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00:03oh isn't it amazing oh yes absolutely amazing super yeah miraculous sorry Donner what are we
00:13talking about again Robbie the stars you nitwit so bright so many I wonder what it's like up there
00:22all I know is I've got my own little star right here on earth and tomorrow I'm going to make
00:28her
00:28my wife I'm still not letting you have a stag night Robbie oh but Donner I promise it won't be
00:34like
00:35last time you mean we won't have to cancel the wedding again no we won't because this time I've
00:40got the all-new stag night survival kit ta-da pole cutters no getting left handcuffs to a lamppost for
00:48me phrase books for every language in the world so wherever I end up I can still ask which way
00:54is
00:54the North Pole did you know in Bulgaria they have five different words for sandwich aha here we are
01:00check this out I know you like a stag night but I just don't want anything getting in the way
01:16of the
01:17wedding tomorrow it's too important oh well like that I think I must be the luckiest reindeer in the
01:26whole North Wow a shooting star now he notices the stars better get back I've got a face pack manicure
01:37and an all-over body wax waiting for me you're right the stars are amazing Donner Donner
02:16sure feels like I had a stag night anyway wedding day oh okay Robbie don't panic France is your best
02:22man he'll have everything under control uh yeah whoa uh weddings right uh everyone make things look
02:29nice yeah I think we've still got a good um does anyone have the time if you're here for the
02:40wedding
02:41you're a little bit early princess listen up people this wedding is happening in t-minus 17 minutes
02:53average foot speed down the aisle barring wardrobe malfunctions is one mile per hour that gives us a
02:58congregation of five rows what I want from each and every one of you is a hard target check of
03:03every bouquet bowtie wedding cake champagne glass and canapé in this lodge the confetti flies in t-minus
03:0816 minutes so let's shake a hoop who are you I am the bridesmaid you can call me m hey
03:21well you know
03:22what they say about the best man and bridesmaids what do you reckon old jingle you think someone like
03:28me and someone like her could ever you know whoo whoo maybe space rocks are good luck
04:07oh hi nice dress I don't suppose you know anything about bow ties do you so you're the guy marrying
04:14my
04:14sister are you that depends who's your sister listen to me very carefully if you ever ever do anything
04:23to hurt my sister I will personally remove every hair on your body one by one with tweezers do you
04:28believe me believe me I do
04:32emmy you made it oh oh robbie you can't see me it's bad luck
04:46look into the light what light this light
04:53oh hi nice dress you don't know anything about oh thanks very much
05:09I am well chuffed you made me best man man I'm going to be the best best man ever man
05:16I'm sure you will prancer just as long as you didn't forget the rings
05:21forget the rings nice one like I'd be that stupid oh what's that
05:44what is this oh nothing
06:09sorry I thought we were going to the shops
06:31ahem we're gathered here today to join this reindeer with uh this other reindeer do you
06:41donna Lucille Griselda do you do you donna Griselda donna Lucille Griselda take ruby to be your lawful
06:51wedded husband
06:51so haven't you all
06:53robbie
06:57robbie
06:58robbie
06:59robbie
07:01I do
07:01yes
07:02wait your turn robbie
07:04where were we now uh
07:06robbie
07:07robbie
07:08listen to me
07:09listen to me
07:11do you robbie
07:12ignatius
07:13hillary
07:14take the
07:15you are engraved in
07:18I'm in grave danger
07:21robbie
07:21it's sickness ending now till death do your part
07:25it's the end of the world
07:28no it's the end of the world
07:30help me
07:33help me
07:35help me
07:38help me
07:42help me
07:42help me
07:44help me
07:45help me
07:47help me
07:49didn't that go well
07:51cheers
07:58Oh, Donner, what have I done?
08:04I'm sorry, Em. Please don't hit me. I bruise like a peach.
08:10Oh, thank goodness. It's only an alien.
08:13An alien!
08:15Have no fear, buddy. I need you no harm.
08:20That voice.
08:22You wrecked the wedding.
08:23My thought.
08:24Apologies, but I needed to get your attention.
08:27Who are you?
08:27My real name is almost impossible to pronounce in your Earthling tongue.
08:32But the nearest approximation is...
08:35Garry.
08:38Garry?
08:39If you like.
08:40I'm one of the ancient Earth Guardians,
08:43sworn to protect your young planet from outside interference.
08:46We have patrolled your skies for centuries,
08:48landing only to create mysterious patterns in your cornfields.
08:52It's a hobby.
08:54What are you doing here, Garry?
08:56Last night, I intercepted a Nargothron craft,
08:59intent on destroying your world.
09:02The Nargothrons are evil and sadistic creatures inhabiting the bottom of the universe.
09:06The intergalactic who's who lists the Nargothrons' hobbies as invading planets,
09:09devouring planets, terminating planets,
09:11utterly completely destroying planets,
09:13getting jiggy with planets.
09:14Well, yeah, you get the drift.
09:16If you really want to annoy a Nargothron,
09:18the best way would be to steal the power source of their ultimate weapon.
09:20This is a small crystal-like object which the Nargothrons have imagined in your name.
09:24The Nargothron crystal.
09:26Power source of their ultimate weapon.
09:29Beautiful.
09:30And deadly.
09:31In the wrong hands,
09:32this crystal could provide enough power to lay waste your entire planet.
09:37What's wrong? Are you hurt?
09:38I'm out of time.
09:40It's up to you now, Robbie.
09:42You must take the crystal far away from here,
09:45for the Nargothrons are sure to...
09:47Me? Why me?
09:49I don't handle responsibility very well.
09:52I get very sweaty.
09:53You'd be better off giving it to these Earth Guardians.
09:56My kin are a thousand light years away, Robbie.
10:00Here, take this.
10:02My ship's communications were damaged in the crash.
10:04They've no idea what happened.
10:06If the Nargothrons find their crystal,
10:08it'll be the end for you.
10:10And for those you love.
10:13Go tonight.
10:19Do not hurry, young Robbie.
10:21Staying here means certain death.
10:23All right.
10:24Let go of my arm.
10:26The merest delay could spell disaster to you and all your kind.
10:30That's me. Bye.
10:31Me?
10:31Don't worry about me.
10:34Save yourself.
10:35Now.
10:42Run, Robbie.
10:44Run for your life.
10:46Oh, he's gone.
10:47Charming.
10:50It's getting cold out there.
10:53Where do you think he is?
10:54Finding a hole to hibernate in, if he's got any sense.
10:57But, Em, I love him.
11:00I know, sis.
11:01And that's why I'm going to mount his head over the fireplace for you.
11:07What on earth is that?
11:14Never fear, ladies.
11:15The boys will protect you.
11:17All right, lads.
11:18Reindeer war dance.
11:24Not bad.
11:25Not bad.
11:26That was a good one.
11:26That was a real good one.
11:31Hide.
11:39How old are you, queen of the universe?
11:42Five million light years without a bathroom break, and boy, am I in a mood.
11:52I won't warn you again.
11:58So you are the earthling's queen.
12:00How pathetic.
12:01Hey, nobody talks to my sister like that.
12:03Ha, ha, ha.
12:04Puny elks.
12:06Reindeer actually.
12:07Shush.
12:18Marzipan.
12:22Who are you?
12:23What do you want?
12:24I am Vorkara, queen of the Nargothrons.
12:28And what I want is quite simple.
12:31I seek this elk.
12:35Robbie.
12:37I mean, he might be called Robbie.
12:40I don't think I know anyone called Robbie, come to think of it.
12:51Nice try, honey.
12:52Bring her!
12:53Bring her!
13:02Are you all right?
13:03We must act fast.
13:04Oh, do not trouble your pretty little brain, my lady.
13:07The right rescues are men's work.
13:09Boys, back in the lockers!
13:16This is Agent M.
13:18Patch me through to headquarters.
13:31Who's there?
13:32I don't have any Nongo Nongo Crystalline.
13:35That's what you're after.
13:44Dead UFO!
13:46We win!
13:47Hurrah!
13:49Hurrah!
13:50That was easier than I expected.
13:52Who'd have thought it?
13:53Donner kidnapped by an evil alien and rescued by little old us in a sports locker.
13:58Donner's what?
14:08Whoa.
14:10Yes, look.
14:11This alien's your classic Type 1 Roswell Grey.
14:14The chick who took Donner was more of a Type 2 reptilian.
14:17How'd you know that?
14:18Ah, it's all in here, mate.
14:20This one's centrefold.
14:21Ah, yeah.
14:25Calling all Earth, guards and aliens.
14:27Do you copy?
14:28Health!
14:31Garney was right.
14:32This radio's had it.
14:33Yeah, this ray gun's bust as well.
14:38Oh, this is useless.
14:40Donner's probably been experimented on by aliens as we speak.
14:42This is all my fault.
14:44Give in to the dark side.
14:46Do not ruby.
14:48Find a way you must.
14:49Then redeem yourself, you win.
14:52Wise words, old jingle.
14:53If only I knew how.
14:55Oh, I wish I'd never found this thing.
15:10Wet myself, I have.
15:22You don't frighten me, you know.
15:25Oh, really?
15:29Okay, maybe you frighten me a little bit.
15:33Rubby!
15:35Oh, let me come with you, man.
15:37I'm your best man and all that, man.
15:39No, Prancer.
15:40If you really want to help, then keep this safe for me.
15:43And find a way to contact the art guardians.
15:48Wowie, look at it go!
15:56Come on!
15:58Come on!
15:59Rubby, use the instruction manual.
16:06Congratulations on choosing the Intergalactic Saucer Turbo 3000.
16:11Hey, how do you say to this is my department?
16:15Mirror signal manoeuvre, Robbie.
16:18Select a high gear, Robbie.
16:20Trying to read here?
16:21Sorry!
16:23Hit the big red button.
16:25Sounds like a good idea.
16:28Hold on, Donner.
16:30I'm coming!
16:36Right, lads.
16:37If we're going to contact these Earth Guardians,
16:39we'll have to come up with something really clever.
16:42Ready?
16:42Woo-hoo!
16:44We're here!
16:46Free pizza!
16:47Woo-hoo!
16:48I'm taking Donner!
16:49I'm actually...
16:53Why can't you find me this Robbie?
16:56Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
17:00Uh, well, uh, the thing is...
17:03Rhetorical question.
17:05Will somebody please get that?
17:14Oh no, the elk has a ship.
17:17We're all doomed.
17:18Yes!
17:20Go, Robbie!
17:21You'd better let Donner go, or I'll...
17:24Oh, uh, what?
17:25Continue this devastating assault?
17:27Oh no!
17:28Quick, ready my escape pod!
17:29Bring him to me!
17:32Hey, no fair.
17:38Wow!
17:40Donner!
17:41I'm sorry I ruined the wedding again,
17:43but there was this alien talking in my head.
17:45Shh!
17:45None of that matters now, Robbie.
17:47Although I'm not sure our wedding insurance covers alien abduction.
17:51But, oh, come here, you!
17:57Oh, no tongues!
18:01How revolting.
18:11Now, Robbie, I believe you have something belonging to me.
18:16Wow.
18:16Can you touch the end of your nose with that?
18:19She doesn't have a nose.
18:21Robbie!
18:21I mean, no way.
18:23I don't know anything about your Nargothron crystal, power source of your ultimate weapon.
18:30And even if I did, I wouldn't tell you where it was.
18:33Oh, you.
18:35You can torture me all you like.
18:37I won't talk.
18:38You'll never break me.
18:39You'll never.
18:40You'll never.
18:40You'll never.
18:41You'll never, ever break me.
18:41You'll never break me.
18:43You see, Donner?
18:44Didn't I tell you she wouldn't break me?
18:47Robbie, you drew her a picture.
18:50You even coloured it in.
18:52Oh, yes.
18:54Not a bad likeness, is it?
18:59Some best man I am couldn't even do one simple little thing like contact a distant alien planet.
19:07What?
19:09Oh?
19:11Oh?
19:17I need that transponder fixed and locked, please, Vicar.
19:20Hi, boys.
19:20Did I mention I work for a top-secret government agency dedicated to monitoring alien activity on Earth?
19:28Um...
19:28Now, we think that the Earth Guardian's planet is somewhere here, in the Starsky and Hutch Nebula.
19:35Without their help, we're doomed.
19:37Doomed?
19:38Oh, I don't think I like the sound of that.
19:44We've rigged up the band's keyboard to a transmitter so we can send out a message in musical code.
19:50Problem is, the galaxy's a big place.
19:52And by the time we've found them, well...
20:01In the name of Vorkana, destroyer of worlds, warlordress of the galaxy, mistress of your...
20:06Hail, Vorkana!
20:07Just open the door, we know you're in there.
20:10I'm sorry, caller, but there's no one in at the moment.
20:12But if you'd like to leave your name and number, we'll give out to you as soon as we can.
20:16Oi!
20:16Vorkana, destroyer of worlds, destroyer of doors!
20:22It's now or never...
20:23Give me some good news, people!
20:29If only we had some more power!
20:31I failed you, Donna.
20:33Some bridesmaid I am.
20:37Oh, gosh, boiling, Elliot!
20:47Prince, give it to me.
20:49Now!
20:50Tala, but I don't think that now's the time to...
20:53Yes!
20:54The Mercathronian superconducting matrix crystal!
20:58I knew she knew that.
21:03This should give us just the boost we need.
21:06Here goes nothing!
21:35Listen to me, you big...
21:37Spider-lizard thing, you!
21:39There are others like us out there.
21:41Other freedom fighters who will resist you to the end.
21:45What, you mean these freedom fighters?
21:57The crystal is mine once more.
22:00At last, planet Earth will feel the true might of Vorkana!
22:11Now, how about a little preview of what Earth's got coming?
22:16But that's our home!
22:19Long!
22:20In approximately ten minutes, it'll just be another notch on my carapace.
22:26Some people collect beer mats, I destroy planets.
22:28Power up the crystal!
22:29Computer, come and stick out down!
22:33This could get very nasty.
22:35Yeah, tell me about it, lady.
22:37I forgot to put my deodorant on this morning.
22:46Oh, yes!
22:47I'm counting!
22:52We've got to do something, Robbie.
22:54Think!
22:56With less than five minutes!
22:58Think!
22:59Thinking!
23:00That's it!
23:02I always knew my brain would come in handy.
23:05Is this thing on?
23:06Oh, okay.
23:10Release the prisoners!
23:14Yes, you.
23:15Now do it before I get angry and, uh, melt your legs off.
23:19Ooh.
23:23Thanks.
23:26Oh, ha, ha, ha.
23:29Ooh!
23:33Whoops.
23:41Oh, Robbie!
23:47Step aside.
23:52Here comes the bride!
23:56Oh, come on!
23:58Oh!
24:00Huh?
24:02Oh!
24:04Hey, we can get out in Gary's UFO!
24:07Destruction of Earth in T-minus two minutes!
24:10Oh, what's the use in escaping if Earth's going to be destroyed?
24:13You get yourself home. I'm heading back in.
24:16But Bobby!
24:21The Earth Guardians! We did it!
24:24Delete!
24:30That's for ruining my sister's wedding.
24:34Control! Alt! Delete!
24:38Undo! Undo!
24:40Control Z! Come on! Undo! Undo!
24:43Work!
24:48Oh dear!
24:50Whoa! Where can I? Can't we talk about this?
24:53Long let my pincers do the talking!
24:56Strictly speaking, pincers can't talk, you know.
25:01I see. It's just a figure of speech. Very clever.
25:04Hoo-ha!
25:08How about we call it a draw?
25:19This is your last chance to give up!
25:20Ha-ha-ha!
25:22What made you think that Borkana, Queen of the Norgathons, could be defeated by a pathetic little elk?
25:31That's reindeer. Pathetic little reindeer. Nose jump!
25:44You know, Borkana, I'm a tolerant reindeer. But I'm starting to wish you'd just disappear.
26:02Well, it wouldn't be a proper wedding without a punch-up, would it?
26:10Dona!
26:11Dona! Yeah! You're safe, Dona!
26:13Look, listen to me! Robby's still up there! You've got to call them off!
26:18Aw, Struth!
26:21Destruction of Earth in T-minus 30 seconds!
26:24Oh, will you put a sock in it!
26:26Just for that! Destruction of Earth in T-minus 10 seconds!
26:30Norgas from Battlecruiser! Prepare for meltdown! You're flying in protecting Earth airspace!
26:34I am six!
26:35But I'm-
26:36Five!
26:38Four!
26:38Well, you do say you never forget your wedding day!
26:42Five!
26:43Zero!
26:45Five!
26:50I can feel the wind in my hair!
26:57I can feel the wind in my hair!
27:03No!
27:04No groom-o!
27:07What?
27:08What?
27:08Who's that?
27:09You want me to what?
27:10To do what?
27:11You want me to what?
27:12Oh, okay then!
27:14Ahem!
27:15Do you, Robby, take Dona to be your lawful wedded wife?
27:20Too half and too old!
27:21Poor richer, poor poorer!
27:23In sickness and in health!
27:24Till death do you part!
27:28I do!
27:31Robby!
27:32Woohoo!
27:35You may kiss the bride!
27:41Nothing in the universe could stop me!
27:57I want a word with you!
27:59Ahem!
27:59Okay, look, this time I promise I won't do anything to hurt your sister!
28:02What I want to know is...
28:04I think you tell me you have such a hundred-best man!
28:11Hey, Greg, hold this!
28:13Oh, I always knew they were made for each other!
28:16I ain't gonna know...
28:17I was gonna know!
28:24So I went to the bar!
28:27Oh!
28:32It's not just that I was married!!
28:35Yes!
28:37I love you...
28:43I'm gonna know.
28:45I'm the Earth of the Sun now
28:47Flash from your atomic gun
28:50Wow
28:51Hang your eyes at the next
28:53Zodiac sign
28:56Your kiss is mine
28:58Kiss our phone