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00:04And next, on our tour of the North Pole, a photo opportunity of the lovely town of Colchester.
00:10It's just down there, behind the impenetrable fog.
00:15This thing's rubbish. Who built this?
00:18I did.
00:19Well, you're not very good at woodwork, are you?
00:21I mean, if someone's to really run at this...
00:23Sir, please?
00:24I mean, really run at it...
00:37I'm coming, sir. Just hang on.
00:39Right, right. Rescuing people.
00:44Nose jump.
00:58OK, jump onto the cliff.
01:00Hang on.
01:04Oh, the tree's breaking.
01:06Now just watch, take a picture.
01:08Please, jump.
01:15What?
01:18Give me a hand.
01:19Uh, Flipper, please, anything.
01:21We're the customers.
01:22Yeah, it's your job to rescue people.
01:25Then please, find a reindeer called Donner and tell her I love...
01:32Here, I wonder who I is.
01:35He must really like her.
01:55Follow this path down.
01:58Right.
01:59You never saw me.
02:01OK.
02:03OK.
02:04Hey, thanks.
02:16North Pole holidays.
02:17A brochure?
02:18Yes, of course.
02:21Yes, I'll send you an email.
02:26Who's going to the post box?
02:31Donner! Donner!
02:32Ow!
02:32A Viking!
02:33Guess never you'd Viking I saw.
02:35Excited, so I'm...
02:36Words are wrong, come out and...
02:37Robbie, I just had to refund those tourists you took up the mountain.
02:41This is all that's left.
02:43And you come down here, talking about Vikings,
02:47who haven't existed for hundreds of years.
02:50But I saw...
02:51And you've been here for 12.3 seconds,
02:55and you haven't given me a kiss yet.
02:59Ah, yeah.
03:03Here, chaps, there's a bit of a...
03:05Ooh.
03:06Um, yeah, there's a bit of a barley going on.
03:09That sounds a bit good.
03:11No, we are not happy about sleeping in these...
03:15Huts.
03:15Galleys.
03:16I mean, who made those?
03:18I'd like to meet them.
03:19Probably whoever made those work quite hard and still has splinters.
03:23Ow!
03:23And where's the snow?
03:24We came to ski.
03:26We want a refund.
03:27I know.
03:34I wish I had my own bath.
03:37We can't afford the water.
03:39I preferred it when we just work one day.
03:42Yes, but Mr Beardy gave away all the presents for free, didn't he?
03:47And that's why he couldn't pay us.
03:49Yeah, I suppose.
03:51So, we've got our travel business now,
03:53and we'll make the best of it.
03:55At least we don't have to work with Blitzen anymore.
03:58Blitzen?
04:00It's okay, Tinker.
04:02It's okay.
04:03Blitzen's locked away now.
04:04And he won't be out for a long, long time.
04:12Well, Blitzen,
04:13you've won the best-behaved prisoner mug three times running.
04:17And that's why we're letting you out 50 years early.
04:21Well done.
04:23You won't regret it.
04:26I'm free.
04:28Hello again, sky.
04:30Hello, trees.
04:32Hello, world.
04:36Hello, old Jingle.
04:38Ah, Robbie.
04:40Hang on a moat.
04:45That's more like it.
04:47You're so wise and old.
04:49And you taught me the nose jump on that.
04:51So, I wanted to ask you something.
04:54The thing is...
04:55The thing is,
04:57I saw this Viking.
04:58A Viking?
05:00No, no, no.
05:01There are no Vikings anymore, Robbie.
05:04It was probably just a lettuce that needed a shave.
05:07But what if they are real?
05:08What if there's more of them?
05:09A lost tribe.
05:11And I could find them.
05:12I'll tell you about Vikings, Robbie.
05:15Let me take you back in time.
05:17Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, wibble wobble.
05:24Long ago, when I was young, Vikings ruled the northern lands.
05:29I worked for them as a beard trimmer.
05:33They were warriors.
05:35They were unstoppable.
05:37Then one day, there were no lands left for them to conquer.
05:41No treasures left to steal.
05:43So, in one final battle, tragically, horribly, they fought each other.
05:50And even themselves.
05:55Until there were no Vikings left.
06:00Not even one little Viking head.
06:06If a Viking turned up here and rang the doorbell, I'd happily eat this sofa.
06:13I may need some ketchup.
06:16Is it a Viking?
06:18Is there a longboat in the car park?
06:20No, it's...
06:22Blitzen!
06:24My friends, my dear friends, great news.
06:29They let me out of jail.
06:32Why?
06:33Because I'm so sorry for what I did.
06:37And while...
06:39Oof!
06:42And while I can never forgive myself, I know you already have in your hearts.
06:49All I ask is to...
07:02Is to live here with my friends again.
07:04Get him away from me!
07:05He's pure, uncluted evil.
07:07You're right.
07:08I see it can never be.
07:11I must go.
07:15And I never had the chance to tell you how to save your holiday business.
07:20Oh, well.
07:22I think...
07:23Blitzen!
07:24Blitzen!
07:25Oh, thank you.
07:27Thank you so much.
07:29Welcome back, old fella.
07:30Take a few.
07:31The problem is, those huts...
07:33Chalets.
07:34Tourists don't want to rough it.
07:36And they're not animals.
07:38Well, okay, they are technically.
07:39But anyway, what they want is luxury accommodation.
07:44That's why we're going to build them this hotel.
07:47Who could afford to stay in that?
07:51Hi, I'm Warren Hutch, the famous internet billionaire.
07:55I've come to the North Pole to clear my head, dream up some new projects.
08:00It's what I call a think space.
08:03Say, is there a luxury hotel around here?
08:06Certainly, sir.
08:08Please wait here a moment in our executive waiting area.
08:21And there it is.
08:24Magnificent.
08:25I think we should throw a champagne reception for our honoured guest, don't you?
08:30I left some champagne in the lobby.
08:32Enough for everyone, I think.
08:43I knew it.
08:45Blitzen, old pal, get us out.
08:47Did you come and get me out when I was on the inside?
08:50Oh, I remember.
08:52No.
08:53You let me rot.
08:56So, I had to make new friends in prison.
09:01You know me as Warren Hutch, the internet billionaire.
09:04But my real identity...
09:08My real identity...
09:14My real identity is Long-Ear Jack, Master of Disguise.
09:19We're going to show you the meaning of suffering.
09:22And, uh, make a little money.
09:24That's no hotel.
09:27You've started building my new attraction.
09:30Blitzen's Reindeer World.
09:33The tourists hated your holidays, but they love this.
09:41And we'll sell the popcorn just outside under a big sign which says,
09:48If Daddy doesn't buy you popcorn, he doesn't love you.
09:59You know the worst part of this?
10:01They made us build our own trap.
10:05Wait a minute.
10:06Of course they did.
10:08That's the best news ever.
10:10Aye?
10:11We built this place.
10:13Which means Robbie must have made at least one bit of it.
10:18Robbie, which part's yours?
10:21There.
10:22Yes!
10:23What?
10:24Pram, sir?
10:30Okay.
10:31We'll leave one at a time and rendezvous by that big tree.
10:37Aye.
10:38You're so evil.
10:40No, you're the evil one.
10:42No, you're the evil one.
10:47I'm going to flip silently from tree to tree.
10:50Like a ninja.
10:52Flip.
10:55Flip.
10:56He's going to make it.
11:01Oh, flip.
11:08Get those bean deer.
11:12Run!
11:14You are our only home.
11:17We shall return.
11:18We will save you.
11:19We'll go to hell and back.
11:22But I promise you this.
11:24We are...
11:34We've got to get them out.
11:36And so tear Blitzimper good.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Well, how?
11:42I've got it.
11:43I have got it.
11:44I knew you'd think of something.
11:46What is it?
11:47Well, look.
11:47We'll never defeat them on our own, will we?
11:49No.
11:50We need allies.
11:51Right.
11:52So, what we do?
11:53I can't believe this.
11:54It's so brilliant.
11:55We go and find the Vikings.
11:58Have you got a better plan?
12:02Where was it you saw them?
12:08They could be anywhere now.
12:10I'll get them back.
12:12How?
12:12The only way we'd find them now is if we had Yukon Bob.
12:15The merciless mountain tracker.
12:18But no one's seen him for years.
12:20I know where to find old Yukon.
12:23Well, that's not him.
12:25Ah.
12:26Oh, sorry.
12:27Yes.
12:28What about...
12:29What about this?
12:31Nope.
12:32This.
12:32No.
12:33Wait, wait, wait.
12:34Uh-uh.
12:35No.
12:36No.
12:37No.
12:38No.
12:38There.
12:39No, no.
12:40No.
12:40Go back too.
12:43Well, tickle my fancy.
12:44You are Yukon Bob.
12:46Yes, sir.
12:47And, uh, I'm catching me some deer.
12:54VIKINGS!
12:54Remember me!
12:56You saved my life!
12:58We call on you to fight a gory battle.
13:00I promise you, it'll be really horrible.
13:03Yeah, VIKINGS!
13:04VIKINGS!
13:04VIKINGS!
13:06And you can have a cheesy string.
13:08Only one, mind.
13:13VIKINGS!
13:14How much longer?
13:17VIKINGS!
13:17We have to make camp.
13:20VIKINGS!
13:25I've got some fire lighters.
13:27I've got a little fold-out pan.
13:29Turntables.
13:30Little ball.
13:31Smoke machine.
13:33Well, I didn't think there'd be much nightlife up here.
13:36So, I packed a mobile disco.
13:38Weee!
13:39Disco Brancer.
13:40It's an essential.
13:45Yes, yes.
13:46This one goes out for the ladies.
13:50Come on.
13:52Everybody scream!
13:57Bring it up.
14:06Hmm.
14:08Up.
14:12People often live near water.
14:14We could follow that stream.
14:16I think we should go this way.
14:17So, we're not going to even discuss it?
14:24I've run out of snakes.
14:25I'm a city dear.
14:26I can't survive any mountains.
14:27Not without snakes.
14:28I'm a snake.
14:29Or a village.
14:36Look, who's the expert on vikings round here?
14:39I'm fed up with you.
14:40You just ignore me.
14:42Fine.
14:43You're chucked.
14:44Fine.
14:45I don't care.
14:46In fact, I'm...
14:50Donner!
14:53Donner!
14:54Prancer?
15:07Use the nose jump, Robbie.
15:11Bounce with your nose.
15:32Okay, bad idea.
15:40I'm sorry, Donner.
15:42He's got a grave.
15:44I'll give him a plaster.
15:46Thank you, viking.
15:48Very kind.
15:50Vikings!
15:51You're a vikings!
15:52No, we're not.
15:53You're dreaming?
15:54No, we're a mirage.
15:56Trick of the light.
15:57A bit of all three.
15:58Yeah.
15:58We're not vikings either.
16:00We're a pig.
16:01Oink.
16:01Oink.
16:01Woohoo!
16:03I found the vikings!
16:05At last!
16:07Very well.
16:08You have found us.
16:09The last viking tribe in the world.
16:13I'm Magnus.
16:14This is Magnus.
16:15That's Magnus.
16:16Magnus.
16:17She's Magnus.
16:18He's Magnus.
16:20That's Magnus.
16:20And there's little Magnus.
16:21Yeah?
16:23I am Robbie, the reindeer.
16:25Oh, noble warriors.
16:27Kin of Thor.
16:28Odin's brave.
16:30It's okay.
16:30You can talk normal.
16:31I need your help.
16:32There's an evil reindeer called Blitzen, and he's got my friend's prisoner.
16:35Old Jingle's in there.
16:37He's going to do something horrible to them.
16:39I don't know what, but he's building something called Blitzen's Reindeer World.
16:42Oh, Blitzen's Reindeer World.
16:45We found a leaflet for that.
16:47Sounds quite good, actually.
16:48Yeah?
16:49Come and see our incredibly lifelike, fully moving model reindeer.
16:55I know what he's going to do.
16:56He's going to...
16:57Turn you all into robots.
17:00No, you won't.
17:01You can lock us up, but you can never break our spirit.
17:06We will...
17:07Who is your master?
17:11Blitzen, please smash in.
17:13Blitzen, please.
17:14Jolly good.
17:16In you go.
17:19Power.
17:20One of the few things in life that's nicer than toast.
17:24Despicable.
17:25Awful.
17:26Should I cancel the coach, then?
17:28Someone should do something about it.
17:30Someone will.
17:31Oh, well, that's good.
17:33Oh, you, of course.
17:35You.
17:35You're brave.
17:37You'll help me rescue them.
17:38Right?
17:40Right?
17:42No, Robbie.
17:43We can't.
17:45It is time you learned the true story of our tribe.
17:49As we go back in time.
17:56On the day of the final battle,
17:58when all the Vikings fought each other,
18:01we knew this would be the end.
18:02And a few of us felt something no Viking should ever feel.
18:07Feel.
18:08So we said,
18:10Oh, look up there!
18:11A cloud in the shape of a chicken!
18:13And we fled.
18:15And hid under our Viking duvets.
18:20And when the battle was done,
18:23only we remained.
18:25And now we hide here,
18:27in shame.
18:29We are not warriors.
18:31We are cowards.
18:34We cannot help you, Robbie.
18:40There's only one coward here.
18:44Me.
18:45I didn't tell a deer how much I loved her.
18:49Because I was always thinking of something else.
18:52And I lost her.
18:56But you are heroes.
18:58I know it.
18:59I mean, look at yourselves.
19:00You're Vikings.
19:02You can't live the rest of your lives in shame.
19:05Join me and fight.
19:07But not for hate or for treasure like in the past.
19:10For freedom.
19:12For the triumph of good over pure, antlered evil.
19:19Oh, poor brave deer.
19:28Someone should do something about it.
19:32Maybe someone will.
19:42Welcome.
19:44Welcome.
19:45Blitzen's reindeer world.
19:46Where your dreams become magic.
19:48Or something like that.
19:49Anyway, it's open.
19:56Three, uh, sorry.
19:58One, please.
20:16This is a reindeer.
20:19Characterized by his distinctive antlers.
20:22Which are very firmly attached to his head.
20:26And never come off.
20:30I want to cry.
20:32It's so beautiful.
20:34Let's learn more about reindeer.
20:40They've been with us for millions of years.
20:44Indeed, they shared the earth with the dinosaurs.
20:47Life then was not without its hazards.
21:02After the dinosaurs came now.
21:06Is the reindeer finally safe from danger?
21:09No.
21:11Because hunters lay animal traps which can kill a reindeer in an instant.
21:17Traps like these.
21:20And these.
21:22Oh, and those as well.
21:26Oh dear.
21:27Where's his, where's his head thing?
21:29He doesn't get one.
21:30I want him to feel every moment of this.
21:35Blitzen, let my friends go.
21:37Do what you're like to me, but let them go.
21:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:41No.
21:42Now shut up and die.
21:46Now.
21:58Disturbance in zone four.
22:01Intercept and neutralized.
22:02I knew it.
22:03You are heroes.
22:04Robbie, your bravery shamed us out of our shame.
22:07Plus it was too late to cancel the coach without losing the deposits.
22:11Company.
22:12We'll deal with these bunnies, Robbie.
22:14Here.
22:15Save your friends.
22:43Thanks, pal.
22:44You came.
22:53Come on, then.
22:54Well, I never.
22:55It's Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, Magnus, little Magnus and...
22:58Oh, sorry, I forgot your...
23:00Oh, Magnus, that's it.
23:02Oh, Jingle.
23:03Once you trimmed our beards well.
23:05Now we will trim your enemies.
23:08Oh, yeah, well, they moved it.
23:17Excuse me.
23:18Um, do you know...
23:19Oh.
23:27Unbelievable, this.
23:28Yeah.
23:28Yeah, you're all right.
23:30Yeah, I'm fine.
23:37Now for Blitzen.
23:39Yeah, let's go.
23:41Oh, no, you stay here.
23:42It's too dangerous for girls.
23:44Right.
23:45So I run our company.
23:47They're pretty much single-handed.
23:49I trek across the mountains.
23:51I get pulled underground, turned into a robot.
23:54And now I have to stand back and let you take all the glory.
23:58Robby, is that it?
24:01Well, you could tidy up.
24:03It's a bit messy.
24:04Robby, sometimes I wonder if you don't really...
24:09Robby!
24:19All your popcorn, please.
24:43Who are you?
24:44Who are you, really?
24:45Come on, let's have a look under there.
24:47Let's get that silly face off.
24:49Carlos, the hamster!
24:51Wanted in 20 countries!
24:53My life in crime, he is over.
25:01No!
25:02No!
25:03No!
25:04No!
25:05No!
25:05No!
25:06No!
25:07No!
25:09No!
25:10No!
25:11No!
25:11No!
25:11No!
25:12No!
25:17No!
25:26You can't escape, Blitzen!
25:28Is that right?
25:30Do you know what I practiced every day in prison, Robby?
25:33Was it the flute?
25:34No.
25:34Conversational Spanish?
25:36No.
25:38Kung Fu!
25:40Ah-ha.
25:40Ah-ho!
25:41I was worried it might be something like that.
25:43Ah-ha!
25:44Ah-ha!
25:46Robbie!
25:46Ah-ha!
25:46Ah-ha-ha!
25:47Ah-ha-ha!
25:48Ah-ha-ha!
25:48Ah-ha-ha!
25:50Ah-ha-ha!
25:51Ah-ha-ha!
25:51Ah-ha-ha!
25:52Ah-ha-ha!
25:52We need to talk!
25:54Not now!
25:54Ah-ha-ha!
25:55Oh, there's never a good time, is there?
25:57You take me for granted!
25:58That's not fair!
26:00Oh, for goodness sake!
26:01How can we have a decent fight if you're going to have some ghastly heart-to-heart?
26:05But, let's sort this out once and for all. You should stop worrying so much. It's obvious
26:13Robbie loves you more than anything. He just forgets himself sometimes, because he's
26:19an idiot.
26:20See?
26:20And you should make more of an effort. Listen to Donna. Let her know you need her. You could
26:27ask her to marry you.
26:31Donner. I love you. Would you make me the happiest greendeer in the whole world?
26:42You'll never know. Because Robbie, now is when I kill you!
26:50No one but no one does that to my fiancée!
26:59No!
27:18Adios, amigo!
27:25This is such a bitter disappointment.
27:38Oh, booey to you.
27:40I love you, Robbie. Even though we'll have to live in poverty.
27:45Well, Magnus had an idea about that.
27:47I thought, why don't we put on some kind of big viking show for the tourists?
27:52I wanted to open a big disco.
27:54Viking show.
27:55Disco.
27:56Viking show.
27:56Disco.
27:57Viking show.
27:58Disco.
28:08Go!
28:23Go!
28:24Go!
28:26Go!
28:27Go!
28:30Go!
28:34Go!
28:35Get ready!
28:37Go!
28:56Go!