think I nailed him.
10:46Yes!
10:46I was in the zone.
10:47Nice!
10:48I was actually in the zone myself this weekend, writing.
10:50We already moved back to you.
10:53It's called a conversation mode.
10:54It sort of ebbs back and forth.
10:55Does it?
10:56Yes, it does.
10:58Do you want to come help me unpack?
11:01Unpack me in sex.
11:03I probably would have got that one.
11:05Yeah.
11:06I have office hours in like 20 minutes.
11:08So I'll be back before you know it, okay?
11:11All right.
11:11No, I...
11:12Yeah, totally get it.
11:13Okay.
11:15Are your feet bigger than when you came in?
11:18Okay.
11:19All right.
11:19Cheers, then.
11:20Thanks.
11:23All right.
11:25He'll be gone at least an hour.
11:26That's more than enough time for us to change the locks, have him out of our lives forever.
11:30I'm begging you.
11:31I would still have to see him on campus.
11:34Come here.
11:37Fuck that guy.
11:38Yes.
11:39Fuck that guy.
11:40Yes.
11:41There they are.
11:43Elizabeth.
11:44Sir.
11:44Great to see you.
11:45Nice to see you.
11:46Won't you come in?
11:47Excuse me.
11:48First sign here.
11:51Oh.
11:52Mr. Russo, before you go, I need a signature from you as well.
11:55Okay.
11:58Holy moly.
11:59Just a form saying you'll be more professional at work.
12:01Ah.
12:02Hmm.
12:03Initial here.
12:04Here?
12:04Mm-hmm.
12:04This one?
12:06In here.
12:08Oh, thank you.
12:11Dylan Shepard.
12:12Dean of faculty.
12:13Dean of faculty.
12:15Mm-hmm.
12:15Great.
12:16Well, just temporary.
12:17Unless Riggs has to be unplugged or something.
12:20Wouldn't that be tragic?
12:21Well, it is nice to see a woman in a position of power at this school.
12:26In fact, wouldn't it be great to have a woman in this office someday?
12:31Absolutely.
12:33Elizabeth, Dylan will have to be your escort this afternoon.
12:36And I'll be dealing with our hockey coach who is struggling through some alcohol issues.
12:42Actually, he just switched to Michelob Ultra, which you were choosing to believe is a terrific sign.
12:47Someone should still probably keep an eye on him.
12:49Not it.
12:50Oh, Greg.
12:51What?
12:52Could help coach.
12:53Oh.
12:54He was a minor league hockey player when we first met.
12:59Isn't that interesting?
13:00Because Greg told me that he did not like hockey.
13:04I said it's not my thing.
13:06What I forgot to say was anymore.
13:09I used to like hockey.
13:11Now I don't.
13:12I thought you had a game.
13:13You don't need to weigh in here.
13:17Okay.
13:18Um, yes.
13:19I should have said that I like hockey.
13:21But I didn't because I'm a little bit of an introvert.
13:26And a liar.
13:27Well, you could definitely show up.
13:31I.
13:34You always used to do this.
13:36Come on.
13:37Stop.
13:38Uh, all right.
13:40Yes.
13:41Fine.
13:41I will help.
13:42Great.
13:43Settled.
13:43Great.
13:43We should get going.
13:44Let's get going.
13:45All right.
13:46I will see you later at the house.
13:48I will see you later, coach.
13:49Oh.
13:52What?
13:53I'm going to go and get myself some lunch.
13:56It's only like 10.30.
13:58Betrayal makes me hungry, Greg.
14:00All right.
14:15Wait.
14:16You there.
14:18Hold.
14:19Hold.
14:23Hey, hey.
14:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:27What?
14:30Somebody stop them.
14:33What religion or reason could drive a man to go safe is my mind.
14:39Don't you tell me no, don't you tell me no, don't you tell me no, don't you tell me no,
14:43don't you tell me no, don't you tell me no.
15:00No.
15:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:06Hi.
15:08I'm Sunny.
15:09Right.
15:11Don't I know you from fucking my husband?
15:13Yes.
15:16I wanted to apologize for that.
15:19Well, you did it.
15:20Problem solved.
15:22I think what happened is I never saw you as a real person.
15:25Oh, good.
15:25There's more.
15:25You were this abstract idea from another time in Archie's life.
15:31Obviously, he still has feelings for you.
15:34How could he not?
15:36I'm sure you don't completely know how you feel about him.
15:39All I know is I fucked up your life and blew up every plan I had for my own.
15:44There's only myself to blame for that.
15:48Well, you should also blame him a little.
15:51I do.
15:53Thanks for your time.
15:58How are you?
16:00I mean, with the whole, uh, how are you feeling?
16:05So far, uh, I was scared, mostly.
16:11But we'll see, you know?
16:19I didn't want the review to go online.
16:21You can do this.
16:23Get the review back.
16:25You're the dean of faculty.
16:27Embrace your power.
16:28Cheese plate!
16:28It's coming in hot.
16:29Ooh.
16:30Of course it has more nuts than cheese.
16:32His diet is primarily nuts.
16:35I like nuts, but I also like hot chocolate.
16:37How did you drink both of those?
16:38Yeah, that was too much.
16:39That's too much crunch, too much sweet.
16:41You gotta get sick.
16:42Hey!
16:42No, no, no.
16:42Are you, is, was it you two?
16:45Is this the...
16:45What now?
16:46Oh, no, no, no.
16:47Hmm.
16:47Apparently, he had a one-nighter, so.
16:50Oh.
16:52It wasn't me.
16:52I'm seeing somebody, and he's great, but boring, and a bad kisser, and I hate him, but
16:57who are you sleeping with?
16:59You know, if you get a cracker that's big enough, you can put a piece of cheese, a fig, and
17:05a
17:05nut on it.
17:06Oh, shoot.
17:07Katie's upset about something.
17:08She wants me to come talk to her.
17:09You can just talk to her when she gets here.
17:11I don't think she's coming here.
17:13Okay, hold on, hold on.
17:15All right, all right, all right, all right.
17:16Let's just be calm.
17:17Um, could you text her back, please, and tell her that she made a commitment to come
17:21here, and that Dylan is excited about playing games?
17:23Wait, this is game night?
17:24Oh, shit.
17:25Uh, I hate games.
17:26No, no, be calm, please.
17:28Uh-oh.
17:28Can we just be calm, please?
17:30Greg, everybody's calm.
17:31Okay.
17:31Okay.
17:32See, he gets an idea in his head, and if it doesn't happen exactly the way he imagines
17:36it, he starts to kind of freak out.
17:38I am not freaking out.
17:40Yeah, that's not your regular voice.
17:42And when he starts to, like, slow it way down, you are fucked.
17:45And I would appreciate it.
17:48We're fucked.
17:49If the two of you did not gang up on me.
17:53I'm so scared.
17:54Stop it.
17:55Stop it.
17:55It's terrifying.
17:56Stop it.
17:56Okay.
17:58All I can say is I'm really glad that he found you.
18:00As a friend.
18:01When we were married, he had, like, two friends.
18:03Well, I only had one at the end because you slept with the other one.
18:15Beth, would you care what you want to think?
18:17I don't want that.
18:19God, I appreciate you making the time, Walt, but this heat is just unbearable.
18:24It's supposed to be uncomfortable.
18:25We do hard things to make ourselves stronger.
18:27I mean, look at those abs.
18:30What, you do a couple hundred crunches a day for those things?
18:32No, I'm not really keen on any kind of exercise, truth be told.
18:35I am resisting the urge to strike you right now.
18:38Hey, listen, this, um, for Katie thing.
18:41How did Sonny's interviews go?
18:43Um, yeah, she said fine, I think.
18:46And you didn't dig any deeper than that, I suppose.
18:50That's a lucky girl.
18:52To be clear, you're upset because your precious little car got painted again?
18:56No, it was my dry erase board this time.
18:59Huh.
19:00Someone's trying to get under your skin and it's fizzling out, Archie.
19:04And it won't continue unless you put gasoline on the fire.
19:07And let me tell you something, you're going to be tempted to it because you're a weak, vain man.
19:10Hey, I am not weak.
19:13Resist the urge.
19:16I hear you.
19:20Do you eat bread?
19:21Um, pasta too, yeah.
19:23Quite into lasagna at the minute, but, um, I'll never say no to enocchi, risotto, ravioli.
19:29Get out.
19:29Just get out.
19:33Elizabeth, come on.
19:35What?
19:35Come on.
19:36What?
19:36We were just razzing each other.
19:38You were razzing me.
19:39I was razzing you.
19:40It's me, Mr. Razzles.
19:42You want to be mad at me forever?
19:44Be mad at me forever.
19:44But things weren't great when I blew us up.
19:46And I take responsibility for that, and I also feel terrible that you were so lonely.
19:51But I have a big life and a career, and it's not like I was just going to give that
19:56up
19:57so that we could stare into each other's eyes all day?
20:01I'm sorry if you are my best friend.
20:03Oh, come on.
20:03No, no, don't do that.
20:05Dammit.
20:05No, no, no, no.
20:07I didn't want to rehash this this weekend.
20:10Then why are we?
20:12I don't know if we know how to stop.
20:16Beth, I am trying so hard to get to that sweet spot with you where we can be friends.
20:21And I was doing pretty well up until about ten minutes ago.
20:27Just give me another chance.
20:29Come on.
20:31I think we should cut our losses and know that we did the best we could.
20:38I'm going to go see Katie.
20:43My dad's being, like, so unsupportive about my singing lessons.
20:46Do you know what my potential is?
20:48Yeah, we could have a career.
20:49Like, tell me...
20:50This doesn't sound good.
20:53Angelic.
20:53Uh, hello.
20:54Hi.
20:55Can I see your mufflers, please?
20:56Yeah, of course.
20:57Yeah.
20:57Look, I wasn't talking to you.
20:58Uh, Gina?
21:00Gina.
21:00No, I was talking to Liv.
21:01Talking to Liv.
21:02Oh, yeah.
21:03I'll be right there.
21:04For sure.
21:05Right now.
21:06Can you watch my back?
21:08Yeah, of course.
21:15Why do I feel guilty for sleeping with my own husband?
21:19Uh, I might not be the best person to ask, because I was, you know, the Archie.
21:24Just tell me what to do.
21:27That's not me.
21:27I can't...
21:28Greg does the emotional stuff.
21:31Yeah, yeah, no, I know.
21:32You're the dad.
21:32He's the mom.
21:33Whatever.
21:33I don't feel super comfortable talking about my sex life to Mrs. Doubtfire.
21:38He'd die if he knew I called him that.
21:39Are you kidding me?
21:41He loves that movie.
21:42Well, I mean any movie, really, where a man dresses up as a woman.
21:45The Birkage.
21:46Yeah, sure.
21:48I've kind of always done whatever the hell makes me happy.
21:52Which doesn't always work for me, but that's mostly because I'm pretty selfish.
21:56You?
21:57I know.
21:57No.
21:58I know.
21:58I know.
21:59Shocking.
22:01But the thing is, my dear, you have the kindest heart.
22:08You might actually be able to pull it off.
22:15How is that?
22:16Did that sound like something a mom would say?
22:18I'm going to ask that.
22:20Oh, all right, fuck it.
22:21Yeah, do that.
22:25Do you know why I've asked you here, Liv?
22:28Yeah, I think I do.
22:29What you've been doing recently has been driving me absolutely insane.
22:33I mean, I actually, I was warned not to do this.
22:37No, no, no, no, no.
22:37I, like, dated my high school band teacher.
22:39Yeah.
22:40I can be discreet.
22:41Wait, I beg your pardon?
22:42Yeah.
22:43Oh, oh, sorry, this is green initiative.
22:46Shit.
22:46But you can't tell Gina about this.
22:49I get to.
22:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:53I didn't mean that.
22:54That's not what I meant at all.
22:55I would never do that with you.
22:56I just, there's no dismarriagement on your appearance.
22:58I mean, it's love.
22:59Okay, you just go.
23:01Okay, just go, please.
23:02Mixed signals.
23:03No, no, no, no, not, not mixed signals.
23:06But very, very clear signals.
23:11Just, just working late.
23:14Putin.
23:15Yeah, he's the best.
23:16Well, not.
23:20Good night.
23:20Good night.
23:28Pretzel!
23:32Can we fucking play grab-ass?
23:35Come on, back to one.
23:38I got all day.
23:40Hey.
23:41That's chunky.
23:42Hey, coach.
23:43Greg Russo.
23:44Walt asked me to come by.
23:46I'm not, I'm not sure you got it.
23:48Yeah, relax.
23:49I'm Jake.
23:50I know why you're here.
23:52Glad to have you.
23:54I'm on a whole new path.
23:56Working out, going to the meetings, the whole shebang.
23:58Great, great.
23:59I really appreciate your support.
24:01Oh, my pleasure.
24:02Happy to help.
24:04You think I could stay sober?
24:08Uh, I, well, we just...
24:10All right, if the answer's no, you just say it.
24:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:13I'm sure you got this.
24:17I'm 100% hopeful.
24:20I needed that.
24:21It's been a day.
24:22My kid walked in on me in the garage last night.
24:24I was jerking off, listening to Aerosmith.
24:26Okay.
24:27You ever look at your kid, and you know he thinks you're a loser?
24:31Well, I have a daughter.
24:33Trust me, she thinks you're a fucking loser.
24:34Sure.
24:36Okay, well, enough about my demons.
24:38Go get loosened up.
24:39You can jump in there.
24:39Okay, this seems like it's going to be fun.
24:42Guys, this is Coach Russo.
24:44Don't be dicks.
24:47Hi, Coach.
24:49Go, Coach.
24:51Gate backwards.
24:52Yeah.
24:54There he is.
24:55Coach is back.
24:55Watch out.
24:57Oh.
25:00I'm okay.
25:01I'm okay.
25:03I almost wish someone had told you to leave it alone.
25:06Well, I tried, Walt, but then I saw her wearing these bloody pink shoes.
25:09I don't think you should talk about what she was wearing.
25:11That's smart.
25:11Could we speed this along?
25:13Tony and I already made the popcorn, and we're watching the first season of Pachinko.
25:16She won't let me turn on the subtitles, and I, honest to God, have no idea what's going on.
25:21Well, let's focus.
25:24Okay, as the Dean of Faculty, I don't think Professor Bates is at fault.
25:28Yes.
25:28See, women helping women and helping men.
25:31No.
25:31No.
25:32But the lights going off in the academic buildings is a major liability, so I think that we should
25:37put a hold on the Green Initiative, just until we research best practices.
25:40Maybe a year or two.
25:42That's interesting.
25:44You'll be able to put the Ludlow Review back in print.
25:47Bravo.
25:48I've been waiting for this.
25:49Oh, don't act like you knew this is what I would do.
25:52You see what he's doing?
25:54No.
25:55Sorry, I was just sort of still thinking about my own thing.
25:58The young lady already said it was a misunderstanding.
26:00Big misunderstanding.
26:01Yes.
26:02Yes.
26:03Well, yeah.
26:04I'd never sleep with a student.
26:06Well, I'd never sleep with a student of mine.
26:08That's a big no-no.
26:10And that's actually a big distinction that Sonny and I often make.
26:12I'm very clear to make that.
26:14Because she's a post-grad student.
26:16It's more like a peer.
26:19Uh, I think I'm going to go.
26:21Can I go?
26:22Would you?
26:25How does it look?
26:28Ah!
26:28Ah!
26:32Asshole!
26:35It looks better, though, right?
26:36No.
26:37No.
26:37I'm going to get wine.
26:38Do you want wine?
26:39I can go for a wine.
26:40Sure.
26:41Oh, could I get a straw for the wine, too?
26:43Thank y'all.
26:46How's she doing?
26:47She's going to be okay.
26:48Mm-hmm.
26:49Yes.
26:51She did call you Mrs. Doubtfire.
26:54Oh, my God.
26:55Mm-hmm.
26:56Love that.
26:57Hello!
26:58Katie!
26:59How's my wine coming?
27:01God damn it, Mom!
27:02I'm sorry.
27:04Oh.
27:05I'm biased, but she may be the best kid ever.
27:07I do not disagree.
27:09You miss her.
27:11You know, we're doing Thanksgiving in a couple weeks, if you feel coming.
27:16More than welcome.
27:19You know what?
27:21Wait, Dad.
27:22Did you take this down because I gave you shit about it?
27:24That's sad.
27:25If you love it, you should keep it up.
27:26No, no, no, no, no.
27:27Mom, he takes this with him everywhere.
27:29Oh, my God!
27:30That's the...
27:31That's from when we were in Italy.
27:34I'm wearing the hat.
27:36Aw.
27:38Why do you still have that?
27:41I don't know.
27:43I guess it just makes me happy.
27:45I guess it just makes me happy.
27:51Hello!
27:52Who wants wine?
27:55You know, you guys, I've got an early morning.
27:59Oh, yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:00You're not up to head.
28:01No, me too.
28:02Night, Mom.
28:02Good night, sweetie.
28:03Love you.
28:04Love you.
28:06Sweet dreams.
28:11Good night.
28:13I'm sorry.
28:16I...
28:17I thought you were...
28:19I didn't know you were still...
28:21It's okay.
28:22I'm getting there.
28:25Divorce is hard, as you know.
28:28You're doing it right, though.
28:30Clean break.
28:32Yeah.
28:36Honey, you don't have to stay here.
28:38I'm good.
28:39I'm good.
28:44Hmm.
28:47You were conceived right after that picture was taken.
28:49Oh, my God.
28:50It's true.
28:52That could have been such a nice moment.
28:53Happiness coming and going.
28:57I watch you look at me, watch my fever going on.
29:01Just where I am.
29:06But how many corners do I have to turn?
29:09How many times do I have to learn?
29:12All the love I have is in my mind.
29:17But I'm a lucky man.
29:22But I'm a lucky man.
29:24With fire in my hands.
29:32Happiness, something in my own place.
29:35I'm steady, naked, smiling.
29:37And I feel no disgrace with who I am.
29:45Happiness coming and going.
29:48I watch you look at me, watch my fever going on.
29:51I know just who I am.
29:55I know just who I am.
29:56I know just who I am.
29:57I know just who I am.
29:58I know just who I am.
29:58I know just who I am.
29:58I know just who I am.
29:58I know just who I am.
29:59I know just who I am.
29:59I know just who I am.
30:02I know just who I am.
30:03I know just who I am.
30:04I know just who I am.
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