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00:59Da-hoo-fores, da-hoo-dores, welcome in the cold, dark night.
01:08Welcome Christmas, ba-hoo-ra-boos, welcome Christmas, da-hoo-da-boos.
01:16Welcome Christmas, while we stand heart to heart and hand in heart.
01:26Trim up the tree with Christmas stuff, like bingo balls and hoo-foo-flop.
01:30Trim up the tree with goo-hoo guns and be so pinks and wonks.
01:35Trim every blessed window and trim every blessed door.
01:39Hang up hoo-boo-hoo bricks, then run out and get some more.
01:43Frank and Tukas on the ceiling, pile pamphooners on the floor.
01:48Trim every blessed meal on the blessed Christmas tree.
01:52Christmas comes tomorrow, trim you, trim me.
01:57Trim up the tree with fuzz-o-fuzz and blipper-bloops and wuzz-o-wuzz.
02:01Trim up your uncle and your aunt with yards of hoo-foo-flop.
02:05Trim up your uncle and your aunt with yards of hoo-foo-flop.
02:10Every who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot.
02:14But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.
02:22The Grinch hated Christmas the whole Christmas season.
02:28Now, please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason.
02:32It could be perhaps that his shoes were too tight.
02:36It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
02:39But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too
02:48small.
02:50But whatever the reason his heart or his shoes, he stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Who's.
02:59Staring down from his cave with a sour, grinchy frown at the warm, lighted windows below in their town.
03:08For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath was busy now, hanging a holly-whoo-weef.
03:16And they're hanging their stockings.
03:19He snarled for the sneer.
03:22Tomorrow is Christmas.
03:24It's practically here.
03:27Then he growled with his Grinch fingers, nervously drumming.
03:31I must find some way to keep Christmas from coming.
03:37For tomorrow I know.
03:39All those fool girls and boys will wake bright and early.
03:44They'll rush for their toys and then...
03:47Oh, the noise!
03:48Oh, the noise!
03:49Noise!
03:50Noise!
03:51Noise!
03:52There's one thing I hate.
03:54Oh, the noise!
03:56Noise!
03:57Noise!
03:58Noise!
04:01And they'll shriek, squeaks and squeals racing round on their wheels.
04:08They'll dance with jing-tinglers tied under their heels.
04:12They'll blow their flu-fluvers.
04:14They'll bang their tartinkers.
04:20They'll blow their hoo-hoovers.
04:22They'll bang their gar-tinkers.
04:28They'll beat their trump-tinkers.
04:31They'll slam their sluice-lunkers.
04:35They'll beat their blunt-bloopers.
04:38They'll whan their hoo-wankers.
04:41And they'll play noisy games like zoo-zitter-kazay.
04:45A roller-skate type of lacrosse and pro-cane.
04:54And then they'll make ear-spitting noises to looks
04:58on their great big electro-hoocardial schnooks.
05:11Then the hooves, young and old, will sit down to a feast.
05:17And they'll feast, and they'll feast.
05:20And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast.
05:24They'll feast on hoo-pudding, and rare hoo-roast-beast.
05:29Raw-roast-beast is a feast I can't stand in the least.
05:35Raw-roast-beast.
05:35Raw-roast-beast-beast.
05:39Raw-roast-beast.
05:40Raw-roast-beast.
05:53Raw-roast-beast.
05:57And then they'll do something I hate most of all.
06:02Every who down in Whoville, the tall and the small, will stand close together.
06:10With Christmas bells ringing, they'll stand hand in hand, and those who's will start singing.
06:41Welcome, welcome, Pahu-ra-hus. Welcome, welcome, Pahu-ra-hus.
06:49Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to pass, the moon for its coming dawn.
07:00And they'll sing, and they'll sing, and they'll sing, sing, sing, sing.
07:07And the more the Grinch thought of this whole Christmas sing, the more the Grinch thought,
07:13I must stop this whole thing. Why, for fifty-three years I put up with it now.
07:20I must stop Christmas from coming. But how?
07:29Then he got an idea. An awful idea.
07:35The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea.
07:46I know just what to do, the Grinch laughed in his throat.
07:51I'll make a quick Santa Claus hat and a coat.
07:55He chuckled and clucked. What a great, Grinchy trick.
08:01With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like Saint Nick.
08:12You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
08:17You really are a heel.
08:21You're as cuddly as a cactus.
08:24You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch.
08:28You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
08:42You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
08:47Your heart's an empty hole.
08:51Your brain is full of spiders.
08:54You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch.
08:59I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole.
09:07All I need is a reindeer.
09:09The Grinch looked around, but since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
09:14Did that stop the Grinch?
09:15Ha!
09:16The Grinch simply said,
09:17If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead.
09:24So he took his dog, Max, and he took some black thread,
09:28and he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
09:51Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks on the ramshackle sleigh,
09:57and he whistled for Max.
10:25Then the Grinch said,
10:26get up.
10:29And the sleigh started down toward the hoes where the hoes lay a snooze in their town.
11:25What did you say to the hoes?
11:26I'm sorry.
11:27Let's go.
12:02All their windows were dark.
12:04No one knew he was there.
12:06All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
12:11When he came to the first little house of the square.
12:18This is stop number one, the old Grinchy Claus hissed as he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his
12:25fist.
12:31Then he slid down the chimney a rather tight pinch.
12:35But if Santa could do it then, so could the Grinch.
12:37He got stuck only once for a minute or two.
12:41Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace, flew where the little Whos stockings hung all in a row.
12:49These stockings he grinched are the first things to go.
12:57Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant around the whole room.
13:04And he took every present.
13:07Popcorns, pampoogas, pantoukas and drums, checkerboards, bisselbinks, popcorn and plums.
13:14Then he stuffed them in bags.
13:15Then the Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney.
13:27You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
13:31You have termites in your smile.
13:36You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
13:44Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile.
14:06You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
14:11You're the king of sinful sots.
14:15You're a hard-so-dead tomato swatched with moldy purple spots.
14:20Mr. Grinch, you're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
15:03Then he slugged the icebox.
15:05He took the Who's feast.
15:07He took the Who pudding.
15:09He took the roast beast.
15:11He cleaned out the icebox as quick as a flash.
15:14Why, that Grinch even took the last can of Who hash.
15:19Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
15:22Now, grinned the Grinch.
15:24I will stuff up the tree.
15:36As the Grinch took the tree, as he started to shove, he heard a small sound like the coo of
15:43a dove.
15:44He turned around fast and he saw a small Who.
15:47Little Cindy Lou Who, who was no more than two.
15:51She stared at the Grinch and said,
15:55Santa Claus, why?
15:58Why are you taking our Christmas tree?
16:01Why?
16:03But you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
16:09He thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.
16:13My, my sweet little tot, the fake Santa Claus lied.
16:18There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
16:23So, I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
16:27I'll fix it up there.
16:30Then I'll bring it back here.
16:33And his fib fooled the child.
16:36Then he patted her head and he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.
16:40And when Cindy Lou Who was in bed with her cup, he crumbed to the chimney and stuffed the tree
16:49up.
16:50Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
16:53And the last thing he took was the log for their fire.
16:59On their walls, he left nothing but hooks and some wire.
17:04And the one speck of food that he left in the house was a crumb that was even too small
17:12for a mouse.
17:15Then he did the same thing to the other Who's houses, leaving crumbs much too small for the other Who's
17:22mouses.
17:26You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
17:30With a nauseous super-noss
17:35You're a crooked jerky-chocky and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch.
17:44Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, mangled up, entangled up
17:56knots.
18:21The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
18:30The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
18:30Stink, stank, stunk.
18:41It was a quarter of dawn, all the Who's, still a bed, all the Who's, still a snooze.
18:47When he packed up his sled, packed it up with their presents, their ribbons, their wrappings,
18:53Their snoof and their fuzzles, their tringlers and trappings.
19:17Ten thousand feet up.
19:21Up the side of Mount Crumpet, he rode with his load to the tip top to dump it.
19:52Poo-poo to the Who's, he was grinchily humming.
19:55They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming, they're just waking up.
20:00I know just what they'll do.
20:03Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the Who's down in Whoville will all cry.
20:08Poo-poo.
20:11That's a noise, grinned the Grinch, that I simply must hear.
20:16He paused, and the Grinch put a hand to his ear.
20:21And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
20:25It started in low, then it started to grow.
20:31Poo-poo.
20:36Poo-poo.
20:43Poo-poo.
20:45Poo-poo.
20:52Poo-poo.
20:54Poo-poo.
20:56Poo-poo.
21:15Poo-poo.
21:16Poo-poo.
21:17Poo-poo.
21:18Poo-poo.
21:19Poo-poo.
21:20Poo-poo.
21:23Poo-poo.
21:23Poo-poo.
21:24Poo-poo.
21:24Poo-poo.
21:25Poo-poo.
21:25Poo-poo.
21:27Poo-poo.
21:28Poo-poo.
21:29Poo-poo.
21:30Poo-poo.
21:30Poo-poo.
21:31Poo-poo.
21:32Poo-poo.
21:35Poo-poo.
21:39Poo-poo.
21:40Somehow or other, it came just the same, and the Grinch with his Grinch feet, ice cold in the snow,
21:53stood puzzling and puzzling.
21:56How could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
22:11He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
22:20Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
22:51And the Grinch could have had the best.
22:51Do it!
22:57Thanks, Jack.
22:57I can't wait to get another ship for a few minutes.
22:58I'm not going to go on a ship.
22:58What are you going to do?
22:59I'm going to get a ship.
23:00You are going to get a ship.
23:02I'm not going to get a ship.
23:09I'll go home.
23:17And what happened then?
23:19Well, in Whoville, they say, that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
23:29And then the true meaning of Christmas came through, and the Grinch found the strength
23:36of ten Grinches, plus two.
23:40And now that his heart didn't feel quite so tight, he whizzed with his load through the
23:46bright morning light.
23:47With a smile in his soul, he descended Mount Crumpet, cheerily blowing hoo-hoo on his trumpet.
23:56He rode into Whoville, he brought back their toys, he brought back their floof to the who
24:01girls and boys.
24:03He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles, brought back their pantookas,
24:09their daftlers and wuzzles.
24:11He brought everything back, all the food for the feast.
24:15And he, he himself, the Grinch, carved the roast beast.
24:26Welcome Christmas, bring your cheer, cheer to all who's far and near.
24:32Christmas Day is in our grasp, so long as we have hands to clasp.
24:36Christmas Day will always be, just as long as we have we.
24:42Welcome Christmas while we stand, heart to heart and hand in hand.
25:16Christmas Day is in our grasp.
25:18While we stand heart to heart and hand in hand
25:25For who for is God who for it
25:29Welcome, welcome, free is God
25:33Free is God

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