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00:00Do you know what blood type you are? A-plus. A-plus? A-plus, mate. The best you can get.
00:06What are you, probably a D-minus?
00:10Ah, you walked into that, mate.
00:14Every evening in Australia...
00:15Here we go. Let's do this, baby!
00:17TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:19What? How are there so many suckers out there?
00:23But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:25No, this is not a real TV show.
00:27I don't understand the creative direction here.
00:29Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:33What are we watching?
00:34This is Keith and I'm late. Never heard of them.
00:36Sorry, what?
00:38We're not the target demographic.
00:40This week...
00:41We went on a company retreat.
00:42Everyone involved is an actor.
00:44This is the best TV concept ever.
00:47Stop it!
00:48It's so cringe, but it's so good.
00:50Checked out Taylor Sheridan's new star-studded drama.
00:53Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
00:54Everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
00:57Kate?
00:57You're going to say you look like...
00:58Kurt Russell.
00:59Oh, Kurt Russell has a square jaw.
01:01That's all I'm saying.
01:02And were blown away by a doco with a difference.
01:05Wait, is she naked?
01:07Is her front bottom out?
01:08Splinter City.
01:15Anastasia and Faye are away this week.
01:18Meanwhile, in Sydney...
01:19Have you been eating lollies behind the curtain?
01:21This is where he asks for a lawyer.
01:23Yeah.
01:23Don't say a word.
01:25My lollies.
01:26Yeah, that's right.
01:27No fingerprint.
01:28You can't place him at the scene of the crime.
01:30He has an alibi.
01:31Were you with Malik?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Yeah.
01:35This week on Stan, we watched their new animal doco series.
01:39Oh, we're doing winter shit.
01:41Correct, because...
01:42Those that do live here thrive here.
01:46You know what the secret is to thriving in a winter wonderland?
01:49Fats.
01:50Fats.
01:50I am made for winter.
01:53The wild winter.
01:55Here we go.
01:56Buddy, we've got to watch the animal doco.
01:58You love these, mate.
01:59Winter in the southern hemisphere is more forgiving for the animal inhabitants.
02:03Where are we?
02:04Is this Australia?
02:05Nah.
02:07Is it going to be New Zealand?
02:08Oh.
02:09To much of the world, Australia is not a place associated with freezing temperatures.
02:15No.
02:16Scott, you wouldn't think of it, would you?
02:18Leon?
02:19Jeez, look.
02:19It's a landscape of incredible extremes.
02:22What cute winter animals do we have?
02:26Oh, it's a wombat!
02:28This common wombat...
02:29You could have just called me a wombat.
02:31You don't have to call me a common wombat.
02:32...is one of the only large marsupial species that can handle life above the snow line.
02:39Wombat!
02:39Leon, do you think you're invisible?
02:41There's a wombat in the snow and I can't see nothing.
02:44The focus of today's trek is a hunt for food.
02:47I can't see anything!
02:49To save exerting himself, he halves his effort.
02:52Oh my goodness, look at the run!
02:54His back feet fit perfectly into the deep impressions made by his front paws.
02:59Oh, look at it, it's so cute.
03:01They kind of look like a little pig cat, don't they?
03:04A little pig cat is actually spot on.
03:06It looks like Kev.
03:07And even though he sometimes looks a little out of step with his surroundings...
03:11Listen here, you little wombat!
03:13Get off the table!
03:16This wombat is at home in winter.
03:19It's really nice just watching a quiet show together.
03:22Next, we're off to...
03:23Oh, Japan!
03:25Negative seven degrees, my goodness!
03:27You could freeze your balls off, wouldn't you?
03:28I haven't got any, Kev.
03:30Thank God.
03:31...surrounded by rugged mountains, spectacular hot streams...
03:35I bet you there's monkeys!
03:37There's monkeys!
03:38...these macaques don't have to contend with the Polonites of further north...
03:43Look how cold they are, their faces are so pig.
03:45They've latched on to a unique way to warm up.
03:48Hell.
03:49The monkeys go into the thermal barbs and relax.
03:51So Japanese of them hanging out in the onsen.
03:54This mother and baby know it's nicer in a warm bar than out.
03:59Us Asians are smart, even our monkeys are smart.
04:02Well, I mean, it's not rocket science.
04:04They're cold, it's hot.
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:08The macaque have only been submerging themselves since the 1960s.
04:13What happened in the 60s?
04:14Things got a bit wild and they thought, let's just try this hot water.
04:17You ever been in a spa in the snow?
04:18Not with 30 blokes.
04:20The local thermal springs generally sit at a 40 degrees Celsius.
04:25Oh!
04:26Toasty!
04:26These monkeys are on the money.
04:29Put you in that hot pool and no one would tell the difference.
04:33Relieving stress.
04:35Oh, the serenity.
04:36Oi, I'm coming back as one of these.
04:38The doco then takes us to the thermal springs of Yellowstone National Park.
04:43So wait, we're in Yellowstone now?
04:44What have they got?
04:45Birds like these mallards.
04:47Ducks!
04:47Ducks, boring.
04:48I love ducks!
04:49I've got ducks.
04:50To filter food from the water.
04:52I'm just going to get a cup of tea while the ducks are on.
04:54Just keep watching this, everybody.
04:56Do you know, with ducks, the females are the loudest.
04:58That's boring.
04:59And the males don't make a single sound.
05:01It's a bit boring.
05:02But the birds are not the only animals in Yellowstone.
05:05Who's this bad boy?
05:06A bobcat.
05:07A bobcat?
05:08I don't know who's name's Bob.
05:09In winter, hungry eyes are never far.
05:13Look, look.
05:13This bob.
05:14Oh, the bobcat is going to eat the shit out of these ducks.
05:17Now it's getting fun.
05:19Success hangs on a cat's ability to time its attack.
05:22No, you stay away from the ducks.
05:24Bobcats are patient hunters.
05:27Not great at camouflage, though.
05:28No, stay away from my ducks, you stupid cat.
05:31With the ducks oblivious.
05:32Here we go.
05:33Fly!
05:34Fly, ducks!
05:37No!
05:38Yes!
05:39A successful kill, immediately improving the bobcat's chances of survival.
05:44I hope you get hypothermia and you choke on the duck's bone.
05:50Boy, that was so good, hey.
05:52Does it make you want to go and see the snow?
05:53It does.
05:54You're always getting cool stuff in the winter animals.
05:56Except for those ducks.
05:58I don't like cats anymore.
06:12People are just, like, using AI as friends.
06:15I saw a kid have a full conversation in the Apple store, like a human conversation with
06:19AI.
06:20I was like, this is scary.
06:21Get some friends, dork.
06:23Meanwhile in Sydney...
06:24I've been talking a lot to ChatGeputee at the moment.
06:27Me too.
06:27We've been having some deep chats.
06:29Well, I've actually put mine into voice mode so it talks back to me.
06:32What voice did you choose?
06:33Yeah, she's like a fun 21-year-old or something.
06:35I totally hear you.
06:37It's like a real friend.
06:39It's cheaper than therapies.
06:41Monday night on 10.
06:42Deal.
06:43Or no deal.
06:45That's right.
06:45Yay!
06:47And as always...
06:48Here's your host...
06:49Grant Daniel!
06:51And tonight's contestant is...
06:52Jessica McNeely!
06:54Come on down, Jessica.
06:56No.
06:56That's the catchphrase from a completely different game show.
06:59Okay, so she picks a suitcase.
07:00She's usually got a friend in the audience.
07:03See more.
07:04I'm telling you right now, mate.
07:05Everyone knows how to play this game.
07:07Yeah, I think so.
07:07So let's get straight into it.
07:09Let's play.
07:10Hard.
07:11Again, different show.
07:12This one...
07:13Starts with the choice of one case.
07:15Number two.
07:16Number two.
07:17I wouldn't do number two.
07:18No way.
07:19Bad juju.
07:20Well, let's see what's in the other cases.
07:22Where would you like to start?
07:23Number 19.
07:24Oh!
07:25That is a bloody great start.
07:27Yes, it's not bad.
07:29Now, watch this.
07:30Um, $22, please.
07:32$5.
07:32Yes, Jessica!
07:34Oh!
07:34Well, she's picking on blue.
07:35She's doing well.
07:36Number three, please.
07:37Oh!
07:38$2.50!
07:39Three blues.
07:40He is killing it.
07:42That's the best possible start you can have.
07:44You've got to start on the blue side.
07:46Really?
07:46Yep.
07:47I don't want to get too excited.
07:48Have you got anybody with you or have you got up there?
07:50I've got Landa.
07:51Landa.
07:52My son's future mother-in-law.
07:55My son's future mother-in-law.
07:57Her son is getting married to that lady's daughter.
07:59Yes.
08:00Our kids love Japan, so we thought we might shout them to go over there for their honeymoon.
08:05Are they going to Japan for their honeymoon?
08:07Yeah!
08:08That's like me!
08:09But we thought we might come as well.
08:11No!
08:14You don't want your parents on your honeymoon.
08:16That's a great thing for romance on your honeymoon, isn't it?
08:19You guys are coming and meeting us in Japan!
08:22And what was your financial target?
08:23$30.
08:24$30.
08:25$30 grand for a holiday.
08:26You know what?
08:27I hope for her kids' sake she cannot go to Japan.
08:31But Jessica's run of good luck continues.
08:34And the blue cases keep disappearing.
08:36Well we get $25.
08:38$25.
08:38Cheap as I tell you now.
08:39I can smell money.
08:40And the bank offers get bigger.
08:43No deal!
08:44No deal!
08:44No deal!
08:45And bigger.
08:46$20!
08:47Take it!
08:48Take it!
08:49Take it!
08:49No way Holly!
08:51Take the deal!
08:52Take the deal!
08:52No deal!
08:53Oh!
08:56YOLO!
08:57YOLO!
08:58Oh my god that takes some courage.
09:00One more case to open.
09:01Number 17.
09:02I've got a terrible feeling it's $100,000.
09:05Shit.
09:06Oh my god.
09:06I can't watch.
09:07Anything but the $100.
09:08Is it $100 grand inside or not?
09:10Oh!
09:10$10,000!
09:12Oh my goodness!
09:13Oh my gosh!
09:15She could have $100 grand in her case.
09:17She also could have $500 bucks.
09:19There's one last figure you need to consider.
09:21Bank offer.
09:22So the offer's gonna be high now.
09:24It's gonna be huge.
09:26And whatever it is they should take it.
09:29$32?
09:30Yeah.
09:30That's still fine.
09:31And they said minimum $30.
09:32They've got the holiday.
09:33They can hear their kids root in the next door room.
09:35What do you think?
09:36Take the money and get out of it!
09:37Take the money!
09:38Do not be greedy.
09:39Do not be greedy.
09:40Take the deal!
09:41Gamble.
09:42I'm almost tempted to open it.
09:43What?
09:44What?
09:45No deal.
09:45Don't listen to Linda.
09:46You have to deal!
09:48You have to deal!
09:49No deal!
09:51No deal!
09:52Oh my gosh!
09:53What the hell?
09:54Oh, she's just listened to her.
09:57That's why the mothers get along so well.
09:59These mums have been playing too many mobile gambling games.
10:03This is a couple of mums after a few Long Island ice teas at the casino rolling dice on
10:07the craps table.
10:08And it's all come down to this.
10:10There is a 50% chance you have the stunning amount of $100,000.
10:14I think she's got $100,000.
10:16Me too.
10:17I think she's got the 500, baby.
10:19Oh my god, I hope this works out.
10:20Oh my god.
10:20Oh my gosh.
10:22The latch is undone.
10:23Oh.
10:24I'm gonna spew.
10:24I'm gonna spew.
10:25I'm gonna spew.
10:25Alright, are we doing it?
10:27Yeah!
10:27Hurry up!
10:28Inside!
10:29Case 2!
10:29No!
10:33No!
10:39No!
10:41No!
10:42No!
10:42No!
10:43No!
10:43No!
10:44Oh no!
10:44Oh no!
10:44Oh no!
10:44Oh no!
10:45Oh my god, that's hard to watch!
10:47Oh my god!
10:48Oh my god!
10:49So sorry, it's only $500.
10:51It's not even enough to get petrol for your ride home!
10:54But this season...
10:55There's one more chance.
10:57Oh, hang on.
10:58Our brand new game called the deal wheel.
11:01What?
11:02I'm coming back.
11:03What's the deal wheel?
11:04Well, it's a big wheel that you spin to try and win some more cash.
11:07Oh, that's like the chase.
11:08Once again, different show.
11:10Redbird Newton.
11:11Spin the wheel!
11:12It's a different...
11:13Ah, forget it.
11:14$5,500!
11:15$1,500 bucks, big deal.
11:17Good night, Australia.
11:17I guess the kids are going to the best Western in Wagga.
11:36Just giving everyone love.
11:38That's what I do.
11:42This week, Amazon Prime premiered the next season of its smash hit from 2022.
11:49Jury Judy presents Company Retreat.
11:51I've been looking forward to this, dude.
11:53What is it?
11:54If you don't remember, it's the show where a crew films a fake documentary and everyone is in on it.
11:59Hey.
12:00Do I look at you?
12:01I'll look at me, unfortunately.
12:01Okay, I always want to look right in there.
12:06I love it.
12:07Everyone involved is an actor.
12:09Oh my gosh.
12:09Oh, did I do that?
12:11Except for Anthony.
12:13Oh, Anthony!
12:14Who's Anthony?
12:15This is Anthony.
12:16Good morning.
12:16I'm Anthony.
12:18I'm the new assistant.
12:19I'm not sure what I'm supposed to report to you.
12:20You're probably going to meet with Kevin.
12:22Anthony's the only one that's not the actor.
12:24It's like a real Truman Show.
12:26He's the star of the show.
12:27And this season, the star of the show has been fake hired to fake work at a fake hot sauce
12:33company.
12:34Rocking grandmas.
12:35I love hot sauce.
12:36This year's fake retreat is special because the fake owner, Doug, is handing over the reins of the fake company
12:42to his fake son, Dougie Jr.
12:44He is going to be great.
12:45He is going to be great.
12:46And the Milo rocks up.
12:48And fake son, Dougie, taking over isn't the only big thing happening at the retreat.
12:53I'm Kevin Gomez.
12:54I run HR here at Rocking Grandma's Hot Sauce.
12:57Kevin Gomez.
12:58Oh, God.
12:58Head of HR.
13:00But is he the...
13:01He's an actor?
13:02They're all actors, Lee.
13:03Oh, no.
13:03You've got to keep telling because I...
13:04They're all actors except for Anthony.
13:06Night one of the retreat, I'm going to propose to Amy.
13:10He's going to propose.
13:12Oh, God.
13:15Yeah, man.
13:16He's such a nice guy.
13:18He's the nicest guy.
13:19He's like the perfect target.
13:21All right.
13:21Take me to the retreat.
13:22I'm really excited.
13:23Everybody's about to get here and the fun is going to start.
13:25The fun is going to start, all right, Anthony.
13:27You're going to be in the middle of it.
13:29For the duration of the retreat, you can call me Captain Fun.
13:33Captain Fun.
13:34Oh, my God.
13:35How orcs.
13:37Woo!
13:38Feeling hot, hot, hot.
13:40I want to get off the bus.
13:42Woo!
13:44It's so cringe, but it's so good.
13:47Wait, this actually looks really fun.
13:48I've got to pitch this to my workplace.
13:50How you doing?
13:51How you doing?
13:51Guys, Claire is here.
13:54Who's Claire?
13:54I work remote.
13:56I'm meeting everyone for the first time in person today.
13:59So she's the web designer that works from home.
14:02I thought you were black, honey.
14:04Oh!
14:05I've got to get my computer fixed.
14:07It's really, really dark.
14:08Oh!
14:09You can just put up the brightness.
14:14It's Doug's last retreat before he dies,
14:17which is really sad to me.
14:19Before he dies?
14:20Before he dies?
14:22No, he's not sick.
14:24Oh.
14:24He's retiring.
14:25Stop it!
14:27Look at Anne at the back.
14:28Well, that's good.
14:30Look at her!
14:31How are they not breaking character?
14:33They are great actors.
14:35Yes.
14:36Well, if you like that, you're going to love this.
14:38What's going on?
14:39Look how pretty this is!
14:41There we've got the proposal.
14:43Oh, we're doing it.
14:43Oh no.
14:44She's going to say no.
14:45She's going to say no.
14:46Mm.
14:47That's what I just said.
14:48We made a promise to each other
14:49that if we both reached the age of 40
14:51and neither of us were married
14:53that we would marry each other.
14:55Oh, no!
14:56They're not even dating!
14:58Oh!
14:58No.
14:58Will you marry me?
15:02No!
15:03I can't, Mila.
15:04This is out of control.
15:06Dude, these actors are incredible.
15:07So good.
15:08No, we love each other.
15:09You say I...
15:10You say I love you all the time.
15:12Oh!
15:12Let's go. Stop filming!
15:14I think we wrap it up.
15:16I got you.
15:17Oh!
15:18Oh!
15:19It's a joke.
15:19This is a joke.
15:20Anthony, you know it's a joke.
15:22Oh!
15:22It's a joke.
15:24Oh, that awkward.
15:26I'm getting hot.
15:29Congrats on the joke!
15:32Anthony is too nice for this.
15:35That actually was not a joke.
15:36That was a real proposal.
15:37Yeah, yeah.
15:37I'm aware.
15:38I feel like it's just gonna get worse and worse.
15:41I think I'm gonna go.
15:43Oh, he's leaving!
15:43So if he's leaving,
15:45he's the assistant.
15:46He's in charge now.
15:46You're officially promoted, Captain Fun.
15:48Yeah.
15:49He's now Captain Fun.
15:50Anthony's now running the retreat.
15:54Oh, no!
15:55He's got the cans for just married!
15:58Let's have a good time, y'all.
16:00It's quiet.
16:01Come on, y'all.
16:01Let's do it.
16:02He's in and he's rolling solo.
16:04I got a promotion.
16:06Let's have a good time, baby.
16:07Oh, yeah!
16:09Captain Fun is in charge.
16:13Oh, he's such a legend.
16:15I just hope I can make this retreat a success.
16:19I love this so much.
16:21This is the best TV concept ever.
16:24My jaw hurts from laughing.
16:26Now I have to watch to the end so I can watch him find out.
16:44Yeah, yeah.
16:44The other day when you put shit on me putting my jocks on.
16:47Because I don't know what you're for when you put a jock on.
16:49And I said, well, you have a go.
16:50Did I have a problem?
16:51No, you put it on straight away.
16:52What?
16:53And I said, well, well, you look good in my jocks.
16:55I'd better take your knickers off.
16:59This week, Paramount Plus was streaming a new show from the creator of the hit series
17:03Yellowstone, Taylor Sheridan.
17:05Ooh!
17:06Anything Taylor Sheridan?
17:07Is good.
17:08What's the plot?
17:09What's the point?
17:10What are we doing here, Milo?
17:11It's about a blue-blooded family with a blonde socialite mum.
17:15They just don't know any better.
17:16Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
17:17Everyone says I look like Michelle Pfeiffer.
17:19You can't say that.
17:20No, they all do.
17:21Yeah.
17:21It's also about Michelle's businessman hubby.
17:24Can you catch him on a harbour?
17:25Kurt Russell.
17:26Kate.
17:26You're gonna say you look like...
17:28A lot of people reckon I look like Kurt Russell.
17:29Excuse me.
17:30Kurt Russell has a square jaw.
17:32That's all I'm saying.
17:34There's about 400 things I can come back with now.
17:36And I've gotta work out whether the juice is worth the squeeze.
17:39Kurt and Michelle also have two daughters.
17:45What the hell?
17:47Right in the middle of the street.
17:49Modern society.
17:50Instead of going after the bloke and knocking him over,
17:52this guy's filming on his phone.
17:53You can see why Kurt wants to leave New York behind
17:56and move to Montana.
17:57I mean, look at that.
17:58It's gorgeous.
17:59It's a slice of heaven.
18:00Yep.
18:01Right by a river called...
18:04The Madison.
18:05I am so excited for this.
18:07I have seen this advertised everywhere.
18:10On the back of every single bus?
18:11Yes!
18:11In New York City, Michelle's having an intimate family dinner.
18:15Everyone's on their phones.
18:17Where are you going?
18:18To your father.
18:19Where are you going?
18:20It is rude to talk on the phone in a restaurant.
18:22Exactly!
18:24Bang, Mum!
18:25It's bloody rude.
18:26I wouldn't be so nice.
18:27Rude to who?
18:28It's rude to each other.
18:29It's rude to the staff.
18:30I'd be saying that.
18:31Hey, you're the one on the phone.
18:33Do you know what I said to Mum last night?
18:35I said, Mum, I'm so sick and tired of trying to have conversations with you when you are constantly
18:40on your phone.
18:40She said, look at these babies on TikTok.
18:44That was cute.
18:45What time is it?
18:46Seven.
18:47Full moon.
18:49That's beautiful.
18:50Look at that.
18:51Wow.
18:51Until your brother gets indoor plumbing, I'll have to take your word for it.
18:54She's never been here.
18:55As if you wouldn't want to go there.
18:57Well, Kurt never wants to leave.
18:58In fact, he's found a super secluded fishing spot in the mountains.
19:02Paul has permission to fly us into it.
19:05Uh-oh.
19:05I love you, honey.
19:06Love you.
19:07Do you get this vibe that something bad's about to happen?
19:09Yep.
19:12Oh, shit.
19:13Jesus.
19:15No GPS position.
19:16Oh, so they can't say if you're near a mountain or anything.
19:18They don't know where they are.
19:22Wait.
19:23Oh!
19:25Stacy!
19:27Kurt Russell died in the first episode.
19:29Already?
19:31Hello?
19:32No.
19:32Kurt Russell can't die yet.
19:33Kurt Russell is like Chuck Norris.
19:35Oh, boy.
19:36Do I have news for you.
19:37Can I speak to him?
19:38Is he all right?
19:39If you've got a Ouija board.
19:41Well, they do have his mangled corpse.
19:43Oh, they're having to identify the bodies.
19:46Oh, my goodness.
19:46That's horrible.
19:51It's not him.
19:52It's not him.
19:52Oh, my gosh.
19:54What's wrong with fingerprints?
19:55How dare you?
19:56It is him.
19:57Kurt Russell, go on first.
19:59Yeah.
19:59I hope I never have to identify a body.
20:01Well, you'd know it's me.
20:03You'd have animal print on.
20:04That's right.
20:04In search of closure, the family abandoned civilization to visit Kurt's Madison River cabin.
20:10Oh, here we go.
20:13Oh, she's seen everything for the first time, hasn't she?
20:16See, in all the time he wanted her to come down here and see all this, then she wouldn't do
20:18it.
20:19This would be so hard.
20:22She's going to smell his clothes, her last memories.
20:25Do I have a certain smell in my clothes, Kate?
20:27You absolutely stink, Matt.
20:28What do you mean?
20:29B.O.
20:30What do you mean?
20:31But emotions boil over for the city kids when Michelle secretly feeds them elk meat.
20:36That's what I'm eating?
20:37When's the last time you cooked a meal, Paige?
20:39Oh.
20:39Everything we ate came from this little world that your father adored.
20:44Then the guilt kicked in for not going.
20:46I wonder who has to die for us to make another meal together.
20:48Oh, okay.
20:49That's your last one, Mom.
20:50Luckily, Kurt's journal guides Michelle to begin a healing process.
20:53There's a spot upriver, grass grows tall and it's yellow and it reminds him of my hair.
21:01Aww.
21:02Aww.
21:02He really loved her, eh?
21:03So tomorrow morning, I'm going to get up and I'm going to find this little valley.
21:08Aww.
21:09She's going to use the journal as her map.
21:11Raiders of the Lost Ark stuff.
21:13And then I'm going to bring your father here.
21:14Oh.
21:15And I'm going to bury him there.
21:17Yes.
21:18Like we buried Dad at Mount Beauty.
21:20We didn't really bury him.
21:22We got his ashes, you threw the ashes out into the wind and half of it went in my mouth.
21:27And he's buried in my guts.
21:31I personally feel that we are underdressed for any kind of exploratory venture afoot.
21:36Oh, they're all there.
21:38They're all there.
21:39Let's go find this spot.
21:41Let's go.
21:42The family's all in.
21:43This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
21:45She's driving me down.
21:46Same.
21:49Wait, so they couldn't even have a 20 minute family dinner together.
21:52What, we're going to go on a family hike?
21:55I'm so hooked.
21:56She's a proper drummer.
21:57Oh my God, how sad was that?
21:59Actually, I wrote a journal.
22:00Wasn't this more to get through a tough time in your life?
22:03Well, yes.
22:04You were the tough time in your life.
22:05Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4 and find Ollie.
22:18In Sydney, Matt, Sarah and Jad are talking race relations.
22:22See, Sarah's not whitewashed.
22:24Like, you're probably 70% whitewashed.
22:26I'm less whitewashed than him.
22:28I would agree on that, actually.
22:30Yeah.
22:30He went to Schoolies.
22:31He went to Schoolies!
22:32Could you get more?
22:33That's such an Australian tradition.
22:35So, going to Schoolies is an indication of how live you are?
22:38It is.
22:38It is.
22:38My Schoolies was a barbecue at home.
22:40Yeah.
22:40And a backhander for not getting high marks.
22:44This week on the ABC, we tuned into creative types.
22:48Presented by...
22:49Virginia Trolley.
22:50Not quite.
22:51Virginia Trolley is her name.
22:53ABC, ex-presenter.
22:55Doesn't look like she's an ex-presenter.
22:57It looks like she's presenting now.
22:58And this week, Virginia is meeting with...
23:00Nazeem Hussain.
23:01Oh, Nazeem, my Sri Lankan brother.
23:03He's one of the biggest stars of Australian comedy.
23:06I love Nazeem.
23:07He's a legend.
23:08He's pretty funny.
23:09He is funny.
23:09That's not even an insult, calling someone un-Australian.
23:12Everywhere but Australia and Bali is un-Australian.
23:15Do you reckon?
23:17Oh, that's funny.
23:19Nazeem was born and raised in Melbourne's Burwood.
23:21Oh, Burwood.
23:22In Melbourne.
23:23Oh.
23:24Who's this cheerful, happy little kid?
23:26The ABC love to pull out a photograph, don't they?
23:28Love it.
23:28They love it.
23:29The middle child of Sri Lankan migrants.
23:31I'm the middle child of Sri Lankan migrants.
23:34A background rich with inspiration for comedy.
23:36But you're not funny as him.
23:37Yeah, he's funny, but...
23:39It's a let down to us, Westy, that you're not funny.
23:41Four years after 9-11, while studying law and science at university,
23:45Nazeem and some fellow Muslim friends...
23:47That's Waleed Ali.
23:48...put together a show on community television.
23:51This is how the project started.
23:53You know, it was post-9-11.
23:54We were in the news a lot, Muslims.
23:56Yes.
23:56Oh, just a little bit.
23:57That would have been a tough time.
23:59And it was then that Nazeem started to experiment with provocative characters in his comedy.
24:04I'm going to Camden to meet the people to press the flesh.
24:08To see what makes them tick in a non-explosive type of way.
24:13He's really pushing people's buttons.
24:15He's so quite...
24:16We are here in Camden, which will soon become a slam-down.
24:22Shit-stirer.
24:23Yeah.
24:24Well, he's also like a guy who's trying to defend himself from being attacked by everybody.
24:27And his comedy did ruffle feathers amongst a number of communities.
24:31From Muslims saying that we shouldn't be making fun of the religion.
24:36Man, you're going to have balls to do that.
24:38And then non-Muslims were like, stop trying to make Muslims not look like terrorists.
24:42Really bright considering the time.
24:44He must have thick skin.
24:46Go talk to this boy.
24:47He's by himself.
24:49He must be Muslim because nobody liking him.
24:53Are you Muslim?
24:54Are you Muslim?
24:55Are you Muslim?
24:56It's such an Australian thing to do to take the piss out of yourself.
25:00Yes.
25:00And that's why I think Nazeem is so light.
25:02Then, as his popularity grew, Nazeem had some choices to make.
25:06He was working as a tax accountant at PWC.
25:09A tax accountant?
25:10He had to tick it off for his parents, otherwise he would have copped the frickin' belt in.
25:14But his dual life was about to come to a head.
25:17And an offer from SBS to host his own show saw Nazeem leave his accounting career.
25:22His parents probably still think he's a tax accountant at PWC.
25:25I've got some Legally Brown here.
25:28Legally Brown?
25:29Do you remember this show?
25:30I do remember this show.
25:31You want to dance like a white man?
25:33Watch and learn.
25:33That's the guy who's on Mother and Son.
25:35Matt O'Conn.
25:37So that's Ronnie Ching.
25:39Notice his intense sex face and how his feet are constantly out of time with the music.
25:44He's a bad dancer.
25:45That is a spitting image of me.
25:47Damn, I swear you guys were white the way you were moving just then.
25:51I hate how accurate this is.
25:53I thought that was good.
25:54In 2017, he took a bold step.
25:57That's right, he did how I'm a celebrity get me out of here.
26:00You forget how much he's done over the years, hey.
26:02In the jungle, he opened up about the effect that the Lint Cafe siege had on his family.
26:07Oh yeah, maybe this terrorist attack.
26:09Throughout the day that hashtag started trending, I'll ride with you, non-Muslims were volunteering
26:13to sit with Muslims and make them feel more comfortable.
26:15I actually remember him saying that.
26:17It actually made me cry when that happened because that man wanted to divide Australia.
26:22But what he did instead was make us come together.
26:24Correct.
26:25After that show, people were like, oh we know this guy we love, we know where his heart's at.
26:28It was probably our first time to get to know him.
26:30It's a big turning point for him then.
26:31It just made it so much easier to tell jokes.
26:33So he's built that credibility and trust.
26:36Yeah.
26:36And with that trust, Nazeem was able to continue to explore diverse issues in his stand-up.
26:41Your comedy has referenced Halle Stein, Gaza and Israel.
26:44Oh my God, he's really controversial.
26:47The more controversial, the bloody funnier it is.
26:49Then in 2025, he performed one of his most provocative routines yet.
26:53Our government still hasn't got the message.
26:56I reckon what might overwhelmingly pressure them to stop funding these genocities.
27:00We all just did something small.
27:01Just started ozifying the way we said Gaza.
27:03Instead of calling it Gaza, we started calling it Gazza.
27:05Gazza?
27:16That's pretty funny.
27:17I guess if I did have an intention, it would be that my comedy brings us closer together
27:21and makes us understand each other more.
27:23I love Nazeem.
27:24The way his mind works is incredible.
27:27He's a legend.
27:28Listen, you guys have been great.
27:29Thank you so much for coming.
27:30I appreciate you coming out.
27:31There's a lot of turmoil in the world.
27:34A bit of comedy helps, yeah?
27:35Yeah.
27:36To soften things up a bit.
27:52How did you open the sauce and eat the nugget while you were driving?
27:55Driving with the knees.
27:58That feels unsafe.
28:00Mate, life's not safe, bro.
28:02You could get hit by a car at any moment.
28:04Yeah, could get hit by a car by someone driving with nuggets.
28:07Between their legs.
28:08This week on Doc Play we watched...
28:10Women and the Wind.
28:11What's this about?
28:12Is this a show about women and flatulence?
28:14No.
28:15This documentary follows three women setting sail across the North Atlantic.
28:19Wow.
28:20I always have these thoughts of doing stuff and I never do it.
28:23Be across the Atlantic though.
28:25On a plane.
28:26What is the purpose of this?
28:28To document how the plastic travels across the ocean.
28:31Like a jellyfish?
28:32It's a plastic bag.
28:33Oh.
28:33But it's a jellyfish.
28:34Imagine going out to literally the middle of the ocean and finding plastic.
28:39Plastic pollution in our oceans is a huge problem.
28:43So they're just sailing from point to point, picking up plastic.
28:46Mate, this has taken yard duty to the tenth degree.
28:49And they're doing it in a 50 year old wooden catamaran.
28:53What in the hippie is that mast?
28:55That is not anything.
28:56That is a log of wood.
28:57Looks like a DIY Bunnings job.
29:00The boat being so rustic.
29:02That's interesting.
29:03That thing should not be on the sea.
29:05It's just a raft.
29:06If anyone saw me on that, we would be arrested by immigration in two seconds flat.
29:11But as they set sail, the women soon discover a stowaway.
29:14No way.
29:16They found a lizard.
29:17I really don't think she knew what she was getting herself into.
29:20Can you imagine that lizard, what it's thinking?
29:22I just met these girls once and they invite me on a boat.
29:25Do they know that I'm a lizard?
29:27I need land.
29:27It's just impossible to comprehend that you're in this massive ocean.
29:32How do they know what direction they're going?
29:33How would you sleep?
29:34How do you exercise?
29:35How do they shower?
29:36Do you just piss over the side like this?
29:39All fair questions, but...
29:41Let's focus on the sailing.
29:42I was so excited to be back out to sea.
29:46She's going fishing.
29:47She's going fishing.
29:48Wait, is she naked?
29:49It's her from bottom out.
29:50Imagine you got three days into a sailing trip and found out someone was a nudist.
29:54You're in your own world.
29:55Well look, there's another nude one.
29:56Splinter City.
29:57It makes the present way more present.
29:59You're more fascinated by them being naked.
30:01There's another one!
30:02To be honest, if I was on a sailing boat with the boys for that long, I'd just be naked.
30:06Feels like everything that's happening is not happening randomly.
30:09Like, naked and afraid meets the low deck.
30:12I'm so confused.
30:13And that's not all they have to be naked and afraid of, because...
30:16You can expect that wind decrease and gusts up to 40 knots.
30:19Oh my god.
30:20That's like Gulfos winds.
30:21I'm actually scared for them.
30:23Waves around three metres.
30:25Three metre waves!
30:26What have they done?
30:27Everybody's going surfing.
30:29We're gonna get wind!
30:31Some wind!
30:32And they're basically floating on the door of the Titanic.
30:35This is 13 knots, so imagine 40.
30:38Dude, they're screwed.
30:39I actually feel a bit seasick just watching it from the couch.
30:41Just pick a point above the TV and centre yourself.
30:44But they haven't forgotten the most important crew member.
30:47Where's Liz?
30:48The lizard!
30:49Get down from there, Liz!
30:51Liz is like, don't talk to me.
30:52You've conned me into this trip.
30:54I love that they are saving Liz though.
30:55Oh, I wouldn't be worrying about the fricking lizard.
30:57And with everyone hunkered down for the night, the storm hits.
31:01The winds started swinging.
31:03This would be the worst.
31:05You can't see anything.
31:06It's pitch black all around you.
31:08That would freak me out, man.
31:10By first light, the wind really picked up.
31:13Oh, shit!
31:15Uh-oh.
31:16I am so worried about them, Milo.
31:18Ah!
31:19Oh, my God.
31:21The wind is going to rip those sails from.
31:23The sail will come smack us all in the head.
31:25It'll be down.
31:29Oh, shit!
31:30Nah.
31:31Nah.
31:31I'm out.
31:32Oh, look, they're praying.
31:33St Gabriel will guide them through the storm.
31:37And by morning...
31:38Bingo!
31:38The storm's fast!
31:40The sun started to shine and our spirits started to rise.
31:43Back in the nude.
31:44At least they're going to get no tan lines out there.
31:46She needs to watch those moles in that sun.
31:48It was truly a gift.
31:50Where's the lizard?
31:50Has anyone checked on Liz?
31:51So happy to see you.
31:52There's Liz.
31:53Aww.
31:54At least the lizard is safe.
31:55That's the main thing.
31:56Well...
31:57She just died.
31:58No!
31:59He died.
32:00What do you think was going to happen?
32:02You take a lizard on an ocean trip?
32:03That's murder!
32:04The ocean.
32:05The animals.
32:06That's real.
32:07Except Liz, because she's dead.
32:08I mean, what an achievement, though.
32:10How many people have done that in their lives?
32:13Nautical mile sail 2255.
32:16That's so amazing.
32:18They sailed for 30 days.
32:19And on all 30 days, they saw plastic.
32:22Days going insane, 30.
32:23Lizards killed.
32:24One.
32:27This is an amazing documentary.
32:29It's powerful.
32:30All right, guys.
32:31Well, I reckon we do something similar.
32:32I'm going to look into a cruise for us these holidays.
32:34Yeah, an all-inclusive, like, alcohol one, though, preferably.
32:36I'll keep doing my return and earn.
32:38That's my bit for the environment.
32:55We've got the bananas growing at the back.
32:57So I cut the bananas off when they were still green, thinking that they would turn yellow.
33:01Oh, right.
33:02They've been on the bench for two weeks.
33:03These bastards are not getting any yellower.
33:05I wouldn't think our people lived with the land that came to millennia.
33:11Saturday night on SBS, we watched the ultimate stay-in movie.
33:15Homebodies.
33:16Homebodies.
33:17What's this called?
33:19Homebodies.
33:20Homebody.
33:20Featuring an Aussie icon.
33:22Oh, it's familiar.
33:23What's the name?
33:23Claudia Carvin.
33:25I adore her.
33:26As reclusive mum, Nora.
33:29What is going on?
33:31This house seems a bit haunted.
33:33Oh, shit.
33:36She's dead.
33:37She died.
33:38She's not dead.
33:39Okay.
33:39But she did break her leg.
33:41Oh.
33:42So her estranged son, Darcy, is coming home to help.
33:45Oh.
33:46But there's a reason he hasn't been home for a while.
33:48What does it say?
33:49Deanna.
33:51Oh, it's your sister's room.
33:55Oh, I feel like this is sad vibes.
33:57This has got a sister that I think has maybe passed away.
34:03Oh!
34:04Oh, no!
34:05Who's that?
34:06Oh, my God.
34:07Oh!
34:08Just come in.
34:09No!
34:09Oh, my God!
34:10Why would you go in?
34:11Your mum is naked.
34:13Thanks.
34:14This is weird.
34:15I'm really not sure who you look like now.
34:18What?
34:19How long has he been gone?
34:20You look like me, Mum.
34:24What just happened?
34:25I have no idea.
34:27And that evening, Darcy realises they're not alone.
34:32Who's the mother chatting to?
34:37Who's that?
34:37That's Deanna.
34:41Is she supposed to be dead?
34:43Who?
34:44Oh!
34:45Oh!
34:46Huh?
34:46I got goosebumps.
34:48Steve, wait!
34:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
34:52Where's she running to?
34:55What?
34:55Oh!
35:02What?
35:03What's going on here?
35:04I mean, what is she?
35:05I think we settled on...
35:07Ghost.
35:07What?
35:08Deanna's a ghost.
35:09Spirit.
35:11Unresolved drama.
35:12Pick your fave.
35:13So she's...
35:14I'm you.
35:16Wait, what?
35:17I don't get it.
35:17Obviously.
35:18From before.
35:19Before you left.
35:20Oh!
35:22Wait, what?
35:22I know what's going on.
35:24He's had a sex change.
35:25He was Deanna.
35:26Correct.
35:27But how can you have a ghost of your...
35:30Past self.
35:31Past self.
35:32Great question.
35:33I was feeling sad and lonely and then Dee just appeared in the dam.
35:38So she emotionally manifested Dee.
35:42That's right.
35:43Someone needs to take mum to a good psychologist because this isn't normal.
35:48Well, maybe things will feel more normal after breakfast.
35:51Oh, we are.
35:52Just leave it with the ghost.
35:53But this ghost eats cereal.
35:55I have some questions.
35:57Can you not talk with your mouth full?
35:59Look, I don't know how this whole ghost thing works.
36:01A lot of people don't know how this works.
36:03But you can cross over now.
36:04Or vanquish yourself.
36:05Or whatever it is you do.
36:07I'm here now.
36:08You're right.
36:10You really have no idea how this works.
36:13Whoa!
36:13Don't piss her off.
36:15She'll kill you and your mother.
36:16Maybe do we need to do a cleansing ceremony?
36:18Yeah.
36:18Good idea.
36:19Set everything alight.
36:21Oh, he's burning all his past memories.
36:24Trying to say, no, I am Darcy now.
36:26Don't throw out all your trophies.
36:28Mum threw out all my sporting trophies and it actually traumatised me.
36:31They would have had two.
36:32Participation awards.
36:33No, it wasn't.
36:36Oh, I fear this may irritate Deanna.
36:39Probably.
36:41Oh, shit!
36:43Oh, no!
36:43Dean's in the water.
36:47Oh!
36:47Oh, having a fight with yourself.
36:48There's like a deeper meaning to this show.
36:50It's like an underlying metaphor that's starting to build.
36:54You just entered a part of your brain you've never used.
36:59Where's she gone?
37:00Did he just drown the ghost?
37:02I can't leave her.
37:04Symbolic.
37:04He's grieving his old self.
37:06He's saying, I'm happy in my life now, but I can't leave you to die.
37:09I'll still give you CPR in your ghost-like corpse.
37:12She's still unconscious.
37:14Oh, shit!
37:15And she's back.
37:16Maybe it's not you or me.
37:19Maybe it's just us.
37:21Us.
37:21Us.
37:22Oh, we're starting to accept each other.
37:24Which means we're starting to accept ourself.
37:26Yep.
37:27So the next morning...
37:28Oh, she's gone.
37:29Where's Dee?
37:30She's gone.
37:30So Darcy has not only mended the relationship with himself,
37:34he has mended the relationship with his mum.
37:36Aww.
37:37Aww.
37:39Does anyone think this is super weird?
37:43That's some complex topics that we have just explored.
37:47Who would have thought a paranormal manifestation could solve trans confusion?
38:07Do you know what I've now started doing when I wake up after a big night?
38:10I just delete my call history.
38:12I delete my call history.
38:13I delete my text.
38:14I don't even open to see what I've said.
38:15I delete all my DMs.
38:17And I go, it's not real.
38:18There's no need for that anxiety.
38:19No way.
38:20When this mangarita is starting to taste like you should give him a call.
38:23Yeah, maybe.
38:24Which one am I calling?
38:24I'm calling all of them.
38:27This week on Binge.
38:29Top Chef is back.
38:30Top Chef?
38:31What's this one about?
38:32Cooking.
38:3323 seasons of cooking to be exact.
38:36This has been around for 23 seasons.
38:3815 chefs have come to the Carolinas to compete in the ultimate culinary showdown.
38:42So these are all pro chefs competing against pro chefs.
38:47Yep.
38:47So let's meet some.
38:48On a race course.
38:49Why are we on a race course for a chef show?
38:52Well, it's actually because they're in Charlotte, which is the home of NASCAR.
38:56Yeah, right.
38:57There you go.
38:58Yeah, it's weird.
38:59Anyway, here's contestant Day.
39:01I cannot believe that I'm here.
39:04Day and Nay, Joseph.
39:06And Nana.
39:07I'm leaving here with something.
39:08Nana!
39:09No, Nana.
39:10Then there's these two guys.
39:11They kind of look alike with the same color shirts.
39:13Oh, wow, they do.
39:14Oh, let's not say that all bald people look alike.
39:17Identical twins?
39:18Yeah.
39:18Oh, so they actually are twins.
39:20We've been in competition with each other our whole life.
39:22Brandon and Jonathan.
39:23They're identical twins, but one's role in the kitchen was to taste test.
39:27As a team, you only have to create one dish.
39:30I'm trying to work out how they're going to tie NASCAR with cookies.
39:34You're going to have the time that it takes a professional driver to take 23 laps.
39:38Oh.
39:39How long is that?
39:40So they've got like 12 minutes.
39:41It's a speed cook.
39:42On your marks.
39:45Three, two, one, race.
39:48The chefs are divided into teams of three.
39:51I'm going to get these shrimp off.
39:51I'm going to chop them up to throw them in there, okay?
39:53Big Jono.
39:53Is on the blue team and they're cooking...
39:56Hush puppy is a good dish.
39:57What's a hush puppy?
39:58It's kind of like an arantini, but not rice.
40:00I went to the wrong shop then.
40:02I got a pair of shoes.
40:03And Jono's twin brother Brandon is on the red team.
40:06We could do a crudo.
40:06We'll start with snapper.
40:07It's such a hot day.
40:08The first thing I was thinking about was like, let's do a raw preparation.
40:11Let's not do rule fish in a hot day.
40:13I mean rule number one, don't give your judges food poisoning.
40:17Well, let's find out.
40:18Just, your time's up.
40:20Step away from your plates.
40:22First up, it's the...
40:23Skinny brother.
40:24Red team, what'd you make for us?
40:25Right here, you've got a little bit of cured snapper.
40:28That has food poisoning all over it.
40:30Then it's...
40:31Jonathan.
40:32The fat brother.
40:32Today we made a crab and shrimp hush puppy.
40:35Oh my God.
40:36Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
40:38And the winning team today is blue team.
40:42Blue team!
40:43They're the hush puppies.
40:45Uh-huh.
40:45The fat brother beat the skinny brother.
40:47Of course.
40:47I wouldn't be picking these fellas to tell me about haircuts.
40:50And I wouldn't be picking the skinny guy to tell me about food.
40:52Next, it's the...
40:55Elimination Challenge.
40:56Where the top chefs will head to a real kitchen to create a dish that heroes...
41:01Sweet potatoes.
41:02I do love sweet potato.
41:03Sweet potato, sweet potato.
41:05Hot potato.
41:06One hour's not a lot of time to cook sweet potatoes.
41:07What would you cook in an hour of sweet potato?
41:09Sweet potato curry.
41:10Sweet potato pie.
41:12I just like a normal potato.
41:13What are you going to do?
41:14A dessert.
41:15Of course I'm going to do a dessert.
41:16I've got a potato.
41:18Nana, she's peeling sweet potatoes forever.
41:21Jesus.
41:21How many band-aids are we going to see on people's fingers?
41:23Oh, yeah.
41:24Sauces are flying.
41:25Oh, God.
41:26Put the lid on properly, you moron.
41:29Behind.
41:29Behind.
41:30Behind.
41:31And Day's also feeling...
41:32Behind.
41:33Behind.
41:34Because...
41:34This oven isn't even on.
41:36What?
41:37I spent five minutes thinking that the oven was on.
41:40Even I know how to turn the oven on.
41:41Are you good?
41:42Yeah.
41:42Look at the sweat.
41:44It's all going in everything.
41:46Ugh.
41:46And Nana's having a moment.
41:48How could I let time fly like this?
41:52Go, go, go, go.
41:53No!
41:54Ooh.
41:55Shut up.
41:56Didn't get it done.
41:58Nana's having the wah-wahs.
42:00It's okay.
42:01We're not saving lives.
42:02It's Top Chef season 23.
42:03Relax.
42:04Do you reckon she's cried away to second place?
42:05Well, let's see what the judges think.
42:07Imagine being the judges knowing that you're about to get served 20 sweet potato dishes.
42:12Day, what did you make for us?
42:13Carolina ruby, roasted, was seared and roasted snapper.
42:16Looks good.
42:17Mine's a little under.
42:18She didn't have the oven on.
42:19Next up, it's Nana.
42:21I have for you...
42:22Sweet potato and pato, pato.
42:24Pato, pato.
42:25What is that?
42:26Oh, it's just a salad.
42:27I think she's at the bottom.
42:28Well, let's take a look.
42:30Nana, Day, you have the least favorite dishes of the day.
42:34He's going home.
42:34Nana's going for sure.
42:36She didn't even plate up her food.
42:37Sorry.
42:39Day.
42:40Oh, it's Day!
42:41Oh.
42:42Please pack your knives and go.
42:43Well, just like that.
42:44Brutal.
42:44Looks like it's sunset for Day.
42:47I got to compete on the world's greatest chef competition.
42:51Is it the world's greatest chef competition?
42:53I'd rather watch MasterChef.
42:56Wow, I can't believe that show has lasted.
42:59I guess people will watch anything for 23 seasons.
43:15So, the wife had a baby shower on the weekend.
43:18I was thinking I could have like a men's baby shower and just write a list of all the things
43:25that I want.
43:26What would you like?
43:27Golf balls?
43:28Dude, lock and load my name beside golf balls.
43:31Okay.
43:32Because I know that's going to cost me like 30 bucks.
43:34No, they're 90.
43:35Did you say golf balls or golf ball?
43:38This week, Disney Plus had us bowing at the altar of the secret lives of...
43:43Mormon wives!
43:46I better sit up for this one.
43:48You'd never expect Mormons to be like this.
43:50Yep.
43:50From Mormon wives to full-blown social media sensations, they're back for season four.
43:56God help us.
43:57What happens here, Hope?
43:58So, Taylor, who's one of the mums, she created Mum Tok.
44:02They got really famous off TikTok, and then we've now built a TV show around them being
44:07famous off TikTok.
44:09Yeah.
44:09I might come a Mormon.
44:10Apparently you can have three or four wives, apparently.
44:12You can't handle me.
44:13That's true.
44:15Why would you want another three?
44:17Someone else.
44:18Look, what are you after, Keith?
44:20Nice!
44:22Catch us up, girls.
44:23What's the drama?
44:24Obviously, I'm not pregnant, I'm skinnier, I have a cute little newborn.
44:28So, in season one, it's all about the relationship with their husbands and getting a little bit polygamy.
44:33Now, they're all mums.
44:34Oh, my God.
44:35Macy, Jen, and I are planning a sip and see for everyone to meet our new babies.
44:39What's sip and see mean?
44:40Meet the baby for the first time.
44:42I've never heard of such ridiculousness.
44:44What are they sipping on?
44:45Breast milk.
44:46Duh.
44:47Ew.
44:48I'm really hoping there isn't going to be drama or fights breaking out,
44:51because the focus should really be on the babies.
44:53No.
44:54I'm wrong.
44:54Very wrong.
44:55I absolutely just want drama-rama.
44:57Nothing else.
44:57When are they going to spread the good news of the gospel and stuff?
45:01Dad, they're not going to talk about the gospel.
45:03Are you serious?
45:04They're Mormons, right?
45:04So, they're Mormon wives.
45:06Where's the husbands?
45:07Oh, well, here's one.
45:08It's Jessie's husband, Jordan.
45:10What are you doing?
45:11So, I got some new stuff.
45:12He looks like someone who would deport me.
45:14So, is this like the opposite of housewives, where all the husbands are bums?
45:18No.
45:18These are strong, independent men who would never piggyback off their wives' fame by starting
45:23a virtually identical TikTok channel.
45:25Leader.
45:26Dad Talk's a lot funnier than Mum Talk.
45:28Dad Talk!
45:29So, Dad Talk's really just mirroring Mum Talk and they're trying to get more free stuff
45:32as well.
45:32So, you got Mum Talk and Dad Talk instead of TikTok.
45:36Jesus, sounds like the clock's broken.
45:38Last year, Mum Talk went to Vanderpump Villa overseas and I talked to my manager about it
45:43and the next day we got the call that we were invited.
45:45Oh my God, this is huge.
45:47Who's Vanderpump?
45:48She's like the queen bee of reality TV.
45:50Mum Talk went last year.
45:51This whole stuff went on and now Dad Talk has been invited.
45:55So, there's a bit of tension.
45:56She isn't in psychopedia on all this.
45:58It's unbelievable.
45:59I think this is going to be a great opportunity for Dad Talk.
46:01Shut up, Jordan, you're annoying.
46:03I think it shows that our wives don't have a monopoly on social media.
46:07Who's watching Dad Talk?
46:09No, no one.
46:10The Mormon men.
46:11The Mormans.
46:12The Mormans.
46:13Oh no, we don't want Mormans, we want less mens.
46:15Nothing's really happening.
46:16Bring the wives back on.
46:18Yeah, okay.
46:19Yehey!
46:20Let's go to the sip and see.
46:22God, this is boring.
46:24Okay, these are butterflies.
46:26A what?
46:26Why have they got butterflies in a box?
46:28That feels mean.
46:29Because it symbols obviously a new beginning.
46:30I don't know how many new beginnings we need.
46:32We need to open the box, otherwise they'll all be dead.
46:34I go first.
46:36Um.
46:37Oh, don't do this.
46:38I have a little announcement, so I'm kind of exciting for the boys.
46:41Pregnant?
46:41No, the villa.
46:43The boys are now officially invited to go to the villa.
46:45Oh my God, they've got the kids there to release butterflies and that's when he does his announcement.
46:52What an absolute tool bag.
46:55Oh.
46:56Congrats, boys.
46:57The wives aren't happy about this.
46:59The wives are not okay.
47:01Interesting.
47:01When was the last time you went anywhere really without me?
47:05Golf.
47:06Oh, yeah, because I'm not walking around.
47:07That's it.
47:08That's right.
47:08And that's why I play golf.
47:10Safe.
47:11Are we at least the butterflies now?
47:13I hope they're alive.
47:15The babies?
47:16No, the butterflies.
47:18Oh.
47:18Free!
47:19Oh!
47:20The killer doll.
47:21Beginning.
47:22Butterflies fly.
47:23This is deep, isn't it?
47:25Oh, they're boring.
47:26Good luck you wives and good luck to the husbands.
47:28I'm not worried.
47:30We shall see.
47:31So they don't trust the husbands, is that what I'm smelling?
47:33Do we get to go to this mansion?
47:35I really want to see what happens at this mansion.
47:38Oh.
47:39What?
47:40After all of that, we don't even get to see the dad talk trip.
47:43It was building up to the Vanderpump Villa and we didn't even get there.
47:46You know what's the next one now?
47:47Yeah, I'll binge this.
47:49Can I binge it with you?
47:50So you can explain what's going on?
47:51You talked the whole time, I can't do it.
47:52I want to know what's going on, I can't follow any of it.
47:56You said a little bit more.
47:59It's going to have dope now.
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