00:00It's Tiger Woods news because the full-fledged police report came out now
00:05when the cops first went to the scene of the accident a few days ago and two
00:11parts of it. One, the Tiger Woods part. Tiger Woods claimed that he was distracted
00:15by his cell phone and looking down to change the radio station and didn't
00:20realize that the tractor trailer in front of him had slowed down. He claimed
00:26that he was not under the influence at all but then when they had him empty out
00:29his pockets they did find two hydrocodone pills in his pocket. For those of you
00:37that don't know hydrocodone is it's basically Percocet. It is a major major pain
00:42reliever which we all get that Tiger Woods is recuperating from multiple injuries
00:47his back again his legs his vagina all the stuff that hurts him and he had two of
00:54these Percocet pills hydrocodone pills in his pocket. Kind of hard to convince the
00:59cops that you're not on pills when you have loose pills in your pocket. It's not
01:05like he had a prescription bottle that was closed off sitting in a CVS bag on the
01:11passenger seat that'd be hard to actually open up while you're driving. Right. The
01:16man had loose pills in his pocket. Loose pills in his pocket and bloodshot eyes. If I'm the
01:23cops I think Tiger's under the influence. Yeah. Like what is Tiger Woods still doing doing this? Right. Now I
01:29know a lot of people don't want to take the police's word for anything. I get that. We live in
01:33an interesting time right now. But on this one I think you gotta acknowledge that the cops are telling it
01:41to you straight. That he looked impaired. He apparently sounded impaired. He did have triple zeros on the breathalyzer which
01:49I guess is a good thing. But the man had loose pills in his pocket.
01:53Now it's one thing if you try to tell a New Jersey cop officer I was turning on the carton
02:01show. Most cops will give you a pass on that. Even if you flip the car. All right. It's another
02:07thing if you go no no it was the Craig carton show with carton and Tyrone. Most cops at least
02:15in my experience can't speak for Tyrone will give you a pass on that.
02:19But when you say I'm distracted by the radio and my cell phone and I've got loose pills in my
02:28pocket. Sorry not sorry. You're going to prison.
02:33Yeah. And this is what I meant. We brought this up yesterday obviously. This is the follow up with the
02:37new information. He has to go to rehab right now. I'm serious. He has to go to rehab right now.
02:42If for nothing else it's to save face. But I'm going to say it out loud. In my opinion he
02:47needs I believe he's addicted to pills.
02:49And here's what's interesting about you saying that because I'm with you obviously in lockstep. But anyone that takes the
02:54other side I don't get where you're coming from.
02:56But it's interesting now because CBS Sports obviously has the Masters. I think ESPN has the first round if I'm
03:02not mistaken on that. First two rounds are on ESPN.
03:04There's a lot of debate now. Do either ESPN and or CBS acknowledge the Tiger Woods story and thus far
03:15the announcers that I've seen quoted on various websites prior to next week's coverage have all said the only thing
03:24I'm bringing up about Tiger is that he wrote the check for the U.S. Senior Open and he might
03:30be playing in the Masters.
03:31And to me you can't do a Masters broadcast the first major of the year essentially two weeks after the
03:40most popular guy in the history of the sport and for a lot of people myself included still the face
03:45of golf.
03:46You can't host that show and not A acknowledge that Tiger's not there because he played in the final of
03:54the indoor golf thing and a lot of people thought that he was prepping himself to play in the Masters.
03:58He's supposed to attend the Masters. He's supposed to attend the Masters. He's supposed to attend the Masters. He's supposed
04:02to attend the Masters. Obviously we'll find out if that actually happens or not. I would totally understand if he
04:06wants to lay low and not attend it.
04:08But the storyline today that I'm reading online from golf people is Tiger Woods might play in the Masters.
04:16Now, I guess he did not get hurt in the crash. He did not. I don't think golf has any
04:23kind of rule where they can stop you from playing in it until you're convicted of a crime that might
04:29be in contrast to some of their morals clauses, especially the Masters because they're so haughty-taughty down there at
04:37Augusta.
04:38But people are still talking like, I think Tiger might play.
04:42And in my head, I'm like, there's no chance Tiger Woods shows up to be interviewed by the media before
04:49a round of golf, after a round of golf, because nobody's going to care about the round of golf.
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